B Positive (2020–…): Season 2, Episode 10 - S'mores, Elvis and a Cubano - full transcript

Previously onB Positive...How is she?
She's gone.
Hmm.
So, this van girl?
Hannah.Hannah.
Yeah.
What's the deal with Hannah?
I told you.
You know, we spent
the night together,
and then she ripped me off.
Wow, that's crazy.
[chuckles forcefully]
She cute?
Why do you care?
Well, why wouldn't I, you know?
You're my friend.
Interesting.
What's interesting?
Nothing's interesting.
You don't like
the way I look?
No. Yeah.
Maybe it's too festive
for the Red Lobster.
Great,
then you can go alone.
As you lie alone in bed tonight,
consider this,
I'm not wearing any panties.
[yawns softly]
Morning.
What are you doing?
Going on the road with you.
Get out of my bed.
Look at you.
You're doing real good.
Yeah.
We're just gonna go out
to the pickleball court
and then loop back
around to your room.
I don't think so.
Wait, what are you doing?
Where are you going?
I'm going to sit
on my titanium ass.
Norma, the only way
your hip is gonna heal
is if you do a lot of walking.
I don't care if it heals.
Let me just sit here
and die a slow death.
Okay.
Hey,
I am not gonna let you quit.
We are gonna get through this.
You always have such
a positive attitude.
I'm doing my best.Yeah.
Well, it's starting
to piss me off.
Hey, what are you doing?
Oh, just cutting
the umbilical cord,
if you will.
Thanks for letting me
mooch your juice.
That's van life talk
for "electricity."Hmm.
Where are you going?
The Florida Keys.
Oh, and FYI,
Harry's coming with me.
What?
Yeah, he says he needs a break.
Too many memories here.
Ugh. Poor guy.
Well,
at least he has memories.
Most of the jokers around here
can't remember yesterday.
I think the road will be
a nice distraction.
Plus, I wouldn't mind
getting to know the man.
We have a lot in common.
Name one thing.
We're both men of few words.
Laconic, one might say.
Taciturn. Introspective.
Hey, maybe Harry can be
your wingman.
Help you pick you
another van chick.
I'm referring to the deceitful
seductress Hannah.
It's interesting you keep
bringing her up.
It's not interesting.Oh, it's interesting.
Hey, take care of Harry.
I will.
I'll text you
from the road.
Pics, GIFs,
the occasional emoji.
Just let me know
if it gets annoying.
I can tell you now.
Bye.
Bye, Norma.
Yeah.
Be safe.
So, what's the deal
with you two?
There's no deal.
[chuckles] Interesting.
It's not interesting!
♪ The more you give ♪ The more you give♪
♪ The more you live ♪ The more you live♪
♪ Your happiness is relative ♪ Happiness♪
♪ And if you're feeling
like crap ♪
♪ It's time to face the fact
♪ It's your prerogative
♪ Your prerogative♪
♪ To be positive
♪ If we become ♪ If we become♪
♪ What we believe ♪ What we believe♪
♪ Then as ye think
ye shall receive ♪♪ As ye think♪
♪ So just let go of the past♪♪ So let go of the past
♪ Pull your head from your ass
♪ It's your prerogative
♪ Your prerogative♪
♪ To be positive.
Look at us.
Out on the open road.
Seeing the beautiful sights
of this great land of ours.Yeah.
That's a lovely Costco.
All right, you need to
take I-90.
Uh, no.
Actually, we're gonna take
the I-95 south
to the Florida Keys.
You know, I've always wanted
to see Hemingway's house
and eat an authentic Cubano.
BT dubs,
that's a ham sandwich...
I know what it is.
...with cheese and pickles.
[chuckles] Then we'll
head up the Gulf Coast
and make our way west
to the Grand Tetons.
I need to make a small detour.Sure. Where?
Wisconsin.
Wisconsin? That's, like,
a thousand miles that way.
I want to go that way.
