B Positive (2020–…): Season 2, Episode 11 - Louisville, Bubbaroo and Sully - full transcript
Gina hires Peter's son to be her lawyer, but things get complicated when he asks her out; Drew and Harry's van breaks down during their road trip, leaving them stranded.
And for some reason,
the laundry expenses
for our residents have doubled
in the last few months.
Soup.
I'm sorry?
We gotta serve less soup.
Problem solved.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
Hold on a sec.
Uh-huh.
A guy named Scott
is calling you.
He says he's a lawyer.
Okay.He's a Leo with rising Gemini.
They're supposed to be chatty,
but not this one.
Put him through.
I'm so sorry,
but I have to take this.
Okay.
Like, alone.
Oh.
And do you mind closing
the door on your way out?
Hey.
If you've got
something to hide,
none of my business.
Do your hands hurt?
Constantly.
What do you do about it?
Well, I try and focus
on the part of me
that doesn't hurt.
Which is this area right there.
May I join you?
Course.
Is everything okay?
Not sure.
Ooh, tell us, tell us.
Gina was in her office
with the door closed
talking to a lawyer.
About what?
She made me leave the room.
So something she didn't
want you to hear.
Wow, I can see why
you were such a good cop.
I heard her complaining
that running this place
was tougher than she thought.
Did she say she wanted to sell?
No, not to me.
Oh, she wouldn't
sell this place.
Although you certainly have
made her life very difficult.
What did I do?
Demanding that English be
the official language
of Valley Hills!
You're the one always
bugging her about
getting almond milk.
If it doesn't come
from a cow, it's not milk.
Then what is it?
A liberal conspiracy
to poison America.
Hey! What's shakin',
eggs and bacon?
Am I not as adorable
as I thought?
Gina, please
don't leave us.
We promise we'll be better.
What are you talking about?
We don't have to speak English.
We can habla español.
And I'll drink regular milk.
Apologies to those
who sit near me.
These shmendricks have
gotten it into their head
that you're selling
Valley Hills.
You got a call
from a lawyer.
:
Oh... that.
No. It's some legal trouble
from when I was younger.
I'm trying to find an attorney.
I told 'em it was nothing
to worry about.
People just love to gossip.
Oh! 90 miles
to Louisville.
Lou-uh-ville.What?
You're saying it wrong.
It's... Lou-uh-ville.
Louis-ville.
J-Just throw it away.
Louisville.
:
Louisville! Ooh.
I don't know why I did
an Italian accent there.
I panicked.
Uh-oh.
The "Check Engine" light just
came on. What do we do?
Well, here's a thought.
We check the engine.
Oh, God! Oh, God.
Oh, no! There was
a fire extinguisher in the back
but I got rid of it to
make room for my K-Cups.
It's just overheating.
Just pull over.
Where's the hazard lights?
Nope-- oh, nope.
Oh, boy, I'm really doing
the wrong thing here.
Hello!
Oh, hey.Looking for a lawyer?
I present my son,
Kyle Morgan, attorney at law.
Nice to meet you.
Hi.At the risk of overstating
his legal skills,
imagine Matlock
rebooted with Michael B. Jordan.
Dad...
He also plays clarinet.
Dad!
You take good care of her,
Bubbaroo.
Hmm. Bubbaroo?
He's called me that
since I was a baby.
It's a whole thing.
There's even a song.
Really?
Oh, he'll sing it for you.
Just ask.
I'd rather hear you play it
on your clarinet.
Have a seat, Bubbaroo.
So, why do you
need a lawyer?
My dad didn't give me
any details.
Oh, it's embarrassing.
Tell me, I won't judge.
Okay...
a few years ago I got busted
for selling fake IDs to kids.
Not that bad.Then I missed my court date.
Okay.Then I paid the fine
with a phony check.
All right.Then I stole the identity
of a woman who died in 1951.
Kind of feels like you're
judging me, Bubbaroo.
Little bit.
I promise
I am a completely
different person now.
You know that all criminals
say that, right?
I've got a friend at the
DA's office, let me get into it.
Thank you. Oh, oh!
