Austin & Ally (2011–2016): Season 2, Episode 17 - Tracks & Troubles - full transcript
Austin accidentally records over one of Kira's demos for her new album.
Subs created by: David Coleman.
Wow, Trish, you really went all out
for our team Austin and Ally meeting.
Yeah, you've never had
it catered before.
Nothing but the best
for my clients.
Why does the cake say "Mazel Tov on
your Bar Mitzvah, Danny Shapiro".
Okay fine. You got me.
They're leftovers.
Guess who got a job at
High Class Catering.
Well, thank you, Danny Shapiro, for
not eating your cocktail weenies.
Yeah, these things are awesome.
All right, let's start the meeting.
Austin's up first.
Okay, next week you have
a gig at the beach club,
rehearsals with your dancers
and two days in the studio.
- Yes!
- I know.
You got a lot of exciting
stuff next week.
No, "yes" because I don't
have anything this week.
I can have my first
vacation all year.
This calls for a
cocktail weenie.
Woo, vacation!
I say we go to the beach every day, play
video games and sleep in until noon.
What up?
You realize you still
have school, right?
Aw.
Thanks for ruining my vacation.
Moving on to Ally.
I have some great
news for you too.
You've been nominated as one of
"Miami Music" magazine's future five.
No way, that's awesome.
What does that mean?!
Ever year, "Miami Music" picks
five up-and-coming singers
that they think are gonna
be the next big thing.
People vote online and choose one
future star out of the five.
This is so great, Trish.
Do you know how many cool
singers have won that contest?
Ah, 17?
4? 112?
17! Oh, I already guessed that.
The future five is a big deal, Ally. It
could really take you to the next level.
The magazine editor
Jean Paul Paul-Jean,
is throwing a party at his loft
tomorrow night for the nominees.
Tomorrow night? I
have so much to do.
I have to buy a new outfit, get
my hair done and pick up a gift.
I don't think you have to bring
a gift to the nominee party.
No, it's for Danny Shapiro.
To thank him for his
Bar Mitzvah weenies.
Hello. Oh hey, boss.
What?!
Uh, I'm on my way to
the Bar Mitzvah now.
I'm just stuck in traffic.
Guys, those weren't leftovers!
♪ When the crowd wants more,
I bring on the thunder.
♪ 'Cause you've got my back,
and I'm not going under.
♪ You're my point,
you're my guard.
♪ You're the perfect chord.
♪ And I see our names
together on every billboard.
♪ We're headed for the
top, we've got it on lock.
♪ We'll make 'em say "hey!"
♪ And we'll keep rockin'.
♪ Oh, there's no way I
could make it without ya.
♪ Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
♪ It's no fun when
you're doing it solo.
♪ With you it's like, "whoa".
Yeah, and I know.
♪ I own this dream.
♪ 'Cause I got you with me.
♪ There's no way I could
make it without ya.
♪ Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
Wow. "Miami Music" magazine sure
knows how to throw a party.
Hey, Trish. You look nice.
And you're here early.
Actually, I'm
catering this party.
And I was late.
Hey, there's the editor
Jean Paul Paul-Jean.
Welcome, beautiful people to
Miami Music's future five...
Extravaganza!
Or as the Italians
like to say...
Extravaganza!
And you wouldn't let me wear my cape
because you said I'd look stupid.
I'd like to introduce our five
nominees, each of which is so panda.
The means beautiful and rare.
Hip-hop artist Lil' Jumpy!
Future country star
Billy Joe Burns!
R&B phenom...
Chandelier Baker!
Pop diva Uniqua!
Pop diva Uniqua!
And multitalented
singer-hyphen-songwriter...
And multitalented
singer-hyphen-songwriter...
Ally Dawson!
Now let's hear some applause.
Or as the French like to say...
Applause!
- Go Ally!
- We're so proud of you.
You're so panda.
This year all of our nominees will be
posting a new music video on our website...
So the fans can vote for
our winning future star.
Cool, we get to make a video.
Now!
Let's celebrate with our feet.
Woo! Yeah!
That means dance.
Oh.
Yeah.
Thank you so much for nominating
me, Jean Paul Paul-Jean.
I would shake your hand, but then I would
have to shake everyone else's hand.
