Austin & Ally (2011–2016): Season 2, Episode 7 - Ferris Wheels & Funky Breath - full transcript

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Ladies and gentlemen,
this is it.

They're about to announce
the ♪1 music video.

I really hope it's ours.

Your pick for the ♪1 music
video of the day is...

Coming up right
after this break.

- Oh, really?!
- Oh, come on!

Guess who got a job
at Daisy's Bouquets?

I did. It's a flower shop. I'll probably
get fired soon. So what'd I miss?

Video Countdown Live is almost over and
still no sign of "No Ordinary Day".

That means "No Ordinary Day" is either
♪ 1 or out of the top 10 completely.



We can't be out. Yesterday we were ♪4.
The day before, ♪7.

Before that, it was five, four,
eight, five, five, five, five...

Dez!

Or was that last part
my Nana's phone number?

- Quiet! It's back on.
- Oh!

America voted.

The results are in.

Your pick for the ♪1
video of the day is...

"No Ordinary Day"
by Austin Moon!

I can't believe it. I
directed a ♪1 video.

Congrats, Dez!

Austin, you and Kira look great.

We're just lucky people can't smell
her breath through their TV,

or there'd be no one left
to vote for the video.



Sometimes in my dreams,
I can still smell it.

It's a bummer. Kira
seems really cool.

I'd totally ask her out if her
breath didn't smell like rotting...

Oh, hey, Kira!

Hey, guys. Congratulations.

Wait. Say that again.

Congratulations?

One more time. A
little breathier.

You guys are silly. It's
so good to see you.

You too. Is there something
different about you?

New hair, new dress,
new toothpaste?

Mm, no. Same old me.

Anyways, my dad knew your
video was gonna be ♪1

and wanted me to give you these.

"Congratulations. On
behalf of Starr Records,

enjoy these four ultimate
wrestling tickets".

- Awesome!
- Great!

Oh, ultimate wrestling tickets,
something we can all enjoy.

Eh.

Hey. Let's all go celebrate
by getting pizza, on me.

- Yes!
- Yeah.

Wanna come with, Kira?

Sure. As long as you promise not
to order garlic and anchovy.

I used to eat it every day, but I
think it made my breath stink.

No.

- Are you kidding me?
- What?!

Guys, remember? It was disgus...

Tingly excellent.

Saved it.

♪ When the crowd wants more,
I bring on the thunder.

♪ 'Cause you've got my back,
and I'm not going under.

♪ You're my point,
you're my guard.

♪ You're the perfect chord.

♪ And I see our names
together on every billboard.

♪ We're headed for the
top, we've got it on lock.

♪ We'll make 'em say "hey!"

♪ And we'll keep rockin'.

♪ Oh, there's no way I
could make it without ya.

♪ Do it without ya,
be here without ya.

♪ It's no fun when
you're doing it solo.

♪ With you it's like, "whoa".
Yeah, and I know.

♪ I own this dream.

♪ 'Cause I got you with me.

♪ There's no way I could
make it without ya.

♪ Do it without ya,
be here without ya.

Oh!

Whoa! The zoom on my
new camera is amazing.

By the way, Trish, I think you have a tiny
cavity on your upper left wisdom tooth.

You have a giant cavity
where your brain should be.

Kira, can I get you
another slice?

Nope, still good with the
four you already gave me.

Are they too hot? I can
blow on them for you.

That's okay. I'm gonna
go grab some napkins.

Use my shirt.

I'll stick with paper
napkins, thanks.

Guys, be honest...
am I acting weird?

I wouldn't say weird.

I'd say really weird.

She's just so pretty.

It's throwing off my whole game.

What you need is someone to
subtly talk you up. Allow me.

- Here you go.
- Thank you.

How amazing is Austin?

He's funny, talented, awesome
dancer, can count to 10 in Spanish.

Has amazing hair.

- What am I forgetting?
- Just the subtlety part.

You're right, Ally.
He's a good one.

Well, I gotta run.
Thanks for lunch.

Bye.

- Bye.
- Bye.

I should probably go too. I
have to get back to the store.

Okay, I'm definitely
asking her out.

