As I Am Suffering from Kadhal (2017): Season 1, Episode 2 - Suffering from chaos - full transcript

𝒯𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓈𝓁𝒶𝓉e
𝓊𝓃𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓉 E𝒩𝒢LI𝒮H

I'm really glad I found Tanvi.

The process of impressing a girl
when you're single is tiring.

Oh, God.

Approaching a girl

that too, a girl whom you really like
and then talking to her is tough.

A guy whom you despise
comes to you and

keeps talking and tortures you.

Do you know how tough it
is to handle such guys?

Hi.

My name is Badri.



I'm a graphic designer and

a stand-up comedian.

I didn't stutter while
saying this to you.

Ask a guy to say the same
thing to a beautiful girl.

Hi.

My name is Graphic
Designer and I'm a Badri.

Argh!

Hi, Santhosh.

My name is Santhosh.

Damn, I'll try some other day.

Hi, I'm Raghav.

Okay, so?

Oh.. Sorry, nothing, madam.

Hi.



Hi!

My name is Priya and you are?

My name is..

Sorry, you caught me off guard.
I forgot my name.

Hi, I'm Raghav. - Fuck off.

Okay!

There are four kind of guys

that we girls have to deal
with on a daily basis.

No. 1.

The creepy stalker.

Hi, Tanvi.

Hi, Tanvi.

Oh, no! Damn you, you sprayed
it right into my eyes. Oh, no.

Oh, no.

They will stalk you on Facebook.

No. 2 are the persistent ones.

Never say never.

Hi!

Do you want to have a cup of
coffee with me this evening?

Umm. No.

I'm sorry. - Tea?

No, I meant..

I'm not interested.

I hope you understand.

What about lunch?

Dude!

I'm never going out with you.

Don't you get it? Like never.

Okay, dinner is fine with me.

Hey, don't you get
what I'm saying?

I'm never going out with you.

Get this straight.

Okay, I'll check with
you tomorrow then.

No. 3 are the
overconfident guys.

Hi, babe.

How about tonight? Let's
go to Zara at 9 p.m.?

Excuse me?

I'll pick you up.

See you in the evening.

Who are you?

Hey! What about your dinner?
Let's have dinner together.

Ah..

It's just that I can help
you with this project.

Moreover, you have a lot to learn
from me about this, right?

Sir, I can't have
dinner with you.

I have to attend a party.

Party?

Is a party being thrown
without my knowledge?

Am I not invited to that party?

Oh, no, sir!

That's your kid's
birthday party.

Your wife was the
one who invited me.

Didn't she invite you?

How did she get
to know about it?

No. 4 are the insanely
nervous guys.

Hi.

'My name is graphic
designer, I'm a Badri.'

Uh?

Shit!

So, we don't really get a chance
to look for a guy and choose

because we're constantly
bombarded by guys hitting on us

all the time.

The single guys

the committed guys and
even married guys..

They're all hitting on us.

To filter these out is a big
task by itself, one gets tired

amongst those, if at all
a nice guy comes along

the chances of us
bumping into him

is a very bleak one.

We are persistent.

I wasn't talking about
you, you prick!

Love you too.

'But now, technology
has developed a lot'

'and there are many
social networking sites.'

Technology is of no use.

I've tried everything.

Tinder, Facebook, Twitter,
Gmail, WhatsApp, Orkut

Flipkart, Amazon, Behindwoods,
IndiaGlitz, Zomato, Temple Run..

I have tried each one of them.

They are all means
to get disappointed.

Facebook and Twitter?

Even if we send Mars Rover

to Mars, we won't find our Mr.
Perfect.

"Ding.. Dong.. Ding.. Love
is an awesome feeling."

"One damn thing"

"is that to me, it is a
never ending suffering."

'As I'm Suffering from Love'

Yay! - Cheers.. - Cheers!

Woohoo!
- Let's get the party started.

Woohoo! - Woohoo!

Oh, my God!

Bloody wretch!

Fuck..

Fuck! Fucking bitch, what
did you do to my car?

Hey, get up.

Oh, my God!

Fuck!

Fucking psycho.

Why the hell did you do this?'

I said.. - That's my cousin
Santhosh and his wife Meera.

I did it purposely.. - Hey..

I'm going to fucking kill you..
- Careful.

Come..

Do you have the guts to hit me?

I'll file a domestic abuse
case and get you arrested.

Bloody, get lost.

Hey.. I can do whatever I wish.

You can't do anything about it.

Hey, Meera..

Meera, you're bleeding.

You sustained a head
injury by yourself.

Oh, no!

Somebody take her in
and check her out.

No one will check her out.
She looks average.

Hey.. Fuck off, you fuck Face.
- Divya.

Come here. - Fuck off, bitch.

Oh, God, my car
has been smashed.

Wretch! How could
she ruin my car?

What the hell is
going on, Raghav?

