Austin & Ally (2011–2016): Season 3, Episode 16 - Proms & Promises - full transcript
So, you know, prom's coming up.
And I think me and you have
something really special.
And I'd really be honored if
you'd be my date to the prom.
Oh, Austin.
Are you kidding me?
That's how you're going
to ask Piper to the prom?
Bor-ing.
What was wrong with that?
It's all about the big ask.
You have to ask her
in a memorable way.
Something big.
Something romantic.
Yeah, like when Jace asked me.
We were videochatting while he
was jumping out of an airplane,
and he wouldn't open his
parachute until I said yes.
See? Romantic.
I've always dreamt about how I
was going to be asked to prom.
Flowers, violin music,
my date on a white horse dressed
as a knight in shining armor.
Bor-ing.
I can't believe Gavin
hasn't asked you yet.
You know, prom's only a
couple of weeks away.
He will. I'm sure he's just trying to
figure out something extra special.
Austin! Where's the egg?
Relax. It's right here.
Ah!
No, way! A Zalien egg?!
Yep. I'm about to ask
Carrie to go to prom.
On our first date, we
saw Tears of the dead."
I'm going to recreate the
final scene where the
baby Zalien king pops
his head out of an egg.
But instead of eating
Carrie's delicious brain,
I'm going to ask her
to be my date to prom.
Here comes Carrie.
Get in the egg.
Has anyone seen my dezzie?
Carrie!
Karate chop!
Carrie! That's Dez.
"Tears of dead." First date.
Prom. Go with?
I'd love to go to prom with you.
Yay!
Hey, Ally. Did...
no, Gavin didn't ask
me to prom yet.
You don't know I was
going to ask you that.
Then what were you
going to ask me?
Gavin prom thing.
So, Austin, did you ask...
no, I didn't ask Piper yet.
But I came up with a
great way to do it.
I'm not telling anyone
'cause I don't want
her to find out... Dez.
I can keep a secret.
I never told anybody you sleep
with a lavender eye pillow.
You just told Ally.
Relax, it's not like I told her
about your ladybug night light.
Guess who doesn't
have a date to prom.
- Oh, no.
- What happened?
Did you and Jace break up?
No, but his leg broke up.
He was trying to do a skateboard
trick while riding a motorcycle.
- Awesome.
- Cool.
Now he can't go to prom with me.
- Horrible.
- That's terrible.
Looks like you and Ally are going to be
the only two people not going to prom.
Oh, I'm going. Just
not with Jace.
So then Ally's the
only one not going?
They're having a couples' dance
contest, and the winners get $1,000.
Once I find a date who can
dance, that's going to be me.
Oh ho ho, I don't think so.
Me and Carrie are going to win.
Wait... Austin, are you entering
the prom dance competition?
No. It wouldn't be fair.
Cool. Oh ho ho ho ho!
I don't think so.
Me and Carrie are going to win.
We've been working on
some pretty flashy moves.
What.
I can't lose.
I want to use the prize money to fly
to Albuquerque and surprise Jace.
That's sweet, but won't he be upset
you're going to prom with somebody else?
Yep, very upset.
That's why I'm telling
him I'm going alone.
He'll never find out.
As long as nobody says
anything stupid... Dez.
I can keep a secret.
I never told Ally that you threw away
the hat she gave you for your birthday.
You just told her.
You said a seagull swooped
down and took that hat.
Well, I couldn't say
a bear took it.
'Cause that's what I said about the
purse you gave me for Christmas.
Are you going to eat that?
You mean this sandwich that I'm
literally putting in my mouth?
Yes.
Oh, 'cause there's a bug on it.
Ally, Ally! Gavin's
heading this way.
He's all dressed up and
he's carrying flowers.
This is it. He's finally
asking you to prom.
Just act natural.
Or whatever that is.
I'm going to film this.
You'll want to remember
this moment forever.
Ally.
Oh, hi, Gavin.
I have something very
important to ask you.
Whatever could it be?
I'm singing to a sick
fan at the hospital,
and I was wondering if these
are good flowers to bring.
Oh. That's your
important question?
Oh. Yeah, sure.
Those flowers...
