As If (2021–…): Season 2, Episode 5 - Çaça ve Cosplay - full transcript
Yilmaz finds it strange what Ilkkan and Ersoy do under the influence of their girlfriends.
Dear İlkkan.
This 'cha-cha' music,
I think it has completed it's mission
in our life bro, what do you say?
So let's say goodbye
to this cha-cha please.
Let's go on with
our life without cha-cha.
Why are we saying goodbye,
brother, I love it.
No, I understood that already,
you love cha-cha,
If only there was a holy scale,
that can show us who loves the
cha-cha more, and who hates it more.
But, unfortunately there is none.
Brother, the man has only cha-cha
in his life, what should he do?
Should he shut himself up in secret
rooms and listen to his music?
If necessary, he will shut himself
up in secret rooms and listen to it.
We shouldn't disturb people around us.
Period.
Then, by the way,
let me tell you this my brother.
I'm sick of you pretending
to be an old man
by sitting on that
armchair in the mornings,
but I'm not saying anything
because that's how it should be.
You mean glasses?
Brother, I lock myself in the
room alone and dance in rustle,
just because I don't want
this guy to make fun of me.
Do not interfere with my music!
This is very wrong, İlkkan.
Indeed.
Whenever we were interested
in something with this kid,
we say hey,
would Yılmaz make fun of us?
This is so heartbreaking!
Dear Ersoy, didn't the cha-cha
adventure of İlkkan start after he
found out that his girlfriend
loves cha-cha, am I misremembering?
If he had anything to do
with cha-cha previously,
would I say something
like that out of the blue?
OK bro,
it's understood, I have a girlfriend.
Ersoy has a girlfriend, and you're
like a spare prick at the wedding.
That's why you're jealous of us.
-Fuck off!
-Watch your mouth!
This guy's been watching
videos all night, in a costume
or something,
bullshit, you tell me, I'm asking you,
Was this man like this before Büşra?
Büşra opened a window for me
and introduced me to cosplay,
it's that simple.
I'll close that window in your face,
don't worry.
You don't want us to be happy bro.
I do not want.
Büşra is calling.
Hello, my love!
Hello, beauty!
The shield of Prince Ottarila
is not okay, my dear.
Huh, yes yes, it's playing.
How did you hear it now?
But of course the rest is beautiful,
the rest is beautiful.
I also have a hard
time restraining myself
If I was you, I would made it shorter.
In the first place if we can reach
to an amount like five
hundred thousand liras,
Baby, I came to you with a surprise,
-It's easy after that...
-You'll blow your mind.
This five thousand is the hardest one.
Yılmaz, stop, stop,
-Büşra has a surprise for me.
-Oh!
Yeah.
Here you go.
I'm excited huh.
What is this?
Whoa!
-Very good!
-What's this?
-The tears of the silent oracle.
-From the game or something?
No, from the anime.
-Hello, we sat down, my love.
-Do you like it?
-Do not mention it!
-Okay,
-Okay baby.
-I'll put it in my bag.
Put it in right away,
it's a precious piece.
-Make sure nothing will happen to it.
-İmge has also arrived,
-She's parking the car now.
-Huh, good.
-She's coming.
-Then we slowly
place our orders,
let's call the waiter.
Brother, here comes İmge,
we will order it together.
Let the İmge come, we can order right
now too.
We give... even if we give now,
-İmge will come eventually.
-But dear,
-Is the photo shoot tomorrow?
-No bro, that's disrespectful.
-Let's give it together.
-Yes.
-What, are we in a hurry?
- I may not be able to come to there.
-You're right, okay.
-Ersoy, no,
so you really have to come!
My love, but we talked about it,
I have to go to Unkapanı tomorrow.
What will you do in Unkapanı?
I have to give
fabric to the tailor.
What, fabric for what?
We make the lithe touch of
opposite destinies for Büşra.
-Congratulations.
-Thank you.
Are such things being done in Unkapanı?
This business is actually
based on Unkapanı.
Really?
Is that a jacket?
It's not exactly like a jacket,
it's like a jacket inside,
but the back stretches
down like a cloak,
-something epic!
-Huh, my dear has arrived!
-Darling!
-Looks very nice,
-you will love it if you see it.
-Good evening.
Welcome, give it.
Where have you been İmgem?
Ersoy, I will kill you,
why don't you write to the group?
I died yesterday from exhaustion,
I fell asleep, sorry.
-Welcome.
-Thank you.
What did you do?
Same stuff.
We were just saying let's have
dinner too, are you hungry?
Ah,
my love, promise you won't be angry.
How can I be angry with you?
She's silly!
I stopped by Suna in the morning,
they made Ropa vieja,
how beautiful it was,
I couldn't help myself,
I ate a little, I'm still full.
-Where is this from?
-What?
Isn't that the food
you're talking about?
Uh huh.
So, which region it's originated from,
I'm asking it dear İlkkan.
Oh, it's actually like a lamb tandori,
but that's...
how should I say it,
the sauce is a little different.
-Did you eat tandori in the morning?
-Well, that's actually funny,
Suna had made it for the evening, but,
I'm a well-known Taurus, when I
hear food, I couldn't help myself.
She is Taurus, you know?
Yes.
Taurus is a very rare zodiac sign,
Taurus.
My lover is a typical Taurus.
Bon appetite.
May it heal you.
Let's give our orders bro.
Brother, Büşra is on a diet,
I also need to slim down a little.
Yes my love, we are should start
swimming with you urgently.
Look Mert's are going to the gym,
you have to go with them,
because with these weights it
won't happen for either of us.
Ersoy has some weight,
but you are fine Büşra.
And that's my love,
she's helping me!
Okay, Yılmaz, then let's eat
something bro, will you eat?
Even though I ate toast,
I would still eat toast.
So I think there is no toast here,
brother, so if there is,
you shouldn't eat it anyway, I think
we should order something else...
OK bro, thanks, good luck,
I'll take care of it at home,
-Thanks
-Okay, then let's have a drink.
-Oh, I swear.
-Okay, look in here,
cocktails are amazing bro,
I think you should try it.
-Ha, ha!
-Let's have a cocktail, cocktail.
Look, it's okay, cocktail
is very good, cocktail, exactly!
-We're having cocktails.
-Bravo.
OK bro, let's call the waiter.
-Pardon.
-Excuse me.
-Yes, who is drinking what?
-You tell me.
Can I have a 'creme de vie'?
Just don't add egg yolk in it.
-Sure.
-I'll have water, please.
I'll also have 'creme de vie',
mine is also without egg yolk.
-What is it like, is it great?
-It's a beautiful thing, brother.
Such as sour and sweet and so on,
-I think it's a taste that you'll like.
-Then me too.
-Order it.
-Shall I have 'creme de vie'?
Then three 'creme de vie',
Should I make mine without eggs?
I think you should try with yolk.
Okay, three 'creme de vie', one water,
one of the 'creme de vie's is with egg.
What are you getting, Ersoy?
-I'll get water too.
-Okay, three 'creme de vie',
-two waters, one with egg, chief.
-All right, sir.
Thanks.
Ersoy, you were excited for a cocktail,
then what happened,
you wanted water, bro?
Well, when Büşra said water,
I was hesitated in a moment.
Yes, people hesitate when
his lover asks for water.
-One doesn't know what to do.
-Oh, don't mess with my darling!
No dear.
My love, you need to deal with
the thing tomorrow urgently.
But my dear, I can't have
both Unkapanı and a photo shoot done.
For the tailor?
Exactly, we are in rush.
I also had a slit work
for the the dress,
they held a meeting,
that's how it got postponed.
-Here you go!
-Ah!
I'm going to say I'll take
care of your business, but,
-I also have a lesson tomorrow.
-Oh!
What lesson do you have?
Dance lesson, I have a theory lesson.
The history of rumba and
it's effects on mambo.
-Was this over the internet?
-Online, online.
İlkkan, I don't think this rumba
has that much effect on mambo.
-I, I think, but this, is my opinion.
-You must have gone crazy,
This is how the cha-cha was born, bro.
Are you crazy bro?
Of course,
dear, that's just what I think.
-You have...
-I have a meeting.
I mean, if they are familiar,
we'd have someone do it for us, but...
I might postpone the lesson...
Okay, give me that address, brother,
I'll take care of your business.
-Oh, I can't believe it, Yılmaz!
-Really?
-There is nothing to not believe.
-Do you really do it?
Do not mention it.
It's just that, you have to write
the full name of that thing to me
-I don't know, I'll get confused.
- Of course.
We write, it's okay, you saved us from
such a trouble,
you wouldn't believe it!
Really, thank you very much, brother.
No, not at all,
please, do not mention it.
-You made a big deal, brother.
-Do not men-- please, my dear.
-Of course, it's our duty.
-Hah, the waters have come, my love.
Does this have to arrive tomorrow?
I mean,
I wish it can, but I don't think so.
There's nothing much,
I think it can be done in tomorrow.
No brother, I will make
shapes on top and paint them.
