A.N.T. Farm (2011–2014): Season 1, Episode 18 - America Needs TalANT - full transcript

San Francisco, the
City by the Bay!

Where tonight, we're
fishing for some talent!

Welcome to America Needs Talent!

I'm your host, Nicky G!

Usually I'm killin' it on the hit
reality show: Yo! I'm from Jerse

But tonight is not about me.

It's about finding
generation of talent!

And if anyone because
I'm full of it!

They've come from all
over Northern California

to what I think
is a high school.

I'm not sure, inside one before.



Oh, I'm so excited!

America Needs Talent is like one of
my top 10 favorite TV talent shows!

And Nicky G is in our school!

I never miss, Yo!
I'm from Jersey!

It's so much better than,
Hey, y'all, I'm from Georgia!

And, Check it out! I'm
from Saskatchewan, eh!

The only reality show I watch

is the one where contestants try
to avoid eating poisoned cookies.

Deadliest Batch!

TV is just so good these days.

All these contestants
at the auditionsll it

and make it in Hollywood.

Like her. What's your name?

I, uh... Um.



Nicky G.

Cool! That's my name, too.

You gonna kill it tonight?

Well, I...

I'm going to kill it!

The name's Lexi,
me Lextraordinary.

What?

People call you a lot of things,

but Lextraordinary
isn't one of them.

♪ Ooh, ooh Doo, doo

♪ Ooh, ooh Doo, doo

Whoo!

♪ Everybody's got that thing

♪ Something different
we all bring

♪ We're on fire and we blaze

♪ In extraordinary ways

♪ 365 days

♪ We got it We got it

♪ You can dream it

♪ You can be it

♪ If you can feel it

♪ You can believe it

♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are

♪ Exceptional Exceptional

♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are

♪ Exceptional Exceptional

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

Whoo!

Hi, I'm Chyna Parks.

Winning America Needs Talent
would be a dream come true.

You know, I mean, a good dream,

not the one where I
open my sock drawer

and thousands of bees fly out.

I'm going to sing now.

♪ Come on

♪ Tonight I'm unstoppable

♪ Incredibly strong

♪ Tonight I'm unstoppable ♪

Stop.

But I'm unstoppable.

For my audition, I
will dazzle you

with the magic of magical magic!

I inherited this straitjacket
from my grandfather.

Oh, was he an escape artist?

No! He was a danger to
himself and others.

Now, for an amazing escape.

I'm starting to think there's
some sort of trick to this.

Guten Tag. I am Albert Einstein.

If you are like me, then
you probably have wondered

what it would have been like
had I met Marilyn Monroe.

Did someone call my name?

So, Marilyn, what do you
think about physics?

I don't care about men's physiques,
as long as they're smart.

No, no, no! I can
sing something else.

Or I can do impressions.

Okay. Here's my Aunt
Nina judging everybody.

Mmm-hmm.

For my audition, I'm going
to perform something I wrote

to honor the greatest state in
this magnificent nation of ours.

New Jersey.

Yo! I'm from Jersey!

Huh. I had no idea!

♪ Yo! I'm killing
it Jersey style

♪ Gave myself a mani-pedi
with a nail file

♪ I'm a Garden State hottie
got a poof in my hair

♪ I'm sweet like biscotti
make the boys stop and stare

♪ Yo! I'm killing
it Jersey style! ♪

Whoo!

I don't get it. Grandpa used to get
out of this thing all the time.

How about I just
make you a sandwich?

I really need to
go to Hollywood.

Just relax!

I said "stop" because I
didn't need to hear any more.

You made the finals!

You're going to Hollywood!

And I'll take a chicken
parm on ciabatta bread.

Oh, my gosh! I'm
going to Hollywood!

Oh, I have to go pack!

Oh, and pick out my song!

Oh, and decide what to wear!

After I make you a chicken parm.

This is incredible!

For the first time
Talent history, ds

two people from made the finals.

Two people?

Who's the other one?
Well, all of...

Olive? Going to
Hollywood with me?

Pump your brakes!

As I was saying,
acts stunk, other

except for one.

Lexi Reed.

What?

Lextraordinary's in Hollywood!
it.

Well, I got my pants off.
Is that anything?

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

America Needs Talent!

One of my kids is
going to be on TV!

I was on TV!

Remember that time I
fell down that well?

