Aqua Teen Hunger Force (2000–2015): Season 11, Episode 6 - Rabbit, Not Rabbot - full transcript
Master Shake acts differently after returning from an adventure with a talking rabbit.
Shake?
Oh, my God, where have you been
the last couple of days, man?
Hi! Nice to meet you.
There's the guy i wanted to see.
I called the police. I called the hospitals.
Hi! Nice to meet you.
There's the guy i wanted to see.
I put up a bunch of "missing person" fliers that say,
"I wish I had a rabbit,"
but all that time, I'm thinking of you
and how you're missing and how
I want to get that rabbit.
You remember? Remember he wouldn't let me have it?
Can I have me this rabbit?
No, Meatwad. I'm sorry.
All right.
Shake, can I have me this rabbit?
Yes, of course you can.
I just told your ass no, Meatwad.
But just told me yes, Frylock.
Yeah, Frylock. Let's go, Meatwad.
But -- no rabbit today for you.
But you're giving me mixed signals, here!
Come on, damn it! Let's go!
Well, hell, man.
That was the last time we saw you, Shake.
Hi! Nice to meet you.
There's the guy i wanted to see.
Oh, boy! A rabbit!
Do he fetch like a dog? Roll over.
You're -- you're tired.
You're tired. I can tell.
Just -- just come on out of there
so I can love and hug on you.
Every day's gonna be easter Sunday from now on.
Yes.
Christ has risen once again.
?
can I take my new rabbit outside?
Sure. Have fun.
But don't listen to a word from his lying mouth
so filled with lies.
And now I must retire to my room.
That ain't Shake.
Which one is my room?
The one next to the bathroom.
Of course it is. I remember that.
What do you think he meant?
"Christ has risen once again."
That's a really intense thing to say to a child.
I think he was referring to himself, whoever he is.
Where is the bathroom?
There isn't a bathroom. Ah, yes.
I remember removing it.
I have traveled a great distance,
and now I will kick back by jamming on some keys,
as I am wont to do.
Watch your back around him, man.
Carl, I think my rabbit got mono.
Looks a little like he got dead-o.
I'm gonna teach him to swim.
What the -- what the hell are you doing?
Are you out of your mind?
You don't toss no rabbit in the water to drown.
You got to cut his feet off for good luck first.
You got four good lucks here.
Does that really work?
I won this second place at the carnival ring toss,
and my life has been badass ever since.
I'm in. Okay.
Ask him when the rest of the change can begin.
All right, relax. Just ask him, okay?
Tell Lionel to slow his Ing roll.
I must gain their trust with some boss tunes.
Okay.
That was a little Dave brubeck.
What have you done with my dumb-ass roommate?
All right.
Now we got good luck.
Well, you're about to get...
Some bad luck straight up your ass
till it comes out your mouth!
Your rabbit does a really good impression of Shake.
I'm not a rabbit.
I think that Shake is trapped inside this rabbit.
I'm not a rabbit! Come on. Get out of the rabbit.
I'm not inside a rabbit, idiots!
I merely put his brain inside
a rabbit and mine inside him.
Hmm.
I hate celery, but I also hate to pass up a deal.
What's the catch?
Do I have to sit for a presentation or something,
and then I get the celery?
That's how this hustle works, right?
Hurry. Hurry. Where are we going with this?
To the back.
Okay, but how did you transfer the brains?
I've been trying to crack that
nut for over a decade, man.
It's very simple.
Come with me... To the mall.
Why we at the damn mall?
We come over here to yell at, like, rappers.
You know, if you see someone
wearing their pants all low and you go,
"hey, m.C. Food court,
pick your pants up or put a belt around it!
That's what the loops are for!"
And then, you know,
you look around and see if any girls are watching.
Respecting you. There ain't no girls here.
The mall is closed, dude.
And I already got my rabbit, son.
I'm not a rabbit. Yes, you are.
No, I'm not. You are a rabbit.
Yes, you are. Yes. No, I'm not.
He's not a rabbit, Meatwad, okay?
Thank you, Frylock!
Boom. You've been pwned.
He's totally a rabbit.
He's in complete freaking denial.
So let's not make a big thing about this
until I can figure it out, all right?
What's to figure out?
Look, brother, I got a doctorate in cranial mechanics.
I know what you need to do this, okay?
So where is your particle-acceleration device?
