Animaniacs (1993–1998): Season 5, Episode 6 - Hooray for North Hollywood: Part 2 - full transcript
[SINGING]
♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
♪ Come join the Warner brothers ♪
♪ And the Warner sister, Dot ♪
♪ Just for fun we run around ♪
♪ The Warner movie lot ♪
♪ They lock us in the tower ♪
♪ Whenever we get caught ♪
♪ But we break loose and then vamoose ♪
♪ And now you know the plot ♪
♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
♪ Dot is cute and Yakko yaks ♪
♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
♪ We pay tons of income tax ♪
♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
♪ Meet Ralph and Dr. Scratch an sniff ♪
♪ Say hi to Hello, Nurse ♪
♪ Good feathers flock together ♪
♪ Slappy whacks them with her purse ♪
♪ Buttons chases Mindy ♪
♪ While Rita sings a verse ♪
♪ The writers flipped, we have no script ♪
♪ Why bother to rehearse? ♪
♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
♪ We have pay-or-play contracts ♪
♪ We're zany to the max ♪
♪ There's bologna in our slacks ♪
♪ We're Animan-y ♪
♪ Totally insane-y ♪
♪ How urbane-y ♪
♪ Animaniacs ♪
♪ Those are the facts ♪
Previously on Animaniacs:
WARNERS: We wanna make a movie.
-You can't make a movie.
-We wanna make a movie.
-You can't make a movie.
-We wanna make a movie.
-You can't make a movie.
That was pretty much it.
For a full half hour.
And now, part two.
-We still wanna make a movie.
-You can't make a movie.
-We still wanna make a movie.
-You can't make a movie.
-We still wanna make a movie.
-You can't make a movie.
So much for part two. Spew.
We're now proud to present the stirring
conclusion of this epic adventure.
Animaniacs'
“Hooray for North Hollywood."
Our script sale destination, sibs.
The Beverly Hills Hotel.
Where Hollywood's elite are gathered
for a charity fundraiser.
-What's the charity?
-The Have a Heart Foundation.
Which is dedicated to implanting actual hearts
into the souls of Hollywood agents.
A worthy cause.
Ah, hello, Mr. Redford.
Evening, Mr. Travolta.
Right this way, Miss Pfeiffer.
Howdy, Mr. Eastwood.
[GASPS]
Hey.
Where do you think yo use is going?
-Inside to talk to the movie people.
-And to show them our script.
So they'll make it
into a big-budget blockbuster.
Like the Titanic.
Except our movie
will cost under 200 million.
As long as Wakko keeps
his licorice habit under control.
Hello, I'm Wakko and I love licorice.
GROUP:
Hi, Wakko.
[YAWNS]
-I'm back.
-Yeah, well, where's your invitation?
My good man,
do we look like the kind of people…
…who waltz into private parties uninvited?
-I guess not.
-Of course not.
We tango.
Uh… Duh…
Hey, come back here.
[CHATTERING]
Wow, look at all the stars.
-Look at all the starlets.
-Look at all the food.
Hello, Sharon.
Do I know you?
Sure, I'm the one who saw your last movie.
Well, the first half hour, anyway, on video.
Actually, I saw five seconds
of the trailer, but you were great in it.
Heh, heh. Thank you. Thank you.
When do I get a turn?
Hey, find your own perch, Junior.
I'm nesting.
He ain't heavy. He's my brother.
Let's put Batman in a dress, okay?
Oh, Mr. Shoe-maker, I'm so impressed.
I've seen all of your films.
-Really? What do you think of them?
- I think you should keep making them.
Thanks.
Eventually, one of them is bound
to turn out watchable.
I like it here. It's comfy.
If we can afford the rent, let's stay.
WAKKO: Hey, who's that with Mr. Plotz?
PLOTZ: Oh, I love that hat.
YAKKO: That's Pressberg Katzeneisnerman,
the hottest producer in town.
Any movie he makes turns to gold.
So, Pressberg, when are you gonna come
to my studio and make a movie?
As soon as you come up
with an idea worth filming.
The scripts you keep sending me
just aren't funny, Plotzy.
I want something
that will make me laugh.
[WAKKO SIGHS]
[YAKKO LAUGHS
AND PLOTZ SCREAMS]
There. Now, that's funny.
What are you doing here?
I was invited.
No, heh, heh, not you, Sharon.
I mean, these two.
Hey, mitts off. We got here first.
Yeah. Find your own lap, pal.
I want you kids out of here.
We'll leave just as soon as we find
someone to produce our movie.
I told you. No one is ever going
to produce that script. Give it up.
Look, a billion dollars in dimes.
Where?
Come back here.
Get them, Ralph!
Boingy!
