90210 (2008–2013): Season 4, Episode 10 - Smoked Turkey - full transcript

Previously on 90210:

I found this awesome rehab facility.

We just need to come up with
$10,000 for the deposit,

and we can tell everyone
that you were on tour

with some music person.
Where are you getting $10,000?

I've been having a lot of
financial problems lately.

Would $5,000 help?

Ten would be better.

- The treatment worked.
- There's no sign of cancer.

Ivy, I'm gonna live.

Oh, my God...
This year's winner



of the grand prize and
trip to New Guinea...

Ivy Sullivan.

I applied to Johns Hopkins.

Oh, God, I don't know, that's just,

like, really, really far away.

Yeah, well, so is New Guinea.

Are we a couple, or did you
just have sex with me in Vegas

- to keep me away form drugs?
- I like you.

But Annie asked me to stay away.

I'm sick of you trying
to control my life!

I want to help you!

A is the most important person
in my life right now, not you.

Oh, has it ever been this hot?

I saw a news report
this morning--



someone roasted a turkey
in the trunk of their car.

I can't wait to get home,
take off my clothes--

not just because of the weather.

Hm, Austin's finally
coming home from Vegas.

He was supposed to spend
the weekend with his mom and dad

and have Thanksgiving there,

but, apparently, he can't stand

to spend one more minute without me.

Sounds like at least
one of us has a date

for Liam's random
Thanksgiving extravaganza.

What is up with Liam
having a dinner party?

Oh, my God--

you don't think the turkey
in the trunk was him?

He just said that he wants
to bring people together.

That's not happening.

I have zero interest in getting
back together with Navid.

He could just go spend Thanksgiving

with his
screwed-up family.

Navid and I are done.

Which is why you said "Navid"

a hundred times in the same sentence?

I'm not hiding anything
about my love life.

Annie's the one that
has the secret boyfriend.

I do not.

I broke up with Patrick.

Okay, who exactly are you

sneaking out late at night with, then?

Please tell me you're having
rebound sex with random people

I'd be very proud.

I am not having sex with strange men.

I am doing charity work.

Well, it usually is.

I am talking about being busy
with activities in school, okay?

And now I have to pick up Dixon

and not go have a secret rendezvous.

Huh. Protest much?

Excuse me...

Are there any more fliers
for the food drive?

Um...

sorry, I guess my friend
took the last one.

That's okay.

I think I can remember that

the student union Thanksgiving
food drive

is in the student union.

On Thanksgiving.

You know, I should write that down.

Yeah...

Well, uh, maybe we'll see
each other there.

Yeah.

Excuse me.

Mm-mm!

If I wasn't about to
have four solid days

of makeup sex with my boyfriend,

I'd do a little charity.

You're such a giver.

Mm.

Annie! There you are!

Dude, do you have a sec?

What's up?

Uh, nothing big,
just a couple girls kind of

- got arrested last night for...
- prostitution.

What?!
How is that possible?

You told me that escorting was legal.

Yeah, totally!

So long as you don't have sex
and then take money for it.

So you're totally cool.
Probably.

Look, the cops are asking
a bunch of questions,

and there's a small chance

that they might try to, you know,

talk to you and your friends,
blah, blah, blah.

Look-- they can't do
anything without evidence.

What kind of evidence?
Eh, you know, uh,

catching you in the act,

unexplained cash flow,
stuff like that.

I don't want you to get
spooked, okay, Annie?

Because you have nothing to hide.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, call me if you need me.

Aw... you brought me back
a clay thing.

It-It-It's... it's a vase.

Oh.
Yeah.

It's part of my
hands-on therapy.

It looked a lot better in my head.

But, anyway, it's just to say sorry

for everything that
I said before I left.

Dixon, you do not need to apologize.

Yes, I do.

Another part of rehab
is making amends,

so I know you were just

looking out for me

and keeping my best
interests at heart.

I was out of line and I'm sorry.

I love you.

I love you, too.

And I'm really glad that you're
doing so great in rehab

that they let you out for a visit.

It really makes all that
we're doing worthwhile.

Speaking of which,

I have your next payment.

It's due when you get back.

Are you gonna tell me where
you're getting all this money?

Hey, look who rode into town.

What's up, guys?

Aren't you supposed to be doing
Thanksgiving with your parents?

I was, but Mom couldn't make it

and Dad's back-up plan
was tacos and tequila, so...

