Austin & Ally (2011–2016): Season 3, Episode 17 - Last Dances & Last Chances - full transcript

Last time on "Austin & Ally"...

Guess who doesn't
have a date to prom.

- Oh no.
- Did you and Jace break up?

No, but his leg broke up.

Yes.

Will you do me the honor of
letting me take you to your prom?

I can't.

Looks like you and Ally are gonna be
the only two people not going to prom.

Oh, I'm going, just
not with Jace.

Trish and I are going
to prom together.

- What?
- We're gonna win that dance contest, red.



You're wrong, Chuck. 'Cause Carrie and I
are gonna win that dance competition.

Wait a minute, if you
can't move in that dress,

how are you gonna dance?

Trish, I'm really happy
you asked me to prom.

Jace, what are you doing here?

You have no idea what it's like
to be at prom with one person

when there's another person
you'd rather be with.

Mmm.

Actually, I know exactly
what that's like.

Trish, I've made a huge mistake.

I'm not supposed to
be here with Piper.

I'm supposed to be
here with Ally.

And you're not Trish.

You don't wanna be
here with my sister?



Please don't say anything to Piper.
I don't wanna ruin her prom.

- I'm really glad we're here, Austin...
- Oh yeah.

Even if you do have huge pores.

Piper, there's something
I have to tell you.

Uh...

You've got spaghetti sauce
all over your dress.

No, I don't.

Oh, I meant...

I have spaghetti sauce
all over my dress.

On the inside. You can't see it.

Again?

I'll go get you some club soda.

Thanks for not saying anything.

I promise I won't ruin her prom.

Oh, you're gonna do
better than that.

You better give Piper the
best night of her life,

or I'm gonna say something
and ruin your prom.

Where's my sister go?

I thought she wanted to clean
up that spaghetti stain.

Oh, a false alarm.

She realized the stain was
on a different dress.

That doesn't make sense, but
neither does my sister.

Hey, let's go sit
down for a sec.

These shoes are killing me.

We can't sit.

Sitting's not the best
night of your life.

Let's dance.

I just said my feet hurt.

Then get on my back.

- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Ally.

You decided to come.

Wow. You look great.

Pfft! I guess she looks okay.

I mean, I've seen
her look better.

Well, see ya.

Austin, this is serious.
We need to talk.

Carrie told you everything?

I can't help it.
When I saw Ally,

I realized I wanted to be
with her and not Piper.

What?!

Carrie didn't say
anything about that.

Then what did you want
to talk to me about?

I can't win the dance contest

because of Carrie's stupid...
beautiful dress.

I have to find a
new dance partner,

but I don't want to hurt her stupid...
beautiful feelings.

What are you guys talking about?

We were talking about...

you have a spaghetti stain
on the inside of your dress.

Why does this keep
happening to me?

- Here comes Piper.
- Act cool.

- What's up, guys?
- What do you mean, "what's up?"

How would I know? What's
with all the questions?

What's wrong with him?

I don't have enough time
to fully answer that.

Are you having a
good time, Piper?

Yeah, I'm having a lot of fun.

Good.

The second you're
not, let me know.

Here, I got you some punch.

I got you one of every kind...

And then I mixed a few kinds
to give you more options.

Don't be scared of the brown one.
It's actually pretty good.

Give me two of those.

I told both of my dates
I'd get them drinks.

By the way, have any
of you seen Ally?

Yeah, she's right over there.

She's kind of hard
to see, though,

'cause she's surrounded
by all those cute guys.

Cute guys?

What is she laughing at?

What could they possible
be saying that's so funny?

I'm just curious, 'cause, you know,
I'm always looking for a new joke.

- Here, I got us some carrots.
- I hate carrots.

But I'll eat 'em! That's
the kind of sacrifice

I'm willing to make
for my girlfriend.

I don't think I'm
your girlfriend.

- I...
- I got you something.

- A bracelet?
- It says "Chuck."

Well, that way people will
know you belong to me.

Uh, are you sure you
wanna give this to me?

I've never been more sure of
anything in my whole life.

After sun hee stomped
on my heart,

you're the woman who showed me that
it was possible to feel again.

