Arde Madrid (2018): Season 1, Episode 1 - Poco católica - full transcript

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One, two.

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One, two.

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For example,

the other day my colleague, Teresa,



who got married
a few months ago,

told me her husband hit her.

Well,

if your husband hits you

you have to think:
"what have I done wrong?"

He does it so that you learn.

Nobody is born wise.

But you must be clever.

A good wife must know,

when her husband is tired
after work,

not to drive him crazy.

Understood?

Good.

Ana María.



Excuse me.

Clara Pérez wants to see you.

- Why?
- I don't know.

Think it over.

May I?

Come in.

Take a seat.

For a while now,
we have observed

your dedication and hard work
for the good of Spain.

I'll get to the point,
I don't have much time,

I have a meeting.

So...

a certain American actress
has been living in Madrid.

Apart from the fact that she has
a completely scattered life,

we have sufficient reason to think

there are meetings in her house
that are...

dangerous,

communists,

anarchists,

all of those artistic types.

Fortunately, we know
that she is looking for domestic help,

and you are looking for work, correct?

Yes, ma'am.

Can you speak English?

I can hold my own.

Thank you, hello, kitchen, onion...

Perfect. More than enough.

We want you to work in that house
and tell us about everything.

There's one problem,
they want a married couple.

A chauffeur and a maid,
so we have found you a husband.

- What?
- A fake one.

It's Maite Criado's nephew.

He has been informed,

he knows he has to pretend
to be married,

and he will respect you.

He can't know,

under any circumstances,

what you're really doing.

You understand?

Ana María, I know
this isn't an easy request.

They're orders from above.

From Doña Pilar.

Our leader is starting to feel
uncomfortable about all of this.

You can't refuse,

right?

Especially not with the situation
your brother is in...

What's the pay?

300 pesetas a week.

Not bad, right?

- Who is she?
- Ava Gardner.

- The one with the bullfighters?
- Exactly.

Good.

Her residence is at Doctor Arce, 11.

You start on Monday.
Good luck, Ana María.

- Long live Spain!
- Long live Spain!

What are you, lame?

Yes.

Is that a problem?

No. They didn't say you were lame.

Now you know.

Here, I hope it fits.

Well...

Get on.

On the motorbike?

Of course.

Come on, woman!

With regards to food,

the mistress likes Spanish food.

Madrid-style stew,

croquettes,

but she also likes American food.

So, you need to know

some basic recipes.

Any questions?

No.

English. Does she speak Spanish?

We do speak some English.

I have a book...

we can go over it.

I have the...

Perfect!

I just need a signature.

Here, right?

There.

Now let's see the house.

Let's see it.

MADRID BURNING

EPISODE 1

ONE MONTH LATER

Manolo.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

You look awful.

Incredible.

Incredible.

What time did they finish?

- At six.
- You've only slept two hours?

I haven't slept either.

What's this?

I don't know.

Ana Mari!

There's a boy!

Ah, no!

- It's not a boy.
- Good morning.

What's he doing?

- He's pissing.
- No!

He's pissing.

- Come on. Hey, mister!
- Disgusting.

- Please! My God.
- That's disgusting!

Hey! Do you piss on the walls
in your house?

- What's he saying?
- He's not from here.

Get out of here!

He's leaving.

What?

Ma'am?

Ma'am, are you alright?

Ana Mari,

- did you walk the dog?
- No Ma'am, I'll go now.

- Shall I bring your breakfast?
- No, no breakfast.

I don't feel well.

How do you say...

"no estoy católica"?

What?

That you don't feel very catholic?

"Poco católica".

I'll bring you a coffee
and some aspirin, Ma'am.

Yes, I need aspirin.

Thank you.

I haven't had to pay a penny.

The gypsy gave me the 70,000 pesetas
in advance.

- So I gave Mr. Robert...
- Doesn't he work for Mr. Sicre?

Of course. Don't you get it?

Mr. Sicre is the one who convinced
Franco to bring the whiskey to Spain.

The point is that I paid Mr. Robert

This afternoon I'll have
the nine boxes of whiskey,

tomorrow I'll give them to the gypsies
and everybody wins.

Especially me,

I'm coming out with 20,000 profit.

It's a win-win,
like the Americans say.

Here's your egg, win-win.

You could get washed and dressed
before sitting at the table.

Well...

Things are changing a lot,

really a lot.

People go crazy
for everything American.

