Austin & Ally (2011–2016): Season 3, Episode 3 - Presidents & Problems - full transcript
Following the last show of Austin's tour, the gang does some sight-seeing.
Subs created by: David Coleman.
Guys, guys, get up! Come on, we're
gonna be late for the ceremony!
What? Hurry!
- Austin, you can't be late today.
- Come on!
This is a big deal!
The American Parent Association is
giving you a teen role model award.
Yeah, and role models are
always on time. Let's go!
- Dez, hurry up! We're gonna be late!
- Oh no, no, we're not.
I changed the time on the clocks so
there would be no way we'd oversleep.
What? Wait, so it's not 10:00?
Nope, it's 4:00 A.M.
You're welcome.
Great! Now I'm wide awake.
There's no way I'll get
back to sleep now.
Yeah, me either. We may
as well have breakfast.
Pbbt!
I can't believe last night was
the final show of your tour.
Yeah, I'm kinda sad.
My first tour is over.
It's been fun traveling around.
We've been to 23
different states.
24 if you count us being
here in Washington, D.C.
I don't. It's not a state.
Nobody likes a
know-it-all, Ally.
Look, I bought a headband in every single
city so I wouldn't forget a thing.
Remember Vegas?
Oh, nice!
I did the same thing, only I
got T-shirts in every city.
But they're all
just plain white.
How do you know the difference?
Aw!
And, Ally, I have a
surprise for you.
Since you weren't with
us for most of the tour,
I've collected tea cups
from every city for you.
Thanks, Trish. I love them.
Pretty, but useless.
I bought a souvenir bowling
ball at every stop.
Pretty and useful.
Oh man!
Ally, your teacup scratched
my bowling ball. Oh!
♪ When the crowd wants more,
I bring on the thunder.
♪ 'Cause you've got my back,
and I'm not going under.
♪ You're my point,
you're my guard.
♪ You're the perfect chord.
♪ And I see our names
together on every billboard.
♪ We're headed for the
top, we've got it on lock.
♪ We'll make 'em say "hey!"
♪ And we'll keep rockin'.
♪ Oh, there's no way I
could make it without ya.
♪ Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
♪ It's no fun when
you're doing it solo.
♪ With you it's like, "whoa".
Yeah, and I know.
♪ I own this dream.
♪ 'Cause I got you with me.
♪ There's no way I could
make it without ya.
♪ Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
That was awesome.
- That was a really nice ceremony.
- Woo!
Yeah. Who knew that being a teen role model
would score me an actual gold medal?
Oh, I'm sure it's not
a real gold medal.
Probably just chocolate
covered with gold foil.
Ow.
Okay. It's real.
What's with the
negative energy, Dez?
Are you jealous of
Austin's award?
Pfft!
Course not. It's just
some stupid gold medal.
But can I have it?! I've
never won a medal before.
Sorry, bud, but this is
going on my trophy shelf.
Right next to my empty spot for my
first record of the year award.
Got a lot of empty spots
on my trophy shelf too...
Because I've never won anything.
Now give it to me!
Trish. You've been checking your
phone all morning. What's up?
I'm working on something
super exciting for tonight.
I want it to be a big surprise, so
I'm not gonna say another word.
Cool. I love surprises.
Okay, it involves
Austin performing!
For a really famous person
at a once-in-lifetime event!
Way to not say another word.
Well, Ally was badgering me.
So who's the famous person?
What's the special event?
What part of "I want it to be a big
surprise" didn't you understand?
So, what do we wanna do
on our last day in D.C.?
Funny you should ask.
I've put together an itinerary
of really fun things to do.
Pfft! That fact that you
used the word "itinerary"
already means it's
not gonna be fun.
But it will be.
I found a slew of
exciting options!
The I.R.S. headquarters,
the National Archives...
And get this... John Philip
Sousa's birth house.
This is why we never
let you pick.
- I want to go shopping.
- I want to go to a water park.
Okay, fine, we'll compromise.
We'll go to the
Smithsonian museum.
How is a museum a compromise?
