Austin & Ally (2011–2016): Season 2, Episode 10 - Chapters & Choices - full transcript

Ally's mother returns from the jungles of Africa to plug a book on her animal research, while she and Austin are continuing to consider their relationship beyond songwriting, and attempts to overcome her stage fright even as Kira pressures Austin on the status of their relationship.

- Subs created by: David Coleman.
- Last time on "Austin & Ally"...

Austin and I do like each
other, but it's complicated.

I think he still has
feelings for another girl.

I made up my mind. I'm gonna
ask Kira to be my girlfriend.

It's time for me to
face my biggest fear.

I'm gonna perform on stage.

♪ If you wanna climb,
I'll be your ladder.

♪ If you wanna run.

♪ I'll be your road...

I did it! I conquered
my stage fright!

♪ Doesn't matter when.



♪ Anything you need.

♪ That's what I'll be.

♪ You can come to me...

Austin? I thought about it.
Yes, I'll be your girlfriend.

♪ You can come to me.

♪ Yeah...

Oh, uh...

I guess that's the answer to the
question I asked you yesterday.

And you said yes.

I guess that makes it official.

Congrats, you two.

- Ally, I...
- Thanks!

Well, I better get smooching...

I mean, scooching.



There's a movie I
don't wanna kiss...

I mean, miss.

Uh... let's go, Trish.

Uh, the duet sounded great tonight, Austin,
although your timing was a little off.

So Kira, about us...
I'm afraid that...

I know. You're afraid my dad's gonna
be mad we're officially dating.

- See, the thing is...
- Shh.

Let's not worry about
my dad right now.

Let's just be happy.

Aw, man. This is bad.
What am I gonna...

Shh.

Let's not worry about
Kira and Ally right now.

Let's just freak out.

♪ When the crowd wants more,
I bring on the thunder.

♪ 'Cause you've got my back,
and I'm not going under.

♪ You're my point,
you're my guard.

♪ You're the perfect chord.

♪ And I see our names
together on every billboard.

♪ We're headed for the
top, we've got it on lock.

♪ We'll make 'em say "hey!"

♪ And we'll keep rockin'.

♪ Oh, there's no way I
could make it without ya.

♪ Do it without ya,
be here without ya.

♪ It's no fun when
you're doing it solo.

♪ With you it's like, "whoa".
Yeah, and I know.

♪ I own this dream.

♪ 'Cause I got you with me.

♪ There's no way I could
make it without ya.

♪ Do it without ya,
be here without ya.

So have you talked to Austin
yet about the big kiss?

- What's there to talk about?
- Whoa, rewind. Kiss?

Yeah yeah. Austin and I kissed
last night, but not a big deal.

Oh, Sweetie! Your first kiss!
That is a big deal!

What makes you think
it was my first kiss?

Okay, it was my first kiss.

It was pretty magical.

I was there.

- Yeah. I felt like Cinderella.
- Aw.

Until the Prince's girlfriend showed
up, then the glass slipper broke,

the pumpkin exploded
all over me,

and the gingerbread man found
a wolf in grandma's house.

I think you're mixing
up your fairy tales.

It was pretty Grimm.

Too soon?

Bottom line... Austin has another
girlfriend, end of story.

Oh, honey.

I'm so sorry.

But you've got a choice...

You could think of last night as a
night that some boy let you down.

Or, you can think of it as the night
that you walked out on stage,

and conquered your biggest fear.

Listen to your mom. You
conquered your stage fright.

Let's focus on your career now. I'm gonna
be your manager. We're gonna do this!

You're right. If I can beat my
stage fright, I can do anything.

It's time to close the door on
Austin and open the door on me!

You gotta pull.

And open the door on me!

Woo!

Tastes better when it's a challenge.
Your move.

Nah, I don't feel
like playing anymore.

I can't stop thinking about
the whole Ally-Kira thing.

I admit, I was upset
about it at first.

But if you wanna be with Kira and
not Ally, I can accept that.

I don't wanna be with Kira.
I wanna be with Ally.

Woo! Thank goodness because I
really couldn't accept that.

Oh! Hey, Ally!

Oh. Hey, guys.

Do you guys wanna be alone?

- Uh, yeah. Kinda.
- Cool.

There's nobody sitting at
that table over there.

So...

Did you see Dez's
french fry building?

I call it the frie-ffel tower!

It was funnier when
I said it earlier.

Okay. Let's not make this any
weirder than it needs to be.

We kissed. It was good.

- Really good.
- Okay. Really good.

Magical, even.

Okay. It was really
good and magical.

But the point is...
you chose Kira.

But let's just stick to
being friends and partners

and pretend the kiss
never happened.

I can't pretend it never happened.
Ally, I wanna be with you.

Oh, so you broke up with Kira?

Well, no. Not yet.

Bye, Austin.

Bummer, man. Have a fry.
It'll make you feel better.

First Ally, now the fries?!