I want to spread
Meredith's ashes
at the spot we got engaged,
which is that way.
Okay. Right. Sorry,
I-I didn't know.
Do you think we could head
that way after we hit the Keys?
No.[chuckles softly]
Come on, we're not
on any schedule.
You know,
we're footloose and fancy-free.
I'm footloose, you're
fancy-free. [chuckles]
"They're cops,
but they're also best friends."
[chuckles]
Okay, Wisconsin, here we come.
That way.
Oysh.
What's the matter?Let's just say
that everything I've eaten
for the last five days
is still in me.
That's the painkillers
you're on.
So that's the choice I have?
To be in agony
or to be backed up like Elvis?
[phone vibrates]
[gasps softly]
Oh, boy.
What?[groans]
It's my big sister. She's
in town and wants to see me.
And that's bad?Yes,
it is.
She's kind of a scam artist.
She only shows up
when she wants my money,
my drugs or my boyfriend.
Oh, we have the same sister.
[sighs]
Couple of years ago,
I was dating a
rich drug dealer,
so she hit the trifecta.
Does she know
you're a wealthy woman now?
You know, I may have forgotten
to mention that
to every member of my family.
So, how are you
gonna handle this one?
I'll show you.
[clears throat]
"New phone. Who dis?"
Here's your laxative,
Norma.
Oh, could you say it
a little louder?
I don't think
everybody heard you.Sorry.
It's very powerful.
Drink it in your room.
Okay, I get it.I'm serious.
In the bathroom.
So, I'm thinking our
next book club selection
will be Madame Bovary.
There's sex.
There's suicide.
And good news for you:
it's very short.
Sounds like you got to be
a madame with bovaries
to enjoy it.
Here's your turkey
bacon, Professor.
Ah, thank you, Bert.
It's not as good as pork,
but at least
no animals were killed.
Actually, it...Let it go.
Hey, while I got you here,
my dad's birthday's
coming up.
Any suggestions?
Why are you asking us?
BERT:
Not to be disrespectful,
but he's on the homestretch
like you guys.
How about
one of them weighted blankets?
Nah. My mom's on the heavy side,
so he kind of already has one.
What about a nice robe?
He's got a robe.
What he needs is a belt
so we don't see his nuts
at dinner.
Well, bon appétit.
Something really bad
happened to him as a kid.
May I join you?Please.
You look very pretty
this morning.
Thank you.
S-Since I got you here,
uh...
I was thinking
maybe you and I could...
try going out
to dinner sometime?
Again? To dinner?
Is he seriously
asking me out again?
It would appear so.
How should I handle it?
PETER:Depends.
Are you a merciful woman?
Not generally.
You guys know I can hear you.
BETTE:
Excuse me,
I am talking to Peter.Give him a chance.
His brains
are nowhere to be found,
but his heart
is in the right place.
Thank you. I would like
to go for dinner with you.
Great.
I was thinking Papa John's.
They put the cheese
right in the crust.
It'll blow your freakin' mind.
This is
where the mercy comes in.
Okay, remember the
plan. I just work here.
I am not the boss.
Right.
Who?It doesn't matter.
It matters to me.
[gasps]Natalie!
Gina!
[screams]
[laughs]Oh, my God!
Oh, you look great!
You, too.[laughs]
Welcome to Valley Hills.
This is my coworker Gabby.
[chuckles]:
Coworker? Please, I'm your boss.
Nice to meet you.
You, too.Mm. So, what brings you to town?
I am singing at
a little club.
You should come and see me.
Uh, I'd love to.Uh-uh.
You're working the night shift.
Can't you cover for me, Gabby?
[chuckles]: You want your boss
to cover for you?
I do. I really do.
Come on, I'll show you around.
If you need me,
I'll be in my office
smoking a bowl.
Ah.
[chuckles]
If you're thinking you
didn't hear a flush,
you would be correct.
You see, that's the number
one rule around here.
Get it? Number
one? No flushing?
