90210 (2008–2013): Season 4, Episode 9 - A Thousand Words - full transcript

Silver's video of Teddy's Vegas wedding is leaked to the press, and has damaging effects on his uncle's campaign.

Previously on 90210:
Your billboard

on Hollywood Boulevard is
literally stopping traffic.

They're willing to sign you
to a very lucrative contract.

What if all of the distance between us

suddenly vanished?
That'll be great.

The person I'm having dinner
with just got here. I gotta go.

What do you think, I've been
waiting my whole life

for Miss Naomi Clark
to stand up to my dad?

Austin, I was just trying to help!

Then you should have stayed
the hell out of it.

What is she doing here?
Did she bring drugs



into our hotel room?

Annie, those are my drugs.

I don't want you to worry, okay?

There are a lot
of great facilities in L.A.

I just want you to see what it's like

to stand across the aisle
from another guy, you know?

So just think of it as, um,
a no-stakes dress rehearsal.

I'm standing in a wedding chapel

in Las Vegas,
getting married to a dude.

Silver, hurry up!
I'm not gonna hold the jet for you.

I'm coming.
Give me two seconds.

Okay, so I've
done a ton of research,

and I found this
awesome rehab facility.

It is one of the best in the country,



and even better, it's in Santa
Barbara, so you won't

have to be that t far away.

$40,000?
Annie, we can't afford that.

Dixon, we have
to get you better, okay?

So what are we gonna do?

Throw me a benefit like we did Raj?

Only instead of cancer,

I'm a dropout loser

with a drug problem.

I can't wait to tell my friends.

Look, the only other person
who knows is Adrianna,

and I spoke to her.

She's not gonna say anything.

So we just need to come up with
$10,000 for the deposit,

and we can tell everyone
that you were on

tour with some music person.

I don't know. I mean,

I guess I could sell some
of my recording equipment.

But even still, I can't come
up with that kind of cash.

You just concentrate on
getting better, okay?

I will take care of the money.

Okay, so where are
you getting $10,000?

I said I'll take care of it.

I gotta go get ready for a lunch date.

Mmm! Dude, this coffee is
so much better

than that hospital coffee.

Don't get me wrong.
Very glad I was there with you

during the last week of treatment...

But the clinic is a little oppressive.

If I never have

to be in a hospital again,
that would be so awesome.

Well, the doctor's giving me
a couple days

until I get my blood results back,

so until then, let's kick back

and not think
about cancer for a while.

I'll drink to that.

Cheers.

Ivy.

Hey.

Um, Raj, you know Nick,
my photography teacher.

Hey. How's it going?
Good, good.

I haven't seen you around
lately. Everything okay?

Yeah. No, everything's fine.

I just, Raj was getting
cancer treatment,

so I thought it was
a little more important

to be with him than photography class.
No offense.

Yeah, of course.
Um, I-I hope everything

turns out okay.
Thank you.

Since I have you here, I just
wanted to mention the C.U. show.

It's a showcase

for the university's best
photography students.

First prize is a photo safari in
New Guinea

with a working photojournalist.

I think you have a great shot.

Ivy, that sounds pretty awesome.

Yeah, that does sound awesome.

Um, it's just Raj and I,
we just got back into town,

so I don't think we're
gonna make any plans

anytime soon, you know?

Yeah, um, all right.

Let me know if you change your mind.

Seriously, man, good luck.

Thank you. Thank you.

I like that guy.

Yeah, no, he's... not horrible.

Oh, my God.

Can I just tell you

how nice it is not to have anything on

my schedule for a change?

Naomi, hi. Yeah, take a seat.

I'm guessing Austin
hasn't called you yet.

Well, I hadn't even noticed.

But sooner or later he's gonna realize

that what I did for him in Vegas
was for his own good.

Really?

Well, it sounds like you
just put your nose in

his business and made everything
worse with his dad.

Okay, it's the thought
that counts, Raj.

And if he's too immature to see that,

then, well, he clearly sucks.

Besides, I have plenty

of friends. What do you guys
want to do today?

