Batwheels (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 2 - Stop That Ducky - full transcript
♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪
♪ Burning bat-rubber Is
their favorite thing ♪
♪ If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪
♪ They're fired up and
ready Down in the Batcave ♪
♪ They're the Batwheels
Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪
♪ Batwheels Watch
them turn on a dime ♪
♪ Batwheels They
look great in black ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪
I am the night. I am justice.
I am...
Attention, Batwheels.
Kidding! I'm kidding! Ooh!
It's not what it looks like.
Very funny, Moe.
Batwheels, we have an emergency.
The Penguin's Ducky
Boat has been spotted
at Gotham Docks.
A shipment of extremely powerful
fuel cells just arrived there.
If the Legion of Zoom
gets super fuel cells,
that could make them...
Even faster than me!
Okay, Batwheels.
Let's burn rubber!
Rubber? My tires are made of an
advanced carbon-silica compound.
It's just an expression.
Wait. Why would we
wanna burn our tires?
Wouldn't they melt?
They're... Just forget
it. Let's go, Batwheels.
It's quiet.
Too quiet.
I can make some noise if it
will make you feel better.
Hold up. Did you see that?
Bibi, wait! It
could be a trap!
I'm coming for you, Ducky!
On the contrary, I believe
you're stopping for me!
Who turned off the lights?
You quack me up!
Stop that Ducky!
How about a little
oil slick, Ducky?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh, no.
Electro-net launch!
Whoa! Not me!
Well, well, well!
The mighty Batwheels
done in by a Ducky.
But not just any Ducky. The
fastest Ducky ever seen!
You can't catch me!
Ooh! Sorry!
Whoa! I haven't seen a dent this
nasty since Harvey Two-face.
What were you up against? Does the
Penguin have some sort of tank now?
It was, um... a
really fierce...
Ducky!
I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry,
it's just too funny...
Moe, don't be so hard on them.
The Penguin's Ducky Boat
is a dangerous enemy.
Moe's right. We were a
total mess out there.
- We had no plan, and everyone just did their own thing.
- Yeah.
I have come to the conclusion that the
Batwheels lack one key element for success.
- Really big tires?
- Body armor?
A leader.
I see where this is going.
After all, I am the best.
But, does being a leader mean I
actually have to listen to everyone?
Thank you for the
offer, Batwing.
But I believe the right
leader for this team is...
Bam!
I... I don't know what to say.
You were Batman's first vehicle.
He's always relied upon you.
Say yes!
Okay. I guess I
can give it a try!
- You can do it, Bam!
- Yeah!
You see? You already have the most
important thing a leader needs.
They believe in you!
But I don't know the first
thing about being a leader.
All right, Batwheels.
The objective of this
drill is to work together
and to take out this
simulation vehicle.
That doesn't look so tough.
I take it back!
Try to work as a team, and look
to your leader for direction.
What's the plan, Bam?
Uh... I, uh...
I don't know. Um,
hold on a second.
This being a leader
stuff is hard, BC.
How does Batman do it?
Batman leads by taking charge
and making strong decisions.
Yeah. I should take charge.
Like Batman.
Okay, team. Listen up.
Are you feeling okay, Bam?
I'm just taking charge!
So do exactly what I say.
Wing and Buff, you
circle behind that Sim-V.
Bibi and Red, you
charge straight at it.
But at full speed, we might
not be able to brake in time.
Uh-uh! Remember what BC said.
We're doing this my way.
Okay, Bibi. Charge right at it.
But, I...
Just do it!
Your turn, Red! Full throttle!
- But...
- Listen to your leader. Go!
Hey!
Wing, swoop down on it.
- I really don't think...
- I said swoop!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Everyone, just
charge all at once!
Yes!
Ending simulation.
You're not listening
to your leader!
You're the one who's not listening.
To anything any of us say!
Well, that's it for me! I'm done
taking orders from you, Bam!
Me too.
Sorry.
Some leader I turned out to be.
It's not like you to
give up so easily, Bam.
I took charge like Batman.
And it didn't work!
I didn't choose Batman to lead
this team. I chose you, Bam.
- You have qualities all your own.
- I do?
You're brave, loyal and a good
listener. At least, you used to be.
That's true.
Use your own best qualities to
lead the team and you'll do better.
I'm certain...
One moment. I'm
getting another alert.
