Austin & Ally (2011–2016): Season 2, Episode 16 - Boy Songs & Badges - full transcript

Austin tries to write a song for himself instead of relying on Ally.

Subs created by: David Coleman.

Sup?

It's 90° out.

Why are you wearing
all that wool?

This isn't wool. It's
genuine Alpaca Fleece.

My cousin has an Alpaca farm.
Feel.

Oh.

Ooh, fluffy.

Trish, you've got
to feel Dez's coat.

It's like if a cloud and
a Teddy Bear had a baby.

Touch Dez? Eh, no thanks.



Anyway, Ally, I've
got some big news.

Jimmy Starr wants
to meet with you.

Why? I thought he
didn't want to sign me?

Well, I sent him your new song.

He just called and said he
loved it and wants to talk.

He must have changed his mind. I bet
he wants to give you a record deal.

Trish, I can't believe it.
Thank you so much.

Just make sure you submit me for
the Manager of the Year Award.

Here's the application.

Actually, I already filled it out.
It just needs a stamp.

I'm so happy for you, Ally.
Group hug.

Okay, this must be soft, because
I'm actually touching Dez.

Told you.

♪ When the crowd wants more,
I bring on the thunder.



♪ 'Cause you've got my back,
and I'm not going under.

♪ You're my point,
you're my guard.

♪ You're the perfect chord.

♪ And I see our names
together on every billboard.

♪ We're headed for the
top, we've got it on lock.

♪ We'll make 'em say "hey!"

♪ And we'll keep rockin'.

♪ Oh, there's no way I
could make it without ya.

♪ Do it without ya,
be here without ya.

♪ It's no fun when
you're doing it solo.

♪ With you it's like, "whoa".
Yeah, and I know.

♪ I own this dream.

♪ 'Cause I got you with me.

♪ There's no way I could
make it without ya.

♪ Do it without ya,
be here without ya.

Ally, I love the new song.

I'm so happy Trish
sent it to me.

I don't know if you heard.

I'm being nominated for
Manager of the Year.

Well, I can see why.

You sent me a hit song, and I want
my newest female artist to sing it.

Thank you, Jimmy.

This is so unexpected.

I don't know what to say.

But just off the top of my head,

I'd like to thank my manager and my
parents who have always been there...

And here's my newest artist now.

- Wait, what?
- Hi, daddy.

Hang on. Kira's your new artist?

Yep. I'm a singer now.

♪ And I got signed by my daddy.

Ally, I want to buy your
song for Kira to sing.

So you're not offering
me a record deal?

Look, Ally, you're
very talented.

But I still don't think it's
a good idea to have Austin,

and his songwriter
on the same label.

Jimmy, I'm glad you like the song,
but I can't sell it to you.

This isn't about you and me both dating
Austin and all that drama, is it?

No. That's not it at all.

The song is called "Finally Me".

It's about...

Me.

I know what this
is really about...

Money.

Tell you what.

I'm going to write a number
down on a piece of paper.

Take a look.

I don't want to take a look.

Just take a look.

I don't want to take a look.

- Just take...
- I'll take a look.

Oh, whoa.

That's a lot of numbers. Deal.

Sorry. I'm not selling the song.

It's too personal and I
want to sing it myself.

Come on, Trish.

Check it out. I made Ally a singing card to
celebrate her signing with Starr Records.

Quick, call the party off
and dump the decorations.

Ally didn't get signed!

Hey, guys.

Um, hey, Ally.

I'm really sorry. I
heard what happened.

Yeah. I never want to hear the
words "record deal" again.

Wait, don't!

♪ Ally got a record deal!
Ally got a record deal!

♪ Ally got a record deal.
Ally got a record deal!

Sorry.

Would have been a lot cooler
if you had actually got...

Never mind.

Why would Jimmy want to meet with
you if he didn't want to sign you?

He wanted to buy my new song...

For Kira.

She's Starr Records'
newest recording artist.

♪ She got signed by her daddy.

You know what, Ally? Forget
about Starr Records.

Yeah.

A lot of other labels were interested in
you after the last time you performed.

Thanks, guys.

And hey, I still have my song.

I'm glad you didn't
give it to Jimmy.

You're the only one
who should sing it.

