A.N.T. Farm (2011–2014): Season 1, Episode 5 - StudANT Council - full transcript
Olive tells Chyna she should run for A.N.T. Representative and she does. However, Chyna soon learns that the A.N.T. Rep has to do lots of tedious work and that Olive tricked her into running for the position. In order to get even, Chyna throws Olive's name into the running as well. Meanwhile, Fletcher hangs out with Chyna's dad in order to get on his good side.
Cameron, what dance
should I dance.
For the first dance at my
first High School dance?
The Dougie?
The robot?
Dougie the robot?
You just took two of my favorite
things and made them horrible.
Sorry, no ants allowed.
Says who? The student
body president.
Well, I want to talk to him.
You are talking to him.
That's him!
Tough break, kid.
You heard him. No ants allowed.
I'm not an ant. I'm a sophomore.
I've known you since
kindergarten.
Oh, right!
You were that really tall kid.
Yeah. I peaked early.
Okay, I don't understand.
All my friends said that they
were going to the dance tonight.
They must mean the ant
dance in the ant farm.
I'm sure you'll have a blast.
Come on, chyna! We're
playing musical chairs!
All right. I'll go find a chair...
at my house.
No, I don't think
that's allowed,
but let me check the rule book.
Hey! No fair! I was
checking the rule book!
♪ Ooh, ooh doo, doo
♪ ooh, ooh doo, doo
Whoo!
♪ Everybody's got that thing
♪ something different
we all bring
♪ don't you let 'em
clip your wings
♪ you got it you got it
♪ we're on fire and we blaze
♪ in extraordinary ways
♪ 365 days
♪ we got it we got it
♪ you can dream it
♪ you can be it
♪ 'cause I am, you are, we are
♪ exceptional exceptional
♪ yeah, I am, you are, we are
♪ exceptional exceptional
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh
♪ ooh, ooh ♪
Whoo!
Olive?
Olive? Olive!
This dance is pathetic.
Forget the unicorn. Hit me.
Put me out of my misery.
Oh, come on. The hokey pokey.O.
Don't you want to put
your left foot in?
No, I want to turn
myself around.
I'll take a glass
of yummy worms.
And make it a double.
Coming right up.
So, what's got you down?
I'm getting nowhere with chyna.
She doesn't even know I'm alive.
Maybe you're not.
Maybe you're a ghost.
Hey!
Nope. You're just unappealing.
Time for a new approach, bro.
Check out this book.
It really changed my life.
Sammy sucks his thumb?
Yeah, not that book.
This book.
Ah. How to win a girl
in ten easy steps.
I'm guessing step one is
"don't suck your thumb."
No, it says in order
to get a girl.
You have to get in good
with the girl's father.
That's why I'm taking
olive's dad cheese-tasting.
You'll see. She'll be
hitting on me in no time.
Ow!
Wow. You know your stuff.
You know, I half expected
candy to pour out of him.
Man, I really overdid
it last night.
That party was crazy.
The whole thing is
kind of hazy to me.
Was there a unicorn there?
I am never.
Eating another piece
of candy again.
Ooh, jelly beans!
Hey!
Those are just for display.
What are you doing?
Since they won't let us
into any school dances,
I'm going to wear this to
sneak into prom this spring.
What do you think?
No offense,
but it makes you
look a little hippy.
Well, we have to do something.
We can't let the
student council.
Keep us from going to school
dances or pep rallies.
What am I going to do
with all this pep?
I'm backed up with pep!
You know what you should do?
There's an election coming up.
You should use your pep to run for ant
representative on the student council.
Really?
You think I should?
Absolutely! I mean,
you're smart, you're charming,
you comfortably seat eight.
You know what? I'll do it!
I'll run for student council.
Great! Let's just get
your name on the ballot.
All you have to do is just record and
submit this nomination statement.
I, chyna parks, nominate
myself for student council.
There. History begins now!
Ooh, good slogan!
No, I mean history
begins right now.
We don't want to
be late for class.
Hey, Cameron. Want
to watch the game?
No. Every time we
watch baseball,
all you do is make me get food
for you from the kitchen.
Well, that's a family tradition.
I got food for my dad,
you get food for me,
and one day, your son
will get food for you.
That is, if you can trick
a girl into marrying you.
You mean like you did?
Exactly! Another
family tradition.
Come on. Have a seat.
I'll pass. I got this
cool new video game.
Synchronized swimming.
You mean like water ballet?
No, water ballet is for girls.