Particle acceleration?
Cute.
Calm down, little brain.
Your science is a lie.
I merely urinated in this fountain
at the same exact time he did.
That's right, Randy.
Hydrate him until his bladder
releases into the fountain.
Wait, what?
You peed in the fountain at the same --
that's not even --
possible?
Of course it's not, idiot.
We also had to lock eyes at the same time.
And then lightning struck the fountain,
and it just happened.
Electric.
Bullshit! Randy!
All right, I'm coming.
We have a nonbeliever in our midst.
A nonbeliever, huh?
Well, what do you say we just pee in the fountain?
That's what we're doing,
Randy! That's what we're doing!
Don't do this, Frylock. He's trying to trick you.
Yeah, don't do it.
I've been busted for pissing in this fountain before.
Yes, well, you did it when the mall was open, so...
So what? I pulled a plastic plant in front of me.
No one could see.
It's time.
Drain your collective lizards at once!
The fountain is filled with spare change.
Change.
Frylock, look at Randy.
Randy, look at Frylock.
You're invited... To switch brains!
Spider, why don't you go ahead and talk for me?
Or should I say fryder?
You were right.
You're goddamn right I was right!
Okay. Point made.
I got a little pee left,
so let's just switch back, okay?
Randy? Randy?
What, uh -- what size are you?
These bomber jackets are sweet.
Come on, man! I don't want to be no damn spider.
Perhaps the beef orb wants to
take a spin at the fountain.
I'll tell you, I have always wanted to be a peach.
Everybody call me "peachwad."
That feels like a good use of my time.
Meatwad, don't do it.
Lionel pees. Switch with him.
He lives in a tube and enjoys
running inside of a wheel.
What does he eat? Pellets.
Sometimes I chew on a toilet-paper tube,
but mostly pellets.
That sounds like a good, balanced diet.
Okay. Let's light this candle.
Don't do it, Meatwad, damn it!
There we go.
Want what you may.
Get what you not.
Fountain, fountain rhymes with Mountain!
Ah, Jesus, my mouth.
It's just filled with sores.
Yep. Those are my mouth sores.
I'm gonna miss them.
What do you think of the new jacket?
Pretty boss, huh?
Our plan has come to fruition.
Now we can finally collect unemployment.
Thanks, Obama.
No. It's over for you, Dr. zord.
Ow!
I'm allergic to spider bites!
My whole plan has failed.
Oh, crap. The mall cops are coming.
We got to roll, literally.
Why you guys shoot lightning off in here?
Hurry, hurry, Carl, pee into this fountain the same time as I do.
They'll never suspect a tarantula
of stealing all those bomber jackets.
Yeah, all right, that makes sense.
But, uh, do we got to do the thing
where we're looking each other in the eyes?
Look, I don't make the rules, Carl.
This is just how it works.
It's just weird, you know. Come on, man. Hurry.
I'm almost out here.
W-when's the lightning gonna strike here?
I don't know, man. Keep looking at me. All right.
But it just -- just throws off my game, you know?
Come on, lightning.
Let's go, lightning. Let's go. Let's go.
Come on, lightning.
There they are!
Escaped from the pet store just like I said!
Hey, you're that guy we busted peeing in the fountain.
Wait. Wait a minute. Hang on a sec.
I got to concentrate here.
Yeah! There we go!
Take him in the golf cart.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's this? You got a warrant for this?
I'm a spider.
I didn't take them leather jackets.
You got nothing.
Back to your old tricks, huh?
I guess so.
You're banished from this mall for life.
Uh, sure.
Your shopping days are Internet-only from now on.
How do you like that?
You don't, do you?
This golf cart won't fit on the escalator.
Well, make it fit.
I'm not a rabbit. You are a rabbit.
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are. I'm not a Rabbit!
It's been six months.
Anyone who wants a tarantula for Christmas
I don't want to be with.
I don't know why you all complaining.
These pellets are delicious.
Hey, that's him! That's --
that's me! Come back to get us!
Over there! Over there! Frylock, over here!
Yeah, Frylock!
You better buy us right now,
or I'm gonna -- how'd he get a woman?
Oh, can we pet the tarantula, please?
Tarantula? Oh, no, no, honey.
Keep -- keep walking. No need to make eye contact.
Where's he going? Where is he going?
Hey! You get back here!
Merry Christmas, guys.
