The Smurfs (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 12 - The Pluffs! - full transcript
Brainy and Smurfblossom enter a parallel universe where the Smurfs are gray and mean and Gargamel and Azarel are kind.
[upbeat music]
[spooky music]
[cackles]
[upbeat music]
[eerie music]
Stay back! You're... freaking out Blossom.
What are you doing here?
You horrible little monsters captured me.
What?
And why are you painted blue?
Is it another one
of your evil pluff tricks?
You're supposed to be the bad guy, not us!
And we are not painted!
Smurfs have always been blue.
Hmm, Smurfs?
You mean Pluffs? Aren't you one of them?
Stay back!
You're different, aren't you?
You look like Pluffs,
but I detect kindness.
What do you know about kindness, Gargamel?
A couple of hours ago,
you were chasing us.
Who's Gargamel?
My name is Caramel,
and I'm the sweetest wizard
you'll ever meet.
I don't know why those wretched Pluffs
spend their lives tormenting me.
Whoa, this is so smurfing my mind.
Hmm... hmm!
I think you two must have crossed over
into an alternate universe.
An alternate universe?
Yes.
When you were out there,
did you happen to see
my kitty Marshmallow?
I'm so worried about him.
He was being chased by a...
Shh! Caramel, if we can smurf out of here,
do you think you could send us home?
Home? Hmm. I could try, yes.
But how in smurf's name
are you going to get us out of here?
-[hums]
-Hmm? Hmm?
Hey, Dimwitty Pluff!
-I need to talk to you.
-Yeah?
Just wanted to say, under no circumstances
are you to let us go free, right?
Huh?
-Hmm?
-Huh? Uh-uh-uh.
Hmm. [chuckles darkly]
You're not going to pluff me.
Hefty Pluff told me not to listen to you.
Exactly. Well, then, don't open this door.
The pluff I won't!
Now get out of that room.
Now, everybody out!
-[whimpers]
-[both gasp]
I said, everybody out!
[grunts]
-[both] Hmm?
-Uh, I'm stuck.
I'll push.
You pull.
[all groaning]
-[yelps]
-[grunts]
Ow!
-[all grunt]
-Aw...
Yeah, we did it!
Now don't you dare lock yourself in there.
We don't take orders from you!
-[lock clicks]
-[both] Don't come back!
That was easy, right?
Now, let's smurf out of here.
If we can get to my home sweet home,
we'll be safe.
The Pluffs can never find it.
-Big Heart!
-Huh?
Pluff on this.
-[grunts]
-Ha! Right on the pluff!
Huh?
Shh.
-[grunts, sobs]
-Yeah! Got him again!
Hey, Greedy Pluff!
How do you like these cakes?
[both panting]
[chuckles]
Marshmallow!
I'm back, my sweet little furball.
[giggles] Marshmallow!
I was so worried about you.
Whoa, this day
just gets weirder and weirder.
Now, where did I put my spell book
for getting people home?
Ah, here it is!
You found the book?
I've been looking for this book for ages.
It's the most beautiful love story ever.
So moving.
[giggles]
[clears throat] Uh, I hate to interrupt,
but is this the spell book
you were smurfing for?
Ah! Now let's see.
Ha-ha! Here it is!
-Huh? Oh. Hmm...
-[both] Hmm?
What? Oh, no.
-Huh?
-What is it?
To send you back to your world,
we have to recreate the exact conditions
of the moment you arrived.
We have to smurf a thunderstorm?
I am afraid so.
Everything must be just as it was.
Hmm. That means we need my smurfway.
But it's in pieces!
We'll never be able to fix it.
Oh! We're going to be stuck here forever.
Wait a second!
Brainy Pluff should have a pluffway.
We'll use his.
You mean we have to smurf back
and steal it?
Mm-hmm.
You do have some gray paint, right?
Hmm?
[dramatic music]
[both panting]
-Hmm?
-Hmm?
-Ready?
-Yep!
Oh, one more thing.
What are you doing? I can't smurf a thing.
There can only be one Brainy Pluff.
-I'll guide you.
-[yelps]
The first one to blink gets pluffed.
Ah, you pluffed.
-You pluffed first!
