A.N.T. Farm (2011–2014): Season 1, Episode 4 - SciANTs Fair - full transcript
Chyna stays up all night watching a show instead of studying for a test, but gets a good grade anyway. Feeling that something fishy is going on, she gets help from Olive to prove that the school is treating the ANTs differently. Meanwhile, Cameron and Lexi find Skidmore's phone in the trash and decide to keep it so they can get a reward.
Can't we just go out
for milkshakes?
I mean, we don't
even have a blender.
We don't need to waste
money on a blender.
Let me show you something.
Watch this. Come here.
Put that in your mouth.
There you go.
Put a little bit right there.
Yeah, yeah.
That's it.
Yup.
Close that a little bit. Now shake it,
shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it.
Okay, all right. There you go.
What's that for? You thought
I was making it for you?
Hey, dad, I can tell you're
busy, so I'll make this quick.
Can I watch High Heels High tonight?
Thank you!
You know the rules, chyna.
No TV on school nights.
Come on, dad. Everybody in school
watches high heels hig please?
Just one episode, then I'll
study for my science test.
Fine. But if it
affects your grades,
You won't be watching
any TV until you're 40.
By the time I'm 40, I'll have my
own kids to threaten and deprive.
Wait a minute, now. I treat you
kids with dignity and respect.
Now, okay, kids, open
up your armpits.
It's time to defrost these lamb chops.
Come on.
Come on. Below there.
♪ ooh, ooh doo, doo
♪ ooh, ooh doo, doo
Whoo!
♪ Everybody's got that thing
♪ something different
we all bring
♪ don't you let 'em
clip your wings
♪ you got it you got it
♪ we're on fire and we blaze
♪ in extraordinary ways
♪ 365 days
♪ we got it we got it
♪ you can dream it
♪ you can be it
♪ if you can feel it
♪ you can believe it
♪ 'cause I am, you are, we are
♪ exceptional exceptional
♪ yeah, I am, you are, we are
♪ exceptional exceptional
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh
♪ ooh, ooh ♪
Whoo!
Once Tatiana's
chemistry assignment
"accidentally" explodes
in her "face,"
She'll be "tragically"
disfigured.
And the le chic makeup
account will be mine.
Wow, Justine's a
horrible person.
I love her!
Tatiana! You're "back."
They gave you a new face, and...
It's "mine"!
What a season finale!
I thought Justine now she's
literally two-faced!
Good morning, chyna.
Morning? How can it be morning?
Hey, you're up early.
Oh, yeah, I've been
up for "hours"
"studying" for my
science "test."
What are you "doing"?
I don't "know."
Hey, are those the same
clothes you had on yesterday?
Yeah!
It's "wear the same clothes
"as you did yesterday
day" at school.
We have lots of
crazy, fun events.
Like yesterday was
"wear the same clothes that
you're gonna wear tomorrow" day.
See, that's the best thing
I like about my job.
Same outfit every day. Yeah.
I never even wash this thing.
Well, good luck on your test.
Although the way you've been
studying, I doubt you'll need it.
I'm "dead."
Did you find my sunglasses yet?
No.
And I really wish it wasn't
frog dissection day.
Oh, look. Here are
my sunglasses!
You dropped your cell phone.
That's not mine.
Mine has rhinestones on it.
I mean, rhinestones
made of diamonds.
It's principal Skidmore's phone.
She must have accidentally
dropped it in the trash.
When she was throwing
something away.
Probably these gnarly
toenail clippings.
We should go return her phone.
No way! Think of
the possibilities.
We can send texts and emails
to teachers from Skidmore.
And get them to do
whatever we want.
Wow. For the first time you're
actually making some sense.
Thank goodness.
Because I was starting to think
my mind was getting cloudy.
From breathing in all those
frog guts and formaldehyde.
Oh look, a puppy.
Who's a good puppy?
You're a good puppy!
Yeah!
Excuse me, sir.
Actually, bonita is a female.
Not now, Fletcher.
I'm totally going
to fail this test.
I committed the whole
textbook to memory.
Quick! Tell me everything
that's in that book!
"earth science, written by Dolores
maybourn, foreword by Lance greensburg,
"copyright 1972 by
tolbert publishing."
Skip ahead!
"isbn 0-18704..."
Further ahead!
"this book is dedicated
to my loving husband,
"without whom none of this
would have been possible."
morning, class.
I hope everyone studied for today's test.
Good luck.
Please be multiple choice.
