A.N.T. Farm (2011–2014): Season 1, Episode 3 - The PhANTom Locker - full transcript
Annoyed with China's friend Olive (who shares a locker next to him), Cameron convinces Olive that a ghost inhabits her locker, which causes her to become locker mates with China; when this proves to be too much for China to bear, she tries to convince Olive that there is no ghost in her own locker. Meanwhile, Fletcher is asked by Principal Skidmore to paint a portrait of her, and gets more than he bargained for.
Fletcher! Where's fletcher?
I haven't seen fletcher.
Uh, I, I don't think
he's here today.
Oh, that's too bad,
Because I wanted to commission
him to do a painting.
I heard you were looking for me?
I would like for you
to paint my portrait.
Oh. Will you pay me?
Not even a compliment.
The whole point of the a.N.T.
Program.
Is that I can take your
advanced natural talents.
And exploit them for
my own benefit.
It's like a sweatshop.
Only we have smoke alarms.
Well, I mean, they're not
actually hooked up, but, um...
We got 'em!
What a witch.
Who said that?
She did.
She's just jealous of
gorgeous women like us.
Well, I'm off to
the beauty parlor.
♪ La-la-la-la-la- la-la-la-la... ♪
Uh...
♪ la-la-la-la-la - La-la-la-la ♪
Whoa, who's the hottie?
♪ ooh, ooh doo, doo
♪ ooh, ooh doo, doo
Whoo!
♪ Everybody's got that thing
♪ something different
we all bring
♪ don't you let 'em
clip your wings
♪ you got it you got it
♪ we're on fire and we blaze
♪ in extraordinary ways
♪ 365 days
♪ we got it we got it
♪ you can dream it you can be it
♪ if you can feel it
♪ you can believe it
♪ 'cause I am, you are, we are
♪ exceptional exceptional
♪ yeah, I am, you are, we are
♪ exceptional exceptional
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh
♪ ooh, ooh ♪
Whoo!
There's the new kid.
He's so cute.
What should I say?
How about, "so, you
come here often?"
Of course he comes here often.
It's school!
Stupid!
Oh, I wasn't talking to you,
I was talking to, uh, him.
What's up, stupid?
What did I do?
Chyna, we gotta talk.
Whoa, nice look, cameron.
What happened? Did a
unicorn throw up on you?
I wish. It's olive.
Her locker is right next to mine,
and she is driving me crazy.
She thinks she's my friend
because you're my sister.
Shh! Easy with the "s" word.
Not everybody needs to know.
Chyna, this is serious.
Every time I turn around, there she
is, saying, "hi, locker neighbor!"
You don't know what I've had
to put up with this week.
So, you come here often?
Hi, locker neighbor!
Oh, is this the girl
you were telling me.
Was just desperate enough
to go out with you?
Hi, locker neighbor!
You left your locker open.
But don't worry,
I kept your blankie safe.
Hi, locker neighbor!
Just doing a little
redecorating.
Oh, look,
It's raining love and hugs!
Wow.
Even looking like this, I bet
girls still don't notice you.
Oh, cameron, that's so cute.
Is this where you
keep your dollies?
I don't have dollies.
My dad threw them all away.
Listen, I need some advice.
Okay. For starters, don't
tell people you had dollies.
Not that.
What do you do when there's someone who's
annoying and you want to get rid of them?
I just send them on
a wild goose chase.
Really? Does that work?
All the time.
I even wrote up detailed instructions on
how to send someone on a wild goose chase.
I could lend them
to you if you want.
That would be great.
Where are they?
Okay.
Now, head downstairs
to the sub-basement.
Go to the boiler room and
look behind the water heater.
There, you'll find
the key to a box.
And inside that box will
be a map of san francisco.
Now, if you hold that map up
to the sun, at exactly dawn,
It will reveal a trail to
a mini-mart across town.
Ask for a mango slushie.
Slushie?