I had continuous
coverage for three days!

One of the dangers of having a
ten-year-old who can fit in a bucket.

So, anyway, I'm going to LA!

And they gave me two
airline tickets.

One for me, one for you.

Uh-uh! Uh-uh!

Okay, now, look, Dad, I know
you're afraid of flying

but we have to do this.

This is the most important thing

that has ever happened
to anyone, ever!

Chyna, you always exaggerate.

You exaggerate like a
million times a day.

Okay. Dad, I don't
care what it takes.

I'm getting you over
your fear of flying.

Peanuts, sir?

Would you stop kicking my seat?

Don't you talk to
my baby that way!

When are we going to get off
of this tin death trap?

This airplane is
perfectly safe, sir.

Safe?

The pilot barely
finished tenth grade.

And he's steering
with a soft pretzel.

Sir, please try to
pull it together.

Because I've been
informed by the tower

that this is very important
to your daughter.

This is your captain speaking.

We're entering a patch of...

Holy fuselage!

We've lost an engine!
We're going down!

Excuse me, is there
a doctor on board?

Preferably a therapist?

Ugh! I can't fit all
my makeup in here.

I need to look my best.

If Chyna beats me, I'll die!

America Needs Talent is a
competition to the death?

These reality shows are
getting out of hand.

Ugh!

Stupid airlines and
their two bag limit.

Why don't you just
leave your makeup here

and we can buy you new
stuff when we get to LA?

Are you clueless?

No! I'm just doing a magic act!

I spent years getting the perfect
collection of beauty products

to match my unique skin tone.

Sorry, Paisley. I'm going
to need your bags.

But where will I put my clothes?

All right.

Let's get to the airport.

Paisley, my bags.

Right. Sorry.

See, Chyna? Driving is much
less stressful than flying.

Fletcher! Would you
stop kicking my seat?

We're not playing
that game anymore.

I know, but he yelled at me.

Okay, I cannot let Lexi look
better than me on the show.

So which dress should I wear?

This one, or this one?

Chyna, put those down!
I can't see!

Oh, sorry. And go
with the ruby one.

You always look better
in jewel tones.

I can't wait to get to LA!

Me, too.

I'm trying to get on that
game show, The Brainy Bunch,

"Where contestants flex their intellectual
muscles and compete for cash prizes!"

I really hope traffic is
light on the freeway.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. We
can't take the freeway.

We have to drive along the coast

and visit the Danish
village of Solvang.

Look, guys, I really
just want to get to LA.

I can't risk being late
for America Needs Talent.

Chyna's right.

And I promised her we wouldn't
make any unnecessary stops.

It says Solvang's local
delicacy is called ebelskivers.

Little fried dough balls.

Fried dough balls?
Scenic road it is!

It's hot in LA!

I'm going to put on these shorts
I bought in the gift shop.

Oh! And what are
you waiting for?

Career advice?

Too late.

Okay, Paisley.

Here's my makeup. I want it
organized alphabetically.

Okay, by color.

But everything in here's green.

What?

Oh, my gosh!

There's like a million
dollars in here.

What am I supposed to
do without my makeup?

Why does everything bad
always happen to me?

Hey, Chyna, you know what you
should sing on the show?

The stirring national
anthem of Slovakia.

I'm sorry, I can't do that.

It would never be as good
as Celine Dion's version.

Dad, why are we stopped here?

The sign says,
"Scenic overlook."

You can't overlook an overlook.

Especially not
this time of year.

It's walrus spawning season.

I want to see that.

Well, I don't see any walruses.

Let's go!

Maybe I can ask that portly,
bucktoothed gentleman

if he's seen any walruses.

That is a walrus and
he's blocking our way!

Relax. I'm very
good with animals.

Move it, fatty!

I wouldn't do that.

Your horn could be mistaken for the
loud barking noise the males use

to challenge the dominance
of the beach master.

What happens if we challenge
the beach master?

I'm guessing that!

Okay, this is bad. Really bad.

No kidding.

That walrus is slobbering all over
San Francisco's cleanest cop car!

I wanted to be on
America Needs Talent,

not When Walruses Attack.

Although I would totally
watch that show.

The walrus is fighting
for male dominance.

He won't relent until he's won
the affections of a female.

Okay, so we just need
to get a female walrus.

Oh. Don't worry. I know
where we can find one.

This is your plan?