So, your back-up plan is Liam's
Thanksgiving dinner?

Because I'm
expecting hot dogs and beer.

At best.
Wait a minute--

you guys aren't spending
Thanksgiving with your folks?

Our parents split up.

Mom and her boyfriend are in Paris,

and Dad and his girlfriend
are at some weirdo

tree-hugger retreat
in the desert.

Yeah, well, divorce sucks, huh?

But, hey...

at least you got the weekend off

from your big music tour.

How's it going, superstar?

Oh! Uh, th-the music tour.

Um...
Yeah.

I'm actually...
Really, really tired.

Right?

I mean, Dixon, you played,
what, like ten shows

in two weeks for something, right?

No way.

Yeah, yeah, something like that.

And, uh...

Naomi's looking for me,
so see you guys.

Okay, now, um...

I know I said I wanted to keep
my drug problem a secret,

but that was just weird.

Another part of rehab is being honest.

Well, honesty is great,

and, again, I'm really glad that rehab

is working so well for you.

But, I mean, I covered for you

when you didn't want everyone knowing

about your drug problem,

so maybe we just keep it in the
family until it's all over.

Okay?
Fine.

But when I come back from"tour",

you're going to have
some explaining to do.

Oh, my God, Raj,
New Guinea is going to be...

amazing.

Come on, you have to come.

We can just take some extra time

after my photo internship
and go, I don't know,

backpack through Australia
or something-- look at this.

Are you kidding me?

Or check this out.

It's like the O.C.
of the East Coast.

And it's only a three-hour drive
from Baltimore.

Yeah, that definitely puts
the Great Barrier Reef to shame.

Ivy, look, I can't go on this
photo internship with you, okay?

I have to be
at Johns Hopkins next week

for my entry interview.

Then I have to complete my
undergrad degree this semester.

Okay, I get it.

You can't come with me.

I'll just go to New Guinea alone.

Or with Nick-- whatever.

Or...

you can go to New Guinea
some other time

and come to Baltimore with me.

Raj, you're not serious, are you?

Come on, that's ridiculous.

I have worked so hard for this.

Yeah, and I'm working really hard

to get my life started again,

but you don't mind asking me
to dump everything

and go to New Guinea.

Yeah, okay, I'm sorry.

I just, I don't know,

I thought you'd want
to be with me, that's all.

I do. And we will.

We'll just have to
work this out, okay?

Together.

Other couples do it, right?

Planning A lifetime together
is a good problem to have.

Okay?
Sure.

Okay. Uh...

I guess turkeys can fly, huh?

It's this heat again, man.

My AC's busted.

Yeah, I think it's an excuse tot

during the big Thanksgiving
dinner, "Ab Man."

Hey, don't mock the abs.

I finally have money to do
things I never done before,

like have a really nice Thanksgiving.

I'm doing this thing right, man.

Catered meal, Naomi's mansion,

maybe, uh, even a performance

by a new musical artist named you?

Hmm?
Huh...

Um...

you know, the tour's been
taking a lot out of me, man.

Seriously. Next time.

That's fine.
Just leave me hanging.

I'll just take some of my
modeling money and hire Jay-Z.

Heard he's not above taking a job.

Jay-Z?

You'd be better off using
that modeling money

to get a centerpiece that's
not from kindergarten.

Oh, man!

I thought this was nice.

No?

Fine.
I'll call a florist.

'Cause nothing is
ruining this Thanksgiving.

Nothing.

When did Liam become so chatty?

I thought he'd never leave.

Dixon, stop.

Okay, look, I was up the river
for quite a while.

I need the lovin'
of a good woman. Come here.

Rehab isn't prison, okay?

And you're not finished yet.

Okay, um, I thought you said
we shouldn't trust my feelings

while I was using...
I mean, I'm clean now.

No, that's good.

It's just, it's time to start
the recovery process.

You're the only person
that really knows

what I'm going through.

Like, I need you.

No, what you need is to be
able to tell the truth,

instead of this whole

"Hey, I'm a musical artist
on break from tour."

I'm sorry, Dixon...
you're still not ready.

Adrianna...

I know what you're going to be
thankful for this Thanksgiving.

Hey, you sure you want
to spend Thanksgiving with me

and not your family?

Are you kidding?

My dad cheated on my mom,
they got divorced,

and I haven't spent a
holiday with them in years.

Besides, we only have about 12 hours

before Liam rings the dinner bell,

so take off your jeans and
show me how much you missed me.