And, ooh, who has time for that?
Hello, Jean Paul Paul-Jean.
I don't believe we've met.
Well, I usually don't mingle
with the catering staff.
Well, I'm also Ally's manager.
- Crab cake?
- Oh, pleasure to meet you, crab cake.
Hey! And Austin Moon!
Hey! And Austin Moon!
What a thrill!
You are more than panda.
You are albino panda.
There is only one in the world.
Thanks, Mr. Paul-Jean.
Oh, Mr. Paul-Jean is my Father.
Call me... Jean Paul Paul-Jean.
Jean Paul Paul-Jean, I'm Dez.
Thank you so much for
inviting us to your party.
You're so generous to give us
gift bags, gum, lip gloss...
Cash?!
That's someone's purse.
Hey!
So what do you think Ally's chances
are of winning this contest?
Oh! I don't see
how she can lose.
She's a fabulous singer, sensational
musician, brilliant songwriter.
There's nothing she can't do...
Oh.
It appears there's one
thing she can't do.
That is so not panda.
Aah.
I love being on vacation.
Too bad it's been raining.
Would have been nice to go to a real
beach with some real beach babes.
Don't worry. I made some calls.
Hello, ladies.
Woo-hoo. I love my life.
I love your life too.
Can, uh, one of you
put sunblock on me?
I'll do it, buddy.
Dez, I wanted the
beach babes to do it.
With their tiny little girl hands?
It would take forever.
Sorry to interrupt your
little fake vacation,
but I just spoke to
Jean Paul Paul-Jean.
And he doesn't think Ally can win the
future five contest with her bad dancing.
She's not that bad.
And it's not like anybody
voting is gonna see her dance.
Maybe you're right.
There's probably nothing
to worry about.
Guys, I know what I'm gonna
do for my future five video.
I'm gonna write a dance song and show
the world my awesome dance moves.
Okay, there's definitely
something to worry about.
What are you doing?
Working on some more
cool dance moves.
Wash the window.
Wash the window.
Dry my hands. Dry my hands.
Listen, Ally. We wanted to
talk to you about your video.
My dance video?
Let's just call it
a video for now.
We really want you to win the
future five competition.
So we thought we should talk about what
we actually want to see in the video.
And what we don't want to see.
We thought we would make a list of
your strengths and your weaknesses.
Let's start with strengths.
You're an amazing songwriter.
You're a fantastic singer.
Incredible musician.
You're adorable.
This is fun. Great idea, guys.
That's a lot of strengths.
Oh, look.
Here's something else
you do, dancing.
Hmm.
Where do you think we
should put this card?
Strength? Weakness?
Strength? Weakness?
Uh...
Strength.
Guess again.
Weakness? But my dancing's
really improved this year.
People couldn't take their
eyes off me last night.
People can't take their eyes off me
when I have spinach in my teeth but,
I'm not making a spinach
in my teeth video.
Look. I like an organized
chart as much as anyone.
But I love my dancing. I don't
care what anyone else thinks.
Ha, wash the window.
Wash the window.
Dry my hands.
Dry my hands.
If she won't listen to us, we need
to show her how bad a dancer she is.
I know. We'll get her to
dance and video tape it.
Great idea. I know
just how to do it.
We'll rinse out the gym, throw
a fake Homecoming Dance,
hire 500 actors to play students, tell
them to vote Ally Homecoming Queen,
and when she comes out
for the first dance...
Bam!
We'll film her dancing.
Or we could just follow her around, wait
for her to dance and then film her.
Uh, fine.
But just so you know, I was gonna
make you fake Homecoming King.
Aw, man.
We've been following her for three
hours and she hasn't danced yet.
I have an idea.
Hey, Ally. How'd you
do on your test?
- I got an "A".
- Yay, victory dance.
- Woo-oo!
- Woo!
Come on, why aren't you dancing?
I always get "A" s.
If I danced every time I got a good
grade, my feet would fall off. Bam.
I got this.
Check it out.
Flash mob! Everybody join me.
Come on, Ally.
Six, seven, eight.
Guess I got the time wrong.
We're never gonna
get Ally to dance.
I still have one last idea,
but it's kind of a long shot.
Hey, Ally, can you do your
dance so Dez can film it?