Do you have to destroy
everything you touch?

So if I'm gonna get Ally to change her
mind, I have to break up with Kira first.

- Woo, she's gonna be mad.
- Her dad won't be too happy either.

Yeah, he doesn't even
know we're dating.

Wait, that's it! If Jimmy finds out,
maybe he'll do the breaking up for me.

- Mmm!
- Good idea, huh?

No, I'm just enjoying my fry.
Mmm!

I hereby call this first official
team Ally meeting to order.

- Everyone take a seat.
- Everyone's sitting.

Let's hear from our songwriter.

That's me. I just
wrote a new song.

And now from our performer.

Again, me.

The vocals are
coming along great.

And now from our manager. Trish?

Well, I've got big plans for your
future as a superstar performer.

I've devised a one-year plan
to get you from here to here!

- Okay. What's the plan?
- Not a clue. But you end up here!

I am so excited!

Well, I have already thought
of some Ally merchandise.

Hmm.

Ally sponge.

Ally soap.

Ally plunger.

Ally toilet paper.
Single and double-ply.

Did you just steal all that stuff from
our bathroom and write my name on it?

Yup, that's the kind of
can-do manager I am.

I also called Megan from "Cheetah
Beat" to get you an interview.

Great job, Trish. Day one
progress report... amazing.

And from there, I'm thinking concerts,
a record deal and some dance lessons!

Because let's be honest, this...

Isn't cutting it.

- Hey, boyfriend.
- Hey, Kira.

Boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend.

I like the sound of that.

It's a great word when
used appropriately.

I couldn't agree
more, boyfriend.

Listen, I know we said
we were gonna wait,

but I think we need to
tell your dad about us.

Aren't you worried he's gonna
stop us from seeing each other?

That's a chance I'm
willing to take.

Hey, there he is.

Daddy?

What a coincidence
seeing you here!

You texted me to meet you here.

Did I? Anyway...

The important thing
is that you're here.

And there's something that we'd
like to talk to you about.

I'm listening.

There's a good chance
you're gonna be really,

really upset about what
I'm about to tell you.

Is there a point to this?

I think you should know
that me and Kira...

Your only daughter...

Are dating.

And we wouldn't want to continue
without your approval, so...

I have a strict policy against
my daughter dating musicians.

- No exceptions.
- Aw. No exceptions?

I gotta say, the fact that you called
me down here to ask my permission.

Proves that you're the kind of
guy my daughter should be with.

I'm sorry you feel that way...
wait. What?

You and Kira have my blessing.

- Group hug.
- Yay!

Wait. What?

- How's the new song coming?
- Oh, great! I'm almost done.

Well, guess who got her first interview
as a performer? Megan's on her way up.

That's awesome! Thanks, Trish.

I'm really excited
about this interview.

It'll be nice to talk about just Ally.
Not Austin and Ally.

O.M.G.!

I wanna talk about
Austin and Ally.

I heard you guys sang a duet.

Are you a couple? An item?
A thing?!

Whoa! Someone put too much
sugar on their cereal.

I brought you here to write
about Ally's new career.

And I will, but my
readers want the gossip.

I don't know much about chemistry, because
you don't take that till the eighth grade,

but I know that you two have it.

That's nice of you to say, but
Austin's dating somebody else.

Trust me, we're just partners.

So he does have a girlfriend!

Totes juice!

Now that we got the gossip out of
the way, can we focus on Ally?

Of course. Next week. But right
now, I have an epic story to break.

So... that went well.

Did you break up with her yet?

I tried to, but it
didn't go so well.

Hey, boyfriend.

Hey, Kira.

Listen, I need to
tell you something.

I think we should...

So anyway...

Please don't hate me.

Sorry, I couldn't hear
anything you said.

Why would I hate you?
You're my boyfriend.

What I was trying to say is...

I think we should...

Hi, Daddy.

What? That's awful.
I'll be right home.

My goldfish Mr. Gills just died.

I gotta go. What did
you want to tell me?

That I'm sorry for your loss?

Mr. Gills!

Mr. Gills died?

I loved that fish.

Anyway, I'm gonna meet
up with her again.

I gotta get this over with.

Austin Moon!

Word on the street... you
have a new girlfriend.

And I'm here to get the deets, the
skinny, the 411, the juice...

The information to
write my story.

What?

That is totes ridic.

And isn't there something more interesting
to write about than my private life?

Nope.

Uh well, I gotta go do
something really boring.

But I'll, uh, see you later.

Dez, walk me out?

I have to go break up with Kira and
I don't want Megan interfering.

I need you to keep
her away from me.

I'm on it. Megan... who wants a stick?
Who wants a stick?

Go get it! Go get it!

Now's your chance.
Get out of here!

Ugh! I'll get it.

So anyway, that's what I've been
trying to tell you all week.

- Please don't hate me.
- I don't hate you, Austin.

