A.N.T. Farm (2011–2014): Season 1, Episode 10 - ManagemANT - full transcript
Cameron pretends to be Chyna's manager when they meet hip-hop producer, Hippo. Chyna thinks it might be her big break, but when Hippo wants to make some changes that Chyna doesn't agree with, it's up to Cameron to step in and save the day. Meanwhile, Olive and Fletcher are on opposing teams of a Home Economics class challenge.
Welcome to Pop goes the diva.
I'm your host, Chyna Parks.
Tonight, I'd like to introduce
you to a rising star.
Give it up for Chyna Parks!
Whoo! Chyna! We love you!
It's great to be here, Chyna.
Thanks for coming, Chyna.
What are you going to
sing for us today?
Well, pick any item in the room!
I'll write a smash
song about it.
How about a soccer ball?
Great idea!
Soccer ball it is.
♪ Kick me!
♪ That's right I'm
a soccer ball!
♪ Incredibly round.
♪ That's right I'm
a soccer ball!
♪ I'm black and white
like a cow, cow, cow
♪ when you kick me I... ♪
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Oh, good. You're done.
I need the computer.
I'm making another movie.
Please don't tell
me it's a sequel.
To the one you did with
the talking oysters.
You mean the seashell network?
If you guys were the
inventors of fishbook,
You'd have invented fishbook.
Did you know one oyster
played both parts?
Anyway, my new movie
is even better.
Bananatar!
Uh-oh! One of your leads
refuses to work with you.
She'll be in her trailer.
Also known as my stomach.
♪ ooh, ooh doo, doo
♪ ooh, ooh doo, doo
Whoo!
♪ Everybody's got that thing
♪ something different
we all bring
♪ on't you let 'em
clip your wings
♪ in extraordinary ways
♪ 365 days
♪ we got it we got it
♪ you can dream it
♪ you can be it
♪ if you can feel it
♪ you can believe it
♪ 'cause I am, you are, we are
♪ exceptional exceptional
♪ yeah, I am, you are, we are
♪ exceptional exceptional
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh
♪ ooh, ooh ♪
Whoo!
Okay, class, listen up.
I will be filling in since
your regular home ec teacher,
Mrs. Nateman, had her
baby last night.
So, she's at home "resting," or I
like to call it "goofing off."
We made a card.
Would you like to sign it?
No. Babies can't read.
Instead of following
nateman left, notes.
We're gonna make
things interesting.
With a home ec face-off.
Isn't that gonna hurt?
We'll be competing and sewing,
cooking and cleaning.
So pair up.
The winning couple
will receive...
A snowman made of donuts?
No. What's wrong with you?
The winning team will
receive a $50 gift card.
Hey, Olive, want to team up?
Sure. Interesting
story about sewing.
The threaded needle dates back
to central asia in 40,000 bc,
When they were made out of
bone, antler, ivory, and wood.
Fletcher, do you
have a partner yet?
Nope. Not at all. No one.
Terrific.
Now no one decent will
be left to team up with.
Not true, angel face.
Oh, boy.
This will be great practice for when
we're actually married in the future.
Here's a save the date card.
This is tomorrow!
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to
welcome you to a special screening.
Of my latest filbananatar!
No bananas were harmed during
the making of this film.
Except the one I used to
make this banana split.
I'll hold that for you.
And here we go.
♪ Incredibly round
♪ that's right I'm
a soccer ball!
♪ I'm black and white
like a cow, cow, cow
♪ when you kick me, I... ♪
ow! Ow! Ow!
Cameron! How could you do this?
Sorry, I guess I put the
wrong video online.
This is on the Internet?
Here's your banana back.
I don't eat fruit.
Ugh!
So, the first competition
is going to be sewing.
Your assignment is
to make a dress.
Something stylish
and eye-catching.
That I can wear to
my niece's wedding.
And steal focus from her.
Wow. You're really good at this.
And I like that material.
I have a shirt just like that.
While you're at it, honey,
you mind sewing up my sock?