I knew you looked familiar.
I've seen your ads on
buses and billboards.
"If you've gotta go to trial,
call Kyle."
"I'll get you off!"
Didn't hear the double meaning
till it was too late.
Well, I love it.
I sat on your face
at a bus stop.
Ah!Oh!
Fourth and three with less
than two minutes left
and you're gonna punt?
They deserve to lose. How is he
still their head coach?
I mean, they can't stop
the double-A gap blitz;
of course
they're gonna punt.
You know football?
Yeah, I played in college.
You did? What position?
Seated.
I played Madden.
It's a video game.
I was almost impressed with you.
Norma, I have some
ibuprofen for you.
You better have something
stronger. My hip is killing me.
Uh, how about an ice pack?
Uh, how about this?
What are you doing?
Flipping you off with arthritis.
If I was
controlling that guy,
I'd call
a run-pass option,
roll out left
and then hit the C button.
I don't know whether to buy you
a beer or give you a wedgie.
Of course it's a word.
It's the past tense for "twit."
Hello, everyone.Hey, Bette.
Spencer.
Hello.
How have you been?
Oh, good, thanks.
You know, I-I think I gotta go.
I got to call a guy about
a thing I need him to do
for me over in the room here...
There's no guy.
His Metamucil kicked in.
Ever since our date,
he's been avoiding me.
Has he said anything?
He might have.
I try not to listen.
I don't understand. No man
has ever rejected me like this.
Norma, how do you handle it?
Uh, water pump's shot.
We know. That's
why we're here.
And we appreciate everything
that you're doing...
Roy.Roy. Right.
Is that your dog outside, Roy?
What a cutie, even
without teeth.
And just the one eye there.
Parts and labor, it's gonna
run you around two grand.
Stinky. Um, two large.
Ugh. Not you, the cost.
You are actually quite svelte.
What do you do, what are we,
in SoulCycle? Peloton?
We're leaving.What?
Come on. We can do it ourselves.
We passed an auto parts store
on our way here.
Can you give us a second,
please?
Sure. I'll be on my Peloton.
:
Oh, yes, right, from earlier.
Um, what are you doing?
I don't know
how to fix an engine.
You don't say. Let's go.
No, look, look,
I know it's expensive,
but I got a good feeling
about Roy.
I mean, they wouldn't make
his garage the post office
if he wasn't
a stand-up guy.
I'm telling you,
we can do it ourselves.
Fine.
Roy, uh, we're gonna pass
on the water pump,
but I will take two books
of Forever stamps.
Who is it?Kyle!
Damn it.
Peter's son, the lawyer?
One minute!
Come in!
Hey.One sec. I'm just
finishing up some important
work things.
Approved, approved.
Denied.
What's up?
I'm here to see my dad,
and I got some good news
about your case.
Wow, no lawyer has ever
said that to me.
Talked to my buddy
at the DA's office.
You're looking at a fine
and 30 hours
of community service.
That's so great.
Thank you so much.
It was nothing.
You should see
some of the people I represent.
Hey, what do I owe you?
Don't worry about it. I just
made a few of phone calls.
No, that's crazy.
Look, you are so great
with my dad.
I insist.
All right, how about this?
You take me out
for a nice dinner.
Oh. Dinner.
Or not. I don't want to
put you on the spot.
No, um, I would like that.
How's Friday?Great.
See you then.
Okay. I'd walk
you out, but...
I'm pretty busy here.
The next thing we need to do
is remove the cooling fan.
You know,
if I were Harry Potter,
I would just say
"Remov-io Fan-io."
You know, this is your van.
You should learn how to do this.
Why?
I can just hire someone
who knows what they're doing.
I mean,
I don't cut my own hair.
Yeah, whoever cuts your hair
doesn't know what they're doing.
Someday you'll wish
you'd learned how to,
how to take a--Oh...
Oh, damn it.
You okay?
No, it's my back.
Okay, well, sit down.
What happened?
It's an old sports injury.
You wouldn't understand.
Is there anything I can do?
I just need to rest.
You'll have to take over.
I'll talk you through it.Oh, come on.
