Batwheels (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 3 - Buff's BFF - full transcript
Buff befriends Mr. Freeze's Snowcrawler Snowy, but, when the other Batwheels bristle at the thought of hanging out with a bad guy, Buff hopes to change their minds.
♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪
♪ Burning bat-rubber Is
their favorite thing ♪
♪ If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪
♪ They're fired up and
ready Down in the Batcave ♪
♪ They're the Batwheels
Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪
♪ Batwheels Watch
them turn on a dime ♪
♪ Batwheels They
look great in black ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪
"Buff's BFF"
Activating snow tires.
What's your favorite
flavor of shaved ice?
I'll give you 31 flavors,
right in your mug.
I would pay good money
for him to be quiet.
Skis! Booster!
What's it going to
take to put you on ice?
Oh, no!
Whhhoooaaa!
What just happened?
Ahh!
I'll be freezing you!
I'm sending the truck
back to the cave.
I'll call if I need it again.
Right away, Batman.
Batskates!
Aha! Hey, hey,
no, not there. Ah!
Shoo! Okay, shoo!
You crushed yourself to
save that dog, didn't you?
Do you need help getting up?
I got a winch.
I, uh... I think
I broke an axle.
I know somebody who
can help you with that.
Come with me!
By the way, my name's buff.
My name is...
Snowstorm Destruction Mark III.
Wow. That's a mouthful.
Is it okay if I just
call you... Snowy?
Yeah.
Yes. Uh, "Snowy". I like it.
Thanks for your help.
When you're big like me,
everyone assumes you can just
take care of yourself.
Don't I know it!
They don't realize
it's extra hard for
big guys like us
to get back up once
we're knocked over.
And they never make doorways
big enough for us
to fit through.
It's ridiculous.
Tell me about it!
And don't get me started
on parking spaces.
They make 'em all so small,
and I can barely fit in 'em!
Right? I can't
stand small spaces!
Hey! Do you like
cats or dogs better?
I love all animals.
Me too!
You sure this'll be okay?
We're kind of on
different teams.
Yeah, of course.
Better let me talk with
them first, though.
- That was cool!
- Yeah!
Hey, Buff! Come do a
couple of laps with us.
Um... There's someone
who needs our help.
Is it Batman?
No, not Batman.
- Help!
- Who needs help?
It's another stray
animal, isn't it?
Look, you know I
love animals too,
but this is the Batcave,
not an animal shelter.
No. It... It's not an animal.
It's a... It's a friend.
Okay, he got damaged
when he saved a dog,
and I thought maybe
Moe could take a look.
I'll go get him.
Did someone say damage?
That's music to my
audio receptors.
I mean, not that it's good
that somebody got damaged,
but just that I like
repairing damage.
I mean... I'll
just be quiet now.
Buff's gonna bring him in.
I'll bet you a tire rotation,
this is going to be a disaster.
Everybody... Please
just... Be nice.
Just show us.
Okay, okay.
Meet... Snowy.
What? He's a bad guy!
No way, he isn't!
I mean, well, he is,
but he isn't, okay!
It's not like that!
Buff, that's Mr. Freeze's
snow crawler!
Yeah, but...
Then it's exactly like that.
You brought a bad
guy into the Batcave.
He's not what you think.
Snowy saved a dog, and...
he's a lot like me.
It's okay, Buff.
I'll just go.
No, it's not okay.
He's my friend, and he's hurt,
and he could be your friend too,
if you could just take the
time to get to know him.
Get to know him!
- He's a...
- Wait! Is what Buff said true?
Did you really save a dog?
Uh-huh!
Moe, come take a look
at Buff's friend.
Are you sure?
Are we sure?
Yes.
Okay, then.
One axle repair.
Aw, thanks a lot.
Good. Now he can go. Buh-bye.
Wait. Do you have to go?
Couldn't he just stay for
a little while longer?
And do what, Buff?
Make snow cones?
I can do that... if you want.
Would you like to hang out
in the Batcave for a while?
Would I?
♪ Any friend of yours
Is a friend of mine ♪
♪ Whether we're passing cars
Or just passing the time ♪
♪ So long as they are
friends With you ♪
♪ They're a friend of mine ♪
♪ We could watch a show
Or take a Sunday drive ♪
♪ When you're with a
friend The fun multiplies ♪
♪ Oh how the time flies
With a friend by your side ♪
♪ And should the weather
Ever get stormy ♪
♪ You can bet you'll
stay Warm and dry ♪
♪ 'Cause a friend
Is an umbrella ♪
♪ For any girl or fella ♪
♪ A friend is like An
extra slice of pie ♪
♪ Hello friend... ♪
You made it snow in the Batcave!
