American Dad! (2005–…): Season 6, Episode 15 - License to Till - full transcript
When Steve has trouble crossing over into the "cool kids" social circle, Klaus and Roger place their bets to see how quickly Roger can make him cool. Everything they try backfires until Steve becomes the in-crowds designated drive...
♪ Good morning, USA! ♪
♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
♪ Good... ♪
♪ Good morning, USA ♪
Aah!
♪ Good morning, USA! ♪
You guys ready?
Oh, I don't know, Snot.
A whole week of working after
school on your uncle's farm?
Steve, we promised him.
And you know he can't afford
a professional crew.
Plus, it's a mitzvah.
What's a mitzvah?
A mitt's fah catching
a baseball!
Yacka-yacka-yacka!
Ehh?
There's a smile.
Come on! We'll
all be together!
What could be more
fun than that?
Oh, my God.
It's all the cool kids.
Yeah! Who wants
to be us?!
Let's go surf and mountain-bike
and explore each other's bodies!
Oh, yeah!
Aw, man, can you imagine what
it's like to be one of them?
Yeah! Who wants
to be us?!
Let's go surf and mountain-bike
and explore each other's bodies!
Oh, yeah!
Oh...
Well, howdy, boychicks.
You're real mensches to help me
bring in this year's cabbage crop.
Well, as you know, Yom
Kippur's on the horizon,
and temples everywhere are
predicting a robust break fast.
Now, this here cabbage'll supply
every Jew on the eastern seaboard
with the delicious
coleslaw they crave.
Any questions?
Do dolphins sleep?
They are mammals,
and they do sleep.
Schmuely, you're one
heck of a nephew,
and you got a great
group of friends here.
The best!
And you're
the best of the best
of the best, Steve.
Thanks, bud.
I think Toshi can hear us.
Hey, babe. Back from my
mission in New Brunswick.
Honey! Welcome home.
Surprise!
Oh, my God.
A decorative spoon.
You didn't even open it.
Oh, my God.
A decorative spoon.
Do you love it?
You collect them.
No. I have a collection,
because you bring me one
from every mission.
Well, just tell me what you
want to collect, and I'll...
You're... you're crying.
What's
the matta, ya hungry?
I know you mean well,
but I feel like there's
just no more surprises
in our marriage.
Oh, God. Oh, no.
This is a problem.
Honey, mark this date:
the day I vow to return
the element of surprise
to our marriage.
Oh, Stan.
Oh! Farted
during a hug.
Hey, that's kind of a surprise.
No, it's... kind of not.
All these people
walking around without bags.
Buy something!
You're killing this mall!
How's your pretzel?
Good. I brought
it from home.
Oh, look at those nerd bombs.
Probably gonna use that fabric
to make each other
wizard cloaks.
What is that, about a yard?
Wow! Yeah,
it is about a yard.
They'll never be cool.
You're either born cool,
or you're not.
I don't know about that.
I'm pretty sure I can
make anybody cool.
Oh, ja? One dollar
says you can't make
the next loser up
the escalator into a cool.
You got yourself a bet.
Damn it, you saw him coming.
Touché.
You're using that wrong.
Yes...
It's fine. I mean, how hard
could it be to make Steve cool?
Oh, my God!
Pals that I know!
Hello, pals!
I'm here to get
my eyeglasses adjusted!
Hey, you got Gummi Bears
in your ears?
I said hello.
Hey, Smith, I got to get ready
for my party tomorrow night,
so I don't have time
to pick on you.
No problem...
I'll pick on myself.
Thanks, man.
Front wedgie!
Aah! I smell my butt!
Last time I heard that,
I was holding a finger
under the fat
Kardashian's nose.
Roger?
Name's Josh Bycel.
Transfer student
from the poor part
of Santa Barb...
... ara.
I'm here to make you cool.
What do you know
about being cool?
Yo, Bycel!
What up, Berland?
Tell your sister I'm
gonna put a baby in her.
Put one in me.
You wish.
