Arde Madrid (2018): Season 1, Episode 2 - I love mojama - full transcript
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Is this going to work?
Yes.
With the first urine of the day.
Yes, yes, I've been holding
it in all morning.
Go on, pee.
- Here?
- Here.
I have to talk to you
about something very serious.
Alright, Pilar.
Men want what they want.
God says that some things
should only occur within marriage.
It won't come out.
Run the tap, Ana Mari.
Women should wait.
It's a question of decency.
Do you understand that or not?
Even if it's too late.
What about the mistress?
- The mistress is foreign.
- So what?
- God isn't in other countries?
- God is.
But Franco isn't.
MADRID BURNING
EPISODE 2
Yes, Mr. Robert please.
- Manolo.
- Your surname, Sir?
Tell him it's Manolo,
he knows which one.
Anyway, I've already called
three times.
One moment please, I'll put you...
The rest of us have the right
to call, too.
- Yes, and to take a walk.
- I take a walk when I want to!
- Get lost!
- Drop it, Mamerto, you can't argue.
If I back down, bad,
if I go for it, worse.
- I don't understand you, Rufina.
- Calm down.
- Hello?
- Hello, I need to speak to Mr. Robert.
That won't be possible,
Mr. Robert has left Madrid.
- What do you mean, left Madrid?
- He moved back to the US.
- Are you for real?
- I'm telling the truth.
His plane will be taking off
right about now, sorry.
I'm going to hang up instead of
ripping off your head,
and Mr. Robert's, too.
Alright?
If you see that bastard,
tell him that if he has balls,
to come to Madrid.
I'm going to shove
those bottles up his ass!
- Come on, for God's sake.
- What's the problem!
Alright, alright, alright!
Let's go, Rufina.
- Didn't you want to call?
- Not anymore!
- 50,000 pesetas by tomorrow?
- 50,000 pesetas.
Did you hear that?
What is this?
The mistress wants
some frog legs.
Jesus, they stink of piss.
Well, if you tell them the truth
they'll have to understand, right?
No, you don't know
what they're like.
I have to pay Vargas
whatever it takes.
- Because you couldn't...?
- No, I couldn't.
Not even if I had it.
If you won't help me,
I'll ask the mistress.
Yes, I'll ask for an advance.
The mistress and I...
What?
What do you think?
No, I don't think anything.
Right, hold on.
Are you jealous?
You're such a brute.
Should I tell you or not?
Start talking, I'll see if I listen.
Well, she...
thinks I'm a bullfighter.
Last night,
what had to happen, happened.
It didn't go any further because
she was in a bad way, but...
My God.
That's not true.
Do you want me to prove it?
Do you want proof?
You'll see.
Manolo!
Yes?
Ma'am...
Can I discuss...
something?
Manolo!
You see...
last night...
you caught me off guard,
but I can...
bullfight...
perfectly.
I am a bullfighter.
I...
If you want, I can do it...
whenever you want.
No, no, I'm completely serious.
She doesn't need to know.
Yes, absolutely.
If you want to keep your job...
Get the fuck out of here, now!
Yes, ma'am.
Who was it?
Rosario, the Peróns
want to talk to the mistress at one.
- Why?
- I don't know.
With the night she's had...
Wait and see.
- Will I make her coffee with brandy?
- No, no brandy.
- OK.
- Actually, add the brandy.
Add a lot of brandy,
I don't know what's worse.
Alright.
Shit, 30 minutes.
- High standing, low manners.
- Absolutely unacceptable.
Your breath smells, Juan.
Your water, Ma'am.
Thank you.
- Good morning.
- Afternoon, now.
General, Ma'am...
How do you say...
- She pissed all over me.
- She pissed on her?
Yes, she pissed on her.
How are you?
She's a beauty!
Do you see, Isabel? Hello!
She's lovely! What's her name?
Cara
- Yes.
- Hello, Cara.
- Do you like dogs, General?
- Yes, they are my weakness.
We've always had them.
We have one now. Hello, Cara.
In the absence of children, I...
Hello.
- In Argentina we had five.
- Six!
- Six.