Oh, babe, sorry.
We got plans already.

Yeah, and since
we don't know how much longer

I'm gonna be on this planet,

we kinda wanted to spend
this weekend, you know, alone.

Well, that seems
a bit selfish, don't you think?

Yep.

Okay, fine. You guys enjoy
each other's company.

Bye.

We are selfish.

There's my rock star!

I'm a little busy right now, Winter.

Liam, this is my boss, Sheila.

She's a partner at the agency.

Your watch ads were so successful

that she's decided to take over...

Liam, it's so good to meet you.

What Winter is trying to say is

it's time to take your
career to the next level.

I have no idea what that means.

It means we have to pick out
your next ad campaign!

Now, you could sell shampoo

or this really amazing antiperspirant.

Look, Sheila, the only reason
I'm still modeling is

so I can afford to do the things

that I've never been able
to do before.

I just want to enjoy life
for a change.

And you can!

Especially if you're
the cover model for

Conquest of Desire.

Middle-aged women everywhere
will be screaming your name.

Um, no.

Oh, I told you,
Liam is very particular.

Which is why I saved
the best for last:

Titus Cologne.

This product transforms
the everyday man

into the rugged adventurer,

which means you'll have to look
good rock climbing

or driving a race car or...

Wait.

Driving a race car?

Yes.

It's a two-year contract.

It would be really good
for your career.

Let me see.

Okay.

Sign me up.

Fantastic.
I'll send over the paperwork.

Oh, and please tell me
you're wearing sunscreen.

We don't want wrinkles

on that million-dollar face
of yours.

It was mostly work, you know,

but Vegas has a lot
of great restaurants.

I really missed you, though.

I really missed you, too.

Hey, what's the matter?
You seem like you're distracted.

No, I'm fine.

Uh, actually, I've been having

a lot of financial problems lately.

And I really, really hate
to ask you this, but...

Would $5,000 help?

Actually, ten would be better.

Well, I'm glad money's
not an issue with us anymore.

I hope you know

I'm doing this
because I care about you.

You're very special to me, Annie.

Ugh! I can't.

I'm "special" to you?

I saw you cheating in Vegas
with another woman, okay?!

And you can't tell me
that she was your sister

or your business partner,
because I could see

exactly what was going on!

Wow.

That's it?

No "Please forgive me, Annie,
I'll never do it again"?

Yes, I was with another woman
in Vegas.

And when I'm in L.A.,
I'm with you. I travel a lot,

I hate to be alone,
so I hired an escort service,

which if you recall, is how we met.

I thought you understood
the arrangement.

Oh, my God.

Hey, details aside,
I never lied to you.

You are very special to me,

but our relationship is what it is.

I hope we can keep seeing each other,

but I'd understand if this
doesn't work for you.

I...

I have to go.

To tomorrow and
the election being over!

Here, here!

Cheers.

Mmm, 14 videos in 40 days.

I'm exhausted!

Be glad you didn't have
to stand onstage

for six weeks, shaking hands
and kissing babies.

I just hope
all our hard work pays off.

And that Marissa beats your
uncle and restores sanity

and gay rights to Washington.

Come on. The campaign is over.
Stop the rhetoric.

We need to figure out what we're doing

with the rest of our lives.

Mmm, no more politics for me.
I am out.

I could use a vacation.

Maybe we could pick back up
where we left off in Barcelona.

Mmm.

I don't have to go anywhere.

For the first time in a long time

everything feels
like it's supposed to.

You know, I have my family,
I have my friends.

Yep.
And I have you.

I will drink to that.

Cheers.

Uh, Silver?

...tabloids.

In this late-breaking story,
a video has been leaked

by an anonymous source in which
congressional candidate

Charles Sanderson's nephew,
Teddy Montgomery,

can be seen participating in
a gay wedding.

So, yeah, I'm standing in
a Vegas wedding chapel

getting married to a dude

by another dude dressed as Elvis.

But I wouldn't have it any other way.

Early polling
indicates there has been

a backlash from candidate
Sanderson's conservative base.

