As If (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 10 - Kan Parasi - full transcript
Yilmaz and Ilkkan get into debt to an interesting family.
Something caught my mind,
but forget it.
Is it about hanging curtains,
or something else?
It's something else, but it came to
my mind while you were hanging it.
Tell me, what is it?
How did Ceyhun open the tea garden?
I got you.
-I got you.
-What did you get?
His family isn't rich either.
-Where does this money come from?
-Bro.
Ceyhun has been saving money
for a long time, I know it.
He really saved a lot of money.
This kind of facility can be opened
by saving money?
Are you nuts? What facility?
Tables, chairs, and tea, that's all.
What kind of facility is this?
He said it himself. Not only tea,
but also toast, hamburger,
cheeseburger,
pitas, pizzas, grills.
You can make all of these,
from cheap, frozen foods.
Don't think of it as a flavor stop.
He saved a lot of money and arranged
a small space for himself.
How did he save that much money?
He made himself a piggy bank
from 19 liter carboys.
He saved a great fortune
by throwing money into it.
I know Ceyhun.
There is also personnel, their wages,
their insurance, cleaning,
kitchenware.
There are a lot of expenses.
Yılmaz, I think there is a key person
behind Ceyhun.
Someone helped Ceyhun
to open the facility.
Key?
Key...
Who could this key be? Ceyhun
has an uncle. He's a stockbroker.
Fehmi Bülent Küneyir.
He is rich. He is key.
Maybe he stepped in, called someone,
arranged the space,
but I'm telling you,
Ceyhun paid for this work himself.
I don't think he got financial support.
What will you wear? Is it okay
if I come in these clothes?
Will you go like this? Are you crazy?
Those are pajamas!
-But, this is a style.
-What kind of style is this?
Wear some jeans,
and I'll wear another jacket.
Let's not walk around
like gorillas anymore. I've had enough!
-Everyone is nice, we are like shit!
-Dear God.
You hung the curtain right, right?
Right. I'll wear another jacket,
so put on something.
-Ceyhun, congratulations, bro.
-Thanks.
Run this place in a peaceful,
and healthy way.
Don't care what anyone says, bro.
Make the most of it.
Run this place in a perfect way.
As the saying goes,
everything comes to him who waits.
Good luck with it.
Thanks, bro.
You are always welcome here.
I think of this place as a workshop.
Friends like you should come,
university students
should come to study, read books.
Artists and tradesmen
should be happy here.
Tea, toast, or cheeseburger
are the excuses for this.
İstanbul needs this, we need this.
Well said, my dear Ceyhun!
I have nothing more to say.
By the way, thank you
for coming today.
Don't mention it!
We are friends, we are mates,
we are bros, Ceyhun!
Of course we would come.
-Do you want anything?
-I'll have a tea, my dear Ceyhun.
I'll have another cheeseburger.
-Beverage?
-Americano.
Americano and cheeseburger
won't go together.
-Why not?
-It won't do.
No, you are a peasant.
I don't question the customer.
I'll get you halva,
and two bottles of whiskey if you want.
No problem.
Ceyhun, what a guy!
You are the one, bro!
-Classic Ceyhun!
-İlkkan, you are a rascal.
Really. You are inglorious.
I mean it. He has opened the facility.
You didn't even greet him
before he opened the facility.
He has opened the facility, and
you're like, "Bro, you are the one!"
You haven't been writing
in the WhatsApp group until now.
Now he has become your brother.
Come on, İlkkan.
What is it got to do with it? What is
spoken in there doesn't interest me.
If it was a topic that I liked,
I would join the conversation.
What isn't of interest to you
in these groups?
What are our conversations like?
You revile at every opportunity.
We share some funny pictures or videos,
you can join in.
He shared, "Top 5000 Header Goals
in Football History" at 5 am.
Why should I watch?
Of course, you should.
You need to be active in that group.
Then when you said to him,
"Brother, you are the one."
It would make sense.
I act strategically on some issues,
my dear Yılmaz.
What should I do?
Should I be at odds with him?
You've created a group of three,
as if we're very close friends.
Okay, tell me something, İlkkan,
Your foot was crushed
by a truck in Kartal.
Who was the one
who took you from Kartal
with his motorcycle
when the truck crushed your feet?
Tell me, who took you from Kartal
with his motorcycle?
-Tell me.
-It was Ceyhun, so?
Big Ramo? Big Ramo, are you okay?
-Help! Big Ramo!
-Big Ramo?
Big Ramo, are you okay? Help!
-Big Ramo!
-They've killed him.
They've killed him.
You've killed Big Ramo!
-I saw it!
-What is going on, lady?
You've killed him!
Your tea plate fell off and he's dead!
What the hell are you talking about?
What are you looking at?
They've killed him! Don't let them go!
What are you talking about, lady?
-Your tea plate...
-Bug off!
It fell off,
and he had a heart attack out of fear.
Don't talk nonsense! Who knows
what you said and killed the man!
Don't look for a scapegoat.
I'm just drinking a cup of tea.
Could I have done this on purpose?
-He is right!
-This is crazy!
-Stop the slander!
-We are just standing here!
I'm just drinking a cup of tea!
-Can we get the check?
-No, you're coming to the hospital.
-I'm not going anywhere!
-Okay then!
-Please, just go.
-Let's go, bro.
You've ruined the facility
from day one!
-I just drank a cup of tea!
-From day one!
-I just drank a cup of tea!
-Get out!
Look, what you did to my place!
It was my dream!
It was my dream!
Please wait for the product!
Derya? Derya!
Derya, get a hold of yourself!
Derya, stay with me!
Anybody? Nurse! Derya, stay with me!
-Derya, stay with me!
-Just a second!
-Stay with me!
-A wheelchair!
Stay with me, Derya, please.
Stay with me, please, Derya.
Stay with me, please, Derya.
Why did we come here?
Why did you bring us here?
What the hell are we doing here?
Who the fuck is Big Ramo?
They accuse us of killing a man, bro.
Yes, who is Big Ramo?
-What have we done to him?
-Yes.