The clerk will guide
you from there.
Great! Thanks!
So stupid.
Seriously, what did I do?
Oh, cameron,
What happened to you?
I went to the boiler room
like you told me to,
But I didn't find the key.
Oh. Right.
The only thing I did find
behind that water heater.
Was this tiny, antique
cheese platter.
And the cheese wasn't very good.
Ahhh!
You scared me, locker neighbor.
Relax. It's just
cobwebs and dust.
Ahhh!
Dust is mostly made
of dead human skin.
There is nothing I'm more
scared of than dust.
Well, except for ghosts,
vampires, witches,
Zombies, leprechauns, giraffes,
double-decker buses, balloons and...
Curly fries.
Leprechauns?
Curly fries?
I didn't realize you were
so easily frightened.
Were you even listening?
I'm only scared of the
really scary stuff.
For example, I'm not
scared of spiders.
Like that one on the back of your neck.
No biggie.
That's not a spider.
That's a birthmark.
Ahhh! Birthmark!
Okay, I'll leave a
note for new kid.
"I think you're cute.
"do you think I'm cute?
"check 'yes' or 'no.'
"chyna, locker 112."
And third locker from the left.
Oh, no!
Wrong locker.
Ooh! A note.
No?
You know, you're
no prize, either!
Don't hate the player,
hate the game.
Hello, fletcher.
It's me, principal skidmore.
Yeah, I know.
You probably didn't recognize
me because I had my hair done.
At a new, hip salon,
And look much younger.
No, I recognize you.
Why don't you take a seat and we'll
get started on your portraits.
It's really an honor for you to
choose me to paint your... Ahhh!
So, how do I look?
Stunning.
I am genuinely stunned.
So,
Shall I strike a pose?
Uh...
You know,
I've looked at
some of the other.
Former principals'
portraits in the hallway,
And, well, they're a
little bit more, um...
Academic.
Oh, this is academic.
I'm wearing a
schoolgirl's outfit.
Oh, and the portrait is
not for the hallway.
It's a birthday present for
my "gentleman friend,"
Dashing city councilman
ted taggart.
"dashing," as in running away?
So, I've decided to tell new kid how I
feel about him by writing him a song.
♪ Hey, new kid, I
think you're cute
♪ but when I'm around
you, I go mute
♪ so I'll have to tell
you with my flute ♪
You know, I'd try something a
little bit less, um, spitty.
What the heck?
Something wrong, olive?
Look!
Uh-oh.
Is that g-g-ghost ectoplasm
all over your locker?
Wasn't "ghost" on the list of
things you were afraid of?
It was on the list, right?
Yeah, but...
This looks like jelly.
It's not jelly.
Smells like jelly.
It's not jelly.
Tastes like jelly.
It's not jelly!
"go away?"
And it's written in blood!
Looks like ketchup.
It's not ketchup!
Haven't you heard the legend
of the haunted locker?
Haunted locker?
They say this locker was built
on an ancient burial ground.
Only my locker?
It's a very small
ancient burial ground.
Throughout all the years,
Whoever had this
locker was cursed!
I haven't been this scared since st.
Patrick's day.
Leprechauns everywhere!
Ahhh! Ahhh! Oh!
Did you feel that? I did!
It was the cold
chill of a ghost.
Breathing on our necks.
Ghost germs!
Where are you going?
Come back, locker neighbor!
Don't leave me alone
with the g-g-g-ghost!
Self-five.
Hi, chyna.
Can I keep my lunch
in your locker?
Why? Well,
You've got that air-conditioning
vent right there,
And it might help keep
it from spoiling.
You know, botulism is
the silent killer.
Well, botulism and
carbon monoxide.
And heart disease.
And obviously ninjas.
Uh, this looks like
more than your lunch.
Did you bring everything
from your locker?
No. I didn't bring the ghost.
Turns out my locker is haunted.
Olive,
Were you outside again when
those school buses were idling?
