A.N.T. Farm (2011–2014): Season 1, Episode 12 - FraudulANT - full transcript

You sure your mom won't mind
us hanging out at your place?

Oh, not at all.

She has an open door policy.

What's going on?

Whoa!

I got it! I got it.

What?

Wow, you have a bouncy house!

My mom won't even let
me jump on the bed.

Whee!

Hey, Mom.



Hi, sweetie!

Mom, you told me you were working
at a birthday party today,

but why is it at our house?

Because I realized I could
charge twice as much this way.

And I'm not "Mom,"

I'm Princess Eczema!

Uh, why are you named
after a skin disease?

Because skin diseases
all sound magical.

Okay, girls,

time for the pony rides

in the mystical
garden of Rosacea!

Ponies?

Please tell me the
mystical garden of Rosacea

is in the backyard,
and not my bedroom.



Stop crying.

That tooth was gonna
come out anyway.

♪ Ooh, ooh Doo, doo

♪ Ooh, ooh Doo, doo

Whoo!

♪ Everybody's got that thing

♪ Something different
we all bring

♪ Don't you let 'em
clip your wings

♪ You got it You got it

♪ We're on fire and we blaze

♪ In extraordinary ways

♪ 365 days

♪ We got it We got it

♪ You can dream it

♪ You can be it

♪ If you can feel it

♪ You can believe it

♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are

♪ Exceptional Exceptional

♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are

♪ Exceptional Exceptional

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

Whoo!

Oh! Gorgeous!

Thank you.

I have been told that I have
perfect bone structure.

Not your face, the
artwork on it.

Can I show this to my mom?

I want this exact bed spread.

Wait a minute.

This, this use of color,

the flowing brush strokes...

Who painted this?

The court Jester.

That's no court Jester,
that, that's Zanko!

I think I read something
about Zanko once.

"Zanko was considered
of his generation

"until he lost fell
on hard times,

"and disappeared
from the art scene

"to become a birthday
party face-painter,

"citation needed."

Ooh! Citation found!

Ooh! It's been I ate my cake.
Ince

I can get back in
the bouncy house!

Whee!

Zanko was my inspiration.

If it weren't for him, I
probably wouldn't be an artist!

Then what are you waiting for?

Go introduce yourself.

Me? Talk to Zanko?
I'm not worthy.

He's making a hot Fudge
sundae in his pocket.

I think you're worthy.

I'll bring him over.

Uh, Chyna, no! I can't!

It's okay. I've gotta
get out of here!

Help!

The kingdom of Psoriasis

is collapsing around me!

Surprise!

You knew it was my birthday?

Uh, of course! Happy Birthday!

Wait, there should be cake.

Where's the cake?

I'll find it.

Actually, Fletcher, the
surprise is for you.

It's time to meet your hero.

Aquaman is here?
In the Ant Farm?

You got Aquaman?

Aquaman is not here.

And why is he your hero?

Unless a crime is committed
underwater, he can't do anything.

Fletcher, meet Zanko.

Zanko?

Uh, these days, most
people call me,

"Hey, put your clothes on!

"That fountain's
not for bathing!"

I was just showing Zanko
some of your paintings.

Oh! Yeah, you know, this
is a true work of art.

And if it were
hanging in my house,

I would stare at it
for hours and hours.

But... I do not have a house.

Well, offer it to him.

I can't offer him my house.

My parents just
re-did the kitchen.

Not your house, your painting!

Look, he inspired you,

maybe you can inspire him.

Cake?

It would be an honor knowing

that Zanko had one
of my paintings.

Zanko? Hmm?

Would you like to have my...
Socks?

I, uh...

No, painting.

Oh! Um, sure.

That, uh, that would
be good, too.

I found the cake!

It's not the greatest
cake, but...

It was sweet of you to
wish me a "good year."

Hi, Mrs. Parks.

I'm here about that ad you
posted on the school website

about the princess job opening.

Good.

I really need help
entertaining these kids.

They don't seem to like my newest
game, "Sit Down and Be Quiet!"

Well, as you can see,

I'm everything you could
want in a princess.

Pretty, beautiful, and gorgeous!

Well, actually, I do have
one other applicant.