[SCREAMING]
[GRUNTS]
I tell you. A great script is hard to find.
They don't just hand them to you
on a silver platter, you know.
[CHUCKLING]
[LAUGHING]
[SCREAMING]
[LAUGHING]
Got you. Oops.
Mm. Strawberry cream. Not bad.
But do you have any licorice?
That's it.
I'm through with you for good this time.
You're out of the studio.
Off the lot. Finished.
And get this straight,
you little troublemakers.
No one in this town
will ever make your stupid movie.
Never ever. Never, never, never.
KATZENEISNERMAN: Actually, I'll make it.
-Huh?
This is one of the funniest scripts
I've ever read.
-What?
-I can get it set up…
…and green lit at any studio in town.
With the Warners? Ha.
Here's the check, Press, old mate.
Do we have a deal?
Deal.
We start pre-production on Monday, kids.
See you then.
[CHEERING]
YAKKO:
Yes.
Too bad, Plotzy.
You just let a box-office smash
slip right through your fingers.
I did?
[SIGHS]
Ain't showbiz grand?
It's faboo.
"Hooray for Hooray. Box office boffo?"
No. This can't be.
"Warner kids score direct hit." No.
"Meet the new kings
and queen of comedy?"
No!
Their movie was supposed to be a bomb.
The Warners' new film
is the biggest hit of the decade.
-Hi!
-Just listen to some of the reactions.
Heh, heh. I laughed till I cried.
I cried till I laughed.
BOTH:
We laughed and cried at the same time.
I ate too much licorice and got sick.
[BELCHES]
No doubt about it, the Warners' movie
has captured the nation.
And guess who turned down
the chance to make this film?
I did.
REPORTER:
That's right. Thaddeus Plotz.
Instead, he chose to make a movie
called Jam-A-Lot.
[SINGING]
♪ Jam-a-lot ♪
♪ Jam-a-lot ♪
♪ I like to shoot the basketball ♪
♪ Shoot the basketball ♪
♪ In Jam-a-lot ♪
♪ Yes, in Jam-a-lot ♪
♪ The hero's really tall ♪
♪ The hero's really tall ♪
Of course,
Jam-A-Lot crashed on takeoff…
…which makes Thaddeus Plotz
this week's big time Hollywood loser.
That's right, folks.
Hooray for North Hollywood
is the movie sensation of the year.
And America has fallen in love
with the Warners.
Here's a clip.
[SPACECRAFT WHIRRING]
I suggest we evacuate immediately.
I already evacuated.
Me too. Oops.
Twice.
Then the only thing left to do is jump.
[DOT SCREAMS]
EGGBERT:
Filled with thrills and chills…
…it's also a film packed
with memorable performances…
…like that of Billy Bob Wakko.
[IN SOUTHERN ACCENT] Mm. Some people call
it a kaiser roll, but I call it a sling roll. Mm-hm.
Because I reckon I like to sling all sorts
of good foods inside it then chew it all up.
Anybody got any licorice? Mm-hm.
HISSKILL: And who can forget
Dot Warner's role as the small-town sheriff?
[IN MINNESOTA ACCENT]
Oh, gee, you think he's alive or just sleeping?
[IN MINNESOTA ACCENT] Oh, yeah.
Gee, he doesn't look too good, does he?
[SLURPS]
Hey. Ooh, ooh.
Yeah, that's mighty good coffee.
Yeah, thanks for that. Oops.
[MAN SCREAMING]
Hot, hot, hot.
Oh, good. Yeah, he was just sleeping.
Oh, gee, that's nice.
[BOTH SLURPING]
EGGBERT: And how about Yakko's part as
the hotshot sports agent, Jerry McWarner?
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Show me the money!
Show me the money!
Show me the money!
HISSKILL: And, of course, there's the tragic
romance between the beautiful English lady…
…and the man she loves,
the handsome rogue of the desert.
Uh, Uma, Oprah.
Uma, Oprah. Ha, ha!
Oh, my darling.
Are you all right?
[IN ENGLISH ACCENT]
I've broken every bone in my body.
Get me to a doctor immediately.
My dear, let me carry you.
DOT:
No, really. I shouldn't be moved.
I need a neurologist and my chiropractor.
Please call 911.
Here, my love.
You'll be safe in this wondrous cave.
What are you, nuts?
It's cold and damp in here.
There are yucky bugs and bats.
I hate bats.
MAN:
Here. These supplies should last you a fortnight.
I shan't be long, my love.
-Where do you think you're going?
-Why, across the desert to get help.
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Listen. If you think you're leaving me…
…to rot in some stinking cave
in the mid die of nowhere…
…then you've been out in the sun
too long.
