Archie's Weird Mysteries (1999–2000): Season 1, Episode 4 - Invisible Archie - full transcript
Announcer: IT MADE MONSTERS
OUT OF HARMLESS CREATURES.
TOO BAD ARCHIE WAS NEXT.
BUT IT DIDN'T STOP THERE.
CAN DILTON BRING THEM BACK
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE?
♪ WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
♪ ARCHIE'S
♪ WEIRD
♪ MYSTERIES
♪ WHAT IS GOING ON
IN THIS TOWN? ♪
♪ ARCHIE'S
♪ WEIRD
♪ MYSTERIES
♪ WHO IS GONNA
CRACK THE CASE? ♪
♪ ARCHIE'S
♪ WEIRD
♪ MYSTERIES
♪ THAT REDHEAD
WITH THE FRECKLED FACE ♪
♪ ARCHIE'S
♪ WEIRD
♪ MYSTERIES
♪ THINGS ARE GETTIN' WEIRD
IN RIVERDALE ♪
♪ HEY, WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
♪ ARCHIE'S
♪ WEIRD
♪ MYSTERIES
♪ WHAT IS GOING ON
IN THIS TOWN? ♪
♪ ARCHIE'S
♪ WEIRD
♪ MYSTERIES
♪ ARCHIE, REGGIE
♪ VERONICA, BETTY
♪ JUGHEAD, TOO
♪ WEIRD
♪ ARCHIE'S
WEIRD MYSTERIES ♪
[GROANING]
HI, BETTY!
HI, VERONICA!
HEY, GIRLS!
Both: HI, BOYS!
DID YOU SEE
THE WAY THEY
WERE LOOKING AT ME?
YEAH, LIKE YOU
WERE SOME KIND
OF CIRCUS FREAK.
YOU WISH, REGGIE.
ACTUALLY, THEY
WISH REGGIE.
THEY WISH REGGIE
WOULD GIVE THEM ONE
OF HIS MAGNIFICENT
MANTLE SMILES. AH!
[SIGHS]
I GUESS I'LL
HAVE MERCY.
[LAUGHS]
OH, LADIES.
[GIGGLING]
I THINK WE'VE
GOT A FAN.
AH!
IS THAT A SMILE
OR IS HE IN PAIN?
I DON'T KNOW
IF HE'S IN PAIN
BUT HE SURE CAN
BE A PAIN.
[GIGGLING]
WHAT DID I TELL YA?
UHH!
THE MANTLE MAGIC
GETS THEM
EVERY TIME.
OH, YEAH?
THAT'S NOTHING.
JUST WAIT TILL I
GIVE THEM A HEALTHY
DOSE OF TRIPLE A.
TRIPLE A?
ARCHIE ANDREWS
ACTION.
Archie, thinking:
OK, ARCHIE, CONCENTRATE.
DON'T THINK
ABOUT THE GIRLS,
JUST DO WHAT
YOU'VE GOT TO DO.
NOW!
[GRUNTING]
WOO HOO!
UHH!
HUH?
NICE ONE, ANDREWS.
I'D LIKE TO SEE
YOUR MANTLE MAGIC
TOP THAT.
YEAH, WELL,
TELL ME THIS.
WOULD YOU HAVE WASTED
ALL THAT ENERGY
POLE VAULTING
IF NO ONE HAD
BEEN WATCHING YOU?
SURE. THE IMPORTANT
THING IS TO DO
YOUR BEST,
ESPECIALLY WHEN
NO ONE'S AROUND
TO SEE YOU DO IT.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
WHEN NO ONE'S WATCHING
IS WHEN YOU
CAN GET AWAY
WITH ALL SORTS
OF THINGS.
YOU'RE WARPED.
ANYWAY, IT DOESN'T
MATTER BECAUSE I'M
SURE THE GIRLS
HAD THEIR EYES
GLUED ON ME
THE WHOLE TIME.
OH, THEIR EYES WERE
GLUED ALL RIGHT.
BUT NOT ON YOU!
WHAT? NOT
YOUR CHEESY SMILE.
WORSE THAN THAT.
OH, NO!
ROBBIE DOBKINS?
OH, ROBBIE!
WOW, LOOK AT
THOSE MUSCLES.
BET YOU CAN
BEAT ANYONE.
Reggie: THE RIVERDALE
SUPERJOCK WHO EDGED ME
OFF THE TRACK TEAM.
Both: OOOH!
[GIGGLING]
WOW! HE'S PUT
ON SOME MUSCLE
SINCE LAST YEAR.
[GIGGLING]Reggie:
JUST A FEW.
[GROANING]
OH, HEY, REGGIE!
SORRY ABOUT TAKING
YOUR PLACE ON THE TEAM.
DON'T MENTION IT.
YOU'RE LOOKING
PUMPED, ROBBIE.
YOU ARE
THE HUNKIEST,
ROBBIE.
WOW! YOU'RE SO STRONG.
YEAH, I'VE BEEN
WORKING OUT.
I'LL SAY. CHECK
OUT THESE MUSCLES.
ROBBIE IS
GOING TO BE IN
THE TRACK MEET
TODAY AFTER
SCHOOL.
WELL, I BETTER
GO PRACTICE
MY POLE VAULTING.
OOOH! DID YOU
HEAR THAT?
ROBBIE POLE VAULTS.
OH, I JUST LOVE
TO WATCH A MAN
POLE VAULTING.
HMM.
I'M TELLING YOU,
ARCHIE.
WHEN IT COMES TO GIRLS,
A GUY LIKE DOBKINS MAKES
SUCKERS LIKE US INVISIBLE.
Professor: AND NOW,
FOR THE REST
OF TODAY'S CLASS,
I WANT YOU ALL TO
CHOOSE A LAB PARTNER
FOR TOMORROW'S ASSIGNMENT.
I'M AVAILABLE
AT THE MOMENT,
GIRLS.Both: HUH?
BUT YOU BETTER
ASK QUICKLY BEFORE
IT'S TOO LATE.
UH, GIRLS?
I KNOW REGGIE
CAN BE A PAIN
BUT YOU DO REALIZE
THAT ONLY ONE
OF YOU CAN
BE MY LAB PARTNER?
SAY? WHAT GIVES?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
HUH?