Good news for Marissa
Harris-Young

who now appears poised to win
tomorrow's special election.

Oh, my God.

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It doesn't make sense.
No one else had

access to that video.

Yeah. I wonder
where they got it.

Wait a minute. You think I had
something to do with that?

Well, I know Silver didn't.
Hey...

All you've talked about

for the last month is how badly

you wanted to get your
"gay rights" message out.

Teddy, there has got
to be another explanation.

Yeah? Like what?

You've never accepted the fact
that your cause wasn't my cause.

Well, congratulations.
You got the idiot nephew

to torpedo his uncle's campaign.

I was stupid to ever trust you.

Teddy...?

Teddy!

Annie! You're not bogged down
with a boyfriend.

Take a study break
and come hang out with me.

I want to spend some cash.

Actually, a lot of cash.

Uh, I'm not studying.
I'm busy.

Doing what?

Selling everything that
Patrick has ever given me.

Oh, well, that's a good idea.

Purge yourself of the bad memories

of having a rich boyfriend,

and we'll take all the money you have

and go to Baja this weekend.

I'm sorry.
I have something else I need

to spend the money on.

Okay, fine.
Don't worry about me.

I will just go hang out by myself.

Do not sell my purse.

Alana! There you are. Hey, where
are the rest of the Zetas?

I was thinking maybe we could
all chill, you know,

braid each other's hair.

Um...
they're all out having lives?

Okay...

It's not possible

that everyone has something
to do except me!

Oh, wait.

Oh, you're sad and lonely.
Maybe we should hang out.

Uh, we don't really have
anything in common.

And I'm not looking for
another makeover.

This is a terrible book.

Look, I don't care that we're
from different backgrounds

or different social
circles or whatever it is.

We can still hang out.

I'll even let you choose
what we do for fun.

Really?
Yes, really.

We'll have the time of
our lives. It'll be amazing!

Come on, what do you say?

Yes.

Yay!

What do you want to do tonight?

Want to go to the skate park maybe

or, I don't know, catch
a flick or something?

How about we enter you
in that photo show

Nick was talking about?

Okay, Raj, I started,
like, a month ago,

and I don't even go to class anymore.

Plus, if it was something
I was really passionate about,

clearly I wouldn't have
just stopped doing it.

Like surfing?

Ivy, when I was getting treatment,

I started feeling something

that I hadn't felt
in a really long time.

Hope.

Ivy, I was at UCLA
for pre-med.

I even took my MCATs and everything.

Whoa, you wanted to go to
medical school?

I didn't know that.

We never talked about our future

because we didn't think we had one.

So maybe it's time
that we start acting like we do.

So, Ivy Sullivan, what do you
want to do with your life?

Hey, you know that designer
purse that you borrowed,

the one Patrick gave me?

I need it back.

Is everything okay?

Not really.

It's here.

That means I've had it
the entire time.

But how did they get the footage?

Maybe I could help if I had any
clue what you're talking about.

Someone leaked the video that I shot

of Teddy's wedding to the press,

which is impossible

because no one else
had access to it except for me.

Oh, my God.

Wait a minute.

No, no, no, no, no.

Marissa...

Teddy, I know standing up here is...

Oh, my God!

I sent it to the campaign office!

This is all my fault. Someone
there must have leaked it.

I-I got to find out who did.

Okay.

I guess I'll just
get that purse back later.

Um, hey.

Hi.

Can I speak to you for a second?

Yeah, sure.

Uh, I'll be one minute.
Sorry.

What's going on?

Um, okay, look, I'm just
gonna come out and say it.

Uh...

Okay.

Are we a couple?

Or did you just

have sex with me in Vegas
just to keep me away from drugs?

Look, I just need to know
if you have any feelings

towards me whatsoever,

'cause I definitely have
feelings for you.

Of course I have feelings for you.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

Well, um, cool.

Whew!

Th-That's awesome.

Um, you know, 'cause I know
Annie talked to you about

keeping the, keeping the whole
drug thing a secret,

but we don't have to
keep us a secret, right?