[IN ENGLISH ACCENT]
How much longer, doll face?
Another day or two at least.
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Well, okay, but hurry up, will you?
I'm dying for a long shower
and a big bowl of java chip ice cream.
[SOBBING]
Now, that's film making.
And so for the Warners
in Hooray for North Hollywood…
…we give two enthusiastic thumbs up
our noses.
It's everything a movie should be.
You get action, drama, comedy and songs
that'll stay with you like a big Italian dinner.
I made a big mistake.
So now, sit back
and enjoy one more clip…
…a musical highlight
from Hooray for North Hollywood.
Hey, look. it says L.A. Dot
on the side of the bus.
They put my name there.
Boy, does this town love me or what?
Uh, excuse me, Dot, but…
[SINGING]
♪ L.A. Dot, L.A. Dot ♪
♪ That's the sign that the bus has got ♪
♪ Written up where everyone can see me ♪
♪ L-A-D-O-T spells L.A. Dot ♪
♪ Who'd have thought that one so cute ♪
♪ Could be this hot? ♪
♪ The Metro line has built a sign for me ♪
♪ When I go walking down the street ♪
♪ All the folks I chance to meet ♪
♪ Will wave and smile and throw a fuss ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm the girl ♪
♪ Whose name's on the Metro bus ♪
♪ And no one else has that spot ♪
♪ Meryl Streep and Cher do not ♪
♪ Madonna she is totally not ♪
♪ No, the only name there is L.A. Dot ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm the best, still I'm floored ♪
♪ Who'd have guessed I'm so adored ♪
♪ You'd think I'd be conceited, but I'm not ♪
♪ No, no ♪
♪ I'm just simple, humble ♪
♪ Gorgeous L.A. Dot ♪
♪ I'm overwhelmed, quite a lot ♪
♪ Blown away, I kid you not ♪
♪ Who would have expected ♪
♪ For a sign to be erected saying L.A. Dot? ♪
♪ But, hey, why not? ♪
♪ I am a star from the Warner lot ♪
♪ Who they're thinking of ♪
♪ 'Cause they're all in love with me ♪
♪ So if my friends you chance to spot ♪
♪ A great big bus with L.A. Dot ♪
♪ No need to ask or wonder why ♪
♪ You know that it was put there ♪
♪ By my loyal fans who clap their hands ♪
♪ And cheer while banging pots and pans ♪
♪ They'll greet me now ♪
♪ With marching bands a lot ♪
♪ CHORUS: ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yes, they put me on the bus ♪
♪ So that every one of us ♪
♪ Could see that they love L.A.— ♪
Dot, excuse me,
but that's not your name.
L-A-D-O-T stands for Los Angeles
Department of Transportation.
Oh. Well.
[SINGING]
♪ You can find me on my Web-page spot ♪
♪ It's www-dot-dot-dot ♪
♪ Dot-dot-dot ♪
[CHEERING]
And so the Schloscar
for Best Picture of the Year goes to--
All right. Hooray for North Hollywood.
The Warners.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
I made a big, big mistake.
[PLOTZ SCREAMS]
[PLOTZ WHIMPERING]
How could I have rejected that script?
I'm disgraced for life.
What could be worse?
[INTERCOM BEEPS]
Mr. Plotz, the chairman of the board
is here to see you.
-That will do.
-Plotz.
Mr. Chairman,
what a wonderful surprise.
-Can I get you anything?
-Yeah, how about a hit movie?
Except I hear you turn down
all the good scripts.
Oh, well, ha, ha, ha, I can explain that, sir.
Walk with me, Plotz.
With one film, those Warner kids
have made more money…
…than all your movies in the past
five years combined. Right?
Well, yes, sir, but--
And you turned them down.
-Yes, sir.
-Told them to get lost.
-Yes, sir.
-Gave them their walking papers.
PLOTZ: That's true.
-Well, that was a bad call, wasn't it?
Well, uh, yes, sir, but--
-That cost us a lot of money, didn't it?
-Well, uh, yes, sir.
And that means…
-…you're fired!
-Whoa!
Have a nice day.
Well, we have it all.
Money, fame, fans,
the respect of our peers.
What more could we want?
I miss Mr. Plotz.
Ah. Yeah, remember how we used
to drive him crazy?
Then he'd scream and yell at us.
Heh, heh, heh.
And kick us out of his office.
It's just not the same anymore.
-I want him back.
-Me too.
Then let's get him back.
[SIGHS]
All alone on New Year's Eve.
What an arrogant,
pig-headed fool I've been.
Huh? Hey, what do you want?
No. Hey. Where are you taking me?
Help!
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
-Huh?
Surprise!
Plotz, welcome back to the studio, old pal.
But I don't work here anymore, remember?