So, what do you say, Steve,
you want to be cool?
Oh, I don't know. Would the guys at
REI rather be camping right now?
Yeah, I want to be cool.
But that big dream is not
for little Steve Smith.
Hey.
Hey, sweet bird, look at me.
I will make you cool.
You really think
you can, Roger?
I know it.
Hey, this feels good.
Do you like it?
Don't tell anyone.
You'll get in trouble, too.
Gotcha!
Oh, that is terrific!
What the hell are you doing?!
Surprising you,
like you wanted.
I was talking about
a romantic surprise.
Like flowers
or a nice dinner out.
Oh, boy.
I misunderstood.
Don't feel bad that
you didn't explain yourself
as well as you should have.
Giving me a heart attack.
Almost broke my damn neck.
I'm really sorry.
Now I know.
I'll make it up to you,
I promise.
And that's a skier's promise.
Your undies are on the lamp.
Oh, no, oh, no, no,
no, no, no, no,
no, those-those are mine.
Okay, the easiest
way to be cool:
be the guy with
the big kielbasa.
Size 14 high-tops
and a thick, spicy one.
Slip these on, and
I'll slip this... in.
Mm! Look at that bulge.
Mm! Best part of waking up
is Bulgers in your cup.
Mm! Now, go wag that mama
all over school, cool guy.
Easy, boy.
All right, new plan.
You're gonna be...
the tough guy.
Ooh.
Now,
you're one of
the biggest wimps in school,
so you have to find
somebody even wimpier
and just kick... their... ass.
Oh, hi, Steve.
How are...
Yeah! What?
It's Steve's hallway!
That guy hit
the super smart Indian girl
who skipped several grades!
How could he hit a girl?
That's messed up.
No way. Reshma.
That girl's nice to everyone!
Hey! What's going
on out here?
This guy hit Reshma.
Hi...
yah!
Yeah.
Didn't think I had to specify
that you should kick
a boy's ass.
Sorry. Don't apologize to
me; apologize to Reshma.
Bitch is hysterical.
Thanks for trying, Roger.
I'm just not meant to be cool.
I'm gonna turn in.
I got to be at the
farm at sunrise.
Roger, just admit defeat
and pay me my dollar.
I want to go to Old Navy
and buy two pullovers.
Not so fast.
I have one last foolproof idea.
Steve'll be the first kid
in his class to drive.
He can't drive a car...
he's only 14.
Know the rules
of the planet, dipstick.
Guess who, dick?
So, I read the DMV manual.
The fish is right... you are
too young to drive a car.
But there is something
a 14-year-old can drive.
What up, bitches.
Unless you're a ho,
close your mouth.
That's right,
I got my farming license, son.
First freshman to drive.
Wow. Look at
Steve Smith, huh?
Driving a tractor is so lame.
Bycel, what are
you doing up there
with the farmer's daughter?
Uh... well...
I couldn't hit him
from down there.
What the hell?
Sorry, can't ruin my rep.
Don't worry,
I'll make it up to you
right... now.
Huh?
Hurts less this time,
doesn't it?
Steve. There you are.
Where did you take the tractor?
I took it for a joyride,
but there wasn't much joy.
That's beautiful.
Oy.
Looks like we got some
freezing rain moving in.
Crop won't survive the night.
Then let's bring
this cabbage in.
Now, hold on.
Let me check,
make sure it's ripe and ready.
You guys ready?
So close.
Two, three hours, tops.
But you got to leave us alone;
you're stressing everybody out.
Now, this is what
I'm talkin' 'bout.
My man love me.
Oh, my God.
I got you twice.
Deuce. Deuce.
I can't believe
you did that again.
Had to.
By pretending I understood
what kind of surprise
you wanted,
I totally threw you off.
Made you think I was gonna do
something romantic, then boom.
How could you?
Aw, baby, come on,
no, no, don't...
don't... don't
ruin this for me.
Chung, I'm opening one
of your dad's Petite Sirahs.
