American Dad! (2005–…): Season 17, Episode 16 - Episode #17.16 - full transcript
Hello?
Barry, my bud, we just
wanted to check-in
Before our jet blasts off.
We're trusting you with
the house while we're gone,
Honey. Just use
your best judgment.
I judge these canapes
to be delicious.
And easy to say.
Canapes.
Easy on the tongue,
in two different ways.
Check it out!
For our quiet night in,
I made "kuh-nap-plops"...
Dammit!
Barry, baby, "quiet night-in"?
"kuhnapplops"?
What are you talking about?
We got your parents'
house to ourselves...
Your parents' party house.
And steve and toshi
leave tomorrow to pitch
Their bowties for babies
idea on "shark tank."
We gotta party.
It's true, barry.
We must party.
This mini fridge is stocked
with energy drinks. No way.
Those are my parents'
"freak fuels" for sex time.
They're off limits. And...
Your dad's hifi stereo
is begging to be played.
Absolutely off limits!
My dad loves his stereo
more than poonani!
His words!
Barry, nothing's off limits.
Nothing? But why?
Because you're barry.
You're a pushover, dude.
It's like what we
love most about you.
Steve, show barry what I mean.
You guuuuys.
My dad's speakers!
Barry, chill, it's
not that bad...
Nope, these are ruined forever.
Snot, I need you to run
damage control on this one.
"shark tank junior" has a
strict "no bad boys" policy,
So tosh and I gotta
distance ourselves
From this cluster.
Is that true, toshi?
N-n-n-n-no, toshi doesn't
really talk anymore.
Aah!
We're-trusting-
you-with-the-house-barry.
Use-your-best-judgement-barry.
You're-so-screwed-barry!
Barry, get your head
out of the speaker!
You're right, snot.
My head should be in the oven!
I'm gonna kill myself
before my dad kills me!
Hey, no one's
killing barry, barry.
Look, I searched craigslist
And found the exact
same model speakers.
Restored jcl 100s.
No way!
There's dinner rolls in here.
Just text the guy.
"hi. I'm interested in the
speakers you have for sale."
now we wait.
"I heard you want
To buy some speakers."
Now we go.
Uh, I'm not sure that's
your best look, stan.
What? Why?
'cause one of your
balls just came out.
oh, my god.
My old wrestling singlet is
my most athletic garment.
And I'll need it if I'm
finally going to execute
A standing backflip.
Since when have
you wanted to flip?
Oh you, francine!
You know I've always
wanted to do a backflip!
Pfft, 'kay.
Whatever. Do a flip.
A backflip.
Today it's stretching,
flexibility,
And strength training.
okay.
Now it's both balls.
Oh, god. Oh, my
god.
You're a cool dad, stan.
Well, this is it.
Ring the bell.
I was peepin'
through my peephole!
Name's wally wrobel,
but call me wrobel.
Um, I'm snot, and this is barry.
Mind if I call you both wrobel?
Gah, just effin' ya...
I mean effin' with ya.
I'm an audiophile, not a
pedophile for cryin' out loud!
Get in here, all my
neighbors are pedophiles.
So, which boy is
interested in my speakers?
That'd be me. Boy barry.
Watch where you're walkin'.
I got speaker parts
all over the place.
Last thing I need is one of you
Steppin' on a woofer.
Dammit, now I'm
stepping on woofers.
oh, well.
I guess as long as you buy
my speakers, no harm no foul.
You are a serious
buyer, aren't you?
Yes?
Phew. Good.
I don't like people wasting
my time, kicking tires.
This is khaleesi.
She also only likes
serious buyers.
aah!
Khaleesi, huh? Cool.
Like from "game of
thrones"? Never heard of it.
I'm more of a "big
bang" guy myself.
It's what inspired me
to live in an apartment.
Well, here they are.
My jcl 100s.
A lot of blood, sweat, and tears
Went into restoring
these babies.
They look great.
Thank you.
Thank you for saying that.
Now for the demo.
Sit, sit.
So what did you
bring to listen to?
Uh, I didn't bring anything.
aah!
I suppose I can dig
something up for you.