The Ducky Boat is headed
for Gotham Docks again.
He must want to equip the whole Legion
of Zoom with those super fuel cells!
Undoubtedly.
And we can't let that happen!
Batwheels! We
have an emergency.
Uh, what do you mean "we"?
- We're not listening to you anymore, remember?
- Yeah!
I know. And it's my fault for
being so bossy and not listening.
I promise if you give me
another chance, I'll do better.
You know, it took some real spark
plugs for Bam to admit he was wrong.
I think we should give
him another chance.
I still think I would have
been a better choice, but okay.
Let's do this!
- Yes.
- Group hug!
Oops!
This time, we'll make a
plan to beat that Ducky.
First, we need someone
to scout ahead.
I'm good at spotting
things from high above.
I was thinking
maybe Red could...
No? You're right, Wing.
You go scout ahead.
Ducky Boat spotted
at the South Pier.
Roger that.
Okay.
We'll lure that wicked
water fowl into a trap.
And that would be the
perfect place to trap him.
Aw, good thinking, Red!
If we can find something big
enough to block him in there...
Oh, I know! An elephant!
Or, if we can't find one
of those, I could do it.
Let's go with plan B.
You'll also need someone really
fast to draw that Ducky out.
I was just thinking
the same thing.
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
Hey, Ducky.
I hear you're pretty fast now.
But you can't catch me!
Ha! You're just trying
to get me to follow you.
Do you really think
I'd fall for that?
Yeah. I kinda do.
Why, you... You can't talk
to this Ducky like that!
All right, Buff. You're up.
What?
Oh, I do amuse myself so.
The Batwheels are soon to
be nothing but Flatwheels!
Ready, Wing? He's all yours.
Roger that!
Now!
Yeah!
Very clever, Batwheels!
But you left one exit open!
What?
Drat!
Like a duck in a donut shop!
What? It could happen!
Ready, Wing? You're up!
Roger that, team leader.
Call Gotham PD and tell them we
caught ourselves a really stinky fish.
I'm a duck, you
four-by-four fool!
Holy hubcaps, we did it!
I don't know how
we pulled that off.
- It's simple, really.
- We followed your lead!
How about another group hug?
Redbird and Wing ♪
♪ Burning bat-rubber Is
their favorite thing ♪
♪ If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪
♪ They're fired up and
ready Down in the Batcave ♪
♪ They're the Batwheels
Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪
♪ Batwheels Watch
them turn on a dime ♪
♪ Batwheels They
look great in black ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪
I am the night. I am justice.
I am...
Attention, Batwheels.
Kidding! I'm kidding! Ooh!
It's not what it looks like.
Very funny, Moe.
Batwheels, we have an emergency.
The Penguin's Ducky
Boat has been spotted
at Gotham Docks.
A shipment of extremely powerful
fuel cells just arrived there.
If the Legion of Zoom
gets super fuel cells,
that could make them...
Even faster than me!
Okay, Batwheels.
Let's burn rubber!
Rubber? My tires are made of an
advanced carbon-silica compound.
It's just an expression.
Wait. Why would we
wanna burn our tires?
Wouldn't they melt?
They're... Just forget
it. Let's go, Batwheels.
It's quiet.
Too quiet.
I can make some noise if it
will make you feel better.
Hold up. Did you see that?
Bibi, wait! It
could be a trap!
I'm coming for you, Ducky!
On the contrary, I believe
you're stopping for me!
Who turned off the lights?
You quack me up!
Stop that Ducky!
How about a little
oil slick, Ducky?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh, no.
Electro-net launch!
Whoa! Not me!
Well, well, well!
The mighty Batwheels
done in by a Ducky.
But not just any Ducky. The
fastest Ducky ever seen!
You can't catch me!
Ooh! Sorry!
Whoa! I haven't seen a dent this
nasty since Harvey Two-face.
What were you up against? Does the
Penguin have some sort of tank now?
It was, um... a
really fierce...
Ducky!
I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry,
it's just too funny...
Moe, don't be so hard on them.
The Penguin's Ducky Boat
is a dangerous enemy.
Moe's right. We were a
total mess out there.
- We had no plan, and everyone just did their own thing.
- Yeah.
I have come to the conclusion that the
Batwheels lack one key element for success.
- Really big tires?
- Body armor?
A leader.