-No.
Vanity Pluff's coming.
Quick, do something mean.
-Uh...
-Never mind!
Hey, Pluffy,
you have a stain on your chest.
Who? Me?
Ha! Gotcha, sucker! [laughs]
Weirdos.
Whew! [sighs]
And that's the best you could do?
Mm-hmm.
-Wait! There's the pluffway!
-No. Brainy!
[hums]
Get outta there, ya dumb Pluff!
[screams, grunts]
Are you okay?
We've gotta smurf out.
I can't take much more!
Looks like you two are up to something.
No, no. Not at all, Brainy Pluff.
Well, have you seen
these two blue fugitives?
[both] They went that way!
Hmm? No, that way!
Which way? Show me this instant!
-Come with us.
-What are you smurfing?
Trust me on this one.
Hmm!
Uh, they went this way.
-Where?
-Here!
-[bang]
-Ouch!
I can't see.
-Watch out!
-[both yelp]
Huh?
Brainy, turn left.
[both grunt]
-Whoa!
-Who are you?
Brainy!
-[bell chimes]
-Watch out!
-[all yelp]
-Hmm?
[both grunt]
Whoa!
Stop!
Uh-oh!
-Here.
-Ah, much better!
Aw, we can't just leave him like that.
Hmm.
Okay, but make it quick.
Please don't hurt me.
Don't be afraid. I've come to help you.
[grunts, sighs]
[cheers]
-Now go! Shoo!
-What?
You're free! Scoot?
-Uh...
-Uh, Blossom, we need to go!
Wait, let me try this.
-Ahh!
-[screams]
Hey! Big Heart is escaping!
[both] Watch out!
Who are we gonna pluff now?
Pluff the alarm!
-Those two are not Pluffs!
-[all growl]
-Pluff them!
-Quick, get on!
-[both yelp]
-Pluffs, follow me!
[both whimper then scream]
-[evil laughter]
-[both] Get 'em!
There they are.
Turn left.
-Now right.
-[all growl]
Whoa!
They've blocked the exit.
-What do we do?
-Hold on!
-[both scream]
-[all] Huh?
Yee-hee!
They won't get away so easily!
-With me!
-Let's pluff 'em!
-Yeah!
-Get them!
-Help!
-Let's go!
-[all] Have fear!
-Fire brigade!
-Where'd they go?
-I don't know.
[both whimper]
-Hmm?
-[both] Huh?
Hmm.
Caramel, we have the pluffway!
Are you ready to send us back?
Yes, my lovelies,
I think I've found the spell.
Two worlds are switched,
and for those who fell through,
let lightning send you
to the land of the blue!
Tonitrua, tonitrum!
Ill full men percutens!
[both] Uh...
[thunder crackles]
-[yelps]
-[both gasp]
Maybe not.
Caramel,
this is no time for fooling around.
The Pluffs could be back.
-There they are!
-[both gasp]
-Let's pluff them!
-[chuckles darkly]
-[both gasp]
-Caramel, quick!
-Try the spell again.
-Smurf on it!
[both yelp]
Holy dandelions! Look!
There they are!
We're surrounded.
[both yelp]
-Brainy, turn left.
-[both yelp]
Hurry up, Caramel!
Tonitrua, tonitrum!
Ill full men percutens!
[thunder crackles]
-[all yelp]
-Oh, my stumps.
Try again, Caramel!
They're gonna smurf us!
We'll take care of that stupid wizard!
Tonitrua, tonitrum! Ill full men...
Oh, stop moving so fast.
You're making me dizzy.
Percutens!
[thunder crackles]
[overlapping chatter]
Oh, I missed!
Faster!
-Caramel, help!
-Ha, we have you now!
[gasps] Tonitrua, tonitrum!
-[thunder crackles]
-[whimper]
Ill full men percutens!
[thunder crackles]
[both scream]
-Clumsy Pluff!
-[all grunt]
I think we got pluffed.
Yippee! I did it!
-[screaming continues]
-Brainy!
[thunder crackles]
[both scream]
-Hmm, are we back home?
-I don't know.
Azrael!
Where is that fleabag? Hmm?
[both] Yep. [laughter]
Hmm?
