Axe Cop (2012–2015): Season 2, Episode 9 - Night Mission: The Extincter - full transcript
When Bigfoot goes missing, Axe Cop and Flute Cop must team up with the Mysterious Beast Force to find him and put a stop to the Extincter once and for all.
Axe Cop! Night mission!
Ow! Axe Cop, how much further?
- I think I got a pebble in my shoe.
- Thirteen and a half more steps.
- But we're in the middle of the forest.
- Shh! We're here.
Whoa whoa whoa, watch out
for the raccoon, Axe Cop.
- Those things are vicious!
- She is not vicious.
She is crying because she
is the only raccoon.
What do you mean, "only"?
Only one left.
She says bad hunters have
been sweeping the forests.
Wait, so this is the
last raccoon on Earth?
- Was the last raccoon.
- What? I'll chop your...
Our boss is just gonna love
adding you to his collection.
Who knows, maybe we'll go ahead
and skin you boys,
too, just for fun.
Chubby here might make a nice
rug for my ping-pong room.
Axe Cop, chop the net!
No need. Hoot!
What the heck?
Thank you, owl army.
Owl army? Where did all those cute
owls get those little axes from?
I've been training them to go
on night missions with me.
Since they're already
awake all night,
I knew they'd be
perfect for the job.
That's weird, I've never seen them
on one of your night missions.
They're ninjas. No one
sees them, Flute Cop.
Kevin, Roger, get this
raccoon to safety!
The rest of you, take Flute Cop
and I to the secret volcano.
- Why are we going to a secret volcano?
- To find Bigfoot.
Bigfoot? He's real?
Yes. And he'll know
who's behind all this.
Hoot!
Son of a gun, Bigfoot is real.
I wonder what else is.
One day, at the
scene of the fire,
the cop found the perfect axe.
That was the day he became...
Axe Cop.
I need a partner now.
So he had tryouts and
hired a partner.
My name is Flute Cop.
There are evil
babies on the loose!
I will chop your heads off!
There! The volcano!
Axe Cop, I am no volcanologist,
but aren't volcanoes too
hot to go inside of?
Not this volcano.
It's the secret hideout
of Bigfoot's team,
the Mysterious Beast Force.
A freak squad of mythical creatures
who protect all animals.
Hoot!
What's the secret password?
There's no time for
secret passwords.
Stand down, Jackalope.
It's just Axe Cop.
Ah!
Where's Bigfoot? I
need to talk to him.
- Gone, amigo. Missing.
- Missing?
We've been searching for him,
but all we could find
was his beast watch.
We fear he may have fallen
into the hands of...
The Extincter.
The Extincter.
That's the bad guy
who wants to make all
the animals go extinct.
Correct. He has a huge army of
animal brain-eating hunters.
They worship him like a god.
We've been tracking his
progress on the extinctometer.
Geez. This is awful. Oh no!
We just lost otters! But
that's my favorite animal.
We must find Bigfoot. We
can use his super jumps
and Bigfoot stomp attack
to defeat the Extincter.
How do we know that the Extincter
doesn't already have him?
Look. There's still one Bigfoot.
Flute Cop, you stay here and
monitor the extinctometer.
I don't know if I can handle this...
Ah! Flamingos are gone!
Beast Force... you're gonna
show me where you found this.
Yep, let's go!
Okay! I'll just be
here by myself,
watching all the animals die...
Huh? Look at you.
Poor little skunk.
Are you the last one of all?
Ah, you are so strong, so br...
Wait a second...
The extinctometer says that
all skunks are extinct!
Oh, whoa!
Axe Cop and the Beast
Force just left, boss.
Tracking them now.
Should lead us to
Bigfoot in no time.
I'm dispatching some of my
finest hunters as we speak.
I take it you enjoyed
the skunk brain?
Tasted terrible but it let me stink
up this place to great effect.
Peachy.
My hunters! It's time to
unveil the latest addition
to our hallowed
hall of extinction.
