Austin & Ally (2011–2016): Season 2, Episode 8 - Girlfriends & Girl Friends - full transcript

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Hey, Ally! Wanna hang out?

I have to put these
harmonicas away.

Are you done yet?

Are you done yet?

Are you done yet?

- How about now?
- Dez!

Why don't you hang with Austin?

I can't. Ever since he started
dating Kira I barely see him.

I know you miss him, but part of growing
up is learning to be your own best friend.

You're right. I
don't need Austin.



I have myself and that's enough.

Good. Now I'm going back...

Don't leave me!
Myself's not enough!

Guess who got a job at
Champy's Sports Grill?

What's with Dez?

He misses Austin.

Oh, Dez.

I'll hang out with you
till Austin gets back.

- Thanks, Trish.
- Hey, Austin.

Austin, I'm so glad you're here. I
almost had to hang out with Dez.

How was Phil's Fun Town?

Aw, you won Kira a giant panda.

Actually, I won it for Austin.

You weren't supposed
to tell anybody.



Aw, you're so cute
when you pout.

Aw, you're so cute when
you tell me I'm so cute.

I should go. Walk me out?

My pleasure.

Um...

I meant Austin!

I know it's gotta be hard watching
Austin and Kira together.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah. Why wouldn't I be okay?

Because last week you
said you liked Austin

and now you're acting
like you're over him.

Come on, Ally, you
can talk to me.

There's nothing to talk about. Austin
likes Kira, and I'm totally cool with it.

Totally cool with what?

She's totally cool with
giving me 20 bucks.

Pay up, so he'll believe it.

She means I'm totally cool
that we can't hang out today

because I have an old
friend coming into town.

His name's Elliot.

We went to Arts and
Crafts Camp together.

Beep beep beep. Oh, just
got a text message.

It says "nerd alert".

I remember Elliot.

He was your first crush.

Here's a picture of us making
macaroni Christmas ornaments.

Eh, if you take away the braces and bushy
eyebrows, he wouldn't look so bad.

That's me.

I am so excited to see Elliot.

Ally?!

Elliot!

That's Ally's friend?

Beep beep beep.

♪ "Hunk alert".

♪ When the crowd wants more,
I bring on the thunder.

♪ 'Cause you've got my back,
and I'm not going under.

♪ You're my point,
you're my guard.

♪ You're the perfect chord.

♪ And I see our names
together on every billboard.

♪ We're headed for the
top, we've got it on lock.

♪ We'll make 'em say "hey!"

♪ And we'll keep rockin'.

♪ Oh, there's no way I
could make it without ya.

♪ Do it without ya,
be here without ya.

♪ It's no fun when
you're doing it solo.

♪ With you it's like, "whoa".
Yeah, and I know.

♪ I own this dream.

♪ 'Cause I got you with me.

♪ There's no way I could
make it without ya.

♪ Do it without ya,
be here without ya.

It's so good to see you.
Wow, you look ah-mazing.

Me? What about you?
You look gah-orgeous.

Why are they talking
so cruh-azy?

Come meet my friends. This
is Trish, Dez and Austin.

Nice to meet you guys. Austin, I'm
a huge fan, your album rocks.

Thanks, man. I have the best
songwriter in the business.

Yeah, she's the
best at everything.

That's why we were basket weaving
buddies at Camp Craft-a-Monga.

And I'll never forget the first day
she walked into the weavers' tent.

He said my baskets
were "unbe-weaveable".

I used to do arts
and crafts too.

Nobody cares.

Remember when we
tie-dyed pillowcases?

We were only supposed
to tie-dye T-shirts.

We were arts and crafts rebels!

Yeah... I don't think
those words go together.

Check it out! It's
a hand turkey.

Gobble gobble gobble.

Put it away. You're
embarrassing yourself.

Ally, I need to ask
you something.

Will you...

Help me make a toothpick
house for my turtle?

Of course! Still
have your glue gun?