Because they have lots of movie
memorabilia for you guys.
And the most comprehensive collection
of First Lady bobble heads,
for cool kids like me and Trish.
Wait till you see this.
In 1913, Ford invented
the moving assembly
line and introduced it
at his Detroit plant.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Actually, modern scholars don't believe
Ford invented the assembly line.
It was four of his employees.
Ooh!
Well, did you think this was
audience participation time?
It's not.
Ooh!
And I will continue the tour if
that's okay with Mrs. Know-It-All.
Since I'm a single female,
technically, I'm a Ms. Know-It-All.
- Ooh...
- Ah!
Since you are so well informed, maybe you
should be the one giving the tours, hmm?
I'm going on break.
Well, I hope you don't break
anything on your break. Ooh!
Nothing? Nobody?
With the Pony Express, it took 10 days
to get from Missouri to California.
Pony Express?
More like turtle express.
Am I right?
And that corny joke
concludes our tour.
I'll take your money now.
Exact change is appreciated.
I can't believe people are
paying us money for this tour.
Oh, no one's paying
you anything.
Wait, it's too quiet.
Where's Dez?
Over by that antique stuff.
And you left him there alone?!
- Dez!
- What? I didn't touch anything.
I couldn't. Trish handcuffed
my hands to my pants.
Don't make me regret
taking these off.
Guys, you've got to check
out the movie exhibits!
There's tons of cool stuff!
Whoa! That's Michael
Jackson's jacket!
Hee-hee!
And those are the boxing gloves
from the "Rocky" movies.
"Yo, Adrian! We did it!"
Austin, you're not supposed
to be touching stuff.
Hold the ketchup.
Are those the original silver
shoes from "the Wizard Of Oz"?
Yeah, what gives?
I thought they were supposed
to be ruby colored.
In the movie.
Real fans know that in the book
and the play they were silver.
Ooh! I'm gonna add that
on my next museum tour.
Cool! You put on Dorothy's shoes
and the Wicked Witch's socks.
- The socks are mine.
- Wow.
You wear some crazy clothes.
Austin, you need to
take those shoes off.
- Why? You think I'm gonna ruin 'em?
- No, I wanna try 'em on.
- Uh-oh, they're stuck.
- Your feet must've swelled.
Or the shoe must've shrunk.
Either way, this is bad.
We are gonna get in
so much trouble.
This is why we don't
touch stuff, young man.
Exactly! You, Sir,
are no role model.
Ha!
So what are we gonna do?
Well, first things first, we have to find
you a sparkly dress to go with those shoes.
Because this is a fashion don't.
Don't! Stop it!
- Sorry.
- Sorry sorry sorry sorry.
Guys!
Oh. Sorry sorry.
Sorry sorry sorry.
We have to get these shoes
off before we get busted.
Yeah, people will
think you're a thief.
Yeah, you can't have that
kind of bad publicity.
How about we cut the shoes off?
Dez, no. We can't
damage the shoes.
They're the only pair in the world. They
must be worth, like, a million dollars.
Is it me, or do they just keep
getting prettier and prettier?
Guys, what are we gonna do?
Well, if we can't cut the shoes
off, there's only one option left.
Austin, we're cutting
off your feet.
- Stay away from me.
- Okay, Dez.
- Calm down, it'll be fine.
- Austin. Dez, Dez, Dez.
We can't cut his feet off.
We'll get blood all over the
shoes and they'll be worthless.
- Ah!
- And I'll have no feet!
Well, yeah, that too.
What if we all try to
pull them off together?
- Okay.
- It'd be easier if we cut off his feet.
- Okay.
- One, two...
Three! Whoa!
- Hey! Get the horse! Pick up the horse.
- No no no!
Okay okay.
Come on, buddy.
Oh, look, there's a head.
There's a head.
Take the head.
Ah!
There's ahead! Guys,
guys, take...
- Whoa whoa whoa. Move!
- Go go!
Okay.
Come on, help me here. Help me here.
Help me here.
- Buddy.
- Whoa!