Hi, I'm Paisley!

You know what's totally wild?

I have a friend who
looks exactly like you!

Paisley, I'm Lexi.

Oh, my gosh! Her
name is Lexi, too!

Okay, I have an idea.

You two can both
work my next party

and I'll see who
does a better job.

Fine. But not only am
I gonna gonna win,

I'm gonna crush you.

Wow, that's totally something
my friend Lexi would say!

Olive, what happened
to your face?

I washed it.

But it used to be so beautiful.

And now it's... Ugh, I
can't even look at it.

Well, at least my face isn't
black and blue like yours.

Mine's not black and blue.
Not yet.

Guys! I have exciting news!

And no, it has nothing
to do with Aquaman.

Zanko is unveiling a
brand new painting

at the Bay View Gallery tonight!

Really? Wow!

Uh, I wonder if there's a
picture on the gallery website.

Oh, man, your artwork
must have inspired him!

This is unbelievable...

I know. And I hate
to mention it,

but none of this
would have happened

if I hadn't brought
Zanko to you.

Zanko ripped me off.

Yeah, you're welcome...
Wait, what?

He took my painting and is
claiming that it's his.

He signed his name on my work.

Thanks a lot, Chyna.

And just to be clear, I wasn't really
thanking you. I'm actually quite upset.

Thanks for coming to
back me up, Olive.

Back you up?

I only came because this place

is next to the city's
best Udon noodle house.

Look, I'm a baby bird.

Oh, there he is!

So, how should we play this?
Good cop, bad cop?

Tall cop, short cop?

Happy cop, sad cop?

Mmm-mmm. How about...

You go over there and talk to him...
Okay.

While I stay here and eat soup.

All right. Working
cop, lazy cop it is.

It's a beautiful painting.

Thank you.

Too bad you didn't paint it.

Fletcher did.

Zanko doesn't know what
you're talking about.

Don't play games with us!

I should take this bowl of hot soup
and throw it right in your face!

But I can't, it's too good.

Zanko suggests you
try their Bibimbap.

They make their
own Hoisin sauce.

Really? That sounds good.
But they don't go

too heavy on the
sesame oil, do they?

No, no, no, just a splash...
Enough about the soups.

You stole Fletcher's art
and put your name on it.

How dare you accuse
Zanko of stealing?

Because Zanko is
guilty of stealing.

Chyna was there and
Chyna knows the truth.

Why is Chyna talking
in the third person?

Olive thinks it sounds cool.

Security, throw them out!

Hey!

Stealing an art
piece, that happens,

but you do not mess
with a girl's soup!

So, on a scale of one to ten,

how pretty do you think I am?

Ew! What is that thing?

A frog. Greg brings
it everywhere.

If you're a real princess, kiss
it and turn it into a prince.

Kiss it! Kiss it!

Kiss it! Kiss it!

Kiss it! Kiss it!

There's no way I'm kissing
that disgusting ball of slime!

Can I see him?

Aw! Hi, little guy!

Oops!

It jumped out the door!
Come back!

You made a real prince,

and he brought pizza.

You're the best princess ever!

Come on!

What kind of prince
drives a moped?

I'm so sorry, Fletcher.

We couldn't get
your painting back.

What?

But the gallery
opening is tonight.

He's going to sell my painting
and it will be gone forever.

Wait, it gets worse.

He took my soup!

Don't worry, I have an idea.

A way we can get it back.

But wouldn't my soup
be cold by now?

Not the soup.

I was thinking we could
steal your painting back.

And I know just the team
of experts for the job.

And great friend. Polite,
funny, stunningly beautiful,

lover of animals, deep sleeper,

knows how to microwave
popcorn to maximum poppage

without burning a
single kernel...

Okay, we're done.

Thank you all for coming to see.

Zanko's latest
masterpiece, entitled...

"Zanko's Latest Masterpiece!"

Okay, switch places with me.

You wanna be the mermaid?

No. I want to be Aquaman,

but that's the next best thing.

I can't find my mommy!

It's okay, little girl.
Calm down.

Now, tell me what your mommy
looks like and I'll go find her.

I have to warn you, I've never
had much luck finding women.

