As I Am Suffering from Kadhal (2017): Season 1, Episode 4 - Suffering from perfection deficiency - full transcript
𝒯𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓈𝓁𝒶𝓉e
𝓊𝓃𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓉 E𝒩𝒢LI𝒮H
'Have you both asked each other
to do something you don't like'
'or have been forced not
to do something you like?'
No, we haven't. - Yes.
I don't like to dress
in traditional attire
but he keeps making me do it.
What?
If you wear a sari, you
would look very beautiful.
Why can't you do that?
But it's uncomfortable.
At least, you can wear
a 'Salwar Kameez'.
One other thing.
He pesters me to keep a bindi
on my forehead all the time.
Does anyone wear a bindi when they're
wearing western wear? - Hello!
Tanu, there's a scientific
fact behind it.
When you wear a bindi, it
will be the centre of focus.
If I don't then, will my
face be out of focus?
Are you really taking
a moment to think?
No.. It's looking good.
But
if you wear a bindi, you'll
look more beautiful.
There are many such instances.
She doesn't buy me
ice cream at night.
She doesn't buy me chocolates.
There's a drink, which is green
in colour, what is it called?
He was asking for
a valid reason.
Not stuff that would
give you cholesterol.
What If I'm fine with it?
How can you deny me that?
Yes, right.
If there's nothing, then
say there's nothing.
Shall I cook up something
about you and say?
You won't be able to do that.
Because I don't control you.
I say 'okay' to
everything you say.
Wait..
I've always been the Alpha
in the relationship.
I lay down the rules here.
No..
He always used to think he's
the Alpha in the relationship.
But he never was.
She'll say something.
And then, I'll say something.
Post which there's
no argument at all.
Only what I say, happens.
The thing is
what I want
I'll demand the opposite
of it and ask him.
He'll speak against it
and eventually, that'll
work out in my favour.
Obviously, there will
be no more arguments.
Things happen my way.
I don't have the habit
of manipulating.
I always like to be
straight-forward.
You should do what you like and
shouldn't do what you don't.
If you can't, then there's
no point in living.
You need to have a
strong hold over them.
A strong one.
It's called inception.
Hey, I have one.
She never lets me
win at anything.
Nonsense, nothing like that.
It's exactly like that.
It's not like I don't
let you win and all.
Then?
- It's just that you can't.
"Ding.. Dong.. Ding.. Love
is an awesome feeling."
"One damn thing"
"it is a never
ending suffering."
'As I'm Suffering from Love'
Okay then, I'll leave.
I'm going shopping with Divya.
Are you going to office today?
It's Sunday, why would
I have to work?
Oh..
Are Meera and Santhosh
still asleep?
Yes. I think they're still
hung-over from last night's party.
I don't know why they
can't patch things up.
They were in a relationship
for five years.
Yes.
They were madly in love.
How did that turn into such
strong hate overnight?
You know, what? - Hmm.
You won't believe this.
I asked this exact
question to Meera.
We think so alike, right?
When did you speak to Meera?
I mean..
I mean..
Last night, you guys were
the ones who sent me
to help her out
and bring her to
the dinner table.
Okay.
But anyway
not everyone can be like us.
- Huh?
Good Morning. - Oh, hi.
Did I oversleep?
That's okay, it's Sunday.
Shall I make coffee?
Please prepare coffee.
I feel damn hung-over.
Okay, so, I have to pick Divya up.
- Bye. - I'll see you guys.
Is Meera still asleep?
Yes, she was too intoxicated.
We had two more pegs
after having dinner.
If not, it's very hard to
even look at each other.
We seem to be allergic to
even look at each other.
If it's that tough, why don't
you both get divorced?
She's not ready to agree
on either options.
She's torturing me to the
core, giving me a run-around.
What I did wasn't
that big an issue.
You're up for a bachelors' trip.
You'd be doing the same.
Hey, fucker.
Do you think I'm like you?
I won't do all that.
I'll never cheat on Tanvi.
Okay, why are you
getting so worked up?
Hey! You're getting
worked up, not me.
Okay, was I the
only one at fault?
Wasn't she too?
When my secret was revealed,
didn't I admit my mistake?
Why isn't she admitting
to her mistake?
Hey. What would you
do knowing that?
Then it'll become a big issue.
Just. Hey..
Forget about it.
Just move on.
Who could it be?
Do you have any idea?
Hey! How would I know?
You're crazy.
Please let it go.
Compromise and move on.
One minute.
Hello.
Oh, it's ready, is it? Okay..
Okay, I'll come there.
Thank you so much..
Hey, buddy, my car is fixed.
