As If (2021–…): Season 2, Episode 3 - Bej - full transcript
The group tries to help Yilmaz's nephew Kutay get the role he wants in a play.
[song] Maniac, maniac
[song] Maniac!
[song] Bee bro, you are a maniac!
[song] Bee bro you are a maniac!
[song] Sting, pull out,
sting, pull out, your needles
[song] Feed us with your honey
[song] Sting, pull out,
sting, pull out, your needles
-[song] Feed us with your honey
-Okay, say it!
[song] We boys are the
maniacs of the future!
[song] Bee bro you are a maniac!
-I will speak with him. Teacher Zafer!
-[song] Bee brother you
-May I have a word?
-[song] are a maniac!
[song] Sting, pull out...
-[song] your needles!
-Can we just turn that music off?
-Yes, sir.
-Teacher Zafer, what is this song?
What is this?
This can't be like that.
Teacher, these children are
shouting in chorus,
who composes these songs?
We, as the school family association,
will definitely bring this
issue to the agenda.
What a shame.
I couldn't believe my ears.
My wife is also an educator,
but we are not used to such things.
I mean, these are things that are very
contrary to our worldview and view,
my teacher.
It really doesn't suit,
it doesn't suit at all.
So the song is actually a normal song.
Teacher!
Children shouldn't be
learning such things, teacher.
How do you say it's normal?
So, couldn't you find any
word other than maniac
in a song?
Don't stick with that word, it's okay.
-How can't I be down to that word?
-These are children's songs.
-These songs are already on the tape.
-Sir, you are an educator.
I mean,
I consider it a shame to say this,
but unfortunately I have
to say it right now.
-It means crazy.
-What does maniac mean?
"We're going to be maniac when we
grow up." What do you mean by that?
-It's "cool" like that...
-It's not suitable.
Now let's fix this.
Please, we beg you, fix this.
-No way.
-It's not appropriate at all.
I'm surprised now.
Sir, we have four seasons,
we have twelve months, so this...
What do you think?
-I'm not thinking anything, bro.
-I'm not thinking anything.
I have nothing.
How is it not, dude?
Since yesterday you have been
thinking about something, tell me.
I'm analyzing something in my head.
Yılmaz, look, if people say, he will
ejaculate,
if he is silent, he will swell.
Are we strangers,
brother, share with us.
I'm thinking about Kutay. The child
has been in trouble since yesterday,
so he seemed very unhappy for a moment,
It felt like they were forcing him
to do something he didn't want.
-About the show?
-Yes, the show.
Also, the game they
played with those children
was such a strange, interesting thing.
Brother, they are studied
texts approved by pedagogues.
So nothing will happen,
don't be bothered.
Of course,
we also had it, for example,
in primary school,
I played it, in the first grade.
Well, there was a girl named Aysun,
she loved to dream.
She often came to the coop,
and dreamed with her animal friends.
I was a chick there too.
We also had a beautiful song.
[song] Love, love in minds,
Bursts in dreams.
Anyway.
Well, I think Kutay is a kid who can
do much more than that, but at this age
they are blocking them.
It bothers me.
Brother, we should not look at it that
way, I mean,
these are children, children.
This is how they learn
to be a part of a whole.
After all, they all have more or less
duties,
it should be looked at that way.
I talked to Kutay.
I said, Kutay,
there is a child in the role of a bee.
So?
I said that's, how was this boy chosen?
How was this bee role chosen,
relative to what?
He said, "Our teacher chose him."
that's it, that's all.
So?
Will the president appoint the bee?
No bro, you don't understand.
Children are not given the chance to
show themselves. Know what I mean?
The teacher said, "This will be the
bee." he said, it's over, that's it.
Isn't that unfair?
Brother, what happens if your nephew
plays the bee,
what happens if he doesn't?
It's just a fucking school performance.
I thought these were things
that pedagogues scrutinized?
When did they become a
fucking school performance?
Brother, you are exaggerating
this issue,
okay, Kutay could of course want to
play bee instead of honeycomb, but,
It's weird that you, as an adult,
are so concerned about this.
So İlkkan,
actually Yılmaz may be right, brother.
So, now they have never tried
Kutay in the role of a bee,
maybe Kutay would have been a very
good bee, so we don't know that.
He would be a much better bee for sure!
You saw the jerk that
they made the bee?
Brother you, dude, what are you doing?
Holding such a grudge against
children as young as six years old,
I don't know what to say right now!
Is it a lie bro, is it a lie?
If it is a lie, tell me.
It's okay bro,
please don't push it forward.
Come on,
okay, if you're dressed, let's go out
and have some Thai tea,
I'll treat you.
If you want,
we can talk about the Kutay issue.
Wait a second, I'm coming.
Let this be over first,
then we'll go out.
He just insulted a tiny child.
-He is sensitive.
-The child is very young.
That's normal, he is his nephew.
Look, dudes, when Ms. Canan arrives,
such vague questions are forbidden.
Please,
I don't want such things, please.
I'm sorry brother, I swear by God,
there is a bet between me and Ersoy.
We have been waiting
for a week to ask her.
Brother, the woman is a huge
asst. prof.
So if we're not going to ask her,
Are we going to ask Ethem?
By God, you make me regret it.
I really regret to say
the woman is asst. prof.
If she is a asst.
prof, she is an asst. prof.
Brother, why did you
exaggerate this so much?
Haven't you seen any asst.
prof. before?
Is Ms. Canan the only asst. prof?
For God's sake, please!
Brother, why are you blowing a hype?
Yes, what is it, brother,
why are you complaining so much?
Don't shout!
-Okay okay.
-You have a question about history?
-I guess it's about history, brother.
-Don't shout, don't shout!
-The woman is asst. prof. on history!
-Okay.
-We are going to ask only one question!
-Okay.
Welcome,
sister Canan, please take a seat.
-Sister Canan, welcome.
-Kutay.
-How are you guys?
-Goodness, as always Sister Canan.
As we have a chance to speak with you,
as we trust your sincerity,
we had a question with Ersoy.
Now, were this, in Ancient Rome,
public toilets were only
open to Roman citizens,
or were slaves allowed in too?
So Ersoy says only citizens are
allowed,
I say only slaves.
Friends, it's like this now.
One of Rome's most democratic
public spaces is the Latrinas.
Nobles, citizens, senators, all could
use these toilets at the same time.
In fact, we know today that there was
no distinction between men and women.
Latrina was a unifying factor in Rome.
Then, the bet is fifty-fifty.
It is a draw.
Of course, brother,
the bet was dropped in this case.
That's tough.
Teacher, thank you very much,
you honored us sir.
Don't mention it.
Canan sister, what about those bags,
did you go shopping with Kutay?
Oh,
these are for the school performance,
Honeycomb costume had to be made.
The parent-teacher union said let's get
it done first, so they collected money.
Then, of course, the costumes
weren't liked at all, they didn't fit.
Now they said that the
children should design the
costumes themselves according
to their own creativity.
So I bought supplies for him.
So beautiful, so beautiful, yes.
This,
well, is for the honeycomb, isn't it?
Yes.
Teacher, so if there is
anything we can help with,
-tell us please.
- Yes, sister Canan, please.
We'll ask for it.
-Oh no, my dear.
-Where will you ask to, brother?
Brother, I will ask if there is
anyone who can help with the costume.
Okay, get out and ask, come on.
There was no need.
No guys, please, there's no need
at all, thank you very much,
yellow handicrafts anyway,
we'll cut and paste.
But I also want lightning
bolts on the chest.
There were going to be lightnings,
you know?
Son, are you an SS officer,
what means lightning?
What does lightning do in a honeycomb,
I mean.
But my teacher said, do as you wish.
OK son,
we ask the teacher, if he says there
can be lightning,
I will cut and paste.
I don't want to be a honeycomb,
I want to be a bee!
I want to be a bee!
-My son is okay, we'll ask the teacher.
-I'll be a bee!
-Please let me be a bee! At least once!
-Okay.
Okay, Kutay, we are leaving guys.
-He is not going to stop.
-I...
-I want to be a bee!
-Okay, you'll be, you'll be a bee too!
-I want to have wings!
-I'll make lightning, okay.
Okay son, come on, good bye guys.
I would have bee wings!
Mom, I don't have a single wing!
My heart is torn out.
Brother, seeing the cry of a child,
as a prime witness...
Made me a little off.
I'm sorry bro, I pushed you at home,
but you were right.
Brother, that's it, so the children
have to say that they are unsuccessful.
-What?
-Brother,
If you don't choose this child as a
bee, the child has already lost,
but the child should know and
understand what he has lost,
-These are important things!
-How do we explain this.
I am tempted to gather a
full truck of pedagogues,
-And invade the school!
-Brother...
-There's Kutay at the end, calm down.
-Yes brother.
We have to deal with it without putting
the child in a difficult situation,
OK?
-I lost my taste.
-I swear I become uncomfortable.
I won't drink Thai tea or something!
I also drink when I am down.
Brother,
that's what I'm caring with now,
If we go and say directly to the man,
you know,
make Kutay a bee or something,
it might backfire.
-Yes.
-They mark the child at school, bro.
-Then his education life...
-Yes.
Brother, one of us,
with an appropriate language,
will go and tell the situation.
The person who will do this is,
of course, Yılmaz.
You're right.
Brother, I think the first,
we should do flatter.
-Let's praise the game the man played.
-Flattering?
Yes, that could be it.
Here you go, brother, say to the man,
for example, "I support you a lot,
unlike other parents,
these idiots could not understand the
fine work you have put to the table.
they could not understand the beauty
of the game you have composed.