Sure.
Well, that was easy.
Best vacation ever.
Oh, I think I caught something.
I got it. I got it.
He's struggling.
He's struggling.
- Woo!
- Put it with the others.
Ally's coming.
Great, now we can show her
the video of her dancing.
Hey, Ally, we're gonna watch a movie.
Come join us.
Oh, cool. What kind of
movie are we watching?
It's kind of a horror film
slash-comedy-slash-disaster film.
We're gonna go right
to the disaster part.
Oh, the horror.
Very funny. That's not a movie.
That's just me
dancing in the Mall.
Wow, I've never really
seen myself dance before.
Speaks for itself, right?
Yeah.
I knew my dancing was getting better,
but I didn't know it was that good.
Seriously?
Look, Ally, I don't know
how to say this but,
you look like a chimp trying
to climb an invisible rope.
No one thinks that.
Silly monkey, climb that rope.
Look, Ally, Jean Paul Paul-Jean
doesn't think you'll win the contest,
if people see you
dance like that.
So Jean Paul Paul-Jean
doesn't like my dancing.
That doesn't mean other
people won't love it.
I'll prove it to you. I'll
put it online myself.
What are you doing?!
Showing you that not
everybody hates my dancing.
Wow. Look at all the
comments already.
"You stink".
"You look like a chimp trying
to climb an invisible rope".
The Fire Department wants to
know if I need assistance.
Okay, so maybe everybody
does hate my dancing.
Oh, hey, there's positive one.
Oh. "I hate your dancing,
but you're adorable".
Thanks, Dez.
You're welcome.
Look on the bright side, Ally.
Your video has 30 likes.
But I got 3,000 dislikes.
I said "look on
the bright side".
I don't care about
these comments.
I'm still making my video.
Ally, if people are
making fun of you now,
think what'll happen if you actually
make an entire dance video.
They're only making fun of me
because they have no vision.
No, I think the problem
is they have vision.
Jean Paul Paul-Jean?
What are you doing here?
No time for small talk.
I don't know if you can
tell, but I am very upset.
All right. Fine, you caught me.
I'm the guy who went into your closet and
tried on all your capes at the party.
That's not why I'm here.
Then I'm not the
guy who did that.
I am upset because I saw this...
On the Internet!
That is so not panda.
People are questioning my decision
to include Ally in the future five.
We're sorry about
that video clip.
We promise that you won't be disappointed
when Ally's real music video comes out.
I hope not.
I do not do well with...
Disappointment.
Or as the Germans say...
Disappointment.
Wow.
That guy speaks a
lot of languages.
Working on some new moves?
No, I'm trying to catch a fly.
Oh.
It's kind of hard
to tell with you.
Listen, Ally, we really want
you to win that contest.
Are you sure you still want
to make a dance video?
Yes, Austin.
I don't care if everybody
doesn't like my dancing.
I like it.
And that's why I'm gonna make
and awesome dance video.
Wow, you really
believe in yourself.
If I didn't believe in myself, I
wouldn't be in the future five.
Or the believe-in-yourself club.
You know what?
I'm gonna help you make your video.
I'll cancel the rest of my vacation.
You know, you were never
really on vacation.
Okay, you can help, but
you got to do it my way.
The Ally way.
The Ally way! That's a
great name for the song.
Way ahead of you.
I'm also in the
great-song-namers club.
How do you have time
for all these clubs?
Well, I'm in the
time-management club too.
Hey, that's not funny.
You want me to say something?
No. They're just jealous.
Why is that?
Because I'm doing it my way...
The Ally way.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
- ♪Step one: Climb the rope.
- ♪Climb the rope.
♪ Climb the rope,
climb the rope.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
♪ Step two: Wash the
windows, wash the windows.
♪ Wash the windows,
wash the windows.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
♪ The Ally way.
♪ The Ally way.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
♪ Step three: Dry your hands.
♪ Dry your hands,
dry your hands.
♪ Dry your hands.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
♪ Now seesaw seesaw.
♪ Seesaw seesaw.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
♪ The Ally way, the Ally way.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
♪ The Ally way.
♪ The Ally way.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
♪ The Ally way.
♪ The Ally way.
♪ The Ally way.
