As If (2021–…): Season 2, Episode 4 - Sokak Röportaji - full transcript

So, is this a good thing
or a bad thing? Tell me.

So, are you going to accept the
truth about yourself accordingly?

Brother, I do not accept this anyway,
I am just asking.

But when I pay attention, İlkkan, yes.

-Yes, brother, that's it.
-No bro, while I'm walking,

I don't swing my arm a little.
I am swinging them enough.

Brother, what am I saying is,

as an outside eye, you don't
swing your arm or hand enough.

I wish you would swing it a little
more, I mean, when I look from outside.

Look bro,
because my hands are full right now

I can't show you in practice but,



there is no such illness or something,
so thank you very much anyway.

Do not mention.

By the way,
why do we carry everything bro?

I wish we had given
two bags to him too.

Yılmaz!

-You just go, I'll come.
-Come on.

-Come.
-I will come, you go, just a second.

Come, Yılmaz, come on!

Wait a minute.

I mean,
I don't understand why they don't stop.

Brother, look, the moment you step
on the pedestrian crossing in Europe,

cars are stopping.
As soon as you take a step, you know?

-It must be so, brother.
-It is not required to pass

a part of the crossing.



Oh!

He found the microphone,
he'll talk forever!

It's free anyway!

The man just likes it, let him talk.
That's his thing, man.

Oh, I'm not against it either,

but I wish we could
express our opinions.

Brother, we will go home from here,
we will cook,

we will eat, I am already starving.

Shall we order the food outside?

Do not eat in outside,
the man talked our head's off

and we bought two kilos
of kidneys just for him.

Look, look, look at the moves.

Fuck your mouth and your tongue,
Yılmaz!

Brother, come on,
kidneys are frozen! İlkkan!

I'm not eating out of
courtesy for two hours!

Eat dude, it's like you're a
very kind person, do not act.

-Ersoy.
-Huh.

-Find us an old movie.
-Old movie?

-Find it, let's eat like that.
-A Turkish movie?

It doesn't matter, find an old movie.

-Referee Coşkun Kutay,
-Zap.

-Mommy, I'm here!
-Switch.

My precious!

Still such a carelessness,
so excuse me but,

it's a shame.
-Switch.

Even consider committing
mass suicide like this...

Let's go back to the previous channel,
what was it?

-It was not a movie.
-Go back.

By all means,
the competent authorities,

will take action on him,
I have no doubt about it.

Some guy's out,
supposedly voicing his opinions.

Oh, a dog!

Sorry, a jerk!

What is it to you!

Who are you my friend?
Who are you!

We also know who made you talk.

-We know them well.
-Yılmaz?

We know that too.

-What's going on bro?
-But, we have nothing to do

-with pawns like you.
-Huh?

Our problem is the
power elites behind you.

-What the hell is that?
-We'll find them too.

-Son, it's you!
-Is it me? No.

Dude, he telling those things to you!

Brother, that was your video!

Will he continue to speak?

-Ooh!
-It's not me, it's...

-I don't think so.
-I... we just confused him with me.

What a confusion bro?

Your head was there full-screen!

The man addressed to you!

Thank you very much.

Brother, what did you say
in the street interview?

We've come to the end
of "Precision Escape",

the place that only truth is spoken.

What did I say?
No, I didn't say anything bro, no.

Here are the things we talk
about amongst ourselves.

What is it between ourselves?

Dude, the things we talk
among ourselves, at home,

ordinary, everyday things,
that is, things like that.

The man cursed you forever,
what did you say?

Why did the man do this?

Yılmaz, what did you say there?

Tell us brother, let us know, come on!

Ersoy, I swear I don't remember dude.
I don't remember anything!

The usual chat we do among ourselves,
the common dialogues...

Common, ordinary?
You heard the guy, right?

Is this how you react to
something ordinary, brother?

Brother, yes, it was overreacted,
I couldn't understand,

pawn, power elites or something,
what, what is it to me?

There is you, there is Ersoy,
there is a little bit of Ethem.

That's all I have as
power elites behind me.

Yılmaz, brother, your video
is available on the internet.

-Open it.
-I can't open.

It is on many sites but, when I click,
it says the video has been removed.

-Gee!
-All websites say so.

Look,
dude, Yılmaz, tell us for god's sake!

At least tell us what you said!

Look, if we're going to get
into trouble or something,

we'll take a precaution, at least.

Gee!

Tell me!

İlkkan look, my beautiful brother.

I swear to you, I swear on our dead.

The things we talk among ourselves,
ordinary

daily matters, such things, I mean, uh.

Don't include us bro,
what does this have to do with us?

Okay, okay let's calm down,
okay, no need to worry, the video has

already been removed, the video has
been removed bro, the topic is over.

Okay, case closed!
It's over, it's gone, okay.

Okay, I was shocked,
I said, what is going on, oh my God!

Oh!

dude.

I mean,
tons of messages are being sent to me.

What message?

Here, messages pouring in
from social media right now.

What do they say?

There are those who threaten
and those who congratulate,

but I mean, the majority are threats.