You fired me.
I know, but now we're hiring you back.
-Really?
-Yep.
It was a decision made
by our company's majority shareholders.
Guess who?
The Warners?
That's right, Plotzy. We spent all the money
we made from our movie to buy stock.
So now we're in control of the company.
And we're re-appointing you
as head of the studio.
I'm so touched.
I don't know what to say.
-Say you'll take back your job.
-I'll take back my job.
-Say you'll never leave again.
-I'll never leave again.
-Say everyone gets a big fat raise.
-Everyone gets a big--
Hey.
Say it.
Everyone gets a big fat raise.
And finally, say, "Now, go away.
You're driving me crazy."
Now, go away. You're driving me crazy.
Yes. Mr. Plotz is back.
[CHEERING]
Hey, look. Three minutes to midnight.
It's almost New Year's.
♪ [SINGING] Should old acquaintance be forgot ♪
♪ And everybody cheer ♪
♪ We've managed somehow, friends ♪
♪ To make it through another year ♪
♪ Let's stay up late, let's celebrate ♪
♪ And then count down from 10 ♪
♪ 'Cause tomorrow when we wake up, guys ♪
♪ The whole thing starts again ♪
♪ It's New Year's Eve and I'm a beaut ♪
♪ Dressed up in my tuxedo suit ♪
♪ Got a shirt and vest ♪
♪ That are starched and pressed like new ♪
♪ I do and I'm loving the view ♪
♪ 'Cause it's New Year's Eve ♪
♪ And I'm looking swell ♪
♪ With a white carnation in my lapel! ♪
♪ Got a coat and tie ♪
♪ And I can't deny it's true ♪
♪ it's New Year's Eve and I do believe ♪
♪ it hit all of the restaurants in sight ♪
♪ The party's at Sardi's ♪
♪ And old Guy Lombardi's ♪
♪ Doing the countdown tonight ♪
♪ Well, it's New Year's Eve ♪
♪ Let the party rock ♪
♪ Let's dance and then when it's 12:00 ♪
♪ We'll sing them tunes ♪
♪ And we'll pop balloons with a cheer ♪
♪ Hear, hear. ♪
♪ Bring out the confetti, we're ready ♪
♪ Hey, happy New Year ♪
[CHEERING]
♪ It's New Year's Eve so let's all get dressed ♪
♪ In a tux or gown when you look your best ♪
♪ You're the belle of the ball ♪
♪ You're the one that they all came to see ♪
♪ Happy New Year. ♪
♪ Happy new you, my friend ♪
♪ And happy new me ♪
♪ May old acquaintance be forgot ♪
♪ On New Year's Eve, they say ♪
♪ Let's give a cheer ♪
♪ A brand-new year will soon be here to stay ♪
♪ Let's drink our fill-a ♪
♪ Sarsaparilla ♪
♪ We're too young for champagne ♪
♪ And every New Year's Eve ♪
♪ It's time to scream and go insane ♪
♪ It's New Year's Eve and it's almost here ♪
♪ We'll dance and swing ♪
♪ From the chandelier ♪
♪ And we'll all go nuts ♪
♪ When the ribbon cuts, we'll cheer ♪
♪ When midnight comes, we'll cut a rug ♪
♪ We'll toast each other and kiss and hug ♪
♪ As the shouters and screamers ♪
♪ Throw all of those streamers right here ♪
♪ It's New Year's Eve, but don't you grieve ♪
♪ 'Cause another year's headed our way ♪
♪ It's gonna be great ♪
♪ 'Cause we're staying up late ♪
♪ Then tomorrow we're sleeping all day ♪
♪ It's New Year's Eve ♪
♪ Gonna have a blast ♪
♪ The new one's here ♪
♪ And the old one's past ♪
♪ So forget your worry ♪
♪ And everyone hurry, you hear ♪
♪ It's okay, be a jerk, go berserk ♪
♪ Have a happy New Year ♪
[CROWD CHEERING]
[YAKKO READING ON-SCREEN TEXT]
-Done.
-Our first sequel.
Son of Hooray for North Hollywood.
-So now what do we do?
-I'm glad you asked that question.
[SINGING]
♪ We're on our way to go see Mr. Plotz ♪
♪ 'Cause he's the one in charge ♪
♪ Who calls the shots ♪
♪ He's really good ♪
♪ He's Hollywood and no one can deny ♪
♪ He truly is a super whiz ♪
♪ And that, my friends, is why ♪
♪ We're on our way to go see Mr. Plotz ♪
♪ They're on their way to go see Mr.— ♪
♪ -Warner brothers ♪
♪ -And Warner sister ♪
♪ We're on our way to go see Mr. Plotz ♪
Say, do you have any licorice?