GEE, ROBBIE.
I SEE YOU DON'T
HAVE A LAB
PARTNER YET.
UH, NO, I DON'T.
I'M REALLY GOOD
AT CHEMISTRY.
I'M NOT.
BUT DADDY WILL HIRE
US THE BEST TUTORS
MONEY CAN BUY.
Archie: SAY,
RONNIE, IF
HE WON'T BE
YOUR LAB
PARTNER,
I WILL.
THAT'S SWEET,
ARCHIE.
BUT ROBBIE'S
ALREADY DECIDED
ON ME.
HAVEN'T YOU,
ROBBIE-KINS?
WHAT DID I
TELL YA, ARCH?
WE'RE JUST
A COUPLE OF
INVISIBLE GUYS.
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO COMPETE WITH
MUSCLES LIKE THAT.
OOPS!
HAVING SOME
TROUBLE THERE,
DILTON?
WHA--? HUH?
WHO SAID THAT?
[SQUEAKING]
OH! HELLO, ARCHIE!
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO FIND A LAB PARTNER
BEFORE YOU START?
ACTUALLY, NO.
YOU SEE, I
ALREADY FINISHED
THIS WEEK'S
ASSIGNMENT
LAST WEEK.
SO, WHAT'S ALL
THIS STUFF?
ONE OF
THE ADVANTAGES
TO GETTING AHEAD
IN CLASS IS THAT
I CAN THEN USE
THE SCHOOL'S
RESOURCES TO RUN
MY OWN
EXPERIMENTS.
WHAT KIND
OF EXPERIMENTS?
WELL, CURRENTLY, I'M
DEVELOPING A FORMULA
THAT WITH ONLY ONE
EXTERNAL APPLICATION
ENHANCES PHYSIQUE.
WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
OBSERVE.
[LIQUID SQUISHING]
[LIQUID BUBBLING]
WITH ONLY
ONE EXTERNAL
APPLICATION,
[SQUISHING]
THE FORMULA ENHANCES
THE REPTILES
PHYSIQUE.
[AMAZED]
YOU GAVE HIM MUSCLES.
PRECISELY!
THAT'S AMAZING!
HOW LONG DOES
IT LAST?
LET'S SEE!
USUALLY A FEW HOURS.
THEN ACCORDING
TO MY ENTRIES,
"THE REPTILE RETURNS
TO NORMAL,
EXPERIENCING
TEMPORARY FEELINGS
OF INADEQUACY."
[SNARLING]
HA! ANY MORE MUSCLES
AND THE GIRLS
WILL BE
ASKING THAT LIZARD
TO BE THEIR LAB
PARTNER.
SAY! THAT'S NOT
A BAD IDEA.
HUH?
SO, DILT.
OLD BUDDY,
OLD PAL.
HOW MUCH FOR A SHOT
OF THE MUSCLE JUICE?
HUH?
IT'S NOT
FOR SALE.
HUH?
BESIDES, I'VE NEVER
TRIED THIS STUFF
ON A HUMAN TEST
SUBJECT BEFORE.
WELL, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE.
I'LL VOLUNTEER.
NO WAY!
THIS STUFF IS
EXTREMELY UNSTABLE.
THERE'S NO TELLING
WHAT IT WOULD DO
TO A HUMAN BEING!
I'LL TAKE THAT CHANCE
IF IT MEANS I GET TO
BULK UP AND MAKE DOBKINS
FEEL LIKE THE INVISIBLE
MAN FOR ONCE.
FORGET IT,
MANTLE.
IT'S OUT OF
THE QUESTION.
YEAH, COME ON,
REGGIE.
I WAS JUST
KIDDING AROUND.
HA! HA! YEAH,
ME, TOO!
WOULD BE PRETTY
FUNNY THOUGH, HUH?
[LAUGHTER]
[BELL RINGING]
[KIDS TALKING]
SO, WHAT'S
YOUR LAST CLASS
FOR THE DAY?
HISTORY WITH GRUNDY.
Dilton: I'LL
HAVE TO CHECK WITH
PROFESSOR FLUTESNOOT.
BUT I THOUGHT
OLD FLUTESNOOT
DIDN'T TEACH
IN THE LAB
THIS PERIOD.
HE DOESN'T.
BUT AS SOON AS
I TURN IN
THIS ASSIGNMENT,
I'VE GOT
PERMISSION
TO COME BACK
AND WORK
ON MY FORMULA.
HELLO, MUSCLES.
REGGIE?
UH--UH, ARCHIE.
WHAT--WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
SHEESH! I FORGOT
MY BACKPACK.
OH--OH, YEAH.
BACKPACK, UH,
ME, TOO.
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
REGGIE, PUT THAT BACK.
OH, COME ON, ARCH.
JUST ONE SPRINKLE.
IF HE DOESN'T
SEE US TRY IT,
HE'LL NEVER KNOW.
IT DOESN'T MATTER
IF YOU'LL BE SEEN
OR NOT.
THAT'S NOT
THE POINT.
DILTON SAID NO.
IT COULD BE
DANGEROUS.
BUT, ARCHIE, DON'T YOU
WANT BETTY AND VERONICA
TO NOTICE YOU AGAIN?
WELL, YES, BUT--BUT NOTHING.
THIS IS OUR CHANCE
AND I FOR ONE AM TIRED
OF BEING INVISIBLE.
REGGIE, DON'T!
[LIQUID POURING]
Both: UHH! UHH! UHH!
[LIQUID SPLASHES]
NOW LOOK WHAT
YOU DID.
SORRY!
WELL, I DIDN'T WANT
THIS TO HAPPEN
BUT NOW THAT IT DID,
UH, SHOULDN'T
SOMETHING HAPPEN?
[GROANING]
GREAT! ALL THIS
TROUBLE FOR NOTHING.
WELL, I HOPE YOU'VE
LEARNED YOUR LESSON.
YOU WERE RIGHT,
ARCH, I'M SORRY.
LOOK, THERE'S
STILL SOME LEFT.
I'LL PUT IT BACK
AND WE'LL PRETEND
THIS NEVER HAPPENED.
AH, ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GET OUT
OF HERE.
BUT IF DILTON ASKS,
I'M TELLING HIM
THE TRUTH.