You will go with smooth-tongue.
Now,
Flattering...
I will convince the man very well once,
let me tell you that first.
I can lick his boots very well.
I can convince him.
But that's not what
I'm afraid of anyway.
The part I'm afraid of is,
"Teacher, shall we make our
child a bee, our Kutay?"
There will be a part
that I will say this.
That part has to be fluent.
That's the part I'm afraid of.
How are we going to do it?
-Yes.
-It's easy bro.
Ersoy, I'm sorry to trouble you,
I am out of water.
Use the glass.
I mean, you can go with like this,
"I like it very much, the game you
play with the children, it's subtle,
it's a classy game, but humbly,
you know,
as an outside eye, my teacher,
I think the problem is in
the distribution of roles."
The man said, "Fuck off!" for
example, what will you do then?
Why would the man say such a thing?
The man is an educator.
Brother, he might say.
This is also an option,
I do my lackey, right after that,
I go into begging mode, I beg.
Fine, how will you beg?
-Teacher, let me eat your ass.
-Hah!
No bro, I think, you shouldn't
humiliate yourself in that level.
Brother, but I mean,
this doesn't make me humiliated,
I'm doing this for my nephew,
if I'm not going to get humiliated for
Kutay, for whom will I be humiliated?
I don't think there is any situation
to make it a matter of a pride.
If it doesn't work, the three of
us would beat the man, so what?
It balances out,
you, let it be our only concern!
We'll get things together my dear.
-No worries.
-Yes.
OK brother.
Then you beg.
Well... let's see, I'll beg.
Lackey, plus begging.
-By the way...
-It's already in it.
...I was thinking that
I shouldn't tell you today.
To not bring you down.
What happened?
They took Ethem to the hospital,
brother.
-How, himself?
-Unfortunately himself.
Why?
Hair removal centre.
He went to epilation,
took six sessions, paid in advance.
So?
Ethem's head went a little
messy in the past few days,
maybe you've heard,
his neighbor committed suicide.
-They sent it right?
-They wrote to the group.
He was bothering with it.
-Uh-huh.
-He's gone to six sessions,
but they don't say stop there,
so his head was blown.
The sessions continue,
there are eight, nine, ten, eleven,
sixteen, and seventeen sessions,
they boiled Ethem there, brother.
Brother, did no one notice,
or didn't he shout while being boiled?
They earn per session,
so they button up.
Ethem hasn't looked at himself,
he didn't say,
"There's no hair left to epilate."
Of course, brother, it means
they did epilation on his skin.
When it boils him,
he will be in the hospital for a year.
-Oh really?
-But the insurance covers it.
Oh, good.
[song] Maniac, maniac
-[song] Maniac!
-What happened, how did it go?
Now,
Kutay is getting into the bee costume,
He'll try it now.
Well done.
What did you say to the man?
Well, my teacher, you are such a man,
you are such a cool dude.
I licked his boots so well, I said,
should the boy try being a bee,
blah blah, that's how I handled it.
Well, let's see,
now the ball is in Kutay's court.
Good luck to us.
How is ours?
Nice costume huh.
My lad!
[song] Sting, pull out, sting, pull out
[song] your needles
[song] With your honeys
[song] feed us
[song] We boys
[song] We are
the maniacs of the future!
[song] Bee bro you are
[song] you are maniac
[song] Bee bro you are
[song] You are maniac
Sister Canan,
look, I swear to you, I swear.
Something is going on at that school,
there is an assholedom there,
I couldn't figure out what
else is going on right now.
But I mean,
look, you know how it happened?
I don't.
I said to Zafer teacher, I said,
teacher, can we try our Kutay as a bee?
Then Kutay put on the bee costume,
they came, the rehearsal started,
they were playing,
everything was very good,
until the last moment,
after, did someone
trip the boy up or something,
Kutay fell down.
This teacher and the others,
these parents, children, how
do they laugh,
the way they laugh, you had to see it.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
A...
I won't let go of this,
Canan sister, just so you know, OK?
OK, OK.
OK, they say hello too.
Come on, see you soon.
Brother, the child,
has survived such a great trauma that
you know,
we should fix it whatever it takes.
What will you do bro?
Will you turn back time?
We cast a shadow upon a young mind,
brother, together!
Brother,
how do we know that this will happen?
Besides, Kutay was doing fine as a bee.
He was going pretty well, but suddenly,
-this falling, and the laughter...
-Isn't it?
What isn't it?
It was like the teacher was like that,
I mean, it seemed to me as
if they had arranged this,
they had planned it beforehand.
Your student has fallen to the ground,
take a look!
Check if he is alright!
Take a look!
There you laugh out loud
with the other parents,
At least, warn the other children.
Say, don't laugh at your friend.
Do something! Isn't that strange, bro?
Yes, brother, I mean,
it seemed a little strange to me, too.
Well, did you see it like this?
Did they trip Kutay or something?
Brother, I can not say that
I have seen such a thing.
But I can't say that
nothing like this has happened,
what I believe is this brother,
I think there is something
going on between the parent
of this bee child and our
teacher Zafer.
Which one, the man in the beige jacket?
There's that big one.
That, his neck was thick, pinkish.
His neck is like kangal dog, his
hands are like a pitchfork, skewered.
Didn't you see the man?
How did you pay so much attention
to the man in a short time?
I didn't pay attention to the man,
Ersoy.
The man had a huge beige jacket,
that caught my attention.
-Did you like the jacket?
-No bro, beige, being beige.
As soon as I entered,
a beige color caught my eye,
Then I couldn't break away from beige.
By the way, when Kutay fell,
Zafer teacher and the man in the beige
jacket looked at each other, laughing.
You saw it too, didn't you?
They are dishonest,
when did we get so dirty?
When did we get so dirty?
Okay,
don't keep pushing each other, huh!
Look, İlkkan, this is a very
important claim, are you sure?
Brother, I'm not claiming anything,
I'm just saying what I saw.
And really, I didn't know, if that man,
that guy in the beige jacket,
was the father of the
boy playing the bee,
I agree with Yılmaz,
something is definitely going on here.
They leave people without options,
I swear.
I feel option-less right now.
I want to tear up his beige jacket like
this and having him eat it right now.
All right, Yılmaz.
Calm down.
Let's sit down and have a talk.
Brother, that's it,
we need to do something for Kutay,
we can't leave him alone.
What can we do,
brother, what are we going to do?
The man went and made
a deal with the parent,
If Kutay is the best bee in the world,
what does it matter from now on?
-What can we do?
-Now friends,
if this parent agreed with the teacher,
The teacher certainly took a bribe.
Who takes it once,
takes it again.
Whoever gives more, will convince him.
that's how it is, that's the method.
So what can we give to the man?
-To the teacher?
-Yes, what can we give?
I mean, we can't give money,
we forget the money,
we will give a gift.
It has to be an expensive gift,
that's how we'll handle it.
Look,
it could be, such a stylish waist bag,
a nice 'free back' like this,
the teacher had a very nice leather
belt, brown, did you notice?
He had such a "slim fit" trousers.
You know, he's tall man.
It was something like this,
he's wearing 'smart casual',
I don't know,
he was cultured and an educator.
So he's probably an earth sign,
his ascendant.
he has leadership qualities,
he's a pretty nice guy.
-What are we doing?
-What are we doing, brother?
Brother, what I call a gift is clear,
a grown man should receive a watch
as a gift.
We will buy a watch.
Friends,
we are not such rich people,
what's wrong with you, huh?
Get your shit together!
Brother, look, I thought of a
saying by Benjamin Franklin,
"Wealth" he says,
"relies on two things."...
-How much is that?
-Seven thousand liras.
-Fifty?
-Seven.
Oh.
What about this?
Twenty-three thousand pounds, sir.
-Twenty-three?
-Yes.
-This classic one, how much is it?
-Three thousand liras.
-Three?
-Three thousand good bro.
-Huh.
-Yes.
That's quite appropriate.
Dude, it sounds appropriate after
hearing twenty-three thousand.
Go on brother, ask again.
What is that in the back?
-That's a smart watch.
-What's the price of it bro?
This is 1640 lira,
I'll do 1500 for cash.
-What?
-Okay, that's it.
Okay, we are buying it.
-In a lump sum?
-Yes.
-Alright.
-Shall we make a package?
What a package bro,
as if it's a candy.
Let a product show itself a little.
Brother, what are we going to do,
are we going to wear it on
the man's arm, like a groom?
Brother,
don't worry, I'll take care of it.
I will make a nice package.
It already has its own special box.
Does he have his own cover, like,
velvet, because those cardboards
are in inferior quality.
The cardboard is the same
cardboard brother, original.
Very stylish.
-No, this is very inferior.
-Okay, we'll use the cover, brother.
Let's use the cover.
We will use the cover
instead of cardboard.
What if we use the cardboard of the
watch, worth of 23 thousand liras?
Is there such a thing?
It's cardboard has probably
a lot of differences.
I'll give you thirty-forty liras extra.
They all have the same cardboard
brother, the same, it does not change.
This is the original cardboard
produced by this brand.
But here's the cardboard,
it's so inferior,
it looks bad, you just tear it up.
Nothing but cardboard
is used for watches.
This cardboard is used.
This is the first
time I've heard of it.
I think something needs to be
arranged according to the watch.
I will give you 23 thousand liras,
I'll get such cheap cardboard,
-This shouldn't be.
-It gives a feel of
overcharged.
-Yeah.
-Brother, it's your opinion.
Let's not interfere
in anyone's business.
What is your opinion?
-In my opinion, cardboard is fine.