No.
Cameron told me about the
legend of the haunted locker.
Olive?
I think cameron made that
up to get rid of you.
What? That makes no sense.
I mean, why would cameron
try to get rid of me?
I'm delightful.
The only logical explanation.
Is that there is a very tiny
burial ground under my locker.
And the disturbed spirits of the undead
are wreaking their unholy vengeance.
Ahhh!
What's wrong? Did
you see a ghost?
Worse.
Disorganization.
Ew.
I'm done.
Let me see the masterpiece.
Who's that?
That's you.
Uh, where is my beautiful, milky white
skin? Where is that youthful glow?
Have you checked 1972?
This looks nothing like me.
It doesn't? Mmm-mmm.
How about this one?
No! Who is this?
Why do you keep
painting this old lady?
Olive, what did you
do to my locker?
I rearranged everything into a
perfect, alphabetical filing system,
And made everything so
much easier to find.
Well, I couldn't find
my fruit roll-up.
Where'd you look?
Under "f."
That was your mistake.
I filed it under "r" for
roll-up, comma, fruit.
I assumed you'd want all your different
kinds of roll-ups in the same place.
They only make fruit roll-ups.
For now.
But in the future, when
scientists invent meat roll-ups,
You'll be able to find them
right there under "r."
Okay.
I'll go look under "r."
Uh, don't bother, I ate it.
Chyna,
I'm desperate.
I can't paint skidmore again.
Slam this locker
door on my hand.
Okay.
What are you doing?
You're supposed to tell me that
breaking my fingers isn't the answer.
No, I honestly think that
this is your best option.
Stop that!
How can I possibly make
skidmore look beautiful?
Well, everyone has inner beauty.
So, just don't paint
what's on the outside.
Paint what's on the inside.
Oh. You know, you could have told me
that before you tried to cripple me!
I'm sorry, I'm just
in a really bad mood.
I mean, olive is
driving me crazy.
You have no idea what I've
been through this week.
That's the guy you're
madly in love with?
He's way out of your league.
He's even out of my league.
Don't you knock? Sheesh!
Hey, why don't you spend
the night in the locker?
By morning, she'll see
it isn't haunted.
You know what? That is what they
do in those haunted house movies.
Although, everyone usually ends
up with an axe in their head.
But, then again,
That can't be any more painful
than sharing a locker with olive.
So, uh...
Good plan!
Oh, one problem.
Olive would never agree to
come to the school at night.
If she knew what
you were planning.
Don't worry, I have an idea.
Am I getting close
to the donkey?
You're almost there.
Wow, your house is huge!
I feel like I've been walking
for, like, 12 blocks.
Ahhh!
Surprise!
No! No! No! No! No!
There is no way I'm spending
the night in a haunted locker.
Oh, come on. There's a pinata in here,
full of all your favorite candy.
Fine, hand me the stick.
Okay, there's no pinata.
But you need to face
your fears, so come on.
Ugh.
There, see?
It's nothing to be afraid of!
And by morning, you'll see
that there are no ghosts.
Well, what are we going
to do until then?
Uh...
We could play some games!
Ooh! How about tag?
You're it.
You're it. No, you're it.
You're it! You're it! You're it!
Okay, this is so stupid.
Totally. But I won.
Okay, let's play another game.
Hide and seek.
I'll hide.
One, two, three,
Four, five, six...
ooh!
What was that?
I don't know.
You don't think it was a...
Ooh!
Um, maybe it's just the wind.
It's not the wind.
He says it's not the wind!
Ghost!
Take olive! It's her locker!
I want you out of
me locker, lassies.
That's where I keep
me pot of gold.
It's worse than I thought!
The ghost is a leprechaun!
We're so sorry!
Please don't hurt us!
It's a wee too late for sorry.
How dare you defecate me grave?
Wait.
Does he mean "desecrate"?
Because "defecate" means poop.