I'll just mess it up. Let's
just take it back to the garage.
Okay. Okay.
You just have to
put the engine back together.
Check and mate.
Okay, well, let me
at least put on an apron.
My Tide stick
is down to the nub.
Ow. Gabby,
what do you know
about CBD oil?
Save your money.
It doesn't get you high.
Hi.
Peter's son was looking for you.
Oh, yeah, we were just in
my office. He got me off!
Isn't it way
hotter at work?
Not that. Although he
did ask me to dinner.
Oh, I thought you were
giving up dating for a while.
I know. I am. I was.
Oh, he's so cute.
What about Drew?
Oh, well, Drew's off
living his van life.
And he already slept
with some rando.
And he should because
we are not a thing.
We never were, we never will be.
Friends, yes.
Maybe one drunken kiss,
but that's it.
Over and out.
Done and done.
Interesting.
Very.
It's not interesting!
Oh, hey, Peter.
Oh, hello. Hey,
Kyle tells me that your
legal woes are no more.
Oh, he did a great job.
I'm gonna take him to dinner
to thank him.
Wonderful. Will Holly
be joining you?
Holly?
Kyle's wife. She's an angel.
He's married?Yes.
She teaches kindergarten--
a time of wonder
and exploration.
And also lice.
Hey.
Hey, close the door.
No, with you inside.
Oh, fun.
Kyle is married.
What?Yes, to a kindergarten teacher.
Peter told me.
How could he ask me out
on a date?
Guys are the worst!
I am gonna call
him on it.
Who would cheat
on a kindergarten teacher?
That poor woman.
Not being smart enough
to teach grade school,
and now this.
Hey, I'm on my way to the
courthouse so I might lose you.
What's up?
Oh, there is a lot up, Kyle.
There is a lot up.
What?
How dare you ask me out.
You are married.
No, I'm not.Oh, please.
Your dad told me
all about Holly.
We're gonna send you her head
in a box!
What? No.
We are-- no,
we are not gonna do that.
We are definitely
not doing that.
Holly and I divorced
three years ago.
Oh.
Oh. Your dad
still thinks you're married.
Damn.
His memory's gotten worse over
the last few years,
but this is scary.Yeah.
We see this here all the time.
There's some things we can do
to help make his life easier.
Thank you.
I can talk to him if you'd like.
That would be great.
Okay. I'll let you know
what I find out.
Please do.
Peter forgot his son
is divorced.
That's not good.
Poor guy.
Bright side--
Kyle's single!
Okay, next thing, before
you take out the water pump,
you've gotta remove
the mounting bolts.
You mean the things that look
like Frankenstein's neck?
Yes, just like the hose clamp
looked like
a friendship bracelet.
Tell me it doesn't.
Which way do I turn
this thing again?
Righty tighty, lefty loosey.
See, that doesn't
make sense to me
because the first half rhymes,
and the second half
is alliterative.
I mean, how is anyone
gonna remember that?
It won't move.
Put some muscle into it.
Oh, damn it!
See, I told you
I was no good at this.
You can learn.
No, I can't.
My dad always wanted me
to help him in the garage,
but I was always too clumsy,
too slow,
too weak.
"You gonna dry those tears
with your skirt,
Drew Barrymore?"
We should've just
paid Roy to fix it.
Drew, trust me, you can do this.
Fine.
Good. There you go.
Use some elbow grease on it.
Now you tell me.
Where's the elbow grease?
Hey.Hey.
Can we talk for a second?
Certainly. These characters are
waiting for Godot; so shall I.
Um...
You mentioned that
Kyle was married to a woman
named Holly.
Lovely woman.
What about her?
Well, I talked to Kyle
and he said they got a divorce
a couple years ago.
A-Absolutely correct.
Yes, years ago.
Tragic.
Peter?Hmm?
You kind of made it seem
like they were still together.
There must have been some
miscommunication because
they did indeed get divorced.
There are things that we can do
to help you with your memory.
I don't need help!
If my memory were so bad,
would I remember that
your birthday is April 5th?
Or that Harry played
college baseball
for Wisconsin?
