Austin & Ally (2011–2016): Season 3, Episode 18 - Videos & Villains - full transcript

Hey, are those the new
sneakers you're endorsing?

Yeah, they're called
Moon walkers.

They're good on the basketball
court or the dance floor.

Whoo!

Anyway, the shoe company wants me
to wear these every time I perform.

You can debut them tonight
on "video countdown live".

I am so excited for the
"Austin Moon special."

Nice work, Trish.

Hey, it's my job.

Most managers would be happy
with a simple thank you.

I'm not like them.



Here's a list of
things you can buy me.

I can't wait to see
what fans voted on

for your top ten performances.

I personally voted 700
times for "finally me."

That's Ally's song. I've
never performed it.

Hey, I like what I like.

What are you doing, Austin?

I'm looking for my Moon walkers.

I packed everything else. My lucky
shirt, my lucky brush, my...

I'm not sure what
this is doing here.

You guys ready to
start the show?

Uh, actually, we
just need a few...

And we're live!

We're counting down the top
ten Austin Moon performances.



As voted on by you, the fans.

And at the end of our show,

Austin's gonna
perform for us live.

Now, let's get him out here.

I can't go on camera
without my sneakers.

They must be at sonic boom.

You guys cover for me.

I'll take care of this.

Hey, don't say anything
to embarrass Austin.

Please.

Jett, Austin's gonna be a while.

He's backstage
popping a huge zit.

Okay, disgusting.
Roll the video.

Here's number ten,
"can you feel it?"

Looking for these?

Brooke!

How did you get those?

Well, I certainly didn't
sneak into shredders,

take them out of your bag, then lure
you back here to write me a love song.

Why does it seem like that's
exactly what you did?

I can't write a song, I have
to be on "vcl" right now.

Well, then you
better write fast.

Or the shoes get it.

Not the shoes.

That was number
nine, "timeless."

Now, let's ask Austin
some questions.

We can answer for him.

Uh, let me guess...

He's busy trimming his
nose hairs now, huh?

Maybe.

Ask us anything.

We know everything about Austin.

Uh, okay, what's his
favorite cereal?

Wow, you guys are real
Austin Moon authorities.

Okay, here's number
eight, "don't look down."

Write a love song that tells the
world how you feel about me.

Or say goodbye to your
precious Moon walkers.

You wouldn't dare.

I'll start with the shoelace.

It'll be a perfect
addition to my scrapbook.

Sorry, wackadoodle.

You took off the door handle?

I'm trapped.

Austin should have
been back by now.

We better call him.

Oh.

Hello, Austin?

What? No, it's me, Dez. I'm
trying to find Austin.

Dez, you're talking to yourself.

Austin gave you his phone to
hold while he went on stage.

Oh.

Hey, can I call you back?

Yeah, sure.

Austin had better get here soon.

I promised millions of fans he would
sing live at the end of the show.

Hey, I'm just his manager.

I'm not in charge of managing
where he's at, at what time.

Wait, that's exactly what I do.

I'll go look for him.

And that was number
seven, "better together."

You know what else
is better together?

Austin Moon and my show,
that he promised to be on.

Next up, number
six, "double take."

How was that?

I hate it.

But don't give up, darling.

You're so talented.

Come on, Brooke. Give
me the door handle.

I told you, you're not leaving
here until you finish my song!

- Austin, there you...
- Don't shut the...

door.

That was number
five, "illusion."

I'm starting to think that Austin
might also be an illusion.

We have to keep stalling.

I'll ask Jett some questions and
make sure he keeps talking.

Anyway...

Jett, why don't you tell me something
interesting about yourself.

Oh, well, before I became a TV host I
was an international undercover spy.

- I had a cool...
- Boring.

Let's go to the next video clip.

"I've got that rock n' roll."

Way to keep him talking.

We need to text Ally for help.

Yeah, this song you're writing
for Brooke is terrible.

Not to help me write, to
help us get out of here.

But don't let Brooke see you.
She'll hurt my shoes.

Got it.

Hey, Brooke.

Sit next to Austin.

It'll help inspire him.

What are you doing?

I'll tell you what I'm doing.

Getting lost in your eyes.

Your beautiful,
greenish-brown, scary eyes.

And now, at number three,
"living in the moment."

Oh, it's from Trish.

"Trapped by books in the plastic room.
Rescue us."

What does that mean?

It's perfectly clear.

Grab the rescue bus and let's get
to the library. That's not it.

Why does books have
a capital "b"?

It must be Brooke!

"Trapped by Brooke in
the practice room.

Rescue us."

Maybe.

I'm still not sold on it.

All right, I'm getting
tired of this.

Austin had better be
here in five minutes.

Uh, what if he can't make it?

Well, then this network will never air
another Austin Moon video ever again.

You do realize if you cut Austin from
your network, you'll also be losing me.

Yeah, I'm okay with that.

I have the perfect plan, Ally.

I'll stay here and stall Jett, while
you sneak into the practice room

and rescue Austin and Trish.

If I'm sneaking into
the practice room,

why are you wearing that outfit?

Black is very slimming.

Just go get them.

Uh... hey, guys.

This is your idea of a rescue?

What gave me away?

Singing your own action
music kinda tipped us off.

I'm never getting out of here.

And now, we've arrived
at the number one song.

Out of all the Austin Moon
performances, you chose this... as...

The... best...

The... final... song.

Here we go.

The... number...

one...

song...

is...

- Just say it already!
- "You can come to me"!

Ooh, I love that video.

Austin's got two minutes.

But I can't stay and watch.

If we don't break
down that door now

you're gonna miss your
live performance.

Okay.

I don't even care about
the sneakers anymore.

Let's just get out of here.

What are you guys doing?

Nothing... go!

I'll take these.

Austin! Austin! Austin!

Uh, I am sorry to
have to say this.

Austin Moon is not coming.

Because I'm already here.

You will never believewhat
I just went through.

Don't care. Just sing.

Thanks, everyone, for
voting for my videos.

This is a special song I
wrote for all my fans.

Except Brooke.

This is called "upside down."

The shoe companywas really happy
with your "VCL" performance.

Your Moon walkers are selling like crazy.
People love shoes that you can dance in

and play basketball in.

Whoo! Bam!

Do you have to keep doing
that with my food?

Austin's Moon walkers
inspired me to design

my own multi-functional
footwear.

Check out my infomercial.

Do people laugh at
your skinny legs?

Well, fret no more.

Introducing the calf blaster.

A formal-slash-workout
shoe, all in one.

You get a workout in every step.

Look what it's done for me
in just three short days...

Norder in the next ten
minutes and I'll throw in

my grandmother's mean cat.