Becoming Witch (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 6 - Episode #1.6 - full transcript
Ladies and gentlemen.
My wife…
CSBC ANCHOR LEE NAK-GU
DISCLOSES DOMESTIC ABUSE IN TEARS
NEWS PLAZA 24
ANCHOR LEE NAK-GU PRESS CONFERENCE
My wife beats me.
Pain is the only way
you'll learn your lesson, you bastard!
That was for lying about where you were.
FOOTAGE PROVIDED BY LEE NAK-GU
And this…
It's for getting Director Jung
to lie for you.
Damn it!
Forcing me to stay married
to an abusive wife is the same
as sentencing me to death.
How can this be the law
of the 21st century?
The law that should protect its people
is pushing an innocent man through hell!
And here I stand before you…
Moving on.
-The MZ generation has been investing
-That's it?
-…in cryptocurrency…
-I'm totally disappointed.
Why? Did I do something wrong?
No, not you. Ma-ri.
How could she have beaten you up?
So this is how you must've felt
when you saved me from Sang-pil.
I feel your pain.
Where did it hurt the most?
Well…
Over here.
And here.
Go-eun. Actually…
it still hurts a lot.
It hurts everywhere
from head to toe.
Cut it out, will you? You're being silly.
That hurt.
I'm hurting so much!
Get over here.
You wait right there.
Got you!
PETITION
PETITIONER: LEE NAK-GU
THE PETITIONER DEMANDS
AN ALIMONY OF 30,000,000 WON…
"Unwarranted physical abuse."
"Pathological obsession, torture,
physical and verbal abuse, attempted--"
"Attempted murder?"
Leave if you're not going to drink.
You're ruining the mood.
Hui-su.
We should break up.
Are you drunk?
We should get a divorce.
A divorce?
A divorce, my ass.
Why now?
Were you waiting for your mother to die?
Why?
Because I'm now of no use to you?
You should live your own life.
I've been meaning to say it
but couldn't because of my mother.
Are you kidding me?
You're making absurd excuses
now that you don't need me.
Get out.
I don't want to see your face, so get out!
Be smart about this.
You're the one being a dumbass.
Get out. Out!
Leave, you bastard.
Go.
Get out of here, you prick!
Leave!
Hui-su.
My sweet daughter-in-law.
Hui-su.
My sweet daughter-in-law.
Hui-su.
This is my last will and testament.
So listen carefully
to what I'm about to say.
In the event of my death…
VERBAL ABUSE, ATTEMPTED MURDER
PETITION, DEMANDS
In his divorce petition,
he describes me as a piece of trash,
a psychopath, and a heinous criminal.
If that's how you think of me,
I'll gladly be the person
you make me out to be.
What's with this cliché?
Why do men always cook breakfast
the morning after?
What is with that?
When did I not cook for you?
It's nothing new.
Woo-bin.
You saw it, didn't you?
See what?
Lift your chin,
sweep your bangs to the side,
and let me look into your eyes.
And pause.
Last night,
you saw it.
Didn't you?
See what?
Gosh. I knew it.
You saw it.
What do I do?
I can't get it out of my head.
Jin-a.
Shit.
Where the hell is your mind at?
-What now?
-Keep your chin up.
Keep it up.
-The police have released
-Hey.
-Get over here.
-a composite sketch
of the so-called Ogwang-dong Squirrel
and are asking for public assistance.
The police released a total of
-five composite sketches
-I've seen him.
so that the public can see
how he'd look in disguise.
Ouch. It hurts.
-Will this leave a scar?
-It's you, isn't it?
My gosh. It really is you. No way!
-It's you, right?
-…for the second time.
That was for lying about where you were.
It's you, isn't it? My gosh!
But… Hold on.
PHARMACY
REPORTER KIM PYEONG
It's her.
No way. I can't believe we got to see her.
It's her, isn't it?
-It is.
-It's her.
-Look how shameless she is.
-What's she doing?
-Is that her?
-It is.
THE INFAMOUS MS. GONG: IS SHE A WITCH?
She gives me the chills.
No wonder that gentle Lee Nak-gu
stepped out on her.
She's a total psychopath.
I'd divorce her if it were me.
Is she insane? Why won't she divorce him?
Isn't it obvious? It's money she wants.
I feel bad for anchor Lee Nak-gu.
He had to live with the abuse.
Pain is the only way
you'll learn your lesson, you bastard!
Forcing me to stay married
-to an abusive wife…
-…lying about where you were.
It's for getting Director Jung
to lie for you.
LIVE CHATROOM
Who knew this would work?
The live chatroom is blowing up.
Nak-gu, what brings you by?
Oh, dear. It seems as though
you're not able to keep up with the trend.
It makes me concerned about your career.
Unbelievable.
That's what I call quality writing.
This isn't something to admire.
He made me seem like
a diabolical human being.
Which is admirable.
Divorce petitions
are usually a work of fiction.
One written by an omniscient
first-person narrator.
This is normal?
That's right.
What now, then?
He's asking for alimony and the house.
Don't be intimidated.
We just need to submit a written reply.
One that proves how ridiculous
and absurd his claims are.
Once you do,
will we win?
Divorce cases are like muddy battles
that have no clear winners or losers.
PETITION
You should always be on alert.
PETITION
Then, what do you need me to do?
It all comes down to the evidence.
It's just like items in a video game.
Whoever has better evidence
that can counter the other's claims
will come out the victor.
-But you said there were no winners.
-This is war, Ms. Gong.
Shouldn't one at least get a trophy?
HANJONG SPERM BANK:
STORAGE PERIOD EXPIRED FOR NAM MU-YOUNG
Hui-su!
-Hello, sir.
-Dad.
Hui-su's here.
Gosh.
HUSBAND
The person you called is unavailable.
When was it exactly?
It was recent.
It was paid in full
after being overdue for six months.
You…
LET IT SHOW IN YOUR LIFE AND FAITH
Is this the church you go to?
Are you out of your mind?
You shouldn't be out and about like this.
That hurts!
Mom, you're being watched.
Goodness.
You must be out of your mind.
It's like you want Nak-gu to divorce you.
Why on earth would you beat up
someone's sweet son?
You care about him more than
your own daughter?
You still haven't learned.
Come. We should pray for Nak-gu.
Pray, damn it. Don't you know
you should love your enemies?
That only applies to Jesus.
Pray yourself and hope
that he's taken away from me.
Why you…
Whether I divorce him or not is my choice.
Why are you all riled up about it?
I only ask because I'm curious.
You go from one man to the next,
so why can't I?
Why you…
How dare you question my personal life.
Mom, he's watching you!
-Get back here, you brat!
-Mom, please!
Mom,
I think I've been blessed.
Mom, thank you.
AN EYE FOR AN EYE, A TOOTH FOR A TOOTH
She begged me not to tell you.
Your mother-in-law
was an extraordinary woman.
Are you saying
she left the video on purpose?
-To give me the land?
-That's right.
She must've heard it somewhere
that she needed proof
for it to be legally binding.
She was right.
You'll now even win the case
against her own children.
That's what the lawyer said.
When?
When did she start preparing this?
A couple of months ago.