- We're done. We're good. We're good.
- What's going on here?
I didn't hear anybody
crash into the exhibit.
What exhibit?
What happened to
the Pony Express?
Uh, the Curator
just replaced it...
With this new exhibit.
About the legend of the
horse-headed Cowboy.
Who?
Um, are you telling me you've
never heard of Henry horse-head?
Hmm... because that's something
else I know that you don't.
Of course I know
all about the...
With, uh...
Please don't tell my boss.
Henry!
Oh!
Well, we've gotta do something before
someone notices the shoes are missing.
Let's not panic.
If someone noticed the shoes were missing,
we'd be hearing an alarm right now.
Like that one.
- Uh...
- Maybe it's not about the shoes.
The silver shoes from "the
Wizard Of Oz" have been stolen!
I repeat; The silver
shoes have been stolen!
Okay, time for Plan Z.
We'll slather Austin's feet with butter
from this colonial butter churner.
That thing is 200 years old. There's no
way there's gonna be butter in there.
Hey, look at that.
Trust me. This is gonna work.
See? My fingers are in.
- Uh-oh! My fingers are stuck!
- Seriously? Get 'em out!
Somebody do something!
Don't worry. You'll still have
about six or seven fingers left.
Ah.
Mmm.
Anyone know where I can
find a 200-year-old bagel?
The shoes are still stuck.
I give up. I'm gonna go
back out there and confess.
Just tell the museum officials
it was just an innocent mistake.
I'm sure they'll
totally understand.
We totally do not understand why
anyone would steal the shoes.
But whoever did it!
We will hunt them down and show them
no mercy, just like Henry horse-head.
Well, we can't confess now...
there's police and reporters.
Well, at least no
one thinks it's us.
Hey!
- Uh...
- Oh!
I saw you guys near the movie exhibits.
Maybe you stole the shoes.
How dare you accuse us?
This is Austin Moon, teen
role model of the year.
Yeah, they don't give medals like
these to people who steal stuff.
- Dez, I need my medal.
- What medal?
I wasn't accusing you. I was just wondering
if you saw... anyone suspicious.
Uh, the only person we saw...
- Was you.
- Ooh.
Of course. I mean,
I'm not a suspect.
That's crazy.
By the way, the museum
is offering a big reward
to whoever helps us find
the silver shoe stealer.
Wow, that is hard to say.
Exactly how big of a reward?
Trish!
What if we glue the
shoes to the ground and
tie Austin to the back
of the tour bus and...
Next idea.
Well, think fast, because it's all over the
Internet that someone stole the shoes.
Yeah, look at the comments.
"Whoever stole the shoes
doesn't deserve a medal".
And should give it to his
best friend instead".
Says Dez in Miami.
What? Must be another
Dez in Miami.
But he does make a good point.
Maybe we should leave
right now and head home.
We'll find someone there
to remove the shoes
then mail them back to
the museum anonymously.
Good idea let's get out of here.
Ooh! Shh! Shh!
This is important.
Hello, this is Trish De La Rosa,
superstar manager to the stars.
Really? Oh! Really?
Oh, fantabulous!
See you soon.
- What's with the "really? Really?"
- And the "fantabulous"?
And the...
Remember that huge surprise
I've been working on?
Well, Austin is going to be playing
a very special V.I.P. show tonight.
Buy I can't. We have to leave town
before anyone sees me in these shoes.
You don't have a choice.
This concert's for the President
of The United States!
- The President?
- Are you serious?
The leader of the free world
wants to see me perform?
Yes. He's a big fan of
yours because you're
such a positive role
model for young people.
Wait. What are we gonna
do about the shoes?!
Calm down! Don't freak out!
Just to be clear, we are talking about the
President of these here United States?
Yes.
Okay. Now we can freak out.
I'll go first.
The concert for the
President is an hour.
We'll never get those
shoes off in time.
I can't cancel on the President.
Is that even legal?
Well, you can't
perform like that.
The entire planet is looking
for the silver shoe stealer.
Man, that is hard to say.