That you know are my favorite...
Should do.
I knew you'd have the answer.
You're the best.
Hey, we need to plan a
big night out soon.
I'll email this video to you.
I can't believe Gavin.
I know.
Singing to a sick fan
is so thoughtful.
That's not what she meant.
I don't think he's ever
going to ask me to prom.
I know how you feel, Ally.
Austin still hasn't
asked me yet.
So what do you say?
Yes.
I'll email you a
copy of this video.
We're going to have
so much fun at prom.
I know.
It's going to be the most
romantic night ever.
Oh!
Bad news, babe.
I know we both really
had our hearts set
on riding into prom on
top of a giant elephant,
but my cousin won't let us
borrow his giant elephant.
Oh!
Hey, the important thing is
that we're going to prom...
which will obviously be the most
romantic, magical night of our lives.
Guess who got a date for prom.
Seriously?
Who's the lucky guy?
- You'll never guess.
- Not so fast, Trish.
I want to tell them
the good news.
Trish and I are going
to prom together.
- What?
- Really?
Chuck?
And she asked me.
- What?
- Really?
Chuck?
He was the best dancer
who didn't have a date.
I thought you were
dating sun hee.
Yeah, remember the girl you broke
up with my sister to go out with?
Oh, I remember.
Sorry about that, red.
There's only so much
Chuck to go around.
Chuck and Sun Hee have one of those
on again, off again relationships.
Right now, we're off again.
And lucky for trishy-poo, I turned
down five other prom dates.
Five other girls asked
that guy to prom?
He's a ladies' man.
We're going to win that
dance contest, red.
You're wrong, Chuck. 'Cause Carrie and I
are going to win that dance competition.
Oh, ho ho, no, you're not.
My dance moves are so fly... okay,
I don't have time for this.
You need to save your energy for
dance practice tonight, Chuck.
Yeah.
Keep pretending this
is all about dancing.
I think we all know
the real reason
you asked me to prom
is 'cause you like me.
It's just about dancing.
You ready to order?
I think I'm going to start
with some prom-egranate juice.
You mean pomegranate juice?
What did I say?
Prom-egranate?
That's weird.
It's pom. Not prom.
Are you going to be
doing this all night?
Sorry.
It's just that my prom's only a week
away, and everybody else has a date.
About that.
See, prom is on the same night
as this other awesome event that I
really wanted to take you to...
the pig mud run.
Wow.
That does sound awesome.
What's a pig mud run?
It's a race in my hometown where you
carry a pig through a muddy field
while people throw
tomatoes at you.
And I thought prom was romantic.
So what do you say?
Come with me.
You'll get to see my
ranch, and meet my family.
And have tomatoes thrown at you
while you carry a muddy pig.
As great as all that sounds, I
really want to go to my prom.
Well, maybe this will
change your mind.
When you cross the finish line and
hose down, you get to eat your pig.
Yeah.
That didn't change my mind.
So Gavin finally asked
you to prom, huh?
No, instead he asked her
to carry a pig through mud while
people through tomatoes at her.
I guess I don't need
this dress anymore.
I'm really sorry, honey. I know
how important prom was to you.
But on the bright side, now you can
return the dress and get your money back.
You always know just
what to say, dad.
Don't be too upset about prom.
At least you're not
going with Chuck.
He keeps sending me
weird love poems.
"I'm so glad my
prom date is you,
no one's more beautiful
than my trishy-poo."
Aww!
I mean, ew.
We've rented our tuxes.
And a llama to take
us to the prom.
Whoo!
You were supposed to get a limo.
Oh. I was wondering how we were
all going to fit on the llama.
Ally, it's happening!
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
Ally, I know you've always
dreamed about this day.
So I want to make
it special for you.
Will you do me the honor of
letting me take you to your prom?
That's the part where
you say "yes."
I can't.
I'm sorry.
I'm guessing you don't
want a copy of this.
So what was that about?
All you've been talking about the last
month is Gavin asking you to prom.
I know.
It's just that after our last talk
I'm not sure Gavin's right for me.
Because of the pig mud run?
It's more than that.
He also invited me to
a chicken mud run.
It's the same thing.