You went to Busan once a month, remember?
For personal reasons.
One day, she asked if I knew a lawyer.
Ms. Park, speak into that camera
and Hui-su will get your message.
Hui-su.
My sweet daughter-in-law.
Ms. Park.
You can now say whatever you want.
Hui-su.
This…
This is my last will and testament.
So listen carefully
to what I'm about to say.
In the event of my death…
I, Park Soon-nyu…
will bequeath
my summer house in Yangpyeong
and the 5,000 pyeong of land…
to my daughter-in-law
Ms. Chae…
Hui-su.
I'm done.
-Is that all?
-Yes.
Ms. Park. Please state your name.
My name?
It's Park Soon-nyu.
And your date of birth?
The year of the rat, 1948,
March 18.
Sorry. I need to go to the restroom.
Hui-su.
My sweet daughter-in-law.
Hui-su.
I believe
this will be the last time
I enjoy cherry blossoms.
LAWYER KIM JI-IL
UNBEATEN LAW FIRM
Here.
She fed me crabs and shrimp,
which I'm allergic to.
This prescription proves it.
This is the injury certificate
after the car accident.
You have no idea
how close to death I came.
I see.
These are minor though.
Injury certificates
can be issued for a price
and it's hard to prove intent.
Is there perhaps anything else?
His card receipts for the past year.
It includes the money he spent
on hotels, tollgates, and trips.
Also, the recording and transcript
of her confession.
They're all in here.
And then she pushed me
all the way to the balcony!
You should've seen the death stare
she gave me that night.
Did you film it? Did you call the police?
How could I
when I was on the brink of death?
Jeez.
Without evidence, it's all useless.
She only has to say you're lying.
But we have proof.
A smoking gun to be exact.
…you'll learn your lesson, you bastard!
That's been edited to hell and back.
I didn't even hit him that much.
Just…
about four to five times?
Why did you hit him in the first place?
He's the one who provoked me.
He was like, "Hit me, damn it!"
-He provoked it?
-That's right.
Where's the proof?
I deleted the video.
DELETE VIDEO?
And who was it
that had the video restored?
Why gloat when
you'll charge me for your services?
Put it on my tab.
If only I had the dash cam footage. Then
attempted murder would be a slam dunk.
Who the hell took the memory card?
Goodness.
That was close.
You don't have to see the rest.
His dash cam footage
must have the same video.
What if he claims otherwise?
Is this blood?
It's not enough.
A single assault charge
isn't enough to trump adultery.
What if your wife has her dash cam footage
and it contains
you trying to run her over?
Damn it!
I'm close to having
my perfect win rate destroyed.
Will we lose?
Think again for me.
The cars at the scene that day.
The one you were driving,
and the one Ms. Gong was driving.
There were two, right?
Yes.
No, you're wrong.
Ta-da.
Here's the dash cam footage
from the third car on site.
You're a genius.
Now, why don't I see
how my mentor has been doing?
Yes, of course.
I see.
Is that so? Got it.
A mentee of mine just called.
He's Gang Ja-jung,
a divorce attorney.
Apparently, his client wants a word.
So what will it be?
Either go to prison for attempted murder
or divorce me!
His eyes are a little slanted
and his jawline is squarer.
Are you sure?
He has a face you can never forget.
Where did you see him?
Outside your place.
Have you been stalking me?
I kept my distance.
All I wanted was to see your face.
-So?
-So?
Oh, right.
Since I was in Seoul,
I came by to catch a glimpse of your face.
But then one day,
I saw some weirdo
climb down from your unit.
I didn't know what was going on,
but then people came running,
blowing their whistles.
-Where?
-Over there!
-Which way?
-You were late, and we lost him.
-Where did he go?
-He jumped that way and ran.
There was a risk
of me being mistaken for him,
so I ran.
And that's when I saw his face.
Head on.
You suddenly remembered his face?
I was so alarmed back then
that I suffered from brief memory loss.
His hair. Please note that he's bald.
Thank you.
Is there anything else?
Oh, right.
By the way, could I ask something
in hopes of being a good citizen?
I've been seeing this on the news lately.
Some people collect life insurance
for people who are still alive.
What happens to them when it's caught?
Insurance fraud?
There's a reward for reporting one.
I see. A reward.
What about the fraud himself?
-What happens to him?
-He'll be arrested.
On special circumstances as well.
Prison time of two to three years.
But you should know
there's always an accomplice.
Someone would have
to cash the insurance in.
Then, what happens to the accomplice?
Prison. All their money
will be confiscated.
You knew, didn't you?
Am I supposed to understand
what you're saying?
The hospital bills were overdue.
Is that why she sold Mom's house?
Must you even ask? It's obvious.
I'm asking you!
Do you even know how much it was?
While the rich boy was lamenting over
the privilege he once had,
Hui-su tried her best to make ends meet.
Don't you want to hear it?
And you call yourself her husband?
I've been meaning
to punch some sense into you
but didn't for her sake--
Why you…
Peekaboo.
Peekaboo.
Ms. Lee Jae-seon.
Ms. Lee Jae-seon?
-Yes?
-This way, please.
Sit.
Close your eyes.
Stand and I'll tie you back up again.
Close your eyes.
Look at how long your hair has gotten.
Jin-a,
do you know what haunted me the most
these past five years?
How I ran that day…
from the motel room.
I hated that it was
the last memory you had of me.
How could I forget
you running to save yourself?
I was going to die with you.
But that's when the words dawned on me.
That suicide is a sin
with no chance of redemption.
Are you kidding me, you son of a b****?
After I took the pills?
The ambulance came rushing, didn't it?
I called for one as soon as I left
Why you…
My stomach was pumped that day
and it still hurts whenever I cough!
Jin-a, please know
that I deeply regret my choice.
Seriously. You talk too much.
You said you'd take care of this.
I was supposed to trust you,
so why is this happening?
HANJONG SPERM BANK:
STORAGE PERIOD EXPIRED
Book my IVF procedure
for as soon as possible.
You can't go through with this alone.
Especially with
your history of miscarriage.
Forget it, then. I'll find a new doctor.
I'm not staying married to him
because I'm the world's greatest fool.
It's because divorcing him
will have me lose out
on the trophies I collected
during the 15 years of my bloody marriage.
WHO MAKES THE LIST WILL DIE
So what if my marriage ends
not in a divorce but with Nak-gu dying?
That'll turn the tables completely.
I can maintain my image
as a good wife and mother
while keeping all my trophies.
WHO MAKES THE LIST WILL DIE
LEE NAK-GU
And it turns out
that I'm not the only one
who thinks that way.
WHO MAKES THE LIST WILL DIE
LEE NAK-GU
He has never bought me anything before,
but for the chick, he buys a foreign car.
If only it can drive him underwater
and to his grave.
By Mad Dog Heo Suk-hui.
HEO SUK-HUI
HEO REMAINS SILENT
ABOUT PASSENGER IN HER 20S
It's her, isn't it? Mad Dog Heo Suk-hui.
I don't know who this dog is
that you're tlaking about.
Besides, I couldn't possibly
disclose personal information.
I won't tell anyone
that she was at your cafe.