-Huh.
Don't get me wrong,
sir, I'm not saying that
the cardboards of your
watches are very inferior.
In general,
cardboard is a poor quality thing.
Brother, huge watch companies
can't think of this,
-are you the only one who thinks it?
-Wait a second.
Sir, I have a request from you.
Wait a minute,
sir, I have a request from you.
Really put your right
hand on your conscience
and tell me that cardboard is fine,
please do this.
Cardboard is fine.
No, put your hand on
your conscience and say,
we are customers here.
Cardboard is fine, brother.
Can I have a look at the cardboard?
Brother, we're going to tear this
cardboard up and throw it away,
so don't look at it's box.
Brother, you keep this for years,
watch. I'm using it too.
Yes, we use it for years, brother.
OK, I understand very well, why should
we use a cardboard for years anyway?
-You preserve your watch brother.
-You preserve it when you don't use it.
-You can put nuts or something.
-Nuts? For God's sake!
-You can put it for good use somehow.
My beautiful brother,
you did not understand my problem.
-I understood.
-I don't have a problem with anything.
Why such a poor quality...
Oh OK, I'm out.
Come on bro, let us pay and come.
Let's call this Teacher Zafer.
-İlkkan.
-Huh?
Don't play with it for God's sake.
You will spoil it, you will break it.
Put it in the thing.
I'm checking it out.
It's ringing.
Hello, Teacher Zafer.
Hello teacher, how are you?
I hope you are safe and sound.
Teacher, er...
I...
am one of the parents of one of
your students, Kutay, I am Yılmaz.
Yes, yes, we had already talked.
Teacher, er...
If you are available,
if you have a suitable time,
we would like to treat you a cake.
Yes sir, yes master.
Very nice,
we'll talk again then, sir, it's OK.
For the location,
we will talk again, we will contact.
Best regards, respect.
What happened?
-OK.
-OK.
-He'll come?
-Let's go.
We will talk again.
İlkkan,
you checked this watch, didn't you?
It's working, let's not give
the man a broken clock now.
Brother, I took it in my hand,
you say leave the watch alone.
-Now you are saying if I have checked.
-I'm asking bro.
-Okay, I did it bro, don't worry.
-Okay, that's it.
Brother, how are we going to give
this gift, I'm very excited right now.
What's wrong with this?
"My dear teacher,
we bought you a small gift.
Based on the dedication
you have shown for our children,
we present you this gift."
-That's all my dear, of course dear.
It's over,
it's gone, we'll give it and it's over.
It's easy to give gifts,
the part of saying,
"Let Kutay play Kutay as the lead,
let the Kutay be in the role of bee."
is the hard part.
Do we need to say it bro?
-There is.
-So...
But isn't everything clear?
No, I think we should say,
brother, because tomorrow,
If he gets up and says you
didn't ask me for something like that,
we'd be gifting him billions
worth of watch out of the blue.
We have to say it,
we'll find a way, we'll say it.
Coming.
Hello guys.
-Welcome teacher.
-Welcome.
-Welcome, please take a seat.
-Thank you, thanks.
Welcome, teacher.
-How are we?
-Thank you very much, teacher.
-How about you?
-I am very well.
Sir, where was your house, I hope
you didn't bother to
come from far away?
My home is in Ümraniye,
a friend of mine left me here with his
car while he was passing,
so no problem.
It's beautiful.
Sir, I'm ordering German cake.
-German pie? Is it good here?
-Good.
Sir,
almost the best German cake is here.
-By God, it's fine.
-Good, good, German is very good.
Dear Şefik,
may we have four German pies?
-Of course, sir.
-Thank you, friend.
Sir, first of all,
on behalf of my friends,
I would like to thank you very much for
for not rejecting us,
for accepting our invitation.
-No worries.
-Thank you very much, sir.
Don't mention it, I thank you.
so to meet with parents like you,
it actually helps me in regards
of understand my children better.
-Very true, very true.
-So,
sir, we come to rehearsals
from time to time.
I mean, like that,
it's hard not to be fascinated.
Really, that is, for those tiny minds,
such a complex situation,
you know, I mean,
teaching the fact of being in harmony,
right, I swear, that beats all!
-It's unbelievable!
-Awesome, awesome!
By God, I always believe, friends,
when people are born,
a path is given to them.
Yes.
So everyone is born
with a their mission.
Very correct teacher,
very correct approach.
For example, I was born as an educator,
I grew up to be an educator.
I studied education,
I became an educator.
I have trained many of them,
and I am training them,
In fact, if God gives life,
I will continue to train.
-Hopefully, hopefully.
-Hopefully, hopefully.
-May God give you a long life.
-Hopefully, of course.
Let the intentions be true.
"Our intention is doing good,
our fate is doing good." they said.
Is not it?
Yeah.
If you are thinking about a
year from now, plant seeds.
-Is not it?
-Plant a tree,
-if you plan for the next ten years.
-Yeah.
But,
If you're thinking a hundred
years ahead, educate the people.
Yes, of course, that's right.
Once you sow a seed,
you will get a crop once.
If you plant a tree once,
you will get ten crops.
But that product multiplies with
hundred, if you educate the society.
If you give someone a fish,
they will be satisfied once.
Teach them how to fish, let them be
satisfied for life, says Kuan Tzu.
Where's the bathroom?
You sent the man to vomit directly,
İlkkan.
Didn't listen to the end.
So was it necessary?
-But the main idea.
-Oh look, you reminded me well,
my aunt sent you peanuts, Yılmaz.
What are you saying?
She said they should eat with pleasure.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much Ersoy.
By the way,
İlkkan can't eat this, I take it alone,
İlkkan has a peanut allergy,
like westerners.
but you tell,
that we thank her very much.
I hope we will visit her
in Muş as soon as possible.
No, they are not in Muş anymore,
they have moved.
Where did they move?
My cousin got a job in Sydney.
-Oh!
-Exactly, exactly,
So they moved to Sydney.
-So that the child will not be alone.
-It's beautiful.
After the boy, after the their child,
-isn't it?
-Exactly.
-Life...
-How nice, these peanuts
coming from Sydney?
No, my aunt shipped it before they
moved.
-From Muş.
-Exactly from Muş.
Teacher came.
-Sir, come on.
-Ooh!
How is it, sir?
I swear it's beautiful.
So beautiful,
we like this patisserie's pie.
-Authentic German cake.
I mean, right, look,
it says like, "I am a German pie."
Yeah, yeah.
I've never eaten German pie though.
-Oh!
-Uh-huh.
-You are lucky, sir.
-That much?
Yeah yeah,
I mean, I wish I hadn't eaten at all,
-This is such a cake.
-Really?
Well...
-Service...
-Fork.
We're sorry.
Dear Şefik,
would you bring a fork?
I like the cream of this,
I mean,
the cream is very good,
It will never bore.
Oh, good.
Şefik, and tea.
Would you? Four teas.
Sure.
Teacher, without further ado,
I would like to present our gift,
It's a small present.
For the effort you have
shown to our children.
Based on your self-sacrifice,
let me present our gift to you,
and I would like to make a note.
At the show you prepared
for the end of the year,
We would like to see our son, Kutay,
as a bee, which is the lead role,
will make us very happy,
I must add this.
I swear, thank you guys,
You bothered for me. Thanks.
Don't mention teacher,
no bother at all.
-I swear it wasn't necessary.
-A small gift.
Wear it safe and sound.
-It's nice.
-To those who know the value of time.
-Sir, it is a smart watch, itself.
-Yeah, yeah.
-Yes, I hope you like it.
-I swear it's beautiful.
Uh-huh.
Of course,
one would wish,
to present a gift,
to the teacher of our lovely Kutay,
to a valuable teacher like you.
No, it's fine, I swear it's beautiful.
This is what we can do.
The teas did not come.
Here is, one of the three places,
which makes this German
cake the best in Istanbul.
-Based on my experience.
-Oh, there is another place.
There are different kinds, sir.
Now,
when we say German cake, of course,
this is not the image
that comes to mind.
-The original is actually fruitless.
-Oh.
-It is smaller.
-But which region,
because it changes,
there are different kinds.
Here, it has versions of Frankfurt,
Kreuzberg.
The Berlin version is also available.
-The original one.
-Which one? The fruitless one.
-The one without fruit.
-Of course, since it's the capital...
-Are you saying it's the original?
-Fruitless is the version of Berlin.
After all,
you will eat German cake in Germany.
Of course...
We don't have the chance today, but...
-But now...
-In İstanbul,
-here is, one of the best options.
-If the tea comes, we'll start.
Oh God, we didn't even start.
The service here...
when you're like family
to the workers here...
Now,
here is also other customers, like,
you know, they are more
careful about the foreigners.
Brother, remind them about the tea,
-then do anything you want.
-Şefik, tea!
They're more careful to the foreigners.
But they have a flaw,
we have a guest in the end.
We're too late!
Has the rehearsal started?
Everyone is sleeping now.
Okay, sit down.
You get up,
you wake up, oh you woke up and snap!
What happened, where is our boy?
Kutay is not the bee bro.
Fuck this shit, enough.
We just bought a smart watch
to the guy out of nowhere.
With our watch on his arm,
he gives commands to the children!
-Why did this man do this?
-Right, left.
We're going back.
Big waves.
Look, look, look at this!
Dude,
the guy came, ate our German cake,
put on our smart watch,
and bust his ass out of here.
Wow, this is how it happens.
No, brother, I do not allow
these things to be like this, no.
Let's talk,
let's see what's the matter?
Gosh.
Yes,
brother, this is pure humbuggery now.