The tender kiss of the winged earl.
What happened bro?
Ersoy, I'm going to say something,
but don't be angry.
İlkkan, you listen too, brother.
Today I appreciated the
two of you very much,
but look,
I found you odd in everything else.
Let me say so, okay?
I said to myself, man,
look at the people, how beautiful
everyone is, it becomes a hobby,
it becomes a lifestyle,
I mean people are after something.
They choose a path,
and they drifted away.
And I'm looking at myself,
I don't have this.
I said, I mean, I wish,
I wish I had something like this,
you know
I said to myself,
I wish I had chose a path.
Yes, brother, it is very true, I mean,
you said something very true, look,
let go of being angry at you,
I even applaud the words of yours.
Yılmaz, everything starts with
loving someone, my brother.
Yes, my brother, but I do not have it,
unfortunately I do not have it.
I mean, like you,
I can't chase what my dick wants and
get fake lifestyles suddenly.
because I have character,
am I clear?
A strong character prevents that.
It was obvious, wasn't it,
that a good word would
not come out of his mouth!
My dear brother,
are you looking at yourselves?
One says the shrill cries
of a magnificent axle,
the other says rumba
or mambo and so on...
Dude, do you think I'm the maniac here?
Turn around, take a look for yourself!
We loved bro!
We loved!
What is it, why don't you understand?
A love shouldn't be like that!
Look at the impudent!
Live whatever you want, okay?
I just have to say this as your friend,
you are like this, so you can have sex
with these girls on a regular basis.
Yılmaz, I wish that sword was real and
I could stab you like this,
right now!
Stab it bro, stick it.
and you'll do cha-cha on my corpse,
okay?
-Okay!
-Ha.
That's how you are,
you're allergic to facts.
-Brother, facts?
-Shut up.
Don't talk, don't speak a word!
You're not worth it though.
Gee!
-Hello my brother. -Hello.
Brother, now, did Ersoy call you?
Which Ersoy?
They told me that brother Şevki knew,
-Büşra, you know Büşra?
-Who is Büşra?
Brother, are you Şevki?
Tailor Şevki?
Tailor Şevki is right across from me,
I am Foto Esat.
I don't know, but when I saw so
many dresses and fabrics together...
Brother, the shop is my shop,
I put whatever I want inside.
Ah, this is the camera.
OK bro I saw it, camera yes.
That's why I thought I
came to the right place.
You should have not thought.
OK, thank you Mr. Esat.
My name is Kadir.
Brother,
how come, you just said Foto Esat.
Foto Esat is the name of the shop.
Okay, that's why I thought your name
was Esat, when you said Foto Esat.
My name is Kadir.
The name of the shop is not Esat,
it says "Mandosi" here.
Brother, you came wrong, wrong!
I realized that I am in wrong shop,
but you are the actual
one who looks wrong.
So, it is not okay
to write MANDOSI here
and call yourself Esat,
but with the name Kadir!
Brother, leave here, okay.
-Leave, I'm Kadir from Foto Esat, go!
-Okay brother, you are Foto Esat.
-I am Kadir, Kadir.
-Your name is Kadir, see you soon.
-Mandosi...
-Go already!
Excuse me, Mr. Şevki?
Yes it is me.
Did Ersoy call you,
he should have inform you about me?
Maybe Büşra also called.
Wait, let's go to the shop,
here is the toaster.
Son, you sit down and eat your toast,
I'm gonna come back.
-Okey brother.
-If you go first,
-I will come too.
-Thanks.
-Are you coming bro?
-I will come, I will.
-Here you go.
-This way?
Yeah, it was the costume thing, right?
Yes,
brother, we have a costume business.
-Here, sit down this way or that way.
-OK. Thank you.
-There is a costume business, brother.
-Yeah.
I'm looking at my note right now, just
to be sure.
Because I made them write.
They wrote, "Tell him the lithe
touch of opposite destinies
Master Şevki would understand."
-The lithe touch of opposing destinies.
-That's what he wrote.
Ms. Büşra didn't tell me such thing.
Wait a minute,
I'll take a look at my notes.
Oh, my note is in this direction,
so they wrote,
naked touch of...
lithe touch of the opposite destinies.
Yeah look, here it is.
I noted it as the evil cloak
of dimensional invasion.
I've never heard of such a thing.
But Ms. Büşra wrote me such a note.
OK so I would know if they told me,
because I
I told them, I don't know, write to me,
So they wrote a very clear note that
lithe touch of the opposite destinies.
-Did you bring fabric?
-I have fabric, here it is.
Here you go.
Sure, it's clear now.
We will make the robe of
the seventh virtue light.
Huh, I never thought of that.
The one you have is
the alternate version.
There are three versions
of this character,
There is "the guardian of
the larvae of silence",
and there is "thorns
of the blessed fire".
-What are you saying, brother?
-Yes.
I don't understand at
all so what is this...
Please,
let's do what it says in my note.
What if they do not like
the forms in your notes?
No,
don't worry, we'll do it, it's our job.
Brother, the costume business,
it's pretty common huh?
Sure dear, it's pretty common.
This is very famous place,
especially in terms of costumes.
Of course, the clients of this
business is very meticulous.
They do not accept such mediocre works,
never!
You will know this,
you will understand,
after that, many tailors here, well,
want a photo, template.
-Even I can do in that way.
-Oh, I mean.
But what did I do,
I sat, played games, watched anime,
I only watched 8000 episodes of Yaruto,
can you imagine?
-What are you saying?
-Yeah, nobody does that.
-Eight thousand episodes?
-Yeah.
-Bravo bro.
-Well.
Sometimes young people come,
"Oh, brother Şevki, can you make
the jacket of the talismans
of the high elf council?"
Look, they don't know, however,
Guard Ederot had it made as an armor.
And gifted it to the emperor Belatrim
to be displayed in the ancient library.
Can you imagine?
Nobody knows that huh.
But they should have
known this information.
Yeah.
If you're interested in this,
know that.
No,
they don't know bro, what should I do?
There is one missing.
There is something missing in this.
Why didn't this come?
Pardon.
Do not mention it, brother.
Gürol!
Dear Gürol!
Is the unexpected scrolls drawing
of the fourth level
destructive princess with you?
Give it to the child and bring it here.
I asked for it yesterday!
You make me chase you all day!
They always do this, always like this!
You share, and they never return
it again.
You should not share.
Very true.
Master Şevki.
I didn't know,
of course, I have a slit work.
I can take it to an
ordinary tailor if you
-say no.
-No, you can leave it to me.
it's child's play for me.
-I would be so glad.
-Of course dear.
-I would be very happy.
Oh, well, how it should be?
Brother, I was told that the slit will
be made suitable for the cha-cha dance.
It was said that leg movements
are very important in cha-cha.
-Uh-huh.
-By considering the leg movements...
-arrange the slit.
-You say so.
-Well, is it up to the waist?
-Waist, isn't that high?
But when you say cha-cha,
the suitable way is,
-this is the right height.
-True.
So where will she dance?
They would play in various places,
brother.
-It's in İstanbul, isn't it?
-Generally in İstanbul.
Then, I'll do it by leaving a margin.
She can arrange the height,
according to the city.
Oh, that thing, it depends on where
she will play, but how will it be?
You know, it's hook and loop,
flawlessly until the waist.
-There are jacket pockets...
-Yes.
-You know, they come closed.
-Yeah.
-You open it.
-Yes?
-Here I am going to do the same.
- Okay,
-Şevki brother, very good.
-Of course dear.
Very well, let her set it
according to where she will play.
-Yes, yes.
-It's over, it's beautiful.
-Wonderful.
-And brother, when should I come?
Come in a couple of hours,
-We do it, we'll handle it.
-Two hours?
-Of course.
- It's beautiful,
Master, then, see you in two hours.
-See you soon.
-Take care of yourself.
-Take care of yourself too.
-Good luck.
-Thanks.
-See you later.
-See you later. Take care of yourself.
-You too.
Honey you know me,
being a vegan is aside, at least
-with a non-vegetarian man...
-Here you go.
-How much was it?
-Twenty liras.
-May I pay with card?
-Yes, sure.
Anyway, I'll give you cash.
-Me, being with a man who is not vegan,
-Bon appetit.
is not possible for me to be.
I swear it's the same,
you know the Betül.
-Yeah.
-Same,
I left her for the same reason.
She insisted not to go to the gym.
With a girl who doesn't
go to the GYM...
-Thank you, brother.
-Bon appetit.
...you know that I
can never be together.
STUPID-ASS THINGS TO
GET FROM THE TAILOR
Welcome Yılmaz.
-Welcome, Yılmaz.
-Welcome.
Thanks.
What did you do?
Well what should I do?
What did you do?
Same, I am still studying.
İmge is also reading a book.
-We are watching something.
-Uh-huh.
I took care of your tailor work,
friends.
-Oh!
-By the way, Mr. Şevki,
Indeed, he was a very nice man.
