Adventure Time (2010–2018): Season 5, Episode 45 - Blade of Grass - full transcript
Finn gets a new sword.
[Mouse squeaks]
[Penguins wenk]
[All cheering]
[Screeches]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
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[zombies groaning]
[Grunting]
Bro!
[Zombies grunting]
Aah!
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
Boom!
Thanks, bro!
There for you, bro!
But, Finn, I'm gonna tell you
something gently...
Okay.
What is it, bro?
Get a new sword.
What do you mean?
Bro, these guys could
have hurt you.
It still works.
Yut.
- Bro?
- I love this sword.
It'll be okay.
Let's go shopping!
[Medieval music playing]
BOTH:
Candles. Candles.
Candles for all occasions.
[Laughter]
JAKE:
Hey, there's Choose Goose!
Goose!
Come on!
Finn, what's wrong?
Mm, maybe we should
try someone else.
What? But we have
a history with him.
That's important in business.
Yeah, but we're
looking for a sword.
Remember that armor
he sold us?
Oooh, yeah, okay.
I asked around.
This is the place to get
sa-words.
Oh?
Doesn't look like it's open...
[wind howls]
BOTH:
Open!
[Ominous music plays]
MALE VOICE:
Close the curtains behind you, please.
Walk towards the candle.
MALE VOICE:
How can I help you?
Need a sword.
Hold on...
Here you go!
A grass sword!
It's a bargain.
I don't know. I've never used
a grass sword before.
Maybe we should keep looking.
Swords like this don't come
around every day.
Don't come around
every day, huh?
[Shimmer!]
I love it!
Well, that was easy.
MALE VOICE:
Remember, no take-backs.
Hey, the pillow
vendor!
Huh? Hyah!
Huh? Pizza?
Yeah!
It came out of nowhere!
It was gonna bonk you
on the head.
You're getting good
with that sword.
You were never able to do that
with your other swords.
No more pizza bonks.
Yut!
Hey, we're near Tree Trunks'
house.
Let's stop by and get
some pie-e-e.
Pie-e-e.
FINN:
Yut! Yut!
Hyah!
Howdy, boys.
Nice pillow and nice sword.
My hands are full, Finn.
Uh, you mind slicing
an apple for me?
Yut!
[Ominous music plays]
Something is terribly wrong
with that awful sword.
He's getting really good.
He saved me from pizza.
That apple slicing is
too perfect...
demonically perfect...
That sword is cursed!
BOTH:
[Laugh]
I like it when
Tree Trunks gets all serious.
[Grunting]
Uh, how's that curse
doin'?
Makin' you want to moidle me?
[Laughs]
Naw, man. This sword
doesn't seem to have
any curse on it as far
as I can tell. Hyah!
Well, okay.
Rrk... grk...
dang tag.
- I got it!
- Hmm?
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
Whoa.
Hey, quit showin'
off, bro.
Sorry, man.
I don't know what happened.
I...
I'll go put this away.
Good idea.
[Snores]
[Lid creaks]
Hmm.
[Lid creaks]
[Groaning]
[Muttering]
[High-pitched scream]
Aah!
[Panting]
Huh?
[Dramatic music plays]
What the?!
[Gasping]
[High-pitched scream]
[Growling]
Hnngg!
Gah!
Ah, geez...
[sword clinking]
Stupid... thing!
Worst three bucks
I ever spent.
[Groans]
[Gasps]
Phew!
[High-pitched scream]
What's goin' on?
The sword is after
my flesh!
Huh?
Oh, snap.
Don't let it get me,
Jake!
Don't worry.
I'll handle this.
[Shing!]
There.
[Sighs]
Let's go return that junk.
Huh.
Hey, he's not here.
Maybe somebody around here
knows where he is.
GIRLS:
Help! Help!
Somebody in trouble!
Help!
They're taking our candles!
It's the hooligans
who love candles!
Let's get 'em!
- FINN: Hey!
- Huh?
- Yo!
- You got a prob, Bob?
Stealing candles
from old ladies is immoral!
- Anarchy!
- School! Hyah!
Ahh! Stop chasing u-u-us!
Aaaah!
[Panting]
- Happy birthday!
- Oof!
You're dead, teddy boy...
[rustling]
No...
Lo-o-o-o-ser-r!
[Shing!]
[Shing! Shing! Shing! Shing!]
ALL:
Aaaah!
BOTH:
You saved our shop!