Please be multiple choice.
And I'm toast.
I hear whispering!
You do not want me
to raise my voice!
Okay, I just sent a text using Skidmore's
phone to our trigonometry teacher,
Forbidding her from
giving us homework.
Nice!
Almost as good as me giving the entire
foreign language department the week off.
Adios.
Bon voyage.
There's Skidmore.
Put the phone away!
Kids, I need for you to let me know
when you see my cellular phone.
I am offering a $50 reward.
Maybe we should turn in
the phone for the reward.
$50 is a lot of money.
I mean, I could buy two bottles
of end-of-summer bronzer.
What? You never say
yes to a first offer.
If we play our cards right,
we can get her up to $100.
You're right. And then I could
buy four bottles of bronzer.
Chyna, watch where you're going!
Just because bonita does
not have a nervous system,
Does not mean she does
not have feelings!
Sorry. I was just watching high
heels high for the last time.
Because once my dad finds
out I failed my test,
I won't be allowed to watch
tv until I look like bonita.
Sorry I'm late!
My daughter would not
go down for her nap,
No matter how many
lullabies I sang her.
Anyway, I graded your tests.
Alright, 67!
You got a d?
No. It's my 67th consecutive a.
I got an a, too!
Well, at least you guys got good
grades, because I'm about to get...
An a?
How can that be?
Hello.
All right, I'll try it again.
♪ Hush little baby,
don't say a word
♪ papa's gonna buy you
a mockingbird... ♪
Psst. Cameron. We need to talk.
Lexi, no one knows
we have the phone.
You don't have to
hide and whisper.
I know. I just don't want to
be seen socializing with you.
It's been three days and Skidmore
hasn't raised the reward.
I think we should take the $50.
Relax. This is all part of the game.
She'll crack.
See? Skidmore's office line.
I'll make our demands.
Wait! You need to
disguise your voice.
I've been waiting for your call.
When I catch whoever this is,
You will be in serious trouble!
Give us $200,
Or we delete one app per hour.
Please don't touch mad birdies!
I almost reached the last level!
Listen to me. Here is
what you need to do.
Just bounce the
pigeon off the barn.
Oh! Hey, check it out.
Chyna and I are making a blimp
for our science fair project,
And this is the
perfect material.
Are you cutting up
a wedding dress?
Yeah. I found it in
my mom's closet.
In a box marked "save
for olive's big day."
And I figured, what day is
bigger than the science fair?
By the way, where is chyna? She's
supposed to be helping me with this.
How would I know?
It's not like I sewed
a GPS transmitter.
Into the lining of her backpack
so I could track her every move.
Sorry I asked.
Although, if I had to guess,
She'll probably be here
in three, two, one...
Guys!
I tried to complain to Mr.
Marceau about giving me an a,
But he just acted really weird.
Even weirder than usual.
Something is going on here.
Olive, do you speak Japanese?
Stop mumbling and just
answer my question.
I'm trying to recruit a
swimming champion from Japan.
For the a.N.T. Program. I
need someone to translate.
I stopped by the
language department,
But for some reason none of
the teachers were there.
How is he gonna get through high
school if he can't speak English?
Don't worry. I have my ways.
I will do anything to keep
this kid eligible to compete.
He swims faster than an eel.
Well, actually, sailfish
are the fastest...
Don't care.
I knew we were getting
special treatment.
Skidmore obviously has
some sort of secret
scheme to make sure the
ants get straight A's.
So we're allowed to compete in
things like swim meets, art shows,
And whatever olive's good for.
Skidmore does love her trophies.
I hear she's working on
legally adopting all of them.
Hello, boys.
Mama's gonna bring you
a new friend soon.
He looks like this.
We have got to do
something about this.
No, what we need to do is start
working on our science fair project.
That's it! We'll
expose the conspiracy.
By doing the worst
science project ever!
What?
When Mr. Marceau gives us an
a on our pathetic project,
All the older students will be
furious and demand he give us an f!
No idea what you just said,
But I'm guessing it wasn't
"I support your plan 100%."
Have you lost your mind?
We are not doing a bad
science fair project.
That is the worst idea since someone
decided to place innocent grade schoolers.
In the Demon's Belly
that is High School!
I'm sorry, but it's not fair for the
ants to get A's we don't deserve.
And I intend to blow the
lid off this whole thing!
No! Why would you want to
blow the lid off anything?
The world needs lids.
Without lids, things would
be boiling over and
splattering. And how
would you make rice?
