Adventure Time (2010–2018): Season 3, Episode 23 - Another Way - full transcript
Finn and Jake journey for cyclops tears to cure their injuries, but have trouble because of Finn's stubborn inability to follow the advice of others.
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
♪ the fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Who wants a cookie?
Milk-dipped
chocolate-chip cookie!
No, thanks.
Now, come on, Finn.
You ha ve to eat.
Open sesame!
Uh, Jake... can't we get
rid of these clown nurses?
They make me feel ridiculous.
No way, man.
Ugh!
Well, now you know we
can't jump off of birds.
I paid them up front.
They don't leave until
the job's done.
Besides...
they're funny.
Look! She just farted!
Time for our love therapy.
Wait... what are they doing?
Whoa! Stop!
Oh, my! Did that hurt, dear?
No! I just don't want
you kissing my toe!
Now, now, honey.
You got to understand
that this is the only way
to foo-foo your boo-boo.
What does that even mean?!
I don't know, but I'm
feeling better already.
Aah! That tickles.
You want me to stop?
No, keep going.
You're gross, man.
Look!
"Deep in the forest of trees,
there's a Cyclops whose magical
tears can heal any wound."
See? See?!
Maybe you should leave
the medical decisions
to the medical professionals.
And my professional
prescription is
your toe needs c-razy smooches!
It's the only way!
Huh? What?!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
There's another way!
There's my way!
Let me show you my way!
Aah! Let me go!
Aaaaaaaah!
Whoa!
Oof!
Huh?
It's the only way!
Whoa!
Waah! Waah!
Whoa!
It's the only way.
Aaaaaaah!
My way!
Hmm.
Ring! Ring!
Look, there's only
two choices, bro.
Take your pick.
There's a path on the left...
"Hair Fall Out path," no
more hair again e ver!
Or the path on the right...
"Smelly path," makes
you smelly forever.
You won't believe it.
Isn't there another way?
No.
- What if I just went...
- No. That's it.
You have to choose.
There's no other way.
Choosing is the only way.
Choosing is the only way.
It's the only way!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Hey, listen, man...
The Smelly Path's
actually not that bad.
Uh... uhh...
No! I choose my way!
Aaaaah!
My way.
Hmm.
Ring! Ring!
Hello, dummy police?
Yes, there's a strange dummy
lurking around my house.
Okay. Yes.
Thank you. Goodbye.
What?
I need to cross the river.
The cyclops is over there.
You can't cross this river.
It's impossible.
Look, the current...
It's so fast, it'll turn
your butt inside out
for real, doofus.
And the water's so acidic,
it'll krump your boat in half.
It's like orange juice.
It's gross.
There's a bridge,
but it's a trap.
Plus, the water's jammin'
with electric eels!
Wow. So weird.
Anyway, that's it.
There's no other way
around, you dummy.
But I need to get across.
Listen what I'm telling you.
There's no way!
Ugly tramp.
Glob, globbit, globbit, globbit!
Huh? What are you saying?
"Globbit, globbit"?
Who's globbit?
Aah!
My way!
No!
Peugghhh!
Glibby-glab man, you're crazy!
We're not even halfway across!
You got to go back, man!
It's the only way, you ugly,
fat-smelling, fathead!
No! My way!
Aah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Uuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Crazy!
Globba, globba, globba, globba.
Uh, excuse me, friend.
Blblblblblblblblblblbl! Huh?
You're pretty tall.
Can you reach up there
and get my wheel for me?
Got to get these melons
home to my wife.
You know how it is.
My way!
Watch out, Rainy!
Aah!
Aah! Uhp!
Oof!
Rainy!
Whoops. Uh...
Man... I'm real sorry.
Yeah.
No doi, friend.
But... I can still help.
I-I'll fix your house for you.
Just get out of here!
Leave us alone!
Uh... I...
Psycho Fink.
♪ I was wrong ♪
♪ Was I wrong? ♪
♪ No ♪
♪ Yes ♪
♪ Yes ♪
♪ I was wrong ♪
♪ How could it be? ♪
♪ I trusted in my guts ♪
♪ but ended up all nuts ♪
♪ I was wrong ♪
♪ How could it be? ♪
♪ Listened to my brain ♪
♪ but ended up insane ♪
♪ The melons rolled ♪
♪ over that lady ♪
♪ I went too far ♪
♪ How could it be? ♪
♪ How did I go too far? ♪
Yaah!
Hey! I know you're here
for my magical tears,
but you won't have any,
because I never cry.
I don't want them anymore.
What? Stop lying!
You're here for my
tears, aren't you?
No. I hurt a small,
hairy man's wife.
I just want to go home.
You're just trying
to make me feel sad
so you can steal my
tears when I cry,
but I've got a heart
of stone, buddy.
I'm evil!
Dude! What's wrong with you?!
I said I don't want your tears!
You're lying!
I'm not lying!
You stink at lying.
Ugh! Fine. Whatever, man.
Have it your way.
Okay...
I will have it my way!
Huh?
Beg for mercy, or I'll kill you!
Whoa. What?
What?!
I can't hear you!
I said...
my way!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Huh?
Magical teardrop.
My way can still work!
Yeah!
Huh?
I'm okay!
Yay!
Huh?
Whoa!
Ow! Ow, ow, ow!
Huh?
Whoo-hoo!
Yeah!
Oh, yeah.
Huh?
Have you come crawling back
for your proper
treatment, babylips?
- Yah!
- Ohh!
Kiss that!
Oh, my. You look
horribly injured.
My kisses will heal you.
Now, how does that feel?
Bittersweet.
Hey, man.
You want me to heal your
toe with my magical goo?
Ahh! No, thanks.
I think the kisses work better.
Excuse me! Don't stop!