I feel
stupid for even asking,
But you guys are
huge rush fans, yes?
He's staring at us.
Maybe I should just tell
my dad what happened.
No, we're almost home free!
ah! Yeah!
Love that energy!
I think I hear some fuzz
from the left speaker.
My dad would...
Whatcha chattin' about?
How rad my speakers are?
Yup! Well, thanks so much.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Demo's not over.
You just gotta hear
it on cassette.
May I offer you a
craft ice cube, mrs. S?
Interesting shape, jeff.
Is this an
octohedral-dodecahedron?
It's olaf, the funny snowman
from the princess show.
Mmm. Makes my vodka and
squirt nice and cold.
I read that the secret to
executing a standing backflip
Is building up loads
of arm-momentum.
Boo! You're flipping on grass?
Flip on the concrete, nerd!
Hayley's right. I
need more at stake.
Concrete flip it is.
I
can't believe it!
I got the whole thing on tape!
That first backflip
tasted so good,
I think I might have one more!
yay!
Aaaaaaah!
Oof!
Oh, I forgot to put the tape in.
You've gotta do that
all again, stan.
I'm doin' a dang demo!
Aah!
D'you see that? Bird's crazy.
So what do you think,
boy barry? We got a deal?
Well, you did do a
really nice job on these.
But... but you want me
to throw in this katana?
You look like a
sword guy. Eeeee-ya!
I could cut your head clean off.
Aah!
Listen. Mr. Wrobel, barry
just needs some time to think.
Tell you what.
How 'bout you run
down to starbucks,
Talk it over and call
me in 20 minutes?
Yeah, yeah. We'll call ya.
In 20 minutes.
Yeah.
let's go.
When we get to
starbucks, just run in.
We only got 20 minutes.
Pull the car over.
Barry, you're not buying
speakers from that lunatic
Because I just found new in-box
jcl 100s cheaper on ebay.
But I said I was a
serious buyer. Who cares?
You're a pushover. You're
gonna do whatever you're told.
Go on.
Oh, wrobel's facetiming me.
Get your fat ass back
here and buy my speakers.
Okay. Barry, we're
not going back.
Wouldn't dream of it.
Barry, turn that car around.
Ten-four!
No way! You got it.
Get back here! Away we go!
Keep going! Yes, sir!
Turn! Heading to you!
Just hang up!
You smarmy piece of garbage!
You were never a serious buyer!
If that speaker has even
one scratch on it...
You're a dead man!
Step on it!
Aah!
aah!
So, I set up the
other guy's speakers
We found on ebay, and
I don't think my dad
Notices they're different.
I guess I'm in the clear.
Alright,
I'll pass it on to schmuley.
And this is his fat friend?
Yup! Ted: Barry!
Can you come out here a minute?
I gotta go, baby!
We need to talk, mister.
You are in big, big...
Congratulations zone. What?
I'm proud of you for keeping
the house in one piece.
Have a blast of air
as a little thank you.
Freak fuel's
All accounted for too.
And starting to kick in.
How 'bout you quit
making love to that hifi,
Teddy bear, and funnel
one of these bad boys
Into your dick hole?
Hmm. Looks like somebody had
a long, nasty, dank-ass slip.
It was me, doc.
Nasty as they come.
Do you mind? I'm
talking to the slipper.
Says here an
oddly-shaped piece of ice
Was responsible for this
incredible, incredible slip.
Would you say it looked
something like this?
Yeah.
Except a little bit
up on this side,
And a little bit
down on that side.
Of course. That would
lead to infinite slip!
Not that I care, it's just
that would be very interesting
To someone who devoted
their whole life
To the science of slipping.
Dr. Slippy? Get away
from my patient!
No problem.
I think I got
everything I needed.
anyway.
Stan, I have horrible news.
You will never walk again.
Oh, god... do you mind?
Because of the
nature of your fall,
You will only be able
to backflip from now on.
I'm so confused.
Why was dr. Slippy here?
Oh, ugh, he's always
sniffing around the slip ward
Looking for slippery
things to patent.
But, stan, did you hear me?
