3rd Rock from the Sun (1996–2001): Season 1, Episode 10 - Truth or Dick - full transcript

[JAMES BROWN] ♪ GIT ON UP ♪

♪ GIT ON UP, GIT UP! ♪

♪ GIT ON UP, GIT UP! ♪

♪ GIT ON UP, THEY
UNDERSTAND ME ♪

♪ GIT ON UP, SEX MACHINE ♪

♪ GIT ON UP... ♪

[CLICK]

YOU NOTICE HOW THIS JAMES BROWN

IS ALWAYS GETTING SOMEWHERE?

HE'S GETTING UP, GETTING
DOWN, GETTING BACK...

WE SHOULD CONTACT HIM... AS
PART OF OUR STUDY OF LIFE HERE.



BUT ACCORDING TO THIS, HE'S
MORE OF A MACHINE, A SEX MACHINE.

OH, LOOK. IT'S THE
CAMPUS POLICE.

IS THERE A PROBLEM?

OH, ACTUALLY, YES.

THERE'S A STAR
MISSING... RIGHT THERE.

AND WE THINK WE KNOW WHO DID IT.

THIS IS YOUR FAMILY?

WHY, YES. THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT WE WERE GOING FOR.

SALLY'S THE WOMAN, I'M
THE TALL, DASHING MAN,

TOMMY'S THE
ADOLESCENT, AND HARRY'S...

THE FUNNY-LOOKING ONE.

LET'S SEE YOUR
DRIVER'S LICENSE, PLEASE.

WHY? WE'RE NOT
DRIVING. WE'RE PARKED.

BUT YOU'RE PARKED ON
UNIVERSITY PROPERTY.



OH, I AM UNIVERSITY PROPERTY.

HERE'S MY PHOTO I.D.

IT'S JUST MY HEAD,

BUT I ASSURE YOU THE REST
IS ANATOMICALLY CORRECT.

DR. SOLOMON, IT'S 2 A.M.,

SO LET'S PACK THIS
UP AND MOVE OUT.

RIGHT AWAY.

WHAT'S A DRIVER'S LICENSE?

SOME KIND OF HUMAN VALIDATION.

WE SHOULD GET ONE TO BLEND IN.

I'M ON IT.

[JOE COCKER SINGING
YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL]

LISTEN. IT'S THAT GUY AGAIN.

GOD, THAT'S AMAZING.

HOW DOES HE SING LIKE THAT?

DICK, REMEMBER HOW I SAID
I WANTED TO LEARN TO SING?

I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.

AS MANY PEOPLE KNOW,

ALIENS ARE ALL AROUND US.

THIS IS THE STORY OF
FOUR SUCH EXPLORERS.

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[BUZZING]

WHERE ARE YOU?

VERY WELL. I CAN WAIT.

YOU'RE NOT WATCHING
ME, I'M NOT WATCHING YOU.

YOU'RE SOMEWHERE IN THE ROOM.

I CAN FEEL IT.

GOOD MORNING, DR. SOLOMON.

YAH!

WHAT IS IT, NINA?

HERE'S THE MAIL.

OH. IT'S A LETTER
FOR DR. ALBRIGHT.

SHE'LL HOLD THIS IN
HER DELICATE HAND,

INSERT FINGER AND RIP
THROUGH THE MUCILAGE.

OH, SHE'S JUST WONDERFUL.

I KNEW YOU HAD A THING FOR HER.

YES, BUT I UNDERSTAND

I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SHOW IT
TO HER WITHOUT HER PERMISSION.

GOOD MORNING, DR. ALBRIGHT.

GOOD MORNING, DR. ALBRIGHT.

DR. SOLOMON, I WAS
JUST THINKING OF YOU.

YOU WERE?

I HAVE A RULES COMMITTEE
MEETING FRIDAY NIGHT,

AND I JUST CAN'T MAKE IT.

IT'S TOO LATE TO BACK OUT NOW

UNLESS YOU CAN TALK
SOME IDIOT INTO REPLAC...

OH.

YOU LOOK WONDERFUL.
IS THAT A NEW JACKET?