But with chickens.
So are you going to
break up with him?
I don't know.
I'm going to tell him to go
to the pig mud run without me
so I have some time to think.
All I know is I'd rather stay home
than go to prom with the wrong guy.
I hear you.
I wish I was going with
Jace instead of Chuck.
He won't leave me alone.
And his poems are getting worse.
"I've got a new girl,
her name is Trish,
I lie awake dreaming
of our first kish."
There is no way I'm kishing him.
Did you get one with my phone?
Make sure you use the flash. I
look better in bright light.
Make sure you get my good side.
And my other good side.
Take another one with mine.
I think I blinked.
Ooh, let's do one
with silly faces.
I've been doing silly
faces the whole time.
Okay, we're done.
Ah, I love that dress, Carrie.
Thanks, it's so tight
I can't sit down.
But it was the only one I could
find in my favorite color.
She had to stand up in the
limo on the way over here.
Good thing they had a sunroof.
That explains the tree
branch in your hair.
No, I put that there
to hold my hair up.
What do you think
of Trish's corsage?
I grew it myself.
That's right. I garden.
I also woodwork.
I'm going to use my dance
winnings to buy new tools.
You guys really didn't
need to stop by here.
We wanted to see you.
Feels weird going to
prom without you.
Are you sure you don't
want to come with us?
Yeah, Ally. You
already have a dress.
We'll wait for you to get ready.
Seriously? That
could take hours.
Look at her hair.
Ally, don't listen to him.
You look great.
You always look great.
Um, did those two use
to have a thing?
Long story short...
Austin first met Ally
on an unseasonably
warm summer afternoon.
Austin was playing the drums when
Ally said, "don't you see the..."
They had a thing. It's over.
Huh. Got it.
You going to be okay
here by yourself?
I'll be fine.
I want you all to have
a fun time without me.
We always do.
Aww!
I wish Ally was here.
She would have loved
this manatee candle.
She loves candles. And manatees.
Especially when they're
shaped like manatees.
That's the fifth time
you've brought up Ally.
In the limo, you kept on saying
how much she loves long cars
and bench-style seating?
We're really good friends.
And I feel bad she's not
here to enjoy all this.
And you're sure that's it?
I know you guys used to go out.
That's ancient history.
The point is I'm with you now.
And I'm really happy.
I'm really happy too.
Hey, what do you say we
go get our picture taken?
Good idea.
My hair looks best
an hour after I gel.
Hey, babe, do you want me
to cut your food for you?
She can't sit because
of her dress.
So you're just going
to stand all night?
It's no big deal.
I stand all the time.
I'm really good at it.
Wait a minute.
If you can't move in that dress,
how are you going to dance?
Like this.
Babe, you're the best.
But I'm going to lose the competition
because of your stupid, beautiful dress.
Trish, I'm really happy
you asked me to prom.
When sun hee and I broke
up, I was so hurt.
But then we got back
together, and I felt better.
But then we broke up again.
And I was so hurt again.
But now, here you are.
And I feel better. Again!
- Jace?
- Huh?
Ooh, I said face.
There's something on your face.
Here, I'll go get you a napkin.
Jace, what are you doing here?
Trish, you look so beautiful.
I just wanted to surprise you.
There's no way
I was leaving my girl
alone on prom night.
I'm not alone.
Because you're here now.
But I was alone
before you got here.
Completely, totally by myself.
Well, I'm here now. Let's
get something to drink.
Oh, that'd be nice.
But you know what
would be nicer?
You getting it for me.
Ah, might be kind of hard to carry a
drink with my crutches and all, but...
Thanks!
Surprise!
You have no idea how hard it was
not to tell you Jace was coming.
Whoo!
You knew about this?
Yep, for a whole week.
And you said I couldn't
keep a secret. Ha!
You okay, hon?
I'm hanging out here by myself
while my best friends are at prom.
Why wouldn't I be okay?
Look...
I get you not wanting to go
to prom with the wrong guy.
So why don't you go with me?
I mean, I went with
my mother to prom.
Ew.
I mean, aww!
No, I definitely mean "ew."
Okay, okay, but you
should still go.