Synchronized swimming
is a man's game.
You look like a flower shop
threw up on your head.
Oh. Hello, Mr. parks.
Is chyna home?
She's not? Oh, no.
Now I am stuck with this
large meat maniac's pizza.
I'm a meat maniac.
You want to come in and
watch some baseball?
Sure, I'm a big fan
of the baseball.
Look out, Cameron.
Make room for the kid
with nine kinds of meat.
♪ My name is chyna and I'm
running for student council
♪ please accept this gift of
a number two pounce-cil ♪
oh!
♪ Paisley! Paisley!
Vote for me, paisley!
♪ If you do, i'll play
my guitar crazily! ♪
Wow, that totally rocked!
But sorry. I'm not
old enough to vote.
You're running for ant rep?
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't think you
were running for re-election.
Re-election? I didn't
even run the first time!
Principal Skidmore made me
because no one else would.
She did?
Yeah, you'd have to be an
idiot to run for ant rep.
Cool poster by the way.
Wait. I don't understand.
What makes being ant
rep so horrible?
And thank you. I made it myself.
You're forced to participate
in every student activity.
What's so bad about that?
Are you sure this
is going to be fun?
Of course. This is
going to be super fun.
For us.
Ready?
Fire in the hole!
Maybe we should have
done this outside.
Step right up! Three
balls for a dollar!
Congratulations!
You win a jumbo bunny!
Do I have to go home
with these people?
Hey!
What's wrong with
the mirror ball?
Angus, get back up there!
You're ruining the mood!
On the bright side,
you'll get to go to prom!
I can't believe olive set me up!
Yeah, well, if no one else ran,
olive would be appointed.
How could she do that to me?
She's got a dark side.
That's what I dig about her.
Okay, I think I got
all the posters down.
Now how do I get my
name off the ballot?
You can't.
It's all here in
black and white.
Sammy sucks his thumb?
Not that book,
this book.
The student council manual.
Section six, paragraph two.
"No backsies"?
Sorry, once you submit a
nomination statement,
there's nothing you can do.
Really?
Angus, is there, like, a
feature on our a.N.T. Pad.
For editing what someone says into
a completely different sentence?
Because that would be awesome.
Angus is four feet of awesome.
That app is on my a.N.T. Pad?
That is so cool. I love that.
I love Angus. Angus is cool.
Okay, don't make me take
that away from you.
Hey, olive, can you help
me with my campaign?
Someone's running against you?
I mean, sure, anything to help.
No one's running against me.
I just really want to get
my message out there.
I wrote a campaign song and I
need someone to lay a rap on it.
Sure. I guess I could spit
some fire into the m-I-c.
You're such a good friend.
♪ Elf on my window
sill next to the doily
♪ had some mice stew but
it was too olive oily
♪ my skills to recount
are innately phenomenal
♪ four dents in my bumper
but the damage is nominal
♪ holla! ♪
Those are some weird lyrics.
You know how kids
love random humor.
Why did the chicken
cross the road?
Monkey pants!
I guess you're right.
Olivi, olive Doyle,
nomin Nate mice elf
for stew dent count sill. Holla!
Hey, Cam.
Are you here to pick me up?
Because I've got plans with my
friends, teemo and crouton.
We're going to try to come
up with better nicknames.
I'm not here for you.
Someone who actually likes
spending time with me.
Invited me to tonight's
giants game.
Hey, d-bomb! Hey, fletch-dogg!
See? Those are nicknames.
Wow, check it out.
We're sitting right on
the third base line.
Oh. And the food's on me.
Oh, no, no, no, no. I can't let you
pay those inflated stadium prices.
No, I mean the food
is literally on me.
I'll be a mother's kitten...
Yeah, it's all part
of the package.
I'm kind, sweet, dependable.
I'll make some girl
very happy some day.
Forget that. You make me happy right now.
I'll have one...
Come on, let's get to that game.
You know what?
You guys go have fun.
I'm going to hang out here
with Taffy and envelope.
We're still working on it.
What the heck?
I never nominated myself.
Oh, but you did. Remember
your little rap?
Olivi, olive Doyle,
nomin Nate mice elf
for stew dent count sill.
Holla! Holla!
You faked my flow!
Hey, I tricked you into running.
Just like you tricked me.
I don't remember that.
Oh, come on! You have
a perfect memory.
You remember everything!
You remember what you wore for
your third birthday party!
Floral cardigan, fuchsia button-down,
lime green tank top and jeans.