Whoo!

By the way, you should be aware

that this little lingerie number

was purchased in anticipation of being

ripped off... by you.

You know, uh...

this isn't all we can do.

We can talk.
Like, I don't know, if it...

if it bothers you that your
parents aren't together,

you know?

The only thing that bothers me

is hearing the word "parents" in bed.

So what if they're divorced, okay?

They're old.

We're young.

And we're hot.

We should enjoy this while we can.

Nothing lasts forever, right?

Except maybe...

reunion sex.

You want to find out?

Um, you know, I'm sorry,
I'm just a little tired.

You mind if I take a rain check?

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Okay, well, I was supposed
to go to the student union

food drive, but apparently,
every hungry person

on the planet should come here.

Is that Patrick's ringtone?

It used to be,

but I use it for a lot of people.

I know it's tempting
to try to make it work,

but there's better guys out there.

And I'm sure there are,
but you don't have

to worry about it 'cause
I'm not seeing Patrick.

How cool is this?!

I bought the perfect
Thanksgiving dinner.

Ew.

Why... why is it not brown?

Uh, you gotta cook it first.

See? Instructions.

"Baste"?
What the hell is that?

I wish I could help.
I gotta go to the food drive.

And you know what they
say about too many cooks.

Oh, that's not gonna happen.

How tired does one have
to be to resist this?

Uh, pretty tired?
Yeah.

Try dead.

Which is what Austin is going to be

if he does not explain to me

why we didn't have sex last night.

Ivy, you're married.
How long it take

your relationship
to kill your sex drive?

Okay, not talking about
my sex life with you, babe.

Okay, what exactly happened
before nothing happened?

What happened?
Austin was talking,

I was kissing him,

I told him to hurry up and jump me...

I don't know.
It doesn't make any sense.

Sex as a command performance?

Not so romantic.

Yeah. I mean, you were kind of
like being the dude about it.

You know, guys like to stay in charge.

Well, I guess he does walk
around in that stupid cowboy hat

like he's the big man on the prairie.

Yes, he does.

Okay, fine, I just have to find

a way to make him feel all manly
and in charge.

But he'd better sweep me off my feet

and onto my back before Liam's
done with that dinner.

Well, I don't think
you'll have to worry about that.

You got time.

Okay, I gave you the last flyer,

but I will fight you for that corn.

Wow. A man who believes
in a well-balanced meal.

I respect that..

I'm Silver.

Greg.
Hi.

So, what brings you here,
when you could be

parade-watching
and giblet-chopping?

My friends are pretty distracted
with school

and their own love lives.

Since I'm taking a break from both,

I figured I'd try to help
the world. What about you?

The Grapes of Wrath.

Yeah, I teach

a course in American Lit,

and Steinbeck basically
guilted me into this.

Damn him and his compelling depictions

of poverty and hunger.

I know.

Caring about people, how lame, right?

Besides, I didn't have anything else to do.

And I was told this was where

the cool single people hang out
on Thanksgiving.

Really?

Yeah. It looks like

I got some good information.

You know, if you've got

no place to go go,
and you're interested in

meeting someone, my friends are having

a dinner thing after this.

I wouldn't be imposing?

Not at all.

I know one really cool, single girl

who would love
to have dinner with you.

Mm. That sounds like a date.

Where do you guys think Naomi
keeps her meat thermometer?

Dude, seriously?

Naomi lived here a month

before I even realized
there was a kitchen.

Whoa. That looks
like a 30-pound bird.

Shouldn't it be in the oven by now?

Oven's heating.

Why is the oven not heating?

I think she uses that
to store extra shoes.

Okay, scheduling problem.

I told my parents Ivy and I
would be over after dinner,

which is now looking more like midnight.

Wait. Why are we going
to your parents' house?

Because it's Thanksgiving.

It's a family holiday

that you spend with your family.

I get that, but did you just
make these plans

and not even ask me

and assume I was just gonna
go along with them?

Well, would you rather fly to Big Sur

and spend the holiday
with your mother,

fasting and having some weird

Native American prayer ceremony?
I get it.

Let's just...
Whatever. It's not a big deal.

We'll go to your parents' and
bail out on Liam. Sorry, guys.

- Thank you.
- Hey...

Sorry, buddy.
I made place cards!

Dude, just order pizza. No!

You took a break from your
concert tour to be here.

I'm making sure you get
a home-cooked meal.