I'll go and pick that up.
Then, what about Meera?
It doesn't seem like
she'll wake up today.
Even if she does, ask her
to take an auto-rickshaw.
She was the one who
ruined my car.
Let her take an
auto-rickshaw and go home.
Hey! - I'm leaving now..
- Wait for some time.
I will see you in the evening.
Good morning.
Morning.
Where's everyone?
Tanvi has gone shopping.
Santhosh has gone
to get his car.
No one else is at home, is it?
Listen to this joke..
Actually, it's a lame one.
But..
- You tell me. I will decide then.
Okay..
There was a guy who was on a
ladder and hammering a nail..
Hey! That wasn't the joke.
Okay, fine.
Tell me.
When he was hammering the
nail, the hammer fell down.
He then asked the guy
holding the ladder
'Give me the hammer.'
The other guy replied saying
'Why should I do that?'
'I'll come to you and
hand it over to you.'
That was a funny joke.
Was the joke really funny?
How can I help it?
I end up laughing no
matter what you say.
I'm a stand-up comedian.
We tend to get a feedback from
someone before whom we perform.
I'm not able to
trust her feedback.
I end up laughing no
matter what you say.
What can I do?
Due to this, I'm not able
to differentiate between
the good jokes and the bad ones.
She laughed at my joke, so,
I went and performed..
The other day, I was
performing at a bar.
A guy who was damn drunk
stood up and started crying.
Hey!
Why are you laughing now?
I'm cribbing about
my problems here.
Sorry, dear.
When you say it, it really
sounds funny to me.
Did you see that?
I have a show in the evening.
You're confusing me too much.
Hey, all your jokes are good.
You just perform with confidence.
Okay?
I'm going shopping
with Tanvi now.
Once I'm done with shopping,
I'll come to your show. Okay?
Are you going to meet Tanvi?
- Yes, why?
Nothing.
I got to know something.
I shouldn't be telling
you about it.
What's it? What do you know?
Why shouldn't you
tell me about it?
If I do so, I don't know if
it'll become a big issue.
What's it about?
It's about something
that I know about.
Huh?
Ah!
What are you saying?
Raghav and Meera
did this, is it?
Don't scream, damn it.
You're the one who's screaming.
I'm speaking softly.
Sorry..
That's right, it was a
drunken mistake, it seems.
Raghav truly loves Tanvi.
So
Tanvi should never get to
know about this. Okay?
Which one? The fact that
he's in love with her?
Argh!
Tanvi shouldn't get to know
that Raghav slept with Meera.
Is that fine?
How can I not say anything?
What if he had cheated
on her intentionally?
They're about to
get married soon.
But what if it truly was an
one-time drunken mistake?
If you tell her, then their wedding
will be brought to a halt, right?
Okay then.
Why don't we do this?
I'll try to find some
information from Tanvi
to know if their relationship
is really a happy one or not.
Later on, let's decide
whether to tell her or not.
Be careful.
Don't say anything unnecessarily
and then don't screw
up their lives.
He screwed her, that's why I'm
going to screw up his life.
Damn you.
I can't believe that I asked you
for feedback on my jokes till now.
Hey, you won't get
my sense of humour.
Sir, take your hands off it.
- Is it ready?
Sir, why did you come
all the way here?
I would have come
and got the car.
Why did you take the
trouble of coming, here?
No issues, my house is nearby.
I came for a morning walk.
So, I thought of
checking on the car.
Okay.. It was a big help.
It was a timely help.
That's nothing..
- Hey! Do you know him?
He works at Raghav's office.
- Yes, he writes reviews.
That's him, right? - Yes.
Sir, if I spoke something wrong
after getting drunk last night
I'm sorry.
Oh, no! You didn't do
anything of that sort.
What did you speak about?
He didn't say anything
wrong, let it go.
Nothing, buddy, he got divorced,
but I'm not able to get one.
I was frustrated with that
and I was blabbering to him.
Sir, are you divorced?
Yes.
Sorry, sir.
No, it's not an issue.
It's tough to be divorced.
It's like your life is over.
Oh, no, it's not
that bad, I'm okay.
He won't express it. - Oh.
No.. Nothing like that,
I'm really fine.
We shouldn't make a
big issue out of it.
Rather take it in
a positive way.
How can we take this
in a positive way?
One fine day, you had a
wife, a child and a family.
All of a sudden, your
family was broken apart.
You don't have anything now.
Look at you, you're
drinking coffee alone.
Damn!
How can we take this
in a positive way?
You're getting too emotional.
I'm really fine.
Why are you making him feel bad?
I feel sorry for
him on seeing him.