Smurfs? I'll get you.
I'm gonna miss Caramel
and his kitty. Right?
[spooky music]
[cackles]
[upbeat music]
[eerie music]
Stay back! You're... freaking out Blossom.
What are you doing here?
You horrible little monsters captured me.
What?
And why are you painted blue?
Is it another one
of your evil pluff tricks?
You're supposed to be the bad guy, not us!
And we are not painted!
Smurfs have always been blue.
Hmm, Smurfs?
You mean Pluffs? Aren't you one of them?
Stay back!
You're different, aren't you?
You look like Pluffs,
but I detect kindness.
What do you know about kindness, Gargamel?
A couple of hours ago,
you were chasing us.
Who's Gargamel?
My name is Caramel,
and I'm the sweetest wizard
you'll ever meet.
I don't know why those wretched Pluffs
spend their lives tormenting me.
Whoa, this is so smurfing my mind.
Hmm... hmm!
I think you two must have crossed over
into an alternate universe.
An alternate universe?
Yes.
When you were out there,
did you happen to see
my kitty Marshmallow?
I'm so worried about him.
He was being chased by a...
Shh! Caramel, if we can smurf out of here,
do you think you could send us home?
Home? Hmm. I could try, yes.
But how in smurf's name
are you going to get us out of here?
-[hums]
-Hmm? Hmm?
Hey, Dimwitty Pluff!
-I need to talk to you.
-Yeah?
Just wanted to say, under no circumstances
are you to let us go free, right?
Huh?
-Hmm?
-Huh? Uh-uh-uh.
Hmm. [chuckles darkly]
You're not going to pluff me.
Hefty Pluff told me not to listen to you.
Exactly. Well, then, don't open this door.
The pluff I won't!
Now get out of that room.
Now, everybody out!
-[whimpers]
-[both gasp]
I said, everybody out!
[grunts]
-[both] Hmm?
-Uh, I'm stuck.
I'll push.
You pull.
[all groaning]
-[yelps]
-[grunts]
Ow!
-[all grunt]
-Aw...
Yeah, we did it!
Now don't you dare lock yourself in there.
We don't take orders from you!
-[lock clicks]
-[both] Don't come back!
That was easy, right?
Now, let's smurf out of here.
If we can get to my home sweet home,
we'll be safe.
The Pluffs can never find it.
-Big Heart!
-Huh?
Pluff on this.
-[grunts]
-Ha! Right on the pluff!
Huh?
Shh.
-[grunts, sobs]
-Yeah! Got him again!
Hey, Greedy Pluff!
How do you like these cakes?
[both panting]
[chuckles]
Marshmallow!
I'm back, my sweet little furball.
[giggles] Marshmallow!
I was so worried about you.
Whoa, this day
just gets weirder and weirder.
Now, where did I put my spell book
for getting people home?
Ah, here it is!
You found the book?
I've been looking for this book for ages.
It's the most beautiful love story ever.
So moving.
[giggles]
[clears throat] Uh, I hate to interrupt,
but is this the spell book
you were smurfing for?
Ah! Now let's see.
Ha-ha! Here it is!
-Huh? Oh. Hmm...
-[both] Hmm?
What? Oh, no.
-Huh?
-What is it?
To send you back to your world,
we have to recreate the exact conditions
of the moment you arrived.
We have to smurf a thunderstorm?
I am afraid so.
Everything must be just as it was.
Hmm. That means we need my smurfway.
But it's in pieces!
We'll never be able to fix it.
Oh! We're going to be stuck here forever.
Wait a second!
Brainy Pluff should have a pluffway.
We'll use his.
You mean we have to smurf back
and steal it?
Mm-hmm.
You do have some gray paint, right?
Hmm?
[dramatic music]
[both panting]
-Hmm?
-Hmm?
-Ready?
-Yep!
Oh, one more thing.
What are you doing? I can't smurf a thing.
There can only be one Brainy Pluff.
-I'll guide you.
-[yelps]
The first one to blink gets pluffed.
Ah, you pluffed.
-You pluffed first!
-No.
Vanity Pluff's coming.
Quick, do something mean.
-Uh...
-Never mind!