-Just let me meet her.
-Why?
For what reason?
Woo-bin!
Damn it.
-Woo-bin.
-Stay there and call the cops.
My gosh.
My gosh!
Woo-bin? You bastard!
You damn pervert.
My love for you astonishes me
911 EMERGENCY RESCUE
It's new, I've never seen myself like this
If it was like this every day
This merciless world
Would be well
Worth living
The taxi dropped T1 off.
T1 is now entering the hotel.
I'm here for Heo Suk-hui.
-Are you Ms. Bewildered of Oz?
-That's right.
This way, please.
Care to join me?
I'm good.
Does your husband
carry around a handkerchief?
No.
I wasn't aware that mine
carried around one either.
Not until his mistress handed me his.
I didn't think you'd make time for me.
We have to help each other out, right?
Let's drink.
So…
about Husband Death Note.
Extraordinary, right?
All I wanted
was for him to be
in an ordinary car accident.
But then it actually
took a dive into the lake.
Wasn't it planned?
Like from a year ago.
Wasn't it part of an elaborate plan?
Why?
Do you want your husband dead?
We all eventually die, right?
And all we want
is to speed up the clock a little.
Would it be possible?
If you pray hard enough.
Seeing his handkerchief
made me think otherwise, you know.
That I wasn't attentive enough.
Gosh, I must be drunk.
Why do I keep thinking of my late husband?
He loved cars, you know.
Not just any car.
The ones that go "vroom."
What about you? How much
do you know about your husband?
Do you know how many components
go into the making of a car?
Over 20,000.
But…
there not being one or two
can cause a lot of trouble.
NAK-GU'S FAMILY HOME
CSBC
THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH PARK SANG-DO
MONDAY DEBATE:
CONTROVERSY OVER DIVORCE
FAULT DIVORCE VERSUS NO-FAULT DIVORCE
In 2015, the Supreme Court ruled
to not let the spouse at fault
file for judicial divorce.
-The Supreme Court--
-Are you aware of the voting result?
It was seven to six,
which means it could've easily been a tie.
I wasn't done talking!
According to the wise judgment
of the Supreme Court,
a no-fault divorce seems premature
and there must be a safeguard
for spouses and children.
But what if it's too late for the couple?
Buses don't let you on if you're late.
How can the law force a couple
to continue a marriage
that is in shambles?
Our privacy can't be violated
in this day and age.
Shouldn't families be protected?
Are you saying that
we should allow cheaters
to kick their spouses out?
-That's not what I'm saying!
-As if it's not.
It's the logic implemented by rich CEOs
who divorce their first wives.
Just a second.
You are joining us for the Monday debate.
Fifty years of controversy.
Fault divorce versus no-fault divorce.
We bring you a heated debate.
What the…
Allow me to sort things out
for the viewers.
What exactly is a no-fault divorce?
The law should recognize the divorce
of a couple without proving wrongdoing,
which I agree with.
Meanwhile, a fault divorce
is one where the law won't allow
a spouse at fault to file for divorce.
You can file for one if you want, but--
But the court will dismiss it…
in 99 out of 100 cases.
Exactly. It's why I've been
running my ass off trying to prove…
I mean, it's been hard.
Still, I will fight this battle
even if there's only a 0.1 percent chance
of my case being approved.
Fighting for independence, are you?
Look here, Ms. Han.
A shattered glass cup
-can't be glued back together.
-Tell her.
A marriage that is over
will remain that way
even if the law glues it back together.
Marriages aren't like glass cups.
The faulty analogy isn't appreciated.
By registering your marriage,
you have agreed to the implemented system.
You can't choose to break free from it
now that it doesn't suit
your palate anymore.
We're not forcing anyone to divorce.
Those who stepped out on their spouses
should have the right to file for one.
Wouldn't that be fair?
Fair?
What's fair about extramarital affairs?
Even horny mutts
wouldn't be this shameless.
What the…
Let's not be disrespectful here.
Watch your words.
It's our constitutional right.
The people of Korea
have a right to happiness--
Rights for a prick
who stepped out on his wife?
What? How dare you
use that foul word on TV!
-Mediate, will you?
-Mr. Lee,
please speak more cautiously.
Fault divorce goes against current trends.
Ms. Han, I'm sure you know
that only South Korea
still recognizes fault divorce.
Allow me to correct Mr. Lee.
-It's not the only country--
-How is that important?
Focus on how advanced countries
are now recognizing no-fault divorces!
Allowing cheaters to divorce
so that innocent spouses
are left to watch their wives and husbands
be happy with their lovers?
You don't know how it feels
to constantly cry myself…
to sleep at night.
Why would you cry?
What did I ever do to you?
His wife left him for a younger guy.
They all heard you!
I'm going to sue you for defamation!
It's not like I made it up.
-Right?
-What?
You. Get out here, you prick!
-No, don't.
-You're live on TV.
-Who are you to talk about my life?
-Stop him.
-He…
-Take that!
MORGAN MOTEL
Where are you off to?
Call me once you're done.
It still fits perfectly.
We were foolishly cheerful
unaware of what was about to happen.
-Where was this?
-Florence.
-Good memory.
-On our way to the Florence Cathedral.
We got the call
and went straight to the airport.
-We shouldn't have.
-Tell me about it.
If we had known your father
would be bedridden for ten years…
You're right.
We shouldn't have cut the trip short.
I guess we both used up
all the luck we had in our early years.
It still isn't over for you.
Live your life now.
What is this?
Letting me go because you love me?
Cut it out. It sounds pathetic.
Squid.
There.
I'll soon be thirty, you know.
It's not like I can stay young forever.
Did I tell you how I almost
went back on my will to stay unmarried?
But something happened and…
Cheers.
-What is it?
-Did she kick you out?
Shit.
Get your arm off that.
It's expensive, you know.
Take it with you if it bothers you.
I'd have to be crazy.
Why would I go there
and put myself in danger?
The land my mother gave you.
Think of it as alimony
and start over.
You're still in your prime
with no kids to tie you down.
Was this your plan all along?
Is it why
you wanted to give up on having kids?
I regret marrying you.
We should've stayed as friends.
If we had,
you wouldn't have seen this side of me.
But we're family, and families
are meant to see the good and bad.
Exactly.
That darn family.
I don't want you in mine anymore.
-After all this time?
-Don't you get it?
I'm the one who dragged you down to Hell.
It's not too late to break free.
-Mu-young--
-You saw it firsthand.
How my father refused
to succumb to his illness.
And being as incompetent as I am,
I drove his company into the ground.
And my sisters are money-mad!
I…
can't look at you anymore.
I can no longer be
a man for you,
let alone your husband.
That's why…
we can't be together, Hui-su.
So please…
Please…
leave me.
You'll get wet!
I came since you asked, but…
-Sit.
-Right.
Do you have your seal with you?
Hold on. Are you really agreeing to this?
You gave me an ultimatum
to choose between prison and divorce.
You injured your head
during our recent incident.
Are you sure you're okay?
-Do you want it or not?
-Of course I do.
You made the right choice.
Why waste money and time on a lawsuit?
A mutual divorce is way better.
Cheaper too.