I really need to update my look.
No, actually, it looks
really cute on you.
All you need to do is add
like a cute purse here.
And then a sparkly
belt and that'll be...
What am I doing? I'm mad at you!
Well, I'm sorry. I
panicked, okay.
I can't be a mirror ball.
I'm afraid of heights.
And mirrors. And balls!
Well, I'll see to it that you mop
the floor with me in this election!
No way. This election is a
huge popularity contest,
and no one is less
popular than I am.
Oh, posters. What happened?
You felt bad about what you
did and you're trying to win?
See for yourself.
Why don't you read my campaign
promises at the bottom of the poster?
"I promise my ideas
will knock you out."
Olive, I am not voting for you!
Your poster punched
me seven times.
I wish I were a faster reader.
Good, vote for chyna!
She's awesome!
Stop saying nice
things about me.
It won't help anyway.
I hear there's a scandalous video
of me that recently surfaced.
Oh, no. Where will I put
all this toxic waste?
I'll just dump it here and it'll
go right out to the ocean.
Mmm. That smells really toxic.
This is terrible!
There goes my political career!
No one will vote for me.
Now that they know about
my hatred of mother earth!
Guess you're going
to kick my butt now.
Now rocket split!
Into the twirl!
Now into the flamingo...
Hey, dad!
What are you doing?
I got two tickets to
the movies tonight.
So, who are you taking?
Taffy or envelope?
No, I thought we
could go together.
I even figured out a way to
sneak in fresh, hot popcorn.
Check it out.
Plus, I've got salt and
butter in my pants.
Ow! Cameron, what are you doing?
Seeing you spend
time with Fletcher.
Made me miss hanging
out with you.
Remember how we
used to play catch?
You'd throw the ball,
I'd run and Chase it.
And sometimes, when we
couldn't find the ball,
you'd throw a stick.
Are you crying?
Yeah. I got a hot kernel
right in the eye!
But I do miss those days.
How about we give
Fletcher the tickets.
And you and I go outside.
And I'll watch you Chase
the neighbor's Cat. Yes!
That's a great idea!
Maybe I can take chyna.
Just the two of us. Alone.
Think you can make
that happen, d-bomb?
Wait a minute. I see
what's going on.
You're just using my dad
to try to get to chyna.
Like it says in that
stupid book Angus gave me.
Is that true?
If it were, would that make
me a resourceful go-getter.
Worthy of your support, praise, and,
when the time comes, your blessing?
No, that would make you stupid.
Chyna doesn't care
about my opinion.
Nobody does.
He's right.
Cameron, let's get
to that movie.
Let me go change first.
But you look fine. Yeah,
but the butter just melted.
How dare you pass out these
cupcakes with my name on them?
They are delicious!
Look, I had no choice.
You published that glowing profile
of me in the school newspaper.
I looked beautiful
in that picture!
Hey, girls. The most recent
poll results are in.
Ninety eight percent of boys think
I'm the prettiest girl in school.
The other two percent
were absent.
Oh, and olive, you're currently
favored to win ant rep.
So, what size
cannon do you wear?
Ha ha! Winner!
Attention, students,
if elected, I vow to get us more
homework each and every night.
Oh, no, you don't!
Vote for me and I'll make
sure we go to school.
Seven days a week!
I will insist that
the cafeteria.
Serve nothing but brussels
sprouts and cauliflower!
I'll outlaw use of the Internet!
When you need to look things up,
you'll have to go to this
building called a library.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! That's enough!
You girls have it all wrong.
The students need less homework!
Fewer school days!
No vegetables!
That ant is right!
We need easier classes!
No math! Lesser grammar!
Yeah, lesser grammar! That's
the goodest idea I ever hear!
Attention students!
The election results are in.
Yes, I won student
body president again!
Long live the queen!
Who won the ant seat?
Ah, that.
In a shocking
landslide victory...
Please be olive,
please be olive.
With 507 votes...
Please be chyna,
please be chyna.
The new ant rep is.
Write-in candidate
Cameron parks!
What? What?
I won? I finally won something?
Looks like we lucked out. Yeah!
Sorry I set you up.
Yeah. I'm sorry I said all
those nice things about you.
Wait, how could Cameron win?
He isn't even an ant.
Ooh, look, jelly beans. Oh, man!
According to student
ordinance 12, section five,
the ant rep can be any student,
provided they are under 5' tall.
Why does height matter?
So you can fit in the cannon!