I mean, I wanna yell
and scream at you,

but I know that's not gonna
make me feel better.

- Wow, you're being so cool about it...
- You inconsiderate...

Woo!

That felt good.

- Are we cool now?
- Yeah.

You're still working
with my dad and,

there's no reason we shouldn't
try and be friends.

You're the best.

O.M.G. His girlfriend's
Kira Starr?!

Can you say exclusive?!

I am so proud of Ally for
getting over her stage fright.

We should throw her a
party to celebrate.

Great idea! We can do it
outside in the Mall for free.

- Let's get started.
- Come on.

Hey. How's it going?

Great.

I just finished a new song for myself and
did an interview for "Cheetah Beat".

That's awesome! I'm really
happy for you, Ally.

Listen, I just want you to know that
Kira's completely out of the picture.

Really?

Seriously? "Austin's
new girlfriend"?

Looks like she's still
in the picture to me.

Come on, Trish.

Ally, wait!

Austin, I gotta warn you!

Megan took pictures of you and
Kira to publish in "Cheetah Beat".

Oh.

You already know.

Aw.

Hey! I've got some ideas for some
publicity shots. Check it out.

Rocker Ally!

Country Ally!

And my personal favorite...

Dragon slayer Ally!

Nobody's gonna believe
I'm a dragon slayer.

Ally's a dragon slayer? I
knew dragons were real.

Uh. Hey, Ally.

Maybe we can hook up later
and work on some new songs.

Yeah, me and Trish have to come up
with some better publicity photos.

- Hey!
- But let's catch up later.

Man! I really messed
up with Ally.

- I wish she wasn't so over me.
- Hey, don't give up now.

You're Austin Moon. You can win her over.
All you need is a big romantic gesture.

I could buy her a piano she could
play at her first concert.

Gah, you clearly know
nothing about romance.

You gotta think bigger!

Like parachute the piano into the party and
then serenade her in front of everyone.

Oh! That's genius!

That's why they call me...
the love whisperer.

No one... calls you that.

Ally, your father and I are so proud of
you for overcoming your stage fright.

We can't wait to see what the next
step will be in your musical journey.

Ally, I love you, honey.
Come here.

Oh, I hope you enjoy
this party...

At which there is a two
shrimp limit per person.

Uh, can I say a few words?

Ally, I just wanna say
that I'm so happy for you.

And I can't wait to be in the
front row of your first concert.

When you're playing this!

Look up!

What is that?

I think it's a piano.

- Dez, the parachute's not open.
- Yeah, it hasn't been pulled yet.

Who's gonna pull it?

Run!

Uh... surprise.

Ally, I'm really sorry.

I should...

I'm really sorry, man.

I blew it. She
probably hates me.

Well, you did break her piano.

You know, I'll never forget that
first time we wrote a song together.

I was playing the piano...

She was writing in her songbook.

Hey, that's the card from
the flowers I got her.

"There's no way I could
make it without you".

She kept it.

This must be the song
she's working on.

Dez, listen to this...

"I think about you every
morning when I open my eyes".

"I think about you every
moment, every day of my life".

This song is amazing.

- Wait, do you know what this means?!
- That you're really nosy.

No.

It means no matter what she said,
she's liked me this whole time.

It's like I'm watching the
best romantic movie ever!

I know what I need to do.

Hey. I think I found a
piece without piano in it.

Nope.

♪ Last summer we met.

♪ We started as friends.

♪ I can't tell you how.

♪ It all happened.

♪ Then autumn it came.

♪ We were never the same.

♪ Those nights, everything
felt like magic.

♪ And I wonder if
you miss me too.

♪ If you don't, it's the one
thing that I wish you knew.

♪ I think about you.

♪ Every morning when
I open my eyes.

♪ I think about you.

♪ Every evening when I
turn out the lights.

♪ I think about you.

♪ Every moment, every
day of my life.

♪ You're on my
mind all the time.

♪ It's true.

♪ How long till I
stop pretending?

♪ What we have is never-ending.

♪ Oh.

♪ Oh!

♪ If all we are
is just a moment.

♪ Don't forget me
because I won't and...

♪ I can't help myself.

♪ I think about you.

♪ Ooh ooh.

♪ I think about you.

♪ Oh oh.

♪ I think about you.

♪ Every morning when
I open my eyes.

♪ I think about you.

♪ Every evening when I
turn out the lights.

♪ I think about you.

♪ Every moment, every
day of my life.

♪ You're on my
mind all the time.

♪ It's true.

♪ I think about you.

♪ You, you,

♪ you, you.

- Austin, I want...
- Shh!

Just come here.

I am freaking!

Where did she come from?

Guess who's on the cover
of "Cheetah Beat"?

I guess we're
officially a couple.

Finished! Woo! Fixed the
piano, good as new.

♪ I think about you every
morning when I open my eyes.

♪ I think about you every evening
when I turn out the lights.

♪ I think about you every
morning when I open my eyes.