-Let him talk.
-Fold up together!
We're opening now.
Now like this, show, show.
Show him.
-Hello teacher, how are you?
-Oh, hello Mr. Yılmaz.
I'm fine thanks.
Now we saw that, our Kutay is still in
the shape of a honeycomb, my teacher.
No progress at all.
So, if you say that you
didn't like the watch,
we also had a belt bag in our mind,
leather, it will suit with your belt.
After all, you are a nice man,
huh, if you want it to be beige,
we'll arrange it too, sir.
Mr. Yılmaz,
I have a rehearsal,
with the kids right now,
If you excuse...
Come on, come on,
go ahead, let's start over now.
What does he say?
What can he say, bastard.
He will have himself beaten,
by the way, if Kutay is not here...
-Shall we beat him?
-Don't be silly,
we are in a training nest.
Let's go.
Now we'll start over again.
Come on, okay, okay,
Yılmaz.
-Fucking beige...
-Shhh!
Come on bro.
Come.
Sleeping bee, sleeping bee.
Now, we start again.
OK, you're awake.
İlkkan, either take your phone,
look at it or put it on a soft surface.
because it bothers us a
lot when it vibrates, bro.
OK bro, I got it.
It makes noise.
-What the hell is that?
-What happened?
Brother,
a lot of such, nonsense notifications.
Notification of what?
I don't know, your heart rate is 139,
it says to me right now.
What pulse?
I don't know bro,
that's not me, because I'm calm.
Just turn it off and on,
why did it do like this?
Brother, these notifications are
probably coming from the watch.
From our watch?
Yes,
from the time we took to Zafer teacher.
Why is Zafer teacher's watch
sending you notifications?
-How should I know?
-Wait a minute, İlkkan,
I wonder if you paired
that watch with your phone?
Can something like that happen?
It might be bro, because when we
bought this watch,
I wanted to check it,
it might be paired at that time.
I clicked 'next next'
and passed every step.
Alright.
Is his pulse at one
hundred and thirty-nine?
Yes, brother.
This bastard is having sex for sure.
I mean, brother, we don't know.
-also what does it matter to us?
-This is the sex pulse.
Brother, what is it to us?
There is no such thing.
What,
he went to amusement park at this hour?
-Maybe.
-Brother, what is it anyway.
Ersoy is right,
this is private life bro,
it's none of our business,
it's private.
-Yes, brother.
-How clean are you, bravo.
You are pure! Can you check from there?
Is there such a thing
as where is my watch?
-Yes, yes.
-Check!
I prefer not to look.
İlkkan, fuck your ethics and manners.
What the man did to my nephew,
to our nephew!
Brother,
okay, but, those are different things.
This is his private life.
Whoa! There are many other things.
What are they?
My daily step count,
my daily route, my altitude.
How good it is.
For fifteen hundred liras, isn't it?
Let's say 'Yes'.
Brother,
the man is currently in Ümraniye,
120 meters above sea level,
there's that info too, take a look.
-Is it showing that too?
-Let me see.
All the information is there.
What it says,
maps, graphs,
weeks.
Yes, from home to work, from work
to home, from home to work,
from work to home, but what happened
at Wednesday, Zafer teacher?
-So yesterday?
-Yesterday.
Your house is in Ümraniye,
huh,
Zafer teacher,
what are you doing in Kuruçeşme, huh?
Damn it!
-Well.
-Look at Zafer teacher.
You look at the work of Zafer.
Yes, but, what comes out of it?
I do not understand.
You fell into my hands, Master Zafer.
-What is it that you don't understand?
-This is incredible information.
What happened?
Ah, ah, Zafer teacher.
The man's pulse is in our hands,
his pulse!
Pulse every moment, minute by minute!
What pulse?
Are you stupid?
Call the man,
say that we have your pulse.
What should we do
with the man's pulse?
We know his position minute by minute,
what if we knew his pulse every second?
Okay, son,
I already said the pulse in that sense.
-Okay, whatever.
-I thought we are thinking
-the same thing.
-He he, okay come on, come on.
-Come on, get ready, let's go then.
-Where to?
Here, to Zafer teacher,
isn't there his location?
-Huh.
-Are you going to the man's house?
-Yes.
-What will you do at home?
-We'll wait there.
-Wait here.
No, we'll follow up when he's out.
OK, you can do that tomorrow too.
-Shouldn't we go?
-No, go back to sleep.
You see,
he took us around 70 kilometers,
he came to the beige.
You dog!
The bastard has a heart rate of 150.
The dog excited!
Of course, he saw the beige.
Who is that woman?
How can I know?
Probably his wife or something.
-What the hell is that?
-What's going on bro?
-Isn't that a key?
-Key.
-Dude, look, look!
-Fuck it!
It is yacht!
Look, he's showing.
-Is he giving a yacht?
-No, it must not.
Oh!
Dude, they're getting into it!
Good heavens!
He just give away a yacht!
Yacht he gave!
Meanwhile, we were giving
him a small watch as a gift!
Brother, how should I know that
the bribe market will come to this?
How can we compete with such an evil?
-Look how is he hugging.
-İlkkan, take pictures or something.
Beige dog!
Look how are they hugging.
What a photo,
video, video, capture a video.
Dude, they literally they got on,
they step on to the yacht!
Anyway, that's it, Zafer master.
Let's see how the school parent
association's 'WhatsApp' group
will assess this modest gift, a yacht,
that is been given to teacher Zafer.
Drive İlkkan.
Hey, that's Sister Canan.
-Is that her?
-Uh-huh.
Of course she is.
Kutay next to her.
Call out her.
Canan sister!
Canan sister!
Hello guys.
Hello, what's up Kutay?
-Sister Canan, how are you?
-I'm good, what about you dear?
It's the same.
What is happening guys,
have you heard it?
What happened ma'am?
We heard something, but...
They immediately fired Mr. Zafer.
And they say that a lawsuit will be
filed.
All the parents complained.
It's good, and they're right.
Of course, one wants such a
person to educate their child.
But these are rotten apples,
Sister Canan.
-That's right.
-They are always in every basket.
That's right bro, exactly like that.
Ours is out.
Oh, teacher.
You're not always the only one,
who gives lessons.
Look, a few ordinary people like us,
gave you a great lesson, didn't they,
Fatih teacher, huh?
Can we say so?
-The man's name was Zafer.
-Zafer, Zafer bro.
What does it matter brother,
the man is gone now.
Well, he's gone now.
Then what happened now,
Sister Canan,
is this show canceled?
No dear,
there is Ms. Defne, the gym teacher,
they appointed her for the children.
She immediately said,
"I" she said, "from the beginning"
she said "already" she said,
"I was in favor of Kutay being a bee,"
she said.
In fact, they had a small argument
with Zafer teacher on this issue.
That's it,
well done, I swear, that's it.
Kutay,
are you ready, did you sleep well?
Kinda.
Well done, come.
Look, Kutay.
A huge price has been
paid for you
to be a bee today, you understand?
Yes, I understand.
-Don't forget that, okay?
-Okay, I won't forget.
My lad!
Let's go inside.
Let's go.
Come on, Kutay.
-Come on, Kutay.
-You said well.
Now you should plant,
when the minds are fresh.
[song] Maniac, maniac
[song] Maniac!
[song] Bee bro you are a maniac
[song] Bee brother you are
-How magnificent!
[song] a maniac
Do you see that thing?
There is a square one.
-I'm not saying the man.
-Don't you mean the boy?
She's the woman.
I thought you were talking
about the kid in the scene.
No, no, it's in the front row,
it's the pedagogue,
the front row is full of pedagogues.
Why should so many pedagogues come,
for a few children?
Here,
there are more pedagogues than parents.
That woman is just the
head of pedagogues.
Chief pedagogue.
Then, it means that all authority is
on her.
This show is on her initiative.
There's the checkered guy,
the guy with shirt.
He's like that,
pretending to be a parent but,
he is actually the driver of the
service that brings the pedagogues.
He is pretending to
have a child on stage.
Why would he do that?
Are you crazy?
There are a thousand kinds of people,
my son.
Brother, look,
these children get the experience they
wouldn't have if they read maybe
50 books, with this performance.
That's why art is so beautiful,
brother.
Kutay!
-Bravo Kutay, bravo!
-Bravo!
Bee!
Bee, bee!
Lead role!
An art!
My lad!
I'm going to ask something,
does this yacht work with a key bro?
-How so?
-The beige handed it to our teacher,
He did swing the key.
He did swing the key
of the yacht like that.
Oh, of course.
Dude, he already asked the man there.
-What did he ask?
-"Oh, I can't believe it,
just like a dream, is this
yacht really ours now?" he said.
Of course,
the woman said, "Zafer, you are the
best husband in the world,
and you are my best friend."
She licked the boots on top of it.
Then the other one in
the beige jacket laughed.
As long as you make my child a bee,
I'll buy you a car,
a house, a land, right?" added beige.
Then Zafer took the key.
He took a glance to the key,
turned it over and over.
Then, when he asks "Maybe not the place
and time, but I can't help but ask,
that big yacht,
does it work with a key?"
the beige, of course, replied...
"Oh,
this is the 'master' key of engine bay.
once logged in with it,
all controls work with buttons,
there are even touchscreen ones,
ha ha ha ha!” he laughed.
Even and even "Oh wow,
how fast it is?"
he asked a question like this.
Then beige replied,
"It's so fast. So fast!"
Then the man said, "Do you like sushi?
I made a lot of sushi for you,
we'll travel from place to place."
Then the teacher asked:
"Do you use the lower part of the
yacht more, or the upper part?"
