As I Am Suffering from Kadhal (2017): Season 1, Episode 5 - Suffering from external problems - full transcript

𝒯𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓈𝓁𝒶𝓉e
𝓊𝓃𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓉 E𝒩𝒢LI𝒮H

'Has an external force
caused a problem'

'in your relationship
till date?'

What.. What do you mean?

'I mean, apart from you two'

'has there been an
external issue'

'which caused a problem
in your relationship?'

External Force, uh?

Oh! You mean, other
than Nee Vaa Sui?

Oh, I know what you mean.

But, never.



If there's a fight
in our relationship

it is only caused because of us.

Either he says something
and I get angry.

Or he does something
and I get angry.

Or? - Or..

He doesn't do something
and I get angry.

It's always like that.

It's always like that.

She's a perfect girl.

Right, Tanvi?

Shut up, I know what
you're hinting at.

Okay, I am not perfect.

I'm the one who's
getting angry, right?

So I'm not perfect.



Sometimes, I pick a
fight with my parents.

Due to that, I'll throw
tantrums at him.

That's right. I
won't respect that.

And I will keep mocking her.

Later, I'll get whacked by her.

Then

we'll apologise endlessly
annoying each other.

Oh, my God!

What are we going to tell them?

How are we going to
make them understand?

You've already told
them about us.

So, the hard part is done.

What do you mean by,
hard part is done?

I've just told them that
we're in love, that's it.

I haven't told them yet that we
are in a live-in relationship

and that we are not
going to get married.

They'll understand, don't worry.

Even people from our own age group
are unable to understand this.

How will my parents
understand all of this?

With no option left

I've told my parents
about our relationship.

'Is that so, why?'

They had seen a match for
me on Tamil Matrimony.

They've spoken to his parents
and had made a decision too.

They're damn sure that
he's perfect for me.

You should look at his bio
data in the Matrimony.

'I'm a cool guy'

'looking for a homely wife.'

He's cool, but requires
a wife who's homely.

He has done a lame
photo shoot for this.

Hey! Cool!

It's not funny.

What? It is funny.

Actually, it's very funny. Wait,
I'll show you another one.

"Ding.. Dong.. Ding.. Love
is an awesome feeling."

"One damn thing"

"it is a never
ending suffering."

'As I'm Suffering from Love'

Wear the seat belt.

Then don't blame me,
when I apply brake.

Seat belt is not enough
to save me from you.

Hey, shut the hell up. The sound
of the alarm is better than this.

Why are we going to this
counselling session now?

What better is going
to come out of this?

Aren't you aware that no one
can save our relationship?

There's no use.

Then?

It should seem to others
that we're trying our best.

What? - For that.

What nonsense is this?

So, we are attending this counselling
session for namesake, is it?

Is the counsellor a
male or a female?

It's a lady.

I knew it.

You'll play a victim
in her presence.

And she'll look at me as if I'm the
worst villain. You want that, right?

She's a psychiatrist.

If she gets you right, I'm
not responsible for that.

Haven't you already had
a session with her?

I did.

What did the diagnosis say?

Did it say that you're a bitch?

It read, 'Submissive victim
needs to take control.'

Wear your seat belt, damn it.

'You've just reached
now, is it?'

'I did ask you to leave half
an hour earlier, right?'

'Drat! I have work.'

'If not, I would've taken her.'
- No.

I'm on time. There's still time
left for the school to start.

'I don't know about that.'

'Smriti's teacher
wanted to meet you.'

'Check with her.' - Me?

Why?

'I knew you'd ask this.'

'You'll teach all foul
things to our child.'

'And then you will pretend
as if you're unaware of it.'

What did I teach her?

'Why don't you ask her?'

Dear.

What happened at school?

Oh, that.

My teacher, Devi

asked a question at
school yesterday.

What did she ask?

That's what..

Dad, she asked, 'What
profession will you all'

'like to pursue when
you all grow up?'

What did you reply to that?

I said what you had taught me.

I taught you, is it?

What did you say?

That's what, Dad.

Once I grow up

and only if I like, I
can have bad drinks.

But I should never
drive after having it.

'Did you hear that? Look what a
bad influence you're on her.'

Hey, the context under which
I taught her was different.

You just shut up.

Then what did the
teacher say to it?

To that, my teacher

asked me, 'Who taught
you all this?'

To which I right away
said, 'It was my dad.'

Post which, my teacher said

'I want to meet your dad.'

'You better handle this
well at school today.'

I will, you cool down.

'Oh, and this not over yet, uh.'

'We need to talk about this.'

'I'm not at all
happy about this.'

'You're so irresponsible.'