♪ Put it all together now.
♪ Climb the rope,
climb the rope.
♪ Wash the windows,
dry your hands.
♪ Climb the rope,
climb the rope.
♪ Wash the windows,
dry your hands.
♪ The Ally way.
♪ The Ally way.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
Jean Paul Paul-Jean is proud to announce
this year's winner and future star...
Ally Dawson!
Ally Dawson!
The fact that she made her dance
move into something cool...
Is more than albino panda.
It's albino panda
wearing a turtleneck.
Rare and almost
impossible to pull off.
- Congrats, Ally.
- You rock.
I take back everything I ever said about
that stupid believe-in-yourself club.
I never doubted you, Ally.
Yeah, you did.
Oh, yeah. I did, didn't I?
Speech! Speech!
Or as they say in Pig Latin, "eech-spay!
Eech-spay!"
Jean Paul isn't the only one
who knows foreign languages.
Hat-way up-way!
I just want to thank my friends
for helping me make the video.
And everyone who voted for me.
I only have two pieces of
advice for everyone here.
Stay true to yourself and don't
forget to tip your caterer.
Oh, thanks, Ally.
By the way, nobody touch the
"Happy Birthday Clarissa" cake.
There's a four-year-old girl
that's about to have a fit.
I'm on my way, boss.
Move!
Now let's celebrate with
our feet the Ally way!
♪ Step one: Climb the
rope, climb the rope.
♪ Climb the rope,
climb the rope.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
After all that dancing, I
really need this vacation.
You were right, Austin.
This is relaxing.
Told you. Want to go
instrument fishing?
Nah, zero times is enough.
I don't know about you guys, but I
sure could use another coconut drink.
Cabana boy!
♪ Serving drinks the Ally way.
♪ The Ally way.
♪ The Ally way.
♪ Serving drinks the Ally way.
Oh! Ally check it out,
your video went viral.
People around the world made their
own videos doing "the Ally way".
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
♪ Step one: Climb the rope.
♪ Climb the rope,
climb the rope.
♪ Climb the rope.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
♪ Step two: Wash the windows.
♪ Wash the windows,
wash the windows.
♪ Wash the windows.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
♪ The Ally way.
♪ The Ally way.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
Wow, Trish, you really went all out
for our team Austin and Ally meeting.
Yeah, you've never had
it catered before.
Nothing but the best
for my clients.
Why does the cake say "Mazel Tov on
your Bar Mitzvah, Danny Shapiro".
Okay fine. You got me.
They're leftovers.
Guess who got a job at
High Class Catering.
Well, thank you, Danny Shapiro, for
not eating your cocktail weenies.
Yeah, these things are awesome.
All right, let's start the meeting.
Austin's up first.
Okay, next week you have
a gig at the beach club,
rehearsals with your dancers
and two days in the studio.
- Yes!
- I know.
You got a lot of exciting
stuff next week.
No, "yes" because I don't
have anything this week.
I can have my first
vacation all year.
This calls for a
cocktail weenie.
Woo, vacation!
I say we go to the beach every day, play
video games and sleep in until noon.
What up?
You realize you still
have school, right?
Aw.
Thanks for ruining my vacation.
Moving on to Ally.
I have some great
news for you too.
You've been nominated as one of
"Miami Music" magazine's future five.
No way, that's awesome.
What does that mean?!
Ever year, "Miami Music" picks
five up-and-coming singers
that they think are gonna
be the next big thing.
People vote online and choose one
future star out of the five.
This is so great, Trish.
Do you know how many cool
singers have won that contest?
Ah, 17?
4? 112?
17! Oh, I already guessed that.
The future five is a big deal, Ally. It
could really take you to the next level.
The magazine editor
Jean Paul Paul-Jean,
is throwing a party at his loft
tomorrow night for the nominees.
Tomorrow night? I
have so much to do.
I have to buy a new outfit, get
my hair done and pick up a gift.
I don't think you have to bring
a gift to the nominee party.
No, it's for Danny Shapiro.
To thank him for his
Bar Mitzvah weenies.
Hello. Oh hey, boss.
What?!
Uh, I'm on my way to
the Bar Mitzvah now.
I'm just stuck in traffic.
Guys, those weren't leftovers!