Ooh, nice try. Want to go again?
I've been trying for an hour.
Don't give up!
Let me get a corn dog first.
No, you have to win me!
I don't want to go home
with a total stranger!
Winner!
Never mind, dad, I'm good!
should I dance.
For the first dance at my
first High School dance?
The Dougie?
The robot?
Dougie the robot?
You just took two of my favorite
things and made them horrible.
Sorry, no ants allowed.
Says who? The student
body president.
Well, I want to talk to him.
You are talking to him.
That's him!
Tough break, kid.
You heard him. No ants allowed.
I'm not an ant. I'm a sophomore.
I've known you since
kindergarten.
Oh, right!
You were that really tall kid.
Yeah. I peaked early.
Okay, I don't understand.
All my friends said that they
were going to the dance tonight.
They must mean the ant
dance in the ant farm.
I'm sure you'll have a blast.
Come on, chyna! We're
playing musical chairs!
All right. I'll go find a chair...
at my house.
No, I don't think
that's allowed,
but let me check the rule book.
Hey! No fair! I was
checking the rule book!
♪ Ooh, ooh doo, doo
♪ ooh, ooh doo, doo
Whoo!
♪ Everybody's got that thing
♪ something different
we all bring
♪ don't you let 'em
clip your wings
♪ you got it you got it
♪ we're on fire and we blaze
♪ in extraordinary ways
♪ 365 days
♪ we got it we got it
♪ you can dream it
♪ you can be it
♪ 'cause I am, you are, we are
♪ exceptional exceptional
♪ yeah, I am, you are, we are
♪ exceptional exceptional
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh
♪ ooh, ooh ♪
Whoo!
Olive?
Olive? Olive!
This dance is pathetic.
Forget the unicorn. Hit me.
Put me out of my misery.
Oh, come on. The hokey pokey.O.
Don't you want to put
your left foot in?
No, I want to turn
myself around.
I'll take a glass
of yummy worms.
And make it a double.
Coming right up.
So, what's got you down?
I'm getting nowhere with chyna.
She doesn't even know I'm alive.
Maybe you're not.
Maybe you're a ghost.
Hey!
Nope. You're just unappealing.
Time for a new approach, bro.
Check out this book.
It really changed my life.
Sammy sucks his thumb?
Yeah, not that book.
This book.
Ah. How to win a girl
in ten easy steps.
I'm guessing step one is
"don't suck your thumb."
No, it says in order
to get a girl.
You have to get in good
with the girl's father.
That's why I'm taking
olive's dad cheese-tasting.
You'll see. She'll be
hitting on me in no time.
Ow!
Wow. You know your stuff.
You know, I half expected
candy to pour out of him.
Man, I really overdid
it last night.
That party was crazy.
The whole thing is
kind of hazy to me.
Was there a unicorn there?
I am never.
Eating another piece
of candy again.
Ooh, jelly beans!
Hey!
Those are just for display.
What are you doing?
Since they won't let us
into any school dances,
I'm going to wear this to
sneak into prom this spring.
What do you think?
No offense,
but it makes you
look a little hippy.
Well, we have to do something.
We can't let the
student council.
Keep us from going to school
dances or pep rallies.
What am I going to do
with all this pep?
I'm backed up with pep!
You know what you should do?
There's an election coming up.
You should use your pep to run for ant
representative on the student council.
Really?
You think I should?
Absolutely! I mean,
you're smart, you're charming,
you comfortably seat eight.
You know what? I'll do it!
I'll run for student council.
Great! Let's just get
your name on the ballot.
All you have to do is just record and
submit this nomination statement.
I, chyna parks, nominate
myself for student council.
There. History begins now!
Ooh, good slogan!
No, I mean history
begins right now.
We don't want to
be late for class.
Hey, Cameron. Want
to watch the game?
No. Every time we
watch baseball,
all you do is make me get food
for you from the kitchen.
Well, that's a family tradition.
I got food for my dad,
you get food for me,
and one day, your son
will get food for you.
That is, if you can trick
a girl into marrying you.
You mean like you did?
Exactly! Another
family tradition.
Come on. Have a seat.
I'll pass. I got this
cool new video game.
Synchronized swimming.
You mean like water ballet?
No, water ballet is for girls.
Synchronized swimming
is a man's game.
You look like a flower shop
threw up on your head.
Oh. Hello, Mr. parks.
Is chyna home?
She's not? Oh, no.
Now I am stuck with this
large meat maniac's pizza.