Isn't that Santa claus?
Santa cobra?
Ow!
Made in Georgia.
With Georgian hands.
Oh, my God, where have you been
the last couple of days, man?
Hi! Nice to meet you.
There's the guy i wanted to see.
I called the police. I called the hospitals.
Hi! Nice to meet you.
There's the guy i wanted to see.
I put up a bunch of "missing person" fliers that say,
"I wish I had a rabbit,"
but all that time, I'm thinking of you
and how you're missing and how
I want to get that rabbit.
You remember? Remember he wouldn't let me have it?
Can I have me this rabbit?
No, Meatwad. I'm sorry.
All right.
Shake, can I have me this rabbit?
Yes, of course you can.
I just told your ass no, Meatwad.
But just told me yes, Frylock.
Yeah, Frylock. Let's go, Meatwad.
But -- no rabbit today for you.
But you're giving me mixed signals, here!
Come on, damn it! Let's go!
Well, hell, man.
That was the last time we saw you, Shake.
Hi! Nice to meet you.
There's the guy i wanted to see.
Oh, boy! A rabbit!
Do he fetch like a dog? Roll over.
You're -- you're tired.
You're tired. I can tell.
Just -- just come on out of there
so I can love and hug on you.
Every day's gonna be easter Sunday from now on.
Yes.
Christ has risen once again.
?
can I take my new rabbit outside?
Sure. Have fun.
But don't listen to a word from his lying mouth
so filled with lies.
And now I must retire to my room.
That ain't Shake.
Which one is my room?
The one next to the bathroom.
Of course it is. I remember that.
What do you think he meant?
"Christ has risen once again."
That's a really intense thing to say to a child.
I think he was referring to himself, whoever he is.
Where is the bathroom?
There isn't a bathroom. Ah, yes.
I remember removing it.
I have traveled a great distance,
and now I will kick back by jamming on some keys,
as I am wont to do.
Watch your back around him, man.
Carl, I think my rabbit got mono.
Looks a little like he got dead-o.
I'm gonna teach him to swim.
What the -- what the hell are you doing?
Are you out of your mind?
You don't toss no rabbit in the water to drown.
You got to cut his feet off for good luck first.
You got four good lucks here.
Does that really work?
I won this second place at the carnival ring toss,
and my life has been badass ever since.
I'm in. Okay.
Ask him when the rest of the change can begin.
All right, relax. Just ask him, okay?
Tell Lionel to slow his Ing roll.
I must gain their trust with some boss tunes.
Okay.
That was a little Dave brubeck.
What have you done with my dumb-ass roommate?
All right.
Now we got good luck.
Well, you're about to get...
Some bad luck straight up your ass
till it comes out your mouth!
Your rabbit does a really good impression of Shake.
I'm not a rabbit.
I think that Shake is trapped inside this rabbit.
I'm not a rabbit! Come on. Get out of the rabbit.
I'm not inside a rabbit, idiots!
I merely put his brain inside
a rabbit and mine inside him.
Hmm.
I hate celery, but I also hate to pass up a deal.
What's the catch?
Do I have to sit for a presentation or something,
and then I get the celery?
That's how this hustle works, right?
Hurry. Hurry. Where are we going with this?
To the back.
Okay, but how did you transfer the brains?
I've been trying to crack that
nut for over a decade, man.
It's very simple.
Come with me... To the mall.
Why we at the damn mall?
We come over here to yell at, like, rappers.
You know, if you see someone
wearing their pants all low and you go,
"hey, m.C. Food court,
pick your pants up or put a belt around it!
That's what the loops are for!"
And then, you know,
you look around and see if any girls are watching.
Respecting you. There ain't no girls here.
The mall is closed, dude.
And I already got my rabbit, son.
I'm not a rabbit. Yes, you are.
No, I'm not. You are a rabbit.
Yes, you are. Yes. No, I'm not.
He's not a rabbit, Meatwad, okay?
Thank you, Frylock!
Boom. You've been pwned.
He's totally a rabbit.
He's in complete freaking denial.
So let's not make a big thing about this
until I can figure it out, all right?
What's to figure out?
Look, brother, I got a doctorate in cranial mechanics.
I know what you need to do this, okay?
So where is your particle-acceleration device?
Particle acceleration?
Cute.
Calm down, little brain.
Your science is a lie.