So you don't have a date... you could
still have fun with your friends.
Maybe you're right.
Go! Have a great time.
I'll even pay for your dress.
- Really?
- Yeah.
You know what...
I'm going to do it. I'm
going to go to prom.
See, that smile on your face
is worth way more than...
$20.
That says $220.
- What?
- Thanks, dad.
- You're the best.
- Wait.
We make such a cute couple.
This picture came out great.
I would hope so.
You made that guy
retake it 17 times.
Well, it's not my fault that
lighting made my pores look huge.
Speaking of, can I
have my compact back?
I'll be right back.
It's my turn to go freshen up.
I need your help.
I need you to distract Jace so
he doesn't find out about Chuck.
Or distract Chuck so he
doesn't find out about Jace.
I don't care. Just
distract somebody.
Why don't you just tell
them both the truth?
Because Jace will be angry I lied
and Chuck will be heartbroken.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but
I don't want to break Chuck's heart.
Huh... put a dress on you, and
suddenly you're all ladylike.
You have no idea what it's like
to be at prom with one person
when there's another person
you'd rather be with.
Mm.
Actually, I know exactly
what that's like.
Trish, I've made a huge mistake.
I'm not supposed to
be here with Piper.
I'm supposed to be
here with Ally.
And you're not Trish.
You don't want to be
here with my sister?
Please don't say
anything to Piper.
I don't want to ruin her prom.
You know, Austin, I'm really
glad that we're here.
Even if your pores are huge.
Piper, there's something
I have to tell you.
Nice tux, Chuck.
But it's not as sharp as mine.
Please, red.
My tux is so sharp, it
comes with safety goggles.
Oh, yeah?
My tux is so sharp, I got a
paper cut just putting it on.
My tux is so sharp, Japanese chefs
use it to chop vegetables tableside.
- Hu-ah!
- Ha!
My tux is so sharp, teachers warn
little kids not to run with it.
My tux is so sharp, instead
of pencil sharpeners,
people use "pencil
my-tux-eners."
Okay, that one didn't
make any sense.
Eh, I'll admit that
one was a stretch.
Point is...
I look sharp.
Now you do.
And I think me and you have
something really special.
And I'd really be honored if
you'd be my date to the prom.
Oh, Austin.
Are you kidding me?
That's how you're going
to ask Piper to the prom?
Bor-ing.
What was wrong with that?
It's all about the big ask.
You have to ask her
in a memorable way.
Something big.
Something romantic.
Yeah, like when Jace asked me.
We were videochatting while he
was jumping out of an airplane,
and he wouldn't open his
parachute until I said yes.
See? Romantic.
I've always dreamt about how I
was going to be asked to prom.
Flowers, violin music,
my date on a white horse dressed
as a knight in shining armor.
Bor-ing.
I can't believe Gavin
hasn't asked you yet.
You know, prom's only a
couple of weeks away.
He will. I'm sure he's just trying to
figure out something extra special.
Austin! Where's the egg?
Relax. It's right here.
Ah!
No, way! A Zalien egg?!
Yep. I'm about to ask
Carrie to go to prom.
On our first date, we
saw Tears of the dead."
I'm going to recreate the
final scene where the
baby Zalien king pops
his head out of an egg.
But instead of eating
Carrie's delicious brain,
I'm going to ask her
to be my date to prom.
Here comes Carrie.
Get in the egg.
Has anyone seen my dezzie?
Carrie!
Karate chop!
Carrie! That's Dez.
"Tears of dead." First date.
Prom. Go with?
I'd love to go to prom with you.
Yay!
Hey, Ally. Did...
no, Gavin didn't ask
me to prom yet.
You don't know I was
going to ask you that.
Then what were you
going to ask me?
Gavin prom thing.
So, Austin, did you ask...
no, I didn't ask Piper yet.
But I came up with a
great way to do it.
I'm not telling anyone
'cause I don't want
her to find out... Dez.
I can keep a secret.
I never told anybody you sleep
with a lavender eye pillow.
You just told Ally.
Relax, it's not like I told her
about your ladybug night light.
Guess who doesn't
have a date to prom.
- Oh, no.