Did we beat him? No.
-But they've blamed us.
-Yes.
Nobody can blame us for anything.
My tea plate fell off,
and he died of fear. Is that possible?
Is this a crime according
to the Turkish Criminal Code?
-This is madness.
-Is this a crime?
-By dropping the tea plate...
-Let them come and see.
-This can happen to anyone.
-Exactly.
Why did you bring us here then?
We seem to have accepted the crime.
On the contrary. They've slandered us,
and we've come to be in the clear.
-Are you the one who killed Big Ramo?
-Dude.
We didn't kill anybody.
They've slandered us, that's all.
Give me an answer,
are you the one who killed Big Ramo?
Look, Big Ramo died of natural causes.
They put it on us,
but it has nothing to do with us.
We haven't even touched Big Ramo.
Look, guys, it's a simple question.
We lost Big Ramo.
We're sad. We're in pain.
We feel mixed emotions.
I don't care
if you touched Big Ramo, or not.
-Are you responsible for his death?
-Let me explain.
Big Ramo...
My tea plate fell off to the table,
it made a lot of noise, and he heard
that voice, and had a heart attack,
and he died. There was a girl there
who was constantly shouting.
She slanders us, that's why we're here.
How can this be possible?
She is my daughter. Her name is Nur.
She is a very good girl.
She tells me all about herself.
-She has never lied to me.
-Okay, but your daughter...
I say this
regardless of her personality.
She accuses us
in a very ridiculous way.
-We wouldn't come here if we wanted to.
-Yes.
We came to clear
the accusation thrown at us.
Okay then, you've killed Big Ramo.
That's what I understood.
Let's solve the probem between us
in peace.
There are trees there, let's go there,
and compromise.
Okay, come with us.
I'm not going anywhere.
Let the police come, I'm here.
-I'm not going anywhere.
-Don't make me do this.
Come on, we will just talk.
Look, I'm not guilty.
This is all I know.
If you want to talk, I'm here.
Let's talk.
If you're not guilty,
then let's go there, and talk.
Since you won't come, you are guilty.
We just drank a cup of tea!
Don't make me shout.
I didn't even drink tea.
Come here, bro. Let's not talk here.
They mourn here.
Let's sort it out between us.
-Okay then. Let's go.
-Where are you going?
-Come on!
-Why are we going, İlkkan?
Do you go with everyone who says come?
Will you leave your friend alone?
Are you that kind of guy?
Don't twist the subject!
I'm not that kind of guy!
That's why you are a guy
who can kill Big Ramo.
Okay, let's go then.
Guys, everything is obvious.
I am telling you sincerely,
I didn't see any harm in you.
When I first saw you, I said to myself,
"They couldn't have killed Big Ramo."
-Thanks.
-But one way or another,
we lost our one and only Big Ramo,
isn't it right?
Right. I'm sorry for your loss.
Yes, you're right.
-That's why you got to pay blood money.
-What?
It's just blood money.
Blood money for our loss.
It's just for the sake of formality.
The blood money cannot replace
Big Ramo though.
It's just a custom. I'm experienced,
and this is the method.
Why am I giving you blood money?
I don't get it.
Do you want to start all over again?
Didn't Big Ramo die
because of your tea plate?
This is just
your daughter's allegation.
I'm not saying
that you've killed deliberately.
We lost our Big Ramo
as a result of an accident, a mistake.
I say, let's compromise.
I'm not a bad guy.
Yes, I understand your situation,
but with all due respect,
I won't give any blood money.
I've explained myself enough
but you did not understand.
You either give us blood money,
or blood.
I didn't want it to be like this,
but it's your choice.
It's your choice, guys.
So...
How much is this blood money?
We haven't thought about it yet,
but we can compromise.
-Last time...
-Why did you ask for the price?
-Why did you put us in this situation?
-We are in this situation.
-No, we're not.
-I want to get rid of this thing.
Why am I giving blood money?
We've thought about it,
and we want 1000 liras from you.
-Fine.
-It's just for justice to be served.
-1000 liras.
-So nice.
Okay, 1000 is good. 1000 is okay.
I've also predicted
something close to this.
-Yes, its price is 1000 liras.
-Right.
How shall we do? Shall we give cash?
Shall we withdraw money,
or make a money transfer?
Actually, the right thing to do is
to give cash, but I have an idea.
My relatives haven't seen each other
for years.
And Big Ramo was a unifying person.
So let's do something like this.
You buy us a dinner tomorrow.
We'll come with the whole family,
and have a nice meal.
Okay, where shall we buy it?
I'll talk about this with them inside.
You write me your number.
I will let you know the place and time.
But if we eat four people
in a fancy place,
it will cost more than we agreed.
It would be more than 1000 liras.
No, I will arrange it. Don't worry.
There are so many places to eat.
Let's talk about it first.
-It says wrong number.
-Strange. Let me see.
-I've skipped a number.
-You don't say!
-What a guy you are, Yılmaz!
-Here you go.
It's a deal then. See you tomorrow.
-See you.
-Have a good day.
-What the hell are you doing?
-I've just tried it.
-I had to try.
-He says, "You'll give blood!"
You are still cunning.
He says, "We'll take blood!"
Let's send this stool back.
What do we do with this at home?
It looked shorter in the photo.
-Maybe they sent it wrong.
-Yes?
Hello? Özkan? Hello?
Yes?
I mean, we...
We're okay. We are ready,
whenever it suits you.
Okay.
What kind of place is this?
How should we dress?
It's a fancy place?
Okay, we'll suit up.
Okay, we'll keep in touch.
-Is it a fancy place?
-Yes, it is.
If it is a fancy place,
we need to look fancy.
He said the same thing to me,
"You need to look fancy."
I don't have anything fancy.
When he says dress up,
he isn't talking about anything fancy.
He meant not to come with sweatpants.
Dress up, but...
-You got me, right?
-Adequately...
Yes, adequately.
Let's dress up then,
what do you say?
Okay. Is there any news from Ethem?
-Ethem...
-Lately...
They've written something,
but I didn't look.
I couldn't call him either.