Get that thing out of my
face before I cut it off.
And reattach it
to your forehead!
You hear that, everyone?
My wife's gonna be a surgeon.
Hey. Less talking
and more sewing.
And remember, I'm going to be
modeling your designs myself.
Very funny.
Why isn't she melting?
A bacon dress?
And you are sizzling!
Why do I get the feeling this
is how Angus always sees me?
Wow! Our dress really gives
you an hourglass figure.
Hmm. I like it.
It makes me look
stylish and punctual.
Paisley, Fletcher,
you win round one.
You two who made the
witch's costume,
You get an hour of
detention, starting now!
Hello?
Hi. I'm calling about a
video you posted online.
If this is tavatar people,
I thought of bananatar first.
I should be suing you.
Actually, I'm calling about
the video of Chyna singing.
I'm a music producer, and I think
she's got an awesome voice.
I'd like to get in touch
with her manager.
Her manager?
Well, actually...
That would be me!
I can't believe I'm actually
meeting with a music producer.
This is so exciting!
Well, just remember
it was your manager.
Who made it all
happen for you, baby.
No need to thank me. I'll
be fine with your 15%.
- Ten percent.
- Five percent.
Yeah, I'm not sure I want
you negotiating for me.
Doorbell app.
Knocking's for chumps.
The name's oswald, but
everyone calls me hippo.
Oh! Because you dress super hip
and your name starts with an "o"?
No, because I'm fat.
And I like to sink down in the hot tub
with just my eyes showing like this.
So, Cameron told me
you like my song.
Yeah. I can't get
it out of my head.
♪ Tonight, I'm unstoppable ♪
Unstoppable!
That's right. Those
are the lyrics.
Some people think I'm
saying "soccer ball,"
But obviously it's
"unstoppable."
So, should we talk video?
Sure, but first, can I get
you something to drink?
You got any gravy?
Uh, no.
It's okay. I brought my own.
Yeah? Mmm-mmm.
Round two of the competition,
cleaning skills.
I want this floor so spotless I
can see my reflection in it.
Ew! Why would you
want to see that?
Just clean the room!
Ugh!
Why does this cleanser
smell so bad?
I don't know. I grabbed it
from the supply closet.
That's a refrigerator.
And this is parmesan cheese!
Then what did I put
on my spaghetti?
Where is Angus? He's
supposed to be helping me.
I'm here, honeypie.
What the heck!
Check out my industrial
floor scrubber!
Where did you get that?
My parents said if I stopped
eating whole pizzas,
They'd buy me anything I wanted.
I asked for a pizza oven.
This was my second choice.
Angus, what do you
think you're doing?
Oh, my goodness, this
floor is so clean!
Thisound goes to
Olive and Angus.
What?
Yes! We won!
Okay. Next round is cooking.
Let's make pizzas.
You know, I probably should
have put it in park.
Get this off of me!
Quick! Get her magic shoes
before her legs shrivel up!
So, I downloaded
that doorbell app.
It cost 40 bucks, but it
was totally worth it.
I made dad answer the
door all morning.
Knocking app.
What happened to
your doorbell app?
Knocking's very in right now.
Doorbells are for chumps.
Yeah. Totally.
So, hippo, I want to talk
to you about my song.
Yeah, yeah, we'll get to that.
But I wanted to tell you
I changed your name.
You're welcome.
What? Cool name!
"you're welcome."
It lets the fans know they're
welcome to come to her concerts,
To buy t-shirts...
Her name's not you're welcome.
That's stupid.
Yeah, Cameron, that's stupid.
Her name is string cheese.
What?
Okay, I don't think I
want to change my name.
Can I have a word
with my client?
You need to chill
out, string cheese.
Let's remember what's
important here.
When opportunity uses a
knocking app, you answer.
Maybe you're right.
The music's what's important.
Okay, can we talk
about the song?
Yup! It's done.
I wrote this up in the tub last night.
Hippo-style.
But, I worked on my song.
Well, that was a waste of time.