I never leave home without it.

Isn't he cute?

I thought so until he
pulled out a glue gun.

Well, great to meet you, Elliot.
Ally and I have to rehearse now.

We'll rehearse later, Austin. I
wanna show Elliot around Miami.

I saw a craft store in the Mall.
Can we hit that first?

Does balsa wood make
the best bird feeder?

It does.

Hey, Trish. Have you seen Ally?

No. She's out with Elliot.

Again? It's been three days. How long
does it take to catch up with a guy?

A regular-looking guy, a day.

A cutie like him? You may
never see Ally again.

We need to write some new songs.

But with Elliot around, it's
like Ally's too busy for me.

Huh, join the club.

You sure this is
just about work?

You almost sound jealous.

Why would I be jealous? I'm dating Kira.
She won me a panda.

I was just asking. You don't
have to sound all defensive.

I'm not defensive! I think
you're jealous of my panda.

And then I said your baskets
were "unbe-weaveable".

We had so much fun back then.

Well, I bet your fun back then wasn't
anymore fun than our fun back now.

Anyway...

Ally, you ready for
our girls' day?

Oh, Trish...

Don't hate me, but I was really hoping
Ally and I could basket weave again...

For old time's sake.
You wanna join?

Oh, that sounds awful.

Sorry, Trish. We'll have our
girls' day next weekend.

Come on, Elliot.

Hey, Austin. Ready
to go to the movies?

Um...

Can I take a rain check?

I have to go work on
a song by myself.

Ally hasn't had time since
Elliot's been in town.

Is that the guy I just saw her with?
He's really cute.

He carries a glue gun, you know?

Well, I'm bummed
you can't make it.

- Hey, Austin.
- Sorry. I'll call you later.

- Okay?
- What time?

That was really weird.
Is he okay?

Yeah, I think he's just stressed because
he hasn't had time to write with Ally.

Well, I guess that makes sense. But now
I've got no one to go to the movies with.

I'll go with you!

Aw, that's sweet, Dez. But you don't have
to do that for me. See you guys later.

It wasn't for you.

- Wanna hang?
- I don't know. I'm doing girly stuff...

- I'll pay.
- To the spa we go.

Guess who just got his eyebrows plucked,
armpits waxed and feet scraped?

- That sounds painful.
- It was!

And it's all your fault!

Sorry, but... you do
smell pretty good.

Thanks. It's cucumber melon.

Why are you making
a bird's nest?

It's a basket.

Elliot's not the only guy
who can do arts and crafts.

Apparently, he is.

And I know why
you're doing this.

You're bummed about
Ally and Elliot.

A guy can't just basket
weave for the fun of it?

No. No, he can't.

Austin, don't you see
what's going on here?

- You like Ally.
- What?! That's crazy!

Is it? You don't like
anything about Ally?

Well, yeah. I like a lot
of stuff about Ally.

- I like writing songs with her.
- Uh huh.

I like that I can talk
to her about anything.

Go on.

And... I like her smile
and the way she laughs.

Oh! And I really like
when we're playing piano,

and my hand accidentally
touches hers.

I get this awesome feeling that no
one, not even Kira, makes me...

Oh, man.

I like Ally.

Oh, it's more than that, buddy.

I think you're in love with her.

Wow. I like Ally.

Yay.

Score.

I need to talk to you, Dez. I was up all
night thinking about what you said.

About you and Ally and the...

Yeah, the...

Maybe I do have
feelings for her.

But she clearly likes Elliot, and I'm
dating Kira, who I really really like.

I get it. You're torn.

Let me give you some
unbiased advice.

Forget about girls! Hang
out with your best friend!

Trust me. You'll feel better.

Look, Dez, I like things the
way they are with Kira.

And I don't wanna ruin
my friendship with Ally,

just because I have
some mixed feelings.

Your feelings aren't mixed. You like
Ally way more than you like Kira.

No, I don't! And I'm
gonna prove it.