She has purple hair,

a gold tooth,

and a glass eye.

Okay.

You just wait right here and
I'll go find your mommy.

Please hurry. I
miss her so much!

Come on, come on.

I am digging the
little girl voice.

Angus! Come on. Oh!

Okay, I'm shutting down
the security cameras.

Mr. and Mrs. Angus Chestnut
have tied the knot.

That is not the
code we discussed.

Copy. Mr. and Mrs. Fletcher Quimby
are walking down the aisle.

That is not the
code we discussed.

No one's looking. Now's our chance
to get over to the air vent.

Okay, okay.

Commence Operation
What's That Smell?

"Operation What's That Smell"?

The moldy sandwich we found at
the bottom of Angus' locker?

Did you pay any attention
during the code meeting?

What are you doing?

Uh, taking turns.
It's only fair.

What's that smell?

Okay, for once, it's not me.

Okay, time to intercept
Zanko's call.

Maintenance, here.

There is a horrible
stench in the gallery,

and Zanko needs it
fixed immediately!

I'll, uh, have someone from the Horrible
Stench Department to check it out.

Wow.

I am digging the
deep voice, too.

Uh, Apparently, it's pretty bad.

They sent a guy
in a hazmat suit,

and a wolf suit.

Okay,

we need to clear the room.

I'm gonna need everybody

to run out of here in
a screaming panic.

If I've learned one thing,

it's that people always do
the opposite of what I say.

Ah! That's why I
would never say,

"Please leave in a calm
and orderly fashion."

No! No!

Here's your balloon animal.
It's a...

Earthworm!

I asked for a pony.

Well, you don't always
get what you want.

I asked for a real
pony when I was six,

and I got one, so...

Bad example.

I can try to make a pony!

Ooh! Wow!

Here you go!

Just watch out for the
balloon pony droppings.

Whoa!

It's not funny!

Don't worry.

Just grab onto the ladder and I'll
pull you into my balloon-copter.

There's the painting.
Come on, let's get it.

Wait! We're in lock down.

There is probably an
invisible laser net.

Luckily, I have a dancer's body.

There are no lasers.

Time to disable the locking
mechanism on the glass case.

All I have to do
is, bypass the...

Look who I found!

Wow, you're good!

What are you doing?

Um...

I'm Ted, the new guy.

Go ahead and take the
rest of the night off.

Awesome! Thanks, Ted!

Angus, hurry up and
unlock the glass case!

Hey, wait.

I'm Ted, the new guy.

Run!

Something's wrong.

Angus isn't responding.

All right.

I'm going to have to break
the glass with my Taekwon...

Doh!

Wait a second.

Maybe I can break it.

If I hit the right
resonance frequency,

I could shatter the glass.

I'm sorry, Wacky. Let me
try another frequency.

Ooh, yes! Yes!

What do you think you are doing?

Abort the mission!
Ants on the run!

Security? Grab them!

They can't see us, let's go!

Ow!

This feather is
ironically heavy!

Quick, run!

There.

Your masterpiece is
back where it belongs.

I just wish we could have stayed

to see the look on Zanko's face

when he noticed the
painting was gone.

Oh, he'll never
know it's missing.

What do you mean?

Before I ran out,

like all great art thieves, I replaced
the painting with a perfect replica.

Oops.

That way, Zanko will think we
failed, and never come after us.

So you gave Zanko another
one of your paintings?

Nope, forgery.

Done by you.

Which makes it another original.

Oh. I didn't think of that.

I guess we'll have to
reassemble the team.

Okay, we're done.

All right, kids,
it's time to vote.

Who likes Princess Paisley best?

Who likes Princess Lexi?

You remind me of my friend.

I don't understand.

I mean, I've been
terrible at everything.

Yeah, but that's what
makes you funny.

There's nothing funny about
being good at your job.

Congratulations, Lexi.

You will be working the
next birthday party.

Greg's.

He wants a princess
at his party?

Not exactly.

This is the Goliath
Bird-eating Spider.

Did you say "Bird-eating?"

Eat her! Eat her!

Eat her! Eat her!

Eat her! Eat her!

Eat her! Eat her! Eat her!
Eat her!