- What happened?
Did you and Jace break up?
No, but his leg broke up.
He was trying to do a skateboard
trick while riding a motorcycle.
- Awesome.
- Cool.
Now he can't go to prom with me.
- Horrible.
- That's terrible.
Looks like you and Ally are going to be
the only two people not going to prom.
Oh, I'm going. Just
not with Jace.
So then Ally's the
only one not going?
They're having a couples' dance
contest, and the winners get $1,000.
Once I find a date who can
dance, that's going to be me.
Oh ho ho, I don't think so.
Me and Carrie are going to win.
Wait... Austin, are you entering
the prom dance competition?
No. It wouldn't be fair.
Cool. Oh ho ho ho ho!
I don't think so.
Me and Carrie are going to win.
We've been working on
some pretty flashy moves.
What.
I can't lose.
I want to use the prize money to fly
to Albuquerque and surprise Jace.
That's sweet, but won't he be upset
you're going to prom with somebody else?
Yep, very upset.
That's why I'm telling
him I'm going alone.
He'll never find out.
As long as nobody says
anything stupid... Dez.
I can keep a secret.
I never told Ally that you threw away
the hat she gave you for your birthday.
You just told her.
You said a seagull swooped
down and took that hat.
Well, I couldn't say
a bear took it.
'Cause that's what I said about the
purse you gave me for Christmas.
Are you going to eat that?
You mean this sandwich that I'm
literally putting in my mouth?
Yes.
Oh, 'cause there's a bug on it.
Ally, Ally! Gavin's
heading this way.
He's all dressed up and
he's carrying flowers.
This is it. He's finally
asking you to prom.
Just act natural.
Or whatever that is.
I'm going to film this.
You'll want to remember
this moment forever.
Ally.
Oh, hi, Gavin.
I have something very
important to ask you.
Whatever could it be?
I'm singing to a sick
fan at the hospital,
and I was wondering if these
are good flowers to bring.
Oh. That's your
important question?
Oh. Yeah, sure.
Those flowers...
That you know are my favorite...
Should do.
I knew you'd have the answer.
You're the best.
Hey, we need to plan a
big night out soon.
I'll email this video to you.
I can't believe Gavin.
I know.
Singing to a sick fan
is so thoughtful.
That's not what she meant.
I don't think he's ever
going to ask me to prom.
I know how you feel, Ally.
Austin still hasn't
asked me yet.
So what do you say?
Yes.
I'll email you a
copy of this video.
We're going to have
so much fun at prom.
I know.
It's going to be the most
romantic night ever.
Oh!
Bad news, babe.
I know we both really
had our hearts set
on riding into prom on
top of a giant elephant,
but my cousin won't let us
borrow his giant elephant.
Oh!
Hey, the important thing is
that we're going to prom...
which will obviously be the most
romantic, magical night of our lives.
Guess who got a date for prom.
Seriously?
Who's the lucky guy?
- You'll never guess.
- Not so fast, Trish.
I want to tell them
the good news.
Trish and I are going
to prom together.
- What?
- Really?
Chuck?
And she asked me.
- What?
- Really?
Chuck?
He was the best dancer
who didn't have a date.
I thought you were
dating sun hee.
Yeah, remember the girl you broke
up with my sister to go out with?
Oh, I remember.
Sorry about that, red.
There's only so much
Chuck to go around.
Chuck and Sun Hee have one of those
on again, off again relationships.
Right now, we're off again.
And lucky for trishy-poo, I turned
down five other prom dates.
Five other girls asked
that guy to prom?
He's a ladies' man.
We're going to win that
dance contest, red.
You're wrong, Chuck. 'Cause Carrie and I
are going to win that dance competition.
Oh, ho ho, no, you're not.
My dance moves are so fly... okay,
I don't have time for this.
You need to save your energy for
dance practice tonight, Chuck.
Yeah.
Keep pretending this
is all about dancing.
I think we all know
the real reason
you asked me to prom
is 'cause you like me.
It's just about dancing.
You ready to order?
I think I'm going to start
with some prom-egranate juice.
You mean pomegranate juice?
What did I say?
Prom-egranate?
That's weird.