I BETTER HURRY
OR I'M GONNA BE
LATE FOR CLASS.
[GASPS] WHOA!
I'M FEELING KIND
OF FUNNY. OH, GREAT!
DON'T TELL ME THAT
STUPID FORMULA'S
GOING TO WORK
AFTER ALL.
WELL, I DON'T
FEEL THE SAME, BUT
I LOOK THE SAME.
HMM. HUH? ALL THAT
BUSINESS AT THE LAB
HAS GOT ME PARANOID.
[MAGICAL SOUNDS]
AH!
AAH!
WHA--? I--? WHERE?
[ZAPPING]
AAH!
[ZAPPING]
AAH!
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
I'M INVISIBLE!
THAT'S WEIRD,
I FEEL KIND
OF LIGHTHEADED.RB
[ZAP]
[KIDS TALKING]
Reggie: HERE COMES VERONICA.
AND DOBKINS IS
NOWHERE IN SIGHT.
BETTER WARM UP
THE MAGNIFICENT
MANTLE SMILE.
[DING]
HMM. I CAN'T
BELIEVE IT,
SHE JUST TOTALLY
IGNORED ME.
OH! HEY, MOOSE.
HIGH FIVE.
HUH?
THAT'S WEIRD.
MOOSE ACTED LIKE HE
DIDN'T EVEN SEE ME.
[BELL RINGING]
BEING DISSED BY VERONICA
IS ONE THING, BUT MOOSE?
HMM? THAT'S ODD.
I'M CERTAIN
THAT THIS WAS 80
MILLILITERS FULL.
IT'S TOO SOON
FOR EVAPORATION
TO TAKE EFFECT
SO THAT MEANS
ONLY ONE THING.
DILTON!
WHA--?
YOU STARTLED ME.
I NEARLY--
HEY! WHO SAID THAT?
IT'S ME, ARCHIE.
UH, I'M INVISIBLE.
ARCHIE? INVISIBLE?
[FOOTSTEPS]
OK, WHAT'S THE GAG?
GAH!
THIS IS NO GAG,
DILTON!
I'M INVISIBLE. YOU'VE
GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
WHOA! YOU
WEREN'T KIDDING!
HOW'D THIS HAPPEN?
YOUR FORMULA.
REGGIE AND I BOTH
GOT SOME ON US.
I TOLD YOU IT
WAS UNSTABLE.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT,
HONEST.
SO IT MADE
YOU INVISIBLE.
INTERESTING.
IS REGGIE WITH YOU?
NO, I THINK HE'S
STILL IN GRUNDY'S
HISTORY CLASS.
[CHAIR SCRAPING FLOOR]
ALL RIGHT, CLASS.
PASS UP YOUR HOMEWORK
WHILE I TAKE ATTENDANCE.
OOPS! UH, BETTER
SIGN MY NAME.
[PAPERS RUSTLING]
HEY! DON'T FORGET MINE.
SHEESH! YOU'D THINK I
REALLY WAS INVISIBLE.
REGGIE MANTLE?
HUH?
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY
REGGIE IS ABSENT?
I SAW HIM
EARLIER TODAY.
I'M NOT ABSENT,
I'M--
[CHAIR SCRAPING]AHH! I'M INVISIBLE.
[CLASS LAUGHS]
HUH?
AHH! I DON'T KNOW
WHO SAID THAT,
BUT YOU'RE NOT
FOOLING ANYONE
WITH SUCH NONSENSE.
NOW, LET'S ALL
OPEN OUR BOOKS
TO PAGE 21.
WHAT AM I
GOING TO DO?
[TAPPING]
WAIT A MINUTE.
I'M INVISIBLE.
NO ONE CAN SEE ME.
I CAN DO
ANYTHING
I WANT.
THIS IS TERRIBLE!
NOT ONLY DOES
THE FORMULA NOT
ENHANCE THE PHYSIQUE
OF HUMAN BEINGS,
BUT IT SEEMS TO DO
QUITE THE OPPOSITE.
GOING FAR BEYOND
SIMPLY TAKING
AWAY YOUR PHYSIQUE,
IT'S ACTUALLY TAKING
AWAY YOUR ENTIRE
APPEARANCE, TOO.
Archie:
I'M OVER HERE.
UH, SORRY.
YOU SAID IT
ONLY LASTED
A FEW HOURS,
RIGHT?
YES, BUT THAT WAS
ON LIZARDS THAT DIDN'T
EVEN TURN INVISIBLE.
IF MY CALCULATIONS
ARE CORRECT,
YOU'RE GOING
TO COMPLETELY
FADE FROM EXISTENCE
WITHIN A FEW HOURS.
FADE FROM
EXISTENCE?
AS IN GONE FOREVER.
AS IN GONE
FOREVER? HUH?
OH, MY!
SO WHAT DO
WE DO?
I'LL TRY TO
MAKE AN ANTIDOTE
THAT'LL COUNTERACT
THE FORMULA AND MAKE
YOU VISIBLE AGAIN.
IN THE MEANTIME, YOU
NEED TO FIND REGGIE
AND BRING HIM BACK HERE
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO FIND EACH OTHER
IF WE'RE BOTH
INVISIBLE?
GOOD POINT!
HOW DO I LOOK?
LIKE A THRIFT
STORE EXPLODED.
BUT DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THAT.
WORRY ABOUT
FINDING REGGIE.
THERE'S NOT
MUCH TIME!
NOW, AS YOU CAN SEE
HERE ON THE MAP.
UHH!
[KIDS TALKING]
OOPSIE! LET'S
TRY THAT AGAIN!
NOW, AS I WAS SAYING--
OOOH!
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER]
[GROWLING]
AAH!
[CRASH]
[LAUGHTER]
THERE'S MISS GRUNDY'S
CLASSROOM.
MAYBE REGGIE'S
STILL--
[LAUGHTER]
Reggie: THIS IS GREAT!
UH![FOOTSTEPS]
REGGIE, IS THAT YOU?
Reggie: ARCHIE, OOOH!
YOU CAN'T SEE ME.
YEAH, I KNOW WE'RE
BOTH INVISIBLE.
NOW, WOULD YOU STOP
FOOLING AROUND?
RELAX, ARCHIE,
INVISIBILITY IS
THE MOST FUN
YOU'LL EVER HAVE.