Who are they?

I don't know bro,
just plain people.

Look, for example...

Look,
bro, Yıldıray, I will kill you now.

I can track your location through
your phone step by step...

OK brother, we are not doing anything,
we are going to the police right away.

Wait a second, wait dude, wait a
minute, don't worry about the police,

these are paper tigers, they're
talking, it's free, let them talk.

If we were to do anything
with everyone's words, oho!

Dude, is there such a thing?

Look, these things will happen fast!
Yılmaz, you don't even realize it,

they knock on your
door all of a sudden.

Calm down bro, look what someone
said? "Good luck to you," he said.

Single person!

Brother, don't look at him,
why are you taking him serious?

Yılmaz, angry crowds are
very dangerous, listen to us.

Yılmaz, ah,
brother, I need to ask your permission.

Ersoy,
I have to go to home and rest, brother.

-I have bad back.
-What's going on, İlkkan, huh?

Brother, sitting for a long time...
I have to go and lie down.

Get out of there, get out of there!

Do such things suit you?

What's going on?
What does it suit?

Isn't Yılmaz our brother, huh?

Are we going to leave him alone
in this situation, İlkkan?

-Are we such people?
-What does it has to do with it?

-Get out of there!
-My back is so bad, I can't take it.

Is it the time to rest now, İlkkan?

Okay, okay bro I'm not going,
okay, here we are.

I also need a lot of rest.

Okay, we'll take it bro,
so what should we do, ah.

Calm down.

You're on fire right away,
wait a minute, dude.

Calm down,
do something with common sense,

my mother is calling, wait a second.

-Say hello.
-Yes, mommy, yes.

Mommy look,

look, I swear...
I didn't say anything,

I didn't say anything,
I swear I didn't say anything.

By God, the ordinary things

that we talk among ourselves daily!

Always...
By god, who is it?

Who is stoning our windows?

See who is it through the window.
Who?

Akif?

Make me talk with Akif, turn it on,

put it on speaker, put it on speaker.

You fucker!

When did you become a man?
Asshole!

Who are you to stone the
windows of your Aunt Yöntem?

I fucked you up, son.

We're going to talk to your dad,
lad, okay?

I swear I won't care if you are young.
I'll cut your head off!

Look at the pimp!
Fuck off!

Mom, okay I'm hanging up.
Let's talk later, okay?

I'll call you, okay, come on.

My hands and feet are shaking, pimp!

Look dude, Yılmaz.

We need to escape as soon as possible,
brother,

these things grow like an avalanche,
they will grow, grow.

It will swallow us.

They come here too,
look, they found your mom's place.

What should we run away from?

How beautiful it was that we
bought two kilos of kidneys,

we were going to have
a wonderful evening here,

They messed up our lovely night!

What are you saying?
I'm telling you we have to run away!

What are we going to do,
brother, do you have any alternatives?

Do not wear my sweater in.

Dude.

Yılmaz?

Calm down,
wait a minute, I'll check the door.

Let's not make a sound, don't open it.

What is this?
What is this?

Don't open,
don't open, don't open Yılmaz.

Son,
no one knocks on our door at this hour.

It can happen, don't worry.

Dude, don't open Yılmaz,
for God's sake, don't open that door.

Dude, İlkkan,
you're going crazy.

At least look through the hole,
open it like that.

-Open it if it's familiar.
-I'll take a look, very quickly.

You're crazy, İlkkan!
I'm looking at it.

Ümran sister came,
should I open it?

Yes.

Yılmaz, what did you say, dude?
What did you do like that?

What did we do, we didn't do anything,
Ümran sister, what's going on?

Are you getting ready, baby?

What are we going to get ready for,
Ümran sister?

Son, you have to make a backpack and
disappear for three or five days.

Take these four hundred liras,
come on, don't show up for a while.

I'll send you SMS you
when things calm down.

-Why SMS?
-I know only one SMS, dude.

Ümran sister,
why are you bothering for us?

Oh God,
thank you very much, but I mean,

OK, we are waiting for your message.

Come on, stay safe,
good luck, don't keep us unaware.

Okay, it was Ümran sister.

I'm going now,
I'm going to start the car, you come in

about ten minutes,
let's meet in the parking lot, come on.

-Relax relax.
-Where are we running to?

-I don't have any cash.
-Don't you have a damn card?

-You run away with the card!
-Mrs. Ümran

gave me four hundred-odd liras,
She said run away, calm down.

Look at the woman, well done!

Okay, Yılmaz, let's make a
joint bag with you, brother.

-if so.
-Man, hurry up!

Boy, how quickly did we make
this decision, wait a minute...

Do you know what life safety means,
man!

İlkkan what are you doing, okay,
okay brother, okay we're getting off!

-Move fast!
-Calm down.

Our lives are in danger!

-OK.
-Calm down bro, what's going on,

arrange me some trousers and shirts,
OK?

I never guessed that we
would run away today.

All right, come on,
whatever you're doing, come quickly!