It's pom. Not prom.
Are you going to be
doing this all night?
Sorry.
It's just that my prom's only a week
away, and everybody else has a date.
About that.
See, prom is on the same night
as this other awesome event that I
really wanted to take you to...
the pig mud run.
Wow.
That does sound awesome.
What's a pig mud run?
It's a race in my hometown where you
carry a pig through a muddy field
while people throw
tomatoes at you.
And I thought prom was romantic.
So what do you say?
Come with me.
You'll get to see my
ranch, and meet my family.
And have tomatoes thrown at you
while you carry a muddy pig.
As great as all that sounds, I
really want to go to my prom.
Well, maybe this will
change your mind.
When you cross the finish line and
hose down, you get to eat your pig.
Yeah.
That didn't change my mind.
So Gavin finally asked
you to prom, huh?
No, instead he asked her
to carry a pig through mud while
people through tomatoes at her.
I guess I don't need
this dress anymore.
I'm really sorry, honey. I know
how important prom was to you.
But on the bright side, now you can
return the dress and get your money back.
You always know just
what to say, dad.
Don't be too upset about prom.
At least you're not
going with Chuck.
He keeps sending me
weird love poems.
"I'm so glad my
prom date is you,
no one's more beautiful
than my trishy-poo."
Aww!
I mean, ew.
We've rented our tuxes.
And a llama to take
us to the prom.
Whoo!
You were supposed to get a limo.
Oh. I was wondering how we were
all going to fit on the llama.
Ally, it's happening!
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
Ally, I know you've always
dreamed about this day.
So I want to make
it special for you.
Will you do me the honor of
letting me take you to your prom?
That's the part where
you say "yes."
I can't.
I'm sorry.
I'm guessing you don't
want a copy of this.
So what was that about?
All you've been talking about the last
month is Gavin asking you to prom.
I know.
It's just that after our last talk
I'm not sure Gavin's right for me.
Because of the pig mud run?
It's more than that.
He also invited me to
a chicken mud run.
It's the same thing.
But with chickens.
So are you going to
break up with him?
I don't know.
I'm going to tell him to go
to the pig mud run without me
so I have some time to think.
All I know is I'd rather stay home
than go to prom with the wrong guy.
I hear you.
I wish I was going with
Jace instead of Chuck.
He won't leave me alone.
And his poems are getting worse.
"I've got a new girl,
her name is Trish,
I lie awake dreaming
of our first kish."
There is no way I'm kishing him.
Did you get one with my phone?
Make sure you use the flash. I
look better in bright light.
Make sure you get my good side.
And my other good side.
Take another one with mine.
I think I blinked.
Ooh, let's do one
with silly faces.
I've been doing silly
faces the whole time.
Okay, we're done.
Ah, I love that dress, Carrie.
Thanks, it's so tight
I can't sit down.
But it was the only one I could
find in my favorite color.
She had to stand up in the
limo on the way over here.
Good thing they had a sunroof.
That explains the tree
branch in your hair.
No, I put that there
to hold my hair up.
What do you think
of Trish's corsage?
I grew it myself.
That's right. I garden.
I also woodwork.
I'm going to use my dance
winnings to buy new tools.
You guys really didn't
need to stop by here.
We wanted to see you.
Feels weird going to
prom without you.
Are you sure you don't
want to come with us?
Yeah, Ally. You
already have a dress.
We'll wait for you to get ready.
Seriously? That
could take hours.
Look at her hair.
Ally, don't listen to him.
You look great.
You always look great.
Um, did those two use
to have a thing?
Long story short...
Austin first met Ally
on an unseasonably
warm summer afternoon.
Austin was playing the drums when
Ally said, "don't you see the..."
They had a thing. It's over.
Huh. Got it.
You going to be okay
here by yourself?
I'll be fine.
I want you all to have
a fun time without me.
We always do.
Aww!
I wish Ally was here.
She would have loved
this manatee candle.
She loves candles. And manatees.
Especially when they're
shaped like manatees.
That's the fifth time
you've brought up Ally.
In the limo, you kept on saying
how much she loves long cars
and bench-style seating?
We're really good friends.