Don't!
Ethem's aunt passed away.
They wrote it in the morning,
now I see it.
-Which one?
-The older one.
Take one of these.
-You took it. Why should I get dirty?
-Okay, give it to me.
I can get dirty. Open this door for me.
Just your hands will get dirty.
Come here, don't you know physics?
Open it, I don't know physics.
Talk to Ercan, because it seems
he doesn't listen to me.
I've told him a thousand times.
He needs to fix the light.
Yes.
I don't understand how old people
walk in this darkness.
I really felt good
when I put on this jacket.
We need to wear jackets more often.
-Yes, it gives you a good vibe.
-Of course.
I wish we could dress fancier.
I don't know.
-How long the meal will take?
-I don't have any idea.
Let's hope for the best.
As the ransom of a crime
we have never committed,
buying dinner people we don't know
as blood money.
So they'd understand our situation.
What do you think?
What do I think about what?
We are not going there
as two humble criminals.
Of course! Are you crazy?
Of course not!
We didn't kill Big Ramo.
Nobody can treat us like criminals!
I think we shouldn't have accepted
the offer of blood money.
-We end up being wrong.
-No.
I don't agree with you on this matter.
What happened when we accepted
this blood money offer?
We became the bigger person.
So what happened?
We were right,
now we are even more right.
I mean, it didn't happen like you said.
-We'll be the bigger person.
-I don't agree with it.
Which one? About we're right,
or about the bigger person thing?
I do not agree with either of them.
-We're not the bigger person.
-No, we are.
We said, "Damn it, okay!"
And we became the bigger person.
I don't think we're the bigger person,
but if you say so.
We are the bigger person now, bro.
I don't think that we are the
bigger person now, bro.
We are the bigger person
in this situation.
You called a taxi, right?
Yes, I did. It said, "in six minutes."
How long has it been?
Yes, our one and only Big Ramo...
Our guide, our mentor...
We won't be able to do without him.
We loved him, he loved us.
We are so sorry
for losing our Big Ramo.
I thank you all for this event.
Yes, we'll remember Big Ramo tonight.
We'll honor his memory.
We will keep his feelings alive.
Orhan, I give you the floor.
Thanks, Özkan.
I also have something to say.
Yes, what can we say?
As you know, we lost our Big Ramo
as a result of a tragic accident.
He was afraid of the sound
of a tea plate falling on a table.
And this triggered his heart attack.
As the saying goes,
accidents will happen.
It's a good saying.
Before I explain Big Ramo for me,
I want to curse the two friends
who caused his death.
God damn you! I hope you can't be happy
wherever you go.
What the hell are you talking about?
But we have a deal, Mr. Özkan.
-What is this?
-Orhan, don't do this.
There is such a thing
as table manners, please.
It was an accident. Just like you said,
accidents will happen.
Am I lying?
Didn't Big Ramo die
because of your tea plate?
-Correct me if I'm wrong.
-Look, sir.
Because of the blood money
for a man we didn't know...
Okay, guys. Let's cut it short.
Orhan, enough. Thanks.
Guys, they are my relatives.
Mrs. Müzeyyen.
Uncle Nuri, my daughter Nur, Sezgin,
Selçuk.
Cansu, and much more besides.
We are all here.
Yes, an unpleasant incident
just happened, but shit happens.
As the saying goes,
every cloud has a silver lining.
Let's spend our precious time
for Big Ramo. Let's honor him.
Yes, Müzeyyen. Let's start with you.
I've only seen him for five days
in my life.
The first day,
he was Mr. Ramazan for me.
The second day,
he became Ramazan for me.
The third day,
he became my dear Ramazan for me.
The fourth day, he became just Ramo,
and the fifth day, he became Big Ramo.
What I am saying is that,
never judge a book by its cover.
Big Ramo wore dirty clothes,
but he loved to dress.
-I'll never forget him.
-Thanks.
Yes, keep going.
Big Ramo was a tobacco expert.
He was also the ambassador of Peru
in 1961 and 1962.
He loved diving and chess.
He made a living by repairing shoes.
Who the hell was this guy?
-I couldn't follow.
-He was well-connected,
he would describe himself
as a misanthrope.
He was timid and superficial.
He was also thrifty
and self-interested.
But he loved to feed everyone,
right, guys?
He was caught when smuggling
historical artifacts in Tibet.
And he called me,
and asked me for help.
But I couldn't help him.
He was imprisoned for 34 years.
May he rest in peace.
Big Ramo couldn't hear
out of his right ear.
How is that?
Draw a straight line behind the ear.
He couldn't hear
when you shouted from behind.
Is it like behind, or right behind?
He couldn't hear when you said,
"Big Ramo!" three times,
but he could hear when you said,
"Big Ramo!" once.
-I don't get it.
-I mean...
-Big Ramo had a hearing problem.
-No doubt.
He was a silkworm breeder
for many years.
But unfortunately, he failed.
I was with him when he was stabbed
in a football match.
He called me, "Orhan!"
Let's take a break,
and let the serving begin.
And let's talk about him
with our relatives.
I want to ask you something, you said,
Big Ramo had a hearing problem.
So it caught my mind,
How did he hear the sound
of my tea plate and had a heart attack?
I think Big Ramo heard us
from the left side.
We were on his left. He heard it,
and had a heart attack, I think.
-Is that what you think?
-Yes.
-Let's get some fresh air.
-Okay.
Mr. Özkan, if you'll excuse me,
we want to get some fresh air.
Of course, go ahead.
Let me tell you something,
this night won't end.
What about, "We were right,
now we will even more right?"
They treat us like victims.
We do not lose our righteousness,
just because a man spoke nonsense.
We are still so right, İlkkan.
Bro, we should have given
-the blood money in cash.
-Let me tell you something.
Write it down, if the check
comes to 1001 liras tonight,
then things will get crazy.
-What are you going to do?
-You'll see.
What can you do?
You've killed their Big Ramo.
Mind your language!
I didn't kill anybody.
-I'm talking about their thinking.
-I don't care about what they think.