Silver shoe stealer.
- Silver... shilver...
- Shilver... silver s...
Guys, focus! Someone tell me
they've got a great idea.
I've got a great idea!
Okay, let me rephrase that.
Someone actually have a great idea and
then tell me they've got a great idea.
Oh.
Wait. I think I
have a great idea.
- You do?
- Oh yeah.
It's so good, people are never gonna know
Austin was the stilver shoe stealer.
Thought I had it.
- Silver shoe stealer.
- Shiver... shilver shoe stealer.
- Shiver slew silver shoe stealer.
- Silver shoe...
Look at him. He looks so...
Presidential.
Fingers crossed this works.
Fingers, toes, arms,
legs and eyes.
Some of the greatest singers in the
world have performed for the President.
Those are some really
big shoes to fill.
So I thought I'd wear
some really big shoes.
♪ Don't look down,
down, down, down.
♪ Don't look down,
down, down, down.
♪ Don't look down,
down, down, down...
Shoe!
Shoe!
- Oh!
- I'm all right!
I'm all right!
No, it's okay.
It's okay. He's okay.
Is that one of the missing
shoes from the museum?
Yes, Mr. President, it is.
And here's the other one.
I was goofing around and
tried them on and...
When they got stuck on my feet,
I didn't know what to do.
I'm really sorry.
Now this is very serious matter.
I know and I deserve
to be punished.
I guess I should give back my medal,
because I'm a terrible role model.
Everyone makes mistakes but it takes
a real role model to admit it.
And accept responsibility.
Austin, you're a good kid.
So as President of these
here United States...
I hereby pardon you
from any punishment.
Wow! Thank you, Mr. President.
Thank me with a great show
once we get those shoes off.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
Uh, Sir?
While you're passing
out pardons...
Someone may have slightly
scratched your limo while
trying to take a picture of
themselves in the back seat.
Then someone's gonna
have to pay for that.
Oh!
Too bad I didn't get a
good look at that someone.
♪ I'm walking on a thin line.
♪ And my hands are tied.
♪ Got nowhere to hide.
♪ I'm standing at a crossroads.
♪ Don't know where to go.
♪ Feeling so exposed.
♪ Yeah, I'm caught in between.
♪ Where I'm going and
where I've been.
♪ But know there's
no turning back.
♪ But know there's
no turning back.
♪ Yeah!
♪ Yeah!
♪ It's like I'm
balanced on the edge.
♪ It's like I'm
hanging by a thread.
♪ But I'm so gonna push ahead.
♪ So I tell myself.
♪ Yeah, I tell myself.
♪ Don't look down,
down, down, down.
♪ Don't look down,
down, down, down.
♪ Don't look down,
down, down, down.
♪ Don't look down,
down, down, down.
♪ It'd be so easy, just to run.
♪ It'd be so easy,
to just give up.
♪ No turning back.
♪ It's like I'm
balanced on the edge.
♪ It's like I'm
hanging by a thread.
♪ But I'm so gonna push ahead.
♪ So I tell myself,
yeah, I tell myself.
♪ Don't look down,
down, down, down.
♪ Don't look down,
down, down, down.
♪ Don't look down,
down, down, down.
♪ Don't look down,
down, down, down.
Austin, I just wanna thank you
again for a wonderful show.
I even saw the Speaker of the
House doing the funky chicken.
Yeah, I saw that too, Sir.
Wish I hadn't.
Now, Dez, I wanna talk
to you for a moment.
Me, Sir?
- What did I do?
- Oh, don't play dumb.
The President probably figured out
you're the one who scratched his limo.
Trish, I know it was you.
You'll never catch me.
Dez, I wanna thank you for saving
me from that giant flying sneaker.
And for that act of bravery, I
present you with this medal.
Too nice.
Least expensive...
Ah, That will do!
It was an honor, Sir.
Yes! I finally got a medal!
Oh!
- No. Please let me go.
- Oh, okay.
Now I'm off to see the new exhibit
about Henry, the horse-headed Cowboy.