-Come on, we're coming.
-By the way, those phones,

-shut these phones!
-Okay, we're closing.

Turning it off! I'm not talking
about airplane mode or anything!

-Phones to will be turned off!
-OK!

- All right, come on.
-Those kidneys...

Oh,
make it a sandwich or something, okay.

-Okay, I'll make them something.
-OK.

Damn!

-Yılmaz.
-Huh.

-Did you unplug the iron?
-Yes, I did.

What iron is it?

So I iron our clothes before I left,
hurriedly.

We need to buy
something to eat, brother.

I made kidney sandwiches and bagged.

Then what, I bought bulgur,
I bought chickpeas, I bought dry beans.

Dude, can a person escape with dried
legumes, did you lose your mind?

dude, I took whatever I could get
my hands with excitement, I went out,

God, drive!

İlkkan, you are so panicked!

I'm sorry bro,
my concerns are perfectly healthy.

So you're the one who is
too 'large' like that.

There is a crowd after the man,
"İlkkan, you are so panicked", he says.

Stop at a gas station,
we'll get a Coke.

Okay, we'll look,
if we see a quiet place, we'll stop,

it seems like there's
nothing on this road.

We turned off the phones, so we
can't open a navigation or something.

What happened man?
Why are we back bro?

We passed a place, brother.
I remembered it.

Of İlkkan, of.

Hush bro, here we come,
are you buying a coke from here,

-take what you're getting.
-Let's get a coke.

I will also inflate the tires,
buy me a bubble gum Ersoy.

What kinda?

It doesn't matter.

I need bubble gum when I'm nervous.

-Do you have the money?
-Money?

-You, I...
-Probably it's on torpedo.

-How is it?
-Son, I gave the money to you!

What money?

Don't you say Mrs. Ümran's money, bro?

-Yes.
-I gave it to you at home!

It's like I gave it to Yılmaz...

-I don't have money, son!
-I gave it to you.

Okay, it's with me, okay.

-Okay.
-Okay, come on.

I put it in my back pocket.

Ersoy,

I do not turn off the ignition,

if there is an emergency,
run immediately,

-we're going to leave.
-Don't do crazy things

İlkkan, turn off the ignition.

Don't be ridiculous,
brother, from now, car is always on.

Okay,
you will shout if something happens.

-Look at the precautions we've taken!
-Stop, don't come down!

Let me look around, brother,
if it's available, if it's safe...

-It's mountain top, come on!
-Yes Yılmaz, yes Yılmaz!

But there are men inside,
anyway, go to the back at least,

don't smoke towards the gas station,
don't blow up here too.

The weather is nice huh.

Don't shout,
man, don't shout, don't shout.

Dude, I'm going to beat you,
look, you're exaggerating the moment.

-Don't do such stupid things.
-Huh...

İlkkan, okay.

-Come on.
-Did you get them?

-Yes
-Let me see.

Get in!

Come on, come on,
come on, brother, come on, brother,

-Okay, come on.
-What's wrong with you, İlkkan?

-What's going on?
-What's going on with you?

-Okay, come on, brother.
-Oh, is he a maniac or something?

How keen are you to
gamble with your life!

-Those are kutis?
-Yeah yeah.

Put the kutis in the back,
what else did you get?

Salami,

pipette,

car air freshener, dual kit.

Bravo Ersoy,

you can escape to Mars with just
these three, well done!

Why bro,
it's better than beans, I mean.

You can bite salami.
It is ready to eat.

The experts are yelling bro.

Fizzy drinks are hell to gums!

-They're shouting this out!
-OK!

That's why I bought it with pipette,
gosh!

We will drink them by using it!

Do not scream.

I bought the salami so that
we can eat it right away.

I also bought kutti of all kinds,
so what else should I do?

Brother, bubble gum?

İlkkan, I forgot.

Brother, are we going to
write everything down for you?

Uff, brother, don't scold, okay,

-I forgot.
-I wanted only one thing!

It might be!

We have a lot of things on our mind,
why are you shouting?

-What means "it might be"?
-Calm down.

I didn't think of it,
what should I do İlkkan?

Okay, don't open your mouth!
Do not answer!

Do you have to break my
heart for one little gum?

-Get it quick.
-Brother, when I'm nervous

I want a bubble gum!

-Let me buy it now...
-No, no, it's over, brother, it's over!

Over!

-It is over!
-Let him buy and come back?

-No bro!
-Dude, store is right there!

-I do not want!
-Calm down.

Ersoy, who is this, huh?

I don't know either.
I didn't buy it by choice,

I bought it so that
the car smells good.

OK.

Have you calmed down, captain?

Where are we going?

Brother, this road goes to Bolu.

Are we going to Bolu?

I will fuck you İlkkan.
Uf, brother, ugh!

Son, don't make us start over!

Look, we had to move as
soon as possible, and we did!

Brother, why are we going
to Bolu barrel toward, İlkkan?

-Dear Yılmaz, we are not going to Bolu.
-You said we are going to Bolu!

No bro, we haven't decided on this,
I said that this road goes to Bolu.

