A.N.T. Farm (2011–2014): Season 1, Episode 17 - Slumber Party ANTics - full transcript

Lexi decides to host a slumber party so Chyna decides to host one on her own. Lexi invites the popular girls at school and Chyna invites the girls at the A.N.T program. But when Olive showed up their only, Chyna discovers that Lexi took all the girls Chyna invited because her slumber party looks better so Chyna uses the green screen Olive painted to make Lexi jealous. Meanwhile, Cameron uses Fletcher to help him make a comic book.

I'm really looking forward
to your lumber party.

It's not a lumber party.

It's a slumber party.

Wait. You guys are
having a party?

Oh, yeah. How rude of me.

I really should have not
invited you sooner.

Ooh, can I be not invited, too?

Sure. Yes!

Well,

yours won't be the only
sleepover in the neighborhood.

Olive and I are having a
slumber party that night, too,



and you're not invited to ours.

Party? What party?

We're not having a party.

It's okay, Olive.

You don't have to keep our
secret party a secret anymore.

The cat's out of the bag.

What secret?

What party? What cat?
I am very confused.

You get used to it.

Anyway, our party is going to be a
gazillion times more fun than yours.

I doubt it. We're having mani-pedis,
facials, and a crepe bar.

Well, we've got cats in bags.

We should probably
go check on them.

How long have they
been in the bags?



♪ Ooh, ooh Doo, doo

♪ Ooh, ooh Doo, doo

Whoo!

♪ Everybody's got that thing

♪ Something different
we all bring

♪ Don't you let 'em
clip your wings

♪ You got it You got it

♪ We're on fire and we blaze

♪ In extraordinary ways

♪ 365 days

♪ We got it We got it

♪ You can dream it

♪ You can be it

♪ If you can feel it

♪ Exceptional Exceptional

♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are

♪ Exceptional Exceptional

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

Whoo!

Fletcher!

I have an opportunity for you
that will change your life.

But I like my life.

Why?

Good point. Go on.

Last night I came up to
do a comic book, ar idea

and since you're a great artist,

I want you to draw it for me.

What's the idea?

I just told you. To
do a comic book.

Boom! Right there! Llars,

That's the whole idea?

What about characters?
Plot lines?

Sure, I guess we could
add some of those.

So what do you say?
You in, partner?

No thanks. To collaborate.

I'm a lone wolf.

Well, I was a lone wolf.

Niya, come to my
sleepover party!

Megan, come to my
sleepover party!

Svetlana, come to my...

What I was trying to say was...

Here!

You know what? I'll just
text you the deets.

Chyna, you're having a party?

What time should I be there?

Sorry, Fletcher. This
is an all girls party.

Duh, why do you
think I want to go?

Listen, Chyna, I have bad news.

I can't make your sleepover.

What? Why not?

I, uh, have a dentist
appointment.

In the middle of the night?

Is your dentist a vampire?

Yeah, and you do not want to
go there with bleeding gums.

Olive, what's really
going on here?

The truth is

I've never slept anywhere
outside my house. Ever.

Not even when I had
my appendix out.

You were awake during surgery?

Yeah, it was painful,

but at least I could tell
them how to do it right.

Come on, Olive,
you have to come!

My party won't be as
much fun without you.

That's true. I am
fun at a party.

And if it makes you more comfortable,
bring something from home.

When I said, "Bring something from
home," I meant like a pillow.

I did bring a pillow.

You're staying over
for one night.

How many of your
clothes did you pack?

All of them.

Why?

I don't know what I'm
going to wear tomorrow.

I don't choose my outfit the night
before like some obsessive freak.

Be careful with that.

That bag has my breakfast!

I like to eat this really rare, special
cereal that you guys don't have.

Corn Flakes?

I think we have Corn Flakes.

No, I've seen your cabinets,

and you only have Honey
Crusted Sugar Loops,

Donut Crisp, Sugar
Frosted Sugar Cubes,

Cap'n Choc-o-Lard, Candy Cane
Crunch, and High Fructose-ios.

