Austin & Ally (2011–2016): Season 4, Episode 10 - Dancers & Ditzes - full transcript

Hey, we should do something special
for our anniversary this year.

We totally should!

Ooh! Picnic in a
hot air balloon?

I meant me and Ally.

Oh. Her.

Yeah, "her."

Wait, which anniversary are we celebrating?
The day we met?

No, not the day we met.

It should be the day
we started dating.

The first time or
the second time?

I'm not sure.



Why don't we just pick a random
day that has no special meaning?

Like, uh, November 29th.

That's my birthday.

Duh.

Now it'll be extra special.

Love you.

Guess who got Ally a gig
performing at this year's MVMA's?

I'm a little tired of
your guessing games.

Just tell us who
got her the gig!

Trish, that's incredible!

I can't believe I'll be performing
at the Miami video music awards.

You have to come up with
something really cool, Ally.

The MVMA's are all about the
big, over-the-top performances.

Last year, Katy Perry did the
splits on top of a rhino.



And then the rhino did the
splits on top of an elephant!

Doing the splits
isn't that hard.

Here, let me help.

So, then you jump on the
dancing clown's shoulders

just before the lion gets a
chance to bite your head off.

Or, we'll fill the whole
place up with water,

and do a swim dance
with a shark.

I like that you're
both thinking big,

but maybe we should stick to something
a little less life-threatening.

Uh. If I could just build
on what Ally's saying,

your ideas are terrible,
and we're not doing them.

Hey, guys!

I'm going back to L.A. tomorrow,

- so I made goodbye smoothies.
- Ooh.

They have blueberries,
bananas, and my tears.

I couldn't stop crying
while I was making them.

- No thanks.
- Not thirsty.

- I'm good.
- I'll take one.

Mmm.

Salty.

It's too bad you can't stay
for the MVMA's next week.

Oh, I'd love to go.

I'd be able to see my
favorite singer perform.

Oh, thanks!

Oh, you're performing, too?

I was talking about Becky G.

Hey, I have an idea of how you
could stay in town longer.

It's an award show.

You could be the girl that hands all
the trophies to all the winners.

Yeah! I'll be the
trophy-passer-outer!

Yay! You're staying
in town longer!

Um, I hate to ruin
such a sweet moment,

but you can't just decide to
be the trophy-passer-outer.

They have to hire
you to do that.

Aww.

Guess you're going back to L.A.

But I'm not ready
to say goodbye.

Here we go again.

Maybe I can call the producers
and get Carrie an audition?

Oh, that would be great!
You'll nail it!

All you have to do is look pretty
and hand things to people.

I can hand things to people.

Here's your award.

One more.

Here's your award.

One more.

Here's your award.

One more.

Well, she looks pretty.

Here's your award.

One more.

Thanks for getting Carrie the audition.
I hope she gets it.

If she doesn't, she has
to go back to L.A.

Then it'll just be me and you
hanging out all the time.

Please don't drop the trophy,
please don't drop the trophy...

Next!

I did it!

Yes! I knew she could do it.

I mean, her name's "Carrie."

She was named after the
word for carrying stuff.

I've made my decision.

This photo represents the girl

who will be the MVMA's next
top trophy-passer-outer.

Carrie!

You did it, babe!

Now you get to stay in Miami
for another two weeks.

Boop.

Way to walk 10 feet without
dropping anything.

Thanks. I used a
secret technique.

Glue.

What are you gonna do
the night of the show?

How are you gonna give the winners their
trophies if it's glued to your hands?

Huh. I guess I wasn't thinking.

So, what else is new?

Eh, not much.

I'm taking DJ lessons.

Ally!

Sheila Berman.

Super psyched you're gonna
be performing this year.

- Oh, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

Me and Ally have been
working on a lot of ideas.

I'm gonna do a
huge dance number.

I'm gonna have backup dancers, and
cool costumes, and special effects.

It's gonna be a
performance to remember.

Yeah, that's all great.

I just have one teeny-tiny note.