Hey, Pluffy,
you have a stain on your chest.
Who? Me?
Ha! Gotcha, sucker! [laughs]
Weirdos.
Whew! [sighs]
And that's the best you could do?
Mm-hmm.
-Wait! There's the pluffway!
-No. Brainy!
[hums]
Get outta there, ya dumb Pluff!
[screams, grunts]
Are you okay?
We've gotta smurf out.
I can't take much more!
Looks like you two are up to something.
No, no. Not at all, Brainy Pluff.
Well, have you seen
these two blue fugitives?
[both] They went that way!
Hmm? No, that way!
Which way? Show me this instant!
-Come with us.
-What are you smurfing?
Trust me on this one.
Hmm!
Uh, they went this way.
-Where?
-Here!
-[bang]
-Ouch!
I can't see.
-Watch out!
-[both yelp]
Huh?
Brainy, turn left.
[both grunt]
-Whoa!
-Who are you?
Brainy!
-[bell chimes]
-Watch out!
-[all yelp]
-Hmm?
[both grunt]
Whoa!
Stop!
Uh-oh!
-Here.
-Ah, much better!
Aw, we can't just leave him like that.
Hmm.
Okay, but make it quick.
Please don't hurt me.
Don't be afraid. I've come to help you.
[grunts, sighs]
[cheers]
-Now go! Shoo!
-What?
You're free! Scoot?
-Uh...
-Uh, Blossom, we need to go!
Wait, let me try this.
-Ahh!
-[screams]
Hey! Big Heart is escaping!
[both] Watch out!
Who are we gonna pluff now?
Pluff the alarm!
-Those two are not Pluffs!
-[all growl]
-Pluff them!
-Quick, get on!
-[both yelp]
-Pluffs, follow me!
[both whimper then scream]
-[evil laughter]
-[both] Get 'em!
There they are.
Turn left.
-Now right.
-[all growl]
Whoa!
They've blocked the exit.
-What do we do?
-Hold on!
-[both scream]
-[all] Huh?
Yee-hee!
They won't get away so easily!
-With me!
-Let's pluff 'em!
-Yeah!
-Get them!
-Help!
-Let's go!
-[all] Have fear!
-Fire brigade!
-Where'd they go?
-I don't know.
[both whimper]
-Hmm?
-[both] Huh?
Hmm.
Caramel, we have the pluffway!
Are you ready to send us back?
Yes, my lovelies,
I think I've found the spell.
Two worlds are switched,
and for those who fell through,
let lightning send you
to the land of the blue!
Tonitrua, tonitrum!
Ill full men percutens!
[both] Uh...
[thunder crackles]
-[yelps]
-[both gasp]
Maybe not.
Caramel,
this is no time for fooling around.
The Pluffs could be back.
-There they are!
-[both gasp]
-Let's pluff them!
-[chuckles darkly]
-[both gasp]
-Caramel, quick!
-Try the spell again.
-Smurf on it!
[both yelp]
Holy dandelions! Look!
There they are!
We're surrounded.
[both yelp]
-Brainy, turn left.
-[both yelp]
Hurry up, Caramel!
Tonitrua, tonitrum!
Ill full men percutens!
[thunder crackles]
-[all yelp]
-Oh, my stumps.
Try again, Caramel!
They're gonna smurf us!
We'll take care of that stupid wizard!
Tonitrua, tonitrum! Ill full men...
Oh, stop moving so fast.
You're making me dizzy.
Percutens!
[thunder crackles]
[overlapping chatter]
Oh, I missed!
Faster!
-Caramel, help!
-Ha, we have you now!
[gasps] Tonitrua, tonitrum!
-[thunder crackles]
-[whimper]
Ill full men percutens!
[thunder crackles]
[both scream]
-Clumsy Pluff!
-[all grunt]
I think we got pluffed.
Yippee! I did it!
-[screaming continues]
-Brainy!
[thunder crackles]
[both scream]
-Hmm, are we back home?
-I don't know.
Azrael!
Where is that fleabag? Hmm?
[both] Yep. [laughter]
Hmm?
Smurfs? I'll get you.
I'm gonna miss Caramel
and his kitty. Right?