Beige said, "We mostly use the top,
we love the wind."
How can we compete with such evil?
[song] Maniac!
[song] Bee bro, you are a maniac!
[song] Bee bro you are a maniac!
[song] Sting, pull out,
sting, pull out, your needles
[song] Feed us with your honey
[song] Sting, pull out,
sting, pull out, your needles
-[song] Feed us with your honey
-Okay, say it!
[song] We boys are the
maniacs of the future!
[song] Bee bro you are a maniac!
-I will speak with him. Teacher Zafer!
-[song] Bee brother you
-May I have a word?
-[song] are a maniac!
[song] Sting, pull out...
-[song] your needles!
-Can we just turn that music off?
-Yes, sir.
-Teacher Zafer, what is this song?
What is this?
This can't be like that.
Teacher, these children are
shouting in chorus,
who composes these songs?
We, as the school family association,
will definitely bring this
issue to the agenda.
What a shame.
I couldn't believe my ears.
My wife is also an educator,
but we are not used to such things.
I mean, these are things that are very
contrary to our worldview and view,
my teacher.
It really doesn't suit,
it doesn't suit at all.
So the song is actually a normal song.
Teacher!
Children shouldn't be
learning such things, teacher.
How do you say it's normal?
So, couldn't you find any
word other than maniac
in a song?
Don't stick with that word, it's okay.
-How can't I be down to that word?
-These are children's songs.
-These songs are already on the tape.
-Sir, you are an educator.
I mean,
I consider it a shame to say this,
but unfortunately I have
to say it right now.
-It means crazy.
-What does maniac mean?
"We're going to be maniac when we
grow up." What do you mean by that?
-It's "cool" like that...
-It's not suitable.
Now let's fix this.
Please, we beg you, fix this.
-No way.
-It's not appropriate at all.
I'm surprised now.
Sir, we have four seasons,
we have twelve months, so this...
What do you think?
-I'm not thinking anything, bro.
-I'm not thinking anything.
I have nothing.
How is it not, dude?
Since yesterday you have been
thinking about something, tell me.
I'm analyzing something in my head.
Yılmaz, look, if people say, he will
ejaculate,
if he is silent, he will swell.
Are we strangers,
brother, share with us.
I'm thinking about Kutay. The child
has been in trouble since yesterday,
so he seemed very unhappy for a moment,
It felt like they were forcing him
to do something he didn't want.
-About the show?
-Yes, the show.
Also, the game they
played with those children
was such a strange, interesting thing.
Brother, they are studied
texts approved by pedagogues.
So nothing will happen,
don't be bothered.
Of course,
we also had it, for example,
in primary school,
I played it, in the first grade.
Well, there was a girl named Aysun,
she loved to dream.
She often came to the coop,
and dreamed with her animal friends.
I was a chick there too.
We also had a beautiful song.
[song] Love, love in minds,
Bursts in dreams.
Anyway.
Well, I think Kutay is a kid who can
do much more than that, but at this age
they are blocking them.
It bothers me.
Brother, we should not look at it that
way, I mean,
these are children, children.
This is how they learn
to be a part of a whole.
After all, they all have more or less
duties,
it should be looked at that way.
I talked to Kutay.
I said, Kutay,
there is a child in the role of a bee.
So?
I said that's, how was this boy chosen?
How was this bee role chosen,
relative to what?
He said, "Our teacher chose him."
that's it, that's all.
So?
Will the president appoint the bee?
No bro, you don't understand.
Children are not given the chance to
show themselves. Know what I mean?
The teacher said, "This will be the
bee." he said, it's over, that's it.
Isn't that unfair?
Brother, what happens if your nephew
plays the bee,
what happens if he doesn't?
It's just a fucking school performance.
I thought these were things
that pedagogues scrutinized?
When did they become a
fucking school performance?
Brother, you are exaggerating
this issue,
okay, Kutay could of course want to
play bee instead of honeycomb, but,
It's weird that you, as an adult,
are so concerned about this.
So İlkkan,
actually Yılmaz may be right, brother.
So, now they have never tried
Kutay in the role of a bee,
maybe Kutay would have been a very
good bee, so we don't know that.
He would be a much better bee for sure!
You saw the jerk that
they made the bee?
Brother you, dude, what are you doing?
Holding such a grudge against
children as young as six years old,
I don't know what to say right now!
Is it a lie bro, is it a lie?
If it is a lie, tell me.
It's okay bro,
please don't push it forward.
Come on,
okay, if you're dressed, let's go out
and have some Thai tea,
I'll treat you.
If you want,
we can talk about the Kutay issue.
Wait a second, I'm coming.
Let this be over first,
then we'll go out.
He just insulted a tiny child.
-He is sensitive.
-The child is very young.
That's normal, he is his nephew.
Look, dudes, when Ms. Canan arrives,
such vague questions are forbidden.
Please,
I don't want such things, please.
I'm sorry brother, I swear by God,
there is a bet between me and Ersoy.
We have been waiting
for a week to ask her.
Brother, the woman is a huge
asst. prof.
So if we're not going to ask her,
Are we going to ask Ethem?
By God, you make me regret it.
I really regret to say
the woman is asst. prof.
If she is a asst.
prof, she is an asst. prof.
Brother, why did you
exaggerate this so much?
Haven't you seen any asst.
prof. before?
Is Ms. Canan the only asst. prof?
For God's sake, please!
Brother, why are you blowing a hype?
Yes, what is it, brother,
why are you complaining so much?
Don't shout!
-Okay okay.
-You have a question about history?
-I guess it's about history, brother.
-Don't shout, don't shout!
-The woman is asst. prof. on history!
-Okay.
-We are going to ask only one question!
-Okay.
Welcome,
sister Canan, please take a seat.
-Sister Canan, welcome.
-Kutay.
-How are you guys?
-Goodness, as always Sister Canan.
As we have a chance to speak with you,
as we trust your sincerity,
we had a question with Ersoy.
Now, were this, in Ancient Rome,
public toilets were only
open to Roman citizens,
or were slaves allowed in too?
So Ersoy says only citizens are
allowed,
I say only slaves.
Friends, it's like this now.
One of Rome's most democratic
public spaces is the Latrinas.
Nobles, citizens, senators, all could
use these toilets at the same time.
In fact, we know today that there was
no distinction between men and women.
Latrina was a unifying factor in Rome.
Then, the bet is fifty-fifty.
It is a draw.
Of course, brother,
the bet was dropped in this case.
That's tough.
Teacher, thank you very much,
you honored us sir.
Don't mention it.
Canan sister, what about those bags,
did you go shopping with Kutay?
Oh,
these are for the school performance,
Honeycomb costume had to be made.
The parent-teacher union said let's get
it done first, so they collected money.
Then, of course, the costumes
weren't liked at all, they didn't fit.
Now they said that the
children should design the
costumes themselves according
to their own creativity.
So I bought supplies for him.
So beautiful, so beautiful, yes.
This,
well, is for the honeycomb, isn't it?
Yes.
Teacher, so if there is
anything we can help with,
-tell us please.
- Yes, sister Canan, please.
We'll ask for it.
-Oh no, my dear.
-Where will you ask to, brother?
Brother, I will ask if there is
anyone who can help with the costume.
Okay, get out and ask, come on.
There was no need.
No guys, please, there's no need
at all, thank you very much,
yellow handicrafts anyway,
we'll cut and paste.
But I also want lightning
bolts on the chest.
There were going to be lightnings,
you know?
Son, are you an SS officer,
what means lightning?
What does lightning do in a honeycomb,
I mean.
But my teacher said, do as you wish.
OK son,
we ask the teacher, if he says there
can be lightning,
I will cut and paste.
I don't want to be a honeycomb,
I want to be a bee!
I want to be a bee!
-My son is okay, we'll ask the teacher.
-I'll be a bee!
-Please let me be a bee! At least once!
-Okay.
Okay, Kutay, we are leaving guys.
-He is not going to stop.
-I...
-I want to be a bee!
-Okay, you'll be, you'll be a bee too!
-I want to have wings!
-I'll make lightning, okay.
Okay son, come on, good bye guys.
I would have bee wings!
Mom, I don't have a single wing!
My heart is torn out.
Brother, seeing the cry of a child,
as a prime witness...
Made me a little off.
I'm sorry bro, I pushed you at home,
but you were right.
Brother, that's it, so the children
have to say that they are unsuccessful.
-What?
-Brother,
If you don't choose this child as a
bee, the child has already lost,
but the child should know and
understand what he has lost,
-These are important things!
-How do we explain this.
I am tempted to gather a
full truck of pedagogues,
-And invade the school!
-Brother...
-There's Kutay at the end, calm down.
-Yes brother.
We have to deal with it without putting
the child in a difficult situation,
OK?
-I lost my taste.
-I swear I become uncomfortable.
I won't drink Thai tea or something!
I also drink when I am down.
Brother,
that's what I'm caring with now,
If we go and say directly to the man,
you know,
make Kutay a bee or something,
it might backfire.
-Yes.
-They mark the child at school, bro.
-Then his education life...
-Yes.
Brother, one of us,
with an appropriate language,
will go and tell the situation.
The person who will do this is,
of course, Yılmaz.
You're right.
Brother, I think the first,
we should do flatter.
-Let's praise the game the man played.
-Flattering?
Yes, that could be it.
Here you go, brother, say to the man,
for example, "I support you a lot,
unlike other parents,
these idiots could not understand the
fine work you have put to the table.
they could not understand the beauty
of the game you have composed.
You will go with smooth-tongue.
Now,
Flattering...