Oh, you know that's just a myth, Mr.
President.
Uh, Ally, nobody
likes a know-it-all.
Guys, guys, get up! Come on, we're
gonna be late for the ceremony!
What? Hurry!
- Austin, you can't be late today.
- Come on!
This is a big deal!
The American Parent Association is
giving you a teen role model award.
Yeah, and role models are
always on time. Let's go!
- Dez, hurry up! We're gonna be late!
- Oh no, no, we're not.
I changed the time on the clocks so
there would be no way we'd oversleep.
What? Wait, so it's not 10:00?
Nope, it's 4:00 A.M.
You're welcome.
Great! Now I'm wide awake.
There's no way I'll get
back to sleep now.
Yeah, me either. We may
as well have breakfast.
Pbbt!
I can't believe last night was
the final show of your tour.
Yeah, I'm kinda sad.
My first tour is over.
It's been fun traveling around.
We've been to 23
different states.
24 if you count us being
here in Washington, D.C.
I don't. It's not a state.
Nobody likes a
know-it-all, Ally.
Look, I bought a headband in every single
city so I wouldn't forget a thing.
Remember Vegas?
Oh, nice!
I did the same thing, only I
got T-shirts in every city.
But they're all
just plain white.
How do you know the difference?
Aw!
And, Ally, I have a
surprise for you.
Since you weren't with
us for most of the tour,
I've collected tea cups
from every city for you.
Thanks, Trish. I love them.
Pretty, but useless.
I bought a souvenir bowling
ball at every stop.
Pretty and useful.
Oh man!
Ally, your teacup scratched
my bowling ball. Oh!
♪ When the crowd wants more,
I bring on the thunder.
♪ 'Cause you've got my back,
and I'm not going under.
♪ You're my point,
you're my guard.
♪ You're the perfect chord.
♪ And I see our names
together on every billboard.
♪ We're headed for the
top, we've got it on lock.
♪ We'll make 'em say "hey!"
♪ And we'll keep rockin'.
♪ Oh, there's no way I
could make it without ya.
♪ Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
♪ It's no fun when
you're doing it solo.
♪ With you it's like, "whoa".
Yeah, and I know.
♪ I own this dream.
♪ 'Cause I got you with me.
♪ There's no way I could
make it without ya.
♪ Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
That was awesome.
- That was a really nice ceremony.
- Woo!
Yeah. Who knew that being a teen role model
would score me an actual gold medal?
Oh, I'm sure it's not
a real gold medal.
Probably just chocolate
covered with gold foil.
Ow.
Okay. It's real.
What's with the
negative energy, Dez?
Are you jealous of
Austin's award?
Pfft!
Course not. It's just
some stupid gold medal.
But can I have it?! I've
never won a medal before.
Sorry, bud, but this is
going on my trophy shelf.
Right next to my empty spot for my
first record of the year award.
Got a lot of empty spots
on my trophy shelf too...
Because I've never won anything.
Now give it to me!
Trish. You've been checking your
phone all morning. What's up?
I'm working on something
super exciting for tonight.
I want it to be a big surprise, so
I'm not gonna say another word.
Cool. I love surprises.
Okay, it involves
Austin performing!
For a really famous person
at a once-in-lifetime event!
Way to not say another word.
Well, Ally was badgering me.
So who's the famous person?
What's the special event?
What part of "I want it to be a big
surprise" didn't you understand?
So, what do we wanna do
on our last day in D.C.?
Funny you should ask.
I've put together an itinerary
of really fun things to do.
Pfft! That fact that you
used the word "itinerary"
already means it's
not gonna be fun.
But it will be.
I found a slew of
exciting options!
The I.R.S. headquarters,
the National Archives...
And get this... John Philip
Sousa's birth house.
This is why we never
let you pick.
- I want to go shopping.
- I want to go to a water park.
Okay, fine, we'll compromise.
We'll go to the
Smithsonian museum.
How is a museum a compromise?
Because they have lots of movie
memorabilia for you guys.
And the most comprehensive collection
of First Lady bobble heads,
for cool kids like me and Trish.