In a microwave. Well, you
can, but it's not as moist.
Okay, let's say we do your
project and we get an f.
Your dad will forbid
you from watching tv.
And you'll never see another
episode of High Heels High.
She's right.
Okay, fine.
We'll do a great
science fair project.
I need to know what Tatiana
does with Justine's face.
Officer parks, I want to thank
you for doing me this favor.
Oh, my pleasure. Now I'm going to
need you to identify the remains.
But I have to warn you, what you're
about to see is pretty gruesome.
Oh, thank goodness.
It isn't mine.
What are you doing here?
I live here.
Wait, are you Cameron's father?
Because I heard his
dad was a mall cop.
Come on.
So... Is Cameron home?
Yeah. One sec.
Cameron! There's a girl here
who says she knows you!
I mean, seriously, she said
it out loud and everything!
Hey, Lexi.
Well, I'll leave you two alone.
I don't want to intrude.
Honey, get the camera!
Cameron's got a girl over!
We've got big problems.
Big problems!
Skidmore called the cops
and the cops are your dad!
I should have known
he wasn't a mall cop!
I mean, I've been to the mall many,
many times, and I've never seen him!
My dad is on the case? Relax.
When we played hide and seek
as kids, he never found us.
Though, now that I think about it,
I'm not really sure he was looking.
I'm done. This is over. We are
getting rid of this phone.
Tomorrow we'll stage a reenactment
and pretend to find the phone.
This time in front of Skidmore.
Fine! But this was a
horrible mistake.
After tomorrow, I'm going to
pretend I never knew you.
Now, that makes more sense.
What's going on?
Hey, Justine.
I hear you disfigured a
girl in a chemical fire.
That's nothing compared to the
evil, sinister thing I did.
I'm getting straight A's.
That I don't deserve.
"what?" I'm the baddest
bad girl in school.
You were. But now I'm badderer.
I am evil.
I do look good in heels.
But I'm evil.
I have to do what's
right and fail science.
This is some high-quality
poster board.
High-tension power lines!
High tension is
something I know about,
Since my wife just had our baby
and my mother-in-law moved in.
Now I never get any
peace and quiet.
I'm here! And I brought
our new science project!
"why donuts are good for you?"
That's not sound science!
I wish it was, but it's not!
Sorry, olive. I can't
keep living a lie.
I have to do the right thing,
Even if it means
losing TV privileges.
Look, we're doing our project
on the miracle of zeppelins!
No, we're doing it on donuts.
- Zeppelins.
- Donuts.
- Zeppelins.
- Donuts.
- Zeppelins.
- Donuts.
- Zeppelins.
- Donuts.
- Zeppelins.
- Donuts.
- Zeppelins.
- Donuts.
Oh, the humanity!
Whoa, the helium did that?
No. The mylar shorted
out the wires.
The helium just dissipated
into the nearby air.
So what's our grade?
I'm guessing an a?
An a? You nearly
blew my head off!
A-minus?
You both get F's!
Oh, thank goodness my voice
went back to normal!
That other one was so annoying!
I don't understand.
You're supposed to give us
ants A's no matter what.
Just like you did on my science test
that I obviously should have failed.
All right, I'm gonna let you
two in on a little secret.
I gave everybody A's
because I was too tired.
To grade all those papers.
I don't know why, but
my baby never sleeps!
Oops.
So, you have any other
theories you want to prove?
Yes, as a matter of fact.
Can donuts be used to
patch up a friendship?
Look, "o" for "olive."
Hey! Get it!
Oh, no. There's Skidmore.
Ugh. More toenail clippings?
Look at those claws. What
is she, part falcon?
Everyone freeze!
I've solved a serious crime.
And the guilty party is
standing right in front of me.
Okay, I don't know
what that was about,
But I know who took your phone.
Really? Yes.
I've been doing a
little "research."
Why am I doing this now? I
actually did do some research.
And it turns out that you signed
up for the replacement plan,
Which can only mean one thing.
You stole your own phone so you
can get a better one for free.
Oh, that's preposterous!
Hmm. We'll see about that.
We'll call your phone and I bet it
rings right there in your purse.
Hello?
Cameron?
Dad, I can't talk right now. We're about
to find out who took Skidmore's phone.
Oh...
Cameron, shame on you!
Stealing a phone from
a helpless old lady!
What? You're just
as guilty as I am!
How dare you accuse me of something
so vile and unforgivable!