I will convince the man very well once,
let me tell you that first.
I can lick his boots very well.
I can convince him.
But that's not what
I'm afraid of anyway.
The part I'm afraid of is,
"Teacher, shall we make our
child a bee, our Kutay?"
There will be a part
that I will say this.
That part has to be fluent.
That's the part I'm afraid of.
How are we going to do it?
-Yes.
-It's easy bro.
Ersoy, I'm sorry to trouble you,
I am out of water.
Use the glass.
I mean, you can go with like this,
"I like it very much, the game you
play with the children, it's subtle,
it's a classy game, but humbly,
you know,
as an outside eye, my teacher,
I think the problem is in
the distribution of roles."
The man said, "Fuck off!" for
example, what will you do then?
Why would the man say such a thing?
The man is an educator.
Brother, he might say.
This is also an option,
I do my lackey, right after that,
I go into begging mode, I beg.
Fine, how will you beg?
-Teacher, let me eat your ass.
-Hah!
No bro, I think, you shouldn't
humiliate yourself in that level.
Brother, but I mean,
this doesn't make me humiliated,
I'm doing this for my nephew,
if I'm not going to get humiliated for
Kutay, for whom will I be humiliated?
I don't think there is any situation
to make it a matter of a pride.
If it doesn't work, the three of
us would beat the man, so what?
It balances out,
you, let it be our only concern!
We'll get things together my dear.
-No worries.
-Yes.
OK brother.
Then you beg.
Well... let's see, I'll beg.
Lackey, plus begging.
-By the way...
-It's already in it.
...I was thinking that
I shouldn't tell you today.
To not bring you down.
What happened?
They took Ethem to the hospital,
brother.
-How, himself?
-Unfortunately himself.
Why?
Hair removal centre.
He went to epilation,
took six sessions, paid in advance.
So?
Ethem's head went a little
messy in the past few days,
maybe you've heard,
his neighbor committed suicide.
-They sent it right?
-They wrote to the group.
He was bothering with it.
-Uh-huh.
-He's gone to six sessions,
but they don't say stop there,
so his head was blown.
The sessions continue,
there are eight, nine, ten, eleven,
sixteen, and seventeen sessions,
they boiled Ethem there, brother.
Brother, did no one notice,
or didn't he shout while being boiled?
They earn per session,
so they button up.
Ethem hasn't looked at himself,
he didn't say,
"There's no hair left to epilate."
Of course, brother, it means
they did epilation on his skin.
When it boils him,
he will be in the hospital for a year.
-Oh really?
-But the insurance covers it.
Oh, good.
[song] Maniac, maniac
-[song] Maniac!
-What happened, how did it go?
Now,
Kutay is getting into the bee costume,
He'll try it now.
Well done.
What did you say to the man?
Well, my teacher, you are such a man,
you are such a cool dude.
I licked his boots so well, I said,
should the boy try being a bee,
blah blah, that's how I handled it.
Well, let's see,
now the ball is in Kutay's court.
Good luck to us.
How is ours?
Nice costume huh.
My lad!
[song] Sting, pull out, sting, pull out
[song] your needles
[song] With your honeys
[song] feed us
[song] We boys
[song] We are
the maniacs of the future!
[song] Bee bro you are
[song] you are maniac
[song] Bee bro you are
[song] You are maniac
Sister Canan,
look, I swear to you, I swear.
Something is going on at that school,
there is an assholedom there,
I couldn't figure out what
else is going on right now.
But I mean,
look, you know how it happened?
I don't.
I said to Zafer teacher, I said,
teacher, can we try our Kutay as a bee?
Then Kutay put on the bee costume,
they came, the rehearsal started,
they were playing,
everything was very good,
until the last moment,
after, did someone
trip the boy up or something,
Kutay fell down.
This teacher and the others,
these parents, children, how
do they laugh,
the way they laugh, you had to see it.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
A...
I won't let go of this,
Canan sister, just so you know, OK?
OK, OK.
OK, they say hello too.
Come on, see you soon.
Brother, the child,
has survived such a great trauma that
you know,
we should fix it whatever it takes.
What will you do bro?
Will you turn back time?
We cast a shadow upon a young mind,
brother, together!
Brother,
how do we know that this will happen?
Besides, Kutay was doing fine as a bee.
He was going pretty well, but suddenly,
-this falling, and the laughter...
-Isn't it?
What isn't it?
It was like the teacher was like that,
I mean, it seemed to me as
if they had arranged this,
they had planned it beforehand.
Your student has fallen to the ground,
take a look!
Check if he is alright!
Take a look!
There you laugh out loud
with the other parents,
At least, warn the other children.
Say, don't laugh at your friend.
Do something! Isn't that strange, bro?
Yes, brother, I mean,
it seemed a little strange to me, too.
Well, did you see it like this?
Did they trip Kutay or something?
Brother, I can not say that
I have seen such a thing.
But I can't say that
nothing like this has happened,
what I believe is this brother,
I think there is something
going on between the parent
of this bee child and our
teacher Zafer.
Which one, the man in the beige jacket?
There's that big one.
That, his neck was thick, pinkish.
His neck is like kangal dog, his
hands are like a pitchfork, skewered.
Didn't you see the man?
How did you pay so much attention
to the man in a short time?
I didn't pay attention to the man,
Ersoy.
The man had a huge beige jacket,
that caught my attention.
-Did you like the jacket?
-No bro, beige, being beige.
As soon as I entered,
a beige color caught my eye,
Then I couldn't break away from beige.
By the way, when Kutay fell,
Zafer teacher and the man in the beige
jacket looked at each other, laughing.
You saw it too, didn't you?
They are dishonest,
when did we get so dirty?
When did we get so dirty?
Okay,
don't keep pushing each other, huh!
Look, İlkkan, this is a very
important claim, are you sure?
Brother, I'm not claiming anything,
I'm just saying what I saw.
And really, I didn't know, if that man,
that guy in the beige jacket,
was the father of the
boy playing the bee,
I agree with Yılmaz,
something is definitely going on here.
They leave people without options,
I swear.
I feel option-less right now.
I want to tear up his beige jacket like
this and having him eat it right now.
All right, Yılmaz.
Calm down.
Let's sit down and have a talk.
Brother, that's it,
we need to do something for Kutay,
we can't leave him alone.
What can we do,
brother, what are we going to do?
The man went and made
a deal with the parent,
If Kutay is the best bee in the world,
what does it matter from now on?
-What can we do?
-Now friends,
if this parent agreed with the teacher,
The teacher certainly took a bribe.
Who takes it once,
takes it again.
Whoever gives more, will convince him.
that's how it is, that's the method.
So what can we give to the man?
-To the teacher?
-Yes, what can we give?
I mean, we can't give money,
we forget the money,
we will give a gift.
It has to be an expensive gift,
that's how we'll handle it.
Look,
it could be, such a stylish waist bag,
a nice 'free back' like this,
the teacher had a very nice leather
belt, brown, did you notice?
He had such a "slim fit" trousers.
You know, he's tall man.
It was something like this,
he's wearing 'smart casual',
I don't know,
he was cultured and an educator.
So he's probably an earth sign,
his ascendant.
he has leadership qualities,
he's a pretty nice guy.
-What are we doing?
-What are we doing, brother?
Brother, what I call a gift is clear,
a grown man should receive a watch
as a gift.
We will buy a watch.
Friends,
we are not such rich people,
what's wrong with you, huh?
Get your shit together!
Brother, look, I thought of a
saying by Benjamin Franklin,
"Wealth" he says,
"relies on two things."...
-How much is that?
-Seven thousand liras.
-Fifty?
-Seven.
Oh.
What about this?
Twenty-three thousand pounds, sir.
-Twenty-three?
-Yes.
-This classic one, how much is it?
-Three thousand liras.
-Three?
-Three thousand good bro.
-Huh.
-Yes.
That's quite appropriate.
Dude, it sounds appropriate after
hearing twenty-three thousand.
Go on brother, ask again.
What is that in the back?
-That's a smart watch.
-What's the price of it bro?
This is 1640 lira,
I'll do 1500 for cash.
-What?
-Okay, that's it.
Okay, we are buying it.
-In a lump sum?
-Yes.
-Alright.
-Shall we make a package?
What a package bro,
as if it's a candy.
Let a product show itself a little.
Brother, what are we going to do,
are we going to wear it on
the man's arm, like a groom?
Brother,
don't worry, I'll take care of it.
I will make a nice package.
It already has its own special box.
Does he have his own cover, like,
velvet, because those cardboards
are in inferior quality.
The cardboard is the same
cardboard brother, original.
Very stylish.
-No, this is very inferior.
-Okay, we'll use the cover, brother.
Let's use the cover.
We will use the cover
instead of cardboard.
What if we use the cardboard of the
watch, worth of 23 thousand liras?
Is there such a thing?
It's cardboard has probably
a lot of differences.
I'll give you thirty-forty liras extra.
They all have the same cardboard
brother, the same, it does not change.
This is the original cardboard
produced by this brand.
But here's the cardboard,
it's so inferior,
it looks bad, you just tear it up.
Nothing but cardboard
is used for watches.
This cardboard is used.
This is the first
time I've heard of it.
I think something needs to be
arranged according to the watch.
I will give you 23 thousand liras,
I'll get such cheap cardboard,
-This shouldn't be.
-It gives a feel of
overcharged.
-Yeah.
-Brother, it's your opinion.
Let's not interfere
in anyone's business.
What is your opinion?
-In my opinion, cardboard is fine.
-Huh.
Don't get me wrong,
sir, I'm not saying that
the cardboards of your
watches are very inferior.