I said it in the sense that
there is Bolu on our way.

-Ersoy, where were you from, brother?
-Muş.

No way.

Brother, we have to go and get away,
for a while, until things settle down.

Okay,
enough, don't squeak, let's get away.

-Yılmaz.
-Damn, what the heck did you

say in that interview,
you don't tell us.

And we are on the road so that we
can save our lives, especially yours!

I am trying to make you hurry up,
but you have a kind of an inactiveness!

-What inactiveness?
-Our lives are in danger!

I also agree with you!

Act a bit according to the situation,
why are you talking through your hat?

Do you still receive threat messages?

My phone is off bro.

-He told that turn it off completely!
-Keep it closed bro.

There is only one threat to me,
and that is you.

-Fuck off bro, then get out of the car!
-I'm not getting off, you get off.

- Son, didn't you talk there?
-You get down.

-Should I get out of the car?
-You get down.

Don't hurt his feelings.

Get this guy's gum first.

-Shall I take it, İlkkan?
-I don't want it bro.

-It's over.
-Let him buy it.

-He doesn't want it.
-I don't want it bro,

do not touch me.

-I'm sorry, İlkkan.
-I'm sorry, İlkkan.

Fuck off!

-Sorry.
-Come on, son, okay, İlkkan.

You know how to fix my broken heart.

-My İlkkan!
-My Yılmaz!

-Let's go.
-My Ersoy.

Dear İlkkan, sorry.
Let me buy you a bubble gum, stop.

No son, no no.

OK, what are we doing now then?

By the way, any money left
from what Mrs. Ümran gave?

-Yes, it's here.
-Come on, my God, what a woman!

Look, the woman gave four hundred
liras, she took out four hundred liras.

-İlkkan?
-Huh?

Are these guys looking at us?

-No way.
-Let's take precaution.

It looks that way because of the rain.

Yılmaz, they recognized you, dude.

Go, go, move, OK let's go.

Do you want to eat?

Give me one.

-I'll eat later.
-Take.

-Kutti is good, try it.
-What is this, is it plain?

Plain.

No water, right?
We didn't get any water.

-Didn't you get a coke?
-I bought a coke, but....

Is it the same thing, brother?

It's liquid dude, it's liquid.

Find a place and have
a cup of tea and soup.

Stop somewhere.

Yılmaz.

Why is he standing,
walking around like that?

He doesn't listen to me,
what should I do?

From now on,
we're hanging out low profile.

Ersoy, take your soup, drink it calmly,

and let's go to Bolu bro, okay?

Dude, it's not clear yet.

It could be Bartın, it could be Amasra.

-Was teacher Rüçhan from Bartın?
-Who is he?

Owner of Rüçhan Home Appliances?

-I think he was from Bartın.
-Isn't he?

I wonder if he is still in Bartın.

I don't know, dude, do you think
teacher Rüçhan will remember us?

I mean,
I don't know, but if he remembers us,

I say, if he could help,
we would go to Bartın.

-Who is this man?
-An old family friend,

while İlkkan was
preparing for the exams,

a committee report was
needed for him to study.

-Uh-huh.
-Rüçhan teacher helped us.

Is he a doctor?

No, his wife is a doctor brother.

Are we going to Bartın?

I don't know bro,
it can be Kütahya too,

Kastamonu might also be.
After all, I just asked, we'll see.

OK bro,
then I'm not asking again, this was

my last question,
at our next stop, I will ask,

"where is this place?"
and we will be gone there, okay?

We're not going to Bolu though, are we?

What the hell is that?

What came out of it?

What is that?

I'm not seeing wrong, am I?

-Is that a bullet?
-They put bullets in my soup.

Who will put it, brother,
didn't you buy the soups, Ersoy?

I bought them, so a man gave me there.

As a message?
So this cannot be a mistake.

Of course bro, come on, let's go!

Boy, didn't this man give
you three soups on the tray,

how did he know that
this bowl goes to me?

He must have taken a gamble,
what do I know?

Fuck off, take a look at these soups,
brother, check the soups.

-What you got?
-What's that, get out.

Mine is rosary brother,
let's get out of here.

What do you have?

Brother, I have a broken pencil.

Oh!

Come on bro, let's get out of here,
what else are you sitting on?

İlkkan, calm down. I'll see if
there's anything in that salad.

Calm down?

They put roses in our salad, too.

Wait a minute,

and there's paper in it.

Fuck what are we dealing with!

"Go!"

Come and threaten us directly bro,
curse directly, beat me so...

-Come on, get up, get up.
-Get up!

Stop!

Get up, you're going to get
us in trouble again, go!

In God's roadhouse,
what symbolism is this?

-Come on, come on.
-Okay, we're leaving. Come on.

They also give information,
look at the barbarians of God!

Come on, come on brother, come on.

Brother, they threw watermelon,
they threw watermelon to the car!

Wait, what's going on?

Come on,
get in Ersoy, get over there, please!

Is this a message or something?

I mean, what did they mean?

Whatever the hell it is bro, let's go!