Dear, Tanu, I was going to
tell you about this earlier.

They're having issues
with their marriage.

Then why did you invite them?

How can I say 'no' to them?
They wanted to come.

Look what a mess it is now.

D-Don't worry, baby,
I'll clear it up now.

B-Boss!

Clear this right away.

Set this back up. Thank you.

So I guess, it's
an open bar then.

This wasn't part of the plan.

Ok, so.. It was a plan
to make an entry.

No.

The plan was that
only he gets hurt.

What do you mean?

But isn't he your husband?

Yes!

What happened between you two?

Well..

We got married.

Oh!

Yes, of course.

Okay. Take care, okay? I'll see you..
- Hey.. Babe.

I'm not finished yet.

Have I seen you somewhere?

Aren't you Tanvi's friend?

Yes. I'm Divya.

I attended your wedding too.

But I don't think
you'll remember that.

You were drunk on that day.

But I have to say..

Your wedding was so much fun.

Well.

It was not so much fun for me.

Are you single?

No, I have a boyfriend.

One piece of advice.

Make sure

you always have an eye
on your boyfriend.

You'll need to do it.

They'll woo you, saying

'Dear, honey, dearest'

'sweetie, baby,
Barbie doll, angel.'

They'll address you using
such terms of endearment.

But it's a trap.

It's a trap!

Badri doesn't behave as such.

He's a very sweet guy.

And he's very innocent.

If you take pity on him

he'll pretend to be innocent to
another girl and woo that girl too.

Are you done with your work?

'Yes, I'm done, why?'

Nothing.

Can you come and get Smriti?

We're not home, but
at Raghav's party.

'You've taken Smriti
to that party, is it?'

Yes.

'Hey! Everyone will be
consuming alcohol over there.'

'Why did you take her there?'

That's why I called you up now.

She can't stay here, can you
please come and pick her up?

'You're unbelievable.'

Okay, I'm coming
there right away.

You just keep her away
from all those drunkards.

You take the car now.

I'll pick it up tomorrow
once it's fixed.

Okay, sir. - Thank you.

Thank you, boss.

Don't think I'm saying
this because I'm drunk.

But I won't forget
this favour forever.

No.. That's fine.. - Yes.

You're great, sir.

No.. No problem. - Superb.

Tonight, you and your wife
crash at Raghav's place.

That'll be better.

Wife?

Sir, she's not just my wife.

She's more like a ghost who has come
down to torture me persistently.

Sir, you're a film
reviewer right?

Yes.

Have you watched a
Korean horror film?

In that film, a female ghost

constantly clings on
to the hero's neck

and tortures him mercilessly.

I'm in the same situation, sir.

Haven't you seen that movie yet?

No.

Being a film reviewer, how can
you not watch a Korean film?

How will you review movies
without watching a Korean film?

Everyone is lifting
scenes from Korean films.

Sorry, boss.

Sir, if you don't
mind me asking..

You're divorced, right?

Yes.

How did you manage to
drive your wife away?

Oh, no.

Let it be. Why must
we discuss it now?

Just tell me, sir.

No, I'm not too comfortable
talking about it.

But I'm comfortable, sir.

It's okay, let's not discuss it.

Sir!

I'm not letting you
go until you say it.

It's better you say it.

Moreover, I'm drunk and I
might do something nasty.

No, it's like..

I don't have a steady income.
- Oh.

So, I was not able to take
care of the family. - Hmm.

So, she and I started
fighting a lot.

She was not happy at all.

In the end, we spoke to
each other about this.

And we parted ways easily.

Oh! - There were no issues.

Even I'm jobless and loiter
around all the time.

Why doesn't my wife
leave me, sir?

Santhosh.

My daughter is sitting there.

Oh! - Please be in
control in front of her.

Okay, sir..

Hello!

Hi!

Which school do you work at?

Santhosh.

Why don't you check
on your wife?

Okay, sir.

Bye. - Bye.

Dad.

What's it, dear?

What's wrong with that couple?

It's nothing, she was dizzy
and crashed the car.

That's why she must've got hurt.

Oh! What made her feel dizzy?

My ex-wife was right in fearing

that if I bring Smriti
to a place like this

she's bound to ask
such questions.

You'll get opportunities
like this now and then

to be a good parent and
teach them some things.

But when such an
opportunity comes knocking

I'd jump right at it.

Because

I should teach her all those things
which my ex-wife didn't teach her.

That lady

had consumed drinks.

That's why she was
feeling dizzy.

Do you mean juice,
when you say drinks?

No.

There are a few bad drinks.

If you drink them,
you'll feel dizzy.

She had them and drove the car.

That's why she crashed the car.

Keep this in mind.

You should never drive
after having bad drinks.

Okay? - Okay, Dad.

Dad. - Yes?

Then if we are not going to
drive, can we have bad drinks?

Oh, no.