Yeah, Dixon, look,

Liam even ordered
the sweet potato casserole

just like Mom used to cook.
Remember?

Our first Thanksgiving as a family,

you practically ate the entire thing.

Best Thanksgiving ever.

Yeah. Um, what
I remember is being

eight years old and trying to act

like having a new family
wasn't terrifying.

a Thanksgiving tradition, too,

pretending everything is all cool.

Can we stop talking about lousy

family Thanksgivings
and just try to save this one?

Hmm.

Are you okay?

Fantastic. Why?

I've just never done this before.

I wanted everything to be perfect.

More perfect than Thanksgiving
with your family?

Holidays were the worst,
you know? When I was little,

we were broke, my mom had to work.

It'd just be me sitting there
home alone with a TV dinner.

Then she married my stepdad,

thinking that would change everything.

Have you ever tried calling her?

- No.
- She made her choice.

Anyway, I just figured
now that I have money,

I could at least fix
a proper Thanksgiving dinner.

I guess I can't even have that.

Liam, you have a lot more than money.

And you do have this.

400 degrees, five hours.

Everything is gonna be perfect.

Thank you for
teaching me how to ride.

It's so scary being up on
this big animal like this.

Let the horse know
who's boss, you'll be fine.

Okay.

Oh! Oh, my God!

What is he doing, Austin?!

What is he doing?! Oh, my God!

What is he doing?

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh!

Okay, okay.

Whew! Oh, my God.

Oh!

You saved my life.

Yeah, good thing I stopped you.

You almost rode a horse.

What the hell's going on?

What are you talking about?

Pretending you don't know how to ride.

Come on. Your reins were up,
your heels were down.

Hell, you ride better than I do.
Your lying needs work, but...

Okay, fine, I've been taking
lessons since I was four.

I was trying to make you
feel better about yourself.

You thought acting like an idiot
would make me feel better

about myself?

No, I thought sex would,
but apparently

you have Issues with strong women!

If by "strong woman,"
you mean pain in the ass,

then yeah, I got an issue.

Hey, maybe, maybe

nothing happened last night
because I want something more.

Oh, yeah?

Well, maybe I should find
someone who wants me!

Be my guest, darling.

Austin! Austin,

don't ride away from me,
you... cowpie!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh... Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Okay.

Are you kidding me?!

Austin, my leg... Austin...

I don't need you!

I'll do it myself!

Help me!
Help!

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I thought you'd want
to go to my parents' house.

When we got married,

you were so excited

that I had this big family.

You know what, Raj?
All of a sudden

it's become all about you
and your family.

It's your family, too. You're my wife!
Okay, don't pull

that "wife" crap on me.

That does not give you the right

to just start calling the shots.

It's just dinner!

How does that mean I'm
calling all the shots?

You know what? Because it's not
just dinner, Raj!

I'm not talking about dinner
here, okay?!

It's talking about our lives together.

I did not marry you to have

to choose between my dreams and yours.

I did not marry you

to spend six years of my life
in Baltimore!

Then why did you marry me, Ivy?!

I guess neither of us thought

"forever" was gonna be that long.

Raj...

No, I-I get it.

We got married because I was dying.

But I've got my life back,

and I'm not gonna give it up.

I'm going to medical school, Ivy.

I'm going to my parents' house.

And if you don't want
to go with me, then...

maybe us getting married
was a mistake.

Oh, there she is!

Annie, this is Greg.

We met at the food drive.

Annie is my friend that
I was talking about.

She's very cool and very
single. Right, Annie?

Yeah, I guess I am.

Nice to meet you.

Yeah, you, too.

It's funny. When Silver said
she had a friend

she wanted me to meet, I had
no idea that you would be...

so real.

Greg is an American Lit
teacher at C.U.

He is also a published poet
and a journalism major

who loves New York.

Kind of perfect, right?

Hmm. For who?

You know what?

This should be put in the fridge.

Uh, the kitchen?

Yeah, back there.

Mm-hmm.

He's kind of cute, right?

I mean, I know he's a teacher
and you're a student,

but you're not, like, his student,

Yeah, so not what I need right now.

I'm sorry. Look, I hope
I'm not overstepping.

I don't know-- just...
you deserve

to be with someone who's really nice.

Well, so do you.

Which is probably what
Greg was thinking

when you invited him to dinner.

He's clearly here for you.

What?

Maybe you could actually see that

if you were really over Navid.

Oh, thank God, water.