I merely urinated in this fountain
at the same exact time he did.
That's right, Randy.
Hydrate him until his bladder
releases into the fountain.
Wait, what?
You peed in the fountain at the same --
that's not even --
possible?
Of course it's not, idiot.
We also had to lock eyes at the same time.
And then lightning struck the fountain,
and it just happened.
Electric.
Bullshit! Randy!
All right, I'm coming.
We have a nonbeliever in our midst.
A nonbeliever, huh?
Well, what do you say we just pee in the fountain?
That's what we're doing,
Randy! That's what we're doing!
Don't do this, Frylock. He's trying to trick you.
Yeah, don't do it.
I've been busted for pissing in this fountain before.
Yes, well, you did it when the mall was open, so...
So what? I pulled a plastic plant in front of me.
No one could see.
It's time.
Drain your collective lizards at once!
The fountain is filled with spare change.
Change.
Frylock, look at Randy.
Randy, look at Frylock.
You're invited... To switch brains!
Spider, why don't you go ahead and talk for me?
Or should I say fryder?
You were right.
You're goddamn right I was right!
Okay. Point made.
I got a little pee left,
so let's just switch back, okay?
Randy? Randy?
What, uh -- what size are you?
These bomber jackets are sweet.
Come on, man! I don't want to be no damn spider.
Perhaps the beef orb wants to
take a spin at the fountain.
I'll tell you, I have always wanted to be a peach.
Everybody call me "peachwad."
That feels like a good use of my time.
Meatwad, don't do it.
Lionel pees. Switch with him.
He lives in a tube and enjoys
running inside of a wheel.
What does he eat? Pellets.
Sometimes I chew on a toilet-paper tube,
but mostly pellets.
That sounds like a good, balanced diet.
Okay. Let's light this candle.
Don't do it, Meatwad, damn it!
There we go.
Want what you may.
Get what you not.
Fountain, fountain rhymes with Mountain!
Ah, Jesus, my mouth.
It's just filled with sores.
Yep. Those are my mouth sores.
I'm gonna miss them.
What do you think of the new jacket?
Pretty boss, huh?
Our plan has come to fruition.
Now we can finally collect unemployment.
Thanks, Obama.
No. It's over for you, Dr. zord.
Ow!
I'm allergic to spider bites!
My whole plan has failed.
Oh, crap. The mall cops are coming.
We got to roll, literally.
Why you guys shoot lightning off in here?
Hurry, hurry, Carl, pee into this fountain the same time as I do.
They'll never suspect a tarantula
of stealing all those bomber jackets.
Yeah, all right, that makes sense.
But, uh, do we got to do the thing
where we're looking each other in the eyes?
Look, I don't make the rules, Carl.
This is just how it works.
It's just weird, you know. Come on, man. Hurry.
I'm almost out here.
W-when's the lightning gonna strike here?
I don't know, man. Keep looking at me. All right.
But it just -- just throws off my game, you know?
Come on, lightning.
Let's go, lightning. Let's go. Let's go.
Come on, lightning.
There they are!
Escaped from the pet store just like I said!
Hey, you're that guy we busted peeing in the fountain.
Wait. Wait a minute. Hang on a sec.
I got to concentrate here.
Yeah! There we go!
Take him in the golf cart.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's this? You got a warrant for this?
I'm a spider.
I didn't take them leather jackets.
You got nothing.
Back to your old tricks, huh?
I guess so.
You're banished from this mall for life.
Uh, sure.
Your shopping days are Internet-only from now on.
How do you like that?
You don't, do you?
This golf cart won't fit on the escalator.
Well, make it fit.
I'm not a rabbit. You are a rabbit.
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are. I'm not a Rabbit!
It's been six months.
Anyone who wants a tarantula for Christmas
I don't want to be with.
I don't know why you all complaining.
These pellets are delicious.
Hey, that's him! That's --
that's me! Come back to get us!
Over there! Over there! Frylock, over here!
Yeah, Frylock!
You better buy us right now,
or I'm gonna -- how'd he get a woman?
Oh, can we pet the tarantula, please?
Tarantula? Oh, no, no, honey.
Keep -- keep walking. No need to make eye contact.
Where's he going? Where is he going?
Hey! You get back here!
Merry Christmas, guys.
Isn't that Santa claus?
Santa cobra?
Ow!
Made in Georgia.
With Georgian hands.