Whatever.
And your terms?
Since you're being generous,
I'm ready to let you have everything.
Tell me what you want.
-You had my credit card suspended.
-I'll get right on that.
I don't want any kind of lawsuit,
criminal or civil.
Deal.
What about the alimony?
The alimony? I looked into that actually.
The tax on that is heavy.
That's why people keep alimony
to a minimum and fight
over the other assets instead.
There's no tax to pay
for a nominal transfer of the house.
So, how much will it be?
To be honest,
shouldn't I be receiving the alimony?
I've been traumatized by recent events
and can't even ride in cars now.
Who will get custody of Su-ji?
Don't tell me you want it.
The alimony won't be enough
to fund her courses abroad.
I'll have to put her through college.
It's only for a few years.
So you'll take custody of her?
As if that matters at her age.
She's in the States.
I don't need to lift a finger.
-And the house?
-Come on.
The house is off-limits.
I bought it myself, you know.
So much for giving it all up!
See?
It's your fault for not agreeing
to the divorce when I offered you half.
The situation has changed for us now.
So?
You'll take everything
and just kick me to the curb?
BUILDING 8 ELEVATOR CCTV
What the…
APPLICATION OF DIVORCE BY MUTUAL CONSENT
You'll take everything
and just kick me to the curb?
Fine.
I'll let you have half.
Did you bring the papers with you?
APPLICATION OF DIVORCE BY MUTUAL CONSENT
Sign it.
Sign it!
Shall we?
HUSBAND: LEE NAK-GU
WIFE: GONG MA-RI
There's one more.
LEE NAK-GU, GONG MA-RI
Ma-ri, wait.
Thank you.
Could I perhaps hug you one last time?
I hope you'll be happy.
I mean it.
The police responded to a call
regarding a man
who had fallen from
a residential building in Ogwang-dong.
He turned out to be
the infamous Ogwang-dong Squirrel
who has been terrorizing
the neighborhood women.
The Ogwang-dong Squirrel
broke into homes by climbing the pipes.
Just like the saying,
"Even monkeys fall from trees,"
he lost his life due to a fall.
With the weapon he carried, his clothes,
and the statement
from residents in the neighborhood,
the police were able
to positively ID the suspect.
Moving on.
Domestically and internationally,
-Take better care of your money.
-…cryptocurrency is becoming a norm.
-Wait!
-However, many show concern over
-Come here.
-the recent trend.
Considering it only as a money-spinner…
Here. It's what your life is worth.
Get that away from me.
Why is that? You love money, don't you?
That's why I shouldn't be near it.
I cut off all my friends
and became a new man,
but you never know.
Greed could take control of me again.
Jin-a,
don't put your faith in me.
As if I would.
Can you order me
a plate of tangsuyuk later?
-What?
-I mean…
That much you can do.
Has he no shame?
Don't go.
Don't go.
What are you doing?
-What?
-Christians shouldn't drink.
You'll be committing a mortal sin.
Then sinning is what I'll do today.
What has gotten into you? Are you insane?
Jin-a.
Listen to me carefully.
This is my last supper.
As if.
I've made up my mind to turn myself in.
Just stay hidden.
Better yet, go back
to living in the woods.
-Please?
-Jin-a.
I'll take the fall.
You had no idea
that I was alive all this time.
We never met ever since.
Got it?
I died five years ago
and will remain…
You get what I mean, right?
But Woo-bin…
Why are you crying, you fool?
One should pay for his sins.
It's even stated in the bible.
"A wound for a wound,
an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth."
"Those who kill others will also die."
Bang.
Bang!
They're calling it my second heyday.
My fans are always so passionate.
Anyway, it's game over.
She waved the white flag.
I'm a little busy right now,
so can we pick this up later?
I won't forget to pay, all right?
Mister, which one's better?
This one or the one before?
Let me just state the facts.
You look perfect.
-How silly of you.
-You're absolutely stunning.
Twirl for me.
The capital area as well as
the Yeongseo region
will see a break from the rain
in the morning
only to have it picked back up
for a shower of five to 40mm.
Most of north Gyeonggi Province
will see a shower of up to 60mm.
You can't park here.
…also be wary of showers
with sudden gusts of wind
as well as thunder and lightning.
Jin-a.
I'll get going now.
You should go.
Go.
I don't want you
to see me like this.
POLICE STATION
SERVICE CENTER
Hello?
MORGAN MOTEL
Hui-su, hurry along.
-Did you sleep well?
-Yes.
How about a tangerine?
-What?
-A tangerine.
I can't hear you.
Turn the music off, will you?
But why? Damn it.
This isn't a road trip, you know.
And you call yourself a friend?
How else can I cope with the sadness?
Darn. My poor Woo-bin.
Repentance and rehabilitation
will turn him into a better man.
As if.
Haven't you learned
that people don't change?
Hey!
Being my friend doesn't give you
the right to talk shit about Woo-bin.
Hui-su, I'll drop you off
so that you can take her elsewhere.
She's getting on my nerves.
Maybe we should.
Why not? You're fully dolled up
with big-ass earrings.
You mean business today.
-You told me to look good today.
-And you do.
Jeez. She's practically glowing.
Did you get some last night?
-Is it that obvious?
-No way.
Who's the crazy bastard?
A one-night stand.
-No shit!
-No shit!
I honestly can't believe you!
Seriously? Have you decided
to live recklessly from now on?
-Hello?
-Can you believe it?
Well, we're…
Hold on. Where exactly are we headed?
To get Ma-ri's asshole husband.
No way.
My gosh. I'm super excited.
I forgot I was on the phone.
Sorry about that.
I thought you were divorcing him though.
Didn't you sign the papers?
I gave the donkey a carrot.
Why though?
You'd be better off having it yourself.
How would the donkey feel
to have the carrot?
It should be ecstatic.
I bet it's running wild
with it dangling from its mouth.
ASSHOLE HUSBAND
-We love you, Nak-gu!
-We love you, Nak-gu!
-The handsome Lee Nak-gu!
-The handsome Lee Nak-gu!
CIVIL SERVICE CENTER
Why did the girls of the 20th century
become witches in the 21st century?
THANK YOU FOR LAST NIGHT
Maybe the girls had already figured out…
that a fairy tale
that ends with a happy wedding…
Mister.
…is only an absurd fantasy that would
put a low-budget B-movie to shame.
That what comes after
is a slasher horror film
where blood is sprayed
all across the screen.
We were already on the edge of the cliff,
and the world kept nudging us.
So much for trying to be a good person.
I…
am against
this wedding!
Stop her!
You prick!
You asshole!
Die!
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
How could you of all people cheat on me?
You're the one who told me
to fly off to find happiness.
-Woo-bin!
-My very first ever investor.
This is him. Kim Woo-bin.
This new project will bring in
unimaginable returns.
-A new project?
-Do you want me to tell you?
My money. Where's my money?
My money!
There are countless men
who would love and care for Hui-su.
Are you one of them?
Mu-young.
I'm pregnant.
You're the one who's lying right now.
I won't divorce you.
We'll grow old together, okay?
-We won't get a divorce!
-From here on out, it's self-defense.