You'll never walk again.
Oh, god.
Is he gonna patent
the ice shape?
Is that worth money? Totally.
If he cracks the slip barrier,
Then it would be worth billions.
I need to get to
the patent office
Before dr. Slippy!
But you can't walk!
Then I'll backflip!
Yeah, I'm gonna stay here.
He didn't finish his pills.
Doctor, a truck
full of banana peels
Tipped over on the highway.
We've got 35 slip
victims headed this way!
Call my wife.
Tell her... Something
hilarious is happening.
it's just dad.
wrobel.
Oh, good, it's just a speaker.
eeee-yaaa!
Hello?
Barrrryyyy deeeaaaaad.
Dad! Please tell me
I'm having a nightmare!
I wish, because then
when you wake up,
My jcls wouldn't sound so off.
They sound fine to me!
Barry, they're not
even on. Still.
Not to worry. I got a
guy coming to fix them.
Hey there, buckaroo.
Aah! Barry, what's
gotten into you?
Sorry about that, mr. Wrobel.
Please. Just wrobel.
Of course. I'm ted.
Mind if I call you wrobel?
he gets it!
Real "noice" jcl 100s.
I actually just restored
a set of these babies
For the second time.
Whoa! Not so fast!
You're dead.
That's a good joke.
Wrobel was in my house, snot!
Listen, here's
what you gotta do.
Go to the police and tell them
wrobel showed you his dick.
No! I'm done being a pushover!
And I'm going to do what I
wanted to do in the first place!
I'm telling my dad everything.
Mike, this wrobel guy
was stalking my son!
Easy, teddy bear! I got this.
We demand a restraining
order. Agreed.
My client will not
come within 100 yards
Of barry or his family.
In addition, my client's
petition for visitation rights
With barry has been withdrawn.
I don't even know why
he asked for that.
Hey, let me grab you a sec
Before that restraining
order kicks in
And I have to yell
everything from 100 yards.
You're still a pushover.
Nuh-uh, I stood up for myself.
No, not really, no.
Your daddy and his lawyer
stood up to me, but you?
No. No, you did
not stand up to me.
No, no.
Say, what's going
on with your face?
Ah, never mind. I
don't care. Bye!
C'mon, poo already, butthole.
"motion at your front door."
Kewl.
Well, well, well,
Look who came crawling
back for my speakers.
But if he thinks I'm
gonna straight-up trade
For that sledgehammer...
Well, I don't know. Today
I could. I'm feeling it.
Who's standing up
for himself now?!
the 10-second delay!
Khaleesi, help!
Call the police!
And tell them to
bring toilet paper!
You sure you wanna
press charges?
He'll do some time
if you do. Good.
Some serious time for
an unserious buyer.
Doing time for wasting my time.
Anyways, you guys wanna come
in for some white claws?
Sounds good.
Make... Them... Pay!
Aah!
Robinson. You're
gettin' out. Pack it up.
Don't tell me what to do!
oh! This
job's the worst!
Stan, it's been three months!
You've gotta get over the fact
that you couldn't backflip
To the patent office
As fast as dr. Slippy
could slip there!
But I'm the one
who slipped on it!
I should be the
flippin' billionaire!
I'll get it.
No, I can do it.
Well, well, well.
If it isn't the man who
couldn't help me at all.
I'm here because I've
developed a new technique
That might restore
your ability to walk.
A new technique, you say? Yes.
The idea is I fuse the l3
a little higher over here,
And a little lower over here.
Of course.
Sounds groundbreaking.
Now tell me, doc,
have you had a chance
To patent this
technique of yours?
I was gonna swing by the patent
office right after I told you.
Oh, really?
Excuse me, I have to
go flip somewhere.
I'll be right back.
Oh, no, you don't!
Whoa, whoa. Whee!
Okay, okay, we'll take
a break from "big bang."
What do you wanna watch?
"shark tank."
Whoa.
Hi, sharks.
I'm steven anita smith,
And this is my business
partner, toshi yoshida.
And, boy, do we have
something special for you.
Toshi?
Looks kinda big.
I know what you're
thinking, sharks.