Farewell.
[English - US - SDH]
♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
♪ Come join the Warner brothers ♪
♪ And the Warner sister, Dot ♪
♪ Just for fun we run around ♪
♪ The Warner movie lot ♪
♪ They lock us in the tower ♪
♪ Whenever we get caught ♪
♪ But we break loose and then vamoose ♪
♪ And now you know the plot ♪
♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
♪ Dot is cute and Yakko yaks ♪
♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
♪ We pay tons of income tax ♪
♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
♪ Meet Ralph and Dr. Scratch an sniff ♪
♪ Say hi to Hello, Nurse ♪
♪ Good feathers flock together ♪
♪ Slappy whacks them with her purse ♪
♪ Buttons chases Mindy ♪
♪ While Rita sings a verse ♪
♪ The writers flipped, we have no script ♪
♪ Why bother to rehearse? ♪
♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
♪ We have pay-or-play contracts ♪
♪ We're zany to the max ♪
♪ There's bologna in our slacks ♪
♪ We're Animan-y ♪
♪ Totally insane-y ♪
♪ How urbane-y ♪
♪ Animaniacs ♪
♪ Those are the facts ♪
Previously on Animaniacs:
WARNERS: We wanna make a movie.
-You can't make a movie.
-We wanna make a movie.
-You can't make a movie.
-We wanna make a movie.
-You can't make a movie.
That was pretty much it.
For a full half hour.
And now, part two.
-We still wanna make a movie.
-You can't make a movie.
-We still wanna make a movie.
-You can't make a movie.
-We still wanna make a movie.
-You can't make a movie.
So much for part two. Spew.
We're now proud to present the stirring
conclusion of this epic adventure.
Animaniacs'
“Hooray for North Hollywood."
Our script sale destination, sibs.
The Beverly Hills Hotel.
Where Hollywood's elite are gathered
for a charity fundraiser.
-What's the charity?
-The Have a Heart Foundation.
Which is dedicated to implanting actual hearts
into the souls of Hollywood agents.
A worthy cause.
Ah, hello, Mr. Redford.
Evening, Mr. Travolta.
Right this way, Miss Pfeiffer.
Howdy, Mr. Eastwood.
[GASPS]
Hey.
Where do you think yo use is going?
-Inside to talk to the movie people.
-And to show them our script.
So they'll make it
into a big-budget blockbuster.
Like the Titanic.
Except our movie
will cost under 200 million.
As long as Wakko keeps
his licorice habit under control.
Hello, I'm Wakko and I love licorice.
GROUP:
Hi, Wakko.
[YAWNS]
-I'm back.
-Yeah, well, where's your invitation?
My good man,
do we look like the kind of people…
…who waltz into private parties uninvited?
-I guess not.
-Of course not.
We tango.
Uh… Duh…
Hey, come back here.
[CHATTERING]
Wow, look at all the stars.
-Look at all the starlets.
-Look at all the food.
Hello, Sharon.
Do I know you?
Sure, I'm the one who saw your last movie.
Well, the first half hour, anyway, on video.
Actually, I saw five seconds
of the trailer, but you were great in it.
Heh, heh. Thank you. Thank you.
When do I get a turn?
Hey, find your own perch, Junior.
I'm nesting.
He ain't heavy. He's my brother.
Let's put Batman in a dress, okay?
Oh, Mr. Shoe-maker, I'm so impressed.
I've seen all of your films.
-Really? What do you think of them?
- I think you should keep making them.
Thanks.
Eventually, one of them is bound
to turn out watchable.
I like it here. It's comfy.
If we can afford the rent, let's stay.
WAKKO: Hey, who's that with Mr. Plotz?
PLOTZ: Oh, I love that hat.
YAKKO: That's Pressberg Katzeneisnerman,
the hottest producer in town.
Any movie he makes turns to gold.
So, Pressberg, when are you gonna come
to my studio and make a movie?
As soon as you come up
with an idea worth filming.
The scripts you keep sending me
just aren't funny, Plotzy.
I want something
that will make me laugh.
[WAKKO SIGHS]
[YAKKO LAUGHS
AND PLOTZ SCREAMS]
There. Now, that's funny.
What are you doing here?
I was invited.
No, heh, heh, not you, Sharon.
I mean, these two.
Hey, mitts off. We got here first.
Yeah. Find your own lap, pal.
I want you kids out of here.
We'll leave just as soon as we find
someone to produce our movie.
I told you. No one is ever going
to produce that script. Give it up.
Look, a billion dollars in dimes.
Where?
Come back here.
Get them, Ralph!
Boingy!
[SCREAMING]
[GRUNTS]
I tell you. A great script is hard to find.