I changed my mind! He can stay.
This is awesome!
Snowy, you're the best.
You were so right
about him, Buff!
Where's my snowcrawler?
Oh, no.
Hey, are you okay, Snowy?
Yeah, but I have to go.
What do you mean,
you have to go?
I thought we were having fun.
It's Mr. Freeze.
He's calling me.
When he calls...
I have to do what he says.
I don't have any choice.
I'm really sorry, Buff.
Snowy?
Hey, Buff! Where's your friend?
He said Mr. Freeze
was calling him,
and then his eyes went
red and he just took off.
I think something
bad is happening.
I knew we shouldn't
have trusted him.
Batman is still
after Mr. Freeze.
If he has Snowy's freeze
ray to help him...
Batman will have no chance!
Not if we have anything
to say about it.
Let's hit it.
Chill out, Batman!
Those puns aren't funny.
You know that, right?
I think they're... Ice-terical!
Ah, about time.
There's "snow" way out, Batman!
I'm gonna need some backup.
I anticipated your
request, Batman.
Auto Control has been
activated on all vehicles.
That's my computer.
Ice to meet you!
Ah! Finally!
Time to put you on ice.
Now, I've got him.
Why won't you freeze?
Oh, no!
Huzzah! He's a Bat-cicle!
Oops! One last
soon-to-be ice cube...
Snowy?
Oh, no!
Snowy is my friend... I
know he won't hurt me.
I can't... I just can't.
What! The snowcrawler
is resisting me!
Gotta fight it.
I can't do it.
He's my friend.
Ha ha! What!
Ahh!
Fire!
Mommy!
Stop that!
Stop! Freeze, I say! Freeze!
Not me, them! Freeze them!
Bat-Defroster fully
charged, Batman.
Let's get out of here.
Okay. I'll admit it, Buff.
You were right about snowy.
Yeah, he really came
through for us in the end.
I guess he's a
good guy after all.
He's more than that.
He's my friend.
- Ah!
- Stop! Bad Snowcrawler!
Stop it, stop it I say!
♪ Batwheels ♪
♪ Batwheels ♪
♪ Batwheels ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪
Redbird and Wing ♪
♪ Burning bat-rubber Is
their favorite thing ♪
♪ If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪
♪ They're fired up and
ready Down in the Batcave ♪
♪ They're the Batwheels
Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪
♪ Batwheels Watch
them turn on a dime ♪
♪ Batwheels They
look great in black ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪
"Buff's BFF"
Activating snow tires.
What's your favorite
flavor of shaved ice?
I'll give you 31 flavors,
right in your mug.
I would pay good money
for him to be quiet.
Skis! Booster!
What's it going to
take to put you on ice?
Oh, no!
Whhhoooaaa!
What just happened?
Ahh!
I'll be freezing you!
I'm sending the truck
back to the cave.
I'll call if I need it again.
Right away, Batman.
Batskates!
Aha! Hey, hey,
no, not there. Ah!
Shoo! Okay, shoo!
You crushed yourself to
save that dog, didn't you?
Do you need help getting up?
I got a winch.
I, uh... I think
I broke an axle.
I know somebody who
can help you with that.
Come with me!
By the way, my name's buff.
My name is...
Snowstorm Destruction Mark III.
Wow. That's a mouthful.
Is it okay if I just
call you... Snowy?
Yeah.
Yes. Uh, "Snowy". I like it.
Thanks for your help.
When you're big like me,
everyone assumes you can just
take care of yourself.
Don't I know it!
They don't realize
it's extra hard for
big guys like us
to get back up once
we're knocked over.
And they never make doorways
big enough for us
to fit through.
It's ridiculous.
Tell me about it!
And don't get me started
on parking spaces.
They make 'em all so small,
and I can barely fit in 'em!
Right? I can't
stand small spaces!
Hey! Do you like
cats or dogs better?
I love all animals.
Me too!
You sure this'll be okay?
We're kind of on
different teams.
Yeah, of course.
Better let me talk with
them first, though.
- That was cool!
- Yeah!
Hey, Buff! Come do a
couple of laps with us.
Um... There's someone
who needs our help.
Is it Batman?
No, not Batman.
- Help!
- Who needs help?
It's another stray
animal, isn't it?