Give it to me!

-Give it!
-Maybe it wasn't related with us.

A man said "fuck this!" threw it at us.

Give me that watermelon already!

What is happening to you?

Get it.

Don't be ridiculous son, this is red
watermelon, this is blood, blood!

I will fuck you too, shut the fuck up!

Yes, brother,
this is a clear message, Yılmaz.

You idiot, get in the car!
Brother, come on, Ersoy.

İlkkan,
I don't share the

same excitement,
fear and anxiety with you bro,

I'm sorry, okay?

These things seem childish to me, man!

It's that simple.

I mean, these are watermelon and
other things are all childish!

Symbols or something!

The way we couldn't eat is very bad.

[song] If I haven't seen a happy day

[song] If I was loved and didn't love

[song] If I didn't laugh to the fullest

[song] Why was I born, why was I born?

[song] My time is wasted

[song] my life is
ruined, my life is ruined

If you're not disgusted,
I will eat by biting.

Break it into half?

-İlkkan?
-Bite brother.

[song] My time is wasted

[song] my life is ruined,
my life is ruined

[song] my mother was
in pain for nothing

What do you use for your skin, İlkkan?

Nothing bro.

[song] People are in joy, sorrow in me

-İlkkan.
-Huh.

I will tell you something,
but don't get angry.

Okay, go ahead.

Brother, In the back, a while ago,

I turned on the internet,
I turned on the phone.

What are you doing bro?
I said turn them off completely!

-We woke the man up.
-What happened?

Anyway, hear it too,
brother, hear what did he do.

-What happened, what did you do?
-I just

opened the phone,
brother, while I was lying there.

-So?
-I was on the Internet.

Yeah.

There is a hostel over there somewhere.

Will Umran sister's money be enough?

It is enough, it is enough.

Good, okay,
that's nice, let's go there and sleep.

[song] Why was I born, why was I born

[song] I don't know why was I born

-Ersoy, Ersoy!
-What?

Come in, son, what are you doing there?

I'm distracted by that light, I'm
looking to see where it's coming from.

What's wrong with you,
wherever it comes, it comes.

Close the curtain!

You draw more attention there,
at the window!

Doesn't the light bother you?

No, I'm fine.

Ersoy,

how much do we pay here per night?

One hundred twenty.

Not per person, is it?
For whole of us, right?

For room.

We pay for the room, if you want
eight people stay, it doesn't matter.

Is this a football pitch,
it must have a limit,

For example,
there are three beds in this room.

Yılmaz, is your pillow thin?

No, my pillow is normal, I don't know,
maybe you will find it thin.

How is yours, İlkkan?

Mine is in normal thickness.

It's fabric or something is hard,
and the inside is harsh.

Mine is like paper.

My neck cramps.

Brother, I can't sleep like this.

Shall we change the pillow?

Do something bro, call the reception,
let them change your pillow.

Yeah, you are right.

Why are you always
trying to get attention?

Didn't you say we should
hang out low profile?

Dear İlkkan,

I'm a customer here bro.

If they have thick pads, I demand it.

We give money.

Are your intention to fuck
us all together, brother?

Am I the only one who is rational here?

-Don't shout.
-Calm down.

What was it, something happened.

-What happened?
-Something has come here.

-What's up?
-I do not know.

-Where did it come from?
-There's something on the floor,

it came from under the door,
where will it come from!

-Okay, calm down.
-Shhh!

-Be calm.
-Brother, don't come closer, son.

-Don't act rapidly!
-Wait a minute.

Hold on, let me see.

-Look, Yılmaz.
-Yılmaz, Yılmaz!

Dude, calm down.

Son, don't open it, you don't
know what's inside, don't touch it.

They threw envelopes into the room.

Come on, what are we dealing with!

It says "open the door".

Don't open.

But look, I am running out of patience.
I am going to open.

we are three, we can fight
if necessary, what is this?

We can't fight bro, no, don't open it!

So are we here, in this room now?

Are we stuck here?

OK, let's wait for the morning,

-let's get out of here in the morning.
-Why?

We have a car bro,
we'll get in and fuck off,

why are we waiting, I'm opening it bro!

Yılmaz, don't be silly! It must be a
trap or something, son, don't open it!

There is no one.

Do not be afraid.

What is this, there is a huge box here.

Why are you bringing the thing we don't
know, into the middle of our room?

-I wonder, I wonder!
-Open it outside and have a look then.

What are we dealing with bro?
What are we really dealing with?

What is that?

Brother, I don't want any objections,

we're leaving now, pack up.

Why did you bother so much?

Was it necessary?

They made me a tombstone, thanks.

For this level, it must be a joke, huh?
That's not wise.

No, brother, I mean, this social
anger is something like that.

It's very normal.

For God's sake Yılmaz,
what's normal about this?

No, this is not normal,
this is abnormal.

it is not normal, what is it?
You are right.

-Wear this bro, come on.
-I mean, the expression of social anger

is not normal, here is a social
anger that targeting us brother.

-Damn, wear this!
-Irrationally attacks us...