You shouldn't drink them. I told you
you'll feel dizzy after having them.

Oh. Okay, Dad.

Dad.

Here, most of them..

Did they have those bad drinks?

Why?

No, Dad.

I saw many people here

they seem to be indifferent
and look dizzy.

Yes.

Hey, what happened and
where's everyone?

Everybody left

because of this mess.

All the liquor bottles
we bought are broken.

So, you guys think they all
came for the booze and

not for you guys?

Why do you.. - Badri!

No, I meant..

Well, I do now.

Tanu, he's just blabbering.
- Oh no..

Oh, no, Tanvi. It's
not like that.

They all just left, so that
you don't have to worry about

entertaining them
without the booze.

That's right, party will be
boring without the booze.

They understood that

and left without troubling you..
- Hey! Keep mum.

What?

Oh, God, Badri! Shut your mouth.

Baby, listen to me..
- No, it's not that.

I didn't mean it that way.

Enough.

Please go check on Santhosh.

Raghav.

Go check on Meera, please.

I'm hungry, did you
see food anywhere?

Oh, God.

There's a room there.

They would have kept some
food inside the fridge.

Take that and eat.

Check on Santhosh first,
then you can go and eat.

It's okay, Tanvi, please.

Please. - No, Divya.

Don't cry.

Dad.

What's it, dear?

Can these people have
those bad drinks?

That's..

They're all grown-ups.

If that's the case, when I
grow up, can I drink as well?

I was stuck in a
sticky situation.

But

we shouldn't bring up kids these
days by hiding things from them.

It's better to discuss
a few things candidly.

That's my style of parenting.

Look here, dear.

Having bad drinks
is one's choice.

Even when you grow up

if you wish to, you
can have bad drinks.

If not, you don't have
to, it's your wish.

But keep this in mind.

Never drive after
having bad drinks.

Okay?

Okay, Dad.

Good girl.

Sir, did you have bad drinks?

Bad drinks?

Smriti, what are you asking?

No, Mom, my dad said that

if I wish to

I can have bad drinks
when I grow up.

But my dad said I shouldn't
drive after having bad drinks.

What?

Driver, start the vehicle, it's
getting late. - What have you told..

You're never seeing
her again, Bala.

Meera.

What you did wasn't right.

Tonight was supposed to
be special for Tanvi.

You ruined it completely.

I hadn't planned to
crash the car here.

Then?

I was supposed to
crash it elsewhere.

It all got mixed up
as I was intoxicated.

How long are you guys going to
avenge each other like this?

Uh?

I'm not saying this
because he's my cousin.

I'm saying this for the
welfare of both of you.

Just sort it out.

Or break it off.

No.

I'm not done with him.

There's more for him to endure.

You won't get it.

You and Tanvi are madly in love.

But Santhosh and I
hate each other.

I really don't get it.

You guys were madly in
love with each other.

How come that turned into
such hatred overnight?

Huh?

You don't need to know that.

That's the worst feeling
in the whole wide world.

You're happy, right?

Stay just like that.

We're the ones

who are stuck in this.

Until this is over

we have to endure this.

I'm sorry, I have to bring
this negativity into this

perfect heaven that you
and Tanvi have created.

Stop it, buddy, it's okay.

No..

I shouldn't have
ruined this party.

I think I'll just go
say 'sorry' to her.

No.. - Sit down for a while.

Sit down. - No, I have to go.

Oh! - Meera.. Be careful..
Just give me the cup.

Sit down.

Are you okay?

Do I seem okay to you?

Wait a minute.

Why do I have this

deja vu feeling like

this has happened before?

Ah..

My wedding night.

Meera, stop it.

We decided that we won't
discuss this after that day.

I know.. I'm sorry.

Huh?

I'm sorry.

It was a one-time thing and
it was a drunken mistake.

Hey, listen.

I understand.

Even I did that

out of anger.

I just did it to get
back at Santhosh.

Yes. Even I don't have
any such feelings.

I love Tanvi. I love her a lot.

Hey listen, I get it, okay.

I'm not here to mess
things up with you guys.

Please..

You guys are great together.

Even Santhosh shouldn't get
to know about this, okay?

Promise.

I said, I promise.

Okay, come.

Hmm.

"We caught a glimpse of
them and we fell for them."

"We fell head over heels in
love and had a jolly time."

"We are ignoring
the warning signs"

"and proceeding."

"It turned out to
be a pretence."

"The terms of endearment whispered
was all a pack of lies."

"The love we had for each other"

"doesn't exist now."

"They went to Ooty
on honeymoon."

"She inflicted torture on him."

"Ding.. Dong.. Ding.. Love
is an awesome feeling."

"One damn thing is that to me,
it is a never ending suffering."

"Ding.. Dong.. Ding.. Love
is an awesome feeling."

"One damn thing is that to me,
it is a never ending suffering."