Wait till you see this.
In 1913, Ford invented
the moving assembly
line and introduced it
at his Detroit plant.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Actually, modern scholars don't believe
Ford invented the assembly line.
It was four of his employees.
Ooh!
Well, did you think this was
audience participation time?
It's not.
Ooh!
And I will continue the tour if
that's okay with Mrs. Know-It-All.
Since I'm a single female,
technically, I'm a Ms. Know-It-All.
- Ooh...
- Ah!
Since you are so well informed, maybe you
should be the one giving the tours, hmm?
I'm going on break.
Well, I hope you don't break
anything on your break. Ooh!
Nothing? Nobody?
With the Pony Express, it took 10 days
to get from Missouri to California.
Pony Express?
More like turtle express.
Am I right?
And that corny joke
concludes our tour.
I'll take your money now.
Exact change is appreciated.
I can't believe people are
paying us money for this tour.
Oh, no one's paying
you anything.
Wait, it's too quiet.
Where's Dez?
Over by that antique stuff.
And you left him there alone?!
- Dez!
- What? I didn't touch anything.
I couldn't. Trish handcuffed
my hands to my pants.
Don't make me regret
taking these off.
Guys, you've got to check
out the movie exhibits!
There's tons of cool stuff!
Whoa! That's Michael
Jackson's jacket!
Hee-hee!
And those are the boxing gloves
from the "Rocky" movies.
"Yo, Adrian! We did it!"
Austin, you're not supposed
to be touching stuff.
Hold the ketchup.
Are those the original silver
shoes from "the Wizard Of Oz"?
Yeah, what gives?
I thought they were supposed
to be ruby colored.
In the movie.
Real fans know that in the book
and the play they were silver.
Ooh! I'm gonna add that
on my next museum tour.
Cool! You put on Dorothy's shoes
and the Wicked Witch's socks.
- The socks are mine.
- Wow.
You wear some crazy clothes.
Austin, you need to
take those shoes off.
- Why? You think I'm gonna ruin 'em?
- No, I wanna try 'em on.
- Uh-oh, they're stuck.
- Your feet must've swelled.
Or the shoe must've shrunk.
Either way, this is bad.
We are gonna get in
so much trouble.
This is why we don't
touch stuff, young man.
Exactly! You, Sir,
are no role model.
Ha!
So what are we gonna do?
Well, first things first, we have to find
you a sparkly dress to go with those shoes.
Because this is a fashion don't.
Don't! Stop it!
- Sorry.
- Sorry sorry sorry sorry.
Guys!
Oh. Sorry sorry.
Sorry sorry sorry.
We have to get these shoes
off before we get busted.
Yeah, people will
think you're a thief.
Yeah, you can't have that
kind of bad publicity.
How about we cut the shoes off?
Dez, no. We can't
damage the shoes.
They're the only pair in the world. They
must be worth, like, a million dollars.
Is it me, or do they just keep
getting prettier and prettier?
Guys, what are we gonna do?
Well, if we can't cut the shoes
off, there's only one option left.
Austin, we're cutting
off your feet.
- Stay away from me.
- Okay, Dez.
- Calm down, it'll be fine.
- Austin. Dez, Dez, Dez.
We can't cut his feet off.
We'll get blood all over the
shoes and they'll be worthless.
- Ah!
- And I'll have no feet!
Well, yeah, that too.
What if we all try to
pull them off together?
- Okay.
- It'd be easier if we cut off his feet.
- Okay.
- One, two...
Three! Whoa!
- Hey! Get the horse! Pick up the horse.
- No no no!
Okay okay.
Come on, buddy.
Oh, look, there's a head.
There's a head.
Take the head.
Ah!
There's ahead! Guys,
guys, take...
- Whoa whoa whoa. Move!
- Go go!
Okay.
Come on, help me here. Help me here.
Help me here.
- Buddy.
- Whoa!
- We're done. We're good. We're good.
- What's going on here?
I didn't hear anybody
crash into the exhibit.