Lexi, if you're so innocent,
How do you explain all these
pictures of you all over the school?
Cameron!
What? I just wanted
our time together.
Let's go!
And Lexi, I will
deal with you later.
Wow, I didn't think about
the replacement plan. Hmm.
for milkshakes?
I mean, we don't
even have a blender.
We don't need to waste
money on a blender.
Let me show you something.
Watch this. Come here.
Put that in your mouth.
There you go.
Put a little bit right there.
Yeah, yeah.
That's it.
Yup.
Close that a little bit. Now shake it,
shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it.
Okay, all right. There you go.
What's that for? You thought
I was making it for you?
Hey, dad, I can tell you're
busy, so I'll make this quick.
Can I watch High Heels High tonight?
Thank you!
You know the rules, chyna.
No TV on school nights.
Come on, dad. Everybody in school
watches high heels hig please?
Just one episode, then I'll
study for my science test.
Fine. But if it
affects your grades,
You won't be watching
any TV until you're 40.
By the time I'm 40, I'll have my
own kids to threaten and deprive.
Wait a minute, now. I treat you
kids with dignity and respect.
Now, okay, kids, open
up your armpits.
It's time to defrost these lamb chops.
Come on.
Come on. Below there.
♪ ooh, ooh doo, doo
♪ ooh, ooh doo, doo
Whoo!
♪ Everybody's got that thing
♪ something different
we all bring
♪ don't you let 'em
clip your wings
♪ you got it you got it
♪ we're on fire and we blaze
♪ in extraordinary ways
♪ 365 days
♪ we got it we got it
♪ you can dream it
♪ you can be it
♪ if you can feel it
♪ you can believe it
♪ 'cause I am, you are, we are
♪ exceptional exceptional
♪ yeah, I am, you are, we are
♪ exceptional exceptional
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh
♪ ooh, ooh ♪
Whoo!
Once Tatiana's
chemistry assignment
"accidentally" explodes
in her "face,"
She'll be "tragically"
disfigured.
And the le chic makeup
account will be mine.
Wow, Justine's a
horrible person.
I love her!
Tatiana! You're "back."
They gave you a new face, and...
It's "mine"!
What a season finale!
I thought Justine now she's
literally two-faced!
Good morning, chyna.
Morning? How can it be morning?
Hey, you're up early.
Oh, yeah, I've been
up for "hours"
"studying" for my
science "test."
What are you "doing"?
I don't "know."
Hey, are those the same
clothes you had on yesterday?
Yeah!
It's "wear the same clothes
"as you did yesterday
day" at school.
We have lots of
crazy, fun events.
Like yesterday was
"wear the same clothes that
you're gonna wear tomorrow" day.
See, that's the best thing
I like about my job.
Same outfit every day. Yeah.
I never even wash this thing.
Well, good luck on your test.
Although the way you've been
studying, I doubt you'll need it.
I'm "dead."
Did you find my sunglasses yet?
No.
And I really wish it wasn't
frog dissection day.
Oh, look. Here are
my sunglasses!
You dropped your cell phone.
That's not mine.
Mine has rhinestones on it.
I mean, rhinestones
made of diamonds.
It's principal Skidmore's phone.
She must have accidentally
dropped it in the trash.
When she was throwing
something away.
Probably these gnarly
toenail clippings.
We should go return her phone.
No way! Think of
the possibilities.
We can send texts and emails
to teachers from Skidmore.
And get them to do
whatever we want.
Wow. For the first time you're
actually making some sense.
Thank goodness.
Because I was starting to think
my mind was getting cloudy.
From breathing in all those
frog guts and formaldehyde.
Oh look, a puppy.
Who's a good puppy?
You're a good puppy!
Yeah!
Excuse me, sir.
Actually, bonita is a female.
Not now, Fletcher.
I'm totally going
to fail this test.
I committed the whole
textbook to memory.
Quick! Tell me everything
that's in that book!
"earth science, written by Dolores
maybourn, foreword by Lance greensburg,
"copyright 1972 by
tolbert publishing."
Skip ahead!
"isbn 0-18704..."
Further ahead!
"this book is dedicated
to my loving husband,
"without whom none of this
would have been possible."
morning, class.
I hope everyone studied for today's test.
Good luck.
Please be multiple choice.
Please be multiple choice.
And I'm toast.
I hear whispering!
You do not want me
to raise my voice!
Okay, I just sent a text using Skidmore's
phone to our trigonometry teacher,
Forbidding her from
giving us homework.