Or that Bette made out
with Gene Simmons in an IHOP?
I just want to make sure
you're okay.
You mean that I'm not
a feeble old man
who can't button up
his own pants!
That's what you mean!
Can we talk for a minute?
Yeah. Sure.
What's going on? Why
are you avoiding me?
W-W-What are you
talking about?
Well, I thought we had
a good time on our date.
But now every time I go
into a room, you leave.
That's just a coincidence.
You walked out
of a bowl game.
There was a woman referee.
I could no longer
trust the outcome.
Spencer.
All right.
Actually,
I had a great time, too.
You're sweet, you're fun,
you're sexy as hell.
I know all this,
cut to the chase.
The truth is I haven't...
you know, been with anybody else
since my wife died.
Oh.
When you kissed me,
I guess I sort of freaked out.
Well, why didn't
you tell me that?
It's embarrassing.
"I'm sad about my dead wife."
It's not much of a turn-on.
It's cute that I
make you nervous.
You really do.
I just wondered if maybe
we couldn't slow it down
a little bit.
You mean like hand stuff?
I mean, like maybe we go out
to a movie or just hang out.
Get to know each other a little
better. Then see where it goes.
Mm, that'd be nice.
I hate that I'm turning myself
into your gal pal.
Hopefully our periods
don't start to sync up.
I don't think that's gonna be
a problem for either of us.
All right.
Now screw on the cap
and start 'er up.
Righty tighty.
And then in my version,
it would be "lefty incorrect-y."
Start the damn thing.
The "Check Engine" light
is off.
And it's not smoking!
:
Oh, my God. I did it.
I did it!
Attaboy!
You did it.
Wait, what about your back?
I'm feeling a lot better.
You son of a so-and-so.
You were faking it.
Yeah, but you fixed the van,
didn't ya?
Because you believed in me.
In spite of my best instincts.
I'm proud of you.
It does feel pretty good.Mm-hmm.
So, what do you say?
Am I a car guy now?
:
Oh!
No. No, you're not.
Hey, Peter! It's Gina!
I brought you some apology
oatmeal raisin cookies.
The raisins represent
forgiveness,
'cause they're grapes
with a second chance.
Peter?
Peter?
:Oh...
the laundry expenses
for our residents have doubled
in the last few months.
Soup.
I'm sorry?
We gotta serve less soup.
Problem solved.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
Hold on a sec.
Uh-huh.
A guy named Scott
is calling you.
He says he's a lawyer.
Okay.He's a Leo with rising Gemini.
They're supposed to be chatty,
but not this one.
Put him through.
I'm so sorry,
but I have to take this.
Okay.
Like, alone.
Oh.
And do you mind closing
the door on your way out?
Hey.
If you've got
something to hide,
none of my business.
Do your hands hurt?
Constantly.
What do you do about it?
Well, I try and focus
on the part of me
that doesn't hurt.
Which is this area right there.
May I join you?
Course.
Is everything okay?
Not sure.
Ooh, tell us, tell us.
Gina was in her office
with the door closed
talking to a lawyer.
About what?
She made me leave the room.
So something she didn't
want you to hear.
Wow, I can see why
you were such a good cop.
I heard her complaining
that running this place
was tougher than she thought.
Did she say she wanted to sell?
No, not to me.
Oh, she wouldn't
sell this place.
Although you certainly have
made her life very difficult.
What did I do?
Demanding that English be
the official language
of Valley Hills!
You're the one always
bugging her about
getting almond milk.
If it doesn't come
from a cow, it's not milk.
Then what is it?
A liberal conspiracy
to poison America.
Hey! What's shakin',
eggs and bacon?
Am I not as adorable
as I thought?
Gina, please
don't leave us.
We promise we'll be better.
What are you talking about?
We don't have to speak English.
We can habla español.
And I'll drink regular milk.
Apologies to those
who sit near me.
These shmendricks have
gotten it into their head
that you're selling
Valley Hills.
You got a call
from a lawyer.
:
Oh... that.
No. It's some legal trouble
from when I was younger.
I'm trying to find an attorney.
I told 'em it was nothing
to worry about.