Allow me to present
the last platypus!
And now for the delicious part...
claiming its powers!
Soon we'll add the elusive last
Bigfoot to our collection.
Once I absorb his powers, no
one will be able to stop us
from finishing what we started.
Now, go! Take to the
wilderness, my brethren...
and shoot everything that moves!
You're sure this was the spot?
Yes, but we already
searched this area.
Hmm... now, if I was a Bigfoot,
where would I go so
no one could see me?
Only the best hiding place ever!
Behind a waterfall!
Gotcha! Tranq 'em, boys!
We checked everywhere.
Still no sign of Bigfoot.
Let's get these three back to the lodge.
We'll use 'em as Bigfoot bait.
What about Axe Cop?
- Hmm...
- Uh, disappeared. We lost him.
Eh, don't matter. Nobody wants
his stupid brain anyhow.
What the heck?
I gotta do something! Ah!
Ow!
- What?
- Axe Cop, we got a serious situation here.
I can't talk now. I'm
infiltrating the Extincter's base
- and trying to save all the animals.
- That's what I'm trying to tell you!
Almost all the animals
on Earth are dead!
And I was attacked
by a skunk man!
Flute Cop, take a bath
in tomato juice...
and wash your clothes
in chocolate milk.
That will neutralize the smell.
Extincter! Looks like
your hunters fell
for the oldest hunting
trick in the book...
- the decoy.
- Axe Cop. There you are.
I was just waiting for
your old chum Bigfoot
to show up and try
to save his friends,
but I'm getting a
little impatient.
Maybe I'll have a little
snack in the meantime.
- Help!
- Help!
After all, these three are
the last of their kind
and you practically
brought them right to me.
- Help!
- Help!
And they'll go quite nicely
with my Arctic tiger,
Spanish giraffe, kangaroo,
and all the others...
once I eat their brains.
- That's gross!
- No, it's not.
It's helping me become the
strongest, smartest animal on Earth.
And soon I'll be the only one.
- But why would you want to do that?
- Funny you should ask.
I used to love animals. In
fact, I worked at a ZOO.
But people got tired of seeing
the same old monkeys and lions.
Revenue declined.
So I went to the heads
of the ZOO with an idea.
I told them if we let some
of the boring species
go extinct, we could use the
brains of the last ones
to combine their
powers, create new,
better animals that people
would be excited to see.
But instead of thanking
me, they fired me!
And told me I wasn't allowed
to go to the ZOO ever again.
They even took away all my pet
animals, my only friends.
So I changed my plan a little.
I decided to get rid
of all the animals
and absorb their powers myself.
Put the ZOOs out of business.
Then I'd be the
only game in town.
The only animal on Earth.
And everyone would have to pay
to come and get a glimpse of me!
That's the dumbest plan I've ever heard.
I have a better plan.
Step one, I chop your head off.
You're gonna have a tough
time doing that, Axe Cop,
once I eat your friends'
brains and steal their powers.
Not if I eat them first. I
already removed their brains
while you were telling
your dumb backstory.
They're in my fist.
- What?
- I'll get you new brains. I promise.
Chupacabra leg!
Jackalope horns!
Nessie neck!
Mysterious Axe Beast!
Water buffalo,
gorilla fist, cobra!
Tree frog, antelope, hyena!
Porcupine attack!
You really think you can
defeat me, Axe Cop?
Yes. With the help of my super
secret animal weapon attack!
Hoot hoot hoot. Hoot.
You're friends with a hoot owl?
Oh, that's so cute.
Actually, I was talking
about Bigfoot.
- You found Bigfoot?
- Bigfoot no like you.
Bigfoot! Super
secret stomp attack!
- What the heck?
- Extincter, you just got extincted.
Well, you did it, buddy.
One question, though.
How did you manage
to bring all the dead forest
animals back to life?