- Well, imagine...
in Argentina,
on the Presidential Estate, hectares..
Is yours a poodle, too?
Yes, but a male, Canela.
Oh, Canela.
Mate dogs.
Yes, I understand perfectly.
Moreover, it would be an honour.
Isabel, why don't you
go and get Canela?
- That way they can meet, right?
- Yes, why not?
- Now, Juan?
- Yes.
- Do you think?
- Yes, I think so.
Alright, I will.
Try the pastries, I made them.
They're delicious.
They got cold, because...
Ana Mari, bring some mojama, too.
- Mojama?
- Mojama!
- Do you know mojama?
- I do, yes.
- I like it, too.
- Yes!
Mojama. This will make them so thirsty.
- Ana Mari.
- What?
That one is barely moving.
They haven't spawned.
That means I'm not.
- I'm not pregnant.
- It's too soon.
- If you are, they take a while.
- If I am, I'll tear it out.
Don't even joke about that.
Look at her.
Look how innocent,
letting him smell her butt.
Just like that, pregnant.
- It's not fair.
- Listen.
Don't make a scene.
Well, Ma'am, listen.
We are very happy
to have you nearby.
My wife, Eva, admired you very much.
But really, we are here
for a different reason.
So...
It's about coexistence.
I have great difficulty sleeping,
a lot of noise bothers me...
Yes...
Especially after the attack.
I don't know if you are aware, but...
there have been several
attacks against me.
No!
I'm sorry.
- Terrible...
- Yes.
Since I arrived in Spain,
a lot of music, a lot of noise...
Sincerely, I can't take any more.
No, no, yes, absolutely,
a lot of noise.
There is a lot of noise in Spain.
But it's impossible to sleep.
- Right, Ana Mari?
- Yes, Ma'am, yes.
They don't want to be friends.
That'll be Mr. Gallagher.
Oh, God. Work.
General.
Let's go, Cara. Cara!
Let's go. Leave the dog,
that dog is a faggot.
Bitch, bitch,
that stupid fucking bitch!
Who does she think she is?
You saw her face
when you mentioned the party, right?
Did that witch call you gay?
I'm so thirsty after that shit
she gave us to eat.
Water, Rosario.
If I say thirst, water.
Her father is gay, not you.
There there, son. Relax.
Don't get so anxious
and don't shout anymore, because...
It's hot!
- That's enough, you're worrying him.
- This house is a disaster.
We have to do something,
we have to fuck that bitch!
- What are you talking about?
- What a disgrace.
- Hi, Manolo.
- Is Julia here?
Yes, come in.
Julia!
Julia, look who came to see you.
I ought to set up
a business like this.
Most people don't like to work.
I do, because I like money.
If I'm not earning money,
I don't have fun,
and if I don't have fun,
you know what it's like.
I'm freezing.
Can I take one?
People are so afraid of the cold.
I would kill to always live
at two degrees.
My mother is the same way as you.
Is she still alive?
Yes, she's like a spring chicken.
She doesn't like it,
but I bring her here.
Heat is terrible for the body.
Cold is better.
Always.
For all skins.
Right?
Do you want the truth?
You look better than ever.
You don't.
If we're being honest...
Time doesn't move on, Manolo.
We move on,
and I don't complain.
At my age, the majority cough
and piss their pants.
You know.
Right?
How long has it been?
Six years?
How much will your visit cost me?
I need 50,000 pesetas.
But I'll pay you back.
I won't give you a penny, Manolo.
Anyway...
Whatever it is, you'll figure it out.
You're an old dog
and no stranger to having
your butt on the line.
What a horrible expression, right?
Mr. Bill...
I'm a little embarrassed to say, but...
I have a problem and...
- I wanted to ask a favour.
- What favour?
If you could pay me
a couple of months in advance.
Or three. Or four.
I don't know, what do you think?
- Where to, Ma'am?
- To church, to pray.
- To the church?
- Pay no heed.
To Las Ventas.
Jorge Fiestas.
Aline Griffith.
Luis Dominguín.
They have had a lot of visitors
this month.
Anything else relevant?
Honestly, no.