Maybe you should
talk to Annie about that.

Uh, what do you mean?

I like you,

and I was going to call
you when you got back

from Vegas, but Annie
asked me to stay away.

And why would she do that?

Because she's your sister.

She's just being protective.

Yeah, well, sister or not, she
doesn't get to control my life.

Dixon.

Beautiful.

Again.

Stay with that.

Okay, good.

Now, climb
inside. Yeah?

Absolutely.

There it is.

Look out here.

Perfect.

Okay, that's a wrap
for the wonderful Liam.

That's it?

Who's this guy?

Sheila!

They're not letting me drive the car.

Well, of course they're not.

What do you mean, "Of course not"?

The whole reason I took the job

was so I could drive the race car.

Liam, no company in their right mind

would let their star model
drive a race car.

It's far too dangerous.

That's why there's a
clause in your contract

that forbids you from participating

in any risky activity.

Wait, what?

While you're under contract,

you can't, um, rock climb, surf,

ride a motorcycle

or do anything that might damage
that beautiful face of yours.

Not on camera or off, I'm afraid.

So basically what you're saying is

I just signed my life away?

Well, at least it pays well.

I got to take this.

+

Am I nuts here?

I mean, fine, I don't
get to drive a race car

for their stupid commercial,

but they get to control
my personal life?

Is that even legal?

It's like when I was dating Joe Jonas.

You know, when you're famous,

they want you to live this fake life

and put on a show.

Dude, how awesome are the waves today?

Felt like we were in Maui.

Beer me, bro.

You know what?

To hell with this.
I'm going surfing.

What about the contract?

What they don't know can't hurt them.

Yo. You told Ade
to stay away from me?

Uh, hello.

Just answer the question.

Okay, yes, I did.

I don't think she's
the best influence.

Especially not right now...

You do not get to make that call.

You have no idea what's going on
in my life right now.

Okay, that is not fair.

I am doing everything that I can

to help you.

I'm practically
killing myself so I can

get this money so I can drive
you up to rehab on Saturday.

I don't want you
to drive me up on Saturday.

I want Ade to drive me.

What? Why would you say that?

Because I'm sick of you trying
to control my life, Annie!

Look, who the hell are you

to even tell Ade to stay away from me?

She came to Vegas to save me.

Dixon, I am your sister.

I want to help you.

Ade's the most important person
in my life right now.

Not you.

Oh, hey, surf's amazing
out there today.

We love you, Liam!

I'm totally tweeting this.

I wonder if I can make money from it.

Blender.

Mascara. Jewelry.

No, silly.

It's the Periodic Table of Elements.

That's something you find
around the house?

Fine, I'll go again.

Oh, please stop.
If I have to endure this game

for one more minute, I swear
to God, I will bake a cake

six stories high
and jump off the top of it.

I thought you were having a good time.

Are you?

I mean, isn't there a hobby

you'd rather be doing,
some unfulfilled dream?

Reach for the stars.

Well...

There is this boy.

A boy?

Boys are my specialty.

Come on.

His name is Stanley.

Stanley.

He's in my Organic Chemistry class,

but I haven't had the courage
to talk to him yet.

We are totally going to fix this.

Naomi, please.

I don't want you to interfere.

Listen, I am fine being alone.

Seriously, I'm strong that way.

You, on the other hand...

We're going to find Stanley and
you are going to rock his world!

Hey, Marissa.

Silver.

Hi. Excuse me.

This is it.

The moment we've all been waiting for.

Tomorrow, we can start
turning this country

into a better place.

Um, hey, look, I have to ask you

about that video that got leaked.

I've been going over
it in my head, and...

it had to have come out
of your office.

I don't know how to say this, but...

You're asking me if I leaked the tape.

I'm sorry, okay?

I don't know what to think.

Yes. I did.

You leaked it?

Oh, my God, I can't believe it.

Listen, that tape was invaluable.

It completely pushed us over the edge.

How could you do that?

You had to have known that I
sent that tape by accident.

I mean... you betrayed me.

And you ruined my best friend's life.