What exhibit?
What happened to
the Pony Express?
Uh, the Curator
just replaced it...
With this new exhibit.
About the legend of the
horse-headed Cowboy.
Who?
Um, are you telling me you've
never heard of Henry horse-head?
Hmm... because that's something
else I know that you don't.
Of course I know
all about the...
With, uh...
Please don't tell my boss.
Henry!
Oh!
Well, we've gotta do something before
someone notices the shoes are missing.
Let's not panic.
If someone noticed the shoes were missing,
we'd be hearing an alarm right now.
Like that one.
- Uh...
- Maybe it's not about the shoes.
The silver shoes from "the
Wizard Of Oz" have been stolen!
I repeat; The silver
shoes have been stolen!
Okay, time for Plan Z.
We'll slather Austin's feet with butter
from this colonial butter churner.
That thing is 200 years old. There's no
way there's gonna be butter in there.
Hey, look at that.
Trust me. This is gonna work.
See? My fingers are in.
- Uh-oh! My fingers are stuck!
- Seriously? Get 'em out!
Somebody do something!
Don't worry. You'll still have
about six or seven fingers left.
Ah.
Mmm.
Anyone know where I can
find a 200-year-old bagel?
The shoes are still stuck.
I give up. I'm gonna go
back out there and confess.
Just tell the museum officials
it was just an innocent mistake.
I'm sure they'll
totally understand.
We totally do not understand why
anyone would steal the shoes.
But whoever did it!
We will hunt them down and show them
no mercy, just like Henry horse-head.
Well, we can't confess now...
there's police and reporters.
Well, at least no
one thinks it's us.
Hey!
- Uh...
- Oh!
I saw you guys near the movie exhibits.
Maybe you stole the shoes.
How dare you accuse us?
This is Austin Moon, teen
role model of the year.
Yeah, they don't give medals like
these to people who steal stuff.
- Dez, I need my medal.
- What medal?
I wasn't accusing you. I was just wondering
if you saw... anyone suspicious.
Uh, the only person we saw...
- Was you.
- Ooh.
Of course. I mean,
I'm not a suspect.
That's crazy.
By the way, the museum
is offering a big reward
to whoever helps us find
the silver shoe stealer.
Wow, that is hard to say.
Exactly how big of a reward?
Trish!
What if we glue the
shoes to the ground and
tie Austin to the back
of the tour bus and...
Next idea.
Well, think fast, because it's all over the
Internet that someone stole the shoes.
Yeah, look at the comments.
"Whoever stole the shoes
doesn't deserve a medal".
And should give it to his
best friend instead".
Says Dez in Miami.
What? Must be another
Dez in Miami.
But he does make a good point.
Maybe we should leave
right now and head home.
We'll find someone there
to remove the shoes
then mail them back to
the museum anonymously.
Good idea let's get out of here.
Ooh! Shh! Shh!
This is important.
Hello, this is Trish De La Rosa,
superstar manager to the stars.
Really? Oh! Really?
Oh, fantabulous!
See you soon.
- What's with the "really? Really?"
- And the "fantabulous"?
And the...
Remember that huge surprise
I've been working on?
Well, Austin is going to be playing
a very special V.I.P. show tonight.
Buy I can't. We have to leave town
before anyone sees me in these shoes.
You don't have a choice.
This concert's for the President
of The United States!
- The President?
- Are you serious?
The leader of the free world
wants to see me perform?
Yes. He's a big fan of
yours because you're
such a positive role
model for young people.
Wait. What are we gonna
do about the shoes?!
Calm down! Don't freak out!
Just to be clear, we are talking about the
President of these here United States?
Yes.
Okay. Now we can freak out.
I'll go first.
The concert for the
President is an hour.
We'll never get those
shoes off in time.
I can't cancel on the President.
Is that even legal?
Well, you can't
perform like that.
The entire planet is looking
for the silver shoe stealer.
Man, that is hard to say.
Silver shoe stealer.
- Silver... shilver...
- Shilver... silver s...