I chopped the Extincter's
brain into tiny pieces
and had Uni-Man insert them
into all the animals he killed.
We even got the Beast
Force back together.
Uh... Mysterious Beast
Force assemble!
Ow! Axe Cop, how much further?
- I think I got a pebble in my shoe.
- Thirteen and a half more steps.
- But we're in the middle of the forest.
- Shh! We're here.
Whoa whoa whoa, watch out
for the raccoon, Axe Cop.
- Those things are vicious!
- She is not vicious.
She is crying because she
is the only raccoon.
What do you mean, "only"?
Only one left.
She says bad hunters have
been sweeping the forests.
Wait, so this is the
last raccoon on Earth?
- Was the last raccoon.
- What? I'll chop your...
Our boss is just gonna love
adding you to his collection.
Who knows, maybe we'll go ahead
and skin you boys,
too, just for fun.
Chubby here might make a nice
rug for my ping-pong room.
Axe Cop, chop the net!
No need. Hoot!
What the heck?
Thank you, owl army.
Owl army? Where did all those cute
owls get those little axes from?
I've been training them to go
on night missions with me.
Since they're already
awake all night,
I knew they'd be
perfect for the job.
That's weird, I've never seen them
on one of your night missions.
They're ninjas. No one
sees them, Flute Cop.
Kevin, Roger, get this
raccoon to safety!
The rest of you, take Flute Cop
and I to the secret volcano.
- Why are we going to a secret volcano?
- To find Bigfoot.
Bigfoot? He's real?
Yes. And he'll know
who's behind all this.
Hoot!
Son of a gun, Bigfoot is real.
I wonder what else is.
One day, at the
scene of the fire,
the cop found the perfect axe.
That was the day he became...
Axe Cop.
I need a partner now.
So he had tryouts and
hired a partner.
My name is Flute Cop.
There are evil
babies on the loose!
I will chop your heads off!
There! The volcano!
Axe Cop, I am no volcanologist,
but aren't volcanoes too
hot to go inside of?
Not this volcano.
It's the secret hideout
of Bigfoot's team,
the Mysterious Beast Force.
A freak squad of mythical creatures
who protect all animals.
Hoot!
What's the secret password?
There's no time for
secret passwords.
Stand down, Jackalope.
It's just Axe Cop.
Ah!
Where's Bigfoot? I
need to talk to him.
- Gone, amigo. Missing.
- Missing?
We've been searching for him,
but all we could find
was his beast watch.
We fear he may have fallen
into the hands of...
The Extincter.
The Extincter.
That's the bad guy
who wants to make all
the animals go extinct.
Correct. He has a huge army of
animal brain-eating hunters.
They worship him like a god.
We've been tracking his
progress on the extinctometer.
Geez. This is awful. Oh no!
We just lost otters! But
that's my favorite animal.
We must find Bigfoot. We
can use his super jumps
and Bigfoot stomp attack
to defeat the Extincter.
How do we know that the Extincter
doesn't already have him?
Look. There's still one Bigfoot.
Flute Cop, you stay here and
monitor the extinctometer.
I don't know if I can handle this...
Ah! Flamingos are gone!
Beast Force... you're gonna
show me where you found this.
Yep, let's go!
Okay! I'll just be
here by myself,
watching all the animals die...
Huh? Look at you.
Poor little skunk.
Are you the last one of all?
Ah, you are so strong, so br...
Wait a second...
The extinctometer says that
all skunks are extinct!
Oh, whoa!
Axe Cop and the Beast
Force just left, boss.
Tracking them now.
Should lead us to
Bigfoot in no time.
I'm dispatching some of my
finest hunters as we speak.
I take it you enjoyed
the skunk brain?
Tasted terrible but it let me stink
up this place to great effect.
Peachy.
My hunters! It's time to
unveil the latest addition
to our hallowed
hall of extinction.
Allow me to present
the last platypus!
And now for the delicious part...
claiming its powers!
