The Smurfs (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 10 - The Scariest Smurf/DRIIINNGGGGG! - full transcript

[upbeat music]

[spooky music]

[cackles]

[upbeat music]

[spooky music]

[grunting]

[humming]

Hm?

[growls]

[screams]

[laughs]



Ha, ha! Very funny.

You could help me
instead of making silly jokes.

Besides, I wasn't even scared.

You must be kidding.

You were scared to death!

[laughs]

[straining]

-[sighs]
-Please, Brainy!

Would you let go of me?

I need to put this away
before the party starts.

No, please don't make me
face this night alone.

You know I hate Halloween.

How do you expect me
to get ready to the party?

There's nothing to fear.



Nothing to fear?

W-w-what about the zombies?

A-and the ghosts?

And the witches?

And the glow-in-the-dark skeletons!

Oh, don't exaggerate.

You have to stay with me at the party!

Please? Please?

-Please!
-Hm.

Okay, I'll stay with you at the party.

Thank you, thank you! [smooching]

That's enough.

Hmph. But first,
I need you to do something for me.

Anything you want!

Take these to Papa Smurf. He's at home.

But be careful,
these potions are dangerous.

Okay?

Y-you want me to go? Now?

[wolf howling]

There's nothing to be scared of.
Halloween hasn't even started yet.

[trembling]

[wolf howling]

[gulps]

[whimpering]

Breathe in... breathe out.

-Wooo!
-Help, help!

-He's gonna sweep me up!
-[laughter]

Ah!

[slime squishing]

[growling]

[gasps]

Whew!

-[noise maker whistles]
-[screams]

[yells]

[cackles]

Ah, that's just too easy.

[whimpering]

Oof!

[explosion booms]

[groans]

Wha...

[magic twinkling]

[whimpering]

[yelps]

[dramatic music]

[intense, ominous music]

[yelling]

[owl hooting]

[knocks on door]

-Yes?
-Smurf or treat!

You look very scary.

Here, these are my very last candies.
Have fun.

-Hey! Hey, hey, wait for me!
-[indistinct chatter]

Mmm! That's smurfalicious.

I am the monster of the barrel!

This smurf juice is so tasty.

-Cheers, Azrael.
-Meow.

-Handy, would you like some pumpkin cake?
-I'm a walking Smurf, I only eat brains!

Me, I don't like Halloween.

So which one of you is the real Jokey?

-Me.
-Me.

[laughter]

-[explosion]
-[both yell]

[cackles]

-Uh, Dimwitty?
-Uh?

What are you supposed to be?

A Smurfannosaurus Rex.

Oh. [laughs]

[slurping] Mm!

Huh?

Hey, what are you doing in there?

Why are you hiding?

You should come.

[metal creaking]

-[spooky music]
-Ah...

Wow, that's a great costume!

It's super creepy and smurfy.

Come look at this costume!

I say it gets the best costume prize.

Whoa, amazing!

-And such great style.
-Okay, who's hiding in there?

It must be Handy. I recognize his tools.

-I want a costume like that.
-It's me! I had a problem.

-[unintelligible groaning]
-[noise maker whistles]

[screams]

[groaning]

Hey, watch what you're doing.
You could have hurt somebody, Handy.

-Who, me?
-Hm?

[chewing]

If you're over here... who's in there?

Oh...

Can't you hear me, guys?

-Uh...
-[groaning]

It's a real monster!

[screaming]

[unintelligible groans]

Don't run away!

I'm stuck in here!

-[groaning]
-[screaming]

Stop running!

[yelling]

Huh?

Uh... [chuckles]

Sounds like my little Smurfs
are having fun at the party.

It's coming after us!

[screaming]

[groans]

Come back!

You need to help me!

[dramatic music]

[whimpers]

[groans]

[groans]

Okay, let's go!

[all] Whoa! [grunt]

Huh?

Uh... hello?

[screaming]

Help, help, help!

[screams]

Whoa!

[screaming]

Pyramid!

[all panting]

Got it! [strains]

[whimpering]

[groaning]

[screaming]

No! Oh...

[yelling]

[screams]

I just love Halloween.
What do you think, Azrael?

Don't I look like
that annoying Smurf with glasses?

Huh? Oh!

-[screams]
-[yowls]

[screaming]

Ow.

Who dares knock on my door?

Ugh, probably
those blasted trick-or-treaters.

-Worms or rotten treats?
-[object falling]

Hmm? Hmm...

Ah!

[groans]

[sighs]

Huh?

Huh?

[groans]

A monster!

-[yowls]
-Hmm?

[meows]

[shouts]

[screaming]

-[shouts]
-[yowls]

[screaming]

[groaning]

[screams]

[yells]

Huh? [screams]

[screaming]

[yowls]

[screaming]

-[groans]
-[cat yowls]

[Gargamel] Ah! [screams]

[shouts]

[screaming]

-Uh...
-Uh...

Uh-oh.

What?

What are you Smurfs doing in my hovel?

Sorry we can't stay,
we have a party to go to.

Oh, and why don't we have a party here?

-[cat yowls]
-Come here, my little Smurfs,

let's dance in my... ouch!

-Hmm, ouch.
-Okay.

-[cat hisses]
-[yells]

[groaning]

That is the weirdest monster
I've ever seen in my life.

Yeah, he was more afraid of Gargamel
than we were.

Come on, let's smurf back home.

[upbeat music]

Uh, y-you think we're really
safe from the monster now?

I don't see how it could
smurf its way back.

It's all right. You can come out!

[chattering]

Me, I don't like monsters.

There's the village, smurf and sound.

Ooh, yeah. [giggles]

-Me? [chuckles] I was never afraid.
-Do you think we believe that?

[gasps]

[groaning]

The monster.

He's trying to get in to Scaredy's house.

[cracks]

[grunting]

[whimpers]

[all scream]

Wait for me!

[groans]

Help! Smurfs!

It's got me! It's got me!

Whoa!

Don't eat me. I'm a rotten pumpkin!

You have to do something!

[groaning]

[banging]

-Let him go, rusty monster!
-[grunting]

Let him go!

One for Smurfs, Smurfs for all!

[exciting music]

[yells]

[crashing]

Huh? What was that?

Whoa, what?

[gasping]

[whimpering] I am not a monster!

[cries]

[all] Hm?

Scaredy, is that you?

-Poor thing!
-You scared us out of our smurf!

What happened to you?

I'm sorry, guys.

It was because of Papa Smurf's potion.

Holy Smurfs!

It looks like you're having a great time.

Beware, my little Smurfs!

-[laughs]
-Whoa!

[screams]

[laughter]