[grunts][grunts mockingly, chuckles]
Pardon me.
Oh, forgot my book.
[both grunt]
Guess I should've bought you
dinner first, huh? [chuckles]
Uh, tomorrow...
[grunts]there is
an authentic frontier fort
just off the highway.
We could stop,
maybe take a photo
dressed up as fur trappers.
Now, why would we
do that, hmm?
Rhetorical question.
'Cause it's awesome.
We got to have some
fun along the way.
And this is educational fun,
the best kind.
I need to get to Wisconsin.
Fine.
I need my phone.
Oh, how about that?
I can feel yours.
[phone vibrates]Ooh, someone's texting you.
[chuckles]
And this is our day room,
where our residents hang out
and socialize.
Everyone seems so happy.
What do you got
'em on, lithium?
Just love.
And edibles.
[chuckles]
Hi, Jerry.
Hi, um... Jennifer? Jenny.
Gina.[chuckles]:
Oh, Gina.
Right. Sorry, I'm new here,
and I don't know the names
of all the orderlies.
Disorderlies.
[laughing][laughing]
Oh, Jenny.
[Jerry exhales]Oh, hey, Norma.
This is my sister Natalie.
Nice to meet you.
Gina,
I don't want to embarrass you,
but you have to pay me back
that $300.
I get paid
a week from Friday.
You'll get your money.
I better.
All right,
can I show you the game room?
[mouths]
So, how long you gonna
keep up this act?
Act? What do you mean?
Where you pretend
you didn't just inherit
millions of dollars.
[chuckles]
Oh.
Oh, can I explain?
Go ahead.Uh...
I was trying to trick you.
All right, look,
it was a tough day.
We bickered.
Some feelings were hurt.
Mostly mine.
But I know
what'll make it all better.
It's time to break out
the s'mores kit, baby.
[chuckles]
Thank you, Williams Sonoma.
Pass.What?
How can you turn down s'mores?
Because I'm not eight years old.
Oh, come on.
Everybody loves s'mores.
They're so good,
you always want s'more. Huh?
No one ever says, "No, thanks,
I've had s'nough." [chuckles]
I'm sorry.
Did I hurt your feelings again?
Yeah.
Look, I know
we're on a mission,
but can't we have
a little fun along the way?
Wh-What does that mean?
We're gonna stop
at every lamebrain tourist trap?
Not all of 'em.
Just some. Or one.
[sighs]
Why'd you even want
to come with me?
I've asked myself
the same question.
[sighs]
Okay. I get it.
You're having a tough time.
But I honestly thought
this trip would help
take your mind off things.
If all you wanted to do
was get to Wisconsin
as fast as possible,
you should've flown.
I'm going to bed.
And there's
nothing lamebrained
about
the Orville Redenbacher Museum.
Guy was basically
the Steve Jobs of popcorn.
Hey.
What do you want?
I came to hear you sing.
Really?Yeah.
Did you pay
the five-dollar cover charge,
or is that too much
for a minimum-wage orderly?
Natalie, come on.
I'm a hot girl.
I don't pay covers.
Just so you know,
I didn't come to town
to ask you for a handout.
I came because I have some news.
That you couldn't tell me
over the phone?
No.
Okay, go ahead.
I have to have surgery
on my vocal cords.
Why?I have polyps.
Oh, Nat.
I'm so sorry.
When is the surgery?
As soon
as I can save up the money.
And there it is.
There's what?
I didn't ask you for a penny.
You are telling me
that your singing career
My singing career is dependent
on this very expensive surgery
that my insurance won't cover.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to get back to work.
You are so full of it.
There is no surgery.
There are no polyps.
This is just another scam
trying to get in my pocket.
Do you hear yourself?
Money has made you
an awful person.
Hi, everybody.
Thanks for coming
out tonight.
I'm Natalie Dabrowski,
and this is a song
by Minnie Riperton.