I'm not gonna lie, my tea plate
fell off, but I didn't kill anybody.
I said, they don't think like this.
Guys, what are you doing?
How is it going?
How did you put us in a situation
like this?
I didn't promise you
anything else, guys.
Big Ramo is dead, and we need to
take blood money from you.
-So I did something within...
-We could give you the money,
and you could have dinner,
why did we come?
-What are we doing here?
-They would ask me,
"Özkan, how do we know that
you didn't buy the dinner?"
What would I say to them?
So you must stay here.
Dude...
I'm sorry for your loss,
but what is this thing?
Be patient. We will eat and leave,
that's it.
-Take these.
-What are these?
We have a little song,
we will sing it all together.
-What song is this?
-Uncle Nuri
is a musician.
He composed a song about Big Ramo,
we will sing it all together.
-And these are the lyrics of the song.
-What the hell is this?
It's in the tune Hejaz.
-Do you think the problem here is tune?
-You study it, we'll sing together.
Good night, see you.
Big Ramo!
Now we will write our memories
to our family's love and dream book!
My ears are ringing.
There is pressure in my brain.
It's almost finished.
We can leave, if you want.
Sorry, can we get the check?
Mr. Özkan, I've asked for the check.
-We have to leave.
-Sure.
Thank you so much. It was a nice
commemoration for Big Ramo.
We hope we were able to please you.
This was our first experience.
That won't do. Mr. Özkan,
the check is 1340 liras.
We'll pay 1000 liras
as per our agreement, okay?
No, you will pay all of it.
What do you mean? No, we won't,
because we had a deal.
-Right?
-Is there a problem?
-They want to cop out.
-No, they can't.
Who wants to cop out?
We had a deal, 1000 liras.
We had a deal, Mr. Özkan, right?
Are you breaking the agreement now?
No, you are breaking the agreement!
The deal was 1000 liras!
The check costs 1340 liras.
That day my friend said to Mr. Özkan,
"If we eat four people in a place,
it will cost more than we agreed.
It won't be more then
1000 liras, right?" What did you say?
"I'll arrange it."
-You gave us assurance.
-We have an assurance.
We agreed 1000 liras,
we will give 1000 liras.
How do we know that
you haven't exceeded the limit?
Who ate the calamari? After that...
What was it?
-Halva...
-Semolina halva.
You ate it, and you exceeded the limit.
Is that so?
Weren't we included in this?
Let me tell you something,
we agreed 1000 liras,
I will not give 1 more lira.
My credit card limit is not sufficient.
I will go into the negative.
So I'll give 1000 liras, but I won't
give 1 more lira. That was the deal.
I don't want any last minute expense.
We bought you dinner because
you wanted blood money, but please!
Blood money has a limit.
So are you not giving this blood money?
Listen, we have a custom.
Everybody knows that.
What kind of custom is this?
-Is this a threat?
-Are you city bandits?
-Are you going to shoot us?
-No, that would be extreme.
But if the blood money limit
is exceeded,
the bests of both families
will arm wrestle.
I choose Orhan.
-I would be honored.
-Let's do this.
-Who am I going to compete with?
-İlkkan, let's finish this.
Let's pay the money and go.
-Okay, beat him.
-For Big Ramo!
Don't have mercy on him, İlkkan, okay?
If you beat me,
you will pay 1000 liras,
but if I beat you,
you will pay the whole check.
Okay, sit down. Let's get started.
-You don't know İlkkan.
-Hold on.
Beat him, don't worry.
On my mark.
Orhan...
Big Ramo is watching you from above.
Go!
He is screaming!
What the hell are you doing?
-It's a shame!
-You break your promise!
-His arm is broken!
-How do you know?
Dear God! You said custom,
arm wrestling, and we've won!
Yes.
His arm is broken.
Arm money is 500 liras.
-Arm money?
-What the hell is arm money?
500 minus 340, 160. The check,
plus 160 liras, and you can leave.
-What 500 liras?
-You've broken his arm!
Isn't this your custom?
You said arm wrestling,
-and my champion won!
-I have a suggestion, Özkan,
Let's do what we did
when Aunt Cavide was killed.
-Let's do this.
-Guys...
Normally, we have no money.
But even if we have it, we cannot
give it, because of the custom.
Let's do something like this.
We renounce Orhan's arm money.
You can pay the check, and leave.
Okay, God damn it.
I'll pay the check, okay?
Okay?
We have one more condition.
You will honor Big Ramo with us
for another hour.
-An hour? Now? In here?
-Yes.
From now on,
everyone pays for what they eat.
We close it off.
The custom is over, Mr. Özkan!
Please don't break
the deal again, okay?
-Okay.
-Okay, we have a deal.
Okay then. Let's smoke a cigarette.
Are you okay, Mr. Orhan?
Let's sit down.
I'm sorry, Mr. Orhan.
It's not personal.
Yes, I got it. His arm is just broken.
Orhan, they've left.
-Orhan, you put us to shame.
-Is your arm really broken?
I will ask for half of this money
from Ceyhun.
Look at what happened to us,
because of his shitty tea plates!
I'll ask for half of the money.
What is going on?
They stand up.
Listen, this one hour won't end.
They will constantly sing.
We are in trouble.
-We'll leave in an hour.
-That's what you think.
We will not hurt anyone.
They won't be able to ask for any other
money from us. We'll just sit.
They broke the first deal.
They'll always make up a new custom,
and won't let us leave.
Mr. Orhan's arm looks fine.
He was lying.
He swings his arm while singing.
He faked it for arm money.
They want money for every organ.
Bro...
I mean...
When that cup of tea
clung to that tea plate,
everything changed.
-Let me tell you something...
-My life has changed,
-because of that tea plate.
-Yılmaz.
Whatever will be, will be.
Don't forget it.
If you use less idiom,
maybe I won't forget some of them,
but you keep saying something,
and I forget about them.
Unfortunately, I forget
half of what you said.
If you use less idiom,
the effect will increase, İlkkan.
Since you want to be someone
who uses idioms.
You need to use less idiom.
What matters is quality rather than
quantity, and that's my idiom for you.