YEAH, AND IT'S GOING
TO BE THE LAST FUN
WE EVER HAVE IF WE
DON'T GET BACK TO
DILTON AND FAST.
OH, NO! I'M NOT GETTING
VISIBLE UNTIL I'VE HAD
SOME FUN WITH DOBKINS
AND THE GIRLS.
REGGIE, LISTEN
TO ME.
WE DON'T HAVE
MUCH TIME.
REGGIE?
REGGIE?
[REGGIE BANGING
AND LAUGHING]
HEY, WAIT UP!
UHH!
AND JUST WHERE
DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING,
YOUNG MAN?
PRINCIPAL WEATHERBY!
ARCHIE! ARCHIE ANDREWS!
IS THAT YOU?%P[
UH, YES, SIR.
WELL, TAKE OFF THAT
RIDICULOUS GETUP
SO I CAN GET A GOOD
LOOK AT YOU.
NO!
I MEAN, UH,
NO, SIR. I CAN'T.
AND WHY NOT?
WELL, SIR, I CAN'T
BECAUSE I HAVE,
UM, UH...
A SKIN CONDITION.
SKIN CONDITION?
OH, YES.
IT'S VERY SENSITIVE
TO LIGHT, MY SKIN.
THAT'S MY CONDITION.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE UP
TO ANDREWS,
BUT I TRUST YOU HAVE
A HALL PASS TO GO WITH
THAT SKIN CONDITION.
HALL PASS?
UH-OH! WELL,
SCHOOL'S ALMOST OUT
FOR THE DAY,
SO I THOUGHT MAYBE--
MAYBE YOU'D COME
BACK TO MY OFFICE
FOR DETENTION?
WHAT A SPLENDID IDEA!
WAIT! NO,
MR. WEATHERBY.
SIR, I CAN'T GO
TO DETENTION,
RIGHT NOW, I--
LET ME GUESS.
DETENTION'S BAD
FOR YOUR SKIN CONDITION.
ACTUALLY, YES, SIR.
IT'S THE WORST.
COME ON, ANDREWS.
Reggie: LOOKS LIKE
I'VE GOT TIME
FOR SOME FUN BEFORE
THE TRACK MEET.
AHA! ROBBIE
MUST BE OUT
OF CLASS EARLY
FOR TRACK PRACTICE.
OH, THIS IS
TOO GOOD!
[WATER SPLASHES][ROBBIE GASPS]
HEY!
[REGGIE SNICKERING]
[KIDS TALKING]
Both: GO RIVERDALE ROBBIE!
[CROWD CHEERING]
[CHEERING]
Reggie: THIS
SHOULD MAKE FOR
A GRAND ENTRANCE.
[CHEERING]
[SNAP]
RATS!
OF COURSE, THAT WAS
BACK IN MY DAY
WHICH IS WHY YOU
NEED TO START
SHAPING UP NOW.
Archie, thinking:
I'VE GOT TO GET
OUT OF HERE
AND FIND DILTON
BEFORE IT'S
TOO LATE.
[ALOUD] YES, SIR.
CAN I GO NOW?
YOU KIDS THESE DAYS
ARE ALWAYS
IN SUCH A RUSH.
I THINK FIRST WE
SHOULD DISCUSS YOUR--
[TELEPHONE RINGS]EXCUSE ME, ARCHIE.
WEATHERBY HERE.
AH, MRS. HUDSUCKER,
WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE.
HMM!
[THINKING] I CAN'T
WAIT ANYMORE.
ACTUALLY, I HAVE
A STUDENT IN MY OFFICE
AT THE MOMENT.
YES. YES, I'LL
SPEAK TO YOU THEN.
UH, GOODBYE, MRS...
HUDSUCKER?
EUREKA, I'VE GOT IT!
Archie: DILTON!AHH!
YOU'VE REALLY GOT
TO STOP DOING THAT.
SORRY!
HERE! TRY A SPLASH
OF THIS.
[LIQUID POURING]
HEY! I THINK
IT'S WORKING.
DILTON! YOU DID IT.
YOU DID IT.
WHAT ABOUT REGGIE?
OH, RIGHT!
HE GOT AWAY FROM ME.
BUT I KNOW WHERE
WE CAN FIND HIM.
HUH?
HE'S SOMEWHERE
AT THIS TRACK MEET.
[CHEERING AND TALKING]
[GULPS] REGGIE'S
GOING TO DISAPPEAR
FOR GOOD
ANY MINUTE NOW.
THERE'S NO WAY
WE'LL FIND HIM
OUT ON THAT FIELD.
WELL, IF WE CAN'T
GET HIM TO COME
TO THE FORMULA,
WE'LL JUST MAKE
THE FORMULA GO TO HIM.
OF COURSE! WE'LL
SIMPLY TAP INTO
THE SPRINKLER LINE.
NOW LET'S JUST
HOPE REGGIE'S OUT
ON THAT FIELD.
IF DOBKINS IS
ON THAT FIELD,
THEN SO IS REGGIE.
HERE GOES NOTHING.
HUH?
[WATER GURGLING]
[WATER GUSHING]
[WATER GUSHING]
[PEOPLE GASPING]
Both: OOOH! AAH! OOOH!
WHAT THE--?
SPRINKLERS?
WELL, A LITTLE WATER
ISN'T GOING TO SAVE
DOBKINS FROM
THE INVISIBLE
REGGIE.
THIS IS
MY LAST CHANCE.
[GASPS]
[GASPING AND LAUGHING]
AHH!
[LAUGHING]
OHH!
MANTLE!HUH?
Both: HUH?
[PUNCHING AND GROANING]
WE DID IT!
HUH?
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
Archie, typing: POOR REGGIE,
WHO THINKS HE WAS THE VICTIM
OF OUR PRACTICAL JOKE.
WHEN, REALLY, WE WERE
USING THE SPRINKLERS
TO SAVE HIS LIFE.
GRANTED, HE GOT
CLOBBERED IN
THE PROCESS,
BUT THAT WAS
HIS OWN FAULT.
MAYBE NEXT TIME
REGGIE'S INVISIBLE,
HE WON'T USE IT
AS AN EXCUSE
TO CAUSE TROUBLE
IN A LITTLE TOWN
CALLED RIVERDALE.