I definitely didn't
do that to his grave.
But I did pee a little when I
found out he's a leprechaun.
Leave here and never return,
Or I will torment you
with a merry irish jig.
Wait a minute.
I think this ghost sounds
a little familiar.
He's not even tall enough
to be a leprechaun.
Ow! Ow! I mean, owoooh!
Ahhh! Ghost! Ghost!
Olive, it's cameron.
Oh, I'm not cameron, I'm
a leprechaun ghost.
Cameron, the jig is up.
I'm serious. Stop doing the jig.
This isn't even a pot of gold.
It's a pot of curly fries.
Ahhh! Curly fries!
Why are they curly?
It's unnatural!
You guys were so scared,
I'm surprised you didn't
desecrate in your pants.
You know, you're taking those
sats in, like, two weeks, right?
Oh, by the way,
How'd you even
know we'd be here?
I overheard you talking to fletcher
when I was in the bathroom.
We were outside the
girls' bathroom.
It smells better.
At least, it did
before I used it.
Well, it's still not nice to
scare people for no reason.
Oh, I had a reason.
You're the most annoying
locker neighbor ever.
Annoying?
Well I'll share a locker with Chyna.
And she loves having me, right Chyna?
Uhh...
Totally.
I mean... It's too bad you're
moving back into your old locker.
You are moving back, right?
Wait. You think
I'm annoying too?
You're missing the big picture.
The school's not haunted.
Help! Help!
Don't look. It's too horrible.
The walking dead.
It's the school girl who
died hundreds of years ago.
Look at how her body is decayed.
Fletcher!
You need to answer for this.
Don't blame me.
Chyna told me to paint
what's on the inside.
I didn't mean her skeleton.
But the good news is
you do look skinny.
Ah?
Oh... I do it, don't I?
There she is.
New girl.
She's so cute.
I wonder if she
interested in me.
I mean... She has been staring
at me for like an hour.
It's time to make my move.
Now...
What do you say to
a babe like that?
How about "Hey, toots"?
Let's say, "Let me take you to
San Francisco's newest hotspot?
Cause there's an unsecured wireless
network at the bus station."
Oh that's lame. Stupid.
Seriously. What did I do?
I haven't seen fletcher.
Uh, I, I don't think
he's here today.
Oh, that's too bad,
Because I wanted to commission
him to do a painting.
I heard you were looking for me?
I would like for you
to paint my portrait.
Oh. Will you pay me?
Not even a compliment.
The whole point of the a.N.T.
Program.
Is that I can take your
advanced natural talents.
And exploit them for
my own benefit.
It's like a sweatshop.
Only we have smoke alarms.
Well, I mean, they're not
actually hooked up, but, um...
We got 'em!
What a witch.
Who said that?
She did.
She's just jealous of
gorgeous women like us.
Well, I'm off to
the beauty parlor.
♪ La-la-la-la-la- la-la-la-la... ♪
Uh...
♪ la-la-la-la-la - La-la-la-la ♪
Whoa, who's the hottie?
♪ ooh, ooh doo, doo
♪ ooh, ooh doo, doo
Whoo!
♪ Everybody's got that thing
♪ something different
we all bring
♪ don't you let 'em
clip your wings
♪ you got it you got it
♪ we're on fire and we blaze
♪ in extraordinary ways
♪ 365 days
♪ we got it we got it
♪ you can dream it you can be it
♪ if you can feel it
♪ you can believe it
♪ 'cause I am, you are, we are
♪ exceptional exceptional
♪ yeah, I am, you are, we are
♪ exceptional exceptional
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh
♪ ooh, ooh ♪
Whoo!
There's the new kid.
He's so cute.
What should I say?
How about, "so, you
come here often?"
Of course he comes here often.
It's school!
Stupid!
Oh, I wasn't talking to you,
I was talking to, uh, him.
What's up, stupid?
What did I do?