I'M ENTIRELY NEW.

EVERYONE ON THE COMMITTEE
WANTS TO MEET YOU.

REALLY?

WE THINK OF YOU AS
THE RESIDENT GENIUS.

PLEASE, I NEED YOU
TO SUBSTITUTE FOR ME.

YOU NEED ME?

I NEVER DREAMED I'D
BE THE MAN YOU NEEDED.

I NEED YOU DESPERATELY.

Oh...

TELL ME IF IT'S GETTING DEEPER.

I'M WEARING OPEN-TOED SHOES.

BUT I'M NOT PREPARED.

OH, IT'S A DULL, MINDLESS GROUP.

IT'S THE NIGHT OF
THE TEACHING DEAD.

MAYBE I'LL SHAKE THINGS UP.

OH, NO.

THEY WOULDN'T
RECOGNIZE A FRESH IDEA

IF IT BIT THEM ON THE ASS.

JUST PASS THESE OUT, PLEASE.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT.

THANKS. YOU SAVED ME.

WELL... I AM A MANLY MAN.

WELL DONE.

ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES, HE
WOULD HAVE GIVEN ME A KIDNEY.

NEXT!

I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT
WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH

TO GET A LICENSE.

YEAH... THEN WHY ARE WE HERE?

IF I HAVE TO BE THE WOMAN,

I'M NOT ABOUT TO
BE STUCK AT HOME.

"STAY BEHIND ORANGE LINE."

THAT'S WHY NOBODY
EVER GETS TO THE WINDOW.

HEY, LET'S PULL
UP THE SLACK HERE.

OH. THERE MUST BE

SOME SORT OF
FLESH-MELTING FORCE FIELD

AT THE ORANGE LINE.

NEXT!

NO-O-O-O-O!

I'M SORRY.

CARS MUST HAVE SOME HUGE
POWER WE HAVEN'T DISCOVERED YET.

THE LINES, THE
WAITING, THE TESTING...

CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT YOU MUST
HAVE TO GO THROUGH TO GET A GUN?

NEXT.

WHAT DON'T THEY GET?

THAT WOMAN SAYS "NEXT."

THE FIRST PERSON GETS SERVED.

THE SECOND PERSON
MOVES TO THE ORANGE LINE,

THE THIRD BECOMES SECOND,

AND THE REST OF US
PULL UP THE SLACK!

THERE ARE TOO MANY GAPS.

WE SHOULD BE A
SINGLE-PERSON THICKNESS APART.

GOOD POINT.

I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD HEAR IT.

YOU THINK SO?

O.K., PEOPLE, LISTEN UP
AND NOBODY GETS HURT!

TOMMY, HAVE YOU BEEN SITTING
IN THAT SAME CHAIR ALL DAY?

MM, LET ME THINK ABOUT THIS ONE.

YEAH.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE EXPERIENCING
HUMAN ADOLESCENT BEHAVIOR.

WELL, AS AN ADOLESCENT,
EVERYTHING ANNOYS ME...

ESPECIALLY THE SOUND
OF YOUR VOICE RIGHT NOW.

[ARGUING]

DID YOU GET YOUR
DRIVER'S LICENSE?

WE WERE THROWN OUT.

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,
WE OUTRAN THE POLICE.

WHAT WENT WRONG?

EVERYTHING.

HOW DO THESE PEOPLE
GET WHAT THEY WANT?

TODAY DR. ALBRIGHT
WANTED SOMETHING.

ALL SHE DID WAS ASK.

WHAT DID SHE SAY?

THAT SHE NEEDED MY HELP, THAT I
LOOKED WONDERFUL, AND I'M A GENIUS.

SHE SAID THAT?

ABOUT YOU?

YES.

YOU BOUGHT IT?

I AM THE HIGH COMMANDER.

WAIT A MINUTE.

SOMETHING ABOUT
THIS DOESN'T WASH.

SHE'S DOING SOMETHING...

OH, NOW I REMEMBER.

I READ ABOUT THIS.

SHE'S DISTORTING THE TRUTH.