I see where this is going.
After all, I am the best.
But, does being a leader mean I
actually have to listen to everyone?
Thank you for the
offer, Batwing.
But I believe the right
leader for this team is...
Bam!
I... I don't know what to say.
You were Batman's first vehicle.
He's always relied upon you.
Say yes!
Okay. I guess I
can give it a try!
- You can do it, Bam!
- Yeah!
You see? You already have the most
important thing a leader needs.
They believe in you!
But I don't know the first
thing about being a leader.
All right, Batwheels.
The objective of this
drill is to work together
and to take out this
simulation vehicle.
That doesn't look so tough.
I take it back!
Try to work as a team, and look
to your leader for direction.
What's the plan, Bam?
Uh... I, uh...
I don't know. Um,
hold on a second.
This being a leader
stuff is hard, BC.
How does Batman do it?
Batman leads by taking charge
and making strong decisions.
Yeah. I should take charge.
Like Batman.
Okay, team. Listen up.
Are you feeling okay, Bam?
I'm just taking charge!
So do exactly what I say.
Wing and Buff, you
circle behind that Sim-V.
Bibi and Red, you
charge straight at it.
But at full speed, we might
not be able to brake in time.
Uh-uh! Remember what BC said.
We're doing this my way.
Okay, Bibi. Charge right at it.
But, I...
Just do it!
Your turn, Red! Full throttle!
- But...
- Listen to your leader. Go!
Hey!
Wing, swoop down on it.
- I really don't think...
- I said swoop!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Everyone, just
charge all at once!
Yes!
Ending simulation.
You're not listening
to your leader!
You're the one who's not listening.
To anything any of us say!
Well, that's it for me! I'm done
taking orders from you, Bam!
Me too.
Sorry.
Some leader I turned out to be.
It's not like you to
give up so easily, Bam.
I took charge like Batman.
And it didn't work!
I didn't choose Batman to lead
this team. I chose you, Bam.
- You have qualities all your own.
- I do?
You're brave, loyal and a good
listener. At least, you used to be.
That's true.
Use your own best qualities to
lead the team and you'll do better.
I'm certain...
One moment. I'm
getting another alert.
The Ducky Boat is headed
for Gotham Docks again.
He must want to equip the whole Legion
of Zoom with those super fuel cells!
Undoubtedly.
And we can't let that happen!
Batwheels! We
have an emergency.
Uh, what do you mean "we"?
- We're not listening to you anymore, remember?
- Yeah!
I know. And it's my fault for
being so bossy and not listening.
I promise if you give me
another chance, I'll do better.
You know, it took some real spark
plugs for Bam to admit he was wrong.
I think we should give
him another chance.
I still think I would have
been a better choice, but okay.
Let's do this!
- Yes.
- Group hug!
Oops!
This time, we'll make a
plan to beat that Ducky.
First, we need someone
to scout ahead.
I'm good at spotting
things from high above.
I was thinking
maybe Red could...
No? You're right, Wing.
You go scout ahead.
Ducky Boat spotted
at the South Pier.
Roger that.
Okay.
We'll lure that wicked
water fowl into a trap.
And that would be the
perfect place to trap him.
Aw, good thinking, Red!
If we can find something big
enough to block him in there...
Oh, I know! An elephant!
Or, if we can't find one
of those, I could do it.
Let's go with plan B.
You'll also need someone really
fast to draw that Ducky out.
I was just thinking
the same thing.
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
Hey, Ducky.
I hear you're pretty fast now.
But you can't catch me!
Ha! You're just trying
to get me to follow you.
Do you really think
I'd fall for that?
Yeah. I kinda do.
Why, you... You can't talk
to this Ducky like that!
All right, Buff. You're up.
What?
Oh, I do amuse myself so.
The Batwheels are soon to
be nothing but Flatwheels!
Ready, Wing? He's all yours.
Roger that!
Now!
Yeah!
Very clever, Batwheels!
But you left one exit open!
What?
Drat!
Like a duck in a donut shop!
What? It could happen!
Ready, Wing? You're up!
Roger that, team leader.
Call Gotham PD and tell them we
caught ourselves a really stinky fish.
I'm a duck, you
four-by-four fool!
Holy hubcaps, we did it!
I don't know how
we pulled that off.
- It's simple, really.
- We followed your lead!
How about another group hug?