I'm a meat maniac.
You want to come in and
watch some baseball?
Sure, I'm a big fan
of the baseball.
Look out, Cameron.
Make room for the kid
with nine kinds of meat.
♪ My name is chyna and I'm
running for student council
♪ please accept this gift of
a number two pounce-cil ♪
oh!
♪ Paisley! Paisley!
Vote for me, paisley!
♪ If you do, i'll play
my guitar crazily! ♪
Wow, that totally rocked!
But sorry. I'm not
old enough to vote.
You're running for ant rep?
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't think you
were running for re-election.
Re-election? I didn't
even run the first time!
Principal Skidmore made me
because no one else would.
She did?
Yeah, you'd have to be an
idiot to run for ant rep.
Cool poster by the way.
Wait. I don't understand.
What makes being ant
rep so horrible?
And thank you. I made it myself.
You're forced to participate
in every student activity.
What's so bad about that?
Are you sure this
is going to be fun?
Of course. This is
going to be super fun.
For us.
Ready?
Fire in the hole!
Maybe we should have
done this outside.
Step right up! Three
balls for a dollar!
Congratulations!
You win a jumbo bunny!
Do I have to go home
with these people?
Hey!
What's wrong with
the mirror ball?
Angus, get back up there!
You're ruining the mood!
On the bright side,
you'll get to go to prom!
I can't believe olive set me up!
Yeah, well, if no one else ran,
olive would be appointed.
How could she do that to me?
She's got a dark side.
That's what I dig about her.
Okay, I think I got
all the posters down.
Now how do I get my
name off the ballot?
You can't.
It's all here in
black and white.
Sammy sucks his thumb?
Not that book,
this book.
The student council manual.
Section six, paragraph two.
"No backsies"?
Sorry, once you submit a
nomination statement,
there's nothing you can do.
Really?
Angus, is there, like, a
feature on our a.N.T. Pad.
For editing what someone says into
a completely different sentence?
Because that would be awesome.
Angus is four feet of awesome.
That app is on my a.N.T. Pad?
That is so cool. I love that.
I love Angus. Angus is cool.
Okay, don't make me take
that away from you.
Hey, olive, can you help
me with my campaign?
Someone's running against you?
I mean, sure, anything to help.
No one's running against me.
I just really want to get
my message out there.
I wrote a campaign song and I
need someone to lay a rap on it.
Sure. I guess I could spit
some fire into the m-I-c.
You're such a good friend.
♪ Elf on my window
sill next to the doily
♪ had some mice stew but
it was too olive oily
♪ my skills to recount
are innately phenomenal
♪ four dents in my bumper
but the damage is nominal
♪ holla! ♪
Those are some weird lyrics.
You know how kids
love random humor.
Why did the chicken
cross the road?
Monkey pants!
I guess you're right.
Olivi, olive Doyle,
nomin Nate mice elf
for stew dent count sill. Holla!
Hey, Cam.
Are you here to pick me up?
Because I've got plans with my
friends, teemo and crouton.
We're going to try to come
up with better nicknames.
I'm not here for you.
Someone who actually likes
spending time with me.
Invited me to tonight's
giants game.
Hey, d-bomb! Hey, fletch-dogg!
See? Those are nicknames.
Wow, check it out.
We're sitting right on
the third base line.
Oh. And the food's on me.
Oh, no, no, no, no. I can't let you
pay those inflated stadium prices.
No, I mean the food
is literally on me.
I'll be a mother's kitten...
Yeah, it's all part
of the package.
I'm kind, sweet, dependable.
I'll make some girl
very happy some day.
Forget that. You make me happy right now.
I'll have one...
Come on, let's get to that game.
You know what?
You guys go have fun.
I'm going to hang out here
with Taffy and envelope.
We're still working on it.
What the heck?
I never nominated myself.
Oh, but you did. Remember
your little rap?
Olivi, olive Doyle,
nomin Nate mice elf
for stew dent count sill.
Holla! Holla!
You faked my flow!
Hey, I tricked you into running.
Just like you tricked me.
I don't remember that.
Oh, come on! You have
a perfect memory.
You remember everything!
You remember what you wore for
your third birthday party!
Floral cardigan, fuchsia button-down,
lime green tank top and jeans.
I really need to update my look.
No, actually, it looks
really cute on you.
All you need to do is add
like a cute purse here.
And then a sparkly
belt and that'll be...
What am I doing? I'm mad at you!
