The Smurfs (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 11 - Where's Papa Smurf?/Who's Heftier? - full transcript
Because of a mishap, Papa Smurf disappears and the only way to make him visible again is to get a whisker from Azrael. Wimpy challenges Hefty to a test of strength and wins by accident.
[upbeat music]
[spooky music]
[cackles]
[upbeat music]
[crowd clamouring]
Way to go!
Oh, come on.
What's going on?
Wimpy just did one whole push-up! [laughs]
[whimpering]
Ugh...
That's great!
Last week you couldn't
lift a sarsaparilla leaf!
-I've been working out, see?
-Hmm?
That's a muscle?
-Looks like a pimple.
-Or a mosquito bite.
[groans] It's a muscle, and I bet
I'm even stronger than you, buddy!
-[laughs]
-[chuckles]
Wimpy, I'll show you
why they call me Hefty!
-Wow.
-[thumping]
Ah.
[all] Oh!
Whoa!
Have you seen his arms?
They look like spaghetti!
Do you remember
when he tried to smurf that jam jar?
[grunting]
Need a hand?
[all] Mmm?
-[laughter]
-Hm.
Well, everyone around here
knows I'm the strongest smurf,
-you're the weakest.
-[groaning]
Oh, yeah? We'll see about that!
Hefty, I challenge you to a Smurf Off!
[all gasp]
-He smurfed his brain.
-He did too many push-ups.
-He's lost his smurf!
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why don't you go work
on that second push-up,
and then we'll talk.
-Boo! You're a big chicken, Hefty!
-Yeah, you're afraid you'll lose!
-[all] Smurf Off! Smurf Off!
-[grunting]
Okay, let's get this over with.
Please go easy on him.
Try not to embarrass him too much.
No worries,
I'll let him think it was close.
Thank you, Hefty.
[sighs]
[all] Smurf Off! Smurf Off!
Smurf Off! Smurf Off!
Welcome to the Smurf Off,
where Hefty will face off against Wimpy!
Whoever finishes
the obstacle course first,
is the strongest Smurf!
Get ready,
get set...
Mmm.
...smurf!
[grunting]
-[breathing heavily]
-Impressive, Hefty!
Go, Wimpy!
Use those legs!
[breathing heavily]
[whimpering]
Look! It's not that complicated!
[Smurfette] Wake up!
[whimpering, yelps]
-[crowd gasps]
-Uh-oh.
Lack of technique,
but that is pretty stylish.
[screaming]
[upbeat music]
Ow.
Aww! Too bad, Wimpy!
Haha! Better luck next time!
[breathing heavily]
-Hefty takes the lead!
-Steady as she goes.
[breathing heavily]
[grunting] Oh?
[panting]
[acorns rumbling]
-[grumbles]
-And there is Wimpy!
[panting, gasps]
[sighs]
Good job!
Ugh.
-Whoa!
-[humming]
[screaming]
[crowd cheering]
Aw, too bad. You're almost there.
[whimpering]
[horn toots]
[humming]
[laughing]
Hmm.
-[cheering]
-[laughs] Hm?
[grunts]
-Yeah!
-Do it!
-[laughs]
-What is he smurfing?
[warm music]
-Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
-Mwah!
[distorted] Oh!
Huh?
[both] Ah!
[all gasp]
[yelps]
Hm?
[all] Uh?
[all cheering]
-Wimpy is the winner!
-Wimpy beat Hefty.
-Hm?
-It's a miracle!
[laughs]
But I got distracted.
Hey... oof.
Rules are rules!
He finished and you didn't!
He's the strongest Smurf in the village!
[laughs] Hurray!
Hmm, you told me to go easy on him,
and look what happened!
Don't worry, Hefty.
Everyone knows you're the strongest.
-[whimpering]
-Uh?
And then Hefty reached for the bar,
missed, and bam!
-Down he went!
-[both laugh]
He smurfed like a baby.
So, Hefty, what's it like having found
someone stronger than you?
There he is!
-Huh?
-[excited chatter]
So, Wimpy, how do you feel now
that you beat Hefty?
Hey! We can't call him Wimpy anymore!
He can be Heftier!
-Heftier? That sounds great.
-[clears throat]
You're just missing one thing.
-[all gasp]
-Now that's a tattoo.
-Look at that!
-I'm Heftier!
The strongest Smurf!
-Bye, former Hefty!
-[laughter]
Hmm.
[sighs]
Hmm, poor Hefty.
I've got to help.
Tailor! I need you to smurf me a costume!
-[rolls tongue] Smurfs!
-[all] Huh?
Huh?
[all] Huh?
[mysterious music]
-Who are you?
-Where did you come from?
A fortune-teller.
I am the Amazing Cassandra,
the greatest fortune-teller in the land.
Who would like to know their future?
-Whoa!
-I predict...
Um, Papa Smurf always says that
anyone who claims to predict
the future is just smurfing.
Hm?
That disrespectful Smurf
will take a flight very soon!
-Look in the sky.
-[all] Huh?
-[yelps]
-[thud]
-[all gasp]
-That's smurftastic!
-What's my future?
-Me first!
-Will I be famous?