This is just a
drawing of a bowtie.
Well... Imagine if this
drawing was an actual bowtie
And that it was about the size
of a fun-size snickers bar.
Well, that's smaller. Now...
In your brains, imagine
that fun-size bowtie...
Is on a baby!
oh, my
god. That's fantastic!
Lucky kids.
You should have come
up with that idea.
Oh, free lawn chair.
Our luck's changing!
Oh, no, khaleesi!
Our luck's changing back!
Wait, you're here too?
I guess when it
comes to kidnapping,
I'm your second choice.
You know what? I'm
just gonna leave.
I don't feel special anymore.
Shut up! You're
both gonna pay!
Okay, you sound... Angry.
I get that.
You got locked up for three
months because of him.
But why am I here?
You started this whole thing
By making me blow up
my dad's speakers!
I just wanted a quiet
night-in with canapes!
Hey, I said it right!
Maybe to celebrate,
you should let us go?
I'm up for a
celebration. Grab a bite.
Ever been to bubba
gump's? Shut up!
I guess he doesn't like shrimp.
Barry, what are you doing?
I'm gonna blow out your eardrums
Like you made me blow
out my dad's speakers!
Kewl.
Please, barry!
Don't do this!
If you're gonna blow
out our eardrums,
Could you at least
adjust the eq?
John rutsey's drums aren't
even coming through!
Gonna have to go louder
for me. I don't have ears!
Look!
No, look closer!
Classic headphones bite! Myah!
Listen, I'm sorry we pushed
you around all these years!
It's not right! I can't
tell what you're saying,
But I wanna tell you I'm sorry!
I shouldn't have kidnapped
and tortured you!
What? What?
Speak up, I can't hear you!
Louder! What are you saying?!
I see your mouth is moving,
but I don't hear anything!
I really
just don't have
Any idea what you're saying!
are you
saying you're sorry?
I hope you're
saying you're sorry!
Doing what with who now?
Quiet down there, I got sleeping
babies!
What a cutie.
Let's see here.
What's your name?
Billy? Hmm.
Mind if I call you wrobel?
Have a great night!
Barry, my bud, we just
wanted to check-in
Before our jet blasts off.
We're trusting you with
the house while we're gone,
Honey. Just use
your best judgment.
I judge these canapes
to be delicious.
And easy to say.
Canapes.
Easy on the tongue,
in two different ways.
Check it out!
For our quiet night in,
I made "kuh-nap-plops"...
Dammit!
Barry, baby, "quiet night-in"?
"kuhnapplops"?
What are you talking about?
We got your parents'
house to ourselves...
Your parents' party house.
And steve and toshi
leave tomorrow to pitch
Their bowties for babies
idea on "shark tank."
We gotta party.
It's true, barry.
We must party.
This mini fridge is stocked
with energy drinks. No way.
Those are my parents'
"freak fuels" for sex time.
They're off limits. And...
Your dad's hifi stereo
is begging to be played.
Absolutely off limits!
My dad loves his stereo
more than poonani!
His words!
Barry, nothing's off limits.
Nothing? But why?
Because you're barry.
You're a pushover, dude.
It's like what we
love most about you.
Steve, show barry what I mean.
You guuuuys.
My dad's speakers!
Barry, chill, it's
not that bad...
Nope, these are ruined forever.
Snot, I need you to run
damage control on this one.
"shark tank junior" has a
strict "no bad boys" policy,
So tosh and I gotta
distance ourselves
From this cluster.
Is that true, toshi?
N-n-n-n-no, toshi doesn't
really talk anymore.
Aah!
We're-trusting-
you-with-the-house-barry.
Use-your-best-judgement-barry.
You're-so-screwed-barry!
Barry, get your head
out of the speaker!
You're right, snot.
My head should be in the oven!
I'm gonna kill myself
before my dad kills me!
Hey, no one's
killing barry, barry.
Look, I searched craigslist
And found the exact
same model speakers.
Restored jcl 100s.
No way!
There's dinner rolls in here.
Just text the guy.
"hi. I'm interested in the
speakers you have for sale."
now we wait.