♪ When the crowd wants more,
I bring on the thunder.
♪ 'Cause you've got my back,
and I'm not going under.
♪ You're my point,
you're my guard.
♪ You're the perfect chord.
♪ And I see our names
together on every billboard.
♪ We're headed for the
top, we've got it on lock.
♪ We'll make 'em say "hey!"
♪ And we'll keep rockin'.
♪ Oh, there's no way I
could make it without ya.
♪ Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
♪ It's no fun when
you're doing it solo.
♪ With you it's like, "whoa".
Yeah, and I know.
♪ I own this dream.
♪ 'Cause I got you with me.
♪ There's no way I could
make it without ya.
♪ Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
Wow. "Miami Music" magazine sure
knows how to throw a party.
Hey, Trish. You look nice.
And you're here early.
Actually, I'm
catering this party.
And I was late.
Hey, there's the editor
Jean Paul Paul-Jean.
Welcome, beautiful people to
Miami Music's future five...
Extravaganza!
Or as the Italians
like to say...
Extravaganza!
And you wouldn't let me wear my cape
because you said I'd look stupid.
I'd like to introduce our five
nominees, each of which is so panda.
The means beautiful and rare.
Hip-hop artist Lil' Jumpy!
Future country star
Billy Joe Burns!
R&B phenom...
Chandelier Baker!
Pop diva Uniqua!
Pop diva Uniqua!
And multitalented
singer-hyphen-songwriter...
And multitalented
singer-hyphen-songwriter...
Ally Dawson!
Now let's hear some applause.
Or as the French like to say...
Applause!
- Go Ally!
- We're so proud of you.
You're so panda.
This year all of our nominees will be
posting a new music video on our website...
So the fans can vote for
our winning future star.
Cool, we get to make a video.
Now!
Let's celebrate with our feet.
Woo! Yeah!
That means dance.
Oh.
Yeah.
Thank you so much for nominating
me, Jean Paul Paul-Jean.
I would shake your hand, but then I would
have to shake everyone else's hand.
And, ooh, who has time for that?
Hello, Jean Paul Paul-Jean.
I don't believe we've met.
Well, I usually don't mingle
with the catering staff.
Well, I'm also Ally's manager.
- Crab cake?
- Oh, pleasure to meet you, crab cake.
Hey! And Austin Moon!
Hey! And Austin Moon!
What a thrill!
You are more than panda.
You are albino panda.
There is only one in the world.
Thanks, Mr. Paul-Jean.
Oh, Mr. Paul-Jean is my Father.
Call me... Jean Paul Paul-Jean.
Jean Paul Paul-Jean, I'm Dez.
Thank you so much for
inviting us to your party.
You're so generous to give us
gift bags, gum, lip gloss...
Cash?!
That's someone's purse.
Hey!
So what do you think Ally's chances
are of winning this contest?
Oh! I don't see
how she can lose.
She's a fabulous singer, sensational
musician, brilliant songwriter.
There's nothing she can't do...
Oh.
It appears there's one
thing she can't do.
That is so not panda.
Aah.
I love being on vacation.
Too bad it's been raining.
Would have been nice to go to a real
beach with some real beach babes.
Don't worry. I made some calls.
Hello, ladies.
Woo-hoo. I love my life.
I love your life too.
Can, uh, one of you
put sunblock on me?
I'll do it, buddy.
Dez, I wanted the
beach babes to do it.
With their tiny little girl hands?
It would take forever.
Sorry to interrupt your
little fake vacation,
but I just spoke to
Jean Paul Paul-Jean.
And he doesn't think Ally can win the
future five contest with her bad dancing.
She's not that bad.
And it's not like anybody
voting is gonna see her dance.
Maybe you're right.
There's probably nothing
to worry about.
Guys, I know what I'm gonna
do for my future five video.
I'm gonna write a dance song and show
the world my awesome dance moves.
Okay, there's definitely
something to worry about.
What are you doing?
Working on some more
cool dance moves.
Wash the window.
Wash the window.
Dry my hands. Dry my hands.
Listen, Ally. We wanted to
talk to you about your video.
My dance video?
Let's just call it
a video for now.
We really want you to win the
future five competition.
So we thought we should talk about what
we actually want to see in the video.
