The Smurfs (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 9 - The Round Up/Waffle Wednesday - full transcript
Jokey gives Farmer's racing snails an extra kick from a magic potion that makes them super fast; Chef gets jealous when Lily starts to make waffles that are more delicious than his.
[upbeat music]
[spooky music]
[cackles]
[upbeat music]
Last one is a smurf.
-Wait for me.
-Hurry up.
-I sure could go for a smurf in the river.
-[all] Waffles, waffles, waffles, waffles!
Waffles, waffles, waffles...
Be patient.
Waffle Wednesday is about to begin.
You can't rush perfection.
Sure you can, Chef.
Just stop smurfin'
and give us the waffles.
I'm hungry.
Okay, okay.
Uno.
Due.
And there!
-Bon appétit, Greedy.
-Hello, my pretty.
Mm-hmm, perfectly browned.
Nook to cranny ratio, excellent.
Excellent indeed.
-Hey!
-More!
It's coming. It's coming.
What about you, Hefty? What do you say?
Huh? Hefty?
[dramatic music]
Hefty never misses Waffle Wednesday.
Hmm? And where's Handy?
I've never smurfed
a waffle that delicious before.
It was like a waffle party in my mouth.
Waffles?
What waffles are you talking about?
Uh, waffles?
-Who said anything about waffles?
-You did.
Uh, no, no, no, no.
Uh, no, we said, uh, wiffles?
You've even got waffle crumbs on you.
Those are wiffle crumbs?
Anyway, I don't know
what Lily smurfs in her waffles,
but they're amazing.
A dash of ginger, I think.
You two are waffling traitors,
unlike the rest of my faithful fans who...
Huh?
Hm!
-Waffles!
-Gimme one!
No pushing, guys.
I've got plenty of waffles for everyone.
-I'm hungry.
-Delicious.
This can't be.
My waffles have always been the best.
Oh! She must be a witch.
Yes, that's it.
Yes.
Chef, why don't you just ask Lily
what she's smurfing in her batter?
Nah. I prefer my witch theory.
She's not a witch. She's Lily.
Brainy, you don't get it. I can't ask her.
Chefs never, ever,
ever reveal their secret ingredients.
Why not?
The chef's code of honour.
So I'll just have to steal her recipe.
Uh, Chef?
[sneaky music]
-Dimwitty, telescope.
-Here you go.
-Carrot?
-Oops, sorry.
[humming]
What am I worried about?
She's got such a tiny little stand.
She won't keep this up for long.
-[giggles] Ta-da!
-Oh, thank you, Handy.
A waffle truck?
She's going for the big time.
Hey, could you smurf me another waffle?
-Sure thing, Hefty.
-Her secret must be in one of those jars.
I've got to get up closer.
I never thought I'd love anything
more than Waffle Wednesday,
but Waffle Wednesday afternoon?
Wow!
Just wait till Waffle Wednesday evening.
Thanks, Lil.
-Me? I don't like evenings.
-Mmm, smurf-alicious.
[grunts] Huh?
Hmm? Hmm.
[chuckles]
[clears throat] Tree, hungry.
Huh?
And one for you, Tree Smurf.
Hey, Lil, I'll...
Hmm. Hmm?
What is that I taste? Lemon zest.
Powdered bumblebee wings.
Ah, I need to analyse the batter.
Okay, gang, I brought you all together
because you're
the very best at what you do.
Wait, you said this was
a special cheese tasting.
Ah, this is more important than cheese.
We are going to break
into Lily's waffle truck.
[scoffs] It can't be done.
Do you know how many
have tried and failed?
Yes. None.
Okay, let's say it could be done.
What's in it for me?
I'll smurf you all the waffles you want
for an entire week, Greedy.
I'm in.
What about me?
Ah, a fork with a cork stuck on the end
so you don't smurf out your eye, Clumsy.
[gasp] I've always wanted one. I'm in.
And for you, Jokey,
I'll smurf a cake that explodes
when you cut into it.
I'm in. What about Dimwitty here?
-Hmm?
-I don't know.
Uh, some peanuts?