Soon we'll add the elusive last
Bigfoot to our collection.
Once I absorb his powers, no
one will be able to stop us
from finishing what we started.
Now, go! Take to the
wilderness, my brethren...
and shoot everything that moves!
You're sure this was the spot?
Yes, but we already
searched this area.
Hmm... now, if I was a Bigfoot,
where would I go so
no one could see me?
Only the best hiding place ever!
Behind a waterfall!
Gotcha! Tranq 'em, boys!
We checked everywhere.
Still no sign of Bigfoot.
Let's get these three back to the lodge.
We'll use 'em as Bigfoot bait.
What about Axe Cop?
- Hmm...
- Uh, disappeared. We lost him.
Eh, don't matter. Nobody wants
his stupid brain anyhow.
What the heck?
I gotta do something! Ah!
Ow!
- What?
- Axe Cop, we got a serious situation here.
I can't talk now. I'm
infiltrating the Extincter's base
- and trying to save all the animals.
- That's what I'm trying to tell you!
Almost all the animals
on Earth are dead!
And I was attacked
by a skunk man!
Flute Cop, take a bath
in tomato juice...
and wash your clothes
in chocolate milk.
That will neutralize the smell.
Extincter! Looks like
your hunters fell
for the oldest hunting
trick in the book...
- the decoy.
- Axe Cop. There you are.
I was just waiting for
your old chum Bigfoot
to show up and try
to save his friends,
but I'm getting a
little impatient.
Maybe I'll have a little
snack in the meantime.
- Help!
- Help!
After all, these three are
the last of their kind
and you practically
brought them right to me.
- Help!
- Help!
And they'll go quite nicely
with my Arctic tiger,
Spanish giraffe, kangaroo,
and all the others...
once I eat their brains.
- That's gross!
- No, it's not.
It's helping me become the
strongest, smartest animal on Earth.
And soon I'll be the only one.
- But why would you want to do that?
- Funny you should ask.
I used to love animals. In
fact, I worked at a ZOO.
But people got tired of seeing
the same old monkeys and lions.
Revenue declined.
So I went to the heads
of the ZOO with an idea.
I told them if we let some
of the boring species
go extinct, we could use the
brains of the last ones
to combine their
powers, create new,
better animals that people
would be excited to see.
But instead of thanking
me, they fired me!
And told me I wasn't allowed
to go to the ZOO ever again.
They even took away all my pet
animals, my only friends.
So I changed my plan a little.
I decided to get rid
of all the animals
and absorb their powers myself.
Put the ZOOs out of business.
Then I'd be the
only game in town.
The only animal on Earth.
And everyone would have to pay
to come and get a glimpse of me!
That's the dumbest plan I've ever heard.
I have a better plan.
Step one, I chop your head off.
You're gonna have a tough
time doing that, Axe Cop,
once I eat your friends'
brains and steal their powers.
Not if I eat them first. I
already removed their brains
while you were telling
your dumb backstory.
They're in my fist.
- What?
- I'll get you new brains. I promise.
Chupacabra leg!
Jackalope horns!
Nessie neck!
Mysterious Axe Beast!
Water buffalo,
gorilla fist, cobra!
Tree frog, antelope, hyena!
Porcupine attack!
You really think you can
defeat me, Axe Cop?
Yes. With the help of my super
secret animal weapon attack!
Hoot hoot hoot. Hoot.
You're friends with a hoot owl?
Oh, that's so cute.
Actually, I was talking
about Bigfoot.
- You found Bigfoot?
- Bigfoot no like you.
Bigfoot! Super
secret stomp attack!
- What the heck?
- Extincter, you just got extincted.
Well, you did it, buddy.
One question, though.
How did you manage
to bring all the dead forest
animals back to life?
I chopped the Extincter's
brain into tiny pieces
and had Uni-Man insert them
into all the animals he killed.
We even got the Beast
Force back together.
Uh... Mysterious Beast
Force assemble!