"I heard you want
To buy some speakers."
Now we go.
Uh, I'm not sure that's
your best look, stan.
What? Why?
'cause one of your
balls just came out.
oh, my god.
My old wrestling singlet is
my most athletic garment.
And I'll need it if I'm
finally going to execute
A standing backflip.
Since when have
you wanted to flip?
Oh you, francine!
You know I've always
wanted to do a backflip!
Pfft, 'kay.
Whatever. Do a flip.
A backflip.
Today it's stretching,
flexibility,
And strength training.
okay.
Now it's both balls.
Oh, god. Oh, my
god.
You're a cool dad, stan.
Well, this is it.
Ring the bell.
I was peepin'
through my peephole!
Name's wally wrobel,
but call me wrobel.
Um, I'm snot, and this is barry.
Mind if I call you both wrobel?
Gah, just effin' ya...
I mean effin' with ya.
I'm an audiophile, not a
pedophile for cryin' out loud!
Get in here, all my
neighbors are pedophiles.
So, which boy is
interested in my speakers?
That'd be me. Boy barry.
Watch where you're walkin'.
I got speaker parts
all over the place.
Last thing I need is one of you
Steppin' on a woofer.
Dammit, now I'm
stepping on woofers.
oh, well.
I guess as long as you buy
my speakers, no harm no foul.
You are a serious
buyer, aren't you?
Yes?
Phew. Good.
I don't like people wasting
my time, kicking tires.
This is khaleesi.
She also only likes
serious buyers.
aah!
Khaleesi, huh? Cool.
Like from "game of
thrones"? Never heard of it.
I'm more of a "big
bang" guy myself.
It's what inspired me
to live in an apartment.
Well, here they are.
My jcl 100s.
A lot of blood, sweat, and tears
Went into restoring
these babies.
They look great.
Thank you.
Thank you for saying that.
Now for the demo.
Sit, sit.
So what did you
bring to listen to?
Uh, I didn't bring anything.
aah!
I suppose I can dig
something up for you.
I feel
stupid for even asking,
But you guys are
huge rush fans, yes?
He's staring at us.
Maybe I should just tell
my dad what happened.
No, we're almost home free!
ah! Yeah!
Love that energy!
I think I hear some fuzz
from the left speaker.
My dad would...
Whatcha chattin' about?
How rad my speakers are?
Yup! Well, thanks so much.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Demo's not over.
You just gotta hear
it on cassette.
May I offer you a
craft ice cube, mrs. S?
Interesting shape, jeff.
Is this an
octohedral-dodecahedron?
It's olaf, the funny snowman
from the princess show.
Mmm. Makes my vodka and
squirt nice and cold.
I read that the secret to
executing a standing backflip
Is building up loads
of arm-momentum.
Boo! You're flipping on grass?
Flip on the concrete, nerd!
Hayley's right. I
need more at stake.
Concrete flip it is.
I
can't believe it!
I got the whole thing on tape!
That first backflip
tasted so good,
I think I might have one more!
yay!
Aaaaaaah!
Oof!
Oh, I forgot to put the tape in.
You've gotta do that
all again, stan.
I'm doin' a dang demo!
Aah!
D'you see that? Bird's crazy.
So what do you think,
boy barry? We got a deal?
Well, you did do a
really nice job on these.
But... but you want me
to throw in this katana?
You look like a
sword guy. Eeeee-ya!
I could cut your head clean off.
Aah!
Listen. Mr. Wrobel, barry
just needs some time to think.
Tell you what.
How 'bout you run
down to starbucks,
Talk it over and call
me in 20 minutes?
Yeah, yeah. We'll call ya.
In 20 minutes.
Yeah.
let's go.
When we get to
starbucks, just run in.
We only got 20 minutes.
Pull the car over.
Barry, you're not buying
speakers from that lunatic
Because I just found new in-box
jcl 100s cheaper on ebay.
But I said I was a
serious buyer. Who cares?
You're a pushover. You're
gonna do whatever you're told.
Go on.
Oh, wrobel's facetiming me.
Get your fat ass back
here and buy my speakers.