People just love to gossip.
Oh! 90 miles
to Louisville.
Lou-uh-ville.What?
You're saying it wrong.
It's... Lou-uh-ville.
Louis-ville.
J-Just throw it away.
Louisville.
:
Louisville! Ooh.
I don't know why I did
an Italian accent there.
I panicked.
Uh-oh.
The "Check Engine" light just
came on. What do we do?
Well, here's a thought.
We check the engine.
Oh, God! Oh, God.
Oh, no! There was
a fire extinguisher in the back
but I got rid of it to
make room for my K-Cups.
It's just overheating.
Just pull over.
Where's the hazard lights?
Nope-- oh, nope.
Oh, boy, I'm really doing
the wrong thing here.
Hello!
Oh, hey.Looking for a lawyer?
I present my son,
Kyle Morgan, attorney at law.
Nice to meet you.
Hi.At the risk of overstating
his legal skills,
imagine Matlock
rebooted with Michael B. Jordan.
Dad...
He also plays clarinet.
Dad!
You take good care of her,
Bubbaroo.
Hmm. Bubbaroo?
He's called me that
since I was a baby.
It's a whole thing.
There's even a song.
Really?
Oh, he'll sing it for you.
Just ask.
I'd rather hear you play it
on your clarinet.
Have a seat, Bubbaroo.
So, why do you
need a lawyer?
My dad didn't give me
any details.
Oh, it's embarrassing.
Tell me, I won't judge.
Okay...
a few years ago I got busted
for selling fake IDs to kids.
Not that bad.Then I missed my court date.
Okay.Then I paid the fine
with a phony check.
All right.Then I stole the identity
of a woman who died in 1951.
Kind of feels like you're
judging me, Bubbaroo.
Little bit.
I promise
I am a completely
different person now.
You know that all criminals
say that, right?
I've got a friend at the
DA's office, let me get into it.
Thank you. Oh, oh!
I knew you looked familiar.
I've seen your ads on
buses and billboards.
"If you've gotta go to trial,
call Kyle."
"I'll get you off!"
Didn't hear the double meaning
till it was too late.
Well, I love it.
I sat on your face
at a bus stop.
Ah!Oh!
Fourth and three with less
than two minutes left
and you're gonna punt?
They deserve to lose. How is he
still their head coach?
I mean, they can't stop
the double-A gap blitz;
of course
they're gonna punt.
You know football?
Yeah, I played in college.
You did? What position?
Seated.
I played Madden.
It's a video game.
I was almost impressed with you.
Norma, I have some
ibuprofen for you.
You better have something
stronger. My hip is killing me.
Uh, how about an ice pack?
Uh, how about this?
What are you doing?
Flipping you off with arthritis.
If I was
controlling that guy,
I'd call
a run-pass option,
roll out left
and then hit the C button.
I don't know whether to buy you
a beer or give you a wedgie.
Of course it's a word.
It's the past tense for "twit."
Hello, everyone.Hey, Bette.
Spencer.
Hello.
How have you been?
Oh, good, thanks.
You know, I-I think I gotta go.
I got to call a guy about
a thing I need him to do
for me over in the room here...
There's no guy.
His Metamucil kicked in.
Ever since our date,
he's been avoiding me.
Has he said anything?
He might have.
I try not to listen.
I don't understand. No man
has ever rejected me like this.
Norma, how do you handle it?
Uh, water pump's shot.
We know. That's
why we're here.
And we appreciate everything
that you're doing...
Roy.Roy. Right.
Is that your dog outside, Roy?
What a cutie, even
without teeth.
And just the one eye there.
Parts and labor, it's gonna
run you around two grand.
Stinky. Um, two large.
Ugh. Not you, the cost.
You are actually quite svelte.
What do you do, what are we,
in SoulCycle? Peloton?
We're leaving.What?
Come on. We can do it ourselves.
We passed an auto parts store
on our way here.
Can you give us a second,
please?
Sure. I'll be on my Peloton.
:
Oh, yes, right, from earlier.
Um, what are you doing?
I don't know
how to fix an engine.
You don't say. Let's go.