And here comes the
cold-hearted soul-sucker now.

She still likes me.

Hey, why don't I go get
us something to drink?

I already have a
liquid refreshment.

Oops! I guess now you don't.
I'll be right back.

I'm back.

Sorry it took so long. The line
at the bathroom was horrendous.

I'm so glad I'm here, Trish.

Just being with you is
enough to make me forget

that my fibula's broken
in seven pieces.

Aww.

Oops! Dropped my fork.

Hey, Chuck! Over here!

Wha...?

This is my buddy Jace.
Jace, this is Chuck.

- How you doing, Chuck?
- Howdy.

Jace is just in
town for the prom.

He doesn't know anybody except for me,
Austin, Ally and of course Trish.

Ow!

Ow! Why'd you kick me, red?

- Because you kicked me.
- Oh, I see what you're doing.

You lured me over here under the
pretense of a new friendship.

But you were merely
trying to injure me

so that I couldn't compete
in the dance contest.

No, I wasn't. You kicked me.

Ow! You just kicked me again!

Ow! Stop!

- Ow ow.
- Git!

Did you find the fork?

Huh? Oh, right.

Austin, you're staring, and the person
you're staring at isn't your date.

I can't help it.

I wish I was here with
Ally instead of Piper.

I know how you feel.

I wish I was here with
Jace instead of Chuck.

And I wish I was here with Carrie
wearing a dress that she can dance in

instead of Carrie wearing a
dress that she can't dance in.

Guess we're all
in the same boat.

Yeah, we're not
in the same boat.

This was supposed to be one of the
greatest nights of our lives.

And instead, it turned
into a total nightmare.

Bad news, darlin'.

Me and sun hee just
got back together.

I'm gonna need that
bracelet back.

Yes!

I'm off the hook.
Good luck, Austin.

Jace.

You're never gonna win,
dancing like that, red.

I'm gonna win that thousand dollars
and buy new woodworking tools.

Hee hee!

- One more song?
- We've been dancing for over an hour.

I know. Aren't you having fun?

Isn't this the best
night of your life?

Best, weirdest...
one of those two.

Austin, what's going on?

Is this about Ally?

You've been acting strange
ever since she got here.

No, I haven't.

A lot of people say you've
been acting strange.

Forget it.

I'm gonna go get
something to drink.

Okay. I'll be at our table.

I mean...

I'm gonna stay over here.

Might as well kiss that dance
contest money goodbye.

Why can't you be
my dance partner?

So many reasons.

So far, so good with Piper.

I just have to avoid
Ally for another hour.

Hey, everyone! I'm Kimmy,
your prom chairwoman.

I hope you're all
enjoying tonight.

I'm not. My date has chickenpox.

Anyway, it's time to announce
this year's prom queen and king!

This year's prom king is...

Austin Moon!

And this year's prom queen is...

Don't be Ally, don't be
Ally, don't be Ally.

Ally Dawson!

And now it's time for the traditional
king and queen slow dance.

- Does it have to be slow?
- Yes.

I'm sorry.

Do you mind if I go talk
to Piper for a sec?

Why would I mind?

I love dancing by myself in
front of the whole school.

- Cool. Thanks.
- Wha...?

Piper, can I talk to you?

I think that's
probably a good idea.

Don't worry, Ally. I'll dance
with you till Austin gets back.

No, you don't have to... okay.

Look, Piper, what I'm
trying to tell you is...

I thought that...

Okay, here's the thing...

Let me stop you right there.

You still like Ally.

I'm sorry.

I was trying not to
talk about it tonight,

because I didn't want
to hurt your feelings.

I wanted you to have
a good time tonight.

If this is going where
I think it's going,

can you at least take
that crown off your head?

Sorry.

Look, I really like you, and...

Let me stop you again.

We've only been going
out for like a month.

Better I find out now than a year from
now when we're at an Italian restaurant

and you're going on about how
much Ally loves garlic knots.

Actually, she prefers
breadsticks,

because they're easier
to dip in the marinara.

Never mind.

Look, Austin, if you
wanna be with Ally,

you should go in there right
now and tell her how you feel.

