Adventure Time (2010–2018): Season 3, Episode 24 - Ghost Princess - full transcript
Finn and Jake try to help Ghost Princess by solving her murder.
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Just about done.
Mmm. Oh, boy.
How much softy cheezy
for your deezy?
A little? A lot?
Blech! None!
But you used to
love softy cheese.
I don't want to talk about it.
- What was that?
- Probably an owl.
Mmm.
Mm-mmm...
A ghost!
Doo, it's just Ghost Princess.
Hey, G. P.!
She's weird, huh?
How's it going?
Are you haunting us?
Yes-s-s.
Oh, okay.
Well, can you knock it off?
Sorry.
It's just I'm doomed
to haunt this mortal plane.
Oh. Let's hear more
about that, honey.
Until I discover the
cause of my death,
my soul can't ascend to
the 50th dead world.
But as a ghost, I have no
memory of my mortal life...
and no idea how I died.
It's a crime case!
Whoa! Step back, nephew!
We don't know that
she was "moidered."
That's right!
We don't even know how
she was "moidered."
But I'm the hard-boiled sleuth
that's gonna crack
your case wide open.
Oh! That sounds wonderful!
This way, gentlemen.
Whoa.
Your neighborhood is... uh...
very peaceful.
It's the cradle of my despair.
Right, right.
Well, here's me.
Our first clue!
"Fee-may-ale."
It's a good start,
but we need more.
Jake, it's time to
interrogate the neighbors.
We'll do it "good
cop, bad cop" -style.
I call "bad cop"!
Aww!
Yo, ghost! Yo, yo!
Yo, wake up, fool!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
yo, yo, yo, yo!
What?!
Yo, ghost, what do you
know about the lady
buried next to you?
- What, you mean her?
She's been here longer
than almost everybody!
He's right!
And don't think I don't see
what you do, Ghost Princess.
What?
Sneaking off at night,
scaring peeps, haunting
at all hours...
'cause you can't deal
with your issues!
Leave her be, Boilbee!
Wha-a-a-t?!
A princess deserves empathy...
Not your sass.
Ohhh! Ahh!
Butt out, Clarence.
Some of us still want
to feel, you know...
The vital magnetism of life,
the vibrating
energies that connect
all living and
non-living beings.
Nyah! I don't like your words!
Nyah!
I'm Ghost Princess.
Have we met before? I
feel like we have.
I don't think so, milady,
but I am honor-ed.
What do you know about
Ghosty P's getting
murdle-erdled?
Sorry. I don't know anything.
I can't imagine anyone
who would harm someone
as beautiful as this.
Whoa. Smooth.
Did you try looking yonder?
That's where the néer-do-well
ghosts hang out.
Right. Ne'er-do-wellers.
Let's do this, Jake!
You stay and eat cheese puffs.
Geez. Look at this place.
It's all bunked up.
Yeah, no wonder this is
where the néer-do-wells go
when they deezy.
I got a feeling these
ghosts are gonna be
harder to shake than Boilbee.
Yeah. Well, get ready,
'cause this biz is
gonna get ridonk.
Cool, man! Hey, can
I be "bad cop" now?
No.
Okay. Let's check this guy out.
- What's it say?
- "Some Donkus."
Wake up, Donkus!
We got questions!
Dingus!
Time to sing, ya canary!
Bam! Yah!
What you know about
Ghost Princess, huh?!
Give it up, Dungus!
Hey, man, take it easy.
You do your job, I do mine!
Tell me what you know, punk!
Uh-oh. What's this?
A busted knife.
Is this your knife, bro?
Tell me!
Jake... "good cop"!
Oh, right.
Cool out, "bad cop"!
No! Aah!
This ghost ain't home, man!
Well, you're lucky my
partner's here... pal.
- He's not worth it, man.
- Hmph!
These ghosts think I'm playing.
They think it's all a big game.
But you know what? You
know what I'm gonna do?
What?
I'm gonna turn this
game upside downH
So, you really don't know
how you died, either?
Of course not. Two, please.
And we might never find out.
But that's okay, because
right now, in this moment,
I'm feeling pretty
sweeties, you know?
I feel sweeties also
in this moment, also.
- That's great, Ghost Princess.
I'm glad we can feel
this way together
in the face of uncertainty.
Ladies and gents!
The center for ghost-community
outreach and ghostdatescom
present... Spirit Waves!
More beautiful than
I could imagine.
Are you talking
about Spirit Waves?
I'm talking about you, Princess.
Ya-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-h!
Ghosts! You ghosts!
Come out! Rah!
I think this place
is abandoned, man.
They're just hiding 'cause
they know they're guilty!
Yo! Yo! That's my grave!
Why are you fops
trashing our spot?
We... thought
you were... hiding.
Dude, we were at the
Spirit Waves show.
Kill these fools!
Bring it on, you mamas!
Hold up! These guys are with me.
A'ight, Clarence, but only
because of that one time
when I did that
thing by accident
and you were cool about it.
It's your lucky day, punks.