No, look, look,
I know it's expensive,
but I got a good feeling
about Roy.
I mean, they wouldn't make
his garage the post office
if he wasn't
a stand-up guy.
I'm telling you,
we can do it ourselves.
Fine.
Roy, uh, we're gonna pass
on the water pump,
but I will take two books
of Forever stamps.
Who is it?Kyle!
Damn it.
Peter's son, the lawyer?
One minute!
Come in!
Hey.One sec. I'm just
finishing up some important
work things.
Approved, approved.
Denied.
What's up?
I'm here to see my dad,
and I got some good news
about your case.
Wow, no lawyer has ever
said that to me.
Talked to my buddy
at the DA's office.
You're looking at a fine
and 30 hours
of community service.
That's so great.
Thank you so much.
It was nothing.
You should see
some of the people I represent.
Hey, what do I owe you?
Don't worry about it. I just
made a few of phone calls.
No, that's crazy.
Look, you are so great
with my dad.
I insist.
All right, how about this?
You take me out
for a nice dinner.
Oh. Dinner.
Or not. I don't want to
put you on the spot.
No, um, I would like that.
How's Friday?Great.
See you then.
Okay. I'd walk
you out, but...
I'm pretty busy here.
The next thing we need to do
is remove the cooling fan.
You know,
if I were Harry Potter,
I would just say
"Remov-io Fan-io."
You know, this is your van.
You should learn how to do this.
Why?
I can just hire someone
who knows what they're doing.
I mean,
I don't cut my own hair.
Yeah, whoever cuts your hair
doesn't know what they're doing.
Someday you'll wish
you'd learned how to,
how to take a--Oh...
Oh, damn it.
You okay?
No, it's my back.
Okay, well, sit down.
What happened?
It's an old sports injury.
You wouldn't understand.
Is there anything I can do?
I just need to rest.
You'll have to take over.
I'll talk you through it.Oh, come on.
I'll just mess it up. Let's
just take it back to the garage.
Okay. Okay.
You just have to
put the engine back together.
Check and mate.
Okay, well, let me
at least put on an apron.
My Tide stick
is down to the nub.
Ow. Gabby,
what do you know
about CBD oil?
Save your money.
It doesn't get you high.
Hi.
Peter's son was looking for you.
Oh, yeah, we were just in
my office. He got me off!
Isn't it way
hotter at work?
Not that. Although he
did ask me to dinner.
Oh, I thought you were
giving up dating for a while.
I know. I am. I was.
Oh, he's so cute.
What about Drew?
Oh, well, Drew's off
living his van life.
And he already slept
with some rando.
And he should because
we are not a thing.
We never were, we never will be.
Friends, yes.
Maybe one drunken kiss,
but that's it.
Over and out.
Done and done.
Interesting.
Very.
It's not interesting!
Oh, hey, Peter.
Oh, hello. Hey,
Kyle tells me that your
legal woes are no more.
Oh, he did a great job.
I'm gonna take him to dinner
to thank him.
Wonderful. Will Holly
be joining you?
Holly?
Kyle's wife. She's an angel.
He's married?Yes.
She teaches kindergarten--
a time of wonder
and exploration.
And also lice.
Hey.
Hey, close the door.
No, with you inside.
Oh, fun.
Kyle is married.
What?Yes, to a kindergarten teacher.
Peter told me.
How could he ask me out
on a date?
Guys are the worst!
I am gonna call
him on it.
Who would cheat
on a kindergarten teacher?
That poor woman.
Not being smart enough
to teach grade school,
and now this.
Hey, I'm on my way to the
courthouse so I might lose you.
What's up?
Oh, there is a lot up, Kyle.
There is a lot up.
What?
How dare you ask me out.
You are married.
No, I'm not.Oh, please.
Your dad told me
all about Holly.
We're gonna send you her head
in a box!
What? No.
We are-- no,
we are not gonna do that.
We are definitely
not doing that.
Holly and I divorced
three years ago.
Oh.
Oh. Your dad
still thinks you're married.
Damn.
His memory's gotten worse over
the last few years,
but this is scary.Yeah.