Subtitle translation by: Hye-lim Park
My wife…
CSBC ANCHOR LEE NAK-GU
DISCLOSES DOMESTIC ABUSE IN TEARS
NEWS PLAZA 24
ANCHOR LEE NAK-GU PRESS CONFERENCE
My wife beats me.
Pain is the only way
you'll learn your lesson, you bastard!
That was for lying about where you were.
FOOTAGE PROVIDED BY LEE NAK-GU
And this…
It's for getting Director Jung
to lie for you.
Damn it!
Forcing me to stay married
to an abusive wife is the same
as sentencing me to death.
How can this be the law
of the 21st century?
The law that should protect its people
is pushing an innocent man through hell!
And here I stand before you…
Moving on.
-The MZ generation has been investing
-That's it?
-…in cryptocurrency…
-I'm totally disappointed.
Why? Did I do something wrong?
No, not you. Ma-ri.
How could she have beaten you up?
So this is how you must've felt
when you saved me from Sang-pil.
I feel your pain.
Where did it hurt the most?
Well…
Over here.
And here.
Go-eun. Actually…
it still hurts a lot.
It hurts everywhere
from head to toe.
Cut it out, will you? You're being silly.
That hurt.
I'm hurting so much!
Get over here.
You wait right there.
Got you!
PETITION
PETITIONER: LEE NAK-GU
THE PETITIONER DEMANDS
AN ALIMONY OF 30,000,000 WON…
"Unwarranted physical abuse."
"Pathological obsession, torture,
physical and verbal abuse, attempted--"
"Attempted murder?"
Leave if you're not going to drink.
You're ruining the mood.
Hui-su.
We should break up.
Are you drunk?
We should get a divorce.
A divorce?
A divorce, my ass.
Why now?
Were you waiting for your mother to die?
Why?
Because I'm now of no use to you?
You should live your own life.
I've been meaning to say it
but couldn't because of my mother.
Are you kidding me?
You're making absurd excuses
now that you don't need me.
Get out.
I don't want to see your face, so get out!
Be smart about this.
You're the one being a dumbass.
Get out. Out!
Leave, you bastard.
Go.
Get out of here, you prick!
Leave!
Hui-su.
My sweet daughter-in-law.
Hui-su.
My sweet daughter-in-law.
Hui-su.
This is my last will and testament.
So listen carefully
to what I'm about to say.
In the event of my death…
VERBAL ABUSE, ATTEMPTED MURDER
PETITION, DEMANDS
In his divorce petition,
he describes me as a piece of trash,
a psychopath, and a heinous criminal.
If that's how you think of me,
I'll gladly be the person
you make me out to be.
What's with this cliché?
Why do men always cook breakfast
the morning after?
What is with that?
When did I not cook for you?
It's nothing new.
Woo-bin.
You saw it, didn't you?
See what?
Lift your chin,
sweep your bangs to the side,
and let me look into your eyes.
And pause.
Last night,
you saw it.
Didn't you?
See what?
Gosh. I knew it.
You saw it.
What do I do?
I can't get it out of my head.
Jin-a.
Shit.
Where the hell is your mind at?
-What now?
-Keep your chin up.
Keep it up.
-The police have released
-Hey.
-Get over here.
-a composite sketch
of the so-called Ogwang-dong Squirrel
and are asking for public assistance.
The police released a total of
-five composite sketches
-I've seen him.
so that the public can see
how he'd look in disguise.
Ouch. It hurts.
-Will this leave a scar?
-It's you, isn't it?
My gosh. It really is you. No way!
-It's you, right?
-…for the second time.
That was for lying about where you were.
It's you, isn't it? My gosh!
But… Hold on.
PHARMACY
REPORTER KIM PYEONG
It's her.
No way. I can't believe we got to see her.
It's her, isn't it?
-It is.
-It's her.
-Look how shameless she is.
-What's she doing?
-Is that her?
-It is.
THE INFAMOUS MS. GONG: IS SHE A WITCH?
She gives me the chills.
No wonder that gentle Lee Nak-gu
stepped out on her.
She's a total psychopath.
I'd divorce her if it were me.
Is she insane? Why won't she divorce him?
Isn't it obvious? It's money she wants.
I feel bad for anchor Lee Nak-gu.
He had to live with the abuse.
Pain is the only way
you'll learn your lesson, you bastard!
Forcing me to stay married
-to an abusive wife…
-…lying about where you were.
It's for getting Director Jung
to lie for you.
LIVE CHATROOM
Who knew this would work?
The live chatroom is blowing up.
Nak-gu, what brings you by?
Oh, dear. It seems as though
you're not able to keep up with the trend.
It makes me concerned about your career.
Unbelievable.
That's what I call quality writing.
This isn't something to admire.
He made me seem like
a diabolical human being.
Which is admirable.
Divorce petitions
are usually a work of fiction.
One written by an omniscient
first-person narrator.
This is normal?
That's right.
What now, then?
He's asking for alimony and the house.
Don't be intimidated.
We just need to submit a written reply.
One that proves how ridiculous
and absurd his claims are.
Once you do,
will we win?
Divorce cases are like muddy battles
that have no clear winners or losers.
PETITION
You should always be on alert.
PETITION
Then, what do you need me to do?
It all comes down to the evidence.
It's just like items in a video game.
Whoever has better evidence
that can counter the other's claims
will come out the victor.
-But you said there were no winners.
-This is war, Ms. Gong.
Shouldn't one at least get a trophy?
HANJONG SPERM BANK:
STORAGE PERIOD EXPIRED FOR NAM MU-YOUNG
Hui-su!
-Hello, sir.
-Dad.
Hui-su's here.
Gosh.
HUSBAND
The person you called is unavailable.
When was it exactly?
It was recent.
It was paid in full
after being overdue for six months.
You…
LET IT SHOW IN YOUR LIFE AND FAITH
Is this the church you go to?
Are you out of your mind?
You shouldn't be out and about like this.
That hurts!
Mom, you're being watched.
Goodness.
You must be out of your mind.
It's like you want Nak-gu to divorce you.
Why on earth would you beat up
someone's sweet son?
You care about him more than
your own daughter?
You still haven't learned.
Come. We should pray for Nak-gu.
Pray, damn it. Don't you know
you should love your enemies?
That only applies to Jesus.
Pray yourself and hope
that he's taken away from me.
Why you…
Whether I divorce him or not is my choice.
Why are you all riled up about it?
I only ask because I'm curious.
You go from one man to the next,
so why can't I?
Why you…
How dare you question my personal life.
Mom, he's watching you!
-Get back here, you brat!
-Mom, please!
Mom,
I think I've been blessed.
Mom, thank you.
AN EYE FOR AN EYE, A TOOTH FOR A TOOTH
She begged me not to tell you.
Your mother-in-law
was an extraordinary woman.
Are you saying
she left the video on purpose?
-To give me the land?
-That's right.
She must've heard it somewhere
that she needed proof
for it to be legally binding.
She was right.
You'll now even win the case
against her own children.
That's what the lawyer said.
When?
When did she start preparing this?
A couple of months ago.
You went to Busan once a month, remember?
For personal reasons.