Yeah, that's what I told her.
I said, "don't waste your
time, string cheese.
"we're doing this hippo-style."
All right, blind my ears
with your throat lasers.
What?
Sing the song. How much
clearer could I have been?
Okay, I guess I could
give it a try.
♪ 11:58, and I'm
looking at the clock.
♪ Stomach's growling
like a zombie peacock ♪
I'm sorry, that can't be right.
No, no. Keep going!
I'm feeling you!
Yeah, feeling you!
♪ But now it's lunchtime
♪ lunchtime
♪ can't wait for lunchtime
♪ it's the meal that comes
between brunch and linner ♪
Okay. So this whole
song's just about lunch?
Yup. Second highest
testing meal of the day.
I'm telling you, "lunchtime"
is going to be huge.
We could win a gravy for this.
You mean a grammy?
Yeah, what did I say?
There is my favorite client!
Come on, I'm going to get
you to the shoot in style.
Something bigger
than a stretch limo.
Is it the bus?
Maybe.
Look, Cameron. I can't sing
this "lunchtime" song.
It's terrible. Listen
to these lyrics.
♪ Lunch can be brown
lunch can be yella
♪ I hope I don't
get salmonella ♪
What? That rhymes.
Look, I understand
you're nervous,
But wait till you see the incredible
outfit you're going to wear.
Huh? What do you think?
I think it's a little...
Cheesy.
Right. It's a string cheese
costume, string cheese.
Forget it. I am not
doing the video.
What? You have to do it.
If you don't show
up, we're finished!
People in the music
business talk.
I know hippo does. He
has a talking app.
You mean a phone?
Whatever!
What about artistic integrity?
That means nothing to me.
I mean, seriously. I literally
have no idea what that means.
It means I'm not selling out.
Chyna, please.
This is my one chance to
make something of myself.
You've got a lot going for you.
I don't.
Come on, Cameron. You have
plenty going for you.
Well, I do have a
sister who loves me.
Aw!
Got you, string cheese!
Now let's get on the bus!
Forget it! There is no way
I am doing that video!
Places, everyone! Chyna,
are you ready to go?
Okay, then.
"lunchtime," take one. Playback!
And action!
♪ 11:58 and I'm
looking at the clock
♪ stomach's growling
like a zombie peacock
♪ lunch can be brown
lunch can be yella... ♪
Round three, cooking.
So, let's go.
I get cranky when I'm hungry.
You must be hungry all the time.
Zip it.
Okay, Angus, if we win this
round, we're the champs.
So, I've got my garlic,
my leeks, and...
Where are my avocados?
I don't know, but I think these
jelly donuts have gone bad.
Give me that!
Just so you know for when we're
married, I'll basically eat anything.
Once I ate a fajita I
found on the sidewalk.
At least, I think
it was a fajita.
Fajitas have feathers, right?
Okay, our quiche is
going to be incredible,
Thanks to these fresh
eggs I got from my Uncle.
Your Uncle lays eggs?
No, he has a farm.
Did you preheat the oven?
Well, I tried, but I
couldn't figure out.
How to fit the oven
in the microwave.
Okay, let's get cracking.
Well, that answers
that question.
The egg came first.
Whoa. I better check
the other eggs.
Where are the other eggs?
Fletcher, what is going on here?
Oh, no! They all hatched
and they're getting away!
Well, Fletcher, it's
not the first time
I've seen chicks
run away from you.
Help me gather them!
I've got one!
Angus! Don't put salt on that!
My fajita!
I got one back in!
But it may not work.
This is duck tape.
Do we have any chicken tape?
Ah! I found one!
Oh, great! Let me have it!
It went inside my dress!
Never mind. You can keep it.
Angus, Olive, you win,
because if nothing else,
Your food did not climb
into my clothing.
Oh. Here's your gift card.
But this is for a
romantic dinner for two!
Yes!
Forget it. You can
eat by yourself.
Yes!