Look, Silver, I love your passion,

your energy and the fact

that you're so idealistic.

But a part of growing up is

realizing how this world really works.

I did what I had to do to win.

And now, I'm going to do a lot
of good for a lot of people,

including your friend.

He may be upset now,
but he will get over it.

And I hope that you will, too.

Thank you,

thank you, thank you, my friends.

Today is a beautiful day.

A day that we worked
so hard to make happen.

So this is not just my victory,
it's our victory.

So congratulations.

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Ivy, this looks fantastic.

Aren't you glad you entered?

Now everyone is going to see

what an amazing photographer you are.

Well, maybe I'm not amazing, Raj,

but it's pretty cool, isn't it?

Yep.

And once you win first place,

you and I both are gonna have
something to celebrate.

Oh, yeah? What's that?

This afternoon,

I applied to Johns Hopkins.

What do you mean
you applied to Johns Hopkins?

Like, in-in Maryland?

Yeah.

It has one of

the premier cancer research
facilities in the world.

I know that, Raj,
and that's amazing for you.

I just... Oh, God, I don't know.

That's just, like,
really, really far away.

Yeah, well, so is New Guinea.

Yeah, but that's...

Look, if you win this trip,

if I beat cancer,

if I get in to medical school,
we're gonna figure this out.

Together.

All right?
Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Let's go find this dreamboat,

so you two can live
happily ever after.

Oh, my God. There he is.

That's Stanley?

I mean, wow.
What a catch.

What are you
waiting for? Go.

Seduce him. Woo him.

Make him yours.

Right.

I don't know what to do.

Oh, my God. You have
a 6,000-point GPA

and you don't know how
to flirt with a boy?

Okay, fine.

First, lead off with a little laugh.

Something that says,
"I'm having a good time.

Don't you wish
you were, too?"

Okay, okay, okay.
Hey! Hey!

Let's... forget the laugh.

We'll skip right
to the eye contact part.

Just a casual look--
a glance that says,

"I'm interested,
but not too interested."

Honey, you're not
trying to hypnotize him.

This is hopeless.

We should just go home.

No, it's...
Oh, no, it's working.

He's coming
over here. Hi.

Hello, ladies.

Hi. I'm Naomi Clark.

This beautiful creature here
is Alana Gordon.

Would you care to join us?

Don't mind if I do.

Oh.

Well... this is cozy.

Um, you know what?
You two get better acquainted.

I'm going to get us some drinks.

Alana, what are you doing?

I'm not ready to be alone with him.

Okay, fine.

Um, I'll go butter him up.

You get us some drinks.

Make mine a double
with a double chaser.

Right.

Nice job ditching the other chick.

I beg your pardon.

I saw the looks you were giving me.

Huh?

No, no, no.

I wasn't flirting with you.

Alana was.

Actually, she's who you should
be hitting on right now.

You know, brainy girls
really aren't my type.

You, however...

you are just what the doctor ordered.

Okay. You've been
following me all night.

You think you can give me
a little space?

A little more.

That's what you get
for being in the public eye.

Fans won't leave you alone.
She's not a fan.

She's my agent's assistant.

And, evidently, my new babysitter.

Her job is to make sure
I'm not having any fun!

Ever.

Look at how happy we were.

Yeah, and free.

I'd give anything to have that back.

I can't even go into a coffee shop

without someone taking a picture.

Hey. You want
to ditch these people

and get out of here?

That'd be fantastic.

Let's go.

Hey.

Teddy, there you are.

Can we talk for a second?

Uh, look, I really got
to get out of here.

We'll talk later.
I promise.

Okay.

You have got to be
freaking kidding me.

Have you not done enough damage
in your own life?

Now you want to turn
my own brother against me?

Annie, I had to tell Dixon
what you said.

Okay? He has feelings for me,

and he doesn't want
to keep them a secret.

Yeah, well, he has feelings
for me now, too.

He hates me, while I'm over here

killing myself
trying to pay for his rehab.

Dixon doesn't hate you.

He doesn't want me driving him

to Santa Barbara;
he wants you.