DR. ALBRIGHT WOULD
NEVER LIE TO ME.

OH, WAKE UP AND
SNORT THE COFFEE.

JUST BECAUSE YOU
DON'T LIE DOESN'T MEAN...

BUT I TRUST HER.

I COMMAND YOU TO
BE MORE LIKE HER.

LIKE WHAT? LIKE A WOMAN.

FINE.

I CAN WOMAN.

PERMISSION TO SPEAK FREELY.

GRANTED.

AS THE ELDEST, I FEEL IT
MY DUTY TO INFORM YOU

THAT THIS PLANET
BOTH WIPES AND SUCKS...

IN THAT ORDER.

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

SOMETHING'S WRONG.

MY TRANSFER'S NOT HOLDING.

I'M GROWING HAIR,
MY ARMPITS SMELL,

AND THERE'S A CONSTANT
CIRCUS IN MY PANTS.

AW...

OUR OLD MAN IS BECOMING A BOY.

I'M SERIOUS. THE SEAL'S
BROKEN, AND I'M LOSING OIL.

LOOK AT THIS.

WHAT IS IT?

IT'S A NIPPLE.

WHAT DO I DO ABOUT IT?

I DON'T KNOW.

UNTIL WE FIGURE IT OUT,

MAYBE YOU SHOULD
SLEEP IN THE SHOWER.

[BUZZING]

GENTLEMEN,

WE HAVE A GUEST MEMBER OF
THE RULES COMMITTEE WITH US.

DR. SOLOMON, WOULD YOU CARE
TO SHARE DR. ALBRIGHT'S FEELINGS?

OH, YES. OF COURSE. WELL...

FIRST, ON BEHALF
OF DR. ALBRIGHT,

I'D LIKE TO SAY, WELCOME
TO THIS BIG WASTE OF TIME.

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO
PUT A FACE WITH THOSE MEN

WHOM SHE AFFECTIONATELY CALLS

THE NIGHT OF THE TEACHING DEAD,

AND MAY I SAY, YOU
DO NOT DISAPPOINT.

I CAN TELL YOU'RE INDEED A
MINDLESS AND DULL GROUP.

SO I'LL START WITH A FRESH IDEA

THAT YOU WON'T RECOGNIZE
WHEN IT BITES YOU ON THE ASS.

DOES DR. ALBRIGHT KNOW
YOU'RE SPEAKING ON HER BEHALF?

DON'T MOVE.

STAY WHERE YOU ARE.

DR. SOLOMON!

FREEZE! HE'S STILL THERE.

OHH, YOU HAVE A MOLE!

A BIG, UGLY MOLE.

WELL, YOU'RE IN EARLY.

DR. BYRON TOLD ME
ABOUT YOUR LITTLE SPEECH.

SORRY I MISSED IT.

REST ASSURED I
GAVE YOU FULL CREDIT.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
TRYING TO DO, RUIN ME?

AH, WHUH, WHA, OCK, BAA...

IT'LL TAKE WEEKS TO REPAIR
THE DAMAGE YOU'VE DONE.

AH, OCK, UH, KAA...

WEEKS!

YOU JUST HAD TO SHOW
UP AND FEIGN INTEREST.

FEIGN? I DON'T DO FEIGNING.

I ALWAYS TELL THE
COMPLETE TRUTH.

THE TRUTH?

THEN I WILL BE BRUTALLY FRANK.

GOOD. I'LL BE GENUINE DICK.

I THOUGHT... FOOLISHLY...

THIS WOULD BE A GOOD OPPORTUNITY

FOR MY COLLEAGUES
TO GET TO KNOW YOU.

NOBODY WANTED TO MEET YOU.

I MADE THAT UP.

SO YOU LIED?

I WAS BENDING THE
TRUTH TO FLATTER YOU.

THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.

WHEN WE MET, YOU SAID YOU
WERE PLEASED TO MEET ME.

WAS THAT TRUE OR TRUTH BENDING?

FIGURE OF SPEECH.

"IMPRESSED WITH MY RESUMé"?

POLITE CONVERSATION.