I think my idioms are satisfying
on both issues.
but forget it.
Is it about hanging curtains,
or something else?
It's something else, but it came to
my mind while you were hanging it.
Tell me, what is it?
How did Ceyhun open the tea garden?
I got you.
-I got you.
-What did you get?
His family isn't rich either.
-Where does this money come from?
-Bro.
Ceyhun has been saving money
for a long time, I know it.
He really saved a lot of money.
This kind of facility can be opened
by saving money?
Are you nuts? What facility?
Tables, chairs, and tea, that's all.
What kind of facility is this?
He said it himself. Not only tea,
but also toast, hamburger,
cheeseburger,
pitas, pizzas, grills.
You can make all of these,
from cheap, frozen foods.
Don't think of it as a flavor stop.
He saved a lot of money and arranged
a small space for himself.
How did he save that much money?
He made himself a piggy bank
from 19 liter carboys.
He saved a great fortune
by throwing money into it.
I know Ceyhun.
There is also personnel, their wages,
their insurance, cleaning,
kitchenware.
There are a lot of expenses.
Yılmaz, I think there is a key person
behind Ceyhun.
Someone helped Ceyhun
to open the facility.
Key?
Key...
Who could this key be? Ceyhun
has an uncle. He's a stockbroker.
Fehmi Bülent Küneyir.
He is rich. He is key.
Maybe he stepped in, called someone,
arranged the space,
but I'm telling you,
Ceyhun paid for this work himself.
I don't think he got financial support.
What will you wear? Is it okay
if I come in these clothes?
Will you go like this? Are you crazy?
Those are pajamas!
-But, this is a style.
-What kind of style is this?
Wear some jeans,
and I'll wear another jacket.
Let's not walk around
like gorillas anymore. I've had enough!
-Everyone is nice, we are like shit!
-Dear God.
You hung the curtain right, right?
Right. I'll wear another jacket,
so put on something.
-Ceyhun, congratulations, bro.
-Thanks.
Run this place in a peaceful,
and healthy way.
Don't care what anyone says, bro.
Make the most of it.
Run this place in a perfect way.
As the saying goes,
everything comes to him who waits.
Good luck with it.
Thanks, bro.
You are always welcome here.
I think of this place as a workshop.
Friends like you should come,
university students
should come to study, read books.
Artists and tradesmen
should be happy here.
Tea, toast, or cheeseburger
are the excuses for this.
İstanbul needs this, we need this.
Well said, my dear Ceyhun!
I have nothing more to say.
By the way, thank you
for coming today.
Don't mention it!
We are friends, we are mates,
we are bros, Ceyhun!
Of course we would come.
-Do you want anything?
-I'll have a tea, my dear Ceyhun.
I'll have another cheeseburger.
-Beverage?
-Americano.
Americano and cheeseburger
won't go together.
-Why not?
-It won't do.
No, you are a peasant.
I don't question the customer.
I'll get you halva,
and two bottles of whiskey if you want.
No problem.
Ceyhun, what a guy!
You are the one, bro!
-Classic Ceyhun!
-İlkkan, you are a rascal.
Really. You are inglorious.
I mean it. He has opened the facility.
You didn't even greet him
before he opened the facility.
He has opened the facility, and
you're like, "Bro, you are the one!"
You haven't been writing
in the WhatsApp group until now.
Now he has become your brother.
Come on, İlkkan.
What is it got to do with it? What is
spoken in there doesn't interest me.
If it was a topic that I liked,
I would join the conversation.
What isn't of interest to you
in these groups?
What are our conversations like?
You revile at every opportunity.
We share some funny pictures or videos,
you can join in.
He shared, "Top 5000 Header Goals
in Football History" at 5 am.
Why should I watch?
Of course, you should.
You need to be active in that group.
Then when you said to him,
"Brother, you are the one."
It would make sense.
I act strategically on some issues,
my dear Yılmaz.
What should I do?
Should I be at odds with him?
You've created a group of three,
as if we're very close friends.
Okay, tell me something, İlkkan,
Your foot was crushed
by a truck in Kartal.
Who was the one
who took you from Kartal
with his motorcycle
when the truck crushed your feet?
Tell me, who took you from Kartal
with his motorcycle?
-Tell me.
-It was Ceyhun, so?
Big Ramo? Big Ramo, are you okay?
-Help! Big Ramo!
-Big Ramo?
Big Ramo, are you okay? Help!
-Big Ramo!
-They've killed him.
They've killed him.
You've killed Big Ramo!
-I saw it!
-What is going on, lady?
You've killed him!
Your tea plate fell off and he's dead!
What the hell are you talking about?
What are you looking at?
They've killed him! Don't let them go!
What are you talking about, lady?
-Your tea plate...
-Bug off!
It fell off,
and he had a heart attack out of fear.
Don't talk nonsense! Who knows
what you said and killed the man!
Don't look for a scapegoat.
I'm just drinking a cup of tea.
Could I have done this on purpose?
-He is right!
-This is crazy!
-Stop the slander!
-We are just standing here!
I'm just drinking a cup of tea!
-Can we get the check?
-No, you're coming to the hospital.
-I'm not going anywhere!
-Okay then!
-Please, just go.
-Let's go, bro.
You've ruined the facility
from day one!
-I just drank a cup of tea!
-From day one!
-I just drank a cup of tea!
-Get out!
Look, what you did to my place!
It was my dream!
It was my dream!
Please wait for the product!
Derya? Derya!
Derya, get a hold of yourself!
Derya, stay with me!
Anybody? Nurse! Derya, stay with me!
-Derya, stay with me!
-Just a second!
-Stay with me!
-A wheelchair!
Stay with me, Derya, please.
Stay with me, please, Derya.
Stay with me, please, Derya.
Why did we come here?
Why did you bring us here?
What the hell are we doing here?
Who the fuck is Big Ramo?
They accuse us of killing a man, bro.
Yes, who is Big Ramo?
-What have we done to him?
-Yes.
Did we beat him? No.
-But they've blamed us.
-Yes.