Şevko is amazing! Let's invite
him to the party tomorrow night.
Let's call him my love,
you thought well.
No.
Yılmaz, what is this?
-Well, the bags are mixed up.
-What what?
-Ha!
-Huh, excuse me,
I'm sorry, I mixed them up.
This is yours, take it.
Yılmaz, you have done an incredible
favor, thank you very much.
Don't mention it my dear,
our duty.
Bro, I did not want the
robes of the seven virtue lights.
-How?
-There is a mistake.
I showed him what was written
in the note, Mr. Şevki,
I showed him the note you gave.
-Well...
Well, not the robes of
the seven virtue lights,
you should have tell him the
lithe touch of opposite destinies,
did you say it was the lithe
touch of opposite destinies?
I said, I already did nothing,
no extra comments.
I showed the note,
I said, Mr. Şevki,
let's do it according to this note,
Büşra already called him,
he also had his own note.
He looked over there,
then made some adjustments.
-That's not a slit.
-Let me see, my love.
Oh, he made it adjustable, Mr. Şevki.
-What the hell is this?
-Hook and loop.
I can't dance with it!
Okay, I said for the dance,
he already did it accordingly.
Brother,
legs are very important in cha-cha,
didn't you say that the
slit will be high up?
I also know that the leg
is very important in cha-cha,
he already did it accordingly,
"Let the lady claw off according
to where she will dance," he said.
Yılmaz, should I tear the dress,
is that what you want from me?
No, you're going to claw it off,
claw, that's it!
My love, Şevko wouldn't make
such a mistake! He does not!
Yılmaz, Şevko wouldn't make such a
mistake,
I think you explained it wrong.
Ersoy, Şevko made such a mistake.
Because,
I didn't personally
tell the man anything else,
I said whatever comment you wrote,
I said, "You will do this!"
He also said, "What you're
saying, splits into three."
He once said that the armor,
spear of the fireballs,
Anyway,
that's it, and he said, quiet guard...
“the thief of a quiet lab” he said.
Guardian of the larvae of silence, yes.
Whatever the hell it is!
You should've done it yourself then!
Whoa, brother, what are you doing!
We asked you a favor just for once!
And you couldn't do it!
Don't try to act like you are right!
Be embarrassed for once!
Dude, am I crazy bro,
Isn't he your tailor?
Didn't I go to the man you said,
to the tailor you said?
I went and had him do it.
Don't make me swear, İlkkan!
Yours splits into three,
yours with hook and loop, that's it!
Claw it off,
you'll understand what I'm saying!
-Oh my God, okay!
-Should I tear the dress?
-Find me an ashtray.
-Okay, whatever.
Dude, you screwed everything up Yılmaz.
Admit it bro, you just fucked it up!
You fucked up!
Büşra is working on this project
-for months, bro!
-For months.
Cosplay is an expensive pleasure,
no mistakes allowed!
First, don't shout, okay?
Be calm.
I went to the man and said,
for God's sake, Mr. Şevki,
do what it says on the phone,
and he said,
"This fucking thing is
divides into three."
"An armored spears of something"
-sile...
-guardian of the larva of silence...
He said!
Şevki made yours,
And your going to claw it off!
-That's it, claw!
-Okay, I'm doing it.
-My love, be slow, but...
-Hook and loop!
...be careful, my love!
-Oh, come on brother!
-Why are you hanging like a camel?
Are you doing this on purpose, Yılmaz?
-Ugh!
-Boy am I crazy
to deliberately make your girlfriend's
cha-cha outfit be adjustable?
Why would I do such a thing?
Why did you hang on
her dress like a camel?
-I pulled it gently!
-I was going to wear this at the party!
What the hell you did!
I saw you didn't pull gently,
you pulled like a bear,
-That was not okay.
-Yılmaz, okay,
Then can you tell me,
how am I going to dance with this?
Wear pyjamas under it and dance!
-Doesn't have anything to do with me.
-Shh, know your place!
I swear it is not okay,
it really is not suitable Yılmaz.
-You are out of line.
-Know your place, shut your mouth!
İlkkan you are...
What happened to you, you have
been like a kangal dog for a few days,
get tied.
You made her cry,
you made my baby cry, animal!
I'll tie you to the door, huh!
-Yılmaz, come, come.
-Ersoy.
-Come, come.
-What's going on?
Come sit down,
good morning, what time is it?
-What time is it?
-Seven PM.
-What is this, what happened?
-We're having a party, bro.
We told you too.
Dude, I thought you were going
to meet among yourselves,
I didn't know you
would be dressed like this.
Brother, this is the case.
Have you seen İlkkan?
I'm going to fuck your
cosplay and cha-cha!
Look at the state of the house, Ersoy!
Brother, please, have some fun,
have some fun, relax a little,
go out on the tiles,
socialise a bit!
Ersoy!
-Yes my love?
-Ersoy, let me tell you something.
Yes.
Should we tell those 'cha-cha'
people to turn the music down a bit?
My love, but people are having fun.
Yes but,
we can't even hear what we speak.
I mean, well, my love,
so how can I tell them now, I mean.
Let's wait a little bit,
they will turn the volume down anyway.
Büşra, you're wearing the costume.
-I wore it, I wore it.
-Of course you do.
Yes, Şevko did the right thing,
we gave you a wrong one.
But I told you, huh?
Yılmaz.
What?
We talked to Büşra,
we'll arrange someone for you,
introduce you to someone.
-Don't!
-Yes, yes.
No, I'm in a very bad shape.
Look,
meet with Ecemşah, then you decide,
okay look, our people doesn't
care about how you look.
They do not look at it.
They are not giving a damn
about how you look, be relax.
Dude, don't do it, I am giving a damn!
You don't understand,
I am giving a damn, Ersoy.
Unlike you, I am an individual,
I have a character, you understand?
I can't be someone else in every
wind that blows like that, bro.
You understand me,
right?
You should know me.
One of you became a cosplayer,
one of you became a cha-cha dancer.
You didn't tell me for a month, why?
Because you know deep down
what a bullshit this is.
You are characterless!
Huh, laugh, the side of my ass!
You are like play dough,
they are playing with you,
do you understand?
They make the man of their dreams,
and when you melt on the first rain,
they look behind you and laugh at you.
Look at you, look at your face, what is
this, you're sitting around here with?
What is this son, who are you?
-How old are you man!
-Where is Büşra?
She has my staff,
but I couldn't see her.
Büşra is around here,
God, don't you see?
-No, I did not see.
-Well, look, meet, meet,
-Yılmaz.
-Hi.
-Ecemşah.
-Hi, I'm Ecemşah.
Hello, I'm Yılmaz too.
Very pleased to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
-Are you one of the 'cha-cha' people?
-No, what, I'm not a cha-cha, no.
I'm more familiar with 'cosplay',
thanks to Ersoy.
You have a 'dark elf' vibe!
-What?
-'Dark elf'.
No dear, you, not at all, no way!
Thank you, but thank you.
Now, before you came,
I was telling Ersoy that,
if you're doing something,
you're going to do it right!
That's exactly what I
was saying to Ersoy,
"Please keep this job until the end,
Ersoy!" I was saying to him.
Really?
Why did I not understand such a thing?
-Yes what?
-I did not understand such a thing.
-I told you so, dude.
-Ah!
Do I have any reason to lie to you?
Oh,
look, look at dear Yılmaz, look at him.
-Look at that!
-My dear Ersoy,
When I just telling him that,
you came here.
-Oh God, Ersoy.
-Oh Yılmaz.
Cut it out,
don't make me put
"the silent prince's kiss" in your
mouth.
Take your sword, leave!
-Here you go.
-You came right over the topic.
Let's see, let me see the "cowardly
sorcerer of frustrated hearts."
-Okay, you see that, the thing.
-I'll come later, okay?
Ecemşah, won't you sit?
Ecemşah, how beautiful your costume is!
Oh thank you, tonight,
I said let me be Assassin Shirtoza.
-Very good, did you name it?
-No way.
This is a character from 'Iron Aliens',
is called Shirtoza.
Oh, what is it, what is she doing?
Well, she has a lot of magic,
her "ulti" sends flood to the enemy.
It's so good, it's so beautiful,
this thing.
Is this a lady hero?
-Yes, woman.
-Ha,
Very good, look, when you tell
me of course, what's on my mind,
the question marks are gone, now
that you tell me, it's settled well.
Then you should come to our meetings.
I'll come of course,
what, when, let's meet right away.
That's when we come together.
Very good, very good,
but here is something, Ecemşah,
I don't have anyone to show me the way,
there is such a problem,
you know, if someone were to take the
lead for me, I need a friend!
But it's not like that, I mean,
'cosplay' is a very broad thing,
the point is to give life
to a figure you love.
That's right, very true,
'cosplay' is already a vast oasis,
I know it anyway,
I have one too, I have an axe.
When you enter my bedroom,
I have an axe in the
suitcase on the left,
but it's not special.
Such an axe without a subject.