WHEN YOU "DIDN'T MIND
SHARING YOUR OFFICE"?

DIPLOMACY. ANYTHING ELSE?

THAT'S YOUR REAL HAIR COLOR?

ABSOLUTELY!

YOU'RE UPSET, AREN'T YOU?

TELL THE TRUTH.

YES. I THOUGHT I COULD
TRUST YOU. I CAN'T.

TRUST ME?

YOU LIED AND TRICKED ME.

NO. IT'S NOT HOW YOU
LIE TO TRICK SOMEONE.

FIRST YOU START BY...

THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR TIE.

AHA.

VERY CLEVER.

YES. I SEE HOW THAT WORKS.

THERE'S SOMETHING
ON YOUR SHOULDER.

HA HA HA. I DON'T...

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.

THIS IS HOW IT WORKS...

YOUR SHIRT TAIL'S ON FIRE.

NOW IT'S OUT!

YOUR BLOUSE IS ON FIRE.

IT IS NOT! GET YOUR HANDS OFF...

DON'T MOVE.

[BUZZING]

WHA...

[PSHHH]

THAT WAS MY FLY!

I KNOW.

ON THE SUBJECT OF
UNIVERSAL TRUTH,

ALBERT EINSTEIN ONCE SAID,

[SPEAKING GERMAN]

ANY THOUGHTS ON THAT?

ANYONE?

YES, CARYN.

DR. SOLOMON, I THINK YOU
WERE SPEAKING GERMAN.

YES. GERMAN. EINSTEIN
SPOKE GERMAN.

O.K. I'LL SIMPLIFY.

SCIENTIFIC PROOF IS NOTHING
MORE THAN CONDITIONAL TRUTH.

WE ALL UNDERSTAND
WHAT TRUTH IS, DON'T WE?

NOW, I HAVE THREE OF EINSTEIN'S
EQUATIONS ON THE BOARD.

TWO ARE FALSE, ONE IS TRUE.

WHO CAN SPOT THE TRUE ONE?

HOW MANY OF YOU
THINK IT'S NUMBER ONE?

I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT.
IT'S NOT NUMBER ONE.

ANOTHER HINT... IT'S
NOT NUMBER TWO.

HOW MANY THINK
IT'S NUMBER THREE?

WELL, YOU'RE WRONG.
I MADE THEM ALL UP.

YOU SEE, LYING
ACCOMPLISHES NOTHING.

YOU CAN'T TRUST
SOMEONE WHO LIES.

YOU WORK WITH THEM,
THEY ASK YOU TO SUBSTITUTE,

YOU BECOME A
FOOL, THEY GET MAD...

AND YOUR SISTER CAN'T
EVEN GET A DRIVER'S LICENSE!

DR. SOLOMON, IS THIS
GOING TO BE ON THE FINAL?

THE POINT IS, YOU HAVE TO
TELL THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH

OR ELSE YOU END UP
CONFUSING PEOPLE.

BUT SOMETIMES YOU
JUST CAN'T TELL THE TRUTH.

BUT WHY NOT?

ANYONE.

LEON, I'M GOING TO
ASK YOU A QUESTION.

I WANT THE COMPLETE TRUTH.

THIS WON'T AFFECT MY GRADE?

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME?

UH, YOU MAKE ME REALLY NERVOUS.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GOING ON HALF THE TIME.

WHEN YOU WALK AROUND,

I'M ALWAYS AFRAID YOU'LL HIT
ME IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD.

THANK YOU.

THERE. YOU SEE?

THE TRUTH.

BY THE WAY, LEON,
YOU'RE FAILING.

IT WASN'T SUPPOSED
TO AFFECT MY GRADE.

IT DIDN'T.

ANYBODY HOME?

OH, HI.

I BROUGHT YOU FOLKS
YOUR EXTRA KEY.

YEAH, RIGHT. GOOD EXCUSE.

YOU JUST WANTED TO
COME STARE AT PIMPLE-BOY.

POOR KID.

I REMEMBER HOW IT
FEELS TO BE YOUR AGE.