And what we don't want to see.
We thought we would make a list of
your strengths and your weaknesses.
Let's start with strengths.
You're an amazing songwriter.
You're a fantastic singer.
Incredible musician.
You're adorable.
This is fun. Great idea, guys.
That's a lot of strengths.
Oh, look.
Here's something else
you do, dancing.
Hmm.
Where do you think we
should put this card?
Strength? Weakness?
Strength? Weakness?
Uh...
Strength.
Guess again.
Weakness? But my dancing's
really improved this year.
People couldn't take their
eyes off me last night.
People can't take their eyes off me
when I have spinach in my teeth but,
I'm not making a spinach
in my teeth video.
Look. I like an organized
chart as much as anyone.
But I love my dancing. I don't
care what anyone else thinks.
Ha, wash the window.
Wash the window.
Dry my hands.
Dry my hands.
If she won't listen to us, we need
to show her how bad a dancer she is.
I know. We'll get her to
dance and video tape it.
Great idea. I know
just how to do it.
We'll rinse out the gym, throw
a fake Homecoming Dance,
hire 500 actors to play students, tell
them to vote Ally Homecoming Queen,
and when she comes out
for the first dance...
Bam!
We'll film her dancing.
Or we could just follow her around, wait
for her to dance and then film her.
Uh, fine.
But just so you know, I was gonna
make you fake Homecoming King.
Aw, man.
We've been following her for three
hours and she hasn't danced yet.
I have an idea.
Hey, Ally. How'd you
do on your test?
- I got an "A".
- Yay, victory dance.
- Woo-oo!
- Woo!
Come on, why aren't you dancing?
I always get "A" s.
If I danced every time I got a good
grade, my feet would fall off. Bam.
I got this.
Check it out.
Flash mob! Everybody join me.
Come on, Ally.
Six, seven, eight.
Guess I got the time wrong.
We're never gonna
get Ally to dance.
I still have one last idea,
but it's kind of a long shot.
Hey, Ally, can you do your
dance so Dez can film it?
Sure.
Well, that was easy.
Best vacation ever.
Oh, I think I caught something.
I got it. I got it.
He's struggling.
He's struggling.
- Woo!
- Put it with the others.
Ally's coming.
Great, now we can show her
the video of her dancing.
Hey, Ally, we're gonna watch a movie.
Come join us.
Oh, cool. What kind of
movie are we watching?
It's kind of a horror film
slash-comedy-slash-disaster film.
We're gonna go right
to the disaster part.
Oh, the horror.
Very funny. That's not a movie.
That's just me
dancing in the Mall.
Wow, I've never really
seen myself dance before.
Speaks for itself, right?
Yeah.
I knew my dancing was getting better,
but I didn't know it was that good.
Seriously?
Look, Ally, I don't know
how to say this but,
you look like a chimp trying
to climb an invisible rope.
No one thinks that.
Silly monkey, climb that rope.
Look, Ally, Jean Paul Paul-Jean
doesn't think you'll win the contest,
if people see you
dance like that.
So Jean Paul Paul-Jean
doesn't like my dancing.
That doesn't mean other
people won't love it.
I'll prove it to you. I'll
put it online myself.
What are you doing?!
Showing you that not
everybody hates my dancing.
Wow. Look at all the
comments already.
"You stink".
"You look like a chimp trying
to climb an invisible rope".
The Fire Department wants to
know if I need assistance.
Okay, so maybe everybody
does hate my dancing.
Oh, hey, there's positive one.
Oh. "I hate your dancing,
but you're adorable".
Thanks, Dez.
You're welcome.
Look on the bright side, Ally.
Your video has 30 likes.
But I got 3,000 dislikes.
I said "look on
the bright side".
I don't care about
these comments.
I'm still making my video.
Ally, if people are
making fun of you now,
think what'll happen if you actually
make an entire dance video.
They're only making fun of me
because they have no vision.
No, I think the problem
is they have vision.
Jean Paul Paul-Jean?
What are you doing here?
No time for small talk.
I don't know if you can
tell, but I am very upset.
All right. Fine, you caught me.
I'm the guy who went into your closet and
tried on all your capes at the party.
That's not why I'm here.
Then I'm not the
guy who did that.