Of course, that's why it is
not related with anything, but
I am also related,
so I mean it in that sense.
Very good.
Ecemşah, give me your phone number.
-Of course, let's add each other.
-Let's do it, of course.
How beautiful you are, Ecemşah.
I'm sorry, I'm a little outspoken,
I'm a clear person.
No, you're welcome, thank you.
You're welcome, don't mention it.
Look,
can I tell you something right now?
I envy so much.
I wish there was such a thing,
I would wear it too.
-All right, come on then.
-Come on, where?
Okay, inside, there are the costumes,
we'll make one up for you.
OK.
Brother, here is the
embracement of the human body,
with its aesthetics and magnificence,
with Latin melodies.
For example,
'cosplay' is more of a fantasy...
-Fantasy world.
-Fantasy world.
What did you do?
Look at dear Yılmaz!
Oh my brother.
What a vile, dishonest man you are.
Did you see the girl?
Did you see the girl bro?
-I saw.
-Are you speaking according to that?
You saw. One second.
Friends, will you excuse us,
would you leave please.
We will talk about something
within the family here.
My friend, will you come out, we'll
talk about something inside the house.
-It's offending.
-Get out bro, don't be offended.
Don't be offended so easily!
Okay, come on.
Everyone is a snowflake.
You saw the girl.
I can do 'cosplay' for sake
of this girl bro, period.
Period.
Not only doing cosplay for this girl,
but also I can strip naked, period.
I'm not into 'cha-cha',
or 'cosplay' İlkkan,
I found the girl of my life,
don't think I'm
someone who's going to
spin out of nowhere, okay?
You're dumb, the girl has a boyfriend,
they're cuddling in the hall.
What are you saying?
Wait a minute, what does he say?
What does he say Ersoy?
What is he saying?
Wait a minute, what does he say?
What are you saying dude?
-Can you give us a break?
-I'm telling you.
We are very sorry. Can we take
you out, we're talking about
something private,
I'm so sorry, can you come out please?
Will you come out please!
Will you come out...
What does he say?
What does he say son?
We'll handle it, give me a minute.
Murat, are you saying Murat?
I don't know who he is bro.
A giggle boy with
make-up and a costume.
Oh,
Murat, that's Murat, I mean, but Murat,
should not be the boyfriend of Ecemşah.
Brother...
Look, we can not have assumptions.
The girl was sitting on his lap.
Really?
Ersoy,
are you crazy bro, why do you come and
introduce me to the people
without knowing who she is?
Why did you bring her and let us meet?
I wish I had never woken up today!
Brother, life does not always
meet our desires and expectations.
-But...
-Never, bro!
It never meets!
Wait a minute, you reminded
me well by the way, İlkkan,
you tell that 'cha-cha' team to
turn the music down a bit bro,
complaints started to
come from 'cosplay' crew.
How so,
what kind of complaints started coming?
Brother,
they say "the music is too much",
They say "we can't hear ourselves."
Brother, can the 'cha-cha' dancer's
music be turned down?
Are you out of your mind?
Dude, it should not be,
I know that too, I'm not stupid,
but 'cosplay' is a community
based on conversation, you know.
I'm telling you their complaints.
Just go and warn them.
I cannot say such a
thing to İmge.
I wanted one thing.
Only one thing!
Let the 'cha-cha' dancers dance,
and the 'cosplayers' watch, is that so?
Not be so selfish!
What's up İmge?
-Ersoy.
-My baby!
-My dear.
-Welcome.
Thank you.
Yılmaz, let me introduce you to Selda,
Selda, Yılmaz, Yılmaz, Selda.
Hello, I'm Selda.
Hello, Yılmaz, I am also very pleased,
Do you have boyfriend?
Because this is so important.
No, but, what's the point?
OK then, we can continue.
How are you Selda?
I'm fine, I swear İmge has been
talking about you for a while,
Yılmaz, and Yılmaz.
I said at least, introduce us.
But I didn't know you were a cosplayer.
I'm very sorry.
I'm sorry, we were
talking about something,
if you excuse me?
Thank you very much,
I'll bring whatever you need.
-I'm sorry.
-Have fun, have fun.
If you pull the door.
I'm so sorry Selda, I'm sorry.
What were you saying?
I was just saying,
I didn't know you were a cosplayer.
I'm not a cosplayer.
-Come on?
-No, it happened like this, like this,
friends inside asked "Bro, can we try
'Dark Elf' on you in the room?"
I couldn't hurt their feelings,
so it just stuck on me,
otherwise, I'm not into cosplay.
It looks good,
but do you have 'cha-cha'?
Please say yes.
-There is.
-Is there?
-I have 'cha-cha'.
-Come on, let's dance.
- Not that much though.
-Come on, come on.
-Really?
-Really, come.
-I have a "cha-cha".
-Wait a second.
-Just grab that axe.
-No, wait a minute.
-What happened?
-Come with me.
Ersoy, what's going on?
What's going on, you come in
every moment and shit inside it.
What?
Wait a minute,
I took care of your business.
What did you do?
Murat is Ecemşah's cousin, there is no
boyfriend, so the girl asked about you.
How?
Really?
What are you talking about?
Is it correct?
-Yes, brother, he is her aunt's son.
-Look, son, don't play with me!
-The girl said so.
-What is she doing with her aunt's son?
He is also curious about cosplay.
Selda, wait a second, come Ersoy.
Yılmaz!
It can not be both
'cha-cha' and 'cosplay'.
Choose one.
My preference is clear, libido.
It was a nice party though.
Yes yes, do you know them all
-personally?
-Shh! No I do not know. Yılmaz!
Son, where are you,
your phone is also turned off.
I went for a walk and came here.
Brother,
where did you disappear at night, huh?
We looked, we couldn't find you.
Girls always asked about you.
And you didn't answer the phone.
I visited a friend.
Who, which friend?
You don't know, an old friend of mine.
We visit each other from
time to time like this.
Ulaş?
Who is Ulaş?
Why should I meet with Ulaş?
You don't know, an old friend of mine.
Okay anyway,
what did you do with the girls?
Have you exchanged numbers?
I mean, girls, were weirdly into you.
Ersoy,
that thing didn't work for me at all.
What didn't work?
I felt like I was getting
smaller before them, I mean,
it didn't work, the girls seemed
to understand that too.
What do they understand?
They seem to understand why I
was getting smaller before them.
It just lost my taste.
So?
I went to the group of Ecemşah,
that 'cosplay' group.
A shitty glove of someone,
asshole sword and so on.
We looked at them for a while,
it didn't sound interesting.
Then I switched to Selda,
I said, Selda,
shall we do a little 'cha-cha'?
We went into my little room,
we did some 'cha-cha',
she showed a couple of figures
or something, but I mean,
I couldn't get into that frequency.
Why didn't you like it,
it's 'cha-cha', how nice!
'cha-cha' is very nice,
but I had such a feeling.
I said to myself,
Yılmaz, this is not you.
-Besides, you are nothing.
-Arif brother!
-Besides, you are nothing!
-What are you doing?
Dude, why are you fucking greet people?
I am talking about something here.
Brother Arif, how are you?
I said, that's exactly what
makes you beautiful Yılmaz.
So a self-awareness has come to me.
Son, you were ranting that you
choose libido or something.
Hah, that's what I'm saying.
Then like this,
I said to myself, this is not how
it works, my eye went to the door,
I said Yılmaz,
you better get out of here,
visit a friend, I said to myself.
-Okay, I got it, okay, man.
-Damn Yılmaz.
-What a man! OK.
-By the way, İlkkan,
I'm saying it independently of
Selda or something, this 'cha-cha'
thing is very nice bro,
go ahead, don't leave this 'cha-cha',
I seem to be warming
up a little into it,
I can't make any promises,
but I'll consider it.
Good brother, 'cha-cha' is really
a colorful world, welcome aboard.
Thank you.
Aren't you coming?
I'll go and see, what's going on.
-There is tea.
-Drink.
-You drink too.
-No, I will not drink.
-Will you come in the evening?
-I do not know.
Take care of the home, clean it.
-You come, we'll do it together now.
-No, you do it.
It will be quicker with three people.
You do it son, what did I do,
what did I do, why should I help you?
-Now this place is narrow.
-A little, yes.
There is no 'cha-cha' situation here.
How should we do it?
Sorry, I mean...
-the room is messy.
-It does not matter.
We can't do it over there, right?
-How, wait a minute.
-As if...
Selda dear, can you hold my axe?
Thank you, can I get you like this?
This way, will you pass over there?
I'll try to open a space here.
If you do something like
-this, actually. No no.
-Should I help you?
Wait, I'll handle this.
Wait a minute, wait in a corner.
If I close this thing off.
It doesn't fit here, does it?
Stop, stop, back off a little.
OK, this will get closed like this.
Hah, okay, okay, come on.
What did you do with the axe?
-I put the axe.
-Okay, axe, let it stay there.
-Is it okay right now?
-I think it's fine.