Same as always, the mistress...
goes out, comes home,
drinks. She drinks a lot.
That's it.
- Honestly, I don't know...
- One moment.
What are you trying to say?
It says here that Dominguín's brother
was there.
He's a communist.
Did you know?
- No.
- Ah, you didn't know.
Or the movie you mentioned.
That they suggested.
55 days at Peking.
Do you know where Peking is?
- In China.
- In China, correct.
Did you know that the Chinese
are communists?
- Yes.
- Indeed.
Just like Dominguín's brother.
But you didn't realise, right?
Ava Gardner can make a movie
about communists,
and you find that irrelevant.
You might not be the best person
for this job, Ana María.
You're right.
What?
I resign. I can't take anymore.
Well...
I don't think I explained myself,
Ana María.
We can't put Spain at risk.
It depends on Franco.
It depends on me.
On you.
It depends on all of us.
And I don't know if I've said,
but I think you're the best person
for this job.
I'll be frank.
In two months there will be an opening
in the secretariat of Doña Pilar.
Do you know who decides?
Say it, say it.
Say it.
You.
Correct.
And?
If my country needs me,
I will not disappoint.
Prove it.
Open your eyes.
Search.
We need to know.
You must do it.
Thank you, thank you.
- What a beauty.
- Congratulations to meet you.
Beauty!
Sweetie, a turkey for you.
Her name is Rosita.
A gift?
We're from Badajoz.
She likes Badajoz.
Cook her with a few bay leaves,
and a load of Peñascal.
There's enough for an army!
- Take the turkey.
- No touching, please.
Maria, sing a song for her.
- It's a turkey.
- What do I do?
You're giving it to me?
- Dance for her!
- Is it a gift?
That's our night organised.
Ma'am, the Peróns are complaining.
Yes, yes, absolutely.
- Is there any mojama?
- No Ma'am, we're all out.
- Ana Mari! An aspirin.
- What?
Aspirin.
Did you get the money?
Ana Mari, tell me the truth.
Do I look old?
Old?
I think I look old.
This is a little loose,
but your face is good.
You could use that piles cream.
They use it in Hollywood
to keep young.
Put a little on and that's that.
Yes, Miss Gardner's residence?
Ma'am, a conference with Mr. Sinatra.
I'll take it inside.
- No, no!
- Relax, it's me, Manolo.
Fuck, you frightened me.
- How are you? Good?
- What are you doing here?
Vargas wants to have a word.
Relax, everything's fine.
Relax. I haven't seen you in a while.
- You're good, right?
- Yes.
You scare easily, Manolo.
Get in, we won't hit you, relax.
I don't understand anything.
I don't know what they've told you,
but I'll tell you my truth.
I don't have the whiskey.
And right now,
I can't give you the money.
But I think we can go further.
I know a guy in the embassy
with rum from Puerto Rico
like fine cinnamon.
With a good investment,
I can get you 20 or 30%.
That's what I would do.
I don't want to...
Shut the fuck up!
Listen to me.
I've heard that you work
for Ava Gardner.
Is it true?
Yes.
I've been working for a month,
as a chauffeur.
How is it?
How is what?
What is she like.
People say she walks around
the house naked.
Is that true?
I have a contract,
I can't say...
But you know.
I can tell you, sure.
It is true.
It's true.
Sometimes she walks around
in the nip.
She walks around
with her pussy out, and I...
I've seen it all, you know.
And have you and her...
Have you?
Yes?
You can't imagine.
- Just last night.
- God...
But I haven't said a word.
What a good job, dammit.
Let's see, Manolo.
You're going to pay me.
Yes.
A month more...
a month less...
I don't care.
I'll do that favour just for you.
- And you'll do one for me.
- Anything, honestly.
If I can do it, anything.
I want Ava's knickers.
What?
I want some knickers
from your mistress.
She drives me crazy.
Right.
I want them used.
Used, of course, used.
Come on.
Let's go!
- Ah, you mean right now?
- Of course!
Why wait any longer,
I'll go right now.
Go on, man!
Here you are.
Incredible.
They smell like Hollywood.
I'll keep them.
I'm so glad we met, Manolo.