Chyna, we gotta talk.
Whoa, nice look, cameron.
What happened? Did a
unicorn throw up on you?
I wish. It's olive.
Her locker is right next to mine,
and she is driving me crazy.
She thinks she's my friend
because you're my sister.
Shh! Easy with the "s" word.
Not everybody needs to know.
Chyna, this is serious.
Every time I turn around, there she
is, saying, "hi, locker neighbor!"
You don't know what I've had
to put up with this week.
So, you come here often?
Hi, locker neighbor!
Oh, is this the girl
you were telling me.
Was just desperate enough
to go out with you?
Hi, locker neighbor!
You left your locker open.
But don't worry,
I kept your blankie safe.
Hi, locker neighbor!
Just doing a little
redecorating.
Oh, look,
It's raining love and hugs!
Wow.
Even looking like this, I bet
girls still don't notice you.
Oh, cameron, that's so cute.
Is this where you
keep your dollies?
I don't have dollies.
My dad threw them all away.
Listen, I need some advice.
Okay. For starters, don't
tell people you had dollies.
Not that.
What do you do when there's someone who's
annoying and you want to get rid of them?
I just send them on
a wild goose chase.
Really? Does that work?
All the time.
I even wrote up detailed instructions on
how to send someone on a wild goose chase.
I could lend them
to you if you want.
That would be great.
Where are they?
Okay.
Now, head downstairs
to the sub-basement.
Go to the boiler room and
look behind the water heater.
There, you'll find
the key to a box.
And inside that box will
be a map of san francisco.
Now, if you hold that map up
to the sun, at exactly dawn,
It will reveal a trail to
a mini-mart across town.
Ask for a mango slushie.
Slushie?
The clerk will guide
you from there.
Great! Thanks!
So stupid.
Seriously, what did I do?
Oh, cameron,
What happened to you?
I went to the boiler room
like you told me to,
But I didn't find the key.
Oh. Right.
The only thing I did find
behind that water heater.
Was this tiny, antique
cheese platter.
And the cheese wasn't very good.
Ahhh!
You scared me, locker neighbor.
Relax. It's just
cobwebs and dust.
Ahhh!
Dust is mostly made
of dead human skin.
There is nothing I'm more
scared of than dust.
Well, except for ghosts,
vampires, witches,
Zombies, leprechauns, giraffes,
double-decker buses, balloons and...
Curly fries.
Leprechauns?
Curly fries?
I didn't realize you were
so easily frightened.
Were you even listening?
I'm only scared of the
really scary stuff.
For example, I'm not
scared of spiders.
Like that one on the back of your neck.
No biggie.
That's not a spider.
That's a birthmark.
Ahhh! Birthmark!
Okay, I'll leave a
note for new kid.
"I think you're cute.
"do you think I'm cute?
"check 'yes' or 'no.'
"chyna, locker 112."
And third locker from the left.
Oh, no!
Wrong locker.
Ooh! A note.
No?
You know, you're
no prize, either!
Don't hate the player,
hate the game.
Hello, fletcher.
It's me, principal skidmore.
Yeah, I know.
You probably didn't recognize
me because I had my hair done.
At a new, hip salon,
And look much younger.
No, I recognize you.
Why don't you take a seat and we'll
get started on your portraits.
It's really an honor for you to
choose me to paint your... Ahhh!
So, how do I look?
Stunning.
I am genuinely stunned.
So,
Shall I strike a pose?
Uh...
You know,
I've looked at
some of the other.
Former principals'
portraits in the hallway,
And, well, they're a
little bit more, um...
Academic.
Oh, this is academic.
I'm wearing a
schoolgirl's outfit.
Oh, and the portrait is
not for the hallway.
It's a birthday present for
my "gentleman friend,"
Dashing city councilman
ted taggart.
"dashing," as in running away?
So, I've decided to tell new kid how I
feel about him by writing him a song.