OUT OF HARMLESS CREATURES.
TOO BAD ARCHIE WAS NEXT.
BUT IT DIDN'T STOP THERE.
CAN DILTON BRING THEM BACK
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE?
♪ WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
♪ ARCHIE'S
♪ WEIRD
♪ MYSTERIES
♪ WHAT IS GOING ON
IN THIS TOWN? ♪
♪ ARCHIE'S
♪ WEIRD
♪ MYSTERIES
♪ WHO IS GONNA
CRACK THE CASE? ♪
♪ ARCHIE'S
♪ WEIRD
♪ MYSTERIES
♪ THAT REDHEAD
WITH THE FRECKLED FACE ♪
♪ ARCHIE'S
♪ WEIRD
♪ MYSTERIES
♪ THINGS ARE GETTIN' WEIRD
IN RIVERDALE ♪
♪ HEY, WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
♪ ARCHIE'S
♪ WEIRD
♪ MYSTERIES
♪ WHAT IS GOING ON
IN THIS TOWN? ♪
♪ ARCHIE'S
♪ WEIRD
♪ MYSTERIES
♪ ARCHIE, REGGIE
♪ VERONICA, BETTY
♪ JUGHEAD, TOO
♪ WEIRD
♪ ARCHIE'S
WEIRD MYSTERIES ♪
[GROANING]
HI, BETTY!
HI, VERONICA!
HEY, GIRLS!
Both: HI, BOYS!
DID YOU SEE
THE WAY THEY
WERE LOOKING AT ME?
YEAH, LIKE YOU
WERE SOME KIND
OF CIRCUS FREAK.
YOU WISH, REGGIE.
ACTUALLY, THEY
WISH REGGIE.
THEY WISH REGGIE
WOULD GIVE THEM ONE
OF HIS MAGNIFICENT
MANTLE SMILES. AH!
[SIGHS]
I GUESS I'LL
HAVE MERCY.
[LAUGHS]
OH, LADIES.
[GIGGLING]
I THINK WE'VE
GOT A FAN.
AH!
IS THAT A SMILE
OR IS HE IN PAIN?
I DON'T KNOW
IF HE'S IN PAIN
BUT HE SURE CAN
BE A PAIN.
[GIGGLING]
WHAT DID I TELL YA?
UHH!
THE MANTLE MAGIC
GETS THEM
EVERY TIME.
OH, YEAH?
THAT'S NOTHING.
JUST WAIT TILL I
GIVE THEM A HEALTHY
DOSE OF TRIPLE A.
TRIPLE A?
ARCHIE ANDREWS
ACTION.
Archie, thinking:
OK, ARCHIE, CONCENTRATE.
DON'T THINK
ABOUT THE GIRLS,
JUST DO WHAT
YOU'VE GOT TO DO.
NOW!
[GRUNTING]
WOO HOO!
UHH!
HUH?
NICE ONE, ANDREWS.
I'D LIKE TO SEE
YOUR MANTLE MAGIC
TOP THAT.
YEAH, WELL,
TELL ME THIS.
WOULD YOU HAVE WASTED
ALL THAT ENERGY
POLE VAULTING
IF NO ONE HAD
BEEN WATCHING YOU?
SURE. THE IMPORTANT
THING IS TO DO
YOUR BEST,
ESPECIALLY WHEN
NO ONE'S AROUND
TO SEE YOU DO IT.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
WHEN NO ONE'S WATCHING
IS WHEN YOU
CAN GET AWAY
WITH ALL SORTS
OF THINGS.
YOU'RE WARPED.
ANYWAY, IT DOESN'T
MATTER BECAUSE I'M
SURE THE GIRLS
HAD THEIR EYES
GLUED ON ME
THE WHOLE TIME.
OH, THEIR EYES WERE
GLUED ALL RIGHT.
BUT NOT ON YOU!
WHAT? NOT
YOUR CHEESY SMILE.
WORSE THAN THAT.
OH, NO!
ROBBIE DOBKINS?
OH, ROBBIE!
WOW, LOOK AT
THOSE MUSCLES.
BET YOU CAN
BEAT ANYONE.
Reggie: THE RIVERDALE
SUPERJOCK WHO EDGED ME
OFF THE TRACK TEAM.
Both: OOOH!
[GIGGLING]
WOW! HE'S PUT
ON SOME MUSCLE
SINCE LAST YEAR.
[GIGGLING]Reggie:
JUST A FEW.
[GROANING]
OH, HEY, REGGIE!
SORRY ABOUT TAKING
YOUR PLACE ON THE TEAM.
DON'T MENTION IT.
YOU'RE LOOKING
PUMPED, ROBBIE.
YOU ARE
THE HUNKIEST,
ROBBIE.
WOW! YOU'RE SO STRONG.
YEAH, I'VE BEEN
WORKING OUT.
I'LL SAY. CHECK
OUT THESE MUSCLES.
ROBBIE IS
GOING TO BE IN
THE TRACK MEET
TODAY AFTER
SCHOOL.
WELL, I BETTER
GO PRACTICE
MY POLE VAULTING.
OOOH! DID YOU
HEAR THAT?
ROBBIE POLE VAULTS.
OH, I JUST LOVE
TO WATCH A MAN
POLE VAULTING.
HMM.
I'M TELLING YOU,
ARCHIE.
WHEN IT COMES TO GIRLS,
A GUY LIKE DOBKINS MAKES
SUCKERS LIKE US INVISIBLE.
Professor: AND NOW,
FOR THE REST
OF TODAY'S CLASS,
I WANT YOU ALL TO
CHOOSE A LAB PARTNER
FOR TOMORROW'S ASSIGNMENT.
I'M AVAILABLE
AT THE MOMENT,
GIRLS.Both: HUH?
BUT YOU BETTER
ASK QUICKLY BEFORE
IT'S TOO LATE.
UH, GIRLS?
I KNOW REGGIE
CAN BE A PAIN
BUT YOU DO REALIZE
THAT ONLY ONE
OF YOU CAN
BE MY LAB PARTNER?
SAY? WHAT GIVES?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
HUH?
GEE, ROBBIE.
I SEE YOU DON'T
HAVE A LAB
PARTNER YET.
