Adventure Time (2010–2018): Season 3, Episode 22 - Paper Pete - full transcript
A secret war takes place in the library between tiny paper people and mold creatures, and Finn is brought into the middle of it all.
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
It's slipping, dude.
Phew.
"Rainicornicopia...
An Unabridged History
of the Rainicorns."
Whatever, man.
I barely made it
through the title.
Listen, man, one day,
I'm probably gonna have
half-rainbow pupsters.
I got to be able to share
my babies' culture.
Huh.
Oh.
Hey, this table is wobbly.
We gotta take it to the Lost
Tinker Goblin of Fog Mountain
to fix it.
Dude, I would love to go
on some crazy made-up
adventure with you,
but I really gotta read this.
So from here on out, I'm
just gonna ignore you.
I don't make up adventures!
Jake, you know that!
Jake! I don't make
up adventures!
Mm.
Books... books...
kitties... zitties...
witties...
mitties... knitties...
fitties... hitties...
jitties...
pitties...
cities...
oh, no!
Damaged books! Who did this?!
Shh-ush!
Sorry.
I will avenge the
slightly soiled books.
Gotta tell Jake.
Hello?
Is someone back here?
Are you stuck?
Shh-ush-oom.
Hello?
Whoa!
Oh!
Hey, there's pages coming
out of these books!
Shhhhhh!
Who are you dudes?
We are the Pagelings!
I am Paper Pete, the
leader of the Pagelings,
but you can call me P.P.
I'll call you Pete.
Okay.
Why are you dudes
in the library?
We are the secret guardians
of the books in the library.
You know those blank
pieces of paper
in the beginning of old books?
- Yeah.
- That's us!
We revealed ourselves
to you, noble giant,
because you felt our plight
when you saw the damaged books.
And now is our darkest hour,
for the Moldos have
been growing more bold
with every attack.
Look at the damage
done yesterday
at "The Battle of Teddy
Bear Joke Book."
Wow. Yeah.
They're massing for a
full-scale assault
on every book in the library.
Gosh! Even the
"Rainicornicopia"?
Yes.
I better tell Jake.
Don't you dudes go anywhere.
Okay.
Hey, bro. I've got an adventure.
It's not made-up.
There are these...
These Pagelings.
They came out from...
From books, and they...
They folded into little animals.
Do you hear what I'm saying?!
Shh!
You think I'm making this up?
I'll prove it to you!
Finn! Finn! You butt chicken!
Jake, wait 'til you see 'em.
Whoa!
- Oh, my goodness!
- Oh, golly!
Ow!
They were just here!
Pagelings?
Why didn't you dudes introduce
yourselves to Jake?
We don't want to reveal
ourselves to anyone else.
We are the secret guardians...
Secret.
Um...
yeah, but Jake is a
powerful giant, like me.
He can help you battle or...
Or whatevs.
But first, you must
win his favor.
Do you not want victory
for your people?
Yes! We do want victory!
Come on. Follow me.
Jake, look.
He's up here reading a book.
Do something to get
his attention.
Very well. We shall
dance as flowers.
Hoopha!
Okay-
Ooh! Ahh! Cha! Cha! Cha!
Jake! The Pagelings
are dancing for you!
Just look up for a second!
Finn, all the little voices
you're doing are cute,
but come on, man,
just let me read.
By wearing the beast, we
shall become like the beast!
You can feel them, can't you?
I can feel you pinching me.
Just look up for a second.
Loo-o-o-o-o-o-o-k!
Pagelings, I'm sorry,
but my giant friend is
acting like a clump.
Okay.
We can't wait any longer.
We must go back to the bookshelf
to prepare for the
Moldos' attack.
Yeah, go play make-believe
somewhere else.
I'm not making believe!
We were gone too long!
Wield, my brethren! Wield!
[I blows]
Aaaaah!
You win this battle,
but next time,
We will win it.
Yes! Leave!
Yes! We did it!
Veni, vidi, vici!
So, those little, squishy
guys are the Moldos?
Aye.
This was but a
reconnaissance squad
sent to test our mettle.
Mettle!
Uh-huh. They... they seem tough.
Their bites sting
like the dickens.
Hmm.
Their bites sting, eh?
I've got a plan, Pete.
Tell me your plan, giant.
Just trust me.
Trust me.
You've discovered the
Moldos' secret lair!
Eh, it wasn't very hard.
Wippa Wippa waaaaa!
The Pagelings have
a battle beast!
Attack!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, moldy blobs.
I've come here to help the
Moldos defeat the Pagelings.
Traitor!
Hyah! Yah!
Calm down. This is
part of my plan.
Oh! Ha ha!
Then I shall play
along, wise giant.
How are we to trust you?
Well... here... look! I
brought y'all a prisoner.