YEAH. I REMEMBER HOW
IT FEELS TO BE YOUR AGE.

LISTEN, I'M GOING OUT
TO GET SOME SMOKES.

WANT TO TAKE A RIDE?

YEAH, WHATEVER.

IT'S NOT FAIR. I CAN GROW A
PIMPLE BUT NOT A MUSTACHE.

WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?

SOLOMON, SALLY.

HERE.

YOU FAILED THE EXAM.

COME BACK IN THREE WEEKS.

I CAN'T COME BACK.

I CAN'T.

THAT'S THE RULE.

I NEED A LICENSE NOW.

I'M THE WOMAN.

I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP.

YOU MUST BE A GENIUS.

YOUR LINE IS SO BIG,
BUT IT MOVES SO FAST.

WELL, I DO MY BEST.

THERE MUST BE SOME
WAY YOU CAN HELP.

I KNOW YOU HAVE A HEART IN THAT
BIG, HAIRY, WONDERFUL CHEST OF YOURS.

I BET PRETTY GIRLS
BEG YOU ALL THE TIME.

O.K., YOU CAN TAKE
THE TEST AGAIN.

THANK YOU.

I COULD GET VERY GOOD AT THIS.

HEY, WHAT DID YOU
PUT UNDER WEIGHT?

[FOOTSTEPS]

TOMMY! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

THE MALL. I WAS AT THE MALL.

IT MAY BE THE MOST
EMOTIONALLY SATISFYING PLACE

I'VE EVER BEEN.

YOU OBSERVED OTHER LIFE FORMS?

DEFINITELY.

EVERYBODY THERE WAS AS
OILY AND DISGUSTING AS ME.

IT WAS A FOOD COURT OF MUTANTS,

A CATALOGUE OF HORRORS,

A FREAK SHOW...

AND I WAS THEIR LIZARD KING.

WHAT DO YOU DO
WHEN YOU'RE THERE?

HANG.

WHAT DO YOU SEE?

STUFF!

I BELONG NOW.

OH, YEAH...

STAY OUT OF MY ROOM!

HA HA HA HA HA...

DICK? OH, DICK, LOOK,

I GOT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE.

THIS SAYS YOU'RE A 55-YEAR-OLD,
300-POUND ASIAN WOMAN.

AND AN ORGAN DONOR.

UH, DICK...

I GOT MY DRIVER'S PERMIT, TOO.

YES. I EXPECTED YOU WOULD.

I NOT ONLY ACCOMPLISHED MY GOAL,

BUT I DISCOVERED A
SOFTER PLACE WITHIN MYSELF,

AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU

AND YOUR EXTRAORDINARY
ABILITY TO COMMAND.

YOU HAVE SO MANY
FACETS TO ADMIRE,

TIME PROHIBITS MY
NAMING THEM ALL.

SHALL I SPEAK OF YOUR COURAGE...

HOW YOU'VE LED A
RAG-TAG CREW OF MISFITS

ACROSS THE GALAXIES,
FUELED BY YOUR BRAVE SPIRIT?

OR SHALL I CONFESS THAT
YOUR BOYISH GOOD LOOKS

ARE STUNTED ONLY BY
YOUR PERSONAL BIGNESS.

AHH...

WHERE TO BEGIN SIMPLY
EXHAUSTS MY FEMININE MIND.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

LYING.

YOU LIKE IT?

IT'S INCREDIBLE. I LOVE IT!

REALLY? YES!

HOW DID YOU DO IT?

ANYBODY CAN. I'VE DONE IT ONCE,

AND HERE I AM WHIPPING IT OUT.

WOW!

I THOUGHT THE TRUTH WAS POTENT,

BUT IT'S NOTHING
COMPARED TO THIS.

THIS MAKES ME FEEL
POWERLESS AND SUSCEPTIBLE...

READY TO YIELD TO YOUR EVERY...

I'VE GOT TO FIND DR. ALBRIGHT.

IT'S WEDNESDAY. SHE
CALLS IT HUMP-DAY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS,

BUT I KNOW WHERE SHE HUMPS.

TOMMY, WE'RE
GOING OUT. I'LL DRIVE.