What are we supposed to do now?

Well, I guess we just get the
walrus to be attracted to us.

No problem.

Well, hello there,
you handsome fellow.

♪ La la la la la la la ♪

You know nothing about flirting.

Run!

I can't get out of this thing!

Can someone give me a hand?

Uh-oh!

Paisley, you've been counting
that money for an hour.

Are you done yet? Yes.

There is one bag of money.

Yes, yes! Did you find it?

So, did they find it?

Yes, Paisley.

That's why I threw the phone.

To celebrate that
they found my bag.

Yay!

Look, the bell boy
must have accidentally

switched it with
someone else's bag.

The hotel's no help.

My aunt's at the spa
getting a massage.

We're going to have to
look for it ourselves.

In disguise.

A mermaid?

What? You told me to
dress like a maid.

You didn't say what kind.

Just put this on!

Housekeeping!

Cameron, are you okay?

I don't want to talk about it.

Okay, well, he seems fine.

So let's just get in the
car and get back to LA.

Excuse me, folks.

I'm going to need to ask
you a few questions.

Uh, is there a problem, officer?

You weren't, by any chance,

harassing the local
wildlife, hmm?

No way! If anything
it was harassing me.

Are you aware that
interacting with a walrus

is illegal in the
township of Solvang?

Good sir, you could
probably tell this

by my good manners
and Nordic features,

but my great-great-grandmother
was Danish.

Mmm-hmm? Looks like it was
all downhill from there.

Okay, look, sir, we are just passing
through on our way to LA...

Right. "Passing through."

Because Solvang isn't
good enough for you.

It doesn't have the bright
lights and the big shows.

Well, I'll have you know that
our local production Thumbelina

was hailed by t Copenhagen
Gazette as "utrolig."

Ooh! Sounds underholdende!

Are tickets still available?

No. And this is the only
ticket you're going to get.

Eight hundred yonkerdoodles?

Is that even a real currency?

It is the official mock
currency of Solvang.

Four yonkerdoodles to a dollar.

Can't we just work
this out, cop to cop?

I happen to be a highly
decorated member

of the San Francisco
police department.

Oh, a big city cop, huh?

You think you can just
come to our small town

and do whatever you want!

Ooh! Are those ebelskivers?

I've always wanted to try one!

These are popovers!

You think you're funny, huh?

Laughing at that stereotype that
policemen are always eating ebelskivers.

Well, let's see how funny
you find things in "yail!"

And you said there was no
way I'd ever get into Yale.

Please, officer.

While your windmill jail
is charming and quaint,

you have to let us go.

I'm going to be a contestant
on America Needs Talent.

America Needs Talent?
I love that show.

But I keep waiting for them to
bring Danish folk dancers on

and they never do!

That takes real talent!

This is Officer Lars
requesting backup.

Where is my money?

This some kind of joke?

This not my money!

Also not match my skin tone.

Housekeeping!

Sign say, "Do not disturb!
" Can you not read?

Nope!

Hey! That's my bag!

And you spilled my bronzer!

You think you can get away
with something like that?

Don't-ever-touch-
my-makeup-again!

Call me if you ever want job.

We have jobs! We're maids!

What are we going to do?

The show's tonight!

Thumbelina?

Did they add an
encore performance?

I'm talking about
America Needs Talent.

Right now, Lexi's probably
in her hotel room,

slapping on her tenth
coat of bronzer.

Meanwhile, I'm stuck
in windmill jail

with bail set at one
million yonkerdoodles!

Look, it's not our fault.

We wouldn't even be in here if that
Danish cop wasn't such a "yerk."

At least he gave me a shirt that
wasn't covered in walrus slobber.

Wait! That's the
windmill we're in.

And it has a window!

I see it.

It's right there.

Stop that!

Hey, that window should be right

on this wall.

It must be behind the poster.

We can't escape through here.

The blades are
spinning too quickly.

No problem.

We can just wait until
the winds die down.

Which, according to historical
meteorological data,

should happen by November.

December at the latest.

November?

December at the latest.

Hey, where'd Fletcher go?

I'm over here!

No!

The windmill blades must be
creating high suction pressure.

It must've pulled Fletcher out the
window when he was standing over

here!

All right. The next time I have the
chance to win a national talent contest,

we are taking the freeway.
Agreed?

Agreed.