It's their leader.
May you rot in tartarus!
May your skin boil and
eyes burst into flames
forever in a pit!
Traitor!
So, do you guys have, like,
a leader or something?
Mildwin!
I'm Mildwin, leader
of the Moldos.
Oh. Uh... hmm.
Nice to meet you, your highness.
I'm not a king.
I was democratically elected.
That's adorable.
Now, Finn! Yah! Hunh! Hyah!
Protect the elected official!
Well-played, oh, giant.
You have the cunning
of Odysseus.
Pete, j-just stop winking.
Yo! Yah! Yah!
Hyoh! Hyoh! Yah!
Shh!
Hup-hup!
Ignore... this!
Hmm?
This tastes delicious!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
What did you do to me?!
Aaaaaaaaaaah!
- Uh...
- Aaaaaaaah!
Uh... uhhh...
Come on, you guys. Knock it off.
The Moldos got a
taste for you now.
Gotta do something!
Where can I find ways to
solve problems in a library?
Books?
Aah!
Books! Books! Books!
Ehhhhh!
Huh?
What you nibbling me for?
This sweaty stuff
tastes amazing!
A-mazing!
Hmm.
Tastier than battle beast fur.
Yes!
Hey, Mildwin.
- Mildwin!
- What?
I bring a peace offering
from the Pagelings.
Hmm?
Finn, what's happening?
Hang on, buddy.
Paper Pete?
Giant!
Have you wiped out
the Moldo horde?
No, man.
The war's over.
Mildwin, you can keep my shirt
if you don't attack
their library books.
Agreed, beast.
This filthy garb will feed
my people for generations.
And in 40 years, you
can have my shorts.
Sound good, Pete?
It will suffice.
Sound good, Jake?
Yaaaaaaaaaah!
What... what the hecks, man?!
What'd you do to me?!
Look, man! Moldos and
Pagelings are real!
Wha... who cares, man?!
I'm outta here!
Did you finish your
Rainicorn book?
Ugh. I was reading
the same paragraph
over and over for
like 11 minutes.
I guess I'm gonna
give up on learning
everything about
Rainicorn history.
Don't tell Lady.
Oh. What about, uh, relating
to your mixed-species kids?
Eh, I'll just fake it.
Oh.
Well... hey, man, I
think I see some...
um... sun people
in trouble on the
sun over there.
- You making that up?
- Mm-hmm.
Yeah! Let's do it!
Whoo! Whoo!
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
This party is so crazy!
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
It's slipping, dude.
Phew.
"Rainicornicopia...
An Unabridged History
of the Rainicorns."
Whatever, man.
I barely made it
through the title.
Listen, man, one day,
I'm probably gonna have
half-rainbow pupsters.
I got to be able to share
my babies' culture.
Huh.
Oh.
Hey, this table is wobbly.
We gotta take it to the Lost
Tinker Goblin of Fog Mountain
to fix it.
Dude, I would love to go
on some crazy made-up
adventure with you,
but I really gotta read this.
So from here on out, I'm
just gonna ignore you.
I don't make up adventures!
Jake, you know that!
Jake! I don't make
up adventures!
Mm.
Books... books...
kitties... zitties...
witties...
mitties... knitties...
fitties... hitties...
jitties...
pitties...
cities...
oh, no!
Damaged books! Who did this?!
Shh-ush!
Sorry.
I will avenge the
slightly soiled books.
Gotta tell Jake.
Hello?
Is someone back here?
Are you stuck?
Shh-ush-oom.
Hello?
Whoa!
Oh!
Hey, there's pages coming
out of these books!
Shhhhhh!
Who are you dudes?
We are the Pagelings!
I am Paper Pete, the
leader of the Pagelings,
but you can call me P.P.
I'll call you Pete.
Okay.
Why are you dudes
in the library?
We are the secret guardians
of the books in the library.
You know those blank
pieces of paper
in the beginning of old books?
- Yeah.
- That's us!
We revealed ourselves
to you, noble giant,
because you felt our plight
when you saw the damaged books.
And now is our darkest hour,
for the Moldos have
been growing more bold
with every attack.
Look at the damage
done yesterday
at "The Battle of Teddy
Bear Joke Book."
Wow. Yeah.
They're massing for a
full-scale assault
on every book in the library.
Gosh! Even the
"Rainicornicopia"?
Yes.
I better tell Jake.
Don't you dudes go anywhere.
Okay.
Hey, bro. I've got an adventure.
It's not made-up.
There are these...
These Pagelings.
They came out from...
From books, and they...
They folded into little animals.
Do you hear what I'm saying?!
Shh!
You think I'm making this up?
I'll prove it to you!
Finn! Finn! You butt chicken!
Jake, wait 'til you see 'em.