Nobody can blame us for anything.
My tea plate fell off,
and he died of fear. Is that possible?
Is this a crime according
to the Turkish Criminal Code?
-This is madness.
-Is this a crime?
-By dropping the tea plate...
-Let them come and see.
-This can happen to anyone.
-Exactly.
Why did you bring us here then?
We seem to have accepted the crime.
On the contrary. They've slandered us,
and we've come to be in the clear.
-Are you the one who killed Big Ramo?
-Dude.
We didn't kill anybody.
They've slandered us, that's all.
Give me an answer,
are you the one who killed Big Ramo?
Look, Big Ramo died of natural causes.
They put it on us,
but it has nothing to do with us.
We haven't even touched Big Ramo.
Look, guys, it's a simple question.
We lost Big Ramo.
We're sad. We're in pain.
We feel mixed emotions.
I don't care
if you touched Big Ramo, or not.
-Are you responsible for his death?
-Let me explain.
Big Ramo...
My tea plate fell off to the table,
it made a lot of noise, and he heard
that voice, and had a heart attack,
and he died. There was a girl there
who was constantly shouting.
She slanders us, that's why we're here.
How can this be possible?
She is my daughter. Her name is Nur.
She is a very good girl.
She tells me all about herself.
-She has never lied to me.
-Okay, but your daughter...
I say this
regardless of her personality.
She accuses us
in a very ridiculous way.
-We wouldn't come here if we wanted to.
-Yes.
We came to clear
the accusation thrown at us.
Okay then, you've killed Big Ramo.
That's what I understood.
Let's solve the probem between us
in peace.
There are trees there, let's go there,
and compromise.
Okay, come with us.
I'm not going anywhere.
Let the police come, I'm here.
-I'm not going anywhere.
-Don't make me do this.
Come on, we will just talk.
Look, I'm not guilty.
This is all I know.
If you want to talk, I'm here.
Let's talk.
If you're not guilty,
then let's go there, and talk.
Since you won't come, you are guilty.
We just drank a cup of tea!
Don't make me shout.
I didn't even drink tea.
Come here, bro. Let's not talk here.
They mourn here.
Let's sort it out between us.
-Okay then. Let's go.
-Where are you going?
-Come on!
-Why are we going, İlkkan?
Do you go with everyone who says come?
Will you leave your friend alone?
Are you that kind of guy?
Don't twist the subject!
I'm not that kind of guy!
That's why you are a guy
who can kill Big Ramo.
Okay, let's go then.
Guys, everything is obvious.
I am telling you sincerely,
I didn't see any harm in you.
When I first saw you, I said to myself,
"They couldn't have killed Big Ramo."
-Thanks.
-But one way or another,
we lost our one and only Big Ramo,
isn't it right?
Right. I'm sorry for your loss.
Yes, you're right.
-That's why you got to pay blood money.
-What?
It's just blood money.
Blood money for our loss.
It's just for the sake of formality.
The blood money cannot replace
Big Ramo though.
It's just a custom. I'm experienced,
and this is the method.
Why am I giving you blood money?
I don't get it.
Do you want to start all over again?
Didn't Big Ramo die
because of your tea plate?
This is just
your daughter's allegation.
I'm not saying
that you've killed deliberately.
We lost our Big Ramo
as a result of an accident, a mistake.
I say, let's compromise.
I'm not a bad guy.
Yes, I understand your situation,
but with all due respect,
I won't give any blood money.
I've explained myself enough
but you did not understand.
You either give us blood money,
or blood.
I didn't want it to be like this,
but it's your choice.
It's your choice, guys.
So...
How much is this blood money?
We haven't thought about it yet,
but we can compromise.
-Last time...
-Why did you ask for the price?
-Why did you put us in this situation?
-We are in this situation.
-No, we're not.
-I want to get rid of this thing.
Why am I giving blood money?
We've thought about it,
and we want 1000 liras from you.
-Fine.
-It's just for justice to be served.
-1000 liras.
-So nice.
Okay, 1000 is good. 1000 is okay.
I've also predicted
something close to this.
-Yes, its price is 1000 liras.
-Right.
How shall we do? Shall we give cash?
Shall we withdraw money,
or make a money transfer?
Actually, the right thing to do is
to give cash, but I have an idea.
My relatives haven't seen each other
for years.
And Big Ramo was a unifying person.
So let's do something like this.
You buy us a dinner tomorrow.
We'll come with the whole family,
and have a nice meal.
Okay, where shall we buy it?
I'll talk about this with them inside.
You write me your number.
I will let you know the place and time.
But if we eat four people
in a fancy place,
it will cost more than we agreed.
It would be more than 1000 liras.
No, I will arrange it. Don't worry.
There are so many places to eat.
Let's talk about it first.
-It says wrong number.
-Strange. Let me see.
-I've skipped a number.
-You don't say!
-What a guy you are, Yılmaz!
-Here you go.
It's a deal then. See you tomorrow.
-See you.
-Have a good day.
-What the hell are you doing?
-I've just tried it.
-I had to try.
-He says, "You'll give blood!"
You are still cunning.
He says, "We'll take blood!"
Let's send this stool back.
What do we do with this at home?
It looked shorter in the photo.
-Maybe they sent it wrong.
-Yes?
Hello? Özkan? Hello?
Yes?
I mean, we...
We're okay. We are ready,
whenever it suits you.
Okay.
What kind of place is this?
How should we dress?
It's a fancy place?
Okay, we'll suit up.
Okay, we'll keep in touch.
-Is it a fancy place?
-Yes, it is.
If it is a fancy place,
we need to look fancy.
He said the same thing to me,
"You need to look fancy."
I don't have anything fancy.
When he says dress up,
he isn't talking about anything fancy.
He meant not to come with sweatpants.
Dress up, but...
-You got me, right?
-Adequately...
Yes, adequately.
Let's dress up then,
what do you say?
Okay. Is there any news from Ethem?
-Ethem...
-Lately...
They've written something,
but I didn't look.
I couldn't call him either.
Don't!
Ethem's aunt passed away.