One day, she asked if I knew a lawyer.
Ms. Park, speak into that camera
and Hui-su will get your message.
Hui-su.
My sweet daughter-in-law.
Ms. Park.
You can now say whatever you want.
Hui-su.
This…
This is my last will and testament.
So listen carefully
to what I'm about to say.
In the event of my death…
I, Park Soon-nyu…
will bequeath
my summer house in Yangpyeong
and the 5,000 pyeong of land…
to my daughter-in-law
Ms. Chae…
Hui-su.
I'm done.
-Is that all?
-Yes.
Ms. Park. Please state your name.
My name?
It's Park Soon-nyu.
And your date of birth?
The year of the rat, 1948,
March 18.
Sorry. I need to go to the restroom.
Hui-su.
My sweet daughter-in-law.
Hui-su.
I believe
this will be the last time
I enjoy cherry blossoms.
LAWYER KIM JI-IL
UNBEATEN LAW FIRM
Here.
She fed me crabs and shrimp,
which I'm allergic to.
This prescription proves it.
This is the injury certificate
after the car accident.
You have no idea
how close to death I came.
I see.
These are minor though.
Injury certificates
can be issued for a price
and it's hard to prove intent.
Is there perhaps anything else?
His card receipts for the past year.
It includes the money he spent
on hotels, tollgates, and trips.
Also, the recording and transcript
of her confession.
They're all in here.
And then she pushed me
all the way to the balcony!
You should've seen the death stare
she gave me that night.
Did you film it? Did you call the police?
How could I
when I was on the brink of death?
Jeez.
Without evidence, it's all useless.
She only has to say you're lying.
But we have proof.
A smoking gun to be exact.
…you'll learn your lesson, you bastard!
That's been edited to hell and back.
I didn't even hit him that much.
Just…
about four to five times?
Why did you hit him in the first place?
He's the one who provoked me.
He was like, "Hit me, damn it!"
-He provoked it?
-That's right.
Where's the proof?
I deleted the video.
DELETE VIDEO?
And who was it
that had the video restored?
Why gloat when
you'll charge me for your services?
Put it on my tab.
If only I had the dash cam footage. Then
attempted murder would be a slam dunk.
Who the hell took the memory card?
Goodness.
That was close.
You don't have to see the rest.
His dash cam footage
must have the same video.
What if he claims otherwise?
Is this blood?
It's not enough.
A single assault charge
isn't enough to trump adultery.
What if your wife has her dash cam footage
and it contains
you trying to run her over?
Damn it!
I'm close to having
my perfect win rate destroyed.
Will we lose?
Think again for me.
The cars at the scene that day.
The one you were driving,
and the one Ms. Gong was driving.
There were two, right?
Yes.
No, you're wrong.
Ta-da.
Here's the dash cam footage
from the third car on site.
You're a genius.
Now, why don't I see
how my mentor has been doing?
Yes, of course.
I see.
Is that so? Got it.
A mentee of mine just called.
He's Gang Ja-jung,
a divorce attorney.
Apparently, his client wants a word.
So what will it be?
Either go to prison for attempted murder
or divorce me!
His eyes are a little slanted
and his jawline is squarer.
Are you sure?
He has a face you can never forget.
Where did you see him?
Outside your place.
Have you been stalking me?
I kept my distance.
All I wanted was to see your face.
-So?
-So?
Oh, right.
Since I was in Seoul,
I came by to catch a glimpse of your face.
But then one day,
I saw some weirdo
climb down from your unit.
I didn't know what was going on,
but then people came running,
blowing their whistles.
-Where?
-Over there!
-Which way?
-You were late, and we lost him.
-Where did he go?
-He jumped that way and ran.
There was a risk
of me being mistaken for him,
so I ran.
And that's when I saw his face.
Head on.
You suddenly remembered his face?
I was so alarmed back then
that I suffered from brief memory loss.
His hair. Please note that he's bald.
Thank you.
Is there anything else?
Oh, right.
By the way, could I ask something
in hopes of being a good citizen?
I've been seeing this on the news lately.
Some people collect life insurance
for people who are still alive.
What happens to them when it's caught?
Insurance fraud?
There's a reward for reporting one.
I see. A reward.
What about the fraud himself?
-What happens to him?
-He'll be arrested.
On special circumstances as well.
Prison time of two to three years.
But you should know
there's always an accomplice.
Someone would have
to cash the insurance in.
Then, what happens to the accomplice?
Prison. All their money
will be confiscated.
You knew, didn't you?
Am I supposed to understand
what you're saying?
The hospital bills were overdue.
Is that why she sold Mom's house?
Must you even ask? It's obvious.
I'm asking you!
Do you even know how much it was?
While the rich boy was lamenting over
the privilege he once had,
Hui-su tried her best to make ends meet.
Don't you want to hear it?
And you call yourself her husband?
I've been meaning
to punch some sense into you
but didn't for her sake--
Why you…
Peekaboo.
Peekaboo.
Ms. Lee Jae-seon.
Ms. Lee Jae-seon?
-Yes?
-This way, please.
Sit.
Close your eyes.
Stand and I'll tie you back up again.
Close your eyes.
Look at how long your hair has gotten.
Jin-a,
do you know what haunted me the most
these past five years?
How I ran that day…
from the motel room.
I hated that it was
the last memory you had of me.
How could I forget
you running to save yourself?
I was going to die with you.
But that's when the words dawned on me.
That suicide is a sin
with no chance of redemption.
Are you kidding me, you son of a b****?
After I took the pills?
The ambulance came rushing, didn't it?
I called for one as soon as I left
Why you…
My stomach was pumped that day
and it still hurts whenever I cough!
Jin-a, please know
that I deeply regret my choice.
Seriously. You talk too much.
You said you'd take care of this.
I was supposed to trust you,
so why is this happening?
HANJONG SPERM BANK:
STORAGE PERIOD EXPIRED
Book my IVF procedure
for as soon as possible.
You can't go through with this alone.
Especially with
your history of miscarriage.
Forget it, then. I'll find a new doctor.
I'm not staying married to him
because I'm the world's greatest fool.
It's because divorcing him
will have me lose out
on the trophies I collected
during the 15 years of my bloody marriage.
WHO MAKES THE LIST WILL DIE
So what if my marriage ends
not in a divorce but with Nak-gu dying?
That'll turn the tables completely.
I can maintain my image
as a good wife and mother
while keeping all my trophies.
WHO MAKES THE LIST WILL DIE
LEE NAK-GU
And it turns out
that I'm not the only one
who thinks that way.
WHO MAKES THE LIST WILL DIE
LEE NAK-GU
He has never bought me anything before,
but for the chick, he buys a foreign car.
If only it can drive him underwater
and to his grave.
By Mad Dog Heo Suk-hui.
HEO SUK-HUI
HEO REMAINS SILENT
ABOUT PASSENGER IN HER 20S
It's her, isn't it? Mad Dog Heo Suk-hui.
I don't know who this dog is
that you're tlaking about.
Besides, I couldn't possibly
disclose personal information.
I won't tell anyone
that she was at your cafe.
-Just let me meet her.
-Why?