We're supposed to check out Jimmy's
new recording studio tomorrow.

I just hope it won't be awkward.

Why would it be awkward?

Yeah, if anything
it'll be humiliating.

Having to face the guy who
just crushed your dreams...

♪ Awkward.

Oh, you're right. It
is kind of awkward.

♪ May be a sign that I'm
stepping on a landmine.

♪ Or that we're not moored
on the same shores.

♪ Elevator doors.

Great job, Sweetie.
That's it for today.

Hey, guys. Welcome
to my new studio.

- It's awesome.
- It's so cool.

Kira, you sounded great.

Thanks, Austin. That means
a lot coming from you.

Maybe we can work
together some day.

Maybe. I was really hoping
I'd get to work with Ally.

I'd really like to sing that song
Ally wrote at my gig tomorrow night.

Kira's first ever gig.

I wish I just had that one great song
to really put it over the top, Ally.

A song that's already
been written.

Ally.

Yeah, I'm not gonna
sell you my song.

Ally, I hope there are
no hard feelings.

I know you were hoping for
a record deal yesterday.

And she's gonna get one, because
a lot of people are interested.

You're gonna regret
not signing her.

Just like you're gonna regret putting a
"help yourself" sign on the mini-fridge.

Guys, look what I got.
Mini-fridge. Woo!

- Told you.
- You might be right, Trish.

Now I'm gonna go walk Kira out and put
the fridge back where it belongs.

Aw.

I'll be back in a sec.

- See you guys later.
- Bye.

Whoa, check out this sick equipment.
Let's record something.

Uh, wait. Are you sure
Jimmy's okay with this?

He'll be fine. He loves us.

Dez, give me some echo.

And now batting for
the Miami Marlins...

Austin Moon!

Man, everything sounds
good with echo.

My turn.

And the Manager of the
Year is Trish De La Rosa!

I would like to thank my
husband, Taylor Lautner,

and my other husband,
Ryan Gosling.

♪ I got that rock and roll!
Yeah, yeah!

♪ I'll make you lose control.
Yeah, yeah!

♪ Because I got what I got...

♪ Don't you know I got
that rock and roll.

That sounds great.
Let's play it back.

♪ Home alone, got my phone
hear your ring tone...

Why are we hearing Kira's song?

Austin Moon!

And the Manager of
the Year is Trish!

♪ You know I got that
rock and roll...

♪ On a landmine.

♪ Or that we're not moored
on the same shores.

♪ Elevator doors.

Oh no! We recorded
over Kira's song!

Jimmy's gonna kill us!

- I can't believe we erased Kira's song.
- What are we gonna do?

- Jimmy's gonna be back any minute.
- This is terrible.

Jimmy's gonna think I did it on purpose
because he didn't give me a record deal.

That's perfect! We'll tell him that
and it'll take the blame off of us.

- Hey, guys.
- Ally did it!

Hey, Jimmy.

Great recording
studio you got here.

Yeah, we've got everything...
a juice bar, a yoga studio,

and the sound
quality is amazing.

Let me show you. I'll
play Kira's track.

- That's okay.
- I don't like music.

- No, you gotta hear this.
- But your wife called.

She says you have to
go home right away.

- Why?
- Uh...

- You're out of dog food.
- Yeah.

We don't have a dog.

She got one.

That woman. We already
talked about this.

We have to find a way to replace
Kira's track before Jimmy hears it.

Didn't Jimmy say there's
a yoga studio in here?

I know this sounds weird, but
Kira sings when she does yoga.

Great. So all we have to do is figure
out when she's in the yoga studio,

hope she sings the
song we erased...

And somehow record it.

Exactly!

Let's go get our yoga clothes on. Trish,
you stay here in case Jimmy comes back.

All right. These microphones
should pick up Kira's singing.

Here she comes.

Kira. Crazy running
into you here.

We didn't know you did
yoga from 2:15 to 3:45

every Monday,
Wednesday, and Friday.

What are you guys doing here?

Oh, your dad said we could
use the yoga studio.

We're really into yoga.

Really?

When we were dating, you
hated going to yoga with me.

People change, Kira.

People change.

So what do you say? Let's uh...

Yoga.

Do you guys know this pose?

Ah yes, the old...

Crouching monkey.

It's called "the standing tree".