Thank you so much,
you brave young man.
And don't even worry
about the damages.
We'll just use
the broken pieces
to build a life-size candle
in your likeness.
Oh, and we'll put it right
by the entrance,
and it'll be our mascot...
the candle man!
JAKE:
Dude!
[Inhales sharply]
Yeah. Not coming off.
Don't give up, man.
Hey, maybe Choose Goose knows
where the old man went.
Hey, Choogles,
we need your help!
We got to find the dude
who sold us this cursed sword.
Do you know who he is?
I know you did business
with some rando guy!
Help you backstabbers...
why should I?!
What? Come on, Choogie,
it was only one time.
Hmph.
[Flies buzzing]
[Buzzing stops]
I made a mistake,
C.G.
This merch is totally
defective.
Please...
Okay dokay.
I know that quack
with the grassy shack.
He's a wizard
from the Grassy Plains.
He lives atop the Grassy
Moun... tayn.
Awesome... wizard
of Grassy Moun-tayn.
Mountain.
Yeah, thanks, Choogs!
- Yeah, thanks!
He's the only one
who can lift the curse!
But beware!
He's a huge dingwad!
Just the worst!
[Panting]
Chop! Chop!
Chop! Chop! Chop!
[Monster growling]
BOTH:
[Gasp]
Aaaaaah!
[Monster groans]
Hmm. For a cursed dingus,
you cut so good.
Come forth, wizard,
and uncurse my mitt!
Grassy Mountain wizard!
Coming up here!
Trying to enter my house?!
Are you for real!
Mow him down, my cursed
grassy objects!
Hyah! [grunting]
Uh! Go forth!
Go, uh, forth!
That was all
my grassy objects.
Aaah!
Ooh!
Lift the curse!
[Laughs]
Never!
You have no power
over me, young fool.
The grass sword will be part
of you for all eternity!
[Laughing]
Hmm.
You know what?
I think I'm cool with that.
- What?
- Whoa.
[Laughs]
[Sword shinging]
Now that you've accepted it,
you can control it!
Yeah, this
is really cool.
I just had to get used to it.
That's not how people are
supposed to react
to an eternal curse!
BOTH:
Whatevs.
JAKE: [laughs]
Do it again!
[Laughs]
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
FINN:
This party is so crazy!
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[Penguins wenk]
[All cheering]
[Screeches]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Ripped By mstoll
[zombies groaning]
[Grunting]
Bro!
[Zombies grunting]
Aah!
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
Boom!
Thanks, bro!
There for you, bro!
But, Finn, I'm gonna tell you
something gently...
Okay.
What is it, bro?
Get a new sword.
What do you mean?
Bro, these guys could
have hurt you.
It still works.
Yut.
- Bro?
- I love this sword.
It'll be okay.
Let's go shopping!
[Medieval music playing]
BOTH:
Candles. Candles.
Candles for all occasions.
[Laughter]
JAKE:
Hey, there's Choose Goose!
Goose!
Come on!
Finn, what's wrong?
Mm, maybe we should
try someone else.
What? But we have
a history with him.
That's important in business.
Yeah, but we're
looking for a sword.
Remember that armor
he sold us?
Oooh, yeah, okay.
I asked around.
This is the place to get
sa-words.
Oh?
Doesn't look like it's open...
[wind howls]
BOTH:
Open!
[Ominous music plays]
MALE VOICE:
Close the curtains behind you, please.
Walk towards the candle.
MALE VOICE:
How can I help you?
Need a sword.
Hold on...
Here you go!
A grass sword!
It's a bargain.
I don't know. I've never used
a grass sword before.
Maybe we should keep looking.
Swords like this don't come
around every day.
Don't come around
every day, huh?
[Shimmer!]
I love it!
Well, that was easy.
MALE VOICE:
Remember, no take-backs.
Hey, the pillow
vendor!
Huh? Hyah!
Huh? Pizza?
Yeah!
It came out of nowhere!
It was gonna bonk you
on the head.
You're getting good
with that sword.
You were never able to do that
with your other swords.
No more pizza bonks.
Yut!
Hey, we're near Tree Trunks'
house.
Let's stop by and get
some pie-e-e.
Pie-e-e.
FINN:
Yut! Yut!
Hyah!
Howdy, boys.
Nice pillow and nice sword.
My hands are full, Finn.
Uh, you mind slicing
an apple for me?
Yut!
[Ominous music plays]
Something is terribly wrong
with that awful sword.