Uh, whoa. Bad idea. You can't
date your boss' daughter.

- But I like her.
- I say go for it.

Follow your heart. Don't let
anyone get in your way.

Dez, you're in my way.

Hey, Trish.

I was thinking, since you and Ally
aren't crazy about Jimmy Starr's gift,

how about you put together
a small bouquet for Ally

and get yourself something too.
I'll pay.

Really? Thank you.

Forget the flowers. I suggest using the
money to get that tooth looked at.

Ugh. Say "ah".

Ah.

Ah!

Okay, put your fingers on this
fret and your pinky down here.

Now strum.

And playing guitar isn't easy, so don't
worry if you don't get it the first time.

Whoa!

You're a quick learner.

I've been playing
since I was four.

I just thought it was cute how
excited you were to teach me.

Thanks.

So, Kira, I was wondering
if maybe you'd wanna...

You know...

Go out sometime?

Like on a date.

A date? Are you being serious?

Huh. Not exactly the
response I was looking for.

No, it's just that I thought
you and Ally liked each other.

What?!

Me and Ally? No way!

You sure? Because I've never
seen a guy and girl spend so

much time together that weren't
boyfriend and girlfriend.

Trust me, Ally and I
are just friends.

We like each other a lot,
but not in that way.

All right. As long as there's nothing
going on between you and Ally...

I'll go out with you.

Austin, here are the flowers
you ordered for Ally.

It's not what it looks like.

I just ordered some flowers to thank
her for writing the song for my video.

Oh! And some more.

It was the ♪1 video.

Ah, and another.

Whoa! Who's got a
secret admirer?

These are the flowers
Austin got for Ally.

Austin's Ally's secret admirer.

No. I just wanted a small gift.

This is your idea
of a small gift?

Well, when it comes to Austin and
Ally, no gesture is too big.

They have a special
relationship.

Oh, my gosh. Who are
all the flowers for?

They're for you.

Really? From who?

Me.

"There's no way I can
make it without you".

Aw, thank you so much, Austin.

This is the sweetest thing ever.

Kira, step aside please. I need a
clear shot of our happy couple.

- Kira, wait! I can explain!
- Whoa, slow down! Still hugging here.

It's okay. I see
what's going on.

You two clearly have
feelings for each other and,

your friends want
you together too.

What? N-no. It's not like that.

It's all good, Ally. I'm
not gonna get in the way.

Let's just forget the date.

Trish, I told you to get a simple
bouquet, not the whole store.

You told me to get
something for myself too.

And I get a bonus for
every flower I sell.

So thank you.

Thanks for shopping
at Sonic Boom.

Ooh!

Don't forget your
complementary bouquet.

I still can't believe you're
just giving all of these away.

I'm drowning in flowers.

I love them, but what else am
I supposed to do with them?

Yeah, I'm running out
of ideas over here.

I've texted Kira five times
and she won't respond.

What else can I do?

You can give her one of these
stylish wrist corsages I made.

I don't think so, Dez.

Teddy bear topiary?

Maybe it's for the best.

I still don't think it's a good idea for
you to date Jimmy Starr's daughter.

But...

I want to.

Well, if you want Kira
to go out with you,

you need to do something super
romantic to show her how you feel.

Uh, hello.

Teddy bear topiary?

"Go out with me, Kira".

- Dez.
- No? Okay.

This whole mess is
partly my fault.

Let me help you plan
the perfect date.

We can plan all we want,
but there won't be

a date if she won't
answer any of my texts.

Don't worry, man. I'll find a way
to get her to go out with you.

I can be very persuasive.

Watch.

Give me $10.

No.

Okay.

Then don't give me $10.

I won't.

See? Persuasive.

Okay, so what's our big plan?

Well, let's tackle it like
we're writing a song.

I mean, you and I make
great music together.

We should be able to come
up with a great date.

That's true.

Tell me what your
perfect date would be.

We'd go to a zombie convention,
grab some pancakes,

and then play video games
in Dez's basement.

What? He's got an awesome TV.

Austin, it's gotta be special.

This isn't a guys' night out.

Picture this...