In general,
cardboard is a poor quality thing.
Brother, huge watch companies
can't think of this,
-are you the only one who thinks it?
-Wait a second.
Sir, I have a request from you.
Wait a minute,
sir, I have a request from you.
Really put your right
hand on your conscience
and tell me that cardboard is fine,
please do this.
Cardboard is fine.
No, put your hand on
your conscience and say,
we are customers here.
Cardboard is fine, brother.
Can I have a look at the cardboard?
Brother, we're going to tear this
cardboard up and throw it away,
so don't look at it's box.
Brother, you keep this for years,
watch. I'm using it too.
Yes, we use it for years, brother.
OK, I understand very well, why should
we use a cardboard for years anyway?
-You preserve your watch brother.
-You preserve it when you don't use it.
-You can put nuts or something.
-Nuts? For God's sake!
-You can put it for good use somehow.
My beautiful brother,
you did not understand my problem.
-I understood.
-I don't have a problem with anything.
Why such a poor quality...
Oh OK, I'm out.
Come on bro, let us pay and come.
Let's call this Teacher Zafer.
-İlkkan.
-Huh?
Don't play with it for God's sake.
You will spoil it, you will break it.
Put it in the thing.
I'm checking it out.
It's ringing.
Hello, Teacher Zafer.
Hello teacher, how are you?
I hope you are safe and sound.
Teacher, er...
I...
am one of the parents of one of
your students, Kutay, I am Yılmaz.
Yes, yes, we had already talked.
Teacher, er...
If you are available,
if you have a suitable time,
we would like to treat you a cake.
Yes sir, yes master.
Very nice,
we'll talk again then, sir, it's OK.
For the location,
we will talk again, we will contact.
Best regards, respect.
What happened?
-OK.
-OK.
-He'll come?
-Let's go.
We will talk again.
İlkkan,
you checked this watch, didn't you?
It's working, let's not give
the man a broken clock now.
Brother, I took it in my hand,
you say leave the watch alone.
-Now you are saying if I have checked.
-I'm asking bro.
-Okay, I did it bro, don't worry.
-Okay, that's it.
Brother, how are we going to give
this gift, I'm very excited right now.
What's wrong with this?
"My dear teacher,
we bought you a small gift.
Based on the dedication
you have shown for our children,
we present you this gift."
-That's all my dear, of course dear.
It's over,
it's gone, we'll give it and it's over.
It's easy to give gifts,
the part of saying,
"Let Kutay play Kutay as the lead,
let the Kutay be in the role of bee."
is the hard part.
Do we need to say it bro?
-There is.
-So...
But isn't everything clear?
No, I think we should say,
brother, because tomorrow,
If he gets up and says you
didn't ask me for something like that,
we'd be gifting him billions
worth of watch out of the blue.
We have to say it,
we'll find a way, we'll say it.
Coming.
Hello guys.
-Welcome teacher.
-Welcome.
-Welcome, please take a seat.
-Thank you, thanks.
Welcome, teacher.
-How are we?
-Thank you very much, teacher.
-How about you?
-I am very well.
Sir, where was your house, I hope
you didn't bother to
come from far away?
My home is in Ümraniye,
a friend of mine left me here with his
car while he was passing,
so no problem.
It's beautiful.
Sir, I'm ordering German cake.
-German pie? Is it good here?
-Good.
Sir,
almost the best German cake is here.
-By God, it's fine.
-Good, good, German is very good.
Dear Şefik,
may we have four German pies?
-Of course, sir.
-Thank you, friend.
Sir, first of all,
on behalf of my friends,
I would like to thank you very much for
for not rejecting us,
for accepting our invitation.
-No worries.
-Thank you very much, sir.
Don't mention it, I thank you.
so to meet with parents like you,
it actually helps me in regards
of understand my children better.
-Very true, very true.
-So,
sir, we come to rehearsals
from time to time.
I mean, like that,
it's hard not to be fascinated.
Really, that is, for those tiny minds,
such a complex situation,
you know, I mean,
teaching the fact of being in harmony,
right, I swear, that beats all!
-It's unbelievable!
-Awesome, awesome!
By God, I always believe, friends,
when people are born,
a path is given to them.
Yes.
So everyone is born
with a their mission.
Very correct teacher,
very correct approach.
For example, I was born as an educator,
I grew up to be an educator.
I studied education,
I became an educator.
I have trained many of them,
and I am training them,
In fact, if God gives life,
I will continue to train.
-Hopefully, hopefully.
-Hopefully, hopefully.
-May God give you a long life.
-Hopefully, of course.
Let the intentions be true.
"Our intention is doing good,
our fate is doing good." they said.
Is not it?
Yeah.
If you are thinking about a
year from now, plant seeds.
-Is not it?
-Plant a tree,
-if you plan for the next ten years.
-Yeah.
But,
If you're thinking a hundred
years ahead, educate the people.
Yes, of course, that's right.
Once you sow a seed,
you will get a crop once.
If you plant a tree once,
you will get ten crops.
But that product multiplies with
hundred, if you educate the society.
If you give someone a fish,
they will be satisfied once.
Teach them how to fish, let them be
satisfied for life, says Kuan Tzu.
Where's the bathroom?
You sent the man to vomit directly,
İlkkan.
Didn't listen to the end.
So was it necessary?
-But the main idea.
-Oh look, you reminded me well,
my aunt sent you peanuts, Yılmaz.
What are you saying?
She said they should eat with pleasure.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much Ersoy.
By the way,
İlkkan can't eat this, I take it alone,
İlkkan has a peanut allergy,
like westerners.
but you tell,
that we thank her very much.
I hope we will visit her
in Muş as soon as possible.
No, they are not in Muş anymore,
they have moved.
Where did they move?
My cousin got a job in Sydney.
-Oh!
-Exactly, exactly,
So they moved to Sydney.
-So that the child will not be alone.
-It's beautiful.
After the boy, after the their child,
-isn't it?
-Exactly.
-Life...
-How nice, these peanuts
coming from Sydney?
No, my aunt shipped it before they
moved.
-From Muş.
-Exactly from Muş.
Teacher came.
-Sir, come on.
-Ooh!
How is it, sir?
I swear it's beautiful.
So beautiful,
we like this patisserie's pie.
-Authentic German cake.
I mean, right, look,
it says like, "I am a German pie."
Yeah, yeah.
I've never eaten German pie though.
-Oh!
-Uh-huh.
-You are lucky, sir.
-That much?
Yeah yeah,
I mean, I wish I hadn't eaten at all,
-This is such a cake.
-Really?
Well...
-Service...
-Fork.
We're sorry.
Dear Şefik,
would you bring a fork?
I like the cream of this,
I mean,
the cream is very good,
It will never bore.
Oh, good.
Şefik, and tea.
Would you? Four teas.
Sure.
Teacher, without further ado,
I would like to present our gift,
It's a small present.
For the effort you have
shown to our children.
Based on your self-sacrifice,
let me present our gift to you,
and I would like to make a note.
At the show you prepared
for the end of the year,
We would like to see our son, Kutay,
as a bee, which is the lead role,
will make us very happy,
I must add this.
I swear, thank you guys,
You bothered for me. Thanks.
Don't mention teacher,
no bother at all.
-I swear it wasn't necessary.
-A small gift.
Wear it safe and sound.
-It's nice.
-To those who know the value of time.
-Sir, it is a smart watch, itself.
-Yeah, yeah.
-Yes, I hope you like it.
-I swear it's beautiful.
Uh-huh.
Of course,
one would wish,
to present a gift,
to the teacher of our lovely Kutay,
to a valuable teacher like you.
No, it's fine, I swear it's beautiful.
This is what we can do.
The teas did not come.
Here is, one of the three places,
which makes this German
cake the best in Istanbul.
-Based on my experience.
-Oh, there is another place.
There are different kinds, sir.
Now,
when we say German cake, of course,
this is not the image
that comes to mind.
-The original is actually fruitless.
-Oh.
-It is smaller.
-But which region,
because it changes,
there are different kinds.
Here, it has versions of Frankfurt,
Kreuzberg.
The Berlin version is also available.
-The original one.
-Which one? The fruitless one.
-The one without fruit.
-Of course, since it's the capital...
-Are you saying it's the original?
-Fruitless is the version of Berlin.
After all,
you will eat German cake in Germany.
Of course...
We don't have the chance today, but...
-But now...
-In İstanbul,
-here is, one of the best options.
-If the tea comes, we'll start.
Oh God, we didn't even start.
The service here...
when you're like family
to the workers here...
Now,
here is also other customers, like,
you know, they are more
careful about the foreigners.
Brother, remind them about the tea,
-then do anything you want.
-Şefik, tea!
They're more careful to the foreigners.
But they have a flaw,
we have a guest in the end.
We're too late!
Has the rehearsal started?
Everyone is sleeping now.
Okay, sit down.
You get up,
you wake up, oh you woke up and snap!
What happened, where is our boy?
Kutay is not the bee bro.
Fuck this shit, enough.
We just bought a smart watch
to the guy out of nowhere.
With our watch on his arm,
he gives commands to the children!
-Why did this man do this?
-Right, left.
We're going back.
Big waves.
Look, look, look at this!
Dude,
the guy came, ate our German cake,
put on our smart watch,
and bust his ass out of here.
Wow, this is how it happens.
No, brother, I do not allow
these things to be like this, no.
Let's talk,
let's see what's the matter?
Gosh.
Yes,
brother, this is pure humbuggery now.
-Let him talk.
-Fold up together!
We're opening now.
Now like this, show, show.
Show him.