We just like to make up our
own names for our poses.

We also like to sing
while we do yoga.

Very subtle.

Me too! But I usually only do that
when I'm in a really painful pose.

It helps me stay focused.

Interesting.

Can you stay focused
doing this pose?

I call it "the downward
dog near fire hydrant".

Uh, never heard of
it but I'll try it.

♪ Now I can see why you sing.

She's not singing. Try
a more painful pose.

Oh.

Now let's do the "lift your leg
till it hurts real bad" pose.

I bet you can't go higher.

Oh yeah?

Higher.

That's it. Now sing
through the pain.

Preferably your newest song.

♪ Home alone, got my phone
hear your ring tone...

- Can we stop now?
- No! We're not quitters.

I want to be a quitter!

♪ Read your text.

♪ Don't know why
you're so perplexed.

Hey, where's Trish? It was her
job to look out for Jimmy.

Trish not doing her job?
Shocker.

Okay. We got Kira's new
vocal track on my laptop.

I can't believe this is
actually gonna work.

I can't believe Kira's
leg didn't break off.

Before we transfer it,
let's hear what we got.

♪ Home alone, got my phone
hear your ring tone.

Okay. We got Kira's new
vocal track on my laptop.

I can't believe this is
actually gonna work.

I can't believe Kira's
leg didn't break off.

Oh, I see what happened.

I accidentally taped over
the new track we recorded.

- Crazy, huh?
- Dez!

Jimmy!

I see you guys checked
out the yoga studio.

- What are you doing back here?
- I just came back to mix Kira's song.

Now you can finally hear it.

- No.
- No thanks.

♪ Home alone got my phone,
hear your ring tone...

For the Miami
Marlins, Austin Moon!

And the Manager of the
Year is Trish De La Rosa!

♪ Don't you know I got
that rock and roll...

♪ On the same shores.

♪ Elevator doors.

Austin Monica Moon,
get back here.

Does everyone know
my middle name?

I can't believe you, Austin! Trying
to sabotage my daughter's career.

Jimmy, that's not what happened.
It was an accident.

It was an accident you ruined her
song the day after I didn't sign you?

Exactly. I'm so glad we cleared
up this misunderstanding.

Look Jimmy, don't blame Ally.

Oh, I won't. I'll blame you.

First you break my daughter's heart, now
you purposely ruin her first single.

You leave me with no choice.

But to forgive me?

No.

To release you from
your contract.

As of this moment, you are no longer
a Starr Records recording artist.

Did you guys know there's a
basketball court on the roof?

Think fast.

How's Austin doing?

He's learning how to become an electrician.
Something about needing a new career.

He can't become an electrician.

You're telling me. Look
what he did to my radio.

Did you know that electricity travels
at 186,000 miles per second?

- Of course.
- Don't care.

Look, sure this is
a setback but...

That doesn't mean
you should give up.

I'm not giving up.

I'm gonna figure out a
way to get you resigned.

We should bribe him...
with cash!

Or an Alpaca!

- Neither of those will work.
- Why?

Because he's rich
and not an idiot.

Well, if that doesn't work, I have my
career as an electrician to fall back on.

Check out this toaster I fixed.

Trish, you've got one minute.

Jimmy, I just wanted to thank you for
dropping Austin from Starr Records.

- Thank me?
- Oh yeah.

Austin's got so many other offers
from other record labels now.

But before he signs with one,
I figured I'd come down here

and give you a chance to admit this was
all a misunderstanding and take him back.

I don't think this was a misunderstanding
and I'm not taking him back.

All right.

But, when I walk
out that door...

The deal is off the table.

Here I go.

Walking to the door.

Got my hand on the knob.

Okay, I was bluffing! You
gotta take Austin back.

- Can I bribe you?
- No.

- Why not?
- Because I'm rich and not an idiot.

- Look, Austin is very talented...
- So talented.

- And I appreciate your loyalty to him...
- So loyal.

But he ruined Kira's
track out of spite.

I can't work with someone
that has so little character.

Would an Alpaca
change your mind?

Kira.

Ally, what are you doing here?
I'm about to go on stage.

I know you think we purposely ruined your
track, but it was an innocent mistake.

We were playing around and we
accidentally recorded over your song.