Hey, Austin. I got your text. What's
so big you couldn't wait to tell me?

That I'm sorry for how I've
been acting this week.

I'm gonna make it up to
you starting tonight.

We're seeing Katy Perry
at the beach club!

Really?!

Man! I wanna see Katy Perry.

- Meet me at Sonic Boom at 7:00.
- Okay.

Isn't she awesome?

I can't believe I had
second thoughts.

Obviously, me and Ally
should be together.

- Did you hear what you just said?
- Later, buddy.

Dez, since you have
no one to play table

hockey with and I hate
working, I had an idea.

- You wanna play table hockey with me?!
- Close.

I want you to clean
the counter with me.

Let's do it!

And remember when we
tie-dyed pillowcases?

Yep, I still remember.

So, I'll meet you at Champy's at 7:00.
Don't forget, it's trivia night.

Remember how competitive I was when
we used to play games at camp?

Yes! I remember
everything from camp.

Trish, I thought you were
supposed to be at work.

I am. That's why I'm here.

Great, because I
need to talk to you.

Elliot mentioned the
"G" word today.

Glue gun?

No. Girlfriend.

As in, I think he
wants me to be his.

Ally, that's great! That's
what you wanted, right?

I thought so, but after hanging
out with him for a week,

I realize we have nothing
to talk about but camp.

And that's all he talks about.

That's too bad. I know
he was your first crush.

Well, I'm not the same girl I
was at Camp Craft-a-Monga.

No kidding. Your eyebrows
are nowhere near as bushy.

I wanted so bad for things
to work out with him.

I'm not even sure why.

I know why. You
still like Austin.

I know. You're right.

Maybe I thought it would be easier to
get over Austin if I had somebody else.

You have to tell Elliot
you're not interested.

Okay, I'll do it tonight.

I'll just say, "Elliot,
you were my first crush".

I always wanted to
be your girlfriend".

Oh. Hey, Dez.

Hi, Ally. I didn't
hear anything.

Okay.

Um... well, I better get
ready to meet Elliot.

What do I wear for
something like this?

Well, you're coming to Champy's
and I'll be your server,

so you should wear something
to hide food stains.

I'll go with a red dress.

I gotta find Austin!

Make it quick. I wanna
hang out with you tonight.

Really?! You wanna
hang out again?

Well, you can keep doing all my work,
and I'll keep taking all the tips.

But you can still call
it "hanging out".

Deal!

- Austin!
- Ah!

We gotta talk about Ally.

We already went over that.
I'm happy with Kira.

Ally and I are just friends.
I swear.

Okay, great, because I was
worried you'd be upset,

that Ally's gonna tell Elliot
she wants to be his girlfriend.

- What?!
- Yeah.

She said he was her first crush and she's
always wanted to be his girlfriend.

She's telling him tonight at Champy's.
She's wearing a red dress and everything!

No! That can't happen. She can't be his
girlfriend, he's not the right guy for her.

Well, I'm just glad you don't
have any feelings for Ally,

because I'd hate to see how'd you
react if you really liked her!

Hey, Austin. Ready for
the Katy Perry concert?

Yeah, I just gotta drop something
off to Ally on the way.

This pencil.

It's her lucky one. She needs it to finish
lyrics for a song we're working on.

Aren't all those
pencils the same?

No, she's really superstitious.

It has to be this one.

I mean, this one! Let's go.

And then I said your baskets
were "unbe-weaveable".

I never get tired of
telling that story.

Yeah, I noticed.

Listen, Elliot. I
need to talk to you.

Ally!

Austin? What are you doing here?

I brought your lucky pencil.

This isn't my lucky pencil.

I can't believe she noticed.

Are you guys staying
for trivia night?

- No, we're on our way to see Katy Perry.
- Aw, Kira.

I think they want us to stay.

Actually, I was kinda hoping
for some time alone...

Oh, if you insist. A couple
questions won't hurt.

Ally and I are gonna win.
We're the best team.