They don't just hand them to you
on a silver platter, you know.
[CHUCKLING]
[LAUGHING]
[SCREAMING]
[LAUGHING]
Got you. Oops.
Mm. Strawberry cream. Not bad.
But do you have any licorice?
That's it.
I'm through with you for good this time.
You're out of the studio.
Off the lot. Finished.
And get this straight,
you little troublemakers.
No one in this town
will ever make your stupid movie.
Never ever. Never, never, never.
KATZENEISNERMAN: Actually, I'll make it.
-Huh?
This is one of the funniest scripts
I've ever read.
-What?
-I can get it set up…
…and green lit at any studio in town.
With the Warners? Ha.
Here's the check, Press, old mate.
Do we have a deal?
Deal.
We start pre-production on Monday, kids.
See you then.
[CHEERING]
YAKKO:
Yes.
Too bad, Plotzy.
You just let a box-office smash
slip right through your fingers.
I did?
[SIGHS]
Ain't showbiz grand?
It's faboo.
"Hooray for Hooray. Box office boffo?"
No. This can't be.
"Warner kids score direct hit." No.
"Meet the new kings
and queen of comedy?"
No!
Their movie was supposed to be a bomb.
The Warners' new film
is the biggest hit of the decade.
-Hi!
-Just listen to some of the reactions.
Heh, heh. I laughed till I cried.
I cried till I laughed.
BOTH:
We laughed and cried at the same time.
I ate too much licorice and got sick.
[BELCHES]
No doubt about it, the Warners' movie
has captured the nation.
And guess who turned down
the chance to make this film?
I did.
REPORTER:
That's right. Thaddeus Plotz.
Instead, he chose to make a movie
called Jam-A-Lot.
[SINGING]
♪ Jam-a-lot ♪
♪ Jam-a-lot ♪
♪ I like to shoot the basketball ♪
♪ Shoot the basketball ♪
♪ In Jam-a-lot ♪
♪ Yes, in Jam-a-lot ♪
♪ The hero's really tall ♪
♪ The hero's really tall ♪
Of course,
Jam-A-Lot crashed on takeoff…
…which makes Thaddeus Plotz
this week's big time Hollywood loser.
That's right, folks.
Hooray for North Hollywood
is the movie sensation of the year.
And America has fallen in love
with the Warners.
Here's a clip.
[SPACECRAFT WHIRRING]
I suggest we evacuate immediately.
I already evacuated.
Me too. Oops.
Twice.
Then the only thing left to do is jump.
[DOT SCREAMS]
EGGBERT:
Filled with thrills and chills…
…it's also a film packed
with memorable performances…
…like that of Billy Bob Wakko.
[IN SOUTHERN ACCENT] Mm. Some people call
it a kaiser roll, but I call it a sling roll. Mm-hm.
Because I reckon I like to sling all sorts
of good foods inside it then chew it all up.
Anybody got any licorice? Mm-hm.
HISSKILL: And who can forget
Dot Warner's role as the small-town sheriff?
[IN MINNESOTA ACCENT]
Oh, gee, you think he's alive or just sleeping?
[IN MINNESOTA ACCENT] Oh, yeah.
Gee, he doesn't look too good, does he?
[SLURPS]
Hey. Ooh, ooh.
Yeah, that's mighty good coffee.
Yeah, thanks for that. Oops.
[MAN SCREAMING]
Hot, hot, hot.
Oh, good. Yeah, he was just sleeping.
Oh, gee, that's nice.
[BOTH SLURPING]
EGGBERT: And how about Yakko's part as
the hotshot sports agent, Jerry McWarner?
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Show me the money!
Show me the money!
Show me the money!
HISSKILL: And, of course, there's the tragic
romance between the beautiful English lady…
…and the man she loves,
the handsome rogue of the desert.
Uh, Uma, Oprah.
Uma, Oprah. Ha, ha!
Oh, my darling.
Are you all right?
[IN ENGLISH ACCENT]
I've broken every bone in my body.
Get me to a doctor immediately.
My dear, let me carry you.
DOT:
No, really. I shouldn't be moved.
I need a neurologist and my chiropractor.
Please call 911.
Here, my love.
You'll be safe in this wondrous cave.
What are you, nuts?
It's cold and damp in here.
There are yucky bugs and bats.
I hate bats.
MAN:
Here. These supplies should last you a fortnight.
I shan't be long, my love.
-Where do you think you're going?
-Why, across the desert to get help.
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Listen. If you think you're leaving me…
…to rot in some stinking cave
in the mid die of nowhere…
…then you've been out in the sun
too long.
[IN ENGLISH ACCENT]
How much longer, doll face?
Another day or two at least.