We see this here all the time.
There's some things we can do
to help make his life easier.
Thank you.
I can talk to him if you'd like.
That would be great.
Okay. I'll let you know
what I find out.
Please do.
Peter forgot his son
is divorced.
That's not good.
Poor guy.
Bright side--
Kyle's single!
Okay, next thing, before
you take out the water pump,
you've gotta remove
the mounting bolts.
You mean the things that look
like Frankenstein's neck?
Yes, just like the hose clamp
looked like
a friendship bracelet.
Tell me it doesn't.
Which way do I turn
this thing again?
Righty tighty, lefty loosey.
See, that doesn't
make sense to me
because the first half rhymes,
and the second half
is alliterative.
I mean, how is anyone
gonna remember that?
It won't move.
Put some muscle into it.
Oh, damn it!
See, I told you
I was no good at this.
You can learn.
No, I can't.
My dad always wanted me
to help him in the garage,
but I was always too clumsy,
too slow,
too weak.
"You gonna dry those tears
with your skirt,
Drew Barrymore?"
We should've just
paid Roy to fix it.
Drew, trust me, you can do this.
Fine.
Good. There you go.
Use some elbow grease on it.
Now you tell me.
Where's the elbow grease?
Hey.Hey.
Can we talk for a second?
Certainly. These characters are
waiting for Godot; so shall I.
Um...
You mentioned that
Kyle was married to a woman
named Holly.
Lovely woman.
What about her?
Well, I talked to Kyle
and he said they got a divorce
a couple years ago.
A-Absolutely correct.
Yes, years ago.
Tragic.
Peter?Hmm?
You kind of made it seem
like they were still together.
There must have been some
miscommunication because
they did indeed get divorced.
There are things that we can do
to help you with your memory.
I don't need help!
If my memory were so bad,
would I remember that
your birthday is April 5th?
Or that Harry played
college baseball
for Wisconsin?
Or that Bette made out
with Gene Simmons in an IHOP?
I just want to make sure
you're okay.
You mean that I'm not
a feeble old man
who can't button up
his own pants!
That's what you mean!
Can we talk for a minute?
Yeah. Sure.
What's going on? Why
are you avoiding me?
W-W-What are you
talking about?
Well, I thought we had
a good time on our date.
But now every time I go
into a room, you leave.
That's just a coincidence.
You walked out
of a bowl game.
There was a woman referee.
I could no longer
trust the outcome.
Spencer.
All right.
Actually,
I had a great time, too.
You're sweet, you're fun,
you're sexy as hell.
I know all this,
cut to the chase.
The truth is I haven't...
you know, been with anybody else
since my wife died.
Oh.
When you kissed me,
I guess I sort of freaked out.
Well, why didn't
you tell me that?
It's embarrassing.
"I'm sad about my dead wife."
It's not much of a turn-on.
It's cute that I
make you nervous.
You really do.
I just wondered if maybe
we couldn't slow it down
a little bit.
You mean like hand stuff?
I mean, like maybe we go out
to a movie or just hang out.
Get to know each other a little
better. Then see where it goes.
Mm, that'd be nice.
I hate that I'm turning myself
into your gal pal.
Hopefully our periods
don't start to sync up.
I don't think that's gonna be
a problem for either of us.
All right.
Now screw on the cap
and start 'er up.
Righty tighty.
And then in my version,
it would be "lefty incorrect-y."
Start the damn thing.
The "Check Engine" light
is off.
And it's not smoking!
:
Oh, my God. I did it.
I did it!
Attaboy!
You did it.
Wait, what about your back?
I'm feeling a lot better.
You son of a so-and-so.
You were faking it.
Yeah, but you fixed the van,
didn't ya?
Because you believed in me.
In spite of my best instincts.
I'm proud of you.
It does feel pretty good.Mm-hmm.
So, what do you say?
Am I a car guy now?
:
Oh!
No. No, you're not.
Hey, Peter! It's Gina!
I brought you some apology
oatmeal raisin cookies.
The raisins represent
forgiveness,
'cause they're grapes
with a second chance.
Peter?
Peter?
:Oh...