'I'm very fed up of this
careless attitude.'

'Meet me after school and talk.'

'We really need to talk, Bala.'

Dad, was my mom working
as a maths teacher?

No, dear.

Why do you ask?

No, my maths teacher
is also like this

she will keep screaming at the
students who have failed.

Okay, shall we go and
meet your teacher?

Tanu, dear.

Do you think the same
photographer is okay for our

pre-engagement photo shoot?

Don't you think he was
a little too candid?

But that's what we want.

We'll be casual and he'll
take candid pictures of us.

Also, I think we need more pictures
of us being close together.

Close, uh? - Hmm.

Close as in?

You mean kissing and stuff?

Yes.

Okay. I mean, if you're
okay with kissing and

making out in front of the
camera, then I guess..

I'm cool with it. But

are you? - Of course.

I'm always up for
making out with you.

You and Raghav haven't
done it even once?

No, we didn't.

Who imposed this rule?

Both of us.

Come on.

Would a guy

say 'No' to sex before marriage?

You would've said so.

That's why he would have nodded
his head saying, 'Okay, madam.'

Do you think so? - Of course.

I'm always up for
making out with you.

I mean. More the
better actually.

This live-in relationship and

that we're not going
to get married..

All this is yet be told.

They'll understand all of this.

People from our age group are
not getting what we're doing.

How will my parents
understand all of this?

We will make them understand.

We'll sit them down and make
them understand logically.

Badri. They're parents.

They have their own logic.

And.. Even when I
do something right

they'll find a way to
point out mistakes.

And now this.

I don't know how to tell them
and make them understand.

I don't get it.

Why do we have to tell
them everything now?

For now, we will just tell
them that we're in love.

It's enough if they
like me at the moment.

We will let it rest
at that for now.

This live-in and other stuff, we'll
decide when to break it to them.

That makes sense.

For now, it'll be great if
they stop hunting for a groom.

And for that, it's more than
enough if they like you.

Chill, babe..

How can you stay so
chilled all the time?

Stop it.

It's irritating.

What a waste of time.

Shut up.

I think she's here.

Hi, I'm Archana.

I'll be handling
the session today.

Have a seat..
- Oh, that's awesome.

Thank you, thank you so much.

My name is Santhosh.
- That's lovely.

Please.. - Please sit down.

Where's Ms. Chandra?

Oh, my mom has gone
for a conference.

A sudden plan.

She asked me to step in today.

Don't worry.

Even I'm a qualified
psychiatrist.

And I'm her daughter.

So, I'll be doing
your session today.

That's great.

I'll be very happy to

do it with you.

Yuck!

Okay, ma'am.

Thank you so much.

I'm glad that we met
and cleared this up.

Here on, please be careful about
what you teach your child.

Okay, thank you. - Thank you.

Done.

Smriti. What happened?

Sorry, Dad.

Why are you sorry? Why?

It's because of me that you had
to get chided from my teacher

my mom and from others as well.

Why would the teacher scold me?

So, it was just my mom
who scolded you, is it?

Yes, damn.

Now, I'm going to meet your mom.

I'll go and tell her

that the problem has
been solved, that's it.

Does my mom dislike
talking to you, Dad?

Why do you ask that?

The only reason my mom is speaking
to you is because I'm there.

If I wasn't here, she would have
stopped talking to you for good

he said so.

Who said that?

The new dad.

New dad?

When I asked who he was,
that's what my mom told me.

Look here, dear.

Whatever happens,
I'm your only dad.

Do you get it? Understood?

Hmm.

So, tell me. What's going
on between the two of you?

Uh.. Between us?

There's nothing between us.
We're not a couple at all.

Actually, I'm very much
single and available.

But I thought you were married.

He's just joking.

We're married and
deeply in love.

We just seemed to be having some

communication problems.

But we don't like to
talk about it, you know?

See what I mean?

So, I think there's a conflict
of ideas between the two of you.

Santhosh.

What's your opinion?

Uh..

I think your eyes
are very beautiful.

Thank you.

But what I meant was

what do you think is the problem
between the two of you?

She's just not my
type, you know.

That's it, basically.

Huh.

So, what is your type then?

If you ask me about my type

smart, sophisticated,
powerful and beautiful women

who are in jobs that need a
lot of learning, you know.

Lawyer. Doctor.

Psychiatrist.

For instance, someone like you.

You're exactly my type.

Is it?

Yes.

Do you have a boyfriend?

No, I don't.

I just broke up actually.

Aww!

I'm so sorry, let me hold your hand.
Are you okay?

Can we just get back to
our relationship, please?

Of course. - Thank you.

Badri. - Hmm.