Franco knows that,
so he's opening the gates.

Because it suits him too.
He sees the capitalism.

Do you know what the
supply of law and demand is?

Of course you don't.

Well that's the basis of capitalism.

In communism everyone's the same,
everyone's poor.

And capitalism is...

finders keepers.

But you have to be ready
to grab it.

Do you know what I mean?

Is that legal?

Well...

Look, legal or illegal,
it's all relative.

I'm a mere intermediary
who has been lucky enough

to meet an American
who brings whiskey here, that's all.

Why do you need to convince me?

So that you let me
store it here tonight.

Look, Manolo...

I think you have
the wrong idea about me.

I accepted this farce
for my own reasons,

not because I'm a crook
or because I don't care.

Keep your scams out of this house.

Unless the mistress is involved, too.

The mistress can't find out
about any of this.

Is it smuggled whiskey?

What do you care?

We put it in there and tomorrow
when she wakes up it'll be gone.

Your brother is going to help me.

Champagne?

Leave it, Ana Mari. No.

Excuse me.

Thank you.

Wait.

Look, there's a stain.

We have to change the sheets.

What's wrong with you?

Is it the blood?

It's completely normal.

What is it?

I'm two months late, Ana Mari.

Two months?

- Do you have a boyfriend?
- No.

No. I had one.

The asshole's already with
someone else.

I never wanted to do anything.

I never wanted to.

But he insisted.

He pushed.

He rubbed against me.

I could feel his hard thing, there.

And one day...

One day,

I let him touch my breasts.

You can't imagine...

He went crazy...

He couldn't stop.

And?

And?

We did it.

We did it.

Everything?

I don't know.

I don't know. I think so.
He said he didn't come inside me.

But I'm sure that he did
come inside me.

The smell.

For the smell and because...

Later in my knickers I saw his...

his milk.

My God.

But you're just a girl,
you're barely developed.

Such bad luck.

Such bad luck,
the one time I do it.

Look at you.
You've been married for four years.

You're not pregnant.
Manolo comes inside you, right?

That's private.

That's not the worst part.

The worst part is that
I can't get it out of my head.

I would do it again right now.

I loved it, I really enjoyed it.

A lot, Ana Mari.
I think about it...

I get so hot!

Thank God I have the stone.

What stone?

This stone.

I always have it with me.

To get some relief, if I need it.
If there's no man, there's no sin.

Or is this a sin too?

Is it a sin too?

You can't have this here.

Don't worry, I'm careful.

Careful?

You should have been careful before.

How can I ask for the frog test
in front of her?

Let's see, which do you give him
in the morning?

Ana Mari.

Please, say it's for you.

- You're married, what does it matter?
- I said no.

These long ones.

No, goodness me.
These are barbiturates.

If you give him these in the morning
he'll be asleep all day.

Let's see...

- Round. Morning. Am...
- Amphetamine.

- Long. Night. Bar...
- Barbiturates.

- Should I write it down?
- No, thank you.

Here's yours, Soledad.

Girls...

I'm so happy to bump into you!

I would like to mention...

an issue.

Yes, go ahead.

Would you be so kind
as to tell your mistress

that my husband
didn't get a wink of sleep

with the noise from the party.

We have no place to say that
to our mistress.

Aren't you the maids?

Yes.

But our mistress is...

Ava Gardner.

And my husband is
General Juan Domingo Perón.

Isabel.

- Hello.
- Good morning.

What can I get you?

My friend...

Pilar.

Pilar.

Hey, Pilar, please. Pilar.

Where are you going? Pilar!

Pilar!

But...

Open your eyes!

Are you crazy?
Do you want to get run over?

Let them run me over!

Run me over! I don't care!

Kill me!

That'll end my problems!

That's the end!

That's it!

Leave me alone!

- Don't shout at me.
- Leave me alone.

Ana Mari,

are you asleep?

Not anymore.

I need your help with the boxes.

They'll be heavy and...

I have a hernia.

What you have is
an incredible cheek.

I should be operated on...

but it freaks me out.

And lately...

forget it.

What?

You'll laugh.

I doubt it.

Sometimes...

if I push myself too hard,
I don't know,

there's pressure on the hernia

and one of my balls pulls up.

It comes up...

and I see stars.

That happened to Jorge San Pelayo.

Who?

One of the guys at the
Santa Fe Camp.

I was the head of the triad.