Yes, yes it's fine.
Let them not see us.
Let's cover these things too.
Let's play!
Let's play, come on.
This 'cha-cha' music,
I think it has completed it's mission
in our life bro, what do you say?
So let's say goodbye
to this cha-cha please.
Let's go on with
our life without cha-cha.
Why are we saying goodbye,
brother, I love it.
No, I understood that already,
you love cha-cha,
If only there was a holy scale,
that can show us who loves the
cha-cha more, and who hates it more.
But, unfortunately there is none.
Brother, the man has only cha-cha
in his life, what should he do?
Should he shut himself up in secret
rooms and listen to his music?
If necessary, he will shut himself
up in secret rooms and listen to it.
We shouldn't disturb people around us.
Period.
Then, by the way,
let me tell you this my brother.
I'm sick of you pretending
to be an old man
by sitting on that
armchair in the mornings,
but I'm not saying anything
because that's how it should be.
You mean glasses?
Brother, I lock myself in the
room alone and dance in rustle,
just because I don't want
this guy to make fun of me.
Do not interfere with my music!
This is very wrong, İlkkan.
Indeed.
Whenever we were interested
in something with this kid,
we say hey,
would Yılmaz make fun of us?
This is so heartbreaking!
Dear Ersoy, didn't the cha-cha
adventure of İlkkan start after he
found out that his girlfriend
loves cha-cha, am I misremembering?
If he had anything to do
with cha-cha previously,
would I say something
like that out of the blue?
OK bro,
it's understood, I have a girlfriend.
Ersoy has a girlfriend, and you're
like a spare prick at the wedding.
That's why you're jealous of us.
-Fuck off!
-Watch your mouth!
This guy's been watching
videos all night, in a costume
or something,
bullshit, you tell me, I'm asking you,
Was this man like this before Büşra?
Büşra opened a window for me
and introduced me to cosplay,
it's that simple.
I'll close that window in your face,
don't worry.
You don't want us to be happy bro.
I do not want.
Büşra is calling.
Hello, my love!
Hello, beauty!
The shield of Prince Ottarila
is not okay, my dear.
Huh, yes yes, it's playing.
How did you hear it now?
But of course the rest is beautiful,
the rest is beautiful.
I also have a hard
time restraining myself
If I was you, I would made it shorter.
In the first place if we can reach
to an amount like five
hundred thousand liras,
Baby, I came to you with a surprise,
-It's easy after that...
-You'll blow your mind.
This five thousand is the hardest one.
Yılmaz, stop, stop,
-Büşra has a surprise for me.
-Oh!
Yeah.
Here you go.
I'm excited huh.
What is this?
Whoa!
-Very good!
-What's this?
-The tears of the silent oracle.
-From the game or something?
No, from the anime.
-Hello, we sat down, my love.
-Do you like it?
-Do not mention it!
-Okay,
-Okay baby.
-I'll put it in my bag.
Put it in right away,
it's a precious piece.
-Make sure nothing will happen to it.
-İmge has also arrived,
-She's parking the car now.
-Huh, good.
-She's coming.
-Then we slowly
place our orders,
let's call the waiter.
Brother, here comes İmge,
we will order it together.
Let the İmge come, we can order right
now too.
We give... even if we give now,
-İmge will come eventually.
-But dear,
-Is the photo shoot tomorrow?
-No bro, that's disrespectful.
-Let's give it together.
-Yes.
-What, are we in a hurry?
- I may not be able to come to there.
-You're right, okay.
-Ersoy, no,
so you really have to come!
My love, but we talked about it,
I have to go to Unkapanı tomorrow.
What will you do in Unkapanı?
I have to give
fabric to the tailor.
What, fabric for what?
We make the lithe touch of
opposite destinies for Büşra.
-Congratulations.
-Thank you.
Are such things being done in Unkapanı?
This business is actually
based on Unkapanı.
Really?
Is that a jacket?
It's not exactly like a jacket,
it's like a jacket inside,
but the back stretches
down like a cloak,
-something epic!
-Huh, my dear has arrived!
-Darling!
-Looks very nice,
-you will love it if you see it.
-Good evening.
Welcome, give it.
Where have you been İmgem?
Ersoy, I will kill you,
why don't you write to the group?
I died yesterday from exhaustion,
I fell asleep, sorry.
-Welcome.
-Thank you.
What did you do?
Same stuff.
We were just saying let's have
dinner too, are you hungry?
Ah,
my love, promise you won't be angry.
How can I be angry with you?
She's silly!
I stopped by Suna in the morning,
they made Ropa vieja,
how beautiful it was,
I couldn't help myself,
I ate a little, I'm still full.
-Where is this from?
-What?
Isn't that the food
you're talking about?
Uh huh.
So, which region it's originated from,
I'm asking it dear İlkkan.
Oh, it's actually like a lamb tandori,
but that's...
how should I say it,
the sauce is a little different.
-Did you eat tandori in the morning?
-Well, that's actually funny,
Suna had made it for the evening, but,
I'm a well-known Taurus, when I
hear food, I couldn't help myself.
She is Taurus, you know?
Yes.
Taurus is a very rare zodiac sign,
Taurus.
My lover is a typical Taurus.
Bon appetite.
May it heal you.
Let's give our orders bro.
Brother, Büşra is on a diet,
I also need to slim down a little.
Yes my love, we are should start
swimming with you urgently.
Look Mert's are going to the gym,
you have to go with them,
because with these weights it
won't happen for either of us.
Ersoy has some weight,
but you are fine Büşra.
And that's my love,
she's helping me!
Okay, Yılmaz, then let's eat
something bro, will you eat?
Even though I ate toast,
I would still eat toast.
So I think there is no toast here,
brother, so if there is,
you shouldn't eat it anyway, I think
we should order something else...
OK bro, thanks, good luck,
I'll take care of it at home,
-Thanks
-Okay, then let's have a drink.
-Oh, I swear.
-Okay, look in here,
cocktails are amazing bro,
I think you should try it.
-Ha, ha!
-Let's have a cocktail, cocktail.
Look, it's okay, cocktail
is very good, cocktail, exactly!
-We're having cocktails.
-Bravo.
OK bro, let's call the waiter.
-Pardon.
-Excuse me.
-Yes, who is drinking what?
-You tell me.
Can I have a 'creme de vie'?
Just don't add egg yolk in it.
-Sure.
-I'll have water, please.
I'll also have 'creme de vie',
mine is also without egg yolk.
-What is it like, is it great?
-It's a beautiful thing, brother.
Such as sour and sweet and so on,
-I think it's a taste that you'll like.
-Then me too.
-Order it.
-Shall I have 'creme de vie'?
Then three 'creme de vie',
Should I make mine without eggs?
I think you should try with yolk.
Okay, three 'creme de vie', one water,
one of the 'creme de vie's is with egg.
What are you getting, Ersoy?
-I'll get water too.
-Okay, three 'creme de vie',
-two waters, one with egg, chief.
-All right, sir.
Thanks.
Ersoy, you were excited for a cocktail,
then what happened,
you wanted water, bro?
Well, when Büşra said water,
I was hesitated in a moment.
Yes, people hesitate when
his lover asks for water.
-One doesn't know what to do.
-Oh, don't mess with my darling!
No dear.
My love, you need to deal with
the thing tomorrow urgently.
But my dear, I can't have
both Unkapanı and a photo shoot done.
For the tailor?
Exactly, we are in rush.
I also had a slit work
for the the dress,
they held a meeting,
that's how it got postponed.
-Here you go!
-Ah!
I'm going to say I'll take
care of your business, but,
-I also have a lesson tomorrow.
-Oh!
What lesson do you have?
Dance lesson, I have a theory lesson.
The history of rumba and
it's effects on mambo.
-Was this over the internet?
-Online, online.
İlkkan, I don't think this rumba
has that much effect on mambo.
-I, I think, but this, is my opinion.
-You must have gone crazy,
This is how the cha-cha was born, bro.
Are you crazy bro?
Of course,
dear, that's just what I think.
-You have...
-I have a meeting.
I mean, if they are familiar,
we'd have someone do it for us, but...
I might postpone the lesson...
Okay, give me that address, brother,
I'll take care of your business.
-Oh, I can't believe it, Yılmaz!
-Really?
-There is nothing to not believe.
-Do you really do it?
Do not mention it.
It's just that, you have to write
the full name of that thing to me
-I don't know, I'll get confused.
- Of course.
We write, it's okay, you saved us from
such a trouble,
you wouldn't believe it!
Really, thank you very much, brother.
No, not at all,
please, do not mention it.
-You made a big deal, brother.
-Do not men-- please, my dear.
-Of course, it's our duty.
-Hah, the waters have come, my love.
Does this have to arrive tomorrow?
I mean,
I wish it can, but I don't think so.
There's nothing much,
I think it can be done in tomorrow.
No brother, I will make
shapes on top and paint them.
The tender kiss of the winged earl.
What happened bro?
Ersoy, I'm going to say something,
but don't be angry.