For what reason?
Woo-bin!
Damn it.
-Woo-bin.
-Stay there and call the cops.
My gosh.
My gosh!
Woo-bin? You bastard!
You damn pervert.
My love for you astonishes me
911 EMERGENCY RESCUE
It's new, I've never seen myself like this
If it was like this every day
This merciless world
Would be well
Worth living
The taxi dropped T1 off.
T1 is now entering the hotel.
I'm here for Heo Suk-hui.
-Are you Ms. Bewildered of Oz?
-That's right.
This way, please.
Care to join me?
I'm good.
Does your husband
carry around a handkerchief?
No.
I wasn't aware that mine
carried around one either.
Not until his mistress handed me his.
I didn't think you'd make time for me.
We have to help each other out, right?
Let's drink.
So…
about Husband Death Note.
Extraordinary, right?
All I wanted
was for him to be
in an ordinary car accident.
But then it actually
took a dive into the lake.
Wasn't it planned?
Like from a year ago.
Wasn't it part of an elaborate plan?
Why?
Do you want your husband dead?
We all eventually die, right?
And all we want
is to speed up the clock a little.
Would it be possible?
If you pray hard enough.
Seeing his handkerchief
made me think otherwise, you know.
That I wasn't attentive enough.
Gosh, I must be drunk.
Why do I keep thinking of my late husband?
He loved cars, you know.
Not just any car.
The ones that go "vroom."
What about you? How much
do you know about your husband?
Do you know how many components
go into the making of a car?
Over 20,000.
But…
there not being one or two
can cause a lot of trouble.
NAK-GU'S FAMILY HOME
CSBC
THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH PARK SANG-DO
MONDAY DEBATE:
CONTROVERSY OVER DIVORCE
FAULT DIVORCE VERSUS NO-FAULT DIVORCE
In 2015, the Supreme Court ruled
to not let the spouse at fault
file for judicial divorce.
-The Supreme Court--
-Are you aware of the voting result?
It was seven to six,
which means it could've easily been a tie.
I wasn't done talking!
According to the wise judgment
of the Supreme Court,
a no-fault divorce seems premature
and there must be a safeguard
for spouses and children.
But what if it's too late for the couple?
Buses don't let you on if you're late.
How can the law force a couple
to continue a marriage
that is in shambles?
Our privacy can't be violated
in this day and age.
Shouldn't families be protected?
Are you saying that
we should allow cheaters
to kick their spouses out?
-That's not what I'm saying!
-As if it's not.
It's the logic implemented by rich CEOs
who divorce their first wives.
Just a second.
You are joining us for the Monday debate.
Fifty years of controversy.
Fault divorce versus no-fault divorce.
We bring you a heated debate.
What the…
Allow me to sort things out
for the viewers.
What exactly is a no-fault divorce?
The law should recognize the divorce
of a couple without proving wrongdoing,
which I agree with.
Meanwhile, a fault divorce
is one where the law won't allow
a spouse at fault to file for divorce.
You can file for one if you want, but--
But the court will dismiss it…
in 99 out of 100 cases.
Exactly. It's why I've been
running my ass off trying to prove…
I mean, it's been hard.
Still, I will fight this battle
even if there's only a 0.1 percent chance
of my case being approved.
Fighting for independence, are you?
Look here, Ms. Han.
A shattered glass cup
-can't be glued back together.
-Tell her.
A marriage that is over
will remain that way
even if the law glues it back together.
Marriages aren't like glass cups.
The faulty analogy isn't appreciated.
By registering your marriage,
you have agreed to the implemented system.
You can't choose to break free from it
now that it doesn't suit
your palate anymore.
We're not forcing anyone to divorce.
Those who stepped out on their spouses
should have the right to file for one.
Wouldn't that be fair?
Fair?
What's fair about extramarital affairs?
Even horny mutts
wouldn't be this shameless.
What the…
Let's not be disrespectful here.
Watch your words.
It's our constitutional right.
The people of Korea
have a right to happiness--
Rights for a prick
who stepped out on his wife?
What? How dare you
use that foul word on TV!
-Mediate, will you?
-Mr. Lee,
please speak more cautiously.
Fault divorce goes against current trends.
Ms. Han, I'm sure you know
that only South Korea
still recognizes fault divorce.
Allow me to correct Mr. Lee.
-It's not the only country--
-How is that important?
Focus on how advanced countries
are now recognizing no-fault divorces!
Allowing cheaters to divorce
so that innocent spouses
are left to watch their wives and husbands
be happy with their lovers?
You don't know how it feels
to constantly cry myself…
to sleep at night.
Why would you cry?
What did I ever do to you?
His wife left him for a younger guy.
They all heard you!
I'm going to sue you for defamation!
It's not like I made it up.
-Right?
-What?
You. Get out here, you prick!
-No, don't.
-You're live on TV.
-Who are you to talk about my life?
-Stop him.
-He…
-Take that!
MORGAN MOTEL
Where are you off to?
Call me once you're done.
It still fits perfectly.
We were foolishly cheerful
unaware of what was about to happen.
-Where was this?
-Florence.
-Good memory.
-On our way to the Florence Cathedral.
We got the call
and went straight to the airport.
-We shouldn't have.
-Tell me about it.
If we had known your father
would be bedridden for ten years…
You're right.
We shouldn't have cut the trip short.
I guess we both used up
all the luck we had in our early years.
It still isn't over for you.
Live your life now.
What is this?
Letting me go because you love me?
Cut it out. It sounds pathetic.
Squid.
There.
I'll soon be thirty, you know.
It's not like I can stay young forever.
Did I tell you how I almost
went back on my will to stay unmarried?
But something happened and…
Cheers.
-What is it?
-Did she kick you out?
Shit.
Get your arm off that.
It's expensive, you know.
Take it with you if it bothers you.
I'd have to be crazy.
Why would I go there
and put myself in danger?
The land my mother gave you.
Think of it as alimony
and start over.
You're still in your prime
with no kids to tie you down.
Was this your plan all along?
Is it why
you wanted to give up on having kids?
I regret marrying you.
We should've stayed as friends.
If we had,
you wouldn't have seen this side of me.
But we're family, and families
are meant to see the good and bad.
Exactly.
That darn family.
I don't want you in mine anymore.
-After all this time?
-Don't you get it?
I'm the one who dragged you down to Hell.
It's not too late to break free.
-Mu-young--
-You saw it firsthand.
How my father refused
to succumb to his illness.
And being as incompetent as I am,
I drove his company into the ground.
And my sisters are money-mad!
I…
can't look at you anymore.
I can no longer be
a man for you,
let alone your husband.
That's why…
we can't be together, Hui-su.
So please…
Please…
leave me.
You'll get wet!
I came since you asked, but…
-Sit.
-Right.
Do you have your seal with you?
Hold on. Are you really agreeing to this?
You gave me an ultimatum
to choose between prison and divorce.
You injured your head
during our recent incident.
Are you sure you're okay?
-Do you want it or not?
-Of course I do.
You made the right choice.
Why waste money and time on a lawsuit?
A mutual divorce is way better.
Cheaper too.
Whatever.
And your terms?