Okay. Barry, we're
not going back.
Wouldn't dream of it.
Barry, turn that car around.
Ten-four!
No way! You got it.
Get back here! Away we go!
Keep going! Yes, sir!
Turn! Heading to you!
Just hang up!
You smarmy piece of garbage!
You were never a serious buyer!
If that speaker has even
one scratch on it...
You're a dead man!
Step on it!
Aah!
aah!
So, I set up the
other guy's speakers
We found on ebay, and
I don't think my dad
Notices they're different.
I guess I'm in the clear.
Alright,
I'll pass it on to schmuley.
And this is his fat friend?
Yup! Ted: Barry!
Can you come out here a minute?
I gotta go, baby!
We need to talk, mister.
You are in big, big...
Congratulations zone. What?
I'm proud of you for keeping
the house in one piece.
Have a blast of air
as a little thank you.
Freak fuel's
All accounted for too.
And starting to kick in.
How 'bout you quit
making love to that hifi,
Teddy bear, and funnel
one of these bad boys
Into your dick hole?
Hmm. Looks like somebody had
a long, nasty, dank-ass slip.
It was me, doc.
Nasty as they come.
Do you mind? I'm
talking to the slipper.
Says here an
oddly-shaped piece of ice
Was responsible for this
incredible, incredible slip.
Would you say it looked
something like this?
Yeah.
Except a little bit
up on this side,
And a little bit
down on that side.
Of course. That would
lead to infinite slip!
Not that I care, it's just
that would be very interesting
To someone who devoted
their whole life
To the science of slipping.
Dr. Slippy? Get away
from my patient!
No problem.
I think I got
everything I needed.
anyway.
Stan, I have horrible news.
You will never walk again.
Oh, god... do you mind?
Because of the
nature of your fall,
You will only be able
to backflip from now on.
I'm so confused.
Why was dr. Slippy here?
Oh, ugh, he's always
sniffing around the slip ward
Looking for slippery
things to patent.
But, stan, did you hear me?
You'll never walk again.
Oh, god.
Is he gonna patent
the ice shape?
Is that worth money? Totally.
If he cracks the slip barrier,
Then it would be worth billions.
I need to get to
the patent office
Before dr. Slippy!
But you can't walk!
Then I'll backflip!
Yeah, I'm gonna stay here.
He didn't finish his pills.
Doctor, a truck
full of banana peels
Tipped over on the highway.
We've got 35 slip
victims headed this way!
Call my wife.
Tell her... Something
hilarious is happening.
it's just dad.
wrobel.
Oh, good, it's just a speaker.
eeee-yaaa!
Hello?
Barrrryyyy deeeaaaaad.
Dad! Please tell me
I'm having a nightmare!
I wish, because then
when you wake up,
My jcls wouldn't sound so off.
They sound fine to me!
Barry, they're not
even on. Still.
Not to worry. I got a
guy coming to fix them.
Hey there, buckaroo.
Aah! Barry, what's
gotten into you?
Sorry about that, mr. Wrobel.
Please. Just wrobel.
Of course. I'm ted.
Mind if I call you wrobel?
he gets it!
Real "noice" jcl 100s.
I actually just restored
a set of these babies
For the second time.
Whoa! Not so fast!
You're dead.
That's a good joke.
Wrobel was in my house, snot!
Listen, here's
what you gotta do.
Go to the police and tell them
wrobel showed you his dick.
No! I'm done being a pushover!
And I'm going to do what I
wanted to do in the first place!
I'm telling my dad everything.
Mike, this wrobel guy
was stalking my son!
Easy, teddy bear! I got this.
We demand a restraining
order. Agreed.
My client will not
come within 100 yards
Of barry or his family.
In addition, my client's
petition for visitation rights
With barry has been withdrawn.
I don't even know why
he asked for that.
Hey, let me grab you a sec
Before that restraining
order kicks in
And I have to yell
everything from 100 yards.
You're still a pushover.
Nuh-uh, I stood up for myself.
No, not really, no.
Your daddy and his lawyer
stood up to me, but you?
No. No, you did
not stand up to me.