Peanuts?
I'm in!
Listen closely.
Operation: Better Batter
starts at 9:00 p.m. sharp.
That's when Brainy makes his rounds.
Now, Greedy,
you'll smurf into a barrel that I'll push
from the top of the bridge
timed perfectly to collide with Brainy.
You'll climb out
and stuff Brainy inside the barrel.
Then take his place on the smurf-wheel.
Quick as a flash.
When you see the coast is clear,
you'll signal to Clumsy
who will smurf his whistle.
[whistle blows]
Jokey, that's your signal
to sneak into Farmer's field,
where you'll release his herd of snails.
You'll move hidden by them
till you get close to the truck.
Then smurf the lock
with one of your boxes.
And our smurf will be a success.
-Hm?
-[ding]
Uh, anyone else think
this seems smurfily complicated?
The chef's code of honour requires
that stealing a recipe
be smurfily complicated.
So, eh, what's the plan?
[wolf howls]
[mischievous music]
[grunting]
[laughs]
Greedy, get in the barrel.
You're gonna smurf up the plan.
[chuckles]
-Whoa!
-I shouldn't have eaten that waffle.
I'm gonna smurf.
-[gasp]
-[whistle squeaks]
Hmm?
Uh-oh.
Oops.
[yelps]
-Hmm?
-[snails purr]
-Stop it!
-Ah!
Oh, a flying present.
Oh, no!
[screams]
Now how are we going to smurf
the lock on the truck?
Don't cry, Chef.
It wasn't locked.
Ha.
[all grunting]
Hmm? [sniffs]
[all] Mm-hmm.
Hmm, nothing unusual there.
Aha!
Lily is using a magical ingredient.
You can see that?
Of course not.
That's what makes it magical.
[all] Mm-hmm.
What? It makes perfect sense.
She's cheating to make
better waffles than me,
just as the chef's code of honour
requires.
Got to say this,
that code of honour seems a little fuzzy.
I may not have smurfed her secret,
but adding
my special flattening ingredient
to her batter is perfect.
Because what are waffles
without nooks and crannies?
-[laughs]
-Is Chef starting to creep you out?
Mm-hmm.
[cackling]
[birds chirping]
[bright music]
Huh?
Where are all the nooks and crannies?
Excellent question.
My waffles wouldn't rise.
So I've decided to call them pancakes.
Have a taste.
-Hmm.
-[all groan]
Mm-hmm.
Oh, this is even better than a waffle.
Guys, it's Pancake Friday!
Oh, yes, please! Can I have one?
-I was here first.
-Me too.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
I've had it!
Enough is enough!
Whoa!
Whoa!
[grunts]
[frantic music]
Have you lost your mind?
What are you smurfing?
Something I should've smurfed
a long time ago.
Look over there.
I didn't know Chef could drive.
He can't. Watch out!
[all] Huh?
[laughing]
-[laughing]
-Chef!
-You're acting insane!
-No more waffles!
No more pancakes.
No one's smurfing with me anymore.
[laughs]
Watch out!
[both screams]
[whimpers]
Giving up already, Lily? [laughs]
-[screams]
-[wheels screeching]
[whimpers]
No, the batter!
-Hold on.
-To the rescue!
Why did you smurf my waffle truck?
Because your waffles are better than mine.
That's simply impossible.
I smurfed your recipe.
[gasp] My recipe?
[groans]
I wouldn't change
something that's already perfect.
Why didn't you ask me?
Smurf that rope tight.
We've got it, but just barely.
Any shift inside the truck,
and it's bye, bye.
[dramatic music]
Gotcha.
Whoa!
[all grunting]
Chef, let go of the bowl.
I could never
let perfect batter like this go.
[all groaning]
Just let it go.
You could always make more batter.
You... you think so?
All right.
[grunting]
We'll smurf some together.
-Hooray! Yay!
-[laughs]
-[all cheering]
-Whoo-hoo!
[laughs] What day is it today?
You're in for a treat.
It's Waffle Wednesday.
I still don't understand.
If you use my recipe,
why did everyone
love your waffles more than mine?