Because I'm not important
in his life anymore.

That doesn't sound like Dixon.

Oh, my God.

He's still using.

No, no.

He stopped after Vegas.
He promised.

No. Dixon can't.
He's an addict.

And when you're addicted,
you say things you don't mean,

and you feel things that aren't real.

I mean, he said some things
to me, too.

But that wasn't Dixon
saying those things.

It was his addiction.

I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

Listen, Dixon loves you.

And he's just not himself right now.

And we have to be there
for him-- both of us--

no matter how hard that is.

Hello, doll face.

Oh, my God. Seriously?

Stanley, I told you,
I am not interested.

Here's something you
should know about me--

when I see something
I want, I take it.

And I want you.

Okay, you know what?

I may appear to be the perfect woman,

but I have my shortcomings.

I don't care, because
you are so beautiful.

Yes, on the outside,

obviously,
I'm incredibly hot--

and frankly,
out of your league--

but on the inside...

I'm a horrible girlfriend.
I am.

I'm... I'm selfish.
I'm superficial.

I'm vain.

I shove my nose
into everybody's business.

I will judge you,
manipulate you, lie to you.

If you take away my hair

and you take away...

my face,

this is what you're left with, okay?

Trust me, you don't want to be
in a relationship with me.

You are H-O-T hot.

Oh, my God.
What do you say

we get out of here before
dork girl comes back?

Alana.

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This is exactly what
I'm talking about.

I can see the life that I want.

It's just out of reach.

I don't know
what's worse--

that or actually having
the life you want

and watching it getting ripped away.

I guess they both suck.

Yeah.

You know what?

Screw it.

No one can tell us who to be.

Um...

Aren't you forgetting something?

We don't have the keys.

I happen to know
a thing or two about cars.

Hell, yes!

When did life get so complicated?

About five minutes into
what was supposed to be

the best year of our lives.

Mmm. Welcome to college,
bitches.

I miss you guys.

We live in your house.

But I guess we've all been

pretty distracted with our own lives.

I've been so caught up
with my own problems lately,

I feel like I haven't been there
for anyone who needs me at all.

Yeah, don't beat
yourself up about that.

You can try to be there for someone

and still screw it up royally.

All you can do is admit
when you made a mistake.

Oh, my God.

This is the most pathetic
pity party ever.

Seriously, somebody cue the sad music,

break out the Chardonnay,

and can we all just turn 30,
why don't we?

I'm going to go find
Ivy's cute photography teacher

Oh, you got to love her.

I mean, in Naomi's world,
there is no problem

that can't be solved by flirting.

If only it were that easy.

Right.

Uh... oh, my
auction finished.

That's it?

Uh, my stuff was worth,
like, ten times that.

Man.

- Hello, everybody.
- Thank you for coming.

It's time now to announce
this year's winner

of the grand prize

and trip to New Guinea,

as selected by our board of judges.

So, without further ado...

Ivy Sullivan.

Congratulations.

Yeah!

Congrats!

Whoo!

No!

Whoo!

Oh!

Whoo!
Whoo!

Whoo!

Are you kidding me?

That was amazing.

Why have we not done that before?

Oh, I don't know, man,

but that is exactly what I needed!

God, you get out on that racetrack,

and everything just melts away.

Oh, man.

You totally need to buy a...

us race cars.

I totally should.

And you... you just...
you need to...

just tell everyone to kiss your ass.

You know what?

Why don't we hang out
like this more often?

Anytime you want to break
into a racetrack, I'm your man.

Go! Go!

Oh! Damn it!

Go, go, go, go!

Congratulations.

Thanks.

For everything.
No, you deserved it.

Look, uh...

I know your life is
complicated right now

and you don't know what
your plans are going to be,

but I should have
mentioned this earlier--

the photographer you'd go
to New Guinea with is me.

Oh!

That's... I mean,
that's awesome.

Yeah. Congrats again.

I've been thinking
about what you said,

and you're right.

I know exactly what this is.

And I'm okay with it.

+

Oh, my God. Where have you been?
I have been worried sick.