Guys, focus! Someone tell me
they've got a great idea.
I've got a great idea!
Okay, let me rephrase that.
Someone actually have a great idea and
then tell me they've got a great idea.
Oh.
Wait. I think I
have a great idea.
- You do?
- Oh yeah.
It's so good, people are never gonna know
Austin was the stilver shoe stealer.
Thought I had it.
- Silver shoe stealer.
- Shiver... shilver shoe stealer.
- Shiver slew silver shoe stealer.
- Silver shoe...
Look at him. He looks so...
Presidential.
Fingers crossed this works.
Fingers, toes, arms,
legs and eyes.
Some of the greatest singers in the
world have performed for the President.
Those are some really
big shoes to fill.
So I thought I'd wear
some really big shoes.
♪ Don't look down,
down, down, down.
♪ Don't look down,
down, down, down.
♪ Don't look down,
down, down, down...
Shoe!
Shoe!
- Oh!
- I'm all right!
I'm all right!
No, it's okay.
It's okay. He's okay.
Is that one of the missing
shoes from the museum?
Yes, Mr. President, it is.
And here's the other one.
I was goofing around and
tried them on and...
When they got stuck on my feet,
I didn't know what to do.
I'm really sorry.
Now this is very serious matter.
I know and I deserve
to be punished.
I guess I should give back my medal,
because I'm a terrible role model.
Everyone makes mistakes but it takes
a real role model to admit it.
And accept responsibility.
Austin, you're a good kid.
So as President of these
here United States...
I hereby pardon you
from any punishment.
Wow! Thank you, Mr. President.
Thank me with a great show
once we get those shoes off.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
Uh, Sir?
While you're passing
out pardons...
Someone may have slightly
scratched your limo while
trying to take a picture of
themselves in the back seat.
Then someone's gonna
have to pay for that.
Oh!
Too bad I didn't get a
good look at that someone.
♪ I'm walking on a thin line.
♪ And my hands are tied.
♪ Got nowhere to hide.
♪ I'm standing at a crossroads.
♪ Don't know where to go.
♪ Feeling so exposed.
♪ Yeah, I'm caught in between.
♪ Where I'm going and
where I've been.
♪ But know there's
no turning back.
♪ But know there's
no turning back.
♪ Yeah!
♪ Yeah!
♪ It's like I'm
balanced on the edge.
♪ It's like I'm
hanging by a thread.
♪ But I'm so gonna push ahead.
♪ So I tell myself.
♪ Yeah, I tell myself.
♪ Don't look down,
down, down, down.
♪ Don't look down,
down, down, down.
♪ Don't look down,
down, down, down.
♪ Don't look down,
down, down, down.
♪ It'd be so easy, just to run.
♪ It'd be so easy,
to just give up.
♪ No turning back.
♪ It's like I'm
balanced on the edge.
♪ It's like I'm
hanging by a thread.
♪ But I'm so gonna push ahead.
♪ So I tell myself,
yeah, I tell myself.
♪ Don't look down,
down, down, down.
♪ Don't look down,
down, down, down.
♪ Don't look down,
down, down, down.
♪ Don't look down,
down, down, down.
Austin, I just wanna thank you
again for a wonderful show.
I even saw the Speaker of the
House doing the funky chicken.
Yeah, I saw that too, Sir.
Wish I hadn't.
Now, Dez, I wanna talk
to you for a moment.
Me, Sir?
- What did I do?
- Oh, don't play dumb.
The President probably figured out
you're the one who scratched his limo.
Trish, I know it was you.
You'll never catch me.
Dez, I wanna thank you for saving
me from that giant flying sneaker.
And for that act of bravery, I
present you with this medal.
Too nice.
Least expensive...
Ah, That will do!
It was an honor, Sir.
Yes! I finally got a medal!
Oh!
- No. Please let me go.
- Oh, okay.
Now I'm off to see the new exhibit
about Henry, the horse-headed Cowboy.
Oh, you know that's just a myth, Mr.
President.
Uh, Ally, nobody
likes a know-it-all.