♪ But now it's lunchtime
♪ lunchtime
♪ can't wait for lunchtime
♪ it's the meal that comes
between brunch and linner ♪
Cut!
Why? Was there a problem
with the lighting?
Cameron...
Oh, I hate when fans dress
like me in Chyna costumes!
I've thought about it, and
I'm willing to do the song.
Clearly it's really,
Really important to you.
Thanks, Chyna. I hope I didn't
mess things up already.
Look, I see what you're up to.
You do? Yeah.
You did all this to show me
how ridiculous my song is.
I did?
Yup, and you're right.
I mean, "string cheese"?
I know I go through
dozens of bags a day,
But seeing you dance
in that costume,
Well, it actually made
me lose my appetite.
Me!
Oh, wait, it's back.
Anyway, I think we
should do your song.
Really?
Yup. You've got yourself
quite a clever manager here.
I do, don't I?
I'd love to hear the other song.
♪ That's right I'm
a soccer ball... ♪
Cameron. I think
he meant from me.
♪ Hard to take
♪ the days you just
can't catch a break
♪ when it brings me down
♪ I get right back up
♪ 'cause I'm powerful
♪ an incredible
♪ independent girl
♪ ready for the
world world, world
♪ come on
♪ tonight I'm unstoppable
♪ incredibly strong
♪ tonight I'm unstoppable
♪ the world is callin'
me out, out, out
♪ don't wanna whisper
wanna shout, shout
♪ come on
♪ you know I'm unstoppable
♪ get out, get out
get out of your head
♪ get out, get out
and live instead!
♪ Get out, get out
get out all right
♪ yeah
I don't think this
is actually cheese.
I don't care.
♪ Come on
♪ tonight I'm unstoppable
♪ incredibly strong
♪ tonight I'm unstoppable
♪ the world is callin'
me out, out, out!
♪ Don't wanna whisper
wanna shout, shout
♪ come on
♪ you know I'm unstoppable ♪
Applause app.
Wow! That is a great song.
Unfortunately, I just got a
text from my image consultant.
Movies are very in right now.
Music's for chumps.
Do something, manager!
I'm on it.
So, you're looking
to invest in a film?
I got something...
Worry about. Ing to.
The pietanic is unsinkable.
Oh, no! Dead ahead! Tuce,
I'm your host, Chyna Parks.
Tonight, I'd like to introduce
you to a rising star.
Give it up for Chyna Parks!
Whoo! Chyna! We love you!
It's great to be here, Chyna.
Thanks for coming, Chyna.
What are you going to
sing for us today?
Well, pick any item in the room!
I'll write a smash
song about it.
How about a soccer ball?
Great idea!
Soccer ball it is.
♪ Kick me!
♪ That's right I'm
a soccer ball!
♪ Incredibly round.
♪ That's right I'm
a soccer ball!
♪ I'm black and white
like a cow, cow, cow
♪ when you kick me I... ♪
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Oh, good. You're done.
I need the computer.
I'm making another movie.
Please don't tell
me it's a sequel.
To the one you did with
the talking oysters.
You mean the seashell network?
If you guys were the
inventors of fishbook,
You'd have invented fishbook.
Did you know one oyster
played both parts?
Anyway, my new movie
is even better.
Bananatar!
Uh-oh! One of your leads
refuses to work with you.
She'll be in her trailer.
Also known as my stomach.
♪ ooh, ooh doo, doo
♪ ooh, ooh doo, doo
Whoo!
♪ Everybody's got that thing
♪ something different
we all bring
♪ on't you let 'em
clip your wings
♪ in extraordinary ways
♪ 365 days
♪ we got it we got it
♪ you can dream it
♪ you can be it
♪ if you can feel it
♪ you can believe it
♪ 'cause I am, you are, we are
♪ exceptional exceptional
♪ yeah, I am, you are, we are
♪ exceptional exceptional
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh
♪ ooh, ooh ♪
Whoo!
Okay, class, listen up.
I will be filling in since
your regular home ec teacher,
Mrs. Nateman, had her
baby last night.