-Hello teacher, how are you?
-Oh, hello Mr. Yılmaz.
I'm fine thanks.
Now we saw that, our Kutay is still in
the shape of a honeycomb, my teacher.
No progress at all.
So, if you say that you
didn't like the watch,
we also had a belt bag in our mind,
leather, it will suit with your belt.
After all, you are a nice man,
huh, if you want it to be beige,
we'll arrange it too, sir.
Mr. Yılmaz,
I have a rehearsal,
with the kids right now,
If you excuse...
Come on, come on,
go ahead, let's start over now.
What does he say?
What can he say, bastard.
He will have himself beaten,
by the way, if Kutay is not here...
-Shall we beat him?
-Don't be silly,
we are in a training nest.
Let's go.
Now we'll start over again.
Come on, okay, okay,
Yılmaz.
-Fucking beige...
-Shhh!
Come on bro.
Come.
Sleeping bee, sleeping bee.
Now, we start again.
OK, you're awake.
İlkkan, either take your phone,
look at it or put it on a soft surface.
because it bothers us a
lot when it vibrates, bro.
OK bro, I got it.
It makes noise.
-What the hell is that?
-What happened?
Brother,
a lot of such, nonsense notifications.
Notification of what?
I don't know, your heart rate is 139,
it says to me right now.
What pulse?
I don't know bro,
that's not me, because I'm calm.
Just turn it off and on,
why did it do like this?
Brother, these notifications are
probably coming from the watch.
From our watch?
Yes,
from the time we took to Zafer teacher.
Why is Zafer teacher's watch
sending you notifications?
-How should I know?
-Wait a minute, İlkkan,
I wonder if you paired
that watch with your phone?
Can something like that happen?
It might be bro, because when we
bought this watch,
I wanted to check it,
it might be paired at that time.
I clicked 'next next'
and passed every step.
Alright.
Is his pulse at one
hundred and thirty-nine?
Yes, brother.
This bastard is having sex for sure.
I mean, brother, we don't know.
-also what does it matter to us?
-This is the sex pulse.
Brother, what is it to us?
There is no such thing.
What,
he went to amusement park at this hour?
-Maybe.
-Brother, what is it anyway.
Ersoy is right,
this is private life bro,
it's none of our business,
it's private.
-Yes, brother.
-How clean are you, bravo.
You are pure! Can you check from there?
Is there such a thing
as where is my watch?
-Yes, yes.
-Check!
I prefer not to look.
İlkkan, fuck your ethics and manners.
What the man did to my nephew,
to our nephew!
Brother,
okay, but, those are different things.
This is his private life.
Whoa! There are many other things.
What are they?
My daily step count,
my daily route, my altitude.
How good it is.
For fifteen hundred liras, isn't it?
Let's say 'Yes'.
Brother,
the man is currently in Ümraniye,
120 meters above sea level,
there's that info too, take a look.
-Is it showing that too?
-Let me see.
All the information is there.
What it says,
maps, graphs,
weeks.
Yes, from home to work, from work
to home, from home to work,
from work to home, but what happened
at Wednesday, Zafer teacher?
-So yesterday?
-Yesterday.
Your house is in Ümraniye,
huh,
Zafer teacher,
what are you doing in Kuruçeşme, huh?
Damn it!
-Well.
-Look at Zafer teacher.
You look at the work of Zafer.
Yes, but, what comes out of it?
I do not understand.
You fell into my hands, Master Zafer.
-What is it that you don't understand?
-This is incredible information.
What happened?
Ah, ah, Zafer teacher.
The man's pulse is in our hands,
his pulse!
Pulse every moment, minute by minute!
What pulse?
Are you stupid?
Call the man,
say that we have your pulse.
What should we do
with the man's pulse?
We know his position minute by minute,
what if we knew his pulse every second?
Okay, son,
I already said the pulse in that sense.
-Okay, whatever.
-I thought we are thinking
-the same thing.
-He he, okay come on, come on.
-Come on, get ready, let's go then.
-Where to?
Here, to Zafer teacher,
isn't there his location?
-Huh.
-Are you going to the man's house?
-Yes.
-What will you do at home?
-We'll wait there.
-Wait here.
No, we'll follow up when he's out.
OK, you can do that tomorrow too.
-Shouldn't we go?
-No, go back to sleep.
You see,
he took us around 70 kilometers,
he came to the beige.
You dog!
The bastard has a heart rate of 150.
The dog excited!
Of course, he saw the beige.
Who is that woman?
How can I know?
Probably his wife or something.
-What the hell is that?
-What's going on bro?
-Isn't that a key?
-Key.
-Dude, look, look!
-Fuck it!
It is yacht!
Look, he's showing.
-Is he giving a yacht?
-No, it must not.
Oh!
Dude, they're getting into it!
Good heavens!
He just give away a yacht!
Yacht he gave!
Meanwhile, we were giving
him a small watch as a gift!
Brother, how should I know that
the bribe market will come to this?
How can we compete with such an evil?
-Look how is he hugging.
-İlkkan, take pictures or something.
Beige dog!
Look how are they hugging.
What a photo,
video, video, capture a video.
Dude, they literally they got on,
they step on to the yacht!
Anyway, that's it, Zafer master.
Let's see how the school parent
association's 'WhatsApp' group
will assess this modest gift, a yacht,
that is been given to teacher Zafer.
Drive İlkkan.
Hey, that's Sister Canan.
-Is that her?
-Uh-huh.
Of course she is.
Kutay next to her.
Call out her.
Canan sister!
Canan sister!
Hello guys.
Hello, what's up Kutay?
-Sister Canan, how are you?
-I'm good, what about you dear?
It's the same.
What is happening guys,
have you heard it?
What happened ma'am?
We heard something, but...
They immediately fired Mr. Zafer.
And they say that a lawsuit will be
filed.
All the parents complained.
It's good, and they're right.
Of course, one wants such a
person to educate their child.
But these are rotten apples,
Sister Canan.
-That's right.
-They are always in every basket.
That's right bro, exactly like that.
Ours is out.
Oh, teacher.
You're not always the only one,
who gives lessons.
Look, a few ordinary people like us,
gave you a great lesson, didn't they,
Fatih teacher, huh?
Can we say so?
-The man's name was Zafer.
-Zafer, Zafer bro.
What does it matter brother,
the man is gone now.
Well, he's gone now.
Then what happened now,
Sister Canan,
is this show canceled?
No dear,
there is Ms. Defne, the gym teacher,
they appointed her for the children.
She immediately said,
"I" she said, "from the beginning"
she said "already" she said,
"I was in favor of Kutay being a bee,"
she said.
In fact, they had a small argument
with Zafer teacher on this issue.
That's it,
well done, I swear, that's it.
Kutay,
are you ready, did you sleep well?
Kinda.
Well done, come.
Look, Kutay.
A huge price has been
paid for you
to be a bee today, you understand?
Yes, I understand.
-Don't forget that, okay?
-Okay, I won't forget.
My lad!
Let's go inside.
Let's go.
Come on, Kutay.
-Come on, Kutay.
-You said well.
Now you should plant,
when the minds are fresh.
[song] Maniac, maniac
[song] Maniac!
[song] Bee bro you are a maniac
[song] Bee brother you are
-How magnificent!
[song] a maniac
Do you see that thing?
There is a square one.
-I'm not saying the man.
-Don't you mean the boy?
She's the woman.
I thought you were talking
about the kid in the scene.
No, no, it's in the front row,
it's the pedagogue,
the front row is full of pedagogues.
Why should so many pedagogues come,
for a few children?
Here,
there are more pedagogues than parents.
That woman is just the
head of pedagogues.
Chief pedagogue.
Then, it means that all authority is
on her.
This show is on her initiative.
There's the checkered guy,
the guy with shirt.
He's like that,
pretending to be a parent but,
he is actually the driver of the
service that brings the pedagogues.
He is pretending to
have a child on stage.
Why would he do that?
Are you crazy?
There are a thousand kinds of people,
my son.
Brother, look,
these children get the experience they
wouldn't have if they read maybe
50 books, with this performance.
That's why art is so beautiful,
brother.
Kutay!
-Bravo Kutay, bravo!
-Bravo!
Bee!
Bee, bee!
Lead role!
An art!
My lad!
I'm going to ask something,
does this yacht work with a key bro?
-How so?
-The beige handed it to our teacher,
He did swing the key.
He did swing the key
of the yacht like that.
Oh, of course.
Dude, he already asked the man there.
-What did he ask?
-"Oh, I can't believe it,
just like a dream, is this
yacht really ours now?" he said.
Of course,
the woman said, "Zafer, you are the
best husband in the world,
and you are my best friend."
She licked the boots on top of it.
Then the other one in
the beige jacket laughed.
As long as you make my child a bee,
I'll buy you a car,
a house, a land, right?" added beige.
Then Zafer took the key.
He took a glance to the key,
turned it over and over.
Then, when he asks "Maybe not the place
and time, but I can't help but ask,
that big yacht,
does it work with a key?"
the beige, of course, replied...
"Oh,
this is the 'master' key of engine bay.
once logged in with it,
all controls work with buttons,
there are even touchscreen ones,
ha ha ha ha!” he laughed.
Even and even "Oh wow,
how fast it is?"
he asked a question like this.
Then beige replied,
"It's so fast. So fast!"
Then the man said, "Do you like sushi?
I made a lot of sushi for you,
we'll travel from place to place."
Then the teacher asked:
"Do you use the lower part of the
yacht more, or the upper part?"
Beige said, "We mostly use the top,
we love the wind."
How can we compete with such evil?