Nice!
Almost as good as me giving the entire
foreign language department the week off.
Adios.
Bon voyage.
There's Skidmore.
Put the phone away!
Kids, I need for you to let me know
when you see my cellular phone.
I am offering a $50 reward.
Maybe we should turn in
the phone for the reward.
$50 is a lot of money.
I mean, I could buy two bottles
of end-of-summer bronzer.
What? You never say
yes to a first offer.
If we play our cards right,
we can get her up to $100.
You're right. And then I could
buy four bottles of bronzer.
Chyna, watch where you're going!
Just because bonita does
not have a nervous system,
Does not mean she does
not have feelings!
Sorry. I was just watching high
heels high for the last time.
Because once my dad finds
out I failed my test,
I won't be allowed to watch
tv until I look like bonita.
Sorry I'm late!
My daughter would not
go down for her nap,
No matter how many
lullabies I sang her.
Anyway, I graded your tests.
Alright, 67!
You got a d?
No. It's my 67th consecutive a.
I got an a, too!
Well, at least you guys got good
grades, because I'm about to get...
An a?
How can that be?
Hello.
All right, I'll try it again.
♪ Hush little baby,
don't say a word
♪ papa's gonna buy you
a mockingbird... ♪
Psst. Cameron. We need to talk.
Lexi, no one knows
we have the phone.
You don't have to
hide and whisper.
I know. I just don't want to
be seen socializing with you.
It's been three days and Skidmore
hasn't raised the reward.
I think we should take the $50.
Relax. This is all part of the game.
She'll crack.
See? Skidmore's office line.
I'll make our demands.
Wait! You need to
disguise your voice.
I've been waiting for your call.
When I catch whoever this is,
You will be in serious trouble!
Give us $200,
Or we delete one app per hour.
Please don't touch mad birdies!
I almost reached the last level!
Listen to me. Here is
what you need to do.
Just bounce the
pigeon off the barn.
Oh! Hey, check it out.
Chyna and I are making a blimp
for our science fair project,
And this is the
perfect material.
Are you cutting up
a wedding dress?
Yeah. I found it in
my mom's closet.
In a box marked "save
for olive's big day."
And I figured, what day is
bigger than the science fair?
By the way, where is chyna? She's
supposed to be helping me with this.
How would I know?
It's not like I sewed
a GPS transmitter.
Into the lining of her backpack
so I could track her every move.
Sorry I asked.
Although, if I had to guess,
She'll probably be here
in three, two, one...
Guys!
I tried to complain to Mr.
Marceau about giving me an a,
But he just acted really weird.
Even weirder than usual.
Something is going on here.
Olive, do you speak Japanese?
Stop mumbling and just
answer my question.
I'm trying to recruit a
swimming champion from Japan.
For the a.N.T. Program. I
need someone to translate.
I stopped by the
language department,
But for some reason none of
the teachers were there.
How is he gonna get through high
school if he can't speak English?
Don't worry. I have my ways.
I will do anything to keep
this kid eligible to compete.
He swims faster than an eel.
Well, actually, sailfish
are the fastest...
Don't care.
I knew we were getting
special treatment.
Skidmore obviously has
some sort of secret
scheme to make sure the
ants get straight A's.
So we're allowed to compete in
things like swim meets, art shows,
And whatever olive's good for.
Skidmore does love her trophies.
I hear she's working on
legally adopting all of them.
Hello, boys.
Mama's gonna bring you
a new friend soon.
He looks like this.
We have got to do
something about this.
No, what we need to do is start
working on our science fair project.
That's it! We'll
expose the conspiracy.
By doing the worst
science project ever!
What?
When Mr. Marceau gives us an
a on our pathetic project,
All the older students will be
furious and demand he give us an f!
No idea what you just said,
But I'm guessing it wasn't
"I support your plan 100%."
Have you lost your mind?
We are not doing a bad
science fair project.
That is the worst idea since someone
decided to place innocent grade schoolers.
In the Demon's Belly
that is High School!
I'm sorry, but it's not fair for the
ants to get A's we don't deserve.
And I intend to blow the
lid off this whole thing!
No! Why would you want to
blow the lid off anything?
The world needs lids.
Without lids, things would
be boiling over and
splattering. And how
would you make rice?
In a microwave. Well, you
can, but it's not as moist.
Okay, let's say we do your
project and we get an f.
Your dad will forbid
you from watching tv.
And you'll never see another
episode of High Heels High.
She's right.