İlkkan, you listen too, brother.
Today I appreciated the
two of you very much,
but look,
I found you odd in everything else.
Let me say so, okay?
I said to myself, man,
look at the people, how beautiful
everyone is, it becomes a hobby,
it becomes a lifestyle,
I mean people are after something.
They choose a path,
and they drifted away.
And I'm looking at myself,
I don't have this.
I said, I mean, I wish,
I wish I had something like this,
you know
I said to myself,
I wish I had chose a path.
Yes, brother, it is very true, I mean,
you said something very true, look,
let go of being angry at you,
I even applaud the words of yours.
Yılmaz, everything starts with
loving someone, my brother.
Yes, my brother, but I do not have it,
unfortunately I do not have it.
I mean, like you,
I can't chase what my dick wants and
get fake lifestyles suddenly.
because I have character,
am I clear?
A strong character prevents that.
It was obvious, wasn't it,
that a good word would
not come out of his mouth!
My dear brother,
are you looking at yourselves?
One says the shrill cries
of a magnificent axle,
the other says rumba
or mambo and so on...
Dude, do you think I'm the maniac here?
Turn around, take a look for yourself!
We loved bro!
We loved!
What is it, why don't you understand?
A love shouldn't be like that!
Look at the impudent!
Live whatever you want, okay?
I just have to say this as your friend,
you are like this, so you can have sex
with these girls on a regular basis.
Yılmaz, I wish that sword was real and
I could stab you like this,
right now!
Stab it bro, stick it.
and you'll do cha-cha on my corpse,
okay?
-Okay!
-Ha.
That's how you are,
you're allergic to facts.
-Brother, facts?
-Shut up.
Don't talk, don't speak a word!
You're not worth it though.
Gee!
-Hello my brother. -Hello.
Brother, now, did Ersoy call you?
Which Ersoy?
They told me that brother Şevki knew,
-Büşra, you know Büşra?
-Who is Büşra?
Brother, are you Şevki?
Tailor Şevki?
Tailor Şevki is right across from me,
I am Foto Esat.
I don't know, but when I saw so
many dresses and fabrics together...
Brother, the shop is my shop,
I put whatever I want inside.
Ah, this is the camera.
OK bro I saw it, camera yes.
That's why I thought I
came to the right place.
You should have not thought.
OK, thank you Mr. Esat.
My name is Kadir.
Brother,
how come, you just said Foto Esat.
Foto Esat is the name of the shop.
Okay, that's why I thought your name
was Esat, when you said Foto Esat.
My name is Kadir.
The name of the shop is not Esat,
it says "Mandosi" here.
Brother, you came wrong, wrong!
I realized that I am in wrong shop,
but you are the actual
one who looks wrong.
So, it is not okay
to write MANDOSI here
and call yourself Esat,
but with the name Kadir!
Brother, leave here, okay.
-Leave, I'm Kadir from Foto Esat, go!
-Okay brother, you are Foto Esat.
-I am Kadir, Kadir.
-Your name is Kadir, see you soon.
-Mandosi...
-Go already!
Excuse me, Mr. Şevki?
Yes it is me.
Did Ersoy call you,
he should have inform you about me?
Maybe Büşra also called.
Wait, let's go to the shop,
here is the toaster.
Son, you sit down and eat your toast,
I'm gonna come back.
-Okey brother.
-If you go first,
-I will come too.
-Thanks.
-Are you coming bro?
-I will come, I will.
-Here you go.
-This way?
Yeah, it was the costume thing, right?
Yes,
brother, we have a costume business.
-Here, sit down this way or that way.
-OK. Thank you.
-There is a costume business, brother.
-Yeah.
I'm looking at my note right now, just
to be sure.
Because I made them write.
They wrote, "Tell him the lithe
touch of opposite destinies
Master Şevki would understand."
-The lithe touch of opposing destinies.
-That's what he wrote.
Ms. Büşra didn't tell me such thing.
Wait a minute,
I'll take a look at my notes.
Oh, my note is in this direction,
so they wrote,
naked touch of...
lithe touch of the opposite destinies.
Yeah look, here it is.
I noted it as the evil cloak
of dimensional invasion.
I've never heard of such a thing.
But Ms. Büşra wrote me such a note.
OK so I would know if they told me,
because I
I told them, I don't know, write to me,
So they wrote a very clear note that
lithe touch of the opposite destinies.
-Did you bring fabric?
-I have fabric, here it is.
Here you go.
Sure, it's clear now.
We will make the robe of
the seventh virtue light.
Huh, I never thought of that.
The one you have is
the alternate version.
There are three versions
of this character,
There is "the guardian of
the larvae of silence",
and there is "thorns
of the blessed fire".
-What are you saying, brother?
-Yes.
I don't understand at
all so what is this...
Please,
let's do what it says in my note.
What if they do not like
the forms in your notes?
No,
don't worry, we'll do it, it's our job.
Brother, the costume business,
it's pretty common huh?
Sure dear, it's pretty common.
This is very famous place,
especially in terms of costumes.
Of course, the clients of this
business is very meticulous.
They do not accept such mediocre works,
never!
You will know this,
you will understand,
after that, many tailors here, well,
want a photo, template.
-Even I can do in that way.
-Oh, I mean.
But what did I do,
I sat, played games, watched anime,
I only watched 8000 episodes of Yaruto,
can you imagine?
-What are you saying?
-Yeah, nobody does that.
-Eight thousand episodes?
-Yeah.
-Bravo bro.
-Well.
Sometimes young people come,
"Oh, brother Şevki, can you make
the jacket of the talismans
of the high elf council?"
Look, they don't know, however,
Guard Ederot had it made as an armor.
And gifted it to the emperor Belatrim
to be displayed in the ancient library.
Can you imagine?
Nobody knows that huh.
But they should have
known this information.
Yeah.
If you're interested in this,
know that.
No,
they don't know bro, what should I do?
There is one missing.
There is something missing in this.
Why didn't this come?
Pardon.
Do not mention it, brother.
Gürol!
Dear Gürol!
Is the unexpected scrolls drawing
of the fourth level
destructive princess with you?
Give it to the child and bring it here.
I asked for it yesterday!
You make me chase you all day!
They always do this, always like this!
You share, and they never return
it again.
You should not share.
Very true.
Master Şevki.
I didn't know,
of course, I have a slit work.
I can take it to an
ordinary tailor if you
-say no.
-No, you can leave it to me.
it's child's play for me.
-I would be so glad.
-Of course dear.
-I would be very happy.
Oh, well, how it should be?
Brother, I was told that the slit will
be made suitable for the cha-cha dance.
It was said that leg movements
are very important in cha-cha.
-Uh-huh.
-By considering the leg movements...
-arrange the slit.
-You say so.
-Well, is it up to the waist?
-Waist, isn't that high?
But when you say cha-cha,
the suitable way is,
-this is the right height.
-True.
So where will she dance?
They would play in various places,
brother.
-It's in İstanbul, isn't it?
-Generally in İstanbul.
Then, I'll do it by leaving a margin.
She can arrange the height,
according to the city.
Oh, that thing, it depends on where
she will play, but how will it be?
You know, it's hook and loop,
flawlessly until the waist.
-There are jacket pockets...
-Yes.
-You know, they come closed.
-Yeah.
-You open it.
-Yes?
-Here I am going to do the same.
- Okay,
-Şevki brother, very good.
-Of course dear.
Very well, let her set it
according to where she will play.
-Yes, yes.
-It's over, it's beautiful.
-Wonderful.
-And brother, when should I come?
Come in a couple of hours,
-We do it, we'll handle it.
-Two hours?
-Of course.
- It's beautiful,
Master, then, see you in two hours.
-See you soon.
-Take care of yourself.
-Take care of yourself too.
-Good luck.
-Thanks.
-See you later.
-See you later. Take care of yourself.
-You too.
Honey you know me,
being a vegan is aside, at least
-with a non-vegetarian man...
-Here you go.
-How much was it?
-Twenty liras.
-May I pay with card?
-Yes, sure.
Anyway, I'll give you cash.
-Me, being with a man who is not vegan,
-Bon appetit.
is not possible for me to be.
I swear it's the same,
you know the Betül.
-Yeah.
-Same,
I left her for the same reason.
She insisted not to go to the gym.
With a girl who doesn't
go to the GYM...
-Thank you, brother.
-Bon appetit.
...you know that I
can never be together.
STUPID-ASS THINGS TO
GET FROM THE TAILOR
Welcome Yılmaz.
-Welcome, Yılmaz.
-Welcome.
Thanks.
What did you do?
Well what should I do?
What did you do?
Same, I am still studying.
İmge is also reading a book.
-We are watching something.
-Uh-huh.
I took care of your tailor work,
friends.
-Oh!
-By the way, Mr. Şevki,
Indeed, he was a very nice man.
Şevko is amazing! Let's invite
him to the party tomorrow night.
Let's call him my love,
you thought well.
No.