♪ Hey, new kid, I
think you're cute
♪ but when I'm around
you, I go mute
♪ so I'll have to tell
you with my flute ♪
You know, I'd try something a
little bit less, um, spitty.
What the heck?
Something wrong, olive?
Look!
Uh-oh.
Is that g-g-ghost ectoplasm
all over your locker?
Wasn't "ghost" on the list of
things you were afraid of?
It was on the list, right?
Yeah, but...
This looks like jelly.
It's not jelly.
Smells like jelly.
It's not jelly.
Tastes like jelly.
It's not jelly!
"go away?"
And it's written in blood!
Looks like ketchup.
It's not ketchup!
Haven't you heard the legend
of the haunted locker?
Haunted locker?
They say this locker was built
on an ancient burial ground.
Only my locker?
It's a very small
ancient burial ground.
Throughout all the years,
Whoever had this
locker was cursed!
I haven't been this scared since st.
Patrick's day.
Leprechauns everywhere!
Ahhh! Ahhh! Oh!
Did you feel that? I did!
It was the cold
chill of a ghost.
Breathing on our necks.
Ghost germs!
Where are you going?
Come back, locker neighbor!
Don't leave me alone
with the g-g-g-ghost!
Self-five.
Hi, chyna.
Can I keep my lunch
in your locker?
Why? Well,
You've got that air-conditioning
vent right there,
And it might help keep
it from spoiling.
You know, botulism is
the silent killer.
Well, botulism and
carbon monoxide.
And heart disease.
And obviously ninjas.
Uh, this looks like
more than your lunch.
Did you bring everything
from your locker?
No. I didn't bring the ghost.
Turns out my locker is haunted.
Olive,
Were you outside again when
those school buses were idling?
No.
Cameron told me about the
legend of the haunted locker.
Olive?
I think cameron made that
up to get rid of you.
What? That makes no sense.
I mean, why would cameron
try to get rid of me?
I'm delightful.
The only logical explanation.
Is that there is a very tiny
burial ground under my locker.
And the disturbed spirits of the undead
are wreaking their unholy vengeance.
Ahhh!
What's wrong? Did
you see a ghost?
Worse.
Disorganization.
Ew.
I'm done.
Let me see the masterpiece.
Who's that?
That's you.
Uh, where is my beautiful, milky white
skin? Where is that youthful glow?
Have you checked 1972?
This looks nothing like me.
It doesn't? Mmm-mmm.
How about this one?
No! Who is this?
Why do you keep
painting this old lady?
Olive, what did you
do to my locker?
I rearranged everything into a
perfect, alphabetical filing system,
And made everything so
much easier to find.
Well, I couldn't find
my fruit roll-up.
Where'd you look?
Under "f."
That was your mistake.
I filed it under "r" for
roll-up, comma, fruit.
I assumed you'd want all your different
kinds of roll-ups in the same place.
They only make fruit roll-ups.
For now.
But in the future, when
scientists invent meat roll-ups,
You'll be able to find them
right there under "r."
Okay.
I'll go look under "r."
Uh, don't bother, I ate it.
Chyna,
I'm desperate.
I can't paint skidmore again.
Slam this locker
door on my hand.
Okay.
What are you doing?
You're supposed to tell me that
breaking my fingers isn't the answer.
No, I honestly think that
this is your best option.
Stop that!
How can I possibly make
skidmore look beautiful?
Well, everyone has inner beauty.
So, just don't paint
what's on the outside.
Paint what's on the inside.
Oh. You know, you could have told me
that before you tried to cripple me!
I'm sorry, I'm just
in a really bad mood.
I mean, olive is
driving me crazy.
You have no idea what I've
been through this week.
That's the guy you're
madly in love with?
He's way out of your league.
He's even out of my league.
Don't you knock? Sheesh!
Hey, why don't you spend
the night in the locker?
By morning, she'll see
it isn't haunted.