Agreed. Agreed.

Don't tell me what to do.

Yo! Welcome to America
Needs Talent!

I'm killin' it
backstage in Hollywood

as the contestants arrive!

From crooners we've got it all.
rs,

Like this guy here,
who creeps me out.

They call me The Great Panini!

Big deal. A quarter.

What am I supposed to
do with ten cents?

Whoa!

I could do with this. Ndry.

Kidding! I don't do laundry.

I'm super rich a lot of shirts.

Anyway, just one contestant.
Missing.

Tween singing sensation
Chyna Parks.

She's missing?

I mean, she's missing?

I'm here.

Whoa! I'm here!

Why do you smell like fish?

And why are you covered in oil?

Over here!

Mommy!

Can't you guys just jump down?

I... don't...

think... so.

It's... going...

too... fast.

Okay, maybe there's
a way to stop it.

Then you'll each be able to
hop off near the ground.

Ooh! There's a shut off switch
on the other side of the gate!

I can't quite reach it.

But I can almost fit
through the bars.

Just... make...

yourself... slippery!

Slippery? With what?

"Pickled herring packed in oil"?

Oh!

We couldn't take the freeway!

And miss this?

Whee!

Okay.

You can do this.

America Needs Talent.
America Needs Talent.

Oh!

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, yes!

Aw, the ride's over?

Again! Again!

I saved a fish from drowning

in an oil spill.

The viewer votes are in
and only four of you

will move on to the final round.

It's time to say goodbye to

Paula the Pretzel,

Musical Mike,

Hat Man,

and Kung Fu Granny.

Didn't even feel it!

I do 200 face crunches
every morning.

Well, it looks like the
viewers will choose between.

The Great Panini,

Lexi Reed,

Jugglin' Jehoshaphat,

and our youngest contestant
ever, Chyna Parks!

I am so proud of Chyna.

Huh?

The viewers don't know this,

but I've personally taken
Chyna under my wing

so that someday she can
be as talented as I am.

Maybe not this year.

I hope with my help,
she'll have her day.

Again, not this year.

I didn't know you
two were so close.

Neither did I.

Tell you what. We'll
call the hotel

and make sure that you
two can room together.

That way, our audience can share
in your behind-the-scenes fun.

What? What?

What a great idea!

I would love to room
with my best friend.

What kind of hug is
that, best friend?

Come on, bring it in!

Whoa, what are you doing
with all those word boxes?

They're called books.

And I'm studying in case
I get on that game show.

Okay. Roman Emperors.

Tiberius, Caligula, Nero...

His name is Nemo,

and he's not an emperor.

He's a fish who has adventures.

Paisley, this game
show is important.

How about you let
me do your makeup?

Have you heard of the
drop cloth technique?

La-la-la! Not listening.

Keeping my head free of
useless information.

A little extra powder under
the eyes during application

to catch any eye makeup fallout.

Are you done?

I just got an email
from The Brainy Bunch!

I'm going to be a contestant!

One time I ate at a
deli-contestant.

Wait. It's partner's week?

I need a partner?

Where am I going to find anyone?

Everyone's busy! Except...

The TV isn't working!

See? The picture's frozen.

Now I'll never find out what
happens to that bowl of fruit.

Good morning!

Wow!

You guys get up early, huh?

What's going on?

I look just as good as I always do!
The morning.

Me and my best friend Chyna
just like to play ghost.

Ow!

I mean, oooh!

All right, I'm going
to go hit the gym.

By which I mean my cousin,
Jimmy the Gym Giamatti.

He owes me 30 bucks.

Okay. Well, I'm going
to take a shower.

See if I can get the
rest of this oil off.

I slipped out of bed
15 times last night.

Guess what! I'm going
to be on a game show!

If you want to know if you're
smarter than a fifth grader,

you're not.

Anyway, help me search the room.

I have to find out what Chyna is
singing on the show tomorrow.

Why?

I'm scheduled to
perform before Chyna.

If I sing her song first, I'll steal her
thunder and she'll look like a fool.

I know what she's going to
sing on the show tomorrow.

You do? What? What is it?

A song!

According to this star map,

Johnny Depp lives right

in those bushes.

Come on!

What are all these people
standing in line for?

A bacon truck.

"Getting Piggy With It."

The bacon truck! This
place is famous!

But there are like a
million people in line.