♪ Lovin' you
♪ Is easy 'cause you're
[clears throat]
♪ Beautiful
♪ Do, do, do, do, do, ooh
[clears throat, wheezes]
♪ La, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la. ♪
[phone rings]
Hello, Professor Dabrowski.
Senator Dunbar, how are you?
Good. Good. Greetings
from the Hoosier State.
Hoosier daddy?
[chuckles]
That's on a lot of T-shirts
out here.
Don't get me one.
Too late.
Hey, how's it going with Harry?
Uh, we had a bit of a fight
last night,
and now I'm getting
the silent treatment,
which, honestly,
I'm grateful for.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
You just got to be patient
with him.
Hang on.What?
He, uh, he left me a note.
"Drew, you were right.
This was a bad idea.
"I'm taking a cab
to the airport,
and I'll fly to Wisconsin.
Enjoy Florida."
He dumped me.
Did he rob you
like that Hannah girl?
Very funny.
You know, it's interesting
you keep bringing her up.
It's not interesting.
Oh, it's very interesting.
And then when she sang,
I started thinking that
she was telling the truth.
[chuckles]
So, what's the plan?
[sighs] I guess I give her
the money for the operation.
Well, that would be
the Christian thing to do.
You think?I don't know.
It's what I've heard.
[sighs]Gina, in ten or 20 years,
how important
is that money gonna be?
Not at all.
I just don't want to feel like
I'm being taken advantage of.
Oh, sweetie,
that's what families are for.
I had a lovely evening.
But for future
reference, I'm not a fan
of the napkin tucked
into the collar.
I didn't want to get marinara
all over my tie.
It's a Christmas present
from my grandson.
I'm not a fan.
Got it.
Well,
thank you.
You bet.
Jiminy Christmas.
Something wrong?
No. No,
"Jiminy Christmas" is good.
It's real good.Ah.
Well, you can come
in if you want.
Yeah? Uh, all right.
[lock beeps]I think maybe I...
I should pro... I...
Probably I should...
I-I think maybe I'm...
I-I got to go.
Great. I waxed for nothing.
[sighs]
Hey. It's me again.
Really?
You came back to see
me embarrass myself?
I came back
to give you this.
I think that
should cover the surgery.
I don't know what to say.
You don't have to say anything.
You're my sister. I love you.
I want you to be happy
and healthy.
Thank you.
Yeah.
[gasps]
Do you want to sing one with me?
No, I'll just listen.
Come on. We'll do your favorite,
like when we were kids.
♪ Ain't no mountain
high enough ♪[Natalie vocalizing]
♪ Ain't no valley low enough
♪ Ain't no river wide enough
♪ To keep me away from you now
♪ Ain't no mountain
high enough ♪
♪ Ain't no valley low enough
♪ Ain't no river wide enough
to keep me from you ♪
What happened
to the polyps?
It's a miracle.
♪ Ain't no mountain
high enough ♪
♪ Ain't no valley low
♪ Ain't no river wide enough.
♪
Mind some company?
What the hell?
You make a wrong turn
heading to the Keys?
I didn't want you
to have to do this alone.
Thank you.
So, this is the spot
where you popped the question.
Yep.
It's pretty.Yeah.
I knew I wanted to marry
Meredith on our first date.
Took me a year
before I work up the
courage to ask her.
And another two months to
get her father's permission.
He didn't approve?
No. No, he...
He thought she could do
a lot better than me.
And he was right.
Spent the rest of my life
trying to deserve her.
Well...
[grunts]
[sniffles, grunts]
[clears throat]
Goodbye, my beautiful girl.
[voice breaks]:
I love you.
Thanks again for coming.
All right.
I'm ready to go.
I'm also ready for you to take
your hand off my shoulder.
Right. Sorry.
[chuckles]
You know, we're not far
from a Bavarian village
with a giant
glockenspiel clock.
Maybe we can go tomorrow.
[Bavarian accent]:
Oh, Papa,
that would be wunderbar.
[chuckles]