UH, NO, I DON'T.
I'M REALLY GOOD
AT CHEMISTRY.
I'M NOT.
BUT DADDY WILL HIRE
US THE BEST TUTORS
MONEY CAN BUY.
Archie: SAY,
RONNIE, IF
HE WON'T BE
YOUR LAB
PARTNER,
I WILL.
THAT'S SWEET,
ARCHIE.
BUT ROBBIE'S
ALREADY DECIDED
ON ME.
HAVEN'T YOU,
ROBBIE-KINS?
WHAT DID I
TELL YA, ARCH?
WE'RE JUST
A COUPLE OF
INVISIBLE GUYS.
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO COMPETE WITH
MUSCLES LIKE THAT.
OOPS!
HAVING SOME
TROUBLE THERE,
DILTON?
WHA--? HUH?
WHO SAID THAT?
[SQUEAKING]
OH! HELLO, ARCHIE!
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO FIND A LAB PARTNER
BEFORE YOU START?
ACTUALLY, NO.
YOU SEE, I
ALREADY FINISHED
THIS WEEK'S
ASSIGNMENT
LAST WEEK.
SO, WHAT'S ALL
THIS STUFF?
ONE OF
THE ADVANTAGES
TO GETTING AHEAD
IN CLASS IS THAT
I CAN THEN USE
THE SCHOOL'S
RESOURCES TO RUN
MY OWN
EXPERIMENTS.
WHAT KIND
OF EXPERIMENTS?
WELL, CURRENTLY, I'M
DEVELOPING A FORMULA
THAT WITH ONLY ONE
EXTERNAL APPLICATION
ENHANCES PHYSIQUE.
WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
OBSERVE.
[LIQUID SQUISHING]
[LIQUID BUBBLING]
WITH ONLY
ONE EXTERNAL
APPLICATION,
[SQUISHING]
THE FORMULA ENHANCES
THE REPTILES
PHYSIQUE.
[AMAZED]
YOU GAVE HIM MUSCLES.
PRECISELY!
THAT'S AMAZING!
HOW LONG DOES
IT LAST?
LET'S SEE!
USUALLY A FEW HOURS.
THEN ACCORDING
TO MY ENTRIES,
"THE REPTILE RETURNS
TO NORMAL,
EXPERIENCING
TEMPORARY FEELINGS
OF INADEQUACY."
[SNARLING]
HA! ANY MORE MUSCLES
AND THE GIRLS
WILL BE
ASKING THAT LIZARD
TO BE THEIR LAB
PARTNER.
SAY! THAT'S NOT
A BAD IDEA.
HUH?
SO, DILT.
OLD BUDDY,
OLD PAL.
HOW MUCH FOR A SHOT
OF THE MUSCLE JUICE?
HUH?
IT'S NOT
FOR SALE.
HUH?
BESIDES, I'VE NEVER
TRIED THIS STUFF
ON A HUMAN TEST
SUBJECT BEFORE.
WELL, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE.
I'LL VOLUNTEER.
NO WAY!
THIS STUFF IS
EXTREMELY UNSTABLE.
THERE'S NO TELLING
WHAT IT WOULD DO
TO A HUMAN BEING!
I'LL TAKE THAT CHANCE
IF IT MEANS I GET TO
BULK UP AND MAKE DOBKINS
FEEL LIKE THE INVISIBLE
MAN FOR ONCE.
FORGET IT,
MANTLE.
IT'S OUT OF
THE QUESTION.
YEAH, COME ON,
REGGIE.
I WAS JUST
KIDDING AROUND.
HA! HA! YEAH,
ME, TOO!
WOULD BE PRETTY
FUNNY THOUGH, HUH?
[LAUGHTER]
[BELL RINGING]
[KIDS TALKING]
SO, WHAT'S
YOUR LAST CLASS
FOR THE DAY?
HISTORY WITH GRUNDY.
Dilton: I'LL
HAVE TO CHECK WITH
PROFESSOR FLUTESNOOT.
BUT I THOUGHT
OLD FLUTESNOOT
DIDN'T TEACH
IN THE LAB
THIS PERIOD.
HE DOESN'T.
BUT AS SOON AS
I TURN IN
THIS ASSIGNMENT,
I'VE GOT
PERMISSION
TO COME BACK
AND WORK
ON MY FORMULA.
HELLO, MUSCLES.
REGGIE?
UH--UH, ARCHIE.
WHAT--WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
SHEESH! I FORGOT
MY BACKPACK.
OH--OH, YEAH.
BACKPACK, UH,
ME, TOO.
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
REGGIE, PUT THAT BACK.
OH, COME ON, ARCH.
JUST ONE SPRINKLE.
IF HE DOESN'T
SEE US TRY IT,
HE'LL NEVER KNOW.
IT DOESN'T MATTER
IF YOU'LL BE SEEN
OR NOT.
THAT'S NOT
THE POINT.
DILTON SAID NO.
IT COULD BE
DANGEROUS.
BUT, ARCHIE, DON'T YOU
WANT BETTY AND VERONICA
TO NOTICE YOU AGAIN?
WELL, YES, BUT--BUT NOTHING.
THIS IS OUR CHANCE
AND I FOR ONE AM TIRED
OF BEING INVISIBLE.
REGGIE, DON'T!
[LIQUID POURING]
Both: UHH! UHH! UHH!
[LIQUID SPLASHES]
NOW LOOK WHAT
YOU DID.
SORRY!
WELL, I DIDN'T WANT
THIS TO HAPPEN
BUT NOW THAT IT DID,
UH, SHOULDN'T
SOMETHING HAPPEN?
[GROANING]
GREAT! ALL THIS
TROUBLE FOR NOTHING.
WELL, I HOPE YOU'VE
LEARNED YOUR LESSON.
YOU WERE RIGHT,
ARCH, I'M SORRY.
LOOK, THERE'S
STILL SOME LEFT.
I'LL PUT IT BACK
AND WE'LL PRETEND
THIS NEVER HAPPENED.
AH, ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GET OUT
OF HERE.
BUT IF DILTON ASKS,
I'M TELLING HIM
THE TRUTH.
I BETTER HURRY
OR I'M GONNA BE
LATE FOR CLASS.