Hey. Just want to know
if you're ready
to admit defeat
and pay me my buck?
What-What's that echo?
Are you in the bathroom?
No, I'm in the subway.
Where do you think I am?
I'm on the can.
You got my money or not?
No, because I'm
gonna win this bet.
Nice!
Ah, that wasn't for you.
Hey, there's an even cooler
party across town.
They've got pizza and two
golden retrievers you can pet.
Let's get there.
Yeah, let's do it.
Oh, man, golden retrievers
are so special.
Is anybody sober
enough to drive?
Nope!
I'm good.
We'll take my Kawasaki.
I'll-I'll-I'll
make 50 trips.
Grab-Grab onto my waist.
Kawasaki!
Who's next?
You're not okay to drive, bro.
Man, if we could find a way
to get 50 wasted people safely
across town, it'd be so cool.
That gives me an idea.
Someone order
a designated driver?
Super cool.
Let's get to the next party.
Steve Smith's the man.
You hear that Roger?
I'm the man. You did it.
No problem, buddy.
What a mild night.
Where'd she go?
She usually starts dinner
at 6:00.
Got you!
How? You were...
I saw you.
Come on, it's funny.
Ooh, ah. She got me.
She got me good.
Deuce! Deuce!
Two times!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Yeah! Right on!
Shut up!
The only reason
I'm able to drink irresponsibly
is 'cause of our designated
driver right here!
Steve! Steve!
Steve! Steve! Steve!
Hey!
When these come in,
they're all yours.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Nice. About how long do
you think that'll take?
I love how comfortable
you are with me.
Ugh!
He did it.
Steve, Snot Lonstein again.
Third message.
Hope you're well.
Listen, you're kind of
us with this tractor thing, huh?
So... call me back, okay?
So?
He didn't pick up.
But I'm sure he'll bring
the tractor back before...
...the rain.
Uh-oh.
Looks like
I'm in for a bad hair day.
♪ Tractor boy ♪
♪ Got you in my tractor beam. ♪
Steve, what are you doing?!
We're supposed
to bring in the harvest.
Your popularity's too new.
Distance yourself now.
I'm sorry, do I know you?
What?
Yeah, Steve, it's me, Snot.
Bonk. That beer went straight
to your head.
Oh, brutal.
♪ Tractor boy. ♪
I guess it's me who
doesn't know you.
Well, there's only
two of us in the van,
and I know it wasn't me.
Jeff, look out! A man!
Dad, what are you doing
in the middle of the street?
It's the only safe place.
Your mother is everywhere.
Wait. Are you her?
You're her.
Dad.
Oh, Mr. S...
Don't stand behind me.
Dad, you're going crazy.
You need to get some sleep.
I can't go back in the house.
I'm going to a hotel.
You never saw me.
Okay.
Okay, calm down.
A little vapo rub
will soothe me.
I am very hurt.
We have to stop this.
Truce?
Truce.
Hello, I am David.
I am new to the neighborhood.
You've struck my garage,
and I feel as though
we are not going to get along.
Steve, tractor us to Taco King.
Sure thing, Chung.
You the man, Smith!
Eh!
I lost my lens.
Come on.
Let's go.
Attention.
I've lost a prescription lens.
If everybody could
just link arms,
we can do an Amish sweep.
Oh, no!
Sorry, everybody.
I can't drive
without this lens.
Not cool.
To think, this summer,
we were going to become
such good friends,
I was going to tell
you my darkest secret.
Something so
shocking and personal
that it would have
bonded us forever.
To find out Vince's
secret, log onto:
Snot!
But h-how do you have...?
We made a deal in the
fourth grade, remember?
I always carry a
spare lens for you,
and you always carry a
spare inhaler for me.
You have it, right?
Yeah, of course I do.
Snot, why'd you come back?
I was so horrible to you.
Because friendship
is like a crop.
There are good times
and bad times,
fertile and frost,
but you always have
to see it through.
Even though
I hate you right now,
you're still my friend.