You won't be doing any of that.

- Say what now?
- Come again?

You're Ally Dawson.

You're not a huge
dance number girl.

You're a "sit at the
piano and sing" girl.

- But I...
- Sorry, nobody wants to see you dance.

Good talk.

What exactly was good
about that talk?

No. No. No.

No!

Um, excuse me Sheila, can we
talk about my performance?

Oh, the one were you sit at the
piano and sing and do nothing else?

Uh, about that.

I don't want to appear
ungrateful, but I would

appreciate it if you at least gave me
a chance to show you what I can do.

I've seen what you can do.
You're the Ally way girl.

I know a lot of people think that,
but I've come a long way since then.

The MVMA's is my chance to let everyone
know I can do a lot more than just

this.

That's the one. Always
makes me laugh.

Me too.

Me and Ally can put together
a really great routine

that will blow everyone away.

I'll tell you what. No.

Come on, Sheila.

Give us a couple of days.

Let Ally come back and show you
the performance she wants to do.

I know she can change your mind.

What have you got to lose?

Fine.

Come back Friday, but it better
not be a waste of my time.

Good talk.

Okay. So, we have a few
days to prove to her

that I can pull off a
huge dance number.

Either you'll have a great
routine for the show,

or we'll have a really funny
video of you dancing badly.

It's a win-win!

Look, Ally.

If we wanna prove to the world
that you're the real deal,

we have to step things up.

You'll need some cool moves.
Like this.

Okay, Carrie. I vouched for you.

So, you better not embarrass me.

Dez, you have one week to teach her
how to carry a trophy 10 feet.

Okay, Carrie.

I bought a bunch of cheap
trophies to practice with.

If we work together, there's
nothing we can't do.

Really? Can you teach
me how to fly?

Okay, there's one
thing we can't do.

Oh, sorry, sorry!

It's cool. It didn't hurt.

You can do it, babe.

Left foot, right foot.

Great. One more
time from the top?

Again?

Okay. I can do this.

Ally!

Okay, I'm up!

I did it, I did it!

One out of 50. Getting better.

And the award for best
performance goes to Ally.

Aww.

Number one grandpa?

Ooh, can I have that?

I know the perfect
person to give that to.

My mom.

Oh, I know I can do better.

I'm gonna take a break and
then practice some more.

I don't think she's gonna
be ready by tomorrow.

I guess you have to tell her she's
gonna have to scrap her big dance

and stick to singing
a song at the piano.

I can't tell her that.

You tell her.
You're her manager.

You tell her. You're
her dance teacher.

I can't tell her,
I'm her boyfriend.

Well, I can't tell her,
I'm her best friend.

Ooh, ooh! Can I tell her?

No!

Aww.

I guess we'll just have to
figure something else out.

- Hey, Ally.
- What'cha doing?

The audition's in a
couple of hours.

I'm just trying to
relax and decompress.

- Huh.
- Oh.

How long are you
gonna do that for?

Uh, not sure. The main thing
is that I need total silence.

So, that's relaxing, huh?

Dez, stop talking.

Ally needs complete quiet.

Thank you, Austin.

Is it working now?

You know what...

Maybe I'll do this
somewhere you guys aren't.

Guess who's got bad news.

Is everything okay?

What's going on?

Sheila just called and
canceled your audition.

- What?
- Really?

Oh, come on.

Wait, why? What did she say?

She just wants you to
do a song on piano.

I tried, but she wouldn't budge.

She's not gonna even give me a
chance to show her what I can do?

Sorry, Ally.

You know what?

I'm gonna call her and ask
why she changed her mind.

- You don't wanna do that.
- Uh, we shouldn't cause trouble.

Hey, Ally, there's really
no point in calling.

Besides, she's a big time producer,
there's no way she's gonna answer...

Sheila Berman.

Hi, Sheila, this is Ally Dawson.

I think you owe me an explanation
as to why you canceled my audition.

Uh, I didn't cancel
your audition.