Those are my dad's. I don't
eat that unhealthy junk.

I usually just
have leftover pie.

Anyway, you can put your
sleeping bag right here.

You want me to sleep
on the floor?

Olive, your bed weighs a ton!

Don't complain. We still have to carry
up my headboard and nightstand.

Hey Cameron, I've been thinking,

and I want to help you
with your comic book.

I thought you didn't
like that idea.

Are you kidding?
Pictures and words?

Groundbreaking.

Okay, but it might be
hard to work here.

My sister's having a bunch
of girls over tonight.

Really? Is that tonight?

I'm willing to put up with
them and work here anyway.

Good, because I came up
with an awesome superhero.

Iron Man!

Uh, I'm pretty sure there
already is an Iron Man.

Not the guy in the
suit made of iron,

a guy with a suit made of irons!

He'll have irons for hands
and an ironing board cape,

and of course his tights.
No wrinkles at all.

I'm having trouble picturing it.

But if I could see
you in this outfit,

I could draw it perfectly.

But where are we going
to find tights?

Ooh, I know! Chyna's room!
I'll go get them!

No need. Already wearing 'em!

But you didn't know
I was coming over.

You didn't call first?

No.

Okay, we got your bed set up.

Is the room ready for
you to sleep in?

No, no, no! Why are yout will
be painting my walls? Painting.

Because color can have a powerful
effect on mood and behavior.

Green is soothing.

I can't sleep in a
room that's purple.

Olive, how many times have I
told you not to paint my walls?

Once. I'm saying it right now.

Do not paint my walls!

See, I think a lot of this hostility
is coming from the purple.

I can't have wet paint everywhere
when everybody shows up.

Where is everybody?

Hmm. I'm getting a video chat
request from "Prettier Than U."

Hey, Chyna!

I just wanted to check in and see
how your slumber party's going.

Are you raising the roof?

No, but that's the only
renovation we haven't done.

Is that a chocolate fountain?

Niya! She's supposed
to be at my party.

Oh, yeah, a few of your Ant
friends are over here.

Like, all of them.

Hello!

Well, not all of them.

Olive's here and we're
having a great time.

Chyna, these paint
fumes are making me...

Okay, green is not
always soothing.

So you didn't like Iron Man,

but I think I came up with
another great superhero idea.

Okay. Can't wait.

Hey, listen, while
you're changing,

I'm going to check on the girls.

Make sure no one was
injured in a pillow fight.

No, I'm ready!

Your superhero is
a guy in a shirt?

No. This is my
mild-mannered alter ego.

You've heard of Batman.
You've heard of Spider-Man.

Well, say hello to.

Man Man!

So he has the powers of a man?

Yeah, but that man
belongs to a gym.

Now how am I supposed to
compete with Lexi's party?

She's got big crowds, chocolate
fountains, and mani-pedis.

I've got wet paint and vomit!

Wait. Where did you get that?

Oh. Your dad lent it to me.

Of course, he's making me paint
the garage this weekend.

This whole night is a disaster.

Calm down, Chyna.

Look at the green.
Look at the green.

That's it!

The green!

This is awesome! It's like all
these people are at your party.

Except they're not.

I just used my computer
to replace the green wall

with this old movie
footage I found online.

It's time to call Lexi and
make her green with envy.

You mean green with calmness.

I say we make her purple with
discomfort, but it's your call.

Hi, Chyna. I knew it was you

because you're the only
one not at my party.

What? Sorry, I can barely
hear you over the noise.

Guys, keep it down.
I'm video chatting.

Brendan, you're so crazy!

Who are all those people?

Oh, friends of mine.
You don't know them.

I have a lot of cool friends.

Speaking of cool friends,
I'm kind of chilly.

Can I borrow this green hoodie?

No, no, no, Olive...

What happened to Olive?

Um, I haven't seen her.

That party looks awesome.

Is that a young Jim Belushi?

Paisley, didn't I tell you?

"If you don't have
anything mean to say,

"don't say anything at all."

Besides, our party
is way better.