Snot, I'm sorry.
How can I ever make this up
to you?
You can do what any
good friend would do...
help my Jewish farmer uncle
harvest his talking cabbage crop
in time to make the coleslaw
for the Yom Kippur break fast.
Let's ride.
Francine.
I am entering the house.
Remember our truce?
Are you in the house?
I am in the house.
I am standing in the kitchen.
I am going
to enter the kitchen now.
Okay. I understand you are going
to enter the kitchen now.
I'm here, Francine.
I see you.
Ugh, I'm sorry, honey.
It was stupid of me to think
that scaring you
was the kind of surprise
our relationship needed.
Well, I kind of got caught up
in it, too.
I think I finally understand
what sort of surprise
you're looking for.
Something little.
Chinese food?
It's perfect, Stan.
Let's eat.
Did we do it, Stan?
Did we scare her?
We did it, little buddy.
We scared her good.
He's got really pretty eyes.
It's over.
Without the tractor,
the harvest is as good as dead.
Like my kidneys.
I have pretty serious
diabetes, Toshi.
Baruch Hashem.
The sum'bitch came back.
Steve!
Steve!
Sorry I'm late, everyone.
I got caught in a cool front.
But it passed.
Well, I'm sure that's special
what you just said,
but we really got
to bring in the harvest.
We're with ya!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Um...
Did you...
did you put any gas in it?
Oh. You didn't fill it up?!
The tractor's dead!
I'm ruined!
You ruined me!
Well, Snot's Uncle Solomon,
the important thing is
I learned something
about friendship today.
No! That's not
what's important at all!
I'm gonna lose my farm.
I'm gonna be homeless.
Okay, I guess we'll just have
to agree to disagree.
Out! Get out!
Go on, git!
I'm sorry about all that, Snot.
Hey, family comes and goes.
Kids you're in school with
are forever.
♪ Hevenu ♪
♪ Shalom Aleichem ♪
♪ Hevenu Shalom Aleichem ♪
♪ Hevenu Shalom Aleichem ♪
♪ Hevenu Shalom, Shalom,
Shalom Aleichem. ♪
Bye! Have a beautiful time.
♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
♪ Good... ♪
♪ Good morning, USA ♪
Aah!
♪ Good morning, USA! ♪
You guys ready?
Oh, I don't know, Snot.
A whole week of working after
school on your uncle's farm?
Steve, we promised him.
And you know he can't afford
a professional crew.
Plus, it's a mitzvah.
What's a mitzvah?
A mitt's fah catching
a baseball!
Yacka-yacka-yacka!
Ehh?
There's a smile.
Come on! We'll
all be together!
What could be more
fun than that?
Oh, my God.
It's all the cool kids.
Yeah! Who wants
to be us?!
Let's go surf and mountain-bike
and explore each other's bodies!
Oh, yeah!
Aw, man, can you imagine what
it's like to be one of them?
Yeah! Who wants
to be us?!
Let's go surf and mountain-bike
and explore each other's bodies!
Oh, yeah!
Oh...
Well, howdy, boychicks.
You're real mensches to help me
bring in this year's cabbage crop.
Well, as you know, Yom
Kippur's on the horizon,
and temples everywhere are
predicting a robust break fast.
Now, this here cabbage'll supply
every Jew on the eastern seaboard
with the delicious
coleslaw they crave.
Any questions?
Do dolphins sleep?
They are mammals,
and they do sleep.
Schmuely, you're one
heck of a nephew,
and you got a great
group of friends here.
The best!
And you're
the best of the best
of the best, Steve.
Thanks, bud.
I think Toshi can hear us.
Hey, babe. Back from my
mission in New Brunswick.
Honey! Welcome home.
Surprise!
Oh, my God.
A decorative spoon.
You didn't even open it.
Oh, my God.
A decorative spoon.
Do you love it?
You collect them.
No. I have a collection,
because you bring me one
from every mission.
Well, just tell me what you
want to collect, and I'll...