Since you're being generous,
I'm ready to let you have everything.
Tell me what you want.
-You had my credit card suspended.
-I'll get right on that.
I don't want any kind of lawsuit,
criminal or civil.
Deal.
What about the alimony?
The alimony? I looked into that actually.
The tax on that is heavy.
That's why people keep alimony
to a minimum and fight
over the other assets instead.
There's no tax to pay
for a nominal transfer of the house.
So, how much will it be?
To be honest,
shouldn't I be receiving the alimony?
I've been traumatized by recent events
and can't even ride in cars now.
Who will get custody of Su-ji?
Don't tell me you want it.
The alimony won't be enough
to fund her courses abroad.
I'll have to put her through college.
It's only for a few years.
So you'll take custody of her?
As if that matters at her age.
She's in the States.
I don't need to lift a finger.
-And the house?
-Come on.
The house is off-limits.
I bought it myself, you know.
So much for giving it all up!
See?
It's your fault for not agreeing
to the divorce when I offered you half.
The situation has changed for us now.
So?
You'll take everything
and just kick me to the curb?
BUILDING 8 ELEVATOR CCTV
What the…
APPLICATION OF DIVORCE BY MUTUAL CONSENT
You'll take everything
and just kick me to the curb?
Fine.
I'll let you have half.
Did you bring the papers with you?
APPLICATION OF DIVORCE BY MUTUAL CONSENT
Sign it.
Sign it!
Shall we?
HUSBAND: LEE NAK-GU
WIFE: GONG MA-RI
There's one more.
LEE NAK-GU, GONG MA-RI
Ma-ri, wait.
Thank you.
Could I perhaps hug you one last time?
I hope you'll be happy.
I mean it.
The police responded to a call
regarding a man
who had fallen from
a residential building in Ogwang-dong.
He turned out to be
the infamous Ogwang-dong Squirrel
who has been terrorizing
the neighborhood women.
The Ogwang-dong Squirrel
broke into homes by climbing the pipes.
Just like the saying,
"Even monkeys fall from trees,"
he lost his life due to a fall.
With the weapon he carried, his clothes,
and the statement
from residents in the neighborhood,
the police were able
to positively ID the suspect.
Moving on.
Domestically and internationally,
-Take better care of your money.
-…cryptocurrency is becoming a norm.
-Wait!
-However, many show concern over
-Come here.
-the recent trend.
Considering it only as a money-spinner…
Here. It's what your life is worth.
Get that away from me.
Why is that? You love money, don't you?
That's why I shouldn't be near it.
I cut off all my friends
and became a new man,
but you never know.
Greed could take control of me again.
Jin-a,
don't put your faith in me.
As if I would.
Can you order me
a plate of tangsuyuk later?
-What?
-I mean…
That much you can do.
Has he no shame?
Don't go.
Don't go.
What are you doing?
-What?
-Christians shouldn't drink.
You'll be committing a mortal sin.
Then sinning is what I'll do today.
What has gotten into you? Are you insane?
Jin-a.
Listen to me carefully.
This is my last supper.
As if.
I've made up my mind to turn myself in.
Just stay hidden.
Better yet, go back
to living in the woods.
-Please?
-Jin-a.
I'll take the fall.
You had no idea
that I was alive all this time.
We never met ever since.
Got it?
I died five years ago
and will remain…
You get what I mean, right?
But Woo-bin…
Why are you crying, you fool?
One should pay for his sins.
It's even stated in the bible.
"A wound for a wound,
an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth."
"Those who kill others will also die."
Bang.
Bang!
They're calling it my second heyday.
My fans are always so passionate.
Anyway, it's game over.
She waved the white flag.
I'm a little busy right now,
so can we pick this up later?
I won't forget to pay, all right?
Mister, which one's better?
This one or the one before?
Let me just state the facts.
You look perfect.
-How silly of you.
-You're absolutely stunning.
Twirl for me.
The capital area as well as
the Yeongseo region
will see a break from the rain
in the morning
only to have it picked back up
for a shower of five to 40mm.
Most of north Gyeonggi Province
will see a shower of up to 60mm.
You can't park here.
…also be wary of showers
with sudden gusts of wind
as well as thunder and lightning.
Jin-a.
I'll get going now.
You should go.
Go.
I don't want you
to see me like this.
POLICE STATION
SERVICE CENTER
Hello?
MORGAN MOTEL
Hui-su, hurry along.
-Did you sleep well?
-Yes.
How about a tangerine?
-What?
-A tangerine.
I can't hear you.
Turn the music off, will you?
But why? Damn it.
This isn't a road trip, you know.
And you call yourself a friend?
How else can I cope with the sadness?
Darn. My poor Woo-bin.
Repentance and rehabilitation
will turn him into a better man.
As if.
Haven't you learned
that people don't change?
Hey!
Being my friend doesn't give you
the right to talk shit about Woo-bin.
Hui-su, I'll drop you off
so that you can take her elsewhere.
She's getting on my nerves.
Maybe we should.
Why not? You're fully dolled up
with big-ass earrings.
You mean business today.
-You told me to look good today.
-And you do.
Jeez. She's practically glowing.
Did you get some last night?
-Is it that obvious?
-No way.
Who's the crazy bastard?
A one-night stand.
-No shit!
-No shit!
I honestly can't believe you!
Seriously? Have you decided
to live recklessly from now on?
-Hello?
-Can you believe it?
Well, we're…
Hold on. Where exactly are we headed?
To get Ma-ri's asshole husband.
No way.
My gosh. I'm super excited.
I forgot I was on the phone.
Sorry about that.
I thought you were divorcing him though.
Didn't you sign the papers?
I gave the donkey a carrot.
Why though?
You'd be better off having it yourself.
How would the donkey feel
to have the carrot?
It should be ecstatic.
I bet it's running wild
with it dangling from its mouth.
ASSHOLE HUSBAND
-We love you, Nak-gu!
-We love you, Nak-gu!
-The handsome Lee Nak-gu!
-The handsome Lee Nak-gu!
CIVIL SERVICE CENTER
Why did the girls of the 20th century
become witches in the 21st century?
THANK YOU FOR LAST NIGHT
Maybe the girls had already figured out…
that a fairy tale
that ends with a happy wedding…
Mister.
…is only an absurd fantasy that would
put a low-budget B-movie to shame.
That what comes after
is a slasher horror film
where blood is sprayed
all across the screen.
We were already on the edge of the cliff,
and the world kept nudging us.
So much for trying to be a good person.
I…
am against
this wedding!
Stop her!
You prick!
You asshole!
Die!
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
How could you of all people cheat on me?
You're the one who told me
to fly off to find happiness.
-Woo-bin!
-My very first ever investor.
This is him. Kim Woo-bin.
This new project will bring in
unimaginable returns.
-A new project?
-Do you want me to tell you?
My money. Where's my money?
My money!
There are countless men
who would love and care for Hui-su.
Are you one of them?
Mu-young.
I'm pregnant.
You're the one who's lying right now.
I won't divorce you.
We'll grow old together, okay?
-We won't get a divorce!
-From here on out, it's self-defense.
Subtitle translation by: Hye-lim Park