[GASPS] WHOA!
I'M FEELING KIND
OF FUNNY. OH, GREAT!
DON'T TELL ME THAT
STUPID FORMULA'S
GOING TO WORK
AFTER ALL.
WELL, I DON'T
FEEL THE SAME, BUT
I LOOK THE SAME.
HMM. HUH? ALL THAT
BUSINESS AT THE LAB
HAS GOT ME PARANOID.
[MAGICAL SOUNDS]
AH!
AAH!
WHA--? I--? WHERE?
[ZAPPING]
AAH!
[ZAPPING]
AAH!
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
I'M INVISIBLE!
THAT'S WEIRD,
I FEEL KIND
OF LIGHTHEADED.RB
[ZAP]
[KIDS TALKING]
Reggie: HERE COMES VERONICA.
AND DOBKINS IS
NOWHERE IN SIGHT.
BETTER WARM UP
THE MAGNIFICENT
MANTLE SMILE.
[DING]
HMM. I CAN'T
BELIEVE IT,
SHE JUST TOTALLY
IGNORED ME.
OH! HEY, MOOSE.
HIGH FIVE.
HUH?
THAT'S WEIRD.
MOOSE ACTED LIKE HE
DIDN'T EVEN SEE ME.
[BELL RINGING]
BEING DISSED BY VERONICA
IS ONE THING, BUT MOOSE?
HMM? THAT'S ODD.
I'M CERTAIN
THAT THIS WAS 80
MILLILITERS FULL.
IT'S TOO SOON
FOR EVAPORATION
TO TAKE EFFECT
SO THAT MEANS
ONLY ONE THING.
DILTON!
WHA--?
YOU STARTLED ME.
I NEARLY--
HEY! WHO SAID THAT?
IT'S ME, ARCHIE.
UH, I'M INVISIBLE.
ARCHIE? INVISIBLE?
[FOOTSTEPS]
OK, WHAT'S THE GAG?
GAH!
THIS IS NO GAG,
DILTON!
I'M INVISIBLE. YOU'VE
GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
WHOA! YOU
WEREN'T KIDDING!
HOW'D THIS HAPPEN?
YOUR FORMULA.
REGGIE AND I BOTH
GOT SOME ON US.
I TOLD YOU IT
WAS UNSTABLE.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT,
HONEST.
SO IT MADE
YOU INVISIBLE.
INTERESTING.
IS REGGIE WITH YOU?
NO, I THINK HE'S
STILL IN GRUNDY'S
HISTORY CLASS.
[CHAIR SCRAPING FLOOR]
ALL RIGHT, CLASS.
PASS UP YOUR HOMEWORK
WHILE I TAKE ATTENDANCE.
OOPS! UH, BETTER
SIGN MY NAME.
[PAPERS RUSTLING]
HEY! DON'T FORGET MINE.
SHEESH! YOU'D THINK I
REALLY WAS INVISIBLE.
REGGIE MANTLE?
HUH?
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY
REGGIE IS ABSENT?
I SAW HIM
EARLIER TODAY.
I'M NOT ABSENT,
I'M--
[CHAIR SCRAPING]AHH! I'M INVISIBLE.
[CLASS LAUGHS]
HUH?
AHH! I DON'T KNOW
WHO SAID THAT,
BUT YOU'RE NOT
FOOLING ANYONE
WITH SUCH NONSENSE.
NOW, LET'S ALL
OPEN OUR BOOKS
TO PAGE 21.
WHAT AM I
GOING TO DO?
[TAPPING]
WAIT A MINUTE.
I'M INVISIBLE.
NO ONE CAN SEE ME.
I CAN DO
ANYTHING
I WANT.
THIS IS TERRIBLE!
NOT ONLY DOES
THE FORMULA NOT
ENHANCE THE PHYSIQUE
OF HUMAN BEINGS,
BUT IT SEEMS TO DO
QUITE THE OPPOSITE.
GOING FAR BEYOND
SIMPLY TAKING
AWAY YOUR PHYSIQUE,
IT'S ACTUALLY TAKING
AWAY YOUR ENTIRE
APPEARANCE, TOO.
Archie:
I'M OVER HERE.
UH, SORRY.
YOU SAID IT
ONLY LASTED
A FEW HOURS,
RIGHT?
YES, BUT THAT WAS
ON LIZARDS THAT DIDN'T
EVEN TURN INVISIBLE.
IF MY CALCULATIONS
ARE CORRECT,
YOU'RE GOING
TO COMPLETELY
FADE FROM EXISTENCE
WITHIN A FEW HOURS.
FADE FROM
EXISTENCE?
AS IN GONE FOREVER.
AS IN GONE
FOREVER? HUH?
OH, MY!
SO WHAT DO
WE DO?
I'LL TRY TO
MAKE AN ANTIDOTE
THAT'LL COUNTERACT
THE FORMULA AND MAKE
YOU VISIBLE AGAIN.
IN THE MEANTIME, YOU
NEED TO FIND REGGIE
AND BRING HIM BACK HERE
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO FIND EACH OTHER
IF WE'RE BOTH
INVISIBLE?
GOOD POINT!
HOW DO I LOOK?
LIKE A THRIFT
STORE EXPLODED.
BUT DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THAT.
WORRY ABOUT
FINDING REGGIE.
THERE'S NOT
MUCH TIME!
NOW, AS YOU CAN SEE
HERE ON THE MAP.
UHH!
[KIDS TALKING]
OOPSIE! LET'S
TRY THAT AGAIN!
NOW, AS I WAS SAYING--
OOOH!
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER]
[GROWLING]
AAH!
[CRASH]
[LAUGHTER]
THERE'S MISS GRUNDY'S
CLASSROOM.
MAYBE REGGIE'S
STILL--
[LAUGHTER]
Reggie: THIS IS GREAT!
UH![FOOTSTEPS]
REGGIE, IS THAT YOU?
Reggie: ARCHIE, OOOH!
YOU CAN'T SEE ME.
YEAH, I KNOW WE'RE
BOTH INVISIBLE.
NOW, WOULD YOU STOP
FOOLING AROUND?
RELAX, ARCHIE,
INVISIBILITY IS
THE MOST FUN
YOU'LL EVER HAVE.