You're... you're crying.
What's
the matta, ya hungry?
I know you mean well,
but I feel like there's
just no more surprises
in our marriage.
Oh, God. Oh, no.
This is a problem.
Honey, mark this date:
the day I vow to return
the element of surprise
to our marriage.
Oh, Stan.
Oh! Farted
during a hug.
Hey, that's kind of a surprise.
No, it's... kind of not.
All these people
walking around without bags.
Buy something!
You're killing this mall!
How's your pretzel?
Good. I brought
it from home.
Oh, look at those nerd bombs.
Probably gonna use that fabric
to make each other
wizard cloaks.
What is that, about a yard?
Wow! Yeah,
it is about a yard.
They'll never be cool.
You're either born cool,
or you're not.
I don't know about that.
I'm pretty sure I can
make anybody cool.
Oh, ja? One dollar
says you can't make
the next loser up
the escalator into a cool.
You got yourself a bet.
Damn it, you saw him coming.
Touché.
You're using that wrong.
Yes...
It's fine. I mean, how hard
could it be to make Steve cool?
Oh, my God!
Pals that I know!
Hello, pals!
I'm here to get
my eyeglasses adjusted!
Hey, you got Gummi Bears
in your ears?
I said hello.
Hey, Smith, I got to get ready
for my party tomorrow night,
so I don't have time
to pick on you.
No problem...
I'll pick on myself.
Thanks, man.
Front wedgie!
Aah! I smell my butt!
Last time I heard that,
I was holding a finger
under the fat
Kardashian's nose.
Roger?
Name's Josh Bycel.
Transfer student
from the poor part
of Santa Barb...
... ara.
I'm here to make you cool.
What do you know
about being cool?
Yo, Bycel!
What up, Berland?
Tell your sister I'm
gonna put a baby in her.
Put one in me.
You wish.
So, what do you say, Steve,
you want to be cool?
Oh, I don't know. Would the guys at
REI rather be camping right now?
Yeah, I want to be cool.
But that big dream is not
for little Steve Smith.
Hey.
Hey, sweet bird, look at me.
I will make you cool.
You really think
you can, Roger?
I know it.
Hey, this feels good.
Do you like it?
Don't tell anyone.
You'll get in trouble, too.
Gotcha!
Oh, that is terrific!
What the hell are you doing?!
Surprising you,
like you wanted.
I was talking about
a romantic surprise.
Like flowers
or a nice dinner out.
Oh, boy.
I misunderstood.
Don't feel bad that
you didn't explain yourself
as well as you should have.
Giving me a heart attack.
Almost broke my damn neck.
I'm really sorry.
Now I know.
I'll make it up to you,
I promise.
And that's a skier's promise.
Your undies are on the lamp.
Oh, no, oh, no, no,
no, no, no, no,
no, those-those are mine.
Okay, the easiest
way to be cool:
be the guy with
the big kielbasa.
Size 14 high-tops
and a thick, spicy one.
Slip these on, and
I'll slip this... in.
Mm! Look at that bulge.
Mm! Best part of waking up
is Bulgers in your cup.
Mm! Now, go wag that mama
all over school, cool guy.
Easy, boy.
All right, new plan.
You're gonna be...
the tough guy.
Ooh.
Now,
you're one of
the biggest wimps in school,
so you have to find
somebody even wimpier
and just kick... their... ass.
Oh, hi, Steve.
How are...
Yeah! What?
It's Steve's hallway!
That guy hit
the super smart Indian girl
who skipped several grades!
How could he hit a girl?
That's messed up.
No way. Reshma.
That girl's nice to everyone!
Hey! What's going
on out here?
This guy hit Reshma.
Hi...
yah!
Yeah.
Didn't think I had to specify
that you should kick
a boy's ass.
Sorry. Don't apologize to
me; apologize to Reshma.
Bitch is hysterical.
Thanks for trying, Roger.
I'm just not meant to be cool.
I'm gonna turn in.
I got to be at the
farm at sunrise.
