American Dad! (2005–…): Season 17, Episode 7 - Beyond the Alcove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Klaus - full transcript
Francine becomes jealous of the new and improved Klaus.
Now, what if I seat Stan
next to Greg?
It's aggressive,
it's bold, and I love it.
Francine, may I just say,
using custom chess pieces
to plan a dinner party...
I'm having the time of my life.
Well, I'm not.
No matter how I play it out,
three or four moves
down the line,
Klaus ruins my party
by talking about Dan Bilzerian
or 3-D printed guns
or something else douchey.
I need to go deeper.
Horse tranquilizer,
m'lady?
[ Whooshing ]
[ Intense music plays ]
Francine: Oookay!
Tuttle mingles with you...
Genius move, Francine.
I could see us talkin'
a little dog racing.
But look over here
at Parker deay.
Parker... Parker...
Who is that?
Screams "zooka sharks"
a lot.
The guy who takes
tinder dates out
for hot-dog dinners
at 7-Eleven?
Love him.
Okay, let's play this out.
Good, good!
Your eyes are sliding around,
so I assume it's working.
Bacon-wrapped dates!
Lava hot and wrapped real loose!
- Where did everyone go?
- They left.
Klaus changed
your spotify playlist
to a Marc maron
podcast from 2015.
Ohhh, this one
is classic!
His guest is a comedian
you've never heard of.
Classic!
♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪
♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
Aah!
♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
*AMERICAN DAD (2005)*
Season 17 Episode 07 (IMDB)
Aired on: March 07, 2022.
next to Greg?
It's aggressive,
it's bold, and I love it.
Francine, may I just say,
using custom chess pieces
to plan a dinner party...
I'm having the time of my life.
Well, I'm not.
No matter how I play it out,
three or four moves
down the line,
Klaus ruins my party
by talking about Dan Bilzerian
or 3-D printed guns
or something else douchey.
I need to go deeper.
Horse tranquilizer,
m'lady?
[ Whooshing ]
[ Intense music plays ]
Francine: Oookay!
Tuttle mingles with you...
Genius move, Francine.
I could see us talkin'
a little dog racing.
But look over here
at Parker deay.
Parker... Parker...
Who is that?
Screams "zooka sharks"
a lot.
The guy who takes
tinder dates out
for hot-dog dinners
at 7-Eleven?
Love him.
Okay, let's play this out.
Good, good!
Your eyes are sliding around,
so I assume it's working.
Bacon-wrapped dates!
Lava hot and wrapped real loose!
- Where did everyone go?
- They left.
Klaus changed
your spotify playlist
to a Marc maron
podcast from 2015.
Ohhh, this one
is classic!
His guest is a comedian
you've never heard of.
Classic!
♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪
♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
Aah!
♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
*AMERICAN DAD (2005)*
Season 17 Episode 07 (IMDB)
Aired on: March 07, 2022.