They wrote it in the morning,
now I see it.
-Which one?
-The older one.
Take one of these.
-You took it. Why should I get dirty?
-Okay, give it to me.
I can get dirty. Open this door for me.
Just your hands will get dirty.
Come here, don't you know physics?
Open it, I don't know physics.
Talk to Ercan, because it seems
he doesn't listen to me.
I've told him a thousand times.
He needs to fix the light.
Yes.
I don't understand how old people
walk in this darkness.
I really felt good
when I put on this jacket.
We need to wear jackets more often.
-Yes, it gives you a good vibe.
-Of course.
I wish we could dress fancier.
I don't know.
-How long the meal will take?
-I don't have any idea.
Let's hope for the best.
As the ransom of a crime
we have never committed,
buying dinner people we don't know
as blood money.
So they'd understand our situation.
What do you think?
What do I think about what?
We are not going there
as two humble criminals.
Of course! Are you crazy?
Of course not!
We didn't kill Big Ramo.
Nobody can treat us like criminals!
I think we shouldn't have accepted
the offer of blood money.
-We end up being wrong.
-No.
I don't agree with you on this matter.
What happened when we accepted
this blood money offer?
We became the bigger person.
So what happened?
We were right,
now we are even more right.
I mean, it didn't happen like you said.
-We'll be the bigger person.
-I don't agree with it.
Which one? About we're right,
or about the bigger person thing?
I do not agree with either of them.
-We're not the bigger person.
-No, we are.
We said, "Damn it, okay!"
And we became the bigger person.
I don't think we're the bigger person,
but if you say so.
We are the bigger person now, bro.
I don't think that we are the
bigger person now, bro.
We are the bigger person
in this situation.
You called a taxi, right?
Yes, I did. It said, "in six minutes."
How long has it been?
Yes, our one and only Big Ramo...
Our guide, our mentor...
We won't be able to do without him.
We loved him, he loved us.
We are so sorry
for losing our Big Ramo.
I thank you all for this event.
Yes, we'll remember Big Ramo tonight.
We'll honor his memory.
We will keep his feelings alive.
Orhan, I give you the floor.
Thanks, Özkan.
I also have something to say.
Yes, what can we say?
As you know, we lost our Big Ramo
as a result of a tragic accident.
He was afraid of the sound
of a tea plate falling on a table.
And this triggered his heart attack.
As the saying goes,
accidents will happen.
It's a good saying.
Before I explain Big Ramo for me,
I want to curse the two friends
who caused his death.
God damn you! I hope you can't be happy
wherever you go.
What the hell are you talking about?
But we have a deal, Mr. Özkan.
-What is this?
-Orhan, don't do this.
There is such a thing
as table manners, please.
It was an accident. Just like you said,
accidents will happen.
Am I lying?
Didn't Big Ramo die
because of your tea plate?
-Correct me if I'm wrong.
-Look, sir.
Because of the blood money
for a man we didn't know...
Okay, guys. Let's cut it short.
Orhan, enough. Thanks.
Guys, they are my relatives.
Mrs. Müzeyyen.
Uncle Nuri, my daughter Nur, Sezgin,
Selçuk.
Cansu, and much more besides.
We are all here.
Yes, an unpleasant incident
just happened, but shit happens.
As the saying goes,
every cloud has a silver lining.
Let's spend our precious time
for Big Ramo. Let's honor him.
Yes, Müzeyyen. Let's start with you.
I've only seen him for five days
in my life.
The first day,
he was Mr. Ramazan for me.
The second day,
he became Ramazan for me.
The third day,
he became my dear Ramazan for me.
The fourth day, he became just Ramo,
and the fifth day, he became Big Ramo.
What I am saying is that,
never judge a book by its cover.
Big Ramo wore dirty clothes,
but he loved to dress.
-I'll never forget him.
-Thanks.
Yes, keep going.
Big Ramo was a tobacco expert.
He was also the ambassador of Peru
in 1961 and 1962.
He loved diving and chess.
He made a living by repairing shoes.
Who the hell was this guy?
-I couldn't follow.
-He was well-connected,
he would describe himself
as a misanthrope.
He was timid and superficial.
He was also thrifty
and self-interested.
But he loved to feed everyone,
right, guys?
He was caught when smuggling
historical artifacts in Tibet.
And he called me,
and asked me for help.
But I couldn't help him.
He was imprisoned for 34 years.
May he rest in peace.
Big Ramo couldn't hear
out of his right ear.
How is that?
Draw a straight line behind the ear.
He couldn't hear
when you shouted from behind.
Is it like behind, or right behind?
He couldn't hear when you said,
"Big Ramo!" three times,
but he could hear when you said,
"Big Ramo!" once.
-I don't get it.
-I mean...
-Big Ramo had a hearing problem.
-No doubt.
He was a silkworm breeder
for many years.
But unfortunately, he failed.
I was with him when he was stabbed
in a football match.
He called me, "Orhan!"
Let's take a break,
and let the serving begin.
And let's talk about him
with our relatives.
I want to ask you something, you said,
Big Ramo had a hearing problem.
So it caught my mind,
How did he hear the sound
of my tea plate and had a heart attack?
I think Big Ramo heard us
from the left side.
We were on his left. He heard it,
and had a heart attack, I think.
-Is that what you think?
-Yes.
-Let's get some fresh air.
-Okay.
Mr. Özkan, if you'll excuse me,
we want to get some fresh air.
Of course, go ahead.
Let me tell you something,
this night won't end.
What about, "We were right,
now we will even more right?"
They treat us like victims.
We do not lose our righteousness,
just because a man spoke nonsense.
We are still so right, İlkkan.
Bro, we should have given
-the blood money in cash.
-Let me tell you something.
Write it down, if the check
comes to 1001 liras tonight,
then things will get crazy.
-What are you going to do?
-You'll see.
What can you do?
You've killed their Big Ramo.
Mind your language!
I didn't kill anybody.
-I'm talking about their thinking.
-I don't care about what they think.
I'm not gonna lie, my tea plate
fell off, but I didn't kill anybody.
I said, they don't think like this.