I'LL DRIVE.

HARRY CALLED IT. SHOTGUN!

I'M NOT RIDING IN BACK.

TOMMY CALLED IT.

DR. ALBRIGHT, HELLO!

HELLO.

SORRY THERE'S NO CHAIR.

NOT A PROBLEM.

YOU KNOW DR. BYRON.

OF COURSE.

YOU SHOULD HAVE THAT REMOVED.

IT'S ALL I CAN LOOK AT.

EXCUSE ME.

WELL, LOOKS LIKE THERE'S
JUST THE TWO OF US.

A PITCHER, PLEASE.

MAY I SEE YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE?

OH, YOU BET YOU CAN.

O.K., MRS. WU.

I DISCOVERED SOMETHING TODAY.

I NEED TO TRY IT OUT.

THORAZINE. I'LL GET SOME WATER.

H-H-HA-HA-HA HA HA...

YOU SEE, YOU KNOW THESE THINGS.

YOU'RE SO SMART,

AND YOUR... YOUR LOOKS

YOUR LOOKS ARE
LIKE, UH, A BEER TAP,

A GOLDEN RUSH OF DRUNKEN
BEAUTY WITH A NICE HEAD,

WHICH SPILLS ALL
DOWN YOUR BLOUSE,

LEAVING YOU SWEET AND PUNGENT.

THAT WAS PATHETIC.

I'M SORRY I'M NOT AS
GOOD A LIAR AS YOU ARE.

WELL, I'M SORRY. I'M LEAVING.

WAIT! YOU'RE NOT
FINISHED WITH ME YET.

DO YOU MIND? WE'RE TALKING.

O.K. YOU WIN.

WHAT IS IT?

I'VE REALIZED THAT
I CAN'T LIE TO YOU.

IT'S JUST NOT SOMETHING
THAT I'M GOOD AT,

LIKE, LIKE...

ACTUALLY, I'M GOOD
AT EVERYTHING.

CAN I TELL YOU THE TRUTH?

WHY NOT?

THE REAL TRUTH IS,

YOU'RE DELIGHTFUL.

I LOVE LOOKING INTO YOUR FACE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT
IT IS ABOUT YOU.

MAYBE IT'S THE WAY THE
LIGHT HITS YOUR EYES...

THE WINE...

BUT YOU LOOK PUFFY. YOU
SHOULD GO HOME AND SLEEP.

THERE. IS THAT BETTER?

SADLY, YES.

MAY I WALK YOU HOME? BE HONEST.

O.K.

YOU KNOW, IF SOMEONE
HAD TOLD ME A YEAR AGO

THAT I'D BE DRIVING A CAR...

AND SUCKING THE
FLESH OFF A DEAD BIRD,

I'D HAVE CALLED HIM A LIAR.

BEING HUMAN IS FAR MORE
COMPLEX THAN I THOUGHT.

THERE'S NO ABSOLUTE
PERSONAL TRUTH HERE,

AND THESE BODIES DON'T
COME WITH AN OWNER'S MANUAL,

SO EVERY DAY, THESE
PEOPLE HAVE TO MAKE UP LIFE,

AND TRUTH BECOMES...

HIGHLY INDIVIDUAL.

OH, MY GOD, DICK,

WHAT IF THIS LYING THING

FALLS INTO THE HANDS
OF THE POLITICIANS?

THAT'S A HORRIFYING THOUGHT.

I THINK THESE HUMANS
BEND THE TRUTH

BECAUSE THIS IS A
DIFFICULT PLACE TO LIVE.

IT'S A LONELY BLUE DOT ON
THE FAR END OF THE GALAXY.

ALL THE HALF-TRUTHS AND
FLATTERY AND DIPLOMACY

ARE THE LUBRICANT THAT
PEOPLE SPREAD ON EACH OTHER

TO GET OVER THE ROUGH SPOTS.

IT'S EASIER ON OUR PLANET.

NO ONE EVER LIES.

EXCEPT WHEN YOU DON'T
WANT TO HELP SOMEBODY MOVE.

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