Thanks for being so
cool about this.

Yeah yeah.

But if anyone asks, I
broke up with you.

- You can put me down now.
- Oh.

Congratulations, your highness.

Thanks.

Aren't you getting
tired of standing?

Why don't you
borrow my crutches?

These are perfect.

I'm so glad your leg is broken.

Hey, maybe you can
dance with those.

- Whoo!
- Oh man.

No. You can't.

I guess I can forget about
winning that dance contest.

And the thousand dollars.

Wait a sec.

You and Trish both really wanna enter
the contest, but your dates can't.

The solution is obvious.

So obvious!

But maybe they don't know what it is,
so you might wanna say it out loud.

She means me and you should enter
the dance contest together.

Exactly. You guys get that now?

Ally?

Umm...

There's something
I wanna tell you.

Gavin?!

Ally, will you be my
date to the prom?

So what do you think, Ally?

I'm your knight
in shining armor.

I can't believe this.

About time you got here, Gavin!

Wait. You knew he was coming?

Yup. I told you I could
keep a secret. Ha!

Wha...?

Hey, everybody, I don't
wanna single anybody out,

but I'd just like to remind
you that there's a strict

no-horses-allowed-
in-the-gym policy.

Thank you.

I have a gut feeling
she's talking about me.

I guess I oughtta park
this fella outside.

I'll go with you.

And now it's time for
the dance contest!

- This is it.
- Let's go win that thousand dollars.

- Good luck.
- Break a leg, but not like mine.

This is an elimination
competition.

So when the music starts,
everybody dances

until me or one of the
other judges taps you out.

I thought you were going to
the pig mud run tonight.

Well, I realized you're more
important to me than that.

I know the first time I
didn't ask you to prom the

way you wanted, so I thought
if I did it right...

Gavin, I didn't say no because
of the way you asked.

I said no because...

I don't think we're
right for each other.

Wow. I'm getting
dumped on prom night.

It's a good thing I'm
a country singer.

I could write a song about this.

I'll call it "dumped
on prom night."

Yeah. And you can spell
"night" with a "k,"

because you're all
dressed up like a...

Yeah, I get it.

That's one thing I'm really gonna miss...
we did write great songs together.

Maybe we could still do that.

That'd be nice.

I... guess I should
get back inside.

Yeah.

Well, it looks like it's just
me and you now, snowflake.

You're going down, red!
And curly.

Pfft! Please!

You're going so far down, elevators
won't have down buttons,

they'll have "Chuck
and sun hee" buttons!

Wa-bam!

You're going so far down, pillows
won't have down feathers,

they'll have "Dez and
Trish" feathers.

- Oh.
- Big finish!

Bigger finish.

Okay, the winners of this
year's dance contest...

Dez and Trish!

- They win a thousand dollars...
- Oh!

Which will be donated in their name
to the Marino high woodcarving club

so that they can buy new tools!

- Huh?
- Say what now?

Hey, that's my club.

Oh.

Looks like I'm getting
new tools after all.

Thanks for your
generous donation.

- So long, red.
- Oh!

- Hee hee!
- Hee hee!

Hey, Ally. Where's Gavin?

I just broke up with him.

Really?

I just broke up with Piper.

But if she asks, I told
you she broke up with me.

Hey, we never got to
do that slow dance.

What do you say?

I'd love to.

So... why did you
and Piper break up?

Because I still have
feelings for you.

I've always liked you.

I guess I've never stopped.

I feel the same way.

I always dreamed
of going to prom

with the perfect guy.

And the perfect guy is you.

So...

I didn't bring a horse or
fireworks or anything...

and it's a little late, but...

Would you be my prom date?

Yes.

- This is so romantic.
- I know.

- Eww!
- Yuck!

- Jace!
- Carrie!

Nice moves, babe.
You too, dudes.

For the record, I know you
came to prom with Chuck.

What?!

Dez told me.

You know he can't keep a secret.

- Are you mad?
- No.

I know you wanted to use the
money to come visit me.

Plus I've met Chuck.

There's no way you
like that guy.

Now this is exactly how
I pictured tonight.