Get dressed, son, what are you doing?

What are you doing,
as if the killers aren't after us?

Wait a second, we're talking
about something. Calm down.

Son, if you talk after saving
our lives, are you crazy?

-Turn that voice down.
-Get your hands down! Come on!

-Is he a maniac?
-Walk!

You see,
Ersoy, someone sat down and did this,

in order to give us a message!

He sat at night, made a
tombstone, someone spent money on this!

Get up, come on!

-Keep this bro.
-Something about it...

mentioning the workmanship, or...
okay stop, give it.

-Give it to me.
-What are you doing,

-what are you doing?
-Stop!

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

-Calm down.
-Are you going to drive me crazy, dude?

-What are you doing?
-Be calm.

Come on, we're leaving.
I swear, look, I'll get in the car,

you'll stay here, they'll kill you!

Gee!

Gee! Gee!

That zipper of mine doesn't come up,
bro, we need to have it checked.

Why don't you take
it to Brother Rüstem?

Rüstem brother is dead, don't you know?

Hurry up boy, hurry up a little bit,
what are you doing?

Look at him,
he's fluttering like a rabid dog.

Let's go, bro.

Come on!

-What happened man?
-Nothing, nothing.

-What did you do?
-There's nothing wrong,

we're back from here.

I took the wrong path.

Are you going back to Bolu road?

Dude, while you don't know where to go,
how did you took the wrong path?

From the previous thing, we should've
enter from the previous right.

Okay.

İlkkan, if you were to launch your own
brand,

what brand would you launch?

İlkkan.

Okay.

Turn off that car,
brother, the gas will run out.

Is the time up?

-How many minutes, did you not count?
-No bro.

Brother,
you were going to keep the time.

Where are you?

It's okay, I was just wasting time.

Don't bring it in, bro.

Leave the spent time outside.

Can you please put this out, Ersoy?

Please bro.

Why are you using a bag anyway?

You are in the middle
of the forest bro.

The bag remains in
nature for centuries.

-It's like he wants it to remain.
-All right, so should it remain?

No, I'm taking it with me so that
it doesn't stay, I'll throw it away.

If you never take it with you at all,
nature would be grateful.

It's not going to be clean that way,
what's the point?

Brother, look, you're still acting like
you're in civilization, both of you.

We are in the wild bro,
we are in the wild.

Adapt a little to this!
You have to start slowly.

Do you have wet wipes?

I don't have it,
Ersoy took the last ones.

Did you take them all?

Well, there was a few left already.

Didn't you leave a single one,
I was going to get cleaned a bit, bro.

I got cleaned a bit too.

I am stinking too.

-Yılmaz.
-Yes.

It's been three days, there was no
news on the radio, is it forgotten?

I think it's been forgotten.

Son, what am I telling you, we have
photos everywhere, brother,

this issue is not something that can be
forgotten in three or five days.

You will have to be
patient for a while,

there is no such thing as returning.

Didn't sister Ümran write?
For us to come back?

I don't know bro, I have opened the
phone and turned off immediately.

There was no SMS,
she hadn't sent anything.

İlkkan, so look,
we've been circling around that car

for three days,
sleeping, waking up and eating kutti.

I think that's enough,
enough, let's go back.

Any Kutti's left by the way?

Brother, kutti, there are little left,

all of them are plain,
the chocolates are finished.

Okay, let's keep them bro.

Kidneys are already finished,
immediately, kidneys.

It would get spoiled anyway,
if we didn't eat it.

So that's it now.

We're in the car.

That's it after that.

İlkkan really, how long are we
going to stay in the car, bro?

Brother,
am I doing this out of my own pleasure?

Let's go to a village, find something,
knock on someone's door, let's say,

"We are guests of God"
and let us meet with a bed again.

Let food pass through our stomach.

What will happen if they recognize us,
brother?

Boy, this car will die today anyway,
it will run out of gas.

We will die in the forest frost!

Yılmaz is right İlkkan,
for God's sake look, think carefully,

this event has not even been
heard of in the village anyway.

Let's go, ask for help, is it a shame?

Yes brother, let's wait until
it gets dark in the evening,

Let's go, let's knock on someone's
door, let's say this and that...

No matter what happens, no matter what.

Brother, I think we should not go to
anyone's door in our current state,

that is, we are dehumanizing,
we will go there and scare people,

even if they don't know us,

they report that the village
has been raided by bandits.

That's also true.

-Oh!
-İlkkan.

What?

Dude, here are suits.

Yes brother, those are my suits.

-There are two of them.
-Huh.

Clean.

At night, we are standing at

the door of the people like a bailiff.

It was your idea,
do you oppose that too?

I'm not opposing bro,
but the suits and stuf...

-Did you tie?
-Yeah.

Why are you wearing a tie,
are you crazy?

What's wrong with that,

I'm going to draw a profile
that inspires confidence.

Okay,
knock on the door, draw your profile.

-Dude, it suits him.
-Knock!

-I am going to knock.
-Hit.

He's coming, he's coming.