A picnic under the stars, a
romantic movie's playing.

Ooh! Like "Bikini
Beach Blood Bash"!

Um, I'm thinking
even more romantic.

Ooh! "Bikini Beach
Blood Bash II"...

Babes in Barbados".

More like "Le
Voyage De L'amour".

It's a silent movie playing
in the park tomorrow.

Silent?

Is it at least in 3D?

Austin, be serious. Imagine...

Kira's there.

Her eyes sparkling
in the moonlight...

Sparkle sparkle sparkle sparkle.

A gentle breeze
blowing her hair...

Breeze breeze breeze breeze.

What can you do to
show her how you feel?

Well, I could give her a gift.

Ooh! I'll get her a necklace
with her name on it. Like yours.

Perfect. She'll love that.

Okay, so...

I'll wait for the most
romantic part of the movie.

She'll be all cute and lovey.

I'll lean in, put
my arm around her.

She'll nuzzle up,
feeling butterflies.

My heart will be beating
out of my chest.

It'll be...

- Perfect.
- Perfect.

I know how to get
Kira to your date!

Fishing net, tranquilizer dart.

Oh!

Awesome!

Trish.

Check out what I got for
Austin's date with Kira.

A cozy picnic blanket...

A jar of pickles.

I like Austin.

Heart-shaped salamis...

Wait. Say that again.

Heart-shaped salamis?

No, the part about
you liking Austin!

Oh.

Right. That.

Yeah. I like Austin.

Ally, this is huge!

- What happened?
- I don't know.

We were pretending we were on the perfect
date and all of a sudden it felt like...

We were on the perfect date.

Trish.

What should I do?
I'm freaking out.

Well, for starters, I wouldn't help
him plan a date for another girl.

You need to tell
Austin you like him.

But he likes Kira.

Maybe he wouldn't if
he knew how you felt.

If I say something and he doesn't feel the
same way, everything will be ruined...

Our friendship, our
partnership, everything.

Please promise me you
won't say anything.

Your secret's safe with me.

I have to tell someone!

Hey, stranger!

Ally likes Austin!

Okay.

Now your secret's safe with me.

Okay, I got everything
together for Austin's date.

He said he wants to give Kira a
necklace just like my "Ally" one,

so I had the jewelry
store copy mine.

You should have gotten one
for yourself that says,

"I'm not even going to try to
go after the boy of my dreams".

That would never fit on a chain.

- Hey, guys.
- Oh!

All right, Austin. You're all
set for your perfect date.

Thanks for doing all this for me, Ally.
You're a good friend.

No problem.

Buddy.

So Dez, how'd you get Kira to agree
to show up at the park anyway?

I've spent the last 24 hours
collecting Kira data.

Her MyFace page, school schedule,
family tree, shoe size.

- Did that help?
- Not at all.

But she did agree to meet with me
to discuss a role in my next film.

She is going to be disappointed
when she sees Austin.

I'll take my chances.

Well, I better go
to my perfect date.

Don't wanna keep the
perfect girl waiting.

Sometimes the perfect girl
is closer than you think.

Not really. The park's a good
20-minute walk from here.

Thanks again, Ally.

I'm gonna make sure Kira knows how
much you helped with all this.

There's no way she'll still
think we like each other.

No way, pal.

Ow! Stop punching me.

You really need to work
on your fake laugh.

I need to work on
my fake laugh too.

♪ Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha, ha.

♪ Ha ha...

I genuinely want them to have
a great time on their picnic.

Then I hoped he packed
lots of vegetables.

Well, there's some pickles.

But mostly meat, why?

- Kira doesn't eat meat.
- What?

She has a very
detailed MyFace page.

Check it out.

Look! "Old movies are boring.
Grass makes me itch".

"The smell of pickles
makes me want to puke".

Oh, no! The date I
planned is all wrong.

Kira's gonna think I
sabotaged it on purpose.

Um, Ally?

Why are you wearing a necklace
that says "Kira" on it?

What?

Oh, no!

I must have put the wrong
one in the basket!

Which means Austin's gonna
give Kira the one that says...

"Ally"!

Relax, I'll just call Austin
and tell him everything.