Whew! Thanks, Clarence!
Yo, I'm sorry we haven't
solved the case yet.
It's all right, Finn.
I'm calling off the
investigation.
What? Why'?
I don't feel tormented anymore
now that I'm with Clarence.
Oh, really? That's...
that's cool.
It's hard to explain,
but it's like we already
know each other.
I feel it, too.
Our spirits must be entwined
in the cosmic wheel of time.
Nice.
Let's go to my
private mausoleum,
where we can be... private.
Yuck.
Thanks for your help!
A'ight!
Aw, man.
I wanted to crack
the case, you know?
Look on the bright side, guy.
We looted all this
sweet grave booty!
Ka-ching!
Jake! You looted?!
That's bad, man!
You're supposed
to be "good cop."
Oops. I didn't
know it was wrong.
Come on. Let's put
all this stuff back.
- What?! All of it?!
- Yes, Jake.
Huh.
This dagger says, "Renee."
- What's that?
I guess Some Donkus'
real name was...
"Re-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-nce!"
Have we met before?
It's hard to explain,
but it's like we already
know each other.
Is this your knife, bro?
This ghost ain't home, man!
What is it, dude?
We got to dig up the princess.
Look! Sorry.
Lookit!
"Clarence." Clarence
was "Some Donkus"!
Some Donkus ski-bopped
Ghost Princess!
Stop!
Clarence is your murdler!
Warrior Princess,
give up your kingdom!
Never... not even
to you, my love!
Unh!
Clarence, I... ahh...
My love!
N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
I did it?
I forgive you, Clarence.
Take my hands!
Ascend with me to the
50th dead world!
I can't! My soul is stuck!
I have to know hovv ldied!
Oh, glob!
My life is like a fart.
Whoa, wait a minute.
Say that again.
My life is like a fart!
I know you, man...
From the Squeezy Mart!
Huh? Uh, Squeezy Mart?
I'm starting to remember.
I was a broken man.
More.
I think you've had enough, man.
I don't care. My
life is like a fart.
Huh?
My life is like a fart!
Hey! Hey, stop that!
Citizen's arrest!
Hey, be careful, man!
So, that's why you don't
like softy cheese.
Clarence!
Ghost Princess!
Congratulations, you kids!
Yeah!
- Goodbye!
- Thanks for everything!
- Thanks for everything.
- Goodbye.
You sure you're ready
for this, man?
Yeah. Give me one of
them cheesy dogs, man.
All gone?
Let me see. Move
your tongue left...
Bleh bleh.
- And right.
- Bleh.
I'm proud of you, pal...
Real proud.
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Just about done.
Mmm. Oh, boy.
How much softy cheezy
for your deezy?
A little? A lot?
Blech! None!
But you used to
love softy cheese.
I don't want to talk about it.
- What was that?
- Probably an owl.
Mmm.
Mm-mmm...
A ghost!
Doo, it's just Ghost Princess.
Hey, G. P.!
She's weird, huh?
How's it going?
Are you haunting us?
Yes-s-s.
Oh, okay.
Well, can you knock it off?
Sorry.
It's just I'm doomed
to haunt this mortal plane.
Oh. Let's hear more
about that, honey.
Until I discover the
cause of my death,
my soul can't ascend to
the 50th dead world.
But as a ghost, I have no
memory of my mortal life...
and no idea how I died.
It's a crime case!
Whoa! Step back, nephew!
We don't know that
she was "moidered."
That's right!
We don't even know how
she was "moidered."
But I'm the hard-boiled sleuth
that's gonna crack
your case wide open.
Oh! That sounds wonderful!
This way, gentlemen.
Whoa.
Your neighborhood is... uh...
very peaceful.
It's the cradle of my despair.
Right, right.
Well, here's me.
Our first clue!
"Fee-may-ale."
It's a good start,
but we need more.
Jake, it's time to
interrogate the neighbors.
We'll do it "good
cop, bad cop" -style.
I call "bad cop"!
Aww!
Yo, ghost! Yo, yo!
Yo, wake up, fool!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
yo, yo, yo, yo!
What?!
Yo, ghost, what do you
know about the lady
buried next to you?
- What, you mean her?
She's been here longer
than almost everybody!
He's right!
And don't think I don't see
what you do, Ghost Princess.
What?
Sneaking off at night,
scaring peeps, haunting
at all hours...
'cause you can't deal
with your issues!
Leave her be, Boilbee!
Wha-a-a-t?!
A princess deserves empathy...
Not your sass.
Ohhh! Ahh!
Butt out, Clarence.
Some of us still want
to feel, you know...
The vital magnetism of life,
the vibrating
energies that connect
all living and
non-living beings.
Nyah! I don't like your words!
Nyah!
I'm Ghost Princess.
Have we met before? I
feel like we have.
I don't think so, milady,
but I am honor-ed.
What do you know about
Ghosty P's getting
murdle-erdled?
Sorry. I don't know anything.
I can't imagine anyone
who would harm someone
as beautiful as this.