So, she's at home "resting," or I
like to call it "goofing off."
We made a card.
Would you like to sign it?
No. Babies can't read.
Instead of following
nateman left, notes.
We're gonna make
things interesting.
With a home ec face-off.
Isn't that gonna hurt?
We'll be competing and sewing,
cooking and cleaning.
So pair up.
The winning couple
will receive...
A snowman made of donuts?
No. What's wrong with you?
The winning team will
receive a $50 gift card.
Hey, Olive, want to team up?
Sure. Interesting
story about sewing.
The threaded needle dates back
to central asia in 40,000 bc,
When they were made out of
bone, antler, ivory, and wood.
Fletcher, do you
have a partner yet?
Nope. Not at all. No one.
Terrific.
Now no one decent will
be left to team up with.
Not true, angel face.
Oh, boy.
This will be great practice for when
we're actually married in the future.
Here's a save the date card.
This is tomorrow!
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to
welcome you to a special screening.
Of my latest filbananatar!
No bananas were harmed during
the making of this film.
Except the one I used to
make this banana split.
I'll hold that for you.
And here we go.
♪ Incredibly round
♪ that's right I'm
a soccer ball!
♪ I'm black and white
like a cow, cow, cow
♪ when you kick me, I... ♪
ow! Ow! Ow!
Cameron! How could you do this?
Sorry, I guess I put the
wrong video online.
This is on the Internet?
Here's your banana back.
I don't eat fruit.
Ugh!
So, the first competition
is going to be sewing.
Your assignment is
to make a dress.
Something stylish
and eye-catching.
That I can wear to
my niece's wedding.
And steal focus from her.
Wow. You're really good at this.
And I like that material.
I have a shirt just like that.
While you're at it, honey,
you mind sewing up my sock?
Get that thing out of my
face before I cut it off.
And reattach it
to your forehead!
You hear that, everyone?
My wife's gonna be a surgeon.
Hey. Less talking
and more sewing.
And remember, I'm going to be
modeling your designs myself.
Very funny.
Why isn't she melting?
A bacon dress?
And you are sizzling!
Why do I get the feeling this
is how Angus always sees me?
Wow! Our dress really gives
you an hourglass figure.
Hmm. I like it.
It makes me look
stylish and punctual.
Paisley, Fletcher,
you win round one.
You two who made the
witch's costume,
You get an hour of
detention, starting now!
Hello?
Hi. I'm calling about a
video you posted online.
If this is tavatar people,
I thought of bananatar first.
I should be suing you.
Actually, I'm calling about
the video of Chyna singing.
I'm a music producer, and I think
she's got an awesome voice.
I'd like to get in touch
with her manager.
Her manager?
Well, actually...
That would be me!
I can't believe I'm actually
meeting with a music producer.
This is so exciting!
Well, just remember
it was your manager.
Who made it all
happen for you, baby.
No need to thank me. I'll
be fine with your 15%.
- Ten percent.
- Five percent.
Yeah, I'm not sure I want
you negotiating for me.
Doorbell app.
Knocking's for chumps.
The name's oswald, but
everyone calls me hippo.
Oh! Because you dress super hip
and your name starts with an "o"?
No, because I'm fat.
And I like to sink down in the hot tub
with just my eyes showing like this.
So, Cameron told me
you like my song.
Yeah. I can't get
it out of my head.
♪ Tonight, I'm unstoppable ♪
Unstoppable!
That's right. Those
are the lyrics.
Some people think I'm
saying "soccer ball,"
But obviously it's
"unstoppable."
So, should we talk video?
Sure, but first, can I get
you something to drink?
You got any gravy?
Uh, no.
It's okay. I brought my own.
Yeah? Mmm-mmm.
Round two of the competition,
cleaning skills.
I want this floor so spotless I
can see my reflection in it.
Ew! Why would you
want to see that?
Just clean the room!
Ugh!
Why does this cleanser
smell so bad?
I don't know. I grabbed it
from the supply closet.
That's a refrigerator.