Whoa!
- Oh, my goodness!
- Oh, golly!
Ow!
They were just here!
Pagelings?
Why didn't you dudes introduce
yourselves to Jake?
We don't want to reveal
ourselves to anyone else.
We are the secret guardians...
Secret.
Um...
yeah, but Jake is a
powerful giant, like me.
He can help you battle or...
Or whatevs.
But first, you must
win his favor.
Do you not want victory
for your people?
Yes! We do want victory!
Come on. Follow me.
Jake, look.
He's up here reading a book.
Do something to get
his attention.
Very well. We shall
dance as flowers.
Hoopha!
Okay-
Ooh! Ahh! Cha! Cha! Cha!
Jake! The Pagelings
are dancing for you!
Just look up for a second!
Finn, all the little voices
you're doing are cute,
but come on, man,
just let me read.
By wearing the beast, we
shall become like the beast!
You can feel them, can't you?
I can feel you pinching me.
Just look up for a second.
Loo-o-o-o-o-o-o-k!
Pagelings, I'm sorry,
but my giant friend is
acting like a clump.
Okay.
We can't wait any longer.
We must go back to the bookshelf
to prepare for the
Moldos' attack.
Yeah, go play make-believe
somewhere else.
I'm not making believe!
We were gone too long!
Wield, my brethren! Wield!
[I blows]
Aaaaah!
You win this battle,
but next time,
We will win it.
Yes! Leave!
Yes! We did it!
Veni, vidi, vici!
So, those little, squishy
guys are the Moldos?
Aye.
This was but a
reconnaissance squad
sent to test our mettle.
Mettle!
Uh-huh. They... they seem tough.
Their bites sting
like the dickens.
Hmm.
Their bites sting, eh?
I've got a plan, Pete.
Tell me your plan, giant.
Just trust me.
Trust me.
You've discovered the
Moldos' secret lair!
Eh, it wasn't very hard.
Wippa Wippa waaaaa!
The Pagelings have
a battle beast!
Attack!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, moldy blobs.
I've come here to help the
Moldos defeat the Pagelings.
Traitor!
Hyah! Yah!
Calm down. This is
part of my plan.
Oh! Ha ha!
Then I shall play
along, wise giant.
How are we to trust you?
Well... here... look! I
brought y'all a prisoner.
It's their leader.
May you rot in tartarus!
May your skin boil and
eyes burst into flames
forever in a pit!
Traitor!
So, do you guys have, like,
a leader or something?
Mildwin!
I'm Mildwin, leader
of the Moldos.
Oh. Uh... hmm.
Nice to meet you, your highness.
I'm not a king.
I was democratically elected.
That's adorable.
Now, Finn! Yah! Hunh! Hyah!
Protect the elected official!
Well-played, oh, giant.
You have the cunning
of Odysseus.
Pete, j-just stop winking.
Yo! Yah! Yah!
Hyoh! Hyoh! Yah!
Shh!
Hup-hup!
Ignore... this!
Hmm?
This tastes delicious!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
What did you do to me?!
Aaaaaaaaaaah!
- Uh...
- Aaaaaaaah!
Uh... uhhh...
Come on, you guys. Knock it off.
The Moldos got a
taste for you now.
Gotta do something!
Where can I find ways to
solve problems in a library?
Books?
Aah!
Books! Books! Books!
Ehhhhh!
Huh?
What you nibbling me for?
This sweaty stuff
tastes amazing!
A-mazing!
Hmm.
Tastier than battle beast fur.
Yes!
Hey, Mildwin.
- Mildwin!
- What?
I bring a peace offering
from the Pagelings.
Hmm?
Finn, what's happening?
Hang on, buddy.
Paper Pete?
Giant!
Have you wiped out
the Moldo horde?
No, man.
The war's over.
Mildwin, you can keep my shirt
if you don't attack
their library books.
Agreed, beast.
This filthy garb will feed
my people for generations.
And in 40 years, you
can have my shorts.
Sound good, Pete?
It will suffice.
Sound good, Jake?
Yaaaaaaaaaah!
What... what the hecks, man?!
What'd you do to me?!
Look, man! Moldos and
Pagelings are real!
Wha... who cares, man?!
I'm outta here!
Did you finish your
Rainicorn book?
Ugh. I was reading
the same paragraph
over and over for
like 11 minutes.
I guess I'm gonna
give up on learning
everything about
Rainicorn history.
Don't tell Lady.
Oh. What about, uh, relating
to your mixed-species kids?
Eh, I'll just fake it.
Oh.
Well... hey, man, I
think I see some...
um... sun people
in trouble on the
sun over there.
- You making that up?
- Mm-hmm.
Yeah! Let's do it!
Whoo! Whoo!
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
This party is so crazy!