Roger, just admit defeat
and pay me my dollar.
I want to go to Old Navy
and buy two pullovers.
Not so fast.
I have one last foolproof idea.
Steve'll be the first kid
in his class to drive.
He can't drive a car...
he's only 14.
Know the rules
of the planet, dipstick.
Guess who, dick?
So, I read the DMV manual.
The fish is right... you are
too young to drive a car.
But there is something
a 14-year-old can drive.
What up, bitches.
Unless you're a ho,
close your mouth.
That's right,
I got my farming license, son.
First freshman to drive.
Wow. Look at
Steve Smith, huh?
Driving a tractor is so lame.
Bycel, what are
you doing up there
with the farmer's daughter?
Uh... well...
I couldn't hit him
from down there.
What the hell?
Sorry, can't ruin my rep.
Don't worry,
I'll make it up to you
right... now.
Huh?
Hurts less this time,
doesn't it?
Steve. There you are.
Where did you take the tractor?
I took it for a joyride,
but there wasn't much joy.
That's beautiful.
Oy.
Looks like we got some
freezing rain moving in.
Crop won't survive the night.
Then let's bring
this cabbage in.
Now, hold on.
Let me check,
make sure it's ripe and ready.
You guys ready?
So close.
Two, three hours, tops.
But you got to leave us alone;
you're stressing everybody out.
Now, this is what
I'm talkin' 'bout.
My man love me.
Oh, my God.
I got you twice.
Deuce. Deuce.
I can't believe
you did that again.
Had to.
By pretending I understood
what kind of surprise
you wanted,
I totally threw you off.
Made you think I was gonna do
something romantic, then boom.
How could you?
Aw, baby, come on,
no, no, don't...
don't... don't
ruin this for me.
Chung, I'm opening one
of your dad's Petite Sirahs.
Hey. Just want to know
if you're ready
to admit defeat
and pay me my buck?
What-What's that echo?
Are you in the bathroom?
No, I'm in the subway.
Where do you think I am?
I'm on the can.
You got my money or not?
No, because I'm
gonna win this bet.
Nice!
Ah, that wasn't for you.
Hey, there's an even cooler
party across town.
They've got pizza and two
golden retrievers you can pet.
Let's get there.
Yeah, let's do it.
Oh, man, golden retrievers
are so special.
Is anybody sober
enough to drive?
Nope!
I'm good.
We'll take my Kawasaki.
I'll-I'll-I'll
make 50 trips.
Grab-Grab onto my waist.
Kawasaki!
Who's next?
You're not okay to drive, bro.
Man, if we could find a way
to get 50 wasted people safely
across town, it'd be so cool.
That gives me an idea.
Someone order
a designated driver?
Super cool.
Let's get to the next party.
Steve Smith's the man.
You hear that Roger?
I'm the man. You did it.
No problem, buddy.
What a mild night.
Where'd she go?
She usually starts dinner
at 6:00.
Got you!
How? You were...
I saw you.
Come on, it's funny.
Ooh, ah. She got me.
She got me good.
Deuce! Deuce!
Two times!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Yeah! Right on!
Shut up!
The only reason
I'm able to drink irresponsibly
is 'cause of our designated
driver right here!
Steve! Steve!
Steve! Steve! Steve!
Hey!
When these come in,
they're all yours.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Nice. About how long do
you think that'll take?
I love how comfortable
you are with me.
Ugh!
He did it.
Steve, Snot Lonstein again.
Third message.
Hope you're well.
Listen, you're kind of
us with this tractor thing, huh?
So... call me back, okay?
So?
He didn't pick up.
But I'm sure he'll bring
the tractor back before...
...the rain.
Uh-oh.
Looks like
I'm in for a bad hair day.
♪ Tractor boy ♪
♪ Got you in my tractor beam. ♪
Steve, what are you doing?!
We're supposed
to bring in the harvest.
Your popularity's too new.
Distance yourself now.
I'm sorry, do I know you?