Look, there's nothing
in his life now.
Speaking like this now is not
going to be of any help.
Somehow, I have consoled myself
and have been fine about it.
Look.
He's got sorrows but he
pretends to be happy.
When I think about it,
I feel really sad.
Oh, no, pal, look at
this in a positive way.
Now, I can start a new life.
I can do whatever I like.
Who knows? Maybe
I'll fall in love again.
Correct, sir.
Do you know what
is the worst part?
What's it, buddy?
Who will marry him at this age?
Have you ever thought of it?
Tell me, did you think about it?
Not until now.
I'll go and wash my hands.
Ah. Okay, sir.
Oh, no.
Why did you get him upset?
I have been looking for
him for a long time.
He'd given bad reviews about
Ajith and Vijay's movies.
So, I gave a bad
review on his life.
Divya, I know this
boutique, okay?
They have great collections,
we'll go there first.
Huh?
Cool, bro.
Bro, uh? You're crazy.
Just kidding.
Okay, listen.
How's everything going?
What?
Your wedding planning..
How's Raghav?
Is he making you happy?
Of course, he is.
He has been great, Divya.
Great?
How can you say, he's being
great or not?
He has been extra sweet to me
ever since this whole
wedding preparation began.
And you know what?
It's so surprising to see a guy
so interested in all of this.
One day, we had gone sari shopping.
Okay?
I was just going to call him
in the end to choose a colour.
But he came prepared after having
researched about silk saris.
Kanchipuram silk, Mysore
silk, Thanjavur silk
Ikat, Patola, Bandhani, Paithani
Chandini, Maheshwari,
Baluchari, Tussar.
Amazing, isn't it?
I myself never knew there
were so many varieties.
I wanted to know enough to
help her out in these things.
I know how special these
things are to her.
You're so sweet.
I told him that I wouldn't
mind if he doesn't
involve himself in this.
But he has just been amazing.
He keeps proving why we
are so great together.
Tell me. Why you're
being so nice to me?
What?
Come on, tell me.
Tanu dear, why are you
digging up all this?
Why can't you take it, as it is?
Babe, I was just asking.
No, do I need a reason or
something to be nice to her?
I don't know why
she's so surprised.
No, as though I made a mistake
and I'm making up for it
by being nice to her.
Fuck!
Santhosh is getting suspicious.
Will he find out?
He's a foolish one.
He couldn't have figured out.
Does Tanvi have any
idea about it?
Oh, no.
I can't even imagine about that.
I'm making sure I do
everything to make her happy.
You know she has this
notion of a perfect wedding
perfect relationship.
And I want to make sure that
I give everything to her.
Even if it means that I do
something that I don't like doing.
He's doing everything he can
to make this the perfect dream
wedding that I've always wanted.
And you know what's
the best part?
He loves doing it.
Really
does Raghav like to go for shopping
to buy things for the wedding?
How long do I pretend
to like this wedding shopping?
Even I happen to be a
human being, right?
I'm a guy.
How long can I pretend
to like girlie stuff?
Yes.
Sir, don't worry about
what he spoke to you.
We'll hook you up with a girl.
What do you say, Badri?
- Superb!
Sir, you don't have
to worry anymore.
Here on, Santhosh and
I are your wing-men.
Let this go.
It's really tough to have a
good relationship after this.
Who said anything
about a relationship?
Sir. We're here to hook
you up with women.
But you're blabbering
about relationship.
You don't need a relationship.
We help you hook up, that's it.
What's a perfect relationship?
What's it?
Everyone seems to be silent.
You all don't know, is it?
Seriously, you all
don't know, is it?
You all wouldn't know.
Because there's
nothing of that sort.
For instance
take a girl and a guy who
are enjoying to the core.
If they both want
to get slightly
bored
they will say something
to each other.
That's what is called
a 'Relationship'.
I'll tell you how to find it.
Imagine someone comes
to you and asks
'Hey, buddy, what's up?'
'What's happening between
you two, buddy?'
You'll reply saying
'Uh..'
'We both are going out.'
That's what you'd say.
After hearing that, he'll
be so happy for you.
If at all you
say, 'We're in a relationship'.
Try saying that.
He'll get damn pissed.
He'll get very serious.
Oh!
Okay..
Umm.
He'll walk away saying that..
As if you guys are not happy and
you both are part of a project.
Do you get it now?
This is what is called
a relationship. - Relationship.
But this is the stage where
you can look for symptoms.
There's a stage where
many get admitted in ICU.
Here..
Many must be aware of it.
Marriage, buddy. It's marriage.
I know.
He knows.
You all will know.