No, no.
Say, what's going
on with your face?
Ah, never mind. I
don't care. Bye!
C'mon, poo already, butthole.
"motion at your front door."
Kewl.
Well, well, well,
Look who came crawling
back for my speakers.
But if he thinks I'm
gonna straight-up trade
For that sledgehammer...
Well, I don't know. Today
I could. I'm feeling it.
Who's standing up
for himself now?!
the 10-second delay!
Khaleesi, help!
Call the police!
And tell them to
bring toilet paper!
You sure you wanna
press charges?
He'll do some time
if you do. Good.
Some serious time for
an unserious buyer.
Doing time for wasting my time.
Anyways, you guys wanna come
in for some white claws?
Sounds good.
Make... Them... Pay!
Aah!
Robinson. You're
gettin' out. Pack it up.
Don't tell me what to do!
oh! This
job's the worst!
Stan, it's been three months!
You've gotta get over the fact
that you couldn't backflip
To the patent office
As fast as dr. Slippy
could slip there!
But I'm the one
who slipped on it!
I should be the
flippin' billionaire!
I'll get it.
No, I can do it.
Well, well, well.
If it isn't the man who
couldn't help me at all.
I'm here because I've
developed a new technique
That might restore
your ability to walk.
A new technique, you say? Yes.
The idea is I fuse the l3
a little higher over here,
And a little lower over here.
Of course.
Sounds groundbreaking.
Now tell me, doc,
have you had a chance
To patent this
technique of yours?
I was gonna swing by the patent
office right after I told you.
Oh, really?
Excuse me, I have to
go flip somewhere.
I'll be right back.
Oh, no, you don't!
Whoa, whoa. Whee!
Okay, okay, we'll take
a break from "big bang."
What do you wanna watch?
"shark tank."
Whoa.
Hi, sharks.
I'm steven anita smith,
And this is my business
partner, toshi yoshida.
And, boy, do we have
something special for you.
Toshi?
Looks kinda big.
I know what you're
thinking, sharks.
This is just a
drawing of a bowtie.
Well... Imagine if this
drawing was an actual bowtie
And that it was about the size
of a fun-size snickers bar.
Well, that's smaller. Now...
In your brains, imagine
that fun-size bowtie...
Is on a baby!
oh, my
god. That's fantastic!
Lucky kids.
You should have come
up with that idea.
Oh, free lawn chair.
Our luck's changing!
Oh, no, khaleesi!
Our luck's changing back!
Wait, you're here too?
I guess when it
comes to kidnapping,
I'm your second choice.
You know what? I'm
just gonna leave.
I don't feel special anymore.
Shut up! You're
both gonna pay!
Okay, you sound... Angry.
I get that.
You got locked up for three
months because of him.
But why am I here?
You started this whole thing
By making me blow up
my dad's speakers!
I just wanted a quiet
night-in with canapes!
Hey, I said it right!
Maybe to celebrate,
you should let us go?
I'm up for a
celebration. Grab a bite.
Ever been to bubba
gump's? Shut up!
I guess he doesn't like shrimp.
Barry, what are you doing?
I'm gonna blow out your eardrums
Like you made me blow
out my dad's speakers!
Kewl.
Please, barry!
Don't do this!
If you're gonna blow
out our eardrums,
Could you at least
adjust the eq?
John rutsey's drums aren't
even coming through!
Gonna have to go louder
for me. I don't have ears!
Look!
No, look closer!
Classic headphones bite! Myah!
Listen, I'm sorry we pushed
you around all these years!
It's not right! I can't
tell what you're saying,
But I wanna tell you I'm sorry!
I shouldn't have kidnapped
and tortured you!
What? What?
Speak up, I can't hear you!
Louder! What are you saying?!
I see your mouth is moving,
but I don't hear anything!
I really
just don't have
Any idea what you're saying!
are you
saying you're sorry?
I hope you're
saying you're sorry!
Doing what with who now?
Quiet down there, I got sleeping
babies!
What a cutie.
Let's see here.
What's your name?
Billy? Hmm.
Mind if I call you wrobel?
Have a great night!