Have you been waiting up for me?

No, of course not. I...

Alana, I want to apologize.

I ruined things with you and
Stanley, and I feel really bad.

Why are you smiling?
I met a boy!

What?

After you showed me
what a jerk Stanley was,

it freed me up to meet Paul.

He's amazing!

And I never would have met him
if it hadn't been for you.

Wow! Well... you're welcome.

That's wonderful!
We-we have to celebrate.

Actually... Paul's kind of
waiting for me outside.

We're gonna try out this
all-night breakfast place.

Uh... do you want to come?

No, no. No, no, no, no.
That's... no, of course not.

Go. Get ready, go!

Shoo, shoo!

And wear that red dress that
makes your boobs look good!

Or whatever you want!

Hey, Austin. It's me.

I...

I've been thinking about
what you said, and...

you're a complete ass.

But maybe you're right.

I... should not have interfered
with you and your father.

And I just want to
tell you that I'm sorry.

Um... yeah.

Come home.

Thanks for coming to get me.

I guess now I'm not just

"the gay guy that
got married in Vegas."

I'm also "gay guy who got booked
for breaking and entering."

Yeah, uh...
I was happy you called.

Even if it was from jail.

Well, no one in my family
will even speak to me.

In the last two days
I've lost pretty much

everything I care about.

You're the only person I have left.

Teddy, uh... I gotta
tell you something.

All right? Um...

It wasn't Shane who leaked the video.

It was me.

Wait... what?

I somehow sent the video to the
campaign office by accident.

And I... if I could
take it back, I would.

I'm, I'm so, so sorry.

Just please, forgive me.

Please. Please forgive me.

I don't know if I can.

At least not right now.

Hey, you're up.

Listen, I'm going to be
travelling all week,

but I will call you as soon
as I am back in town.

You look beautiful.

Look, before you say anything,

I don't like being told what
to do, or how to live my life.

So if some job means
that I have to stand by

and watch everyone else
have all the fun,

then honestly, I'll just walk away.

Really?

Well, can you write me a check
for $200,000 on your way out?

What?
That's what your little stunt's going to cost.

You broke your leg and your contract,

and now you're not going
to be able to complete

the campaign for Titus Cologne.

They're gonna have to
reshoot the entire promotion,

and my agency is going to
have to front the bill.

So unless you've got 200
grand lying around someplace,

I'm afraid you are not going anywhere.

I had no idea.

Obviously.

So this is what we're going to do.

Oh, come on.
Conquest of Desire?

Once you work your way
out of this mess,

then we can discuss your future.

But until then,

stop your whining about
losing your freedom.

We all make sacrifices.

It's called growing up.

Um, that has got to
be the fastest drive

to Santa Barbara ever.

You couldn't hit a stop light,
or get a flat tire or something?

I hope you're planning
on visiting me. A lot.

You know, I'll keep my window open

so you can sneak in at night.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

Look, I'm-I'm just glad
that we found each other.

'Cause...

honestly, you're the only
thing keeping me together.

Dixon, I know this is scary for you.

But in order for rehab to work,

you can't have any distractions.

Which means we have to put
things on hold for a while.

No, um... What are
you talking about?

One of the rules of rehab is
"No new relationships."

I thought you said this was real.

It's real for me.

We just don't know if
it's real for you, yet.

But the most important thing right now

is for you to get healthy.

Once you get out of rehab,

we can talk about
having a relationship.

If you still want one.

All right, then.

Hey, darlin'.

Whoo! Sorry I'm late.
I got caught up

at the farmer's market, I had to
find those amazing strawberries

that we loved.

And you know what, Raj?

I've been thinking about this
whole New Guinea thing, and...

Raj, what's the matter?

Ivy, the doctor called.

My...

blood results came back.

Okay... and?

The treatment worked.

There's no sign of cancer.

Wait, what do you mean the...

the treatment... worked?

Ivy, I'm gonna live.

Oh, my God.

Are you...?

Oh, my God!

Oh...

I'm gonna live.
Oh, my God.