What?
Yeah, Steve, it's me, Snot.
Bonk. That beer went straight
to your head.
Oh, brutal.
♪ Tractor boy. ♪
I guess it's me who
doesn't know you.
Well, there's only
two of us in the van,
and I know it wasn't me.
Jeff, look out! A man!
Dad, what are you doing
in the middle of the street?
It's the only safe place.
Your mother is everywhere.
Wait. Are you her?
You're her.
Dad.
Oh, Mr. S...
Don't stand behind me.
Dad, you're going crazy.
You need to get some sleep.
I can't go back in the house.
I'm going to a hotel.
You never saw me.
Okay.
Okay, calm down.
A little vapo rub
will soothe me.
I am very hurt.
We have to stop this.
Truce?
Truce.
Hello, I am David.
I am new to the neighborhood.
You've struck my garage,
and I feel as though
we are not going to get along.
Steve, tractor us to Taco King.
Sure thing, Chung.
You the man, Smith!
Eh!
I lost my lens.
Come on.
Let's go.
Attention.
I've lost a prescription lens.
If everybody could
just link arms,
we can do an Amish sweep.
Oh, no!
Sorry, everybody.
I can't drive
without this lens.
Not cool.
To think, this summer,
we were going to become
such good friends,
I was going to tell
you my darkest secret.
Something so
shocking and personal
that it would have
bonded us forever.
To find out Vince's
secret, log onto:
Snot!
But h-how do you have...?
We made a deal in the
fourth grade, remember?
I always carry a
spare lens for you,
and you always carry a
spare inhaler for me.
You have it, right?
Yeah, of course I do.
Snot, why'd you come back?
I was so horrible to you.
Because friendship
is like a crop.
There are good times
and bad times,
fertile and frost,
but you always have
to see it through.
Even though
I hate you right now,
you're still my friend.
Snot, I'm sorry.
How can I ever make this up
to you?
You can do what any
good friend would do...
help my Jewish farmer uncle
harvest his talking cabbage crop
in time to make the coleslaw
for the Yom Kippur break fast.
Let's ride.
Francine.
I am entering the house.
Remember our truce?
Are you in the house?
I am in the house.
I am standing in the kitchen.
I am going
to enter the kitchen now.
Okay. I understand you are going
to enter the kitchen now.
I'm here, Francine.
I see you.
Ugh, I'm sorry, honey.
It was stupid of me to think
that scaring you
was the kind of surprise
our relationship needed.
Well, I kind of got caught up
in it, too.
I think I finally understand
what sort of surprise
you're looking for.
Something little.
Chinese food?
It's perfect, Stan.
Let's eat.
Did we do it, Stan?
Did we scare her?
We did it, little buddy.
We scared her good.
He's got really pretty eyes.
It's over.
Without the tractor,
the harvest is as good as dead.
Like my kidneys.
I have pretty serious
diabetes, Toshi.
Baruch Hashem.
The sum'bitch came back.
Steve!
Steve!
Sorry I'm late, everyone.
I got caught in a cool front.
But it passed.
Well, I'm sure that's special
what you just said,
but we really got
to bring in the harvest.
We're with ya!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Um...
Did you...
did you put any gas in it?
Oh. You didn't fill it up?!
The tractor's dead!
I'm ruined!
You ruined me!
Well, Snot's Uncle Solomon,
the important thing is
I learned something
about friendship today.
No! That's not
what's important at all!
I'm gonna lose my farm.
I'm gonna be homeless.
Okay, I guess we'll just have
to agree to disagree.
Out! Get out!
Go on, git!
I'm sorry about all that, Snot.
Hey, family comes and goes.
Kids you're in school with
are forever.
♪ Hevenu ♪
♪ Shalom Aleichem ♪
♪ Hevenu Shalom Aleichem ♪
♪ Hevenu Shalom Aleichem ♪
♪ Hevenu Shalom, Shalom,
Shalom Aleichem. ♪
Bye! Have a beautiful time.