Okay, fine.
We'll do a great
science fair project.
I need to know what Tatiana
does with Justine's face.
Officer parks, I want to thank
you for doing me this favor.
Oh, my pleasure. Now I'm going to
need you to identify the remains.
But I have to warn you, what you're
about to see is pretty gruesome.
Oh, thank goodness.
It isn't mine.
What are you doing here?
I live here.
Wait, are you Cameron's father?
Because I heard his
dad was a mall cop.
Come on.
So... Is Cameron home?
Yeah. One sec.
Cameron! There's a girl here
who says she knows you!
I mean, seriously, she said
it out loud and everything!
Hey, Lexi.
Well, I'll leave you two alone.
I don't want to intrude.
Honey, get the camera!
Cameron's got a girl over!
We've got big problems.
Big problems!
Skidmore called the cops
and the cops are your dad!
I should have known
he wasn't a mall cop!
I mean, I've been to the mall many,
many times, and I've never seen him!
My dad is on the case? Relax.
When we played hide and seek
as kids, he never found us.
Though, now that I think about it,
I'm not really sure he was looking.
I'm done. This is over. We are
getting rid of this phone.
Tomorrow we'll stage a reenactment
and pretend to find the phone.
This time in front of Skidmore.
Fine! But this was a
horrible mistake.
After tomorrow, I'm going to
pretend I never knew you.
Now, that makes more sense.
What's going on?
Hey, Justine.
I hear you disfigured a
girl in a chemical fire.
That's nothing compared to the
evil, sinister thing I did.
I'm getting straight A's.
That I don't deserve.
"what?" I'm the baddest
bad girl in school.
You were. But now I'm badderer.
I am evil.
I do look good in heels.
But I'm evil.
I have to do what's
right and fail science.
This is some high-quality
poster board.
High-tension power lines!
High tension is
something I know about,
Since my wife just had our baby
and my mother-in-law moved in.
Now I never get any
peace and quiet.
I'm here! And I brought
our new science project!
"why donuts are good for you?"
That's not sound science!
I wish it was, but it's not!
Sorry, olive. I can't
keep living a lie.
I have to do the right thing,
Even if it means
losing TV privileges.
Look, we're doing our project
on the miracle of zeppelins!
No, we're doing it on donuts.
- Zeppelins.
- Donuts.
- Zeppelins.
- Donuts.
- Zeppelins.
- Donuts.
- Zeppelins.
- Donuts.
- Zeppelins.
- Donuts.
- Zeppelins.
- Donuts.
Oh, the humanity!
Whoa, the helium did that?
No. The mylar shorted
out the wires.
The helium just dissipated
into the nearby air.
So what's our grade?
I'm guessing an a?
An a? You nearly
blew my head off!
A-minus?
You both get F's!
Oh, thank goodness my voice
went back to normal!
That other one was so annoying!
I don't understand.
You're supposed to give us
ants A's no matter what.
Just like you did on my science test
that I obviously should have failed.
All right, I'm gonna let you
two in on a little secret.
I gave everybody A's
because I was too tired.
To grade all those papers.
I don't know why, but
my baby never sleeps!
Oops.
So, you have any other
theories you want to prove?
Yes, as a matter of fact.
Can donuts be used to
patch up a friendship?
Look, "o" for "olive."
Hey! Get it!
Oh, no. There's Skidmore.
Ugh. More toenail clippings?
Look at those claws. What
is she, part falcon?
Everyone freeze!
I've solved a serious crime.
And the guilty party is
standing right in front of me.
Okay, I don't know
what that was about,
But I know who took your phone.
Really? Yes.
I've been doing a
little "research."
Why am I doing this now? I
actually did do some research.
And it turns out that you signed
up for the replacement plan,
Which can only mean one thing.
You stole your own phone so you
can get a better one for free.
Oh, that's preposterous!
Hmm. We'll see about that.
We'll call your phone and I bet it
rings right there in your purse.
Hello?
Cameron?
Dad, I can't talk right now. We're about
to find out who took Skidmore's phone.
Oh...
Cameron, shame on you!
Stealing a phone from
a helpless old lady!
What? You're just
as guilty as I am!
How dare you accuse me of something
so vile and unforgivable!
Lexi, if you're so innocent,
How do you explain all these
pictures of you all over the school?
Cameron!
What? I just wanted
our time together.
Let's go!
And Lexi, I will
deal with you later.
Wow, I didn't think about
the replacement plan. Hmm.