And this is parmesan cheese!
Then what did I put
on my spaghetti?
Where is Angus? He's
supposed to be helping me.
I'm here, honeypie.
What the heck!
Check out my industrial
floor scrubber!
Where did you get that?
My parents said if I stopped
eating whole pizzas,
They'd buy me anything I wanted.
I asked for a pizza oven.
This was my second choice.
Angus, what do you
think you're doing?
Oh, my goodness, this
floor is so clean!
Thisound goes to
Olive and Angus.
What?
Yes! We won!
Okay. Next round is cooking.
Let's make pizzas.
You know, I probably should
have put it in park.
Get this off of me!
Quick! Get her magic shoes
before her legs shrivel up!
So, I downloaded
that doorbell app.
It cost 40 bucks, but it
was totally worth it.
I made dad answer the
door all morning.
Knocking app.
What happened to
your doorbell app?
Knocking's very in right now.
Doorbells are for chumps.
Yeah. Totally.
So, hippo, I want to talk
to you about my song.
Yeah, yeah, we'll get to that.
But I wanted to tell you
I changed your name.
You're welcome.
What? Cool name!
"you're welcome."
It lets the fans know they're
welcome to come to her concerts,
To buy t-shirts...
Her name's not you're welcome.
That's stupid.
Yeah, Cameron, that's stupid.
Her name is string cheese.
What?
Okay, I don't think I
want to change my name.
Can I have a word
with my client?
You need to chill
out, string cheese.
Let's remember what's
important here.
When opportunity uses a
knocking app, you answer.
Maybe you're right.
The music's what's important.
Okay, can we talk
about the song?
Yup! It's done.
I wrote this up in the tub last night.
Hippo-style.
But, I worked on my song.
Well, that was a waste of time.
Yeah, that's what I told her.
I said, "don't waste your
time, string cheese.
"we're doing this hippo-style."
All right, blind my ears
with your throat lasers.
What?
Sing the song. How much
clearer could I have been?
Okay, I guess I could
give it a try.
♪ 11:58, and I'm
looking at the clock.
♪ Stomach's growling
like a zombie peacock ♪
I'm sorry, that can't be right.
No, no. Keep going!
I'm feeling you!
Yeah, feeling you!
♪ But now it's lunchtime
♪ lunchtime
♪ can't wait for lunchtime
♪ it's the meal that comes
between brunch and linner ♪
Okay. So this whole
song's just about lunch?
Yup. Second highest
testing meal of the day.
I'm telling you, "lunchtime"
is going to be huge.
We could win a gravy for this.
You mean a grammy?
Yeah, what did I say?
There is my favorite client!
Come on, I'm going to get
you to the shoot in style.
Something bigger
than a stretch limo.
Is it the bus?
Maybe.
Look, Cameron. I can't sing
this "lunchtime" song.
It's terrible. Listen
to these lyrics.
♪ Lunch can be brown
lunch can be yella
♪ I hope I don't
get salmonella ♪
What? That rhymes.
Look, I understand
you're nervous,
But wait till you see the incredible
outfit you're going to wear.
Huh? What do you think?
I think it's a little...
Cheesy.
Right. It's a string cheese
costume, string cheese.
Forget it. I am not
doing the video.
What? You have to do it.
If you don't show
up, we're finished!
People in the music
business talk.
I know hippo does. He
has a talking app.
You mean a phone?
Whatever!
What about artistic integrity?
That means nothing to me.
I mean, seriously. I literally
have no idea what that means.
It means I'm not selling out.
Chyna, please.
This is my one chance to
make something of myself.
You've got a lot going for you.
I don't.
Come on, Cameron. You have
plenty going for you.
Well, I do have a
sister who loves me.
Aw!
Got you, string cheese!
Now let's get on the bus!
Forget it! There is no way
I am doing that video!
Places, everyone! Chyna,
are you ready to go?
Okay, then.
"lunchtime," take one. Playback!
And action!