Uncle, have a good night.
We are travelers on the road.

We bring you the
greetings of Hazrat Khidr.

Alaikum salam.

Uncle,

would you accept guests of God?

Boy, I'm not available at all.

I've had a good meal,
I'll be going to bed soon.

What if we curl up and
lie down somewhere too?

No,
unfortunately I don't know you at all.

My uncle, when you know,
we become regular guests.

This is God's guest, that is, the
concept when you don't know the guests.

Thanks son, good night,

good night, see you, good night.

What the hell is going on there?

Shh, quiet, quiet.

Gendarme, can you see, gendarme?

-Gendarme.
-Fuck it, they found us.

At least we had a car that we
can sleep in it, and it is gone.

-He's coming here.
-Is he coming to us?

-He's coming here. Run, run, run!
-Who is there?

Run!

Run!

Get up, sleepers!
There are things to do!

Come on! Yılmaz!
Come on. İlkkan.

Come on. We have things to do, bro.

Come on!

Have you received an SMS?

Brother, don't keep asking this.

I look at the phone every day,
I look at it.

-So, no messages?
-No, the woman did not write!

She didn't! Don't ask this anymore!

Ah, it's been fifteen days huh,

and no one else has written anything.

It turns out that we don't
have any acquaintances.

How can someone not be loved this much?

İlkkan,
you don't let me open the internet.

So why would anyone text us anyway?

SMS era is over.

Ümran sister will send,
we are already waiting for her.

I swear, you reminded it well,
it's your turn to draw water, Yılmaz.

Come on, don't linger.

Guys,
I don't want to bother you now, but,

I need to talk to you about something.

What happened man?

Brother look, this, all this time,
I've been gritting my teeth and beard.

I didn't make any objections,
I did approve whatever you said to me.

But I run out of patience.

I don't have any patience left İlkkan!

I'm done, I'm done, I don't
have any patience left, I swear, look,

I say with all my heart,
we need to go back, İlkkan.

Ersoy, friends,
we have to go back, let's go back.

Yes brother,
İlkkan, we have to go back.

All right, you two come back, come on.

İlkkan, oh brother,
you, alone at the top of the mountain,

can such a thing happen?

Don't be silly, there's no such thing.

Nothing will happen to me bro,
don't worry.

A question for you.

Who dies first?

Ugh!

Brother, ugh!

Who dies, huh?
Who dies?

Those who can't adapt dies, brother.
I have adapted.

No bro, you didn't.

How so?

Brother, you are not adapting to us
right now,

we say come, you do not come.

Boy, am I saying that,
I'm talking about adapting.

I'm adapted!
Adapted!

You could not adapt to this life!

You are pink ass bro.

You can't even wait for the SMS
that will come two days later.

So what should we do,
what do you want from us dude?

What do you want from us?

Shall we die, in order to adapt?
Shall we die?

Do you have any suggestions,
what should we do bro?

I want to go to jail right now,
I've reached that point İlkkan!

I want to go and lie there warm,
I want to eat.

Ersoy,
come, for God's sake, let's surrender!

Why am I surrendering?

I didn't commit a crime brother,
why am I surrendering?

Am I the one who talked to the TV?

God, look at this!
It came to me!

Dude, we couldn't get a
word out of his mouth,

I wonder what he said there!
Why am I going to jail?

I didn't say anything bro,
I didn't say...

We didn't say anything İlkkan,
I mean, we didn't say anything!

Oh!

Well done, I swear, well done.

They say if you want to get to know
your friends, take them on a trip.

Well done.

I mean, how many times have I said it,
who knows how many more

I'll say it, you've been making me
say this every day for days, brother.

The things we talk about on a
daily basis amongst ourselves,

ordinary things.

At home, indoors, among ourselves.

So how...
What else can I say?

What more can I say?

Don't say anything bro, because
you're not telling us the truth.

Nobody gets this much crazy over
the ordinary, everyday things.

You obviously said something important.

I swear to God, good luck to you!

I'm going to draw water.
Maybe I'll adapt on the way, brother.

If I adapt alone,
I won't come back,

I would run the fuck away with all
the water, for your information.

Brother, look,
sometimes neither diet, nor sports,

I mean, even plastic surgery
doesn't make a profit,

because, think like that,
when you were born, out of ten,

You know,
the standard of all people is not ten,

-some of them ten but some of them
-Of course.

seven, six.

Whatever he does, he will not
be able to surpass it anyway.

It will be seven at most,
he can not be ten.

I'm telling you that.

Like, what is my rate?

-Shall I give a sincere answer?
-Yeah, of course.

Well,

two, bro.

Did you rate, out of five?

No, out of ten.

What is your rate?

I mean,
at this time of my life, brother,

I think I'm around seven and eight.

Yılmaz?

Well,

three, four.

So Yılmaz is better than me too?

So I'm talking about the
current state of things,

your potentials may be different,
Yılmaz's...

How much is my potential?

Four.

Never mind, give me some water.
Is there water?

There's a little.

Yılmaz comes now.

Brother,
I will not return, look, really.