Perhaps because
I smurfed them in a heart shape.
-[laughs]
-Hmm? Hmm!
[chuckles] [sighs]
[spooky music]
[cackles]
[upbeat music]
Last one is a smurf.
-Wait for me.
-Hurry up.
-I sure could go for a smurf in the river.
-[all] Waffles, waffles, waffles, waffles!
Waffles, waffles, waffles...
Be patient.
Waffle Wednesday is about to begin.
You can't rush perfection.
Sure you can, Chef.
Just stop smurfin'
and give us the waffles.
I'm hungry.
Okay, okay.
Uno.
Due.
And there!
-Bon appétit, Greedy.
-Hello, my pretty.
Mm-hmm, perfectly browned.
Nook to cranny ratio, excellent.
Excellent indeed.
-Hey!
-More!
It's coming. It's coming.
What about you, Hefty? What do you say?
Huh? Hefty?
[dramatic music]
Hefty never misses Waffle Wednesday.
Hmm? And where's Handy?
I've never smurfed
a waffle that delicious before.
It was like a waffle party in my mouth.
Waffles?
What waffles are you talking about?
Uh, waffles?
-Who said anything about waffles?
-You did.
Uh, no, no, no, no.
Uh, no, we said, uh, wiffles?
You've even got waffle crumbs on you.
Those are wiffle crumbs?
Anyway, I don't know
what Lily smurfs in her waffles,
but they're amazing.
A dash of ginger, I think.
You two are waffling traitors,
unlike the rest of my faithful fans who...
Huh?
Hm!
-Waffles!
-Gimme one!
No pushing, guys.
I've got plenty of waffles for everyone.
-I'm hungry.
-Delicious.
This can't be.
My waffles have always been the best.
Oh! She must be a witch.
Yes, that's it.
Yes.
Chef, why don't you just ask Lily
what she's smurfing in her batter?
Nah. I prefer my witch theory.
She's not a witch. She's Lily.
Brainy, you don't get it. I can't ask her.
Chefs never, ever,
ever reveal their secret ingredients.
Why not?
The chef's code of honour.
So I'll just have to steal her recipe.
Uh, Chef?
[sneaky music]
-Dimwitty, telescope.
-Here you go.
-Carrot?
-Oops, sorry.
[humming]
What am I worried about?
She's got such a tiny little stand.
She won't keep this up for long.
-[giggles] Ta-da!
-Oh, thank you, Handy.
A waffle truck?
She's going for the big time.
Hey, could you smurf me another waffle?
-Sure thing, Hefty.
-Her secret must be in one of those jars.
I've got to get up closer.
I never thought I'd love anything
more than Waffle Wednesday,
but Waffle Wednesday afternoon?
Wow!
Just wait till Waffle Wednesday evening.
Thanks, Lil.
-Me? I don't like evenings.
-Mmm, smurf-alicious.
[grunts] Huh?
Hmm? Hmm.
[chuckles]
[clears throat] Tree, hungry.
Huh?
And one for you, Tree Smurf.
Hey, Lil, I'll...
Hmm. Hmm?
What is that I taste? Lemon zest.
Powdered bumblebee wings.
Ah, I need to analyse the batter.
Okay, gang, I brought you all together
because you're
the very best at what you do.
Wait, you said this was
a special cheese tasting.
Ah, this is more important than cheese.
We are going to break
into Lily's waffle truck.
[scoffs] It can't be done.
Do you know how many
have tried and failed?
Yes. None.
Okay, let's say it could be done.
What's in it for me?
I'll smurf you all the waffles you want
for an entire week, Greedy.
I'm in.
What about me?
Ah, a fork with a cork stuck on the end
so you don't smurf out your eye, Clumsy.
[gasp] I've always wanted one. I'm in.
And for you, Jokey,
I'll smurf a cake that explodes
when you cut into it.
I'm in. What about Dimwitty here?
-Hmm?
-I don't know.
Uh, some peanuts?
Peanuts?
I'm in!
Listen closely.
Operation: Better Batter
starts at 9:00 p.m. sharp.