A day before, we went
for shopping all day.
Just like always, he
was very enthusiastic
and he was so involved
in everything we did.
And you know, what, Divya?
He always listens to me.
Just a day back, I had mentioned
it to him about this photographer.
He had arranged for
him, right away.
He listens to me like that.
All the time.
Photographer is at the mall.
So, he'll meet us there. - Okay.
Raghav.
We chose this photographer to cover
all our wedding preparations
it was a great idea, right?
That's true, definitely.
Now, we'll have enough footage
for our wedding film.
It would be like a
documentation, right?
Sure..
But you don't mind him
being with us all the time
or is it like an
intrusion to you?
Yes, I do, definitely.
What?
Huh!
Are you even listening?
Baby, the photographer is here.
Look.
I can't be listening
all the time.
But you don't have to either.
He cannot be listening
to you like
all the time.
But he does.
I know, he doesn't have to.
But he does.
If that's true
then
don't you think all
of this is kind of
somewhat weird?
But, Divya, we're in love.
We're just hopelessly in love.
We're very much in love.
But how long can you be
a hopeless romantic?
We're in love for
eight years now.
I'm not perfect.
No one is.
He was right here, where
did he disappear?
Were you listening to
me in the car or not?
No, I.. - Freeze!
Uh.
Don't smile on purpose,
be as you are.
I want to shoot you
guys in candid moments.
So, the usual, 'Smile Please'
I won't say that but
will click randomly.
And my photos
will reflect your love explicitly.
Wait and watch.
How's this?
Raghav?
How's this?
It's good, but..
Babe.
If you apply this, you
will look more pretty.
It'll bring out your
features better.
This is nice, but seems a
bit overpowering, right?
Yes, I think you're right.
This is nice.
I was just about to say that.
Don't we think alike?
Yes.
How's this for the engagement?
It's nice.
Try it on.
Umm.
Hey..
Where are you going?
Candid!
Go there and stand.
Crazy fellow!
How does this look?
What are you doing on the phone?
I was checking on the
phone about it's variant.
It's called 'Lehenga Choli'.
What are you going to
do by knowing that?
So that I can help you pick.
It's looking very nice dear.
Take this one.
Okay. - Okay.
We're perfect for each other.
That's how it is.
Divya.
Since my childhood, I always
dreamt of a perfect marriage
and a perfect wedding, right?
Actually, the most
important thing about it
is a perfect guy and a
perfect relationship.
I'm actually really
glad that I found that.
Wow, dear, I'm so happy for you.
And I can't wait to see
the photos from that day.
I can't show her the
photos from that day.
Why not?
Have a look.
Raghav, how's this?
Raghav?
Raghav, how's this?
I think
if you apply this, you
will look more pretty.
This is nice.
I was just about to say that.
Yes.
Don't we think alike?
Yes.
How does this look?
What are you doing on the phone?
Huh?
Just like the photographer said
your love seems so explicit.
Hey. I really love her.
That's why I'm putting
in so much effort.
No, but, she has this notion
that our relationship
is the most
flawless and the perfect one.
It's tough to live up
to that all the time.
If so much is going
on in her mind
I really, really hope she
never finds out about us.
I swear.
She'll be shattered.
I don't think she can handle it.
I don't want to put
her through that.
Hope all your doubts
got cleared now?
Hey, I wasn't
suspecting anything.
I just want to make sure
that you guys are doing
everything right when
you're taking the big step.
That's it.
So you're happy, right?
Of course, I'm happy.
I've never been
happier in my life.
Okay, so
he's making you happy, right?
Huh?
Oh, okay.
Oh! I got what you are
trying to say now.
You could have asked
me directly, right?
But, uh..
No, we haven't.
Huh? Haven't done what?
She'll never be able to take the
fact that she wasn't my first.
What?
Oh, shit!
We haven't done it, I
mean it's no big deal.
What?
Really?
You both have never done it, is it?
- No.
Both of us agreed to wait for
it, till we get married.
You and Raghav haven't
even for once..
No, we didn't.
Wait..
Do you mean to say that
I was your first ever?
"We caught a glimpse of
them and we fell for them."
"We fell head over heels in
love and had a jolly time."
"We are ignoring
the warning signs"
"and proceeding."
"It turned out to
be a pretence."
"The terms of endearment whispered
was all a pack of lies."
"The love we had for each other"
"doesn't exist now."
"They went to Ooty
on honeymoon."
"She inflicted torture on him."
"Ding.. Dong.. Ding.. Love
is an awesome feeling."
"One damn thing, it is a
never ending suffering."