You can't call. I told him to leave his
phone here, so he could focus on Kira.

Shoot!

No biggie. I'll just text him.

There. Problem solved.

Ally, I think you're
getting a text.

Kira.

Austin, I'm supposed
to be meeting Dez.

What are you doing here?

Proving that I don't like
Ally the way I like you.

- Austin, I don't...
- Give me a chance. Please.

Just watch one silent movie
with me in the park.

Silent movie?

Here? On this grass?

Romantic, right? Ally helped
me plan the whole thing.

Oh, Ally planned it?

Interesting.

Oh look, the movie's starting.

Why are we sneaking around?

Let's just give Austin Kira's necklace
and tell him to scrap the picnic.

We can't. Kira thinks we all want
me and Austin to be together.

If she sees us here, it'll look like we
planned this disaster date on purpose.

Then I'll just toss him his
phone and we can text him.

Hey!

You throwing stuff at me?

Uh, it came from back there.

Well, it better
not happen again.

Le Voyage De L'amour is
my favorite silent flick.

Nice aim, you doof.

Guys, focus. That basket is
full of things Kira hates.

- It's up to us...
- Shh!

- We're watching a movie here.
- But I didn't...

Eh!

Ally, look.

Meathead's packing fruit.

If we can somehow get his basket from
him, then we can switch it with Austin's.

Yes! Then I can put
Kira's necklace in it,

and Austin will be able to make
the most of the rest of his date!

Perfect! I'll create
a distraction.

Then I'll crawl over
and swap the baskets.

What's taking Dez so long?

Forget it. I'm gonna crawl over
there and switch the baskets.

- Do you want me to go with you?
- No, that's okay.

Good, because I don't
like crawling.

Oh!

Oof!

Oh, man.

This part gets me
every stinking time.

You sure you're all right?

Yup, this is great.

Ally sure knows
what a girl likes.

Ooh!

How about I make you one of my triple
decker meat lover's sandwiches?

Sorry, I don't eat meat.

Oh. Okay.

How about some pickles?

Pickles make me sick.

I'm pretty sure Ally just
packed pickles and meat...

And fruit and carrot sticks
and this homemade fettuccine.

Hey! That's my mom's
famous fettuccine.

This is ours. Leave us alone.

- Give me...
- Give it to me!

- I'm gonna miss the ending.
- Come on man!

Oh! You made me
miss the proposal.

Come on, Adrienne.
Let's get of here.

Looks like meathead's girlfriend just got
herself a brand-new "Kira" necklace.

Well, at least I got the "Ally" one
before Austin gave it to Kira.

Oh, no! It's not in here.

Austin must have taken it out
before I switched the baskets.

Uh, Ally? He definitely did.

I'm so sorry.

This date's been a nightmare,
but maybe this will help.

Wait!

Ally?

Why am I not surprised?
And that's my gift.

It's not yours, it's mine.

- Listen...
- Don't bother.

Thanks for planning
this date for us, Ally.

I think it turned out
exactly how you wanted.

That's not true! I can explain.

It's funny, really.

Now that's a distraction!

The sprinklers were
your distraction?

- You're welcome.
- Oh!

Ah!

I completely destroyed Austin's date.
I feel horrible.

Look on the bright side.

There's no way Austin and Kira
are going on a second date.

That was the best date ever! I
can't wait to go on a second date.

Wait, you guys had a good time?

After we dried off, we
grabbed some pancakes,

and played video games
in Dez's basement!

He has an awesome TV!

So I keep hearing.

Ally, I'm sorry I thought
you liked Austin.

What you did to try and save the
date tonight proves you don't.

Yup, that proves it.

Thanks again, Ally.

Are you okay?

I'm fine. I promise.

Well, there's no use wasting
a perfectly good picnic.

Let's go upstairs and dig in.

I'll meet you up there. I
just have to close up shop.

Okay.

"There's no way I can
make it without you".

Heart shaped salami?

I thought you'd never ask.

Too bad Dez isn't here to
help us finish all this.

- Where is Dez anyway?
- Hmm.

Oh, Claudette just tell
him you love him already!