Nobody could be that careless.

Well, Dez was there.

Anyway. I want you to talk to your dad
about giving Austin his record deal back.

I know Trish already tried, but I think
it would mean more coming from you.

Why would I do that?

Because I'm going to
give you my song.

You wanted to sing
it tonight, well...

Now you can.

I thought you were never gonna give
it away because it was too personal.

It is. It's the most personal
song I've ever written.

It's about how I faced
my biggest fear and...

I wanted to be the
one to sing it.

But I'm willing to give it up if it'll
help Austin get a second chance.

Wow.

Ally, you'd really do that?

Sure.

I can always develop
another paralyzing fear,

overcome it, and write a
deeply personal song about it.

Look, I need to think about this.
I gotta go perform.

Ally, you can't give
up your song for me.

Too late. I already did.

You weren't supposed
to say anything.

Too late. I already did.

Thanks, everybody. I'm
really excited to be here.

I was just given an amazing new song and
it's the perfect way to open my show.

But I realize there's only one
person who should sing it.

Ally, will you please come
up here and sing your song?

Go.

I'll talk to my
dad about Austin.

Thanks, Kira.

Hi, everybody. I'm Ally Dawson.

There was a time when I never could
have imagined myself on stage.

But I wouldn't be here today if it
wasn't for my friends Austin, Trish...

Just sing the song!

This song is called
"I'm Finally Me".

♪ I've never felt this before.

♪ I'm not afraid anymore.

♪ Been writing words on a page,
because I got so much to say.

♪ And now I'm taking the stage.

♪ Whoa!

♪ I'm getting ready to fly.

♪ I know it's my time to shine.

♪ Don't care if I make mistakes,
I'll do whatever it takes.

♪ Because I got so much to say.

♪ Whoa!

♪ I'm finally me!

♪ I got everything I need.

♪ What you get is what you see.

♪ I... I... I'm finally me.

♪ And I've never felt so free.

♪ There's no one else
I'm trying to be.

♪ I'm finally me.

♪ Hey hey, uh-huh!
Hey hey, uh-huh!

♪ Hey hey, yeah!

♪ I'm finally me.

You were fantastic.

Ally, that was an
amazing performance.

Thanks.

Kira told me what you were
willing to do for Austin.

Maybe I did overreact
about this whole thing.

Austin, I want you
back at Starr Records.

- All right!
- Awesome.

Jimmy, wait.

I don't want you
to take me back.

Austin, what are you doing?

You keep saying you can't
sign Ally because you

don't want both of us on
the same record label.

So...

Take her instead of me.

Austin, you don't have
to do that for me.

You're right. He doesn't.

What you both did tonight
showed a lot of character.

You're exactly the kind of people
I want to be in business with.

- Are you saying...?
- Yep. Not only do I want Austin back.

But Ally, I want to
offer you a deal, too.

- Seriously?!
- No way!

Jimmy, as Austin's manager,

I can't tell you how excited we are
to be back in business with you.

As Ally's manager,
I'll get back to you.

Trish, what are you doing?

We appreciate the offer,

but Ally hasn't decided which
label she wants to sign with yet.

I told you I was gonna set up
meetings with other record labels.

And I did.

Wow, I'm impressed.

You really are
Manager of the Year.

Actually, she messed up on the date, so
we didn't get the application in on time.

But there's always next year.

Kira, thanks for everything.

Maybe I can write you
another song some day.

Thanks Ally. I should probably
get back to my concert.

- Knock 'em dead.
- Woo!

Hey, Ally, I videotaped
your entire performance

so you'll never forget
this special moment.

Check it out.

♪ I've never felt this before...

Hey, Ally, I videotaped
your entire performance

so you'll never forget
that special moment.

Check it out.

Man, this is just not my day.

Rachel, send in my next meeting.

Okay, Dez. What is it?

Oh no.

Jimmy, have you considered the
benefits of owning an Alpaca herd?

- Why do I take meetings with you?
- These babies are a gold mine.

They produce the softest
fleece in the world.

You could make Alpaca coats,
Alpaca gloves, Alpaca underwear...

Dez, get out.

Okay. But once I leave...

This offer is off the table.

I'm walking out the door.

- My hand is on the...
- Just leave!

Dez, you forgot something!