He's getting really good.
He saved me from pizza.
That apple slicing is
too perfect...
demonically perfect...
That sword is cursed!
BOTH:
[Laugh]
I like it when
Tree Trunks gets all serious.
[Grunting]
Uh, how's that curse
doin'?
Makin' you want to moidle me?
[Laughs]
Naw, man. This sword
doesn't seem to have
any curse on it as far
as I can tell. Hyah!
Well, okay.
Rrk... grk...
dang tag.
- I got it!
- Hmm?
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
Whoa.
Hey, quit showin'
off, bro.
Sorry, man.
I don't know what happened.
I...
I'll go put this away.
Good idea.
[Snores]
[Lid creaks]
Hmm.
[Lid creaks]
[Groaning]
[Muttering]
[High-pitched scream]
Aah!
[Panting]
Huh?
[Dramatic music plays]
What the?!
[Gasping]
[High-pitched scream]
[Growling]
Hnngg!
Gah!
Ah, geez...
[sword clinking]
Stupid... thing!
Worst three bucks
I ever spent.
[Groans]
[Gasps]
Phew!
[High-pitched scream]
What's goin' on?
The sword is after
my flesh!
Huh?
Oh, snap.
Don't let it get me,
Jake!
Don't worry.
I'll handle this.
[Shing!]
There.
[Sighs]
Let's go return that junk.
Huh.
Hey, he's not here.
Maybe somebody around here
knows where he is.
GIRLS:
Help! Help!
Somebody in trouble!
Help!
They're taking our candles!
It's the hooligans
who love candles!
Let's get 'em!
- FINN: Hey!
- Huh?
- Yo!
- You got a prob, Bob?
Stealing candles
from old ladies is immoral!
- Anarchy!
- School! Hyah!
Ahh! Stop chasing u-u-us!
Aaaah!
[Panting]
- Happy birthday!
- Oof!
You're dead, teddy boy...
[rustling]
No...
Lo-o-o-o-ser-r!
[Shing!]
[Shing! Shing! Shing! Shing!]
ALL:
Aaaah!
BOTH:
You saved our shop!
Thank you so much,
you brave young man.
And don't even worry
about the damages.
We'll just use
the broken pieces
to build a life-size candle
in your likeness.
Oh, and we'll put it right
by the entrance,
and it'll be our mascot...
the candle man!
JAKE:
Dude!
[Inhales sharply]
Yeah. Not coming off.
Don't give up, man.
Hey, maybe Choose Goose knows
where the old man went.
Hey, Choogles,
we need your help!
We got to find the dude
who sold us this cursed sword.
Do you know who he is?
I know you did business
with some rando guy!
Help you backstabbers...
why should I?!
What? Come on, Choogie,
it was only one time.
Hmph.
[Flies buzzing]
[Buzzing stops]
I made a mistake,
C.G.
This merch is totally
defective.
Please...
Okay dokay.
I know that quack
with the grassy shack.
He's a wizard
from the Grassy Plains.
He lives atop the Grassy
Moun... tayn.
Awesome... wizard
of Grassy Moun-tayn.
Mountain.
Yeah, thanks, Choogs!
- Yeah, thanks!
He's the only one
who can lift the curse!
But beware!
He's a huge dingwad!
Just the worst!
[Panting]
Chop! Chop!
Chop! Chop! Chop!
[Monster growling]
BOTH:
[Gasp]
Aaaaaah!
[Monster groans]
Hmm. For a cursed dingus,
you cut so good.
Come forth, wizard,
and uncurse my mitt!
Grassy Mountain wizard!
Coming up here!
Trying to enter my house?!
Are you for real!
Mow him down, my cursed
grassy objects!
Hyah! [grunting]
Uh! Go forth!
Go, uh, forth!
That was all
my grassy objects.
Aaah!
Ooh!
Lift the curse!
[Laughs]
Never!
You have no power
over me, young fool.
The grass sword will be part
of you for all eternity!
[Laughing]
Hmm.
You know what?
I think I'm cool with that.
- What?
- Whoa.
[Laughs]
[Sword shinging]
Now that you've accepted it,
you can control it!
Yeah, this
is really cool.
I just had to get used to it.
That's not how people are
supposed to react
to an eternal curse!
BOTH:
Whatevs.
JAKE: [laughs]
Do it again!
[Laughs]
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
FINN:
This party is so crazy!
Ripped By mstoll