Whoa. Smooth.
Did you try looking yonder?
That's where the néer-do-well
ghosts hang out.
Right. Ne'er-do-wellers.
Let's do this, Jake!
You stay and eat cheese puffs.
Geez. Look at this place.
It's all bunked up.
Yeah, no wonder this is
where the néer-do-wells go
when they deezy.
I got a feeling these
ghosts are gonna be
harder to shake than Boilbee.
Yeah. Well, get ready,
'cause this biz is
gonna get ridonk.
Cool, man! Hey, can
I be "bad cop" now?
No.
Okay. Let's check this guy out.
- What's it say?
- "Some Donkus."
Wake up, Donkus!
We got questions!
Dingus!
Time to sing, ya canary!
Bam! Yah!
What you know about
Ghost Princess, huh?!
Give it up, Dungus!
Hey, man, take it easy.
You do your job, I do mine!
Tell me what you know, punk!
Uh-oh. What's this?
A busted knife.
Is this your knife, bro?
Tell me!
Jake... "good cop"!
Oh, right.
Cool out, "bad cop"!
No! Aah!
This ghost ain't home, man!
Well, you're lucky my
partner's here... pal.
- He's not worth it, man.
- Hmph!
These ghosts think I'm playing.
They think it's all a big game.
But you know what? You
know what I'm gonna do?
What?
I'm gonna turn this
game upside downH
So, you really don't know
how you died, either?
Of course not. Two, please.
And we might never find out.
But that's okay, because
right now, in this moment,
I'm feeling pretty
sweeties, you know?
I feel sweeties also
in this moment, also.
- That's great, Ghost Princess.
I'm glad we can feel
this way together
in the face of uncertainty.
Ladies and gents!
The center for ghost-community
outreach and ghostdatescom
present... Spirit Waves!
More beautiful than
I could imagine.
Are you talking
about Spirit Waves?
I'm talking about you, Princess.
Ya-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-h!
Ghosts! You ghosts!
Come out! Rah!
I think this place
is abandoned, man.
They're just hiding 'cause
they know they're guilty!
Yo! Yo! That's my grave!
Why are you fops
trashing our spot?
We... thought
you were... hiding.
Dude, we were at the
Spirit Waves show.
Kill these fools!
Bring it on, you mamas!
Hold up! These guys are with me.
A'ight, Clarence, but only
because of that one time
when I did that
thing by accident
and you were cool about it.
It's your lucky day, punks.
Whew! Thanks, Clarence!
Yo, I'm sorry we haven't
solved the case yet.
It's all right, Finn.
I'm calling off the
investigation.
What? Why'?
I don't feel tormented anymore
now that I'm with Clarence.
Oh, really? That's...
that's cool.
It's hard to explain,
but it's like we already
know each other.
I feel it, too.
Our spirits must be entwined
in the cosmic wheel of time.
Nice.
Let's go to my
private mausoleum,
where we can be... private.
Yuck.
Thanks for your help!
A'ight!
Aw, man.
I wanted to crack
the case, you know?
Look on the bright side, guy.
We looted all this
sweet grave booty!
Ka-ching!
Jake! You looted?!
That's bad, man!
You're supposed
to be "good cop."
Oops. I didn't
know it was wrong.
Come on. Let's put
all this stuff back.
- What?! All of it?!
- Yes, Jake.
Huh.
This dagger says, "Renee."
- What's that?
I guess Some Donkus'
real name was...
"Re-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-nce!"
Have we met before?
It's hard to explain,
but it's like we already
know each other.
Is this your knife, bro?
This ghost ain't home, man!
What is it, dude?
We got to dig up the princess.
Look! Sorry.
Lookit!
"Clarence." Clarence
was "Some Donkus"!
Some Donkus ski-bopped
Ghost Princess!
Stop!
Clarence is your murdler!
Warrior Princess,
give up your kingdom!
Never... not even
to you, my love!
Unh!
Clarence, I... ahh...
My love!
N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
I did it?
I forgive you, Clarence.
Take my hands!
Ascend with me to the
50th dead world!
I can't! My soul is stuck!
I have to know hovv ldied!
Oh, glob!
My life is like a fart.
Whoa, wait a minute.
Say that again.
My life is like a fart!
I know you, man...
From the Squeezy Mart!
Huh? Uh, Squeezy Mart?
I'm starting to remember.
I was a broken man.
More.
I think you've had enough, man.
I don't care. My
life is like a fart.
Huh?
My life is like a fart!
Hey! Hey, stop that!
Citizen's arrest!
Hey, be careful, man!
So, that's why you don't
like softy cheese.
Clarence!
Ghost Princess!
Congratulations, you kids!
Yeah!
- Goodbye!
- Thanks for everything!
- Thanks for everything.
- Goodbye.
You sure you're ready
for this, man?
Yeah. Give me one of
them cheesy dogs, man.
All gone?
Let me see. Move
your tongue left...
Bleh bleh.
- And right.
- Bleh.
I'm proud of you, pal...
Real proud.
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