We're having crepes and
getting mani-pedis.

Really? Well, we
are having sushi

and getting our hair done by
a world-renowned stylist.

What? Great!

I just got chocolate
on my pajamas!

A little club soda should
get that stain right out.

Dab. Don't rub.

Anyway, as you can see, we're
obviously having a fabulous time.

Oh, the sushi chef is here!
Gotta go!

I don't know what it is,

but suddenly I have all
these great ideas!

It's like I have superpowers.
Maybe I can fly.

No!

Please tell me this is not a
sugar induced hallucination.

Hello, ladies.

Oh, Brendan, where did you
learn to dance like this?

From your father, the
honorable ambassador

to Argentina?

What was that?

I changed the footage.

Nothing kicks a party up
a notch like penguins!

Yeah. I don't think Lexi's going to
be impressed by a mother penguin

spitting up a half-digested
herring into its baby's mouth.

We'll see, won't we?

No answer.

Hmm. I wonder where they are.

Go away, Cameron.

If you wore the tights, I
do not want them back.

Lexi? Aha!

I knew something weird
was going on here.

Where are all your guests?

Um...

I sent them off on
a scavenger hunt.

Is one of the things you
have to find an ugly hat?

Yes.

Olive's in the lead.

Yes!

Well, maybe we can at
least get our hair done

by your world renowned stylist.

Unless he was slaughtered by
the ninja or Jim Belushi.

No, he's here.

I'll just

go get him.

Olive, why don't you
entertain our guests?

So, which of these is our
million dollar idea?

None of them!

Seriously?

Pool Boy?

Dare Deviled Egg?

Spider Manatee?

And worst of all, Iron Man.

I mean, a superhero who irons?

That's my mom!

So then what do you suggest?

Maybe we should do some
focus group testing.

I'll go see if I can find
some girls ages 11 to 17.

Guys, it's an emergency!

I need someone to do our hair!
Do you know anyone?

That's it!

This looks like a job
for The Stylist!

You don't have anything
on under there.

I know. This is how
stylists wear their shirts.

So, do you guys
know anyone or not?

Ha! I knew it! This
sleepover is a big lie.

You don't have a hair stylist.

Don't be so sure
about that, citizen.

The Stylist is here!

Fletcher? He's not a stylist.

That's right, I'm The Stylist.

Fighting crime and dry,
hard to manage hair.

You are now safe, citizen.

From the front and the back.

Wow, a shark! I love it!

I just hope my head doesn't
get caught in a fishing net.

It's happened before.

How is Fletcher doing that?

He's an artist.

Hair is just another medium.

A sports car!

Who else has hair
that needs justice?

No one. Come on, girls.
This party stinks.

Let's go back to my place.

Paisley! Now!

No. I'm staying!
This party is fun.

Lexi, if you want, you can stay
and have fun with the rest of us.

Fun? Your stylist is Fletcher,

the sushi chef is fake,

and that nightclub was just a
trick using this green wall.

Ooh! I could give you a hairstyle
with devil horns. It'll be hot.

Get this off me!

You're going to
wrinkle my pajamas.

Did someone say wrinkle?

This sounds like a
job for Iron Man!

Hey, bro. You got a little
Candy Cane Crunch right there.

Oh, thanks.

Not like that, like this.

Last night was so much fun!

I actually slept
outside my house!

Good for you, Olive.

Hey, where are all
the other girls?

They kind of all left in
the middle of the night.

I would've too, but I live here.

Why? What happened?
I was asleep.

Yeah, but not in bed.

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

I don't do all that
stuff in my sleep.

Yes. Yes, you do.

You do all sorts of crazy stuff.

You even made me this sweater.
You sleep-knit!

Now that you mention it, I do
sometimes wake up with a new blanket.

Anyway, breakfast?

Sure.

What kind of milk do you
take on your Corn Flakes?

1%? 2%?

Soy milk? Lactose-free?

Chocolate? Strawberry?

Or hand-squeezed goat milk?

Do you have skim?

Skim?

Who brings skim milk to a party?