Guys, what are you doing?
How is it going?
How did you put us in a situation
like this?
I didn't promise you
anything else, guys.
Big Ramo is dead, and we need to
take blood money from you.
-So I did something within...
-We could give you the money,
and you could have dinner,
why did we come?
-What are we doing here?
-They would ask me,
"Özkan, how do we know that
you didn't buy the dinner?"
What would I say to them?
So you must stay here.
Dude...
I'm sorry for your loss,
but what is this thing?
Be patient. We will eat and leave,
that's it.
-Take these.
-What are these?
We have a little song,
we will sing it all together.
-What song is this?
-Uncle Nuri
is a musician.
He composed a song about Big Ramo,
we will sing it all together.
-And these are the lyrics of the song.
-What the hell is this?
It's in the tune Hejaz.
-Do you think the problem here is tune?
-You study it, we'll sing together.
Good night, see you.
Big Ramo!
Now we will write our memories
to our family's love and dream book!
My ears are ringing.
There is pressure in my brain.
It's almost finished.
We can leave, if you want.
Sorry, can we get the check?
Mr. Özkan, I've asked for the check.
-We have to leave.
-Sure.
Thank you so much. It was a nice
commemoration for Big Ramo.
We hope we were able to please you.
This was our first experience.
That won't do. Mr. Özkan,
the check is 1340 liras.
We'll pay 1000 liras
as per our agreement, okay?
No, you will pay all of it.
What do you mean? No, we won't,
because we had a deal.
-Right?
-Is there a problem?
-They want to cop out.
-No, they can't.
Who wants to cop out?
We had a deal, 1000 liras.
We had a deal, Mr. Özkan, right?
Are you breaking the agreement now?
No, you are breaking the agreement!
The deal was 1000 liras!
The check costs 1340 liras.
That day my friend said to Mr. Özkan,
"If we eat four people in a place,
it will cost more than we agreed.
It won't be more then
1000 liras, right?" What did you say?
"I'll arrange it."
-You gave us assurance.
-We have an assurance.
We agreed 1000 liras,
we will give 1000 liras.
How do we know that
you haven't exceeded the limit?
Who ate the calamari? After that...
What was it?
-Halva...
-Semolina halva.
You ate it, and you exceeded the limit.
Is that so?
Weren't we included in this?
Let me tell you something,
we agreed 1000 liras,
I will not give 1 more lira.
My credit card limit is not sufficient.
I will go into the negative.
So I'll give 1000 liras, but I won't
give 1 more lira. That was the deal.
I don't want any last minute expense.
We bought you dinner because
you wanted blood money, but please!
Blood money has a limit.
So are you not giving this blood money?
Listen, we have a custom.
Everybody knows that.
What kind of custom is this?
-Is this a threat?
-Are you city bandits?
-Are you going to shoot us?
-No, that would be extreme.
But if the blood money limit
is exceeded,
the bests of both families
will arm wrestle.
I choose Orhan.
-I would be honored.
-Let's do this.
-Who am I going to compete with?
-İlkkan, let's finish this.
Let's pay the money and go.
-Okay, beat him.
-For Big Ramo!
Don't have mercy on him, İlkkan, okay?
If you beat me,
you will pay 1000 liras,
but if I beat you,
you will pay the whole check.
Okay, sit down. Let's get started.
-You don't know İlkkan.
-Hold on.
Beat him, don't worry.
On my mark.
Orhan...
Big Ramo is watching you from above.
Go!
He is screaming!
What the hell are you doing?
-It's a shame!
-You break your promise!
-His arm is broken!
-How do you know?
Dear God! You said custom,
arm wrestling, and we've won!
Yes.
His arm is broken.
Arm money is 500 liras.
-Arm money?
-What the hell is arm money?
500 minus 340, 160. The check,
plus 160 liras, and you can leave.
-What 500 liras?
-You've broken his arm!
Isn't this your custom?
You said arm wrestling,
-and my champion won!
-I have a suggestion, Özkan,
Let's do what we did
when Aunt Cavide was killed.
-Let's do this.
-Guys...
Normally, we have no money.
But even if we have it, we cannot
give it, because of the custom.
Let's do something like this.
We renounce Orhan's arm money.
You can pay the check, and leave.
Okay, God damn it.
I'll pay the check, okay?
Okay?
We have one more condition.
You will honor Big Ramo with us
for another hour.
-An hour? Now? In here?
-Yes.
From now on,
everyone pays for what they eat.
We close it off.
The custom is over, Mr. Özkan!
Please don't break
the deal again, okay?
-Okay.
-Okay, we have a deal.
Okay then. Let's smoke a cigarette.
Are you okay, Mr. Orhan?
Let's sit down.
I'm sorry, Mr. Orhan.
It's not personal.
Yes, I got it. His arm is just broken.
Orhan, they've left.
-Orhan, you put us to shame.
-Is your arm really broken?
I will ask for half of this money
from Ceyhun.
Look at what happened to us,
because of his shitty tea plates!
I'll ask for half of the money.
What is going on?
They stand up.
Listen, this one hour won't end.
They will constantly sing.
We are in trouble.
-We'll leave in an hour.
-That's what you think.
We will not hurt anyone.
They won't be able to ask for any other
money from us. We'll just sit.
They broke the first deal.
They'll always make up a new custom,
and won't let us leave.
Mr. Orhan's arm looks fine.
He was lying.
He swings his arm while singing.
He faked it for arm money.
They want money for every organ.
Bro...
I mean...
When that cup of tea
clung to that tea plate,
everything changed.
-Let me tell you something...
-My life has changed,
-because of that tea plate.
-Yılmaz.
Whatever will be, will be.
Don't forget it.
If you use less idiom,
maybe I won't forget some of them,
but you keep saying something,
and I forget about them.
Unfortunately, I forget
half of what you said.
If you use less idiom,
the effect will increase, İlkkan.
Since you want to be someone
who uses idioms.
You need to use less idiom.
What matters is quality rather than
quantity, and that's my idiom for you.
I think my idioms are satisfying
on both issues.