And I feel bad she's not
here to enjoy all this.
And you're sure that's it?
I know you guys used to go out.
That's ancient history.
The point is I'm with you now.
And I'm really happy.
I'm really happy too.
Hey, what do you say we
go get our picture taken?
Good idea.
My hair looks best
an hour after I gel.
Hey, babe, do you want me
to cut your food for you?
She can't sit because
of her dress.
So you're just going
to stand all night?
It's no big deal.
I stand all the time.
I'm really good at it.
Wait a minute.
If you can't move in that dress,
how are you going to dance?
Like this.
Babe, you're the best.
But I'm going to lose the competition
because of your stupid, beautiful dress.
Trish, I'm really happy
you asked me to prom.
When sun hee and I broke
up, I was so hurt.
But then we got back
together, and I felt better.
But then we broke up again.
And I was so hurt again.
But now, here you are.
And I feel better. Again!
- Jace?
- Huh?
Ooh, I said face.
There's something on your face.
Here, I'll go get you a napkin.
Jace, what are you doing here?
Trish, you look so beautiful.
I just wanted to surprise you.
There's no way
I was leaving my girl
alone on prom night.
I'm not alone.
Because you're here now.
But I was alone
before you got here.
Completely, totally by myself.
Well, I'm here now. Let's
get something to drink.
Oh, that'd be nice.
But you know what
would be nicer?
You getting it for me.
Ah, might be kind of hard to carry a
drink with my crutches and all, but...
Thanks!
Surprise!
You have no idea how hard it was
not to tell you Jace was coming.
Whoo!
You knew about this?
Yep, for a whole week.
And you said I couldn't
keep a secret. Ha!
You okay, hon?
I'm hanging out here by myself
while my best friends are at prom.
Why wouldn't I be okay?
Look...
I get you not wanting to go
to prom with the wrong guy.
So why don't you go with me?
I mean, I went with
my mother to prom.
Ew.
I mean, aww!
No, I definitely mean "ew."
Okay, okay, but you
should still go.
So you don't have a date... you could
still have fun with your friends.
Maybe you're right.
Go! Have a great time.
I'll even pay for your dress.
- Really?
- Yeah.
You know what...
I'm going to do it. I'm
going to go to prom.
See, that smile on your face
is worth way more than...
$20.
That says $220.
- What?
- Thanks, dad.
- You're the best.
- Wait.
We make such a cute couple.
This picture came out great.
I would hope so.
You made that guy
retake it 17 times.
Well, it's not my fault that
lighting made my pores look huge.
Speaking of, can I
have my compact back?
I'll be right back.
It's my turn to go freshen up.
I need your help.
I need you to distract Jace so
he doesn't find out about Chuck.
Or distract Chuck so he
doesn't find out about Jace.
I don't care. Just
distract somebody.
Why don't you just tell
them both the truth?
Because Jace will be angry I lied
and Chuck will be heartbroken.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but
I don't want to break Chuck's heart.
Huh... put a dress on you, and
suddenly you're all ladylike.
You have no idea what it's like
to be at prom with one person
when there's another person
you'd rather be with.
Mm.
Actually, I know exactly
what that's like.
Trish, I've made a huge mistake.
I'm not supposed to
be here with Piper.
I'm supposed to be
here with Ally.
And you're not Trish.
You don't want to be
here with my sister?
Please don't say
anything to Piper.
I don't want to ruin her prom.
You know, Austin, I'm really
glad that we're here.
Even if your pores are huge.
Piper, there's something
I have to tell you.
Nice tux, Chuck.
But it's not as sharp as mine.
Please, red.
My tux is so sharp, it
comes with safety goggles.
Oh, yeah?
My tux is so sharp, I got a
paper cut just putting it on.
My tux is so sharp, Japanese chefs
use it to chop vegetables tableside.
- Hu-ah!
- Ha!
My tux is so sharp, teachers warn
little kids not to run with it.
My tux is so sharp, instead
of pencil sharpeners,
people use "pencil
my-tux-eners."
Okay, that one didn't
make any sense.
Eh, I'll admit that
one was a stretch.
Point is...
I look sharp.
Now you do.