Come here, horsie.

Come here, baby.

What's your name?
What's your name?

Um, uh, Bessie, Tressie...

Come here, Chessie.

No, Jessie, Jessie,

Come here, Jessie.
Come on, Jessie.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Okay.
Oh, that's right.

Oh, that's right.

Come back! Come back, Jessie!

Please don't leave me!

Who's gonna chew off my foot
when I start hallucinating

like that guy
in the really long movie?

Oh, man.

Would you like anything with that?

Maybe a wall to punch?

Are all you women crazy,
or just Naomi?

No good answer to that.

I think I already know, so...

Look, I know I'm just
a waitress, not a bartender,

but if you want to talk...
I'm good with drinking.

Okay.

Trail map.

All right.

Granola bar.

Really nice, Austin.

I should call his father.

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes! Mm...!

Okay...

There's got to be service.

Come on...

Damn it.

Oh...

Oh, I'm going to die here.

All right, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Okay, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

The key to survival is to...

stay calm.

Yes, yes.

Oh.

Thank you.

Mm. Okay. Okay.

Uh-huh.

Oh!

Actually, I'm teaching
literature at CU this year

while I work on getting
a second Master's in film.

Oh, film, huh?

Well, you should talk
to our friend Silver.

Yeah, I've been trying to.

Oh, I'll get it.

Ah. Must be the delivery guy
with the centerpiece.

Yes, that's right:
Liam Court, male model,

ordered a centerpiece.

I-It's not the centerpiece.

Mom?

Wha...?

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I am so sorry to surprise you.

I heard from one of the neighbors

that you bought a bar,
so I stopped by,

and your waitress said you were here.

I haven't seen you in over a year,

and you show up out of the blue?
What do you want?

It's Thanksgiving.

I just wanted to see
how my son is doing.

I made it clear that
it was Jeffrey or me.

And you made your choice.
I know.

And there's another reason
that I wanted to see you.

Liam, I'm...

I'm not with Jeffrey anymore.

It's over.

Really?

Losing you was the worst
mistake that I ever made.

I never should've chosen him over you.

Maybe it just took being

out of your life for so long
for me to realize that.

Oh, God... I don't want to
ruin your Thanksgiving.

I'm gonna go.

Mom, wait.

I ordered a lot of extra food,
so if you want to stay,

you should.

- ...- and he still tucks it up, finds Hemingway,

who is G-O-N-N gone!

Hey. So, uh, Raj isn't
going to make it.

You should sit next to your date.

Oh, Greg's not...
I mean...

We just met...

You okay?

Not really.

Raj and I just had
some huge fight about

where to spend Thanksgiving
slash the rest of ouves.

Hey, divorced at eighteen,

I could probably get
my own reality show.

Not divorced.
It's just a fight.

Really?

Just like you and Navid?

Sorry.

He just came out
and said it, you know?

It was so weird. He just said,

maybe we shouldn't be married anymore.

Ivy, I'm sorry.
I just can't help but wonder

if maybe he's actually right about it.

I mean, what if he is?
I mean, what if...

what if him and I never actually
thought any of this through?

You guys love each other.
You have been through so much together.

Yeah, but... Silver,
this wasn't exactly

supposed to last forever.

I know that sounds horrible,
but you know what I mean.

I mean, of course I love him--

you know I-I love him--

But how many people do you know
who meet the guy

they're supposed to spend
the rest of their life with

while they're in high school?

Maybe he is right.

Maybe we're supposed
to let this thing go,

and just-- I don't know--

see what we both want out of life.

There we go, man.
Yeah.

Yeah, maybe.

Oh! Here.
Oh.

Hi. I can't really talk
right now.

Oh. I'm so sorry, I must have
grabbed the wrong phone.

Oh, Colleen is...

in the kitchen.
I can grab her.

Sure.

I'll, uh... be sure to
give her the message.

Okay.

Liam, the turkey smells wonderful.

I had no idea you could cook.

Well, yeah... you just
gotta remember to baste.

I can't believe how
much you've grown up.

And what a success, with the bar,

and those billboards everywhere...

That's... that's
kind of embarrassing.

Not for a mom.

That's...

Hey. Uh...

Liam. Sorry. Uh, can I
speak to you for a second?

Yeah, sure.

Oh, speaking of pictures,
I want to see if

one of your friends has a camera,

- because I would love
a picture of us together. - Yeah.

Okay, uh... Here.

What's this?