"Ding.. Dong.. Ding.. Love
is an awesome feeling."
"One damn thing, it is a
never ending suffering."
𝓊𝓃𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓉 E𝒩𝒢LI𝒮H
'Have you both asked each other
to do something you don't like'
'or have been forced not
to do something you like?'
No, we haven't. - Yes.
I don't like to dress
in traditional attire
but he keeps making me do it.
What?
If you wear a sari, you
would look very beautiful.
Why can't you do that?
But it's uncomfortable.
At least, you can wear
a 'Salwar Kameez'.
One other thing.
He pesters me to keep a bindi
on my forehead all the time.
Does anyone wear a bindi when they're
wearing western wear? - Hello!
Tanu, there's a scientific
fact behind it.
When you wear a bindi, it
will be the centre of focus.
If I don't then, will my
face be out of focus?
Are you really taking
a moment to think?
No.. It's looking good.
But
if you wear a bindi, you'll
look more beautiful.
There are many such instances.
She doesn't buy me
ice cream at night.
She doesn't buy me chocolates.
There's a drink, which is green
in colour, what is it called?
He was asking for
a valid reason.
Not stuff that would
give you cholesterol.
What If I'm fine with it?
How can you deny me that?
Yes, right.
If there's nothing, then
say there's nothing.
Shall I cook up something
about you and say?
You won't be able to do that.
Because I don't control you.
I say 'okay' to
everything you say.
Wait..
I've always been the Alpha
in the relationship.
I lay down the rules here.
No..
He always used to think he's
the Alpha in the relationship.
But he never was.
She'll say something.
And then, I'll say something.
Post which there's
no argument at all.
Only what I say, happens.
The thing is
what I want
I'll demand the opposite
of it and ask him.
He'll speak against it
and eventually, that'll
work out in my favour.
Obviously, there will
be no more arguments.
Things happen my way.
I don't have the habit
of manipulating.
I always like to be
straight-forward.
You should do what you like and
shouldn't do what you don't.
If you can't, then there's
no point in living.
You need to have a
strong hold over them.
A strong one.
It's called inception.
Hey, I have one.
She never lets me
win at anything.
Nonsense, nothing like that.
It's exactly like that.
It's not like I don't
let you win and all.
Then?
- It's just that you can't.
"Ding.. Dong.. Ding.. Love
is an awesome feeling."
"One damn thing"
"it is a never
ending suffering."
'As I'm Suffering from Love'
Okay then, I'll leave.
I'm going shopping with Divya.
Are you going to office today?
It's Sunday, why would
I have to work?
Oh..
Are Meera and Santhosh
still asleep?
Yes. I think they're still
hung-over from last night's party.
I don't know why they
can't patch things up.
They were in a relationship
for five years.
Yes.
They were madly in love.
How did that turn into such
strong hate overnight?
You know, what? - Hmm.
You won't believe this.
I asked this exact
question to Meera.
We think so alike, right?
When did you speak to Meera?
I mean..
I mean..
Last night, you guys were
the ones who sent me
to help her out
and bring her to
the dinner table.
Okay.
But anyway
not everyone can be like us.
- Huh?
Good Morning. - Oh, hi.
Did I oversleep?
That's okay, it's Sunday.
Shall I make coffee?
Please prepare coffee.
I feel damn hung-over.
Okay, so, I have to pick Divya up.
- Bye. - I'll see you guys.
Is Meera still asleep?
Yes, she was too intoxicated.
We had two more pegs
after having dinner.
If not, it's very hard to
even look at each other.
We seem to be allergic to
even look at each other.
If it's that tough, why don't
you both get divorced?
She's not ready to agree
on either options.
She's torturing me to the
core, giving me a run-around.
What I did wasn't
that big an issue.
You're up for a bachelors' trip.
You'd be doing the same.
Hey, fucker.
Do you think I'm like you?
I won't do all that.
I'll never cheat on Tanvi.
Okay, why are you
getting so worked up?
Hey! You're getting
worked up, not me.
Okay, was I the
only one at fault?
Wasn't she too?
When my secret was revealed,
didn't I admit my mistake?
Why isn't she admitting
to her mistake?
Hey. What would you
do knowing that?
Then it'll become a big issue.
Just. Hey..
Forget about it.
Just move on.
Who could it be?
Do you have any idea?
Hey! How would I know?
You're crazy.
Please let it go.
Compromise and move on.
One minute.
Hello.
Oh, it's ready, is it? Okay..
Okay, I'll come there.
Thank you so much..
Hey, buddy, my car is fixed.
I'll go and pick that up.
Then, what about Meera?
It doesn't seem like
she'll wake up today.