There's so much ahead of us.
So much.
Goodness me.
Is this going to work?
Yes.
With the first urine of the day.
Yes, yes, I've been holding
it in all morning.
Go on, pee.
- Here?
- Here.
I have to talk to you
about something very serious.
Alright, Pilar.
Men want what they want.
God says that some things
should only occur within marriage.
It won't come out.
Run the tap, Ana Mari.
Women should wait.
It's a question of decency.
Do you understand that or not?
Even if it's too late.
What about the mistress?
- The mistress is foreign.
- So what?
- God isn't in other countries?
- God is.
But Franco isn't.
MADRID BURNING
EPISODE 2
Yes, Mr. Robert please.
- Manolo.
- Your surname, Sir?
Tell him it's Manolo,
he knows which one.
Anyway, I've already called
three times.
One moment please, I'll put you...
The rest of us have the right
to call, too.
- Yes, and to take a walk.
- I take a walk when I want to!
- Get lost!
- Drop it, Mamerto, you can't argue.
If I back down, bad,
if I go for it, worse.
- I don't understand you, Rufina.
- Calm down.
- Hello?
- Hello, I need to speak to Mr. Robert.
That won't be possible,
Mr. Robert has left Madrid.
- What do you mean, left Madrid?
- He moved back to the US.
- Are you for real?
- I'm telling the truth.
His plane will be taking off
right about now, sorry.
I'm going to hang up instead of
ripping off your head,
and Mr. Robert's, too.
Alright?
If you see that bastard,
tell him that if he has balls,
to come to Madrid.
I'm going to shove
those bottles up his ass!
- Come on, for God's sake.
- What's the problem!
Alright, alright, alright!
Let's go, Rufina.
- Didn't you want to call?
- Not anymore!
- 50,000 pesetas by tomorrow?
- 50,000 pesetas.
Did you hear that?
What is this?
The mistress wants
some frog legs.
Jesus, they stink of piss.
Well, if you tell them the truth
they'll have to understand, right?
No, you don't know
what they're like.
I have to pay Vargas
whatever it takes.
- Because you couldn't...?
- No, I couldn't.
Not even if I had it.
If you won't help me,
I'll ask the mistress.
Yes, I'll ask for an advance.
The mistress and I...
What?
What do you think?
No, I don't think anything.
Right, hold on.
Are you jealous?
You're such a brute.
Should I tell you or not?
Start talking, I'll see if I listen.
Well, she...
thinks I'm a bullfighter.
Last night,
what had to happen, happened.
It didn't go any further because
she was in a bad way, but...
My God.
That's not true.
Do you want me to prove it?
Do you want proof?
You'll see.
Manolo!
Yes?
Ma'am...
Can I discuss...
something?
Manolo!
You see...
last night...
you caught me off guard,
but I can...
bullfight...
perfectly.
I am a bullfighter.
I...
If you want, I can do it...
whenever you want.
No, no, I'm completely serious.
She doesn't need to know.
Yes, absolutely.
If you want to keep your job...
Get the fuck out of here, now!
Yes, ma'am.
Who was it?
Rosario, the Peróns
want to talk to the mistress at one.
- Why?
- I don't know.
With the night she's had...
Wait and see.
- Will I make her coffee with brandy?
- No, no brandy.
- OK.
- Actually, add the brandy.
Add a lot of brandy,
I don't know what's worse.
Alright.
Shit, 30 minutes.
- High standing, low manners.
- Absolutely unacceptable.
Your breath smells, Juan.
Your water, Ma'am.
Thank you.
- Good morning.
- Afternoon, now.
General, Ma'am...
How do you say...
- She pissed all over me.
- She pissed on her?
Yes, she pissed on her.
How are you?
She's a beauty!
Do you see, Isabel? Hello!
She's lovely! What's her name?
Cara
- Yes.
- Hello, Cara.
- Do you like dogs, General?
- Yes, they are my weakness.
We've always had them.
We have one now. Hello, Cara.
In the absence of children, I...
Hello.
- In Argentina we had five.
- Six!
- Six.
- Well, imagine...
in Argentina,
on the Presidential Estate, hectares..