YEAH, AND IT'S GOING
TO BE THE LAST FUN
WE EVER HAVE IF WE
DON'T GET BACK TO
DILTON AND FAST.
OH, NO! I'M NOT GETTING
VISIBLE UNTIL I'VE HAD
SOME FUN WITH DOBKINS
AND THE GIRLS.
REGGIE, LISTEN
TO ME.
WE DON'T HAVE
MUCH TIME.
REGGIE?
REGGIE?
[REGGIE BANGING
AND LAUGHING]
HEY, WAIT UP!
UHH!
AND JUST WHERE
DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING,
YOUNG MAN?
PRINCIPAL WEATHERBY!
ARCHIE! ARCHIE ANDREWS!
IS THAT YOU?%P[
UH, YES, SIR.
WELL, TAKE OFF THAT
RIDICULOUS GETUP
SO I CAN GET A GOOD
LOOK AT YOU.
NO!
I MEAN, UH,
NO, SIR. I CAN'T.
AND WHY NOT?
WELL, SIR, I CAN'T
BECAUSE I HAVE,
UM, UH...
A SKIN CONDITION.
SKIN CONDITION?
OH, YES.
IT'S VERY SENSITIVE
TO LIGHT, MY SKIN.
THAT'S MY CONDITION.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE UP
TO ANDREWS,
BUT I TRUST YOU HAVE
A HALL PASS TO GO WITH
THAT SKIN CONDITION.
HALL PASS?
UH-OH! WELL,
SCHOOL'S ALMOST OUT
FOR THE DAY,
SO I THOUGHT MAYBE--
MAYBE YOU'D COME
BACK TO MY OFFICE
FOR DETENTION?
WHAT A SPLENDID IDEA!
WAIT! NO,
MR. WEATHERBY.
SIR, I CAN'T GO
TO DETENTION,
RIGHT NOW, I--
LET ME GUESS.
DETENTION'S BAD
FOR YOUR SKIN CONDITION.
ACTUALLY, YES, SIR.
IT'S THE WORST.
COME ON, ANDREWS.
Reggie: LOOKS LIKE
I'VE GOT TIME
FOR SOME FUN BEFORE
THE TRACK MEET.
AHA! ROBBIE
MUST BE OUT
OF CLASS EARLY
FOR TRACK PRACTICE.
OH, THIS IS
TOO GOOD!
[WATER SPLASHES][ROBBIE GASPS]
HEY!
[REGGIE SNICKERING]
[KIDS TALKING]
Both: GO RIVERDALE ROBBIE!
[CROWD CHEERING]
[CHEERING]
Reggie: THIS
SHOULD MAKE FOR
A GRAND ENTRANCE.
[CHEERING]
[SNAP]
RATS!
OF COURSE, THAT WAS
BACK IN MY DAY
WHICH IS WHY YOU
NEED TO START
SHAPING UP NOW.
Archie, thinking:
I'VE GOT TO GET
OUT OF HERE
AND FIND DILTON
BEFORE IT'S
TOO LATE.
[ALOUD] YES, SIR.
CAN I GO NOW?
YOU KIDS THESE DAYS
ARE ALWAYS
IN SUCH A RUSH.
I THINK FIRST WE
SHOULD DISCUSS YOUR--
[TELEPHONE RINGS]EXCUSE ME, ARCHIE.
WEATHERBY HERE.
AH, MRS. HUDSUCKER,
WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE.
HMM!
[THINKING] I CAN'T
WAIT ANYMORE.
ACTUALLY, I HAVE
A STUDENT IN MY OFFICE
AT THE MOMENT.
YES. YES, I'LL
SPEAK TO YOU THEN.
UH, GOODBYE, MRS...
HUDSUCKER?
EUREKA, I'VE GOT IT!
Archie: DILTON!AHH!
YOU'VE REALLY GOT
TO STOP DOING THAT.
SORRY!
HERE! TRY A SPLASH
OF THIS.
[LIQUID POURING]
HEY! I THINK
IT'S WORKING.
DILTON! YOU DID IT.
YOU DID IT.
WHAT ABOUT REGGIE?
OH, RIGHT!
HE GOT AWAY FROM ME.
BUT I KNOW WHERE
WE CAN FIND HIM.
HUH?
HE'S SOMEWHERE
AT THIS TRACK MEET.
[CHEERING AND TALKING]
[GULPS] REGGIE'S
GOING TO DISAPPEAR
FOR GOOD
ANY MINUTE NOW.
THERE'S NO WAY
WE'LL FIND HIM
OUT ON THAT FIELD.
WELL, IF WE CAN'T
GET HIM TO COME
TO THE FORMULA,
WE'LL JUST MAKE
THE FORMULA GO TO HIM.
OF COURSE! WE'LL
SIMPLY TAP INTO
THE SPRINKLER LINE.
NOW LET'S JUST
HOPE REGGIE'S OUT
ON THAT FIELD.
IF DOBKINS IS
ON THAT FIELD,
THEN SO IS REGGIE.
HERE GOES NOTHING.
HUH?
[WATER GURGLING]
[WATER GUSHING]
[WATER GUSHING]
[PEOPLE GASPING]
Both: OOOH! AAH! OOOH!
WHAT THE--?
SPRINKLERS?
WELL, A LITTLE WATER
ISN'T GOING TO SAVE
DOBKINS FROM
THE INVISIBLE
REGGIE.
THIS IS
MY LAST CHANCE.
[GASPS]
[GASPING AND LAUGHING]
AHH!
[LAUGHING]
OHH!
MANTLE!HUH?
Both: HUH?
[PUNCHING AND GROANING]
WE DID IT!
HUH?
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
Archie, typing: POOR REGGIE,
WHO THINKS HE WAS THE VICTIM
OF OUR PRACTICAL JOKE.
WHEN, REALLY, WE WERE
USING THE SPRINKLERS
TO SAVE HIS LIFE.
GRANTED, HE GOT
CLOBBERED IN
THE PROCESS,
BUT THAT WAS
HIS OWN FAULT.
MAYBE NEXT TIME
REGGIE'S INVISIBLE,
HE WON'T USE IT
AS AN EXCUSE
TO CAUSE TROUBLE
IN A LITTLE TOWN
CALLED RIVERDALE.