Well, I'm sorry. I
panicked, okay.
I can't be a mirror ball.
I'm afraid of heights.
And mirrors. And balls!
Well, I'll see to it that you mop
the floor with me in this election!
No way. This election is a
huge popularity contest,
and no one is less
popular than I am.
Oh, posters. What happened?
You felt bad about what you
did and you're trying to win?
See for yourself.
Why don't you read my campaign
promises at the bottom of the poster?
"I promise my ideas
will knock you out."
Olive, I am not voting for you!
Your poster punched
me seven times.
I wish I were a faster reader.
Good, vote for chyna!
She's awesome!
Stop saying nice
things about me.
It won't help anyway.
I hear there's a scandalous video
of me that recently surfaced.
Oh, no. Where will I put
all this toxic waste?
I'll just dump it here and it'll
go right out to the ocean.
Mmm. That smells really toxic.
This is terrible!
There goes my political career!
No one will vote for me.
Now that they know about
my hatred of mother earth!
Guess you're going
to kick my butt now.
Now rocket split!
Into the twirl!
Now into the flamingo...
Hey, dad!
What are you doing?
I got two tickets to
the movies tonight.
So, who are you taking?
Taffy or envelope?
No, I thought we
could go together.
I even figured out a way to
sneak in fresh, hot popcorn.
Check it out.
Plus, I've got salt and
butter in my pants.
Ow! Cameron, what are you doing?
Seeing you spend
time with Fletcher.
Made me miss hanging
out with you.
Remember how we
used to play catch?
You'd throw the ball,
I'd run and Chase it.
And sometimes, when we
couldn't find the ball,
you'd throw a stick.
Are you crying?
Yeah. I got a hot kernel
right in the eye!
But I do miss those days.
How about we give
Fletcher the tickets.
And you and I go outside.
And I'll watch you Chase
the neighbor's Cat. Yes!
That's a great idea!
Maybe I can take chyna.
Just the two of us. Alone.
Think you can make
that happen, d-bomb?
Wait a minute. I see
what's going on.
You're just using my dad
to try to get to chyna.
Like it says in that
stupid book Angus gave me.
Is that true?
If it were, would that make
me a resourceful go-getter.
Worthy of your support, praise, and,
when the time comes, your blessing?
No, that would make you stupid.
Chyna doesn't care
about my opinion.
Nobody does.
He's right.
Cameron, let's get
to that movie.
Let me go change first.
But you look fine. Yeah,
but the butter just melted.
How dare you pass out these
cupcakes with my name on them?
They are delicious!
Look, I had no choice.
You published that glowing profile
of me in the school newspaper.
I looked beautiful
in that picture!
Hey, girls. The most recent
poll results are in.
Ninety eight percent of boys think
I'm the prettiest girl in school.
The other two percent
were absent.
Oh, and olive, you're currently
favored to win ant rep.
So, what size
cannon do you wear?
Ha ha! Winner!
Attention, students,
if elected, I vow to get us more
homework each and every night.
Oh, no, you don't!
Vote for me and I'll make
sure we go to school.
Seven days a week!
I will insist that
the cafeteria.
Serve nothing but brussels
sprouts and cauliflower!
I'll outlaw use of the Internet!
When you need to look things up,
you'll have to go to this
building called a library.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! That's enough!
You girls have it all wrong.
The students need less homework!
Fewer school days!
No vegetables!
That ant is right!
We need easier classes!
No math! Lesser grammar!
Yeah, lesser grammar! That's
the goodest idea I ever hear!
Attention students!
The election results are in.
Yes, I won student
body president again!
Long live the queen!
Who won the ant seat?
Ah, that.
In a shocking
landslide victory...
Please be olive,
please be olive.
With 507 votes...
Please be chyna,
please be chyna.
The new ant rep is.
Write-in candidate
Cameron parks!
What? What?
I won? I finally won something?
Looks like we lucked out. Yeah!
Sorry I set you up.
Yeah. I'm sorry I said all
those nice things about you.
Wait, how could Cameron win?
He isn't even an ant.
Ooh, look, jelly beans. Oh, man!
According to student
ordinance 12, section five,
the ant rep can be any student,
provided they are under 5' tall.
Why does height matter?
So you can fit in the cannon!
Ooh, nice try. Want to go again?
I've been trying for an hour.
Don't give up!
Let me get a corn dog first.
No, you have to win me!
I don't want to go home
with a total stranger!
Winner!
Never mind, dad, I'm good!