I am upset because I saw this...
On the Internet!
That is so not panda.
People are questioning my decision
to include Ally in the future five.
We're sorry about
that video clip.
We promise that you won't be disappointed
when Ally's real music video comes out.
I hope not.
I do not do well with...
Disappointment.
Or as the Germans say...
Disappointment.
Wow.
That guy speaks a
lot of languages.
Working on some new moves?
No, I'm trying to catch a fly.
Oh.
It's kind of hard
to tell with you.
Listen, Ally, we really want
you to win that contest.
Are you sure you still want
to make a dance video?
Yes, Austin.
I don't care if everybody
doesn't like my dancing.
I like it.
And that's why I'm gonna make
and awesome dance video.
Wow, you really
believe in yourself.
If I didn't believe in myself, I
wouldn't be in the future five.
Or the believe-in-yourself club.
You know what?
I'm gonna help you make your video.
I'll cancel the rest of my vacation.
You know, you were never
really on vacation.
Okay, you can help, but
you got to do it my way.
The Ally way.
The Ally way! That's a
great name for the song.
Way ahead of you.
I'm also in the
great-song-namers club.
How do you have time
for all these clubs?
Well, I'm in the
time-management club too.
Hey, that's not funny.
You want me to say something?
No. They're just jealous.
Why is that?
Because I'm doing it my way...
The Ally way.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
- ♪Step one: Climb the rope.
- ♪Climb the rope.
♪ Climb the rope,
climb the rope.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
♪ Step two: Wash the
windows, wash the windows.
♪ Wash the windows,
wash the windows.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
♪ The Ally way.
♪ The Ally way.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
♪ Step three: Dry your hands.
♪ Dry your hands,
dry your hands.
♪ Dry your hands.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
♪ Now seesaw seesaw.
♪ Seesaw seesaw.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
♪ The Ally way, the Ally way.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
♪ The Ally way.
♪ The Ally way.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
♪ The Ally way.
♪ The Ally way.
♪ The Ally way.
♪ Put it all together now.
♪ Climb the rope,
climb the rope.
♪ Wash the windows,
dry your hands.
♪ Climb the rope,
climb the rope.
♪ Wash the windows,
dry your hands.
♪ The Ally way.
♪ The Ally way.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
Jean Paul Paul-Jean is proud to announce
this year's winner and future star...
Ally Dawson!
Ally Dawson!
The fact that she made her dance
move into something cool...
Is more than albino panda.
It's albino panda
wearing a turtleneck.
Rare and almost
impossible to pull off.
- Congrats, Ally.
- You rock.
I take back everything I ever said about
that stupid believe-in-yourself club.
I never doubted you, Ally.
Yeah, you did.
Oh, yeah. I did, didn't I?
Speech! Speech!
Or as they say in Pig Latin, "eech-spay!
Eech-spay!"
Jean Paul isn't the only one
who knows foreign languages.
Hat-way up-way!
I just want to thank my friends
for helping me make the video.
And everyone who voted for me.
I only have two pieces of
advice for everyone here.
Stay true to yourself and don't
forget to tip your caterer.
Oh, thanks, Ally.
By the way, nobody touch the
"Happy Birthday Clarissa" cake.
There's a four-year-old girl
that's about to have a fit.
I'm on my way, boss.
Move!
Now let's celebrate with
our feet the Ally way!
♪ Step one: Climb the
rope, climb the rope.
♪ Climb the rope,
climb the rope.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
After all that dancing, I
really need this vacation.
You were right, Austin.
This is relaxing.
Told you. Want to go
instrument fishing?
Nah, zero times is enough.
I don't know about you guys, but I
sure could use another coconut drink.
Cabana boy!
♪ Serving drinks the Ally way.
♪ The Ally way.
♪ The Ally way.
♪ Serving drinks the Ally way.
Oh! Ally check it out,
your video went viral.
People around the world made their
own videos doing "the Ally way".
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
♪ Step one: Climb the rope.
♪ Climb the rope,
climb the rope.
♪ Climb the rope.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
♪ Step two: Wash the windows.
♪ Wash the windows,
wash the windows.
♪ Wash the windows.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
♪ The Ally way.
♪ The Ally way.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.