Your mom's cell phone.

It was Jeffrey.

What a jerk.

Can't leave her alone
for Thanksgiving.

He wanted to know when she was
going to be home for dinner.

She told me she left him.

I'm so sorry.

Oh, my God. Uh...
Can I help you?

Yeah. There's been a brush fire
sighted in the hills nearby.

I'm afraid we're going to
have to ask you to evacuate.

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The Parks Department spotted
smoke up near one of the trails,

and because of the heat and the wind,

the risk of a brush fire
is pretty serious,

so we're just having everybody
leave the area as a precaution.

So let's just grab the food
and head down to the bar.

No, no. Evacuation means you
need to vacate immediately

Unless it's an essential
item, just leave it behind.

We've spent Thanksgiving at
worse places than the beach.

I know.
See you there, sweetheart.

Hey, Ivy, where are you going?

Um, I just gotta grab one thing.

But I'll catch up with you guys.

Okay.

I think I'm just going to head home.

Annie's great; it's just,
I thought that we were...

All right. I guess I can
stay and talk for a minute.

I'm sorry, I couldn't
let you walk away.

I just got out of
a serious relationship.

You know? And I didn't feel like

I was ready to meet anyone else.
But... I like you.

And I think I liked you
from the moment that we met.

I guess I could have
said all that before,

but the kiss just seemed easier.

Yeah, well, kissing works.

So how about I call you
and we have a nice,

disaster- and holiday-free
first date, huh?

Yeah, I'd like that.

Last call for an empathetic ear.

You really like her, don't you?

What does it matter?

Like the lady said,
nothing lasts forever, right?

Not unless you try.

Look, I know Naomi is a lot of work,

but if two people really like
each other, then it's worth it.

Then why aren't you and Dix together?

Oh, don't pretend like there's nothing

going on between you two
I live with the guy.

He practically carves "I
heart Adrianna" in his toast.

Dixon doesn't know what he
really wants right now.

Sounds like a cop-out.

Trust me, I've used
every excuse in the book.

"It's not you, it's me...

"the timing isn't right...

I met someone else."

I could get my heart broken.

Again. And that's not
an excuse, that's real.

Dixon's going through something.

He's scared and he wants me
to be there for him.

But if he can't be honest about it...

I mean, sometimes you have
to trust people enough

to tell them the truth.

Hi. What happened to the big dinner party?

Oh, we got evacuated.

Some lunatic started
a brush fire near Naomi's house.

Where is Naomi?
I thought she was with you.

Uh... Hey, Liam, I need
to borrow your bike.

Just... yeah.

Well, it's not
going to be fancy,

but I bet we can whip up
something to be thankful for.

This is such a great
location for a restaurant.

And with your face everywhere,

you know, it's like you
have free advertising.

Not that you need my advice
on how to make money.

Is that my phone?
Jeffrey called.

Liam, I can...
You didn't leave him.

I want to. I'm going to.
You told me you had.

Why would you lie to me?
Because I didn't think that you would

- let me back in your life
if I was still with him. - Well, you're right.

So why are you with him?

Because I can't leave
him without... help.

So you need a place to stay,

I will help you find an apartment...

I mean financial help.

So that's why you wanted
to be back in my life?

You looked up and you saw my
face on a bunch of billboards,

and you assumed I had money.

Well, so what's the plan?

You just gonna live off me instead of,

instead of him, now?
I wouldn't put it like that.

There's no other way to put it.

What else am I supposed to do,
go back to cleaning houses?

At my age? There's...

It's all right. Leave Jeffrey.

I'll write you a check.

You can have whatever you want...

except me.

Oh, Liam...

Where's, uh...
where's Ivy?

Is she okay?

Yeah. She-she went to get
something out of the house.

But she called from
the car, so she's cool.

When I heard about the fire,
I practically ran here, man.

If something had happened to Ivy...
You'd be with her.

See, man? That-that's,
that's love.

One person going through something,

and the other person being there
for them, no matter what.

Like when you had cancer,
Ivy was there for you.

That wasn't love, man.

That was me being a selfish jerk.

What? What I felt right now
when I was afraid for Ivy?

She's been feeling that way
for me every day for a year.

I married her without thinking about

what that would do to her life,
what she would be giving up.

I didn't think about her at all.

I was just scared to be alone.

Um, okay, so-so, uh, maybe
you were a little selfish,

but, dude, cut yourself some slack.

You were Dying.