Is yours a poodle, too?
Yes, but a male, Canela.
Oh, Canela.
Mate dogs.
Yes, I understand perfectly.
Moreover, it would be an honour.
Isabel, why don't you
go and get Canela?
- That way they can meet, right?
- Yes, why not?
- Now, Juan?
- Yes.
- Do you think?
- Yes, I think so.
Alright, I will.
Try the pastries, I made them.
They're delicious.
They got cold, because...
Ana Mari, bring some mojama, too.
- Mojama?
- Mojama!
- Do you know mojama?
- I do, yes.
- I like it, too.
- Yes!
Mojama. This will make them so thirsty.
- Ana Mari.
- What?
That one is barely moving.
They haven't spawned.
That means I'm not.
- I'm not pregnant.
- It's too soon.
- If you are, they take a while.
- If I am, I'll tear it out.
Don't even joke about that.
Look at her.
Look how innocent,
letting him smell her butt.
Just like that, pregnant.
- It's not fair.
- Listen.
Don't make a scene.
Well, Ma'am, listen.
We are very happy
to have you nearby.
My wife, Eva, admired you very much.
But really, we are here
for a different reason.
So...
It's about coexistence.
I have great difficulty sleeping,
a lot of noise bothers me...
Yes...
Especially after the attack.
I don't know if you are aware, but...
there have been several
attacks against me.
No!
I'm sorry.
- Terrible...
- Yes.
Since I arrived in Spain,
a lot of music, a lot of noise...
Sincerely, I can't take any more.
No, no, yes, absolutely,
a lot of noise.
There is a lot of noise in Spain.
But it's impossible to sleep.
- Right, Ana Mari?
- Yes, Ma'am, yes.
They don't want to be friends.
That'll be Mr. Gallagher.
Oh, God. Work.
General.
Let's go, Cara. Cara!
Let's go. Leave the dog,
that dog is a faggot.
Bitch, bitch,
that stupid fucking bitch!
Who does she think she is?
You saw her face
when you mentioned the party, right?
Did that witch call you gay?
I'm so thirsty after that shit
she gave us to eat.
Water, Rosario.
If I say thirst, water.
Her father is gay, not you.
There there, son. Relax.
Don't get so anxious
and don't shout anymore, because...
It's hot!
- That's enough, you're worrying him.
- This house is a disaster.
We have to do something,
we have to fuck that bitch!
- What are you talking about?
- What a disgrace.
- Hi, Manolo.
- Is Julia here?
Yes, come in.
Julia!
Julia, look who came to see you.
I ought to set up
a business like this.
Most people don't like to work.
I do, because I like money.
If I'm not earning money,
I don't have fun,
and if I don't have fun,
you know what it's like.
I'm freezing.
Can I take one?
People are so afraid of the cold.
I would kill to always live
at two degrees.
My mother is the same way as you.
Is she still alive?
Yes, she's like a spring chicken.
She doesn't like it,
but I bring her here.
Heat is terrible for the body.
Cold is better.
Always.
For all skins.
Right?
Do you want the truth?
You look better than ever.
You don't.
If we're being honest...
Time doesn't move on, Manolo.
We move on,
and I don't complain.
At my age, the majority cough
and piss their pants.
You know.
Right?
How long has it been?
Six years?
How much will your visit cost me?
I need 50,000 pesetas.
But I'll pay you back.
I won't give you a penny, Manolo.
Anyway...
Whatever it is, you'll figure it out.
You're an old dog
and no stranger to having
your butt on the line.
What a horrible expression, right?
Mr. Bill...
I'm a little embarrassed to say, but...
I have a problem and...
- I wanted to ask a favour.
- What favour?
If you could pay me
a couple of months in advance.
Or three. Or four.
I don't know, what do you think?
- Where to, Ma'am?
- To church, to pray.
- To the church?
- Pay no heed.
To Las Ventas.
Jorge Fiestas.
Aline Griffith.
Luis Dominguín.
They have had a lot of visitors
this month.
Anything else relevant?
Honestly, no.
Same as always, the mistress...
goes out, comes home,
drinks. She drinks a lot.