-What's for dinner?
Too much noise smurfs my vision.
But let me see
what the future holds for all of you.
-Huh! Oh.
-[all] What did you see?
I saw a big rock in the sky!
A meteorite falling onto your village!
[all gasp]
-We're gonna get smurfed!
-Me, I don't like meteorites.
Wait! I see more.
-More?
-The meteorite will only fall
on the strongest Smurf in the village.
Th-th-strongest Smurf? A-A-Are you sure?
Very sure.
You're the heftiest, right?
-Later!
-I'm not the heftiest.
That guys is.
He is so hefty! His name is Hefty!
-I'm just Wimpy.
-But what about your tattoo?
That tattoo? Uh, yeah, no.
But you won the contest.
Uh, that silly thing. [laughs]
Did that really count?
I know. Let's do a do-over!
Just to double-check!
Fine by me.
But, Hefty, if you win,
the meteorite will land on you!
-I'll be ready for it!
-Okay! No time to lose!
Welcome to this Smurf Off, where Hefty
will face off against Wimpy
for the second time!
[all] Heftier! Heftier! Heftier!
Get ready...
[shivering]
...get set, smurf!
[indistinct chatter]
Don't wait for me. Go ahead.
I have to smurf my laces.
Since when did he have laces?
Don't worry. I'm not in a hurry.
[grunting]
[yelps]
[grunting]
And there goes Hefty!
[yelps]
Wimpy still is the lead!
Keep moving.
Watch out.
[yelps]
[humming]
[crowd cheering]
[yelps] Huh?
[cheering]
Huh? [yelps]
Huh? Why didn't he cross the line?
-Yeah.
-[crowd murmurs]
[whimpers]
-Hefty beat Heftier!
-Then who is Heftier?
[crowd cheering]
Congratulations!
You're the strongest Smurf!
Good luck with that meteorite!
Gotta smurf!
[shuddering]
[all screaming]
Huh? Hmm.
-Well done!
-Don't come too close, Smurfette!
I'd hate for you to get smurfed
when that meteorite lands on my head.
-Hefty, there is no meteorite.
-Hmm?
The Amazing Cassandra saw it!
In a crystal ball!
A meteorite falling onto your village!
-Huh? You're the Amazing Cassandra?
-Mm-hmm.
[sighs]
There's nothing to worry about.
Good old Smurfette.
[gasps]
The meteorite!
[both] Hmm?
Hmm.
Hefty, move!
The meteorite is going to mash you
like a potato!
Wimpy, you're talking crazy.
Have you lost your smurf?
[all gasp]
[all] Uh...
Hey, guys,
looks like Wimpy saved our lives.
Whoa! Awesome!
[both grunting]
-[laughter]
-What happened?
[spooky music]
[cackles]
[upbeat music]
[crowd clamouring]
Way to go!
Oh, come on.
What's going on?
Wimpy just did one whole push-up! [laughs]
[whimpering]
Ugh...
That's great!
Last week you couldn't
lift a sarsaparilla leaf!
-I've been working out, see?
-Hmm?
That's a muscle?
-Looks like a pimple.
-Or a mosquito bite.
[groans] It's a muscle, and I bet
I'm even stronger than you, buddy!
-[laughs]
-[chuckles]
Wimpy, I'll show you
why they call me Hefty!
-Wow.
-[thumping]
Ah.
[all] Oh!
Whoa!
Have you seen his arms?
They look like spaghetti!
Do you remember
when he tried to smurf that jam jar?
[grunting]
Need a hand?
[all] Mmm?
-[laughter]
-Hm.
Well, everyone around here
knows I'm the strongest smurf,
-you're the weakest.
-[groaning]
Oh, yeah? We'll see about that!
Hefty, I challenge you to a Smurf Off!
[all gasp]
-He smurfed his brain.
-He did too many push-ups.
-He's lost his smurf!
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why don't you go work
on that second push-up,
and then we'll talk.
-Boo! You're a big chicken, Hefty!
-Yeah, you're afraid you'll lose!
-[all] Smurf Off! Smurf Off!
-[grunting]
Okay, let's get this over with.
Please go easy on him.
Try not to embarrass him too much.
No worries,
I'll let him think it was close.
Thank you, Hefty.
[sighs]
[all] Smurf Off! Smurf Off!
Smurf Off! Smurf Off!
Welcome to the Smurf Off,
where Hefty will face off against Wimpy!
Whoever finishes
the obstacle course first,
is the strongest Smurf!
Get ready,
get set...
Mmm.
...smurf!
[grunting]
-[breathing heavily]
-Impressive, Hefty!
Go, Wimpy!
Use those legs!
[breathing heavily]
[whimpering]
Look! It's not that complicated!
[Smurfette] Wake up!
[whimpering, yelps]
-[crowd gasps]
-Uh-oh.
Lack of technique,
but that is pretty stylish.
[screaming]
[upbeat music]
Ow.
Aww! Too bad, Wimpy!
Haha! Better luck next time!
[breathing heavily]
-Hefty takes the lead!
-Steady as she goes.
[breathing heavily]
[grunting] Oh?