Keep going, please.
You're gross.
Hey! We all have our own ways.
You know what?
You're right.
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
♪ the fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Who wants a cookie?
Milk-dipped
chocolate-chip cookie!
No, thanks.
Now, come on, Finn.
You ha ve to eat.
Open sesame!
Uh, Jake... can't we get
rid of these clown nurses?
They make me feel ridiculous.
No way, man.
Ugh!
Well, now you know we
can't jump off of birds.
I paid them up front.
They don't leave until
the job's done.
Besides...
they're funny.
Look! She just farted!
Time for our love therapy.
Wait... what are they doing?
Whoa! Stop!
Oh, my! Did that hurt, dear?
No! I just don't want
you kissing my toe!
Now, now, honey.
You got to understand
that this is the only way
to foo-foo your boo-boo.
What does that even mean?!
I don't know, but I'm
feeling better already.
Aah! That tickles.
You want me to stop?
No, keep going.
You're gross, man.
Look!
"Deep in the forest of trees,
there's a Cyclops whose magical
tears can heal any wound."
See? See?!
Maybe you should leave
the medical decisions
to the medical professionals.
And my professional
prescription is
your toe needs c-razy smooches!
It's the only way!
Huh? What?!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
There's another way!
There's my way!
Let me show you my way!
Aah! Let me go!
Aaaaaaaah!
Whoa!
Oof!
Huh?
It's the only way!
Whoa!
Waah! Waah!
Whoa!
It's the only way.
Aaaaaaah!
My way!
Hmm.
Ring! Ring!
Look, there's only
two choices, bro.
Take your pick.
There's a path on the left...
"Hair Fall Out path," no
more hair again e ver!
Or the path on the right...
"Smelly path," makes
you smelly forever.
You won't believe it.
Isn't there another way?
No.
- What if I just went...
- No. That's it.
You have to choose.
There's no other way.
Choosing is the only way.
Choosing is the only way.
It's the only way!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Hey, listen, man...
The Smelly Path's
actually not that bad.
Uh... uhh...
No! I choose my way!
Aaaaah!
My way.
Hmm.
Ring! Ring!
Hello, dummy police?
Yes, there's a strange dummy
lurking around my house.
Okay. Yes.
Thank you. Goodbye.
What?
I need to cross the river.
The cyclops is over there.
You can't cross this river.
It's impossible.
Look, the current...
It's so fast, it'll turn
your butt inside out
for real, doofus.
And the water's so acidic,
it'll krump your boat in half.
It's like orange juice.
It's gross.
There's a bridge,
but it's a trap.
Plus, the water's jammin'
with electric eels!
Wow. So weird.
Anyway, that's it.
There's no other way
around, you dummy.
But I need to get across.
Listen what I'm telling you.
There's no way!
Ugly tramp.
Glob, globbit, globbit, globbit!
Huh? What are you saying?
"Globbit, globbit"?
Who's globbit?
Aah!
My way!
No!
Peugghhh!
Glibby-glab man, you're crazy!
We're not even halfway across!
You got to go back, man!
It's the only way, you ugly,
fat-smelling, fathead!
No! My way!
Aah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Uuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Crazy!
Globba, globba, globba, globba.
Uh, excuse me, friend.
Blblblblblblblblblblbl! Huh?
You're pretty tall.
Can you reach up there
and get my wheel for me?
Got to get these melons
home to my wife.
You know how it is.
My way!
Watch out, Rainy!
Aah!
Aah! Uhp!
Oof!
Rainy!
Whoops. Uh...
Man... I'm real sorry.
Yeah.
No doi, friend.
But... I can still help.
I-I'll fix your house for you.
Just get out of here!
Leave us alone!
Uh... I...
Psycho Fink.
♪ I was wrong ♪
♪ Was I wrong? ♪
♪ No ♪
♪ Yes ♪
♪ Yes ♪
♪ I was wrong ♪
♪ How could it be? ♪
♪ I trusted in my guts ♪
♪ but ended up all nuts ♪
♪ I was wrong ♪
♪ How could it be? ♪
♪ Listened to my brain ♪
♪ but ended up insane ♪
♪ The melons rolled ♪
♪ over that lady ♪
♪ I went too far ♪
♪ How could it be? ♪
♪ How did I go too far? ♪
Yaah!
Hey! I know you're here
for my magical tears,
but you won't have any,
because I never cry.
I don't want them anymore.
What? Stop lying!
You're here for my
tears, aren't you?
No. I hurt a small,
hairy man's wife.
I just want to go home.
You're just trying
to make me feel sad
so you can steal my
tears when I cry,
but I've got a heart
of stone, buddy.
I'm evil!
Dude! What's wrong with you?!
I said I don't want your tears!
You're lying!
I'm not lying!
You stink at lying.
Ugh! Fine. Whatever, man.
Have it your way.
Okay...
I will have it my way!
Huh?
Beg for mercy, or I'll kill you!
Whoa. What?
What?!
I can't hear you!
I said...
my way!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Huh?
Magical teardrop.
My way can still work!
Yeah!
Huh?
I'm okay!
Yay!
Huh?
Whoa!
Ow! Ow, ow, ow!
Huh?
Whoo-hoo!
Yeah!
Oh, yeah.
Huh?
Have you come crawling back
for your proper
treatment, babylips?
- Yah!
- Ohh!
Kiss that!
Oh, my. You look
horribly injured.
My kisses will heal you.
Now, how does that feel?
Bittersweet.
Hey, man.
You want me to heal your
toe with my magical goo?
Ahh! No, thanks.
I think the kisses work better.
Excuse me! Don't stop!
Keep going, please.
You're gross.
Hey! We all have our own ways.
You know what?
You're right.
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