Yılmaz, what is this?
-Well, the bags are mixed up.
-What what?
-Ha!
-Huh, excuse me,
I'm sorry, I mixed them up.
This is yours, take it.
Yılmaz, you have done an incredible
favor, thank you very much.
Don't mention it my dear,
our duty.
Bro, I did not want the
robes of the seven virtue lights.
-How?
-There is a mistake.
I showed him what was written
in the note, Mr. Şevki,
I showed him the note you gave.
-Well...
Well, not the robes of
the seven virtue lights,
you should have tell him the
lithe touch of opposite destinies,
did you say it was the lithe
touch of opposite destinies?
I said, I already did nothing,
no extra comments.
I showed the note,
I said, Mr. Şevki,
let's do it according to this note,
Büşra already called him,
he also had his own note.
He looked over there,
then made some adjustments.
-That's not a slit.
-Let me see, my love.
Oh, he made it adjustable, Mr. Şevki.
-What the hell is this?
-Hook and loop.
I can't dance with it!
Okay, I said for the dance,
he already did it accordingly.
Brother,
legs are very important in cha-cha,
didn't you say that the
slit will be high up?
I also know that the leg
is very important in cha-cha,
he already did it accordingly,
"Let the lady claw off according
to where she will dance," he said.
Yılmaz, should I tear the dress,
is that what you want from me?
No, you're going to claw it off,
claw, that's it!
My love, Şevko wouldn't make
such a mistake! He does not!
Yılmaz, Şevko wouldn't make such a
mistake,
I think you explained it wrong.
Ersoy, Şevko made such a mistake.
Because,
I didn't personally
tell the man anything else,
I said whatever comment you wrote,
I said, "You will do this!"
He also said, "What you're
saying, splits into three."
He once said that the armor,
spear of the fireballs,
Anyway,
that's it, and he said, quiet guard...
“the thief of a quiet lab” he said.
Guardian of the larvae of silence, yes.
Whatever the hell it is!
You should've done it yourself then!
Whoa, brother, what are you doing!
We asked you a favor just for once!
And you couldn't do it!
Don't try to act like you are right!
Be embarrassed for once!
Dude, am I crazy bro,
Isn't he your tailor?
Didn't I go to the man you said,
to the tailor you said?
I went and had him do it.
Don't make me swear, İlkkan!
Yours splits into three,
yours with hook and loop, that's it!
Claw it off,
you'll understand what I'm saying!
-Oh my God, okay!
-Should I tear the dress?
-Find me an ashtray.
-Okay, whatever.
Dude, you screwed everything up Yılmaz.
Admit it bro, you just fucked it up!
You fucked up!
Büşra is working on this project
-for months, bro!
-For months.
Cosplay is an expensive pleasure,
no mistakes allowed!
First, don't shout, okay?
Be calm.
I went to the man and said,
for God's sake, Mr. Şevki,
do what it says on the phone,
and he said,
"This fucking thing is
divides into three."
"An armored spears of something"
-sile...
-guardian of the larva of silence...
He said!
Şevki made yours,
And your going to claw it off!
-That's it, claw!
-Okay, I'm doing it.
-My love, be slow, but...
-Hook and loop!
...be careful, my love!
-Oh, come on brother!
-Why are you hanging like a camel?
Are you doing this on purpose, Yılmaz?
-Ugh!
-Boy am I crazy
to deliberately make your girlfriend's
cha-cha outfit be adjustable?
Why would I do such a thing?
Why did you hang on
her dress like a camel?
-I pulled it gently!
-I was going to wear this at the party!
What the hell you did!
I saw you didn't pull gently,
you pulled like a bear,
-That was not okay.
-Yılmaz, okay,
Then can you tell me,
how am I going to dance with this?
Wear pyjamas under it and dance!
-Doesn't have anything to do with me.
-Shh, know your place!
I swear it is not okay,
it really is not suitable Yılmaz.
-You are out of line.
-Know your place, shut your mouth!
İlkkan you are...
What happened to you, you have
been like a kangal dog for a few days,
get tied.
You made her cry,
you made my baby cry, animal!
I'll tie you to the door, huh!
-Yılmaz, come, come.
-Ersoy.
-Come, come.
-What's going on?
Come sit down,
good morning, what time is it?
-What time is it?
-Seven PM.
-What is this, what happened?
-We're having a party, bro.
We told you too.
Dude, I thought you were going
to meet among yourselves,
I didn't know you
would be dressed like this.
Brother, this is the case.
Have you seen İlkkan?
I'm going to fuck your
cosplay and cha-cha!
Look at the state of the house, Ersoy!
Brother, please, have some fun,
have some fun, relax a little,
go out on the tiles,
socialise a bit!
Ersoy!
-Yes my love?
-Ersoy, let me tell you something.
Yes.
Should we tell those 'cha-cha'
people to turn the music down a bit?
My love, but people are having fun.
Yes but,
we can't even hear what we speak.
I mean, well, my love,
so how can I tell them now, I mean.
Let's wait a little bit,
they will turn the volume down anyway.
Büşra, you're wearing the costume.
-I wore it, I wore it.
-Of course you do.
Yes, Şevko did the right thing,
we gave you a wrong one.
But I told you, huh?
Yılmaz.
What?
We talked to Büşra,
we'll arrange someone for you,
introduce you to someone.
-Don't!
-Yes, yes.
No, I'm in a very bad shape.
Look,
meet with Ecemşah, then you decide,
okay look, our people doesn't
care about how you look.
They do not look at it.
They are not giving a damn
about how you look, be relax.
Dude, don't do it, I am giving a damn!
You don't understand,
I am giving a damn, Ersoy.
Unlike you, I am an individual,
I have a character, you understand?
I can't be someone else in every
wind that blows like that, bro.
You understand me,
right?
You should know me.
One of you became a cosplayer,
one of you became a cha-cha dancer.
You didn't tell me for a month, why?
Because you know deep down
what a bullshit this is.
You are characterless!
Huh, laugh, the side of my ass!
You are like play dough,
they are playing with you,
do you understand?
They make the man of their dreams,
and when you melt on the first rain,
they look behind you and laugh at you.
Look at you, look at your face, what is
this, you're sitting around here with?
What is this son, who are you?
-How old are you man!
-Where is Büşra?
She has my staff,
but I couldn't see her.
Büşra is around here,
God, don't you see?
-No, I did not see.
-Well, look, meet, meet,
-Yılmaz.
-Hi.
-Ecemşah.
-Hi, I'm Ecemşah.
Hello, I'm Yılmaz too.
Very pleased to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
-Are you one of the 'cha-cha' people?
-No, what, I'm not a cha-cha, no.
I'm more familiar with 'cosplay',
thanks to Ersoy.
You have a 'dark elf' vibe!
-What?
-'Dark elf'.
No dear, you, not at all, no way!
Thank you, but thank you.
Now, before you came,
I was telling Ersoy that,
if you're doing something,
you're going to do it right!
That's exactly what I
was saying to Ersoy,
"Please keep this job until the end,
Ersoy!" I was saying to him.
Really?
Why did I not understand such a thing?
-Yes what?
-I did not understand such a thing.
-I told you so, dude.
-Ah!
Do I have any reason to lie to you?
Oh,
look, look at dear Yılmaz, look at him.
-Look at that!
-My dear Ersoy,
When I just telling him that,
you came here.
-Oh God, Ersoy.
-Oh Yılmaz.
Cut it out,
don't make me put
"the silent prince's kiss" in your
mouth.
Take your sword, leave!
-Here you go.
-You came right over the topic.
Let's see, let me see the "cowardly
sorcerer of frustrated hearts."
-Okay, you see that, the thing.
-I'll come later, okay?
Ecemşah, won't you sit?
Ecemşah, how beautiful your costume is!
Oh thank you, tonight,
I said let me be Assassin Shirtoza.
-Very good, did you name it?
-No way.
This is a character from 'Iron Aliens',
is called Shirtoza.
Oh, what is it, what is she doing?
Well, she has a lot of magic,
her "ulti" sends flood to the enemy.
It's so good, it's so beautiful,
this thing.
Is this a lady hero?
-Yes, woman.
-Ha,
Very good, look, when you tell
me of course, what's on my mind,
the question marks are gone, now
that you tell me, it's settled well.
Then you should come to our meetings.
I'll come of course,
what, when, let's meet right away.
That's when we come together.
Very good, very good,
but here is something, Ecemşah,
I don't have anyone to show me the way,
there is such a problem,
you know, if someone were to take the
lead for me, I need a friend!
But it's not like that, I mean,
'cosplay' is a very broad thing,
the point is to give life
to a figure you love.
That's right, very true,
'cosplay' is already a vast oasis,
I know it anyway,
I have one too, I have an axe.
When you enter my bedroom,
I have an axe in the
suitcase on the left,
but it's not special.
Such an axe without a subject.
Of course, that's why it is
not related with anything, but
I am also related,
so I mean it in that sense.
Very good.