[panting]
[acorns rumbling]
-[grumbles]
-And there is Wimpy!
[panting, gasps]
[sighs]
Good job!
Ugh.
-Whoa!
-[humming]
[screaming]
[crowd cheering]
Aw, too bad. You're almost there.
[whimpering]
[horn toots]
[humming]
[laughing]
Hmm.
-[cheering]
-[laughs] Hm?
[grunts]
-Yeah!
-Do it!
-[laughs]
-What is he smurfing?
[warm music]
-Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
-Mwah!
[distorted] Oh!
Huh?
[both] Ah!
[all gasp]
[yelps]
Hm?
[all] Uh?
[all cheering]
-Wimpy is the winner!
-Wimpy beat Hefty.
-Hm?
-It's a miracle!
[laughs]
But I got distracted.
Hey... oof.
Rules are rules!
He finished and you didn't!
He's the strongest Smurf in the village!
[laughs] Hurray!
Hmm, you told me to go easy on him,
and look what happened!
Don't worry, Hefty.
Everyone knows you're the strongest.
-[whimpering]
-Uh?
And then Hefty reached for the bar,
missed, and bam!
-Down he went!
-[both laugh]
He smurfed like a baby.
So, Hefty, what's it like having found
someone stronger than you?
There he is!
-Huh?
-[excited chatter]
So, Wimpy, how do you feel now
that you beat Hefty?
Hey! We can't call him Wimpy anymore!
He can be Heftier!
-Heftier? That sounds great.
-[clears throat]
You're just missing one thing.
-[all gasp]
-Now that's a tattoo.
-Look at that!
-I'm Heftier!
The strongest Smurf!
-Bye, former Hefty!
-[laughter]
Hmm.
[sighs]
Hmm, poor Hefty.
I've got to help.
Tailor! I need you to smurf me a costume!
-[rolls tongue] Smurfs!
-[all] Huh?
Huh?
[all] Huh?
[mysterious music]
-Who are you?
-Where did you come from?
A fortune-teller.
I am the Amazing Cassandra,
the greatest fortune-teller in the land.
Who would like to know their future?
-Whoa!
-I predict...
Um, Papa Smurf always says that
anyone who claims to predict
the future is just smurfing.
Hm?
That disrespectful Smurf
will take a flight very soon!
-Look in the sky.
-[all] Huh?
-[yelps]
-[thud]
-[all gasp]
-That's smurftastic!
-What's my future?
-Me first!
-Will I be famous?
-What's for dinner?
Too much noise smurfs my vision.
But let me see
what the future holds for all of you.
-Huh! Oh.
-[all] What did you see?
I saw a big rock in the sky!
A meteorite falling onto your village!
[all gasp]
-We're gonna get smurfed!
-Me, I don't like meteorites.
Wait! I see more.
-More?
-The meteorite will only fall
on the strongest Smurf in the village.
Th-th-strongest Smurf? A-A-Are you sure?
Very sure.
You're the heftiest, right?
-Later!
-I'm not the heftiest.
That guys is.
He is so hefty! His name is Hefty!
-I'm just Wimpy.
-But what about your tattoo?
That tattoo? Uh, yeah, no.
But you won the contest.
Uh, that silly thing. [laughs]
Did that really count?
I know. Let's do a do-over!
Just to double-check!
Fine by me.
But, Hefty, if you win,
the meteorite will land on you!
-I'll be ready for it!
-Okay! No time to lose!
Welcome to this Smurf Off, where Hefty
will face off against Wimpy
for the second time!
[all] Heftier! Heftier! Heftier!
Get ready...
[shivering]
...get set, smurf!
[indistinct chatter]
Don't wait for me. Go ahead.
I have to smurf my laces.
Since when did he have laces?
Don't worry. I'm not in a hurry.
[grunting]
[yelps]
[grunting]
And there goes Hefty!
[yelps]
Wimpy still is the lead!
Keep moving.
Watch out.
[yelps]
[humming]
[crowd cheering]
[yelps] Huh?
[cheering]
Huh? [yelps]
Huh? Why didn't he cross the line?
-Yeah.
-[crowd murmurs]
[whimpers]
-Hefty beat Heftier!
-Then who is Heftier?
[crowd cheering]
Congratulations!
You're the strongest Smurf!
Good luck with that meteorite!
Gotta smurf!
[shuddering]
[all screaming]
Huh? Hmm.
-Well done!
-Don't come too close, Smurfette!
I'd hate for you to get smurfed
when that meteorite lands on my head.
-Hefty, there is no meteorite.
-Hmm?
The Amazing Cassandra saw it!
In a crystal ball!
A meteorite falling onto your village!
-Huh? You're the Amazing Cassandra?
-Mm-hmm.
[sighs]
There's nothing to worry about.
Good old Smurfette.
[gasps]
The meteorite!
[both] Hmm?
Hmm.
Hefty, move!
The meteorite is going to mash you
like a potato!
Wimpy, you're talking crazy.
Have you lost your smurf?
[all gasp]
[all] Uh...
Hey, guys,
looks like Wimpy saved our lives.
Whoa! Awesome!
[both grunting]
-[laughter]
-What happened?