Well, we got to do something.

They have a double
bacon sandwich

where the bread is more bacon!

Lexi, what are you doing?

Just putting your
clothes away for you.

Oh, well, thanks, Lexi.

I've been so focused
rehearsing my song.

So, what are you going to sing?

Probably a song you've
already done before, like...

Dynamite.

You're singing Dynamite?

Oh, no, I meant my song's
going to be dynamite.

But not the song Dynamite.

The song will be dynamite, but
the song will not Dynamite.

It's going to be exceptional.

You're singing Exceptional?

No, no, no. I just meant

my dynamite song
that isn't Dynamite

is going to be exceptional.

Not the song Exceptional,
but it will be exceptional.

You'll see. It'll be beautiful.

Okay, fine, don't tell me.

But I will tell you one thing.

It's going to be
crazy and out there.

These days you got to do something
really shocking to make an impression.

Like Lady Gaga.

Huh.

And everything is in here.

The song, the dance moves,
the costume design.

Well, I'm going to go
down to the restaurant.

You want anything?

No, thanks.

Everything I need is right here.

Okay. Well, if
you're not hungry,

you could've just told me that
without being so ominous.

Wow, this is shocking.

But not as shocking as this.

Okay. Yesterday, the truck
left before we got any bacon,

but today, failure
is not an option.

This is LA.

Maybe a celebrity will come
by and distract everyone.

Why wait?

I'm a dead ringer
for a celebrity.

Look, everyone!
It's Oprah Winfrey!

Who wants some bacon?

Well, you don't have
to stand in line

because each of you are getting
your very own bacon truck!

You get a bacon truck! You get a
bacon truck! You get a bacon truck!

You all get a bacon truck!

Whoo!

Now, your bacon trucks
will be waiting for you

in the long-term parking
at Long Beach Airport!

This way! It's this way!
Go this way!

Go! Whoo!

Looks like we're next in
line after this kid orders.

Oh, hey, guys!

Angus?

What are you doing
in Los Angeles?

Dude, bacon truck.

I'll start with a
bowl of bacon chowder

in a bacon bowl.

Chinese bacon salad, a bacon
burrito with bacon salsa.

Ooh! Spaghetti and bacon balls!

And welcome back to
The Brainy Bunch!

I'm your host, Barry Williams.

Okay, Paisley, remember,

let me answer all
of the questions.

We've met our contestants, so let's
start the game with this question!

What mythological creature

is a composite of
half man half horse?

So easy.

Paisley, go ahead.

What is cotton candy?

I am sorry. That is incorrect.

And you don't have to answer
in the form of a question.

Oh, I wasn't answering.

I was just wondering
what cotton candy is.

Seriously, I have no idea.

My mom!

I like cookies!

Yup! It's still working!

You look familiar.

Were you on The
Partridge Family?

Oh! This is it. Our big night.

And if I can't win,
I hope you do.

And if I can't win, I hope
the building burns down.

I'm kidding. Oh.

So, I cannot wait to see
what you have planned.

Probably something
incredibly original

that no one will have
ever seen before.

Well, I think what
I'm going to do

is really going to
surprise some people.

Oh, it'll be a surprise.

A big surprise.

Yeah, that's what I just said.

Why you talking all evil like?

I'm terribly sorry, Paisley.

I was looking for
Roman Emperor Nero.

Not, "Where am I?"

"Where am I?"

I don't know either!

The game's not over yet though.

Olive and Paisley can still
pull ahead and win the $50,000

with the final jackpot question.

We'll be back right
after these messages.

True!

Listen, Paisley,
this is important.

When the host asks the final
question, do not press the buzzer.

But... No matter what,

under any circumstances,

even if the world is being
attacked by aliens,

and your buzzer can activate a
force field to save mankind.

Do not press the buzzer!

Got it.

Here's a test. If your name
is Paisley, press the buzzer.

Okay, did you not
press the buzzer

because I told you not to,

or because you forgot
your name is Paisley?

Doesn't matter. Works either way.
Just don't buzz.

Welcome back to
The Brainy Bunch,

for the final jackpot question.

The category is cosmetics.

Oh, Sherwood Schwartz!

What application technique uses a
little extra powder under the eyes

to catch any makeup fallout?

Ooh, I know this one!

Buzz in.

Seriously, press the buzzer!

You said not to. I
know what I said!