Look, you know I
love animals too,
but this is the Batcave,
not an animal shelter.
No. It... It's not an animal.
It's a... It's a friend.
Okay, he got damaged
when he saved a dog,
and I thought maybe
Moe could take a look.
I'll go get him.
Did someone say damage?
That's music to my
audio receptors.
I mean, not that it's good
that somebody got damaged,
but just that I like
repairing damage.
I mean... I'll
just be quiet now.
Buff's gonna bring him in.
I'll bet you a tire rotation,
this is going to be a disaster.
Everybody... Please
just... Be nice.
Just show us.
Okay, okay.
Meet... Snowy.
What? He's a bad guy!
No way, he isn't!
I mean, well, he is,
but he isn't, okay!
It's not like that!
Buff, that's Mr. Freeze's
snow crawler!
Yeah, but...
Then it's exactly like that.
You brought a bad
guy into the Batcave.
He's not what you think.
Snowy saved a dog, and...
he's a lot like me.
It's okay, Buff.
I'll just go.
No, it's not okay.
He's my friend, and he's hurt,
and he could be your friend too,
if you could just take the
time to get to know him.
Get to know him!
- He's a...
- Wait! Is what Buff said true?
Did you really save a dog?
Uh-huh!
Moe, come take a look
at Buff's friend.
Are you sure?
Are we sure?
Yes.
Okay, then.
One axle repair.
Aw, thanks a lot.
Good. Now he can go. Buh-bye.
Wait. Do you have to go?
Couldn't he just stay for
a little while longer?
And do what, Buff?
Make snow cones?
I can do that... if you want.
Would you like to hang out
in the Batcave for a while?
Would I?
♪ Any friend of yours
Is a friend of mine ♪
♪ Whether we're passing cars
Or just passing the time ♪
♪ So long as they are
friends With you ♪
♪ They're a friend of mine ♪
♪ We could watch a show
Or take a Sunday drive ♪
♪ When you're with a
friend The fun multiplies ♪
♪ Oh how the time flies
With a friend by your side ♪
♪ And should the weather
Ever get stormy ♪
♪ You can bet you'll
stay Warm and dry ♪
♪ 'Cause a friend
Is an umbrella ♪
♪ For any girl or fella ♪
♪ A friend is like An
extra slice of pie ♪
♪ Hello friend... ♪
You made it snow in the Batcave!
I changed my mind! He can stay.
This is awesome!
Snowy, you're the best.
You were so right
about him, Buff!
Where's my snowcrawler?
Oh, no.
Hey, are you okay, Snowy?
Yeah, but I have to go.
What do you mean,
you have to go?
I thought we were having fun.
It's Mr. Freeze.
He's calling me.
When he calls...
I have to do what he says.
I don't have any choice.
I'm really sorry, Buff.
Snowy?
Hey, Buff! Where's your friend?
He said Mr. Freeze
was calling him,
and then his eyes went
red and he just took off.
I think something
bad is happening.
I knew we shouldn't
have trusted him.
Batman is still
after Mr. Freeze.
If he has Snowy's freeze
ray to help him...
Batman will have no chance!
Not if we have anything
to say about it.
Let's hit it.
Chill out, Batman!
Those puns aren't funny.
You know that, right?
I think they're... Ice-terical!
Ah, about time.
There's "snow" way out, Batman!
I'm gonna need some backup.
I anticipated your
request, Batman.
Auto Control has been
activated on all vehicles.
That's my computer.
Ice to meet you!
Ah! Finally!
Time to put you on ice.
Now, I've got him.
Why won't you freeze?
Oh, no!
Huzzah! He's a Bat-cicle!
Oops! One last
soon-to-be ice cube...
Snowy?
Oh, no!
Snowy is my friend... I
know he won't hurt me.
I can't... I just can't.
What! The snowcrawler
is resisting me!
Gotta fight it.
I can't do it.
He's my friend.
Ha ha! What!
Ahh!
Fire!
Mommy!
Stop that!
Stop! Freeze, I say! Freeze!
Not me, them! Freeze them!
Bat-Defroster fully
charged, Batman.
Let's get out of here.
Okay. I'll admit it, Buff.
You were right about snowy.
Yeah, he really came
through for us in the end.
I guess he's a
good guy after all.
He's more than that.
He's my friend.
- Ah!
- Stop! Bad Snowcrawler!
Stop it, stop it I say!
♪ Batwheels ♪
♪ Batwheels ♪
♪ Batwheels ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