My dad

will behave a bit
seriously and be strict.

Don't get scared looking at it.

He used to be a headmaster,
since then he's like that.

In fact, his school students
too are scared looking at him.

Even I'm scared of headmasters.

So

Why should I be scared
of your father?

Hey, nothing like that,
I'm just saying.

In fact

I'm not scared of headmasters

except for one.

When I was in 6th grade

a headmaster was temporarily
appointed at that time.

As long as he was there, he kept

targeting me and tortured me.

I was scared only of him.

Hey.

Are you just talking
random stuff

just to forget what
situation you're in?

I know where we are.

Babe. Chill, I'll take care.

Hey, don't call me 'Babe'
when we're at my house.

Cool, babe.

Good morning, sir.

I'm always up for
making out with you.

I mean, more the
better actually.

What do you mean, the
more the better?

You don't think we
make out enough?

No.. I didn't mean that.

Are you sure? - Yes.

Okay.

What's your take on that?

Do you think we should
take it to the next level?

Next level?

Umm. Do you mean

do it.. Uh?

Yes. Umm.

Maybe.

Actually..

I thought of it too.

I mean, the idea of
waiting until the wedding

the reason for me to
have this principle

was that our first time
should be with our soulmates.

In our case, it's
already decided.

I will be your first
and you'll be mine.

Do you mean to say that

I was your first ever?

Yes.. Correct.

Correct.
- So, what do you think?

Let's do it.. - Let's not do it.

Oh! - Shit.

Okay.

Okay. I have to ask you this.

Is it really okay for
marriage counsellors

to wear short skirts like this?

Oh!

I grew up in America, so I'm used
to wearing clothes like this.

Why? Is it making
you uncomfortable?

Yes. - Not at all.

Your legs are hot.

Oh! Thank you.

Okay, that's it!

This is not going well.

What? Why? Are you jealous?

So, does that mean
you still like me?

Nonsense. I don't like you.

Is that true?

Then why are you
both still together?

Answer the question, Meera.

If you don't like me, why
are we still together?

Answer the hot counsellor.

I meant to say

that I don't like you
gawking at other girls.

Because I'm deeply
in love with you.

Oh! Is that so? - Okay.

Okay, let's do this.

Let's just stop talking
about the negatives.

Meera. What do you
like about Santhosh?

This is interesting.

Tell us, Meera. If you don't
like anything about me

doing this session or being
together has no meaning.

We can just get a divorce
and move on, right?

No, there is.

Really?

Yes.

Santhosh is very caring.

Very thoughtful.

Whenever I need something

he'll sense it
even before I ask.

He's very romantic.

And in such a situation

he makes me feel very special.

He has a great sense of humour.

I... Only when I was with him

I've laughed a lot in my life.

He also makes a lot
of sacrifices for me.

And.. The best part is

he'll do everything
without my knowledge.

You know? So that I don't
feel bad about it.

There's a lot more.

So, yes.

He's a great guy.

That's great.

So, basically, she's trying to say,
you and I will be a great couple.

Isn't it, Meera?

Balls to you.

Hey. - Meera, wait, the
session is not over.

I'll go get her. - Santhosh.

Hey, sorry, I think I
went a little overboard

I was just trying to..
- No, that's fine.

So, this is my card.

Call me.

Oh, so you're interested?

Call me for another session.

Oh.

Now, go! - Oh, yes.

Meera.. Wait for a minute. Stop.

Of course, every relationship faces
problems from external sources.

If there are no problems
in your relationship

others can cause problems
between you both.

Because there are no
problems between you both.

Look here, Smriti.

Now, no one is facing a
problem because of you.

Okay?

You're the most important
thing in my life.

The same holds good for your mom.
We both love you to bits.

Keep that in mind.

The new guy whom your mom
is about to get married to

he doesn't know much about you.

That's why he spoke that way.

Now, you don't worry
about anything.

Okay, is that fine?

Okay. You're getting
late for class.

Okay? Come on, let's go.

Here! - Yes!

"We caught a glimpse of
them and we fell for them."

"We fell head over heels in
love and had a jolly time."

"We are ignoring
the warning signs"

"and proceeding."

"It turned out to be a pretence.
- Yes!"

"The terms of endearment whispered
was all a pack of lies."

"The love we had for each other"

"doesn't exist now."

"They went to Ooty
on honeymoon."

"She inflicted torture on him."

"Ding.. Dong.. Ding.. Love
is an awesome feeling."

"One damn thing"

"it is a never
ending suffering."

"Ding.. Dong.. Ding.. Love
is an awesome feeling."

"One damn thing"

"it is a never
ending suffering."