Even if she does, ask her
to take an auto-rickshaw.
She was the one who
ruined my car.
Let her take an
auto-rickshaw and go home.
Hey! - I'm leaving now..
- Wait for some time.
I will see you in the evening.
Good morning.
Morning.
Where's everyone?
Tanvi has gone shopping.
Santhosh has gone
to get his car.
No one else is at home, is it?
Listen to this joke..
Actually, it's a lame one.
But..
- You tell me. I will decide then.
Okay..
There was a guy who was on a
ladder and hammering a nail..
Hey! That wasn't the joke.
Okay, fine.
Tell me.
When he was hammering the
nail, the hammer fell down.
He then asked the guy
holding the ladder
'Give me the hammer.'
The other guy replied saying
'Why should I do that?'
'I'll come to you and
hand it over to you.'
That was a funny joke.
Was the joke really funny?
How can I help it?
I end up laughing no
matter what you say.
I'm a stand-up comedian.
We tend to get a feedback from
someone before whom we perform.
I'm not able to
trust her feedback.
I end up laughing no
matter what you say.
What can I do?
Due to this, I'm not able
to differentiate between
the good jokes and the bad ones.
She laughed at my joke, so,
I went and performed..
The other day, I was
performing at a bar.
A guy who was damn drunk
stood up and started crying.
Hey!
Why are you laughing now?
I'm cribbing about
my problems here.
Sorry, dear.
When you say it, it really
sounds funny to me.
Did you see that?
I have a show in the evening.
You're confusing me too much.
Hey, all your jokes are good.
You just perform with confidence.
Okay?
I'm going shopping
with Tanvi now.
Once I'm done with shopping,
I'll come to your show. Okay?
Are you going to meet Tanvi?
- Yes, why?
Nothing.
I got to know something.
I shouldn't be telling
you about it.
What's it? What do you know?
Why shouldn't you
tell me about it?
If I do so, I don't know if
it'll become a big issue.
What's it about?
It's about something
that I know about.
Huh?
Ah!
What are you saying?
Raghav and Meera
did this, is it?
Don't scream, damn it.
You're the one who's screaming.
I'm speaking softly.
Sorry..
That's right, it was a
drunken mistake, it seems.
Raghav truly loves Tanvi.
So
Tanvi should never get to
know about this. Okay?
Which one? The fact that
he's in love with her?
Argh!
Tanvi shouldn't get to know
that Raghav slept with Meera.
Is that fine?
How can I not say anything?
What if he had cheated
on her intentionally?
They're about to
get married soon.
But what if it truly was an
one-time drunken mistake?
If you tell her, then their wedding
will be brought to a halt, right?
Okay then.
Why don't we do this?
I'll try to find some
information from Tanvi
to know if their relationship
is really a happy one or not.
Later on, let's decide
whether to tell her or not.
Be careful.
Don't say anything unnecessarily
and then don't screw
up their lives.
He screwed her, that's why I'm
going to screw up his life.
Damn you.
I can't believe that I asked you
for feedback on my jokes till now.
Hey, you won't get
my sense of humour.
Sir, take your hands off it.
- Is it ready?
Sir, why did you come
all the way here?
I would have come
and got the car.
Why did you take the
trouble of coming, here?
No issues, my house is nearby.
I came for a morning walk.
So, I thought of
checking on the car.
Okay.. It was a big help.
It was a timely help.
That's nothing..
- Hey! Do you know him?
He works at Raghav's office.
- Yes, he writes reviews.
That's him, right? - Yes.
Sir, if I spoke something wrong
after getting drunk last night
I'm sorry.
Oh, no! You didn't do
anything of that sort.
What did you speak about?
He didn't say anything
wrong, let it go.
Nothing, buddy, he got divorced,
but I'm not able to get one.
I was frustrated with that
and I was blabbering to him.
Sir, are you divorced?
Yes.
Sorry, sir.
No, it's not an issue.
It's tough to be divorced.
It's like your life is over.
Oh, no, it's not
that bad, I'm okay.
He won't express it. - Oh.
No.. Nothing like that,
I'm really fine.
We shouldn't make a
big issue out of it.
Rather take it in
a positive way.
How can we take this
in a positive way?
One fine day, you had a
wife, a child and a family.
All of a sudden, your
family was broken apart.
You don't have anything now.
Look at you, you're
drinking coffee alone.
Damn!
How can we take this
in a positive way?
You're getting too emotional.
I'm really fine.
Why are you making him feel bad?
I feel sorry for
him on seeing him.
Look, there's nothing
in his life now.
Speaking like this now is not
going to be of any help.