Why am I returning?

If my potential is four,
why am I, what am I doing there?

-Go under it bro.
-Push it bro, push it it!

-Lift it, lift it!
-It won't get up!

-It won't get up.
-Like this...

Push it, push it, push it.

Look, it will roll down huh!

-Okay, I just... get ahead,
-Nothing will happen.

-get ahead, get ahead!
-You will be crushed.

-Get ahead, brother.
-Stop, stop, hold İlkkan, I'm coming.

I'm holding it bro, look,
we need to lift it, lift it from there.

Dude, will it go to the cave like this,
are you crazy?

-How else?
-My hand will be crushed here!

Push your side!

Stop,
stop, my foot will crushed, stop, huh.

Son, I'm in a very bad situation.

Stop, stop, come.

-Come, come brother, come brother.
-Go this way now.

-Okay, push.
-Ersoy.

-Drive bro, drive it!
-Okay, I'm pulling.

-Push, wait a minute, you... İlkkan,
-Gee!

-Can you go this way? Push it.
-You just get out of there, son.

-Come, brother.
-It will crush you.

-Stop.
-I'm having a hard time holding it.

-I'm slipping!
- Are you holding İlkkan?

-Come on, brother, what are you doing?
-What are you doing there?

Come that way brother.

-Mother! You stepped on my hand!
-God!

Damn!

What are you doing?
What are you doing?

Son, are you retarded?

How many times have I said,

don't stay under it, it was
obvious that it would be like this!

Why are we taking
logs to the cave?

Why?

Oh!

Good health to you!

Thanks.

Any news about that SMS?

No, I didn't look.

Brother, what's up with our food?

There is a little kutti.
We have also beans.

Brother, it needs a pressure cooker.

What did you do? What is
the food situation, Yılmaz?

Where did you come from?

Well, I was over there,
I mean, I was wasting time like that.

There's a little kutti and a bean.

There is no kutti. Kutti is over bro.

Then there are only beans.
Did you finish kutti?

No, you were sleeping yesterday,
we ate and finished it with İlkkan.

Couldn't you wake me up for two
minutes and give me two bites?

You were sleeping very well, Yılmaz,
so we didn't want to disturb you.

Yılmaz, can you hunt?

These guys,
sir.

We're here, take us out of here.

Let's stand up guys.

Guys, where have been you like this?

I met Mr. Cevdet today, I said,

"Where are these children,
they are not here for days?"

he said,
"I guess they went to their hometown".

I saw that your lights were always off.

Ümran sister,
don't you really remember, you gave us

four hundred-odd
liras and sent us away.

No.

You said to us, "Don't show
up before I send you an SMS,

go away,
I'll text you when things settle down".

When did I say it?

-Is it a month or something...
-It's been twenty-seven days.

-Twenty-seven days, it's been.
-Gee,

no, that scene is gone in my memory,
I don't have it, I don't remember.

This, but I mean,
it doesn't happen this way, so what?

My sister-in-law broke her ankle,
and I was in Amasra for four days.

-Do you see what's happening now?
-Get well soon.

Thanks.

Gosh.

But this is not acceptable
sister Ümran. It is not okay.

I swear, it's okay for this time,
let's get it like this, this is...

-Okay brother.
-We had a very difficult time, man.

I mean, it was a lot of trouble,
Ümran sister.

Never mind.

Never mind?
A log literally rolled off my leg.

And more things.

Rain...

Although İlkkan adapted well,

we couldn't do anything,
it wasn't quite right.

The log crushed my leg.

Fog, heavy fog, rain.

After that,
the hum of birds of prey or something,

I mean, I saw that they
are not going to give up,

I finally called the gendarmerie,

I said, sir, this is our situation.

We're out of gas,
we're here and there and so on.

Thank goodness they came.

They didn't even recognize us.

Nothing, they were not aware.

-Gee.
-Thanks to them, they drove us to

the city center, you know,

we changed our clothes on the way here.

We ask people, we are trying to
understand. There was such an event,

street interview, this and that.
Do you remember anything about it?

Nobody cares. Everyone forgot.

My interview is forgotten.

-Nobody remembers anything.
-It's a wonder.

Especially you.

Nobody remembers anything.

God, how far did you go?

Do you know this Manyas Bird Sanctuary?

That's the region,

but in a region that is not a
bird sanctuary, ours is like this,

it was like at the end
of the Bird Sanctuary,

our region is starting,
something like that.

Anyway,
dude, stuff like that happened to us.

Let's not keep you busy too,
Mrs. Ümran.

Not at all, dear.
You have your coffees, please.

You destroyed us, Ümran sister.

We have been waiting for
SMS from you for days.

What should we do
about the human nature?

-Every morning he got up and checked.
-Stop.

-I'll give you this thing.
-It's completely gone from my mind.

This is the remainder, 105 liras.
Dear sister Ümran, let me deliver it.

It was well appreciated, thanks.

This is a car air freshener,
gift from us to you.

It was normally duo.

One stayed in the car, the other one.

Street interview