No, you're not.

Because me and Kira are.

Aw, you think we
make a good team?

Yeah, but not tonight.
Let's not play teams.

I say we go head-to-head.

Unless Elliot's
scared I'll beat him.

- Austin, what about Katy Perry?
- I'll beat her too.

So what do you say, Elliot?

I say the same thing Camp
Craft-a-Monga says about sun block.

Bring it.

- What'd I miss?
- Dez, you're just in time.

- I'm about to beat Elliot in trivia.
- But you stink at trivia.

Dez, could you be a
little more supportive?

Sorry. But you stink at trivia!

Okay, people with nothing better
to do, welcome to trivia night.

Yippee.

Right. First question.

"Name the British singer who
sang "Rolling in the Deep".

That's a tough one. I'm
not really into music.

Ha! You hear that, Ally?
He's not into music.

Time's up.

The correct answer is... Adele.

Austin: One; Elliot: Zero.

Kira: Bored. Can we go now?

Okay, next question.

"Name the method for dyeing
of fabric using wax".

- I know this from camp.
- Shocker.

What is it, Kira?! Think think!

- I have no idea.
- Hey! No helping each other.

Time's up. The answer is...

- Batiking.
- Yes!

All tied up.

In your face, Austin.

You know whose face
we should be in?

Katy Perry's.

Just one more question.

That was our 50th
and final question.

Did I win?!

Austin, you and
Elliot are tied...

For last place.

Oh, and Ally Dawson won.

Woo! Free appetizer!

Austin, let's go. I don't
wanna miss the concert.

And, Elliot, I really
need to talk to you.

No! No one can do anything
until I beat him.

I know how we can settle this.

Okay, this is ridiculous. You guys
have been doing this for hours.

Why don't you guys
just call it a draw?

No, we're not done!
I have to beat him!

I don't understand why
you care so much.

Yeah, Elliot. Why do you care?

You know what?

- I don't.
- Whoa!

Yes! I won!

You sure?

Winners aren't usually covered
in egg salad and buffalo sauce.

Elliot's not so perfect
now, is he, Ally?

Still wanna be his girlfriend?

- What? I don't...
- So that's why you cared so much!

I should have known something
was going on, I'm out of here.

Kira, wait! I can explain!

Ally, is that true? You
wanted to be my girlfriend?

Actually, I just wanna...

No, I guess now is as good a
time as any to tell you, Ally.

I just wanna be friends.

What?

Sorry, but...

I just realized we have got
nothing to talk about but camp.

It gets a little
boring after awhile.

You think?

Uh, I mean...

Yeah. Maybe we just
weren't meant to be.

We'll always have camp. We'll
always only have camp.

Look, Austin. I know you like me, but you
obviously also have feelings for Ally.

- No, I don't.
- Austin, come on!

Okay, yes.

No. Maybe.

I don't know. I'm confused.

Well, I'm not. When you figure out
what you want, give me a call.

At least you don't have to
worry about Elliot anymore.

Austin made that easy.

Yeah, what was that all about?

I don't know.

If you ask me, he's been acting
weird since Elliot got here.

It's like he's jealous.

Jealous?

- You don't think...
- Yup.

Austin likes you.

Whoa.

What should I do?

- Should I tell him I like him too?
- No, let him come to you.

Guys hate to be pressured.

They're like birds.

If you freak them out,
then they'll fly away.

Sorry, I've been
hanging out with Dez.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Listen, Ally, about tonight...
- You don't have to say anything, Austin.

I mean, you don't have
to not say anything.

You know what? Let's
just work on the song.

Okay.

I was thinking the chorus
could go like this...

Yeah, that'd be great.

I really had fun hanging
out with you today, Dez.

- Really?
- Yeah.

You're a good friend.

You missed a spot.

Well, the Restaurant's all
clean, and here's your tips.

Now will you play with me?

Why not?

Oh!

Man!

- But paper covers rock.
- Who cares?