One day he went to lower the flag

and he felt a pull
that doubled him over.

Thank goodness I fixed it.

You got his ball down?

Yes.

I gave him a very gentle massage.

And it came down.

Manolo.

Manolo!

Ana Mari.

I'm not going down.

- What?
- I'm not going down.

You're not helping?

No!

Damn you!

Ana Mari.

Yes? What is it?

- What is it?
- Nothing, I wanted to say sorry

for this morning.

Don't worry.

It's nothing.

- Go and see what the mistress wants.
- Me?

Yes, you.

- No, really...
- Go and don't come back!

Go on.

Good afternoon.

Hello.

It looks like a party.

Yes.

Well, the mistress always
likes to have some on hand.

You know how it is.

Let's go, Canela.

Manolo!

Manolo!

What's up, Jacinto?

Hello.

Make my day.

Here it is.

There's no other!

- There's no...
- 500 pesetas.

It's just an autograph.

But she kissed it.

People would kill for this.

- I don't care.
- No, wait.

Wait.

Come on, man.

You'll ruin me.

What better could you spend it on?

It's my undoing.

We're even.

- Alright?
- Wait.

Get me one from Yul Brynner.

- I'll see what I can do.
- Or Sophia Loren!

Olé!

Brother-in-law!

You smell good.

Have you been smoking weed?

No.

Don't give him weed, he can't take it.

I was chewing liquorice,
that's why I smell strange.

Alright...

That gypsy is asking for you.

Ah, Ezequiel.

I'm going to talk to him, wait here.

How are you, Manolo?
You look so elegant!

Right?

Is that your brother-in-law?

I didn't know you were married.

Who's the lucky girl?

You're trouble.

Goodness me! Look at him now!

Who would have guessed!
You think your shit don't stink?

- Manolo! Have you brought some pastries?
- What's up?

No.

How's your mistress, Ava Gardner?

Waiting for her pastries.

You should bring her to my uncle's,
you talk but nobody has seen her.

Yes, I'll bring her.

- Of course.
- Tell your uncle Vargas

that I have what he asked for.

Tomorrow morning I'll deliver.

- Alright.
- Floren, my buddy, will bring it.

- Your buddy.
- Exactly.

He'll sell it straight away.
He'll ask me for more!

I hope so.

Just one thing.

- What?
- Your brother-in-law is...

"unusual", right?

Why do you say that?

Shit, look at that.

You can't come in.

Even just a minute,
to see my brother-in-law?

Who is your brother-in-law?

Manolo, he works for Ava Gardner.

Wait here.

Cosme.

- Carmen, congratulations.
- Hello.

- On the wedding.
- Thank you.

When will you have your babies?

- Goodness.
- When God sends them.

I hope it's soon!

I'm sorry, we can't stop.
Thank you very much.

- You're beautiful.
- Thank you.

Who's that?

- Sophia Loren?
- No, Carmen Sevilla.

I've been waiting for Sophia Loren
all night, since they opened.

The guy from Ben Hur is inside.

- Really?
- Yes.

I saw him.

Floren.

Come in, he's with me.

What will you have?
I'm buying.

- A beer with lemonade.
- A beer with lemonade?

I have money.

Look, do you see that whiskey?

- Do you see it?
- Yes.

How much is the American whiskey?

With water, 40 a glass.

No. Then...
two beers with lemonade.

Can you drink on the job?

Of course!

Have you seen the cash flow?

Do you want to see her?

Yes.

Where?

Come.

Look.

Do you see her?

Very pretty.

Yes.

Don't even think about stealing here.

Manolo!

Come and dance!

Manolo!

Go on, go!

She wants you to go. Dance!

Dance.

Will we go to Villa Rosa?

I like it a lot...

Be careful.

Manolo, shall I bring her up?

- No. I'll bring her.
- No.

- Away!
- That's it.

That's it.

A drink.

A drink?

You want another?

Yes.

You've already drunk

the Manzanares river.

- There.
- One more cigarette.

It's very late, Ma'am.

No, Manolo, no!

So Spanish.

Bullfighter!

Yes!

Strong! Strong!

Ma'am!

Do you want to fuck?

Come here!

Come on!

Kiss me.

- No.
- Why not?

What's the problem?

- But...
- Are you queer?

No!

I'm not queer, but...

Spaniard...

Ma'am?

Ma'am.

Hello?

This is water, fuck.

This is water.