Trish called me and said you were
canceling because you weren't ready.

Uh, Sheila, I'm gonna
have to call you back.

Good talk.

I'm sorry, Ally, but we were
just trying to protect you.

We?

Sorry.

I just didn't think we had
time to get it right.

I don't want you to
embarrass yourself.

Wow.

I guess if you all feel that way about
my performance, then maybe it's true.

I can't do it. Thanks for sparing
me all that embarrassment.

Wow.

You guys stink at
delivering bad news.

You gotta be more direct.

Like me, just now, when I said you
stink at delivering bad news.

Welcome to the 13th annual
Miami video music awards!

Thanks again for helping
Carrie get this gig.

You're a good friend.

Well, not to Ally.

You were really horrible to her.

I was just trying
to protect her.

Hey, don't get all defensive.

I'm just trying
to say thank you.

Hey, guys.

Aww, flowers for me?

No. I got them for Ally.

Oh. Her.

But I guess you might
as well take them.

She wouldn't let me
in her dressing room.

I can't believe Ally's
still not talking to us.

It's been days!

I feel terrible.

We made the right decision.

Not every singer has
to be a great dancer.

I know, but she's never
been this mad at me.

What if she never
talks to me again?

So, I can still have
those flowers, right?

Ladies and gentlemen, once more,
please, silence all cell phones.

Hey, babe.

Aww, you got me flowers?

Huh?

Oh, right. Yup. They're for you.

I wasn't gonna put them in the
empty vase next to my bathtub...

So, are you ready
to go out there?

I think so.

You'll be great.

As long as you remember
the code we came up with.

P.U.T.W.A.S. W.T.D.D.T.H.T.T.W.

Right.

Pick up trophy. Walk
across stage with trophy.

Don't drop trophy.
Hand trophy to winner.

T.M.G.

That's my girl.

Oh!

And the award for most epic video
co-starring a wild animal goes to...

Chandelier Baker!

This is it, babe. Go get 'em!

Ladies and gentlemen,
Ally Dawson.

That was amazing, Ally.

I always thought of you as
just the Ally way girl,

but you killed it out there.

Thanks, Becky G.

I'm such a big fan.

You know, people used
to call me "Ally D."

Okay, nobody used
to call me that.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Ally, that was amazing!
- That was so good!

Wait, wait, not so fast.

I'm still upset that you
guys didn't believe in me.

I was really hurt
by what you did.

Ally, I'm so sorry I
ever doubted you.

Me too.

I'm sorry I went
behind your back,

but I swear we were just
trying to help you.

I know. I get it.

You know, when I found out
what you did, I was so mad.

It motivated me to push
myself and get it together.

So, if I tell you you can't do
something, it makes you want to do it?

Well, I bet you can't do my math homework
and bake me a batch of cupcakes?

Not gonna happen. Nice try.

So, we're good?

Welcome back.

It's time to announce the
final award of the evening.

The nominees for most epic
video of the year are...

Heart Potato, Tiny Tina K.

Bouncy Bouncy, Willis,
featuring Glow Baby.

And You plus Me equals We

by Marshall Frumpkin and the
Frumpkin Family singers.

And... the... winner... is...

Marshall Frumpkin and the
Frumpkin Family singers!

Oh, no! There are
like, 10 Frumpkins!

I can't carry 10 trophies.

You can if I carry you.

Hop up.

Load her up, Trish.

Why didn't you just
wheel the trophies out?

That's why they
were on that cart.

Oh...

Thank you. It's been a great
show, and here to close it out,

performing her hit song can't
stop dancing, is Becky G.!

Guys, look at this! I'm
all over the Internet!

Your MVMA performance has even more
hits than the sneezing panda video.

I still can't believe
how amazing you were.

I wanna watch it again.

Ooh. Looks like the panda's
newborn baby just sneezed.

Guess you're back to number two.

Eh, oh well.

I had my nanosecond in the sun.

Achoo!

Aww!

Achoo!

Aww!

Achoo!

Aww!

Achoo!