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Well, okay, but hurry up, will you?
I'm dying for a long shower
and a big bowl of java chip ice cream.
[SOBBING]
Now, that's film making.
And so for the Warners
in Hooray for North Hollywood…
…we give two enthusiastic thumbs up
our noses.
It's everything a movie should be.
You get action, drama, comedy and songs
that'll stay with you like a big Italian dinner.
I made a big mistake.
So now, sit back
and enjoy one more clip…
…a musical highlight
from Hooray for North Hollywood.
Hey, look. it says L.A. Dot
on the side of the bus.
They put my name there.
Boy, does this town love me or what?
Uh, excuse me, Dot, but…
[SINGING]
♪ L.A. Dot, L.A. Dot ♪
♪ That's the sign that the bus has got ♪
♪ Written up where everyone can see me ♪
♪ L-A-D-O-T spells L.A. Dot ♪
♪ Who'd have thought that one so cute ♪
♪ Could be this hot? ♪
♪ The Metro line has built a sign for me ♪
♪ When I go walking down the street ♪
♪ All the folks I chance to meet ♪
♪ Will wave and smile and throw a fuss ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm the girl ♪
♪ Whose name's on the Metro bus ♪
♪ And no one else has that spot ♪
♪ Meryl Streep and Cher do not ♪
♪ Madonna she is totally not ♪
♪ No, the only name there is L.A. Dot ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm the best, still I'm floored ♪
♪ Who'd have guessed I'm so adored ♪
♪ You'd think I'd be conceited, but I'm not ♪
♪ No, no ♪
♪ I'm just simple, humble ♪
♪ Gorgeous L.A. Dot ♪
♪ I'm overwhelmed, quite a lot ♪
♪ Blown away, I kid you not ♪
♪ Who would have expected ♪
♪ For a sign to be erected saying L.A. Dot? ♪
♪ But, hey, why not? ♪
♪ I am a star from the Warner lot ♪
♪ Who they're thinking of ♪
♪ 'Cause they're all in love with me ♪
♪ So if my friends you chance to spot ♪
♪ A great big bus with L.A. Dot ♪
♪ No need to ask or wonder why ♪
♪ You know that it was put there ♪
♪ By my loyal fans who clap their hands ♪
♪ And cheer while banging pots and pans ♪
♪ They'll greet me now ♪
♪ With marching bands a lot ♪
♪ CHORUS: ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yes, they put me on the bus ♪
♪ So that every one of us ♪
♪ Could see that they love L.A.— ♪
Dot, excuse me,
but that's not your name.
L-A-D-O-T stands for Los Angeles
Department of Transportation.
Oh. Well.
[SINGING]
♪ You can find me on my Web-page spot ♪
♪ It's www-dot-dot-dot ♪
♪ Dot-dot-dot ♪
[CHEERING]
And so the Schloscar
for Best Picture of the Year goes to--
All right. Hooray for North Hollywood.
The Warners.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
I made a big, big mistake.
[PLOTZ SCREAMS]
[PLOTZ WHIMPERING]
How could I have rejected that script?
I'm disgraced for life.
What could be worse?
[INTERCOM BEEPS]
Mr. Plotz, the chairman of the board
is here to see you.
-That will do.
-Plotz.
Mr. Chairman,
what a wonderful surprise.
-Can I get you anything?
-Yeah, how about a hit movie?
Except I hear you turn down
all the good scripts.
Oh, well, ha, ha, ha, I can explain that, sir.
Walk with me, Plotz.
With one film, those Warner kids
have made more money…
…than all your movies in the past
five years combined. Right?
Well, yes, sir, but--
And you turned them down.
-Yes, sir.
-Told them to get lost.
-Yes, sir.
-Gave them their walking papers.
PLOTZ: That's true.
-Well, that was a bad call, wasn't it?
Well, uh, yes, sir, but--
-That cost us a lot of money, didn't it?
-Well, uh, yes, sir.
And that means…
-…you're fired!
-Whoa!
Have a nice day.
Well, we have it all.
Money, fame, fans,
the respect of our peers.
What more could we want?
I miss Mr. Plotz.
Ah. Yeah, remember how we used
to drive him crazy?
Then he'd scream and yell at us.
Heh, heh, heh.
And kick us out of his office.
It's just not the same anymore.
-I want him back.
-Me too.
Then let's get him back.
[SIGHS]
All alone on New Year's Eve.
What an arrogant,
pig-headed fool I've been.
Huh? Hey, what do you want?
No. Hey. Where are you taking me?
Help!
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
-Huh?
Surprise!
Plotz, welcome back to the studio, old pal.
But I don't work here anymore, remember?
You fired me.
I know, but now we're hiring you back.