Ecemşah, give me your phone number.
-Of course, let's add each other.
-Let's do it, of course.
How beautiful you are, Ecemşah.
I'm sorry, I'm a little outspoken,
I'm a clear person.
No, you're welcome, thank you.
You're welcome, don't mention it.
Look,
can I tell you something right now?
I envy so much.
I wish there was such a thing,
I would wear it too.
-All right, come on then.
-Come on, where?
Okay, inside, there are the costumes,
we'll make one up for you.
OK.
Brother, here is the
embracement of the human body,
with its aesthetics and magnificence,
with Latin melodies.
For example,
'cosplay' is more of a fantasy...
-Fantasy world.
-Fantasy world.
What did you do?
Look at dear Yılmaz!
Oh my brother.
What a vile, dishonest man you are.
Did you see the girl?
Did you see the girl bro?
-I saw.
-Are you speaking according to that?
You saw. One second.
Friends, will you excuse us,
would you leave please.
We will talk about something
within the family here.
My friend, will you come out, we'll
talk about something inside the house.
-It's offending.
-Get out bro, don't be offended.
Don't be offended so easily!
Okay, come on.
Everyone is a snowflake.
You saw the girl.
I can do 'cosplay' for sake
of this girl bro, period.
Period.
Not only doing cosplay for this girl,
but also I can strip naked, period.
I'm not into 'cha-cha',
or 'cosplay' İlkkan,
I found the girl of my life,
don't think I'm
someone who's going to
spin out of nowhere, okay?
You're dumb, the girl has a boyfriend,
they're cuddling in the hall.
What are you saying?
Wait a minute, what does he say?
What does he say Ersoy?
What is he saying?
Wait a minute, what does he say?
What are you saying dude?
-Can you give us a break?
-I'm telling you.
We are very sorry. Can we take
you out, we're talking about
something private,
I'm so sorry, can you come out please?
Will you come out please!
Will you come out...
What does he say?
What does he say son?
We'll handle it, give me a minute.
Murat, are you saying Murat?
I don't know who he is bro.
A giggle boy with
make-up and a costume.
Oh,
Murat, that's Murat, I mean, but Murat,
should not be the boyfriend of Ecemşah.
Brother...
Look, we can not have assumptions.
The girl was sitting on his lap.
Really?
Ersoy,
are you crazy bro, why do you come and
introduce me to the people
without knowing who she is?
Why did you bring her and let us meet?
I wish I had never woken up today!
Brother, life does not always
meet our desires and expectations.
-But...
-Never, bro!
It never meets!
Wait a minute, you reminded
me well by the way, İlkkan,
you tell that 'cha-cha' team to
turn the music down a bit bro,
complaints started to
come from 'cosplay' crew.
How so,
what kind of complaints started coming?
Brother,
they say "the music is too much",
They say "we can't hear ourselves."
Brother, can the 'cha-cha' dancer's
music be turned down?
Are you out of your mind?
Dude, it should not be,
I know that too, I'm not stupid,
but 'cosplay' is a community
based on conversation, you know.
I'm telling you their complaints.
Just go and warn them.
I cannot say such a
thing to İmge.
I wanted one thing.
Only one thing!
Let the 'cha-cha' dancers dance,
and the 'cosplayers' watch, is that so?
Not be so selfish!
What's up İmge?
-Ersoy.
-My baby!
-My dear.
-Welcome.
Thank you.
Yılmaz, let me introduce you to Selda,
Selda, Yılmaz, Yılmaz, Selda.
Hello, I'm Selda.
Hello, Yılmaz, I am also very pleased,
Do you have boyfriend?
Because this is so important.
No, but, what's the point?
OK then, we can continue.
How are you Selda?
I'm fine, I swear İmge has been
talking about you for a while,
Yılmaz, and Yılmaz.
I said at least, introduce us.
But I didn't know you were a cosplayer.
I'm very sorry.
I'm sorry, we were
talking about something,
if you excuse me?
Thank you very much,
I'll bring whatever you need.
-I'm sorry.
-Have fun, have fun.
If you pull the door.
I'm so sorry Selda, I'm sorry.
What were you saying?
I was just saying,
I didn't know you were a cosplayer.
I'm not a cosplayer.
-Come on?
-No, it happened like this, like this,
friends inside asked "Bro, can we try
'Dark Elf' on you in the room?"
I couldn't hurt their feelings,
so it just stuck on me,
otherwise, I'm not into cosplay.
It looks good,
but do you have 'cha-cha'?
Please say yes.
-There is.
-Is there?
-I have 'cha-cha'.
-Come on, let's dance.
- Not that much though.
-Come on, come on.
-Really?
-Really, come.
-I have a "cha-cha".
-Wait a second.
-Just grab that axe.
-No, wait a minute.
-What happened?
-Come with me.
Ersoy, what's going on?
What's going on, you come in
every moment and shit inside it.
What?
Wait a minute,
I took care of your business.
What did you do?
Murat is Ecemşah's cousin, there is no
boyfriend, so the girl asked about you.
How?
Really?
What are you talking about?
Is it correct?
-Yes, brother, he is her aunt's son.
-Look, son, don't play with me!
-The girl said so.
-What is she doing with her aunt's son?
He is also curious about cosplay.
Selda, wait a second, come Ersoy.
Yılmaz!
It can not be both
'cha-cha' and 'cosplay'.
Choose one.
My preference is clear, libido.
It was a nice party though.
Yes yes, do you know them all
-personally?
-Shh! No I do not know. Yılmaz!
Son, where are you,
your phone is also turned off.
I went for a walk and came here.
Brother,
where did you disappear at night, huh?
We looked, we couldn't find you.
Girls always asked about you.
And you didn't answer the phone.
I visited a friend.
Who, which friend?
You don't know, an old friend of mine.
We visit each other from
time to time like this.
Ulaş?
Who is Ulaş?
Why should I meet with Ulaş?
You don't know, an old friend of mine.
Okay anyway,
what did you do with the girls?
Have you exchanged numbers?
I mean, girls, were weirdly into you.
Ersoy,
that thing didn't work for me at all.
What didn't work?
I felt like I was getting
smaller before them, I mean,
it didn't work, the girls seemed
to understand that too.
What do they understand?
They seem to understand why I
was getting smaller before them.
It just lost my taste.
So?
I went to the group of Ecemşah,
that 'cosplay' group.
A shitty glove of someone,
asshole sword and so on.
We looked at them for a while,
it didn't sound interesting.
Then I switched to Selda,
I said, Selda,
shall we do a little 'cha-cha'?
We went into my little room,
we did some 'cha-cha',
she showed a couple of figures
or something, but I mean,
I couldn't get into that frequency.
Why didn't you like it,
it's 'cha-cha', how nice!
'cha-cha' is very nice,
but I had such a feeling.
I said to myself,
Yılmaz, this is not you.
-Besides, you are nothing.
-Arif brother!
-Besides, you are nothing!
-What are you doing?
Dude, why are you fucking greet people?
I am talking about something here.
Brother Arif, how are you?
I said, that's exactly what
makes you beautiful Yılmaz.
So a self-awareness has come to me.
Son, you were ranting that you
choose libido or something.
Hah, that's what I'm saying.
Then like this,
I said to myself, this is not how
it works, my eye went to the door,
I said Yılmaz,
you better get out of here,
visit a friend, I said to myself.
-Okay, I got it, okay, man.
-Damn Yılmaz.
-What a man! OK.
-By the way, İlkkan,
I'm saying it independently of
Selda or something, this 'cha-cha'
thing is very nice bro,
go ahead, don't leave this 'cha-cha',
I seem to be warming
up a little into it,
I can't make any promises,
but I'll consider it.
Good brother, 'cha-cha' is really
a colorful world, welcome aboard.
Thank you.
Aren't you coming?
I'll go and see, what's going on.
-There is tea.
-Drink.
-You drink too.
-No, I will not drink.
-Will you come in the evening?
-I do not know.
Take care of the home, clean it.
-You come, we'll do it together now.
-No, you do it.
It will be quicker with three people.
You do it son, what did I do,
what did I do, why should I help you?
-Now this place is narrow.
-A little, yes.
There is no 'cha-cha' situation here.
How should we do it?
Sorry, I mean...
-the room is messy.
-It does not matter.
We can't do it over there, right?
-How, wait a minute.
-As if...
Selda dear, can you hold my axe?
Thank you, can I get you like this?
This way, will you pass over there?
I'll try to open a space here.
If you do something like
-this, actually. No no.
-Should I help you?
Wait, I'll handle this.
Wait a minute, wait in a corner.
If I close this thing off.
It doesn't fit here, does it?
Stop, stop, back off a little.
OK, this will get closed like this.
Hah, okay, okay, come on.
What did you do with the axe?
-I put the axe.
-Okay, axe, let it stay there.
-Is it okay right now?
-I think it's fine.
Yes, yes it's fine.
Let them not see us.
Let's cover these things too.
Let's play!
Let's play, come on.