Now I'm saying,
press the buzzer!

This is another one
of your tests.

It's not a stinkin' test!
Buzz in!

Come on, buzz. Come on, you can buzz.
Come on, buzz. Buzz!

Buzz! Buzz!

All right, Paisley. Tell the nice
man about the eye powder thingy.

Actually, I'm going to need
the answer from you, Olive.

But Paisley buzzed.

No, you buzzed Paisley's buzzer.

I didn't buzz her buzzer.
She buzzed her buzzer.

Paisley, answer the
buzzing question!

Olive, you have five seconds
to answer the question.

If you are incorrect, your
opponents will win the $50,000!

Uh...

Lipstick?

No!

The Drop Cloth technique!

Jeff and Rachel, you
win the $50,000.

Bacon ice-cream with
hot bacon sauce.

Oh, and a side of bacon.

Guys, get up! I'm done ordering.

Out of my way, I'm
ordering first!

Whoo! Hoo!

Sold out? Are you kidding me?

Don't worry.

Their stuff's not
even that good.

Yo, taxi!

San Francisco, please.

Our next finalist is San
Francisco's own Lexi Reed!

♪ Donut make you sad

♪ Donut make you cry

♪ When the person you love

♪ Up and says goodbye

♪ I'm feeling so plain

♪ I'm feeling old-fashioned

♪ Life's kind of stale

♪ My days have no passion

♪ There's a hole in my life

♪ I've lost my twinkle

♪ It hurts so bad right
here in my sprinkle

♪ But now I'm moving
on to better days

♪ I'll powder my nose

♪ I'll put on some glaze

♪ My pain's a day old

♪ No, I won't be a quitter

♪ Someone will love this
sweet apple fritter

♪ It feels better now, donut? ♪

Wow! That performance makes
me want a bear claw.

An actual bear claw so I
could scratch out my eyes.

Anyway, time to take
a little break.

Remember to call and
text in your votes!

Ha! Let's see what people think
when you do the exact same...

Wait.

You're not a donut.

You look gorgeous!

Thank you, Lexi.

I don't understand.
I stole your song.

No. You stole the fake song
I left for you to steal

after I heard you tell
Paisley your plan.

That glass to the wall
thing, it really works.

Welcome back to Yo,
I'm from Jer...

I mean, America Needs Talent!

It's confusing being so
successful in the arts.

How could you do this to me?

You did it to yourself.

You're really talented, Lexi.

You should've just
done your own song.

What if it wasn't
as good as yours?

See?

All you ever do is worry
about what I'm doing.

Ever since I came
to Webster High,

you've seen me as a threat and
tried to make me feel small.

Up next, pint-sized singing
sensation, Chyna Parks!

Well, here's what I
have to say to that.

♪ Every day is so wonderful

♪ Then suddenly it's
hard to breathe

♪ Now and then I get insecure

♪ From all the pain,
I'm so ashamed

♪ I am beautiful no
matter what they say

♪ Words can't bring me down

♪ I am beautiful in
every single way

♪ Yes, words can't bring me down

♪ Oh, no

♪ So don't you bring
me down today

♪ To all your friends
you're delirious

♪ So consumed in all your doom

♪ You are beautiful no
matter what they say

♪ Words can't bring you down

♪ Oh, no

♪ You are beautiful
in every single way

♪ Yes, words can't
bring you down

♪ Oh, no

♪ So, don't you bring
me down today ♪

Don't look at me!

I got spray tan in my eye!

Chyna, that was amazing!

Thanks, I just really...

You really think I'm beautiful?

You sang an entire song
about how I'm beautiful.

Well, sure.

Why not?

And just remember, Lexi,
we can both shine.

There's plenty of room
for the two of us.

Well, the votes are in
and America has chosen.

And no surprise,

the winner of America
Needs Talent is...

The Great Panini!

The Great Panini is
just my stage name.

To most, I am known as...

Gibson!

Gibson? You're an
amazing magician!

But you were terrible
at the tryouts.

That's why I auditioned again
in Seattle as The Great Panini.

By the way, people get
really freaked out

when you wear a
straitjacket on the bus.

That trick you did ♪♪ yourself
in half was incredible!

How did you do it?

Oh!

A magician never
reveals his secrets.

Well, I guess we both come
back to San Francisco.

Yeah.

♪♪ both your suitcases?