Somehow, I have consoled myself
and have been fine about it.
Look.
He's got sorrows but he
pretends to be happy.
When I think about it,
I feel really sad.
Oh, no, pal, look at
this in a positive way.
Now, I can start a new life.
I can do whatever I like.
Who knows? Maybe
I'll fall in love again.
Correct, sir.
Do you know what
is the worst part?
What's it, buddy?
Who will marry him at this age?
Have you ever thought of it?
Tell me, did you think about it?
Not until now.
I'll go and wash my hands.
Ah. Okay, sir.
Oh, no.
Why did you get him upset?
I have been looking for
him for a long time.
He'd given bad reviews about
Ajith and Vijay's movies.
So, I gave a bad
review on his life.
Divya, I know this
boutique, okay?
They have great collections,
we'll go there first.
Huh?
Cool, bro.
Bro, uh? You're crazy.
Just kidding.
Okay, listen.
How's everything going?
What?
Your wedding planning..
How's Raghav?
Is he making you happy?
Of course, he is.
He has been great, Divya.
Great?
How can you say, he's being
great or not?
He has been extra sweet to me
ever since this whole
wedding preparation began.
And you know what?
It's so surprising to see a guy
so interested in all of this.
One day, we had gone sari shopping.
Okay?
I was just going to call him
in the end to choose a colour.
But he came prepared after having
researched about silk saris.
Kanchipuram silk, Mysore
silk, Thanjavur silk
Ikat, Patola, Bandhani, Paithani
Chandini, Maheshwari,
Baluchari, Tussar.
Amazing, isn't it?
I myself never knew there
were so many varieties.
I wanted to know enough to
help her out in these things.
I know how special these
things are to her.
You're so sweet.
I told him that I wouldn't
mind if he doesn't
involve himself in this.
But he has just been amazing.
He keeps proving why we
are so great together.
Tell me. Why you're
being so nice to me?
What?
Come on, tell me.
Tanu dear, why are you
digging up all this?
Why can't you take it, as it is?
Babe, I was just asking.
No, do I need a reason or
something to be nice to her?
I don't know why
she's so surprised.
No, as though I made a mistake
and I'm making up for it
by being nice to her.
Fuck!
Santhosh is getting suspicious.
Will he find out?
He's a foolish one.
He couldn't have figured out.
Does Tanvi have any
idea about it?
Oh, no.
I can't even imagine about that.
I'm making sure I do
everything to make her happy.
You know she has this
notion of a perfect wedding
perfect relationship.
And I want to make sure that
I give everything to her.
Even if it means that I do
something that I don't like doing.
He's doing everything he can
to make this the perfect dream
wedding that I've always wanted.
And you know what's
the best part?
He loves doing it.
Really
does Raghav like to go for shopping
to buy things for the wedding?
How long do I pretend
to like this wedding shopping?
Even I happen to be a
human being, right?
I'm a guy.
How long can I pretend
to like girlie stuff?
Yes.
Sir, don't worry about
what he spoke to you.
We'll hook you up with a girl.
What do you say, Badri?
- Superb!
Sir, you don't have
to worry anymore.
Here on, Santhosh and
I are your wing-men.
Let this go.
It's really tough to have a
good relationship after this.
Who said anything
about a relationship?
Sir. We're here to hook
you up with women.
But you're blabbering
about relationship.
You don't need a relationship.
We help you hook up, that's it.
What's a perfect relationship?
What's it?
Everyone seems to be silent.
You all don't know, is it?
Seriously, you all
don't know, is it?
You all wouldn't know.
Because there's
nothing of that sort.
For instance
take a girl and a guy who
are enjoying to the core.
If they both want
to get slightly
bored
they will say something
to each other.
That's what is called
a 'Relationship'.
I'll tell you how to find it.
Imagine someone comes
to you and asks
'Hey, buddy, what's up?'
'What's happening between
you two, buddy?'
You'll reply saying
'Uh..'
'We both are going out.'
That's what you'd say.
After hearing that, he'll
be so happy for you.
If at all you
say, 'We're in a relationship'.
Try saying that.
He'll get damn pissed.
He'll get very serious.
Oh!
Okay..
Umm.
He'll walk away saying that..
As if you guys are not happy and
you both are part of a project.
Do you get it now?
This is what is called
a relationship. - Relationship.
But this is the stage where
you can look for symptoms.
There's a stage where
many get admitted in ICU.
Here..
Many must be aware of it.
Marriage, buddy. It's marriage.
I know.
He knows.
You all will know.
A day before, we went
for shopping all day.
Just like always, he
was very enthusiastic
and he was so involved
in everything we did.
