American Dad! (2005–…): Season 17, Episode 7 - Beyond the Alcove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Klaus - full transcript

Francine becomes jealous of the new and improved Klaus.

Now, what if I seat Stan
next to Greg?

It's aggressive,
it's bold, and I love it.

Francine, may I just say,
using custom chess pieces

to plan a dinner party...

I'm having the time of my life.

Well, I'm not.

No matter how I play it out,

three or four moves
down the line,

Klaus ruins my party
by talking about Dan Bilzerian

or 3-D printed guns
or something else douchey.

I need to go deeper.



Horse tranquilizer,
m'lady?

[ Whooshing ]

[ Intense music plays ]

Francine: Oookay!

Tuttle mingles with you...

Genius move, Francine.

I could see us talkin'
a little dog racing.

But look over here
at Parker deay.

Parker... Parker...
Who is that?

Screams "zooka sharks"
a lot.

The guy who takes
tinder dates out

for hot-dog dinners
at 7-Eleven?

Love him.
Okay, let's play this out.

Good, good!



Your eyes are sliding around,
so I assume it's working.

Bacon-wrapped dates!

Lava hot and wrapped real loose!

- Where did everyone go?
- They left.

Klaus changed
your spotify playlist

to a Marc maron
podcast from 2015.

Ohhh, this one
is classic!

His guest is a comedian
you've never heard of.

Classic!

♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪

♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪

♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪

♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪

♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪

- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪

Aah!

♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
*AMERICAN DAD (2005)*

Season 17 Episode 07 (IMDB)
Aired on: March 07, 2022.