I'm better now.

And I have to start thinking
about what she needs.

Happy Thanksgiving dinner.

No double dipping.

Hey, at least
we're all together, right?

Ade, wait.

Please.

Uh, guys, uh, I have something

I got to say.

Um, okay, um, as we know,
the holidays are about

being with family.

So, you guys are my family.

So, I have to be honest with you.

The truth is..

I'm a drug addict.

Happy Thanksgiving.

+

To Annie Wilson,
I leave my entire wardrobe.

My shoes, my dresses,
my designer bags--

on one condition.

Kill Austin Tallridge!

Help! Help!

Hi.

Help.

I'm trapped here.

Can you help?

Oh, it's you.

Happy to see you, too.

Had to bypass two roadblocks
to get up here.

So Drop the attitude
and tell me what happened.

I am stuck,

you idiot.
That's what happened.

And it's all your fault, because
of your-your male pride

and your weak cell phone signal
and your illicit narcotics.

And your pigheadedness had
nothing to do with it?

You know what, you don't
need you to save me.

Okay, I'm sure there's
a truck full of firemen

on the way up here right now
who would love to do the job.

You don't get to be rescued
by a fireman!

You're getting to be rescued by me.

- Well, then stop talking and
start rescuing!- We never started talking!

We never talk.
Okay, that's the problem.

If you want to talk, talk!

My parents are getting divorced.

My mom met someone else.

That's why she wasn't in Vegas.

No matter what you think about my dad,

he loved her.

And she just walked away.

So you were right-- nothing
really does last forever.

You really are an idiot, Austin,
you know that?

What else do I have to do

to prove to you
that I want to be with you?

I've crossed state lines. I have
streamed an Internet confession

to every college student
in the entire country.

Austin, would you listen to me?

I miss you.

And I'm not going anywhere.

And not just because my foot is stuck.

Well, are you going
to rescue me or not?

You ready?

Come on, pull your
little foot out, okay?

Come on, pull!
Oh! Oh!

Oh!

Come on.
Oh!

That was kind of sexy being rescued.

You still got that lingerie at home?

Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.

To family holidays.

They suck.

So, what happened with your mom?

I told her I'd rather
spend Thanksgiving

with my real family.

Mm.

I'm sorry.

I mean it.

I've got a lot to be thankful for.

I've got this place.
I've got friends.

ways used to feel like
I didn't have anyone, you know.

Then seeing Dixon

telling us about what he's
been through, I realized

that guy's like a brother to me.

I'd do anything for him.

Yep. Me, too.

Man, I just can't believe he didn't
think he could tell us the truth.

I mean, if you can't rely on your
friends, who can you rely on?

Holy moley.

Looks a little dry.
Yeah.

At least the pie's still good.

Oh, you guys are back.

Uh, hey, if you're looking
for whipped cream for that,

we're out.

Yep.

Hey, Dr. Woodford.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Annie.

Mm. So...

Dixon's rehab sounds expensive.

Yeah, but I got it covered.

Really, don't worry about it.

Okay, I'm just going
to come out and say it.

You didn't break up
with Patrick, did you?

I mean, come on.

The secrets and the ringtone

and coming up with that kind of cash?

He cheated on you.

I mean, you can't stay with
a guy because he's got money.

It's just wrong.
I know.

And I'm not.

So where's the money coming from?

Annie, I'm your friend.

You can tell me anything.

I got the inheritance.

What?!

Yeah, Marla's inheritance.

And my lawyer told me not
to say anything to anybody,

but it came through.

So, you really don't have
to worry about me. anybody,

Everything is under control.

Yay.

I don't understand.
The blood tests were good.

They said I was cured.

The rise in your blood cell count

appears to have been temporary.

Unfortunately, the preliminary tests

don't always show the whole picture.

Your treatment didn't work, Raj.
I'm sorry.

I'm glad you're here.

Ivy...
No, listen,

I have something to say,
and I know how I feel

and what I want, and this is it, Raj.

All right here in our wedding album.

I couldn't leave the house without it.

It was like I was losing you
or something.

And that is not something that I want.

Sure, it was a mistake not
thinking about the future,

but that doesn't mean that it
was a mistake being with you

or loving you, and...

and I married you
because I wanted to spend

the rest of your life with you,

and I still do.

But I don't.

What?

Ivy, we were only together
because of my cancer.

And it's gone.

So I think that me and you

need to live our own lives.

I'm sorry.