That's when Brainy makes his rounds.
Now, Greedy,
you'll smurf into a barrel that I'll push
from the top of the bridge
timed perfectly to collide with Brainy.
You'll climb out
and stuff Brainy inside the barrel.
Then take his place on the smurf-wheel.
Quick as a flash.
When you see the coast is clear,
you'll signal to Clumsy
who will smurf his whistle.
[whistle blows]
Jokey, that's your signal
to sneak into Farmer's field,
where you'll release his herd of snails.
You'll move hidden by them
till you get close to the truck.
Then smurf the lock
with one of your boxes.
And our smurf will be a success.
-Hm?
-[ding]
Uh, anyone else think
this seems smurfily complicated?
The chef's code of honour requires
that stealing a recipe
be smurfily complicated.
So, eh, what's the plan?
[wolf howls]
[mischievous music]
[grunting]
[laughs]
Greedy, get in the barrel.
You're gonna smurf up the plan.
[chuckles]
-Whoa!
-I shouldn't have eaten that waffle.
I'm gonna smurf.
-[gasp]
-[whistle squeaks]
Hmm?
Uh-oh.
Oops.
[yelps]
-Hmm?
-[snails purr]
-Stop it!
-Ah!
Oh, a flying present.
Oh, no!
[screams]
Now how are we going to smurf
the lock on the truck?
Don't cry, Chef.
It wasn't locked.
Ha.
[all grunting]
Hmm? [sniffs]
[all] Mm-hmm.
Hmm, nothing unusual there.
Aha!
Lily is using a magical ingredient.
You can see that?
Of course not.
That's what makes it magical.
[all] Mm-hmm.
What? It makes perfect sense.
She's cheating to make
better waffles than me,
just as the chef's code of honour
requires.
Got to say this,
that code of honour seems a little fuzzy.
I may not have smurfed her secret,
but adding
my special flattening ingredient
to her batter is perfect.
Because what are waffles
without nooks and crannies?
-[laughs]
-Is Chef starting to creep you out?
Mm-hmm.
[cackling]
[birds chirping]
[bright music]
Huh?
Where are all the nooks and crannies?
Excellent question.
My waffles wouldn't rise.
So I've decided to call them pancakes.
Have a taste.
-Hmm.
-[all groan]
Mm-hmm.
Oh, this is even better than a waffle.
Guys, it's Pancake Friday!
Oh, yes, please! Can I have one?
-I was here first.
-Me too.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
I've had it!
Enough is enough!
Whoa!
Whoa!
[grunts]
[frantic music]
Have you lost your mind?
What are you smurfing?
Something I should've smurfed
a long time ago.
Look over there.
I didn't know Chef could drive.
He can't. Watch out!
[all] Huh?
[laughing]
-[laughing]
-Chef!
-You're acting insane!
-No more waffles!
No more pancakes.
No one's smurfing with me anymore.
[laughs]
Watch out!
[both screams]
[whimpers]
Giving up already, Lily? [laughs]
-[screams]
-[wheels screeching]
[whimpers]
No, the batter!
-Hold on.
-To the rescue!
Why did you smurf my waffle truck?
Because your waffles are better than mine.
That's simply impossible.
I smurfed your recipe.
[gasp] My recipe?
[groans]
I wouldn't change
something that's already perfect.
Why didn't you ask me?
Smurf that rope tight.
We've got it, but just barely.
Any shift inside the truck,
and it's bye, bye.
[dramatic music]
Gotcha.
Whoa!
[all grunting]
Chef, let go of the bowl.
I could never
let perfect batter like this go.
[all groaning]
Just let it go.
You could always make more batter.
You... you think so?
All right.
[grunting]
We'll smurf some together.
-Hooray! Yay!
-[laughs]
-[all cheering]
-Whoo-hoo!
[laughs] What day is it today?
You're in for a treat.
It's Waffle Wednesday.
I still don't understand.
If you use my recipe,
why did everyone
love your waffles more than mine?
Perhaps because
I smurfed them in a heart shape.
-[laughs]
-Hmm? Hmm!
[chuckles] [sighs]