And you know, what, Divya?
He always listens to me.
Just a day back, I had mentioned
it to him about this photographer.
He had arranged for
him, right away.
He listens to me like that.
All the time.
Photographer is at the mall.
So, he'll meet us there. - Okay.
Raghav.
We chose this photographer to cover
all our wedding preparations
it was a great idea, right?
That's true, definitely.
Now, we'll have enough footage
for our wedding film.
It would be like a
documentation, right?
Sure..
But you don't mind him
being with us all the time
or is it like an
intrusion to you?
Yes, I do, definitely.
What?
Huh!
Are you even listening?
Baby, the photographer is here.
Look.
I can't be listening
all the time.
But you don't have to either.
He cannot be listening
to you like
all the time.
But he does.
I know, he doesn't have to.
But he does.
If that's true
then
don't you think all
of this is kind of
somewhat weird?
But, Divya, we're in love.
We're just hopelessly in love.
We're very much in love.
But how long can you be
a hopeless romantic?
We're in love for
eight years now.
I'm not perfect.
No one is.
He was right here, where
did he disappear?
Were you listening to
me in the car or not?
No, I.. - Freeze!
Uh.
Don't smile on purpose,
be as you are.
I want to shoot you
guys in candid moments.
So, the usual, 'Smile Please'
I won't say that but
will click randomly.
And my photos
will reflect your love explicitly.
Wait and watch.
How's this?
Raghav?
How's this?
It's good, but..
Babe.
If you apply this, you
will look more pretty.
It'll bring out your
features better.
This is nice, but seems a
bit overpowering, right?
Yes, I think you're right.
This is nice.
I was just about to say that.
Don't we think alike?
Yes.
How's this for the engagement?
It's nice.
Try it on.
Umm.
Hey..
Where are you going?
Candid!
Go there and stand.
Crazy fellow!
How does this look?
What are you doing on the phone?
I was checking on the
phone about it's variant.
It's called 'Lehenga Choli'.
What are you going to
do by knowing that?
So that I can help you pick.
It's looking very nice dear.
Take this one.
Okay. - Okay.
We're perfect for each other.
That's how it is.
Divya.
Since my childhood, I always
dreamt of a perfect marriage
and a perfect wedding, right?
Actually, the most
important thing about it
is a perfect guy and a
perfect relationship.
I'm actually really
glad that I found that.
Wow, dear, I'm so happy for you.
And I can't wait to see
the photos from that day.
I can't show her the
photos from that day.
Why not?
Have a look.
Raghav, how's this?
Raghav?
Raghav, how's this?
I think
if you apply this, you
will look more pretty.
This is nice.
I was just about to say that.
Yes.
Don't we think alike?
Yes.
How does this look?
What are you doing on the phone?
Huh?
Just like the photographer said
your love seems so explicit.
Hey. I really love her.
That's why I'm putting
in so much effort.
No, but, she has this notion
that our relationship
is the most
flawless and the perfect one.
It's tough to live up
to that all the time.
If so much is going
on in her mind
I really, really hope she
never finds out about us.
I swear.
She'll be shattered.
I don't think she can handle it.
I don't want to put
her through that.
Hope all your doubts
got cleared now?
Hey, I wasn't
suspecting anything.
I just want to make sure
that you guys are doing
everything right when
you're taking the big step.
That's it.
So you're happy, right?
Of course, I'm happy.
I've never been
happier in my life.
Okay, so
he's making you happy, right?
Huh?
Oh, okay.
Oh! I got what you are
trying to say now.
You could have asked
me directly, right?
But, uh..
No, we haven't.
Huh? Haven't done what?
She'll never be able to take the
fact that she wasn't my first.
What?
Oh, shit!
We haven't done it, I
mean it's no big deal.
What?
Really?
You both have never done it, is it?
- No.
Both of us agreed to wait for
it, till we get married.
You and Raghav haven't
even for once..
No, we didn't.
Wait..
Do you mean to say that
I was your first ever?
"We caught a glimpse of
them and we fell for them."
"We fell head over heels in
love and had a jolly time."
"We are ignoring
the warning signs"
"and proceeding."
"It turned out to
be a pretence."
"The terms of endearment whispered
was all a pack of lies."
"The love we had for each other"
"doesn't exist now."
"They went to Ooty
on honeymoon."
"She inflicted torture on him."
"Ding.. Dong.. Ding.. Love
is an awesome feeling."
"One damn thing, it is a
never ending suffering."
"Ding.. Dong.. Ding.. Love
is an awesome feeling."
"One damn thing, it is a
never ending suffering."