♪ 11:58 and I'm
looking at the clock
♪ stomach's growling
like a zombie peacock
♪ lunch can be brown
lunch can be yella... ♪
Round three, cooking.
So, let's go.
I get cranky when I'm hungry.
You must be hungry all the time.
Zip it.
Okay, Angus, if we win this
round, we're the champs.
So, I've got my garlic,
my leeks, and...
Where are my avocados?
I don't know, but I think these
jelly donuts have gone bad.
Give me that!
Just so you know for when we're
married, I'll basically eat anything.
Once I ate a fajita I
found on the sidewalk.
At least, I think
it was a fajita.
Fajitas have feathers, right?
Okay, our quiche is
going to be incredible,
Thanks to these fresh
eggs I got from my Uncle.
Your Uncle lays eggs?
No, he has a farm.
Did you preheat the oven?
Well, I tried, but I
couldn't figure out.
How to fit the oven
in the microwave.
Okay, let's get cracking.
Well, that answers
that question.
The egg came first.
Whoa. I better check
the other eggs.
Where are the other eggs?
Fletcher, what is going on here?
Oh, no! They all hatched
and they're getting away!
Well, Fletcher, it's
not the first time
I've seen chicks
run away from you.
Help me gather them!
I've got one!
Angus! Don't put salt on that!
My fajita!
I got one back in!
But it may not work.
This is duck tape.
Do we have any chicken tape?
Ah! I found one!
Oh, great! Let me have it!
It went inside my dress!
Never mind. You can keep it.
Angus, Olive, you win,
because if nothing else,
Your food did not climb
into my clothing.
Oh. Here's your gift card.
But this is for a
romantic dinner for two!
Yes!
Forget it. You can
eat by yourself.
Yes!
♪ But now it's lunchtime
♪ lunchtime
♪ can't wait for lunchtime
♪ it's the meal that comes
between brunch and linner ♪
Cut!
Why? Was there a problem
with the lighting?
Cameron...
Oh, I hate when fans dress
like me in Chyna costumes!
I've thought about it, and
I'm willing to do the song.
Clearly it's really,
Really important to you.
Thanks, Chyna. I hope I didn't
mess things up already.
Look, I see what you're up to.
You do? Yeah.
You did all this to show me
how ridiculous my song is.
I did?
Yup, and you're right.
I mean, "string cheese"?
I know I go through
dozens of bags a day,
But seeing you dance
in that costume,
Well, it actually made
me lose my appetite.
Me!
Oh, wait, it's back.
Anyway, I think we
should do your song.
Really?
Yup. You've got yourself
quite a clever manager here.
I do, don't I?
I'd love to hear the other song.
♪ That's right I'm
a soccer ball... ♪
Cameron. I think
he meant from me.
♪ Hard to take
♪ the days you just
can't catch a break
♪ when it brings me down
♪ I get right back up
♪ 'cause I'm powerful
♪ an incredible
♪ independent girl
♪ ready for the
world world, world
♪ come on
♪ tonight I'm unstoppable
♪ incredibly strong
♪ tonight I'm unstoppable
♪ the world is callin'
me out, out, out
♪ don't wanna whisper
wanna shout, shout
♪ come on
♪ you know I'm unstoppable
♪ get out, get out
get out of your head
♪ get out, get out
and live instead!
♪ Get out, get out
get out all right
♪ yeah
I don't think this
is actually cheese.
I don't care.
♪ Come on
♪ tonight I'm unstoppable
♪ incredibly strong
♪ tonight I'm unstoppable
♪ the world is callin'
me out, out, out!
♪ Don't wanna whisper
wanna shout, shout
♪ come on
♪ you know I'm unstoppable ♪
Applause app.
Wow! That is a great song.
Unfortunately, I just got a
text from my image consultant.
Movies are very in right now.
Music's for chumps.
Do something, manager!
I'm on it.
So, you're looking
to invest in a film?
I got something...
Worry about. Ing to.
The pietanic is unsinkable.
Oh, no! Dead ahead! Tuce,