You know what? That is what they
do in those haunted house movies.
Although, everyone usually ends
up with an axe in their head.
But, then again,
That can't be any more painful
than sharing a locker with olive.
So, uh...
Good plan!
Oh, one problem.
Olive would never agree to
come to the school at night.
If she knew what
you were planning.
Don't worry, I have an idea.
Am I getting close
to the donkey?
You're almost there.
Wow, your house is huge!
I feel like I've been walking
for, like, 12 blocks.
Ahhh!
Surprise!
No! No! No! No! No!
There is no way I'm spending
the night in a haunted locker.
Oh, come on. There's a pinata in here,
full of all your favorite candy.
Fine, hand me the stick.
Okay, there's no pinata.
But you need to face
your fears, so come on.
Ugh.
There, see?
It's nothing to be afraid of!
And by morning, you'll see
that there are no ghosts.
Well, what are we going
to do until then?
Uh...
We could play some games!
Ooh! How about tag?
You're it.
You're it. No, you're it.
You're it! You're it! You're it!
Okay, this is so stupid.
Totally. But I won.
Okay, let's play another game.
Hide and seek.
I'll hide.
One, two, three,
Four, five, six...
ooh!
What was that?
I don't know.
You don't think it was a...
Ooh!
Um, maybe it's just the wind.
It's not the wind.
He says it's not the wind!
Ghost!
Take olive! It's her locker!
I want you out of
me locker, lassies.
That's where I keep
me pot of gold.
It's worse than I thought!
The ghost is a leprechaun!
We're so sorry!
Please don't hurt us!
It's a wee too late for sorry.
How dare you defecate me grave?
Wait.
Does he mean "desecrate"?
Because "defecate" means poop.
I definitely didn't
do that to his grave.
But I did pee a little when I
found out he's a leprechaun.
Leave here and never return,
Or I will torment you
with a merry irish jig.
Wait a minute.
I think this ghost sounds
a little familiar.
He's not even tall enough
to be a leprechaun.
Ow! Ow! I mean, owoooh!
Ahhh! Ghost! Ghost!
Olive, it's cameron.
Oh, I'm not cameron, I'm
a leprechaun ghost.
Cameron, the jig is up.
I'm serious. Stop doing the jig.
This isn't even a pot of gold.
It's a pot of curly fries.
Ahhh! Curly fries!
Why are they curly?
It's unnatural!
You guys were so scared,
I'm surprised you didn't
desecrate in your pants.
You know, you're taking those
sats in, like, two weeks, right?
Oh, by the way,
How'd you even
know we'd be here?
I overheard you talking to fletcher
when I was in the bathroom.
We were outside the
girls' bathroom.
It smells better.
At least, it did
before I used it.
Well, it's still not nice to
scare people for no reason.
Oh, I had a reason.
You're the most annoying
locker neighbor ever.
Annoying?
Well I'll share a locker with Chyna.
And she loves having me, right Chyna?
Uhh...
Totally.
I mean... It's too bad you're
moving back into your old locker.
You are moving back, right?
Wait. You think
I'm annoying too?
You're missing the big picture.
The school's not haunted.
Help! Help!
Don't look. It's too horrible.
The walking dead.
It's the school girl who
died hundreds of years ago.
Look at how her body is decayed.
Fletcher!
You need to answer for this.
Don't blame me.
Chyna told me to paint
what's on the inside.
I didn't mean her skeleton.
But the good news is
you do look skinny.
Ah?
Oh... I do it, don't I?
There she is.
New girl.
She's so cute.
I wonder if she
interested in me.
I mean... She has been staring
at me for like an hour.
It's time to make my move.
Now...
What do you say to
a babe like that?
How about "Hey, toots"?
Let's say, "Let me take you to
San Francisco's newest hotspot?
Cause there's an unsecured wireless
network at the bus station."
Oh that's lame. Stupid.
Seriously. What did I do?