That's it.
- Honestly, I don't know...
- One moment.
What are you trying to say?
It says here that Dominguín's brother
was there.
He's a communist.
Did you know?
- No.
- Ah, you didn't know.
Or the movie you mentioned.
That they suggested.
55 days at Peking.
Do you know where Peking is?
- In China.
- In China, correct.
Did you know that the Chinese
are communists?
- Yes.
- Indeed.
Just like Dominguín's brother.
But you didn't realise, right?
Ava Gardner can make a movie
about communists,
and you find that irrelevant.
You might not be the best person
for this job, Ana María.
You're right.
What?
I resign. I can't take anymore.
Well...
I don't think I explained myself,
Ana María.
We can't put Spain at risk.
It depends on Franco.
It depends on me.
On you.
It depends on all of us.
And I don't know if I've said,
but I think you're the best person
for this job.
I'll be frank.
In two months there will be an opening
in the secretariat of Doña Pilar.
Do you know who decides?
Say it, say it.
Say it.
You.
Correct.
And?
If my country needs me,
I will not disappoint.
Prove it.
Open your eyes.
Search.
We need to know.
You must do it.
Thank you, thank you.
- What a beauty.
- Congratulations to meet you.
Beauty!
Sweetie, a turkey for you.
Her name is Rosita.
A gift?
We're from Badajoz.
She likes Badajoz.
Cook her with a few bay leaves,
and a load of Peñascal.
There's enough for an army!
- Take the turkey.
- No touching, please.
Maria, sing a song for her.
- It's a turkey.
- What do I do?
You're giving it to me?
- Dance for her!
- Is it a gift?
That's our night organised.
Ma'am, the Peróns are complaining.
Yes, yes, absolutely.
- Is there any mojama?
- No Ma'am, we're all out.
- Ana Mari! An aspirin.
- What?
Aspirin.
Did you get the money?
Ana Mari, tell me the truth.
Do I look old?
Old?
I think I look old.
This is a little loose,
but your face is good.
You could use that piles cream.
They use it in Hollywood
to keep young.
Put a little on and that's that.
Yes, Miss Gardner's residence?
Ma'am, a conference with Mr. Sinatra.
I'll take it inside.
- No, no!
- Relax, it's me, Manolo.
Fuck, you frightened me.
- How are you? Good?
- What are you doing here?
Vargas wants to have a word.
Relax, everything's fine.
Relax. I haven't seen you in a while.
- You're good, right?
- Yes.
You scare easily, Manolo.
Get in, we won't hit you, relax.
I don't understand anything.
I don't know what they've told you,
but I'll tell you my truth.
I don't have the whiskey.
And right now,
I can't give you the money.
But I think we can go further.
I know a guy in the embassy
with rum from Puerto Rico
like fine cinnamon.
With a good investment,
I can get you 20 or 30%.
That's what I would do.
I don't want to...
Shut the fuck up!
Listen to me.
I've heard that you work
for Ava Gardner.
Is it true?
Yes.
I've been working for a month,
as a chauffeur.
How is it?
How is what?
What is she like.
People say she walks around
the house naked.
Is that true?
I have a contract,
I can't say...
But you know.
I can tell you, sure.
It is true.
It's true.
Sometimes she walks around
in the nip.
She walks around
with her pussy out, and I...
I've seen it all, you know.
And have you and her...
Have you?
Yes?
You can't imagine.
- Just last night.
- God...
But I haven't said a word.
What a good job, dammit.
Let's see, Manolo.
You're going to pay me.
Yes.
A month more...
a month less...
I don't care.
I'll do that favour just for you.
- And you'll do one for me.
- Anything, honestly.
If I can do it, anything.
I want Ava's knickers.
What?
I want some knickers
from your mistress.
She drives me crazy.
Right.
I want them used.
Used, of course, used.
Come on.
Let's go!
- Ah, you mean right now?
- Of course!
Why wait any longer,
I'll go right now.
Go on, man!
Here you are.
Incredible.
They smell like Hollywood.
I'll keep them.
I'm so glad we met, Manolo.
There's so much ahead of us.
So much.
Goodness me.