-Really?
-Yep.
It was a decision made
by our company's majority shareholders.
Guess who?
The Warners?
That's right, Plotzy. We spent all the money
we made from our movie to buy stock.
So now we're in control of the company.
And we're re-appointing you
as head of the studio.
I'm so touched.
I don't know what to say.
-Say you'll take back your job.
-I'll take back my job.
-Say you'll never leave again.
-I'll never leave again.
-Say everyone gets a big fat raise.
-Everyone gets a big--
Hey.
Say it.
Everyone gets a big fat raise.
And finally, say, "Now, go away.
You're driving me crazy."
Now, go away. You're driving me crazy.
Yes. Mr. Plotz is back.
[CHEERING]
Hey, look. Three minutes to midnight.
It's almost New Year's.
♪ [SINGING] Should old acquaintance be forgot ♪
♪ And everybody cheer ♪
♪ We've managed somehow, friends ♪
♪ To make it through another year ♪
♪ Let's stay up late, let's celebrate ♪
♪ And then count down from 10 ♪
♪ 'Cause tomorrow when we wake up, guys ♪
♪ The whole thing starts again ♪
♪ It's New Year's Eve and I'm a beaut ♪
♪ Dressed up in my tuxedo suit ♪
♪ Got a shirt and vest ♪
♪ That are starched and pressed like new ♪
♪ I do and I'm loving the view ♪
♪ 'Cause it's New Year's Eve ♪
♪ And I'm looking swell ♪
♪ With a white carnation in my lapel! ♪
♪ Got a coat and tie ♪
♪ And I can't deny it's true ♪
♪ it's New Year's Eve and I do believe ♪
♪ it hit all of the restaurants in sight ♪
♪ The party's at Sardi's ♪
♪ And old Guy Lombardi's ♪
♪ Doing the countdown tonight ♪
♪ Well, it's New Year's Eve ♪
♪ Let the party rock ♪
♪ Let's dance and then when it's 12:00 ♪
♪ We'll sing them tunes ♪
♪ And we'll pop balloons with a cheer ♪
♪ Hear, hear. ♪
♪ Bring out the confetti, we're ready ♪
♪ Hey, happy New Year ♪
[CHEERING]
♪ It's New Year's Eve so let's all get dressed ♪
♪ In a tux or gown when you look your best ♪
♪ You're the belle of the ball ♪
♪ You're the one that they all came to see ♪
♪ Happy New Year. ♪
♪ Happy new you, my friend ♪
♪ And happy new me ♪
♪ May old acquaintance be forgot ♪
♪ On New Year's Eve, they say ♪
♪ Let's give a cheer ♪
♪ A brand-new year will soon be here to stay ♪
♪ Let's drink our fill-a ♪
♪ Sarsaparilla ♪
♪ We're too young for champagne ♪
♪ And every New Year's Eve ♪
♪ It's time to scream and go insane ♪
♪ It's New Year's Eve and it's almost here ♪
♪ We'll dance and swing ♪
♪ From the chandelier ♪
♪ And we'll all go nuts ♪
♪ When the ribbon cuts, we'll cheer ♪
♪ When midnight comes, we'll cut a rug ♪
♪ We'll toast each other and kiss and hug ♪
♪ As the shouters and screamers ♪
♪ Throw all of those streamers right here ♪
♪ It's New Year's Eve, but don't you grieve ♪
♪ 'Cause another year's headed our way ♪
♪ It's gonna be great ♪
♪ 'Cause we're staying up late ♪
♪ Then tomorrow we're sleeping all day ♪
♪ It's New Year's Eve ♪
♪ Gonna have a blast ♪
♪ The new one's here ♪
♪ And the old one's past ♪
♪ So forget your worry ♪
♪ And everyone hurry, you hear ♪
♪ It's okay, be a jerk, go berserk ♪
♪ Have a happy New Year ♪
[CROWD CHEERING]
[YAKKO READING ON-SCREEN TEXT]
-Done.
-Our first sequel.
Son of Hooray for North Hollywood.
-So now what do we do?
-I'm glad you asked that question.
[SINGING]
♪ We're on our way to go see Mr. Plotz ♪
♪ 'Cause he's the one in charge ♪
♪ Who calls the shots ♪
♪ He's really good ♪
♪ He's Hollywood and no one can deny ♪
♪ He truly is a super whiz ♪
♪ And that, my friends, is why ♪
♪ We're on our way to go see Mr. Plotz ♪
♪ They're on their way to go see Mr.— ♪
♪ -Warner brothers ♪
♪ -And Warner sister ♪
♪ We're on our way to go see Mr. Plotz ♪
Say, do you have any licorice?
Farewell.
[English - US - SDH]