The Smurfs (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 13 - The Smurfs - full transcript
Hefty casts a spell that accidentally turns him into a colossal nose that sucks up everything in its path. After catching Clumsy, Gargamel tempts him with a magic amulet that makes his clumsiness disappear.
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[upbeat music]
[spooky music]
[cackles]
[upbeat music]
Morning!
One hundred ninety-six,
one hundred ninety-seven,
one hundred ninety-eight,
one hundred ninety-nine...
Whew!
[grunts]
Two hundred! Whoa.
[upbeat music]
Uh...
-Hello, Smurfette!
-Hi, Hefty!
How are you today?
-'Cause I'm in great shape!
-Mm-hmm.
Hm.
-That thing looks heavy.
-Not at all, Hefty.
You need a hand?
You're sweet, Hefty,
but I can handle a rosebush.
You want me to smurf a hole,
so you can plant it?
Or maybe an enclosure to protect it?
Oh, that's okay. Farmer said he'd help me.
Farmer?
Your carriage is a-calling, missy.
Oh, merci, monsieur!
-But, Smurfette, are you sure?
-Bye!
[sombre music]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[Jokey] I've got a present for you, Hefty!
-Not today, Jokey.
-[present ticking]
Why so blue?
Forget it. You wouldn't understand.
Ignore this clown. What's got you down?
Well, I just don't know
why certain Smurfs barely notice me.
-He means Smurfette.
-No!
Anyway, what's wrong with me?
I've got bulging biceps,
perfect pecs, square shoulders...
[sniffing]
...floral deodorant.
Why doesn't she like me?
If you're handsome and fair,
the problem might be elsewhere.
Your nose is too big.
Hm? [growls]
-What did you say?
-[giggles]
-Just kidding.
-Not funny.
My nose is just perfect!
Okay, maybe it's a little big.
Hmm.
-Diameter, depth...
-Ouch!
Sarsaparilla deodorant.
Ahh...
The size of your pants, plus your tongue,
multiplied by the width of your nostrils,
divided by Papa Smurf's age.
Hefty, it's basic math.
Your nose is 37% too big.
[gasps] It's a smurf-tastrophe!
Lucky for you, I have just the solution!
Sha-ha-hi-hiya!
Hm?
Mm-hmm.
[upbeat music]
Oh... whoo-hoo!
Yay! [grunting]
-Huh?
-Hi, Smurfette.
[gasps]
Ouch!
-[grunts]
-Oh.
-[laughs]
-Oh, Hefty, you're so funny.
Uh.
-[growls]
-Holy Smurfs!
You won't woo her like that.
Leave this to the experts.
[upbeat music]
Ha-ha!
[horn playing]
Uh... oh.
[ticking]
[laughs]
Ouch!
Ugh, boys.
Why don't you ask Papa Smurf
for a nose smurf?
A nose smurf? But why, Hefty?
Me, I don't like nose smurfs.
Smurfette thinks it's too big.
37% too big.
You must have a potion for that.
I don't have that kind of potion.
You're being ridiculous.
Your nose is just fine.
-Vanity, is your nose too big?
-Heavens, no.
My nose is superb,
just like the rest of my face.
And there you have it.
If Vanity likes his nose,
then we all like our noses.
There's no need to smurf it, Hefty.
Now I have to get back to work.
Smurfing your nose, whatever next?
I haven't had my final word. Follow me.
Papa Smurf doesn't want to help?
No matter.
Gargamel must have something in his books.
Hefty, would you remind me
where Gargamel is supposed to be?
Today is the all-you-can-eat buffet,
and that cheapskate Gargamel
wouldn't miss it.
There's no time to lose.
We have to smurf that book, and fast.
Uh, Brainy? I think I found it.
Yeah, Dimwitty.
Could you stop bothering me for nothing?
I'm busy searching.
Can't you see this is serious?
Oh, okay.
It's not here or here either.
Where could he have put that book?
Hefty, please, I have to say,
are you sure about that buffet?
Of course, why?
He's eaten so fast this time,
I don't even have time to rhyme.
How dare they accuse me
of taking too much food?
It's called
an all-you-can-eat buffet, isn't it?
Now, where's my key... ow!
Ow.
-[meows]
-Augh!
-Ah!
-[meows]
What? You smell Smurfs?
Oh, please.
That's the brussels sprouts, you fleabag!
Dear Smurfs, let us make haste,
or Gargamel will lay us to waste!
[dramatic music]
Aah!
I can't believe it, Dimwitty!
Why didn't you tell us
you'd smurfed the magic book?
Move, please.
Okay, potion to smurf my nose...
"How to shower
with one teaspoon of toad drool"?
Five steps, and he'll be at the door!
"How to grow lush, silky hair."
Four...
"How to make your toes multiply..." Wait!
-Someone ripped out a page?
-You mean this one?
Mmm, delicious,
it has a little sarsaparilla taste.
Three...
Holy Smurfs, Dimwitty!
You actually found the right page!
-Two...
-Let's smurf out of here.
One!
[yowls]
[meows]
Stop it with the Smurfs, you numbskull!
They wouldn't dare come here.
They're too afraid.
Smurf the magic cream with your spatula.
Then apply to nose.
A small amount, right?
Well?
Hmm.
Hefty, I so apologize.
Your snout is the same size.
Augh! All I want is a smaller nose.
Is that too much to ask?
[growls]
Patience, Hefty.
It says here to wait 12 hours.
Okay.
-Night!
-See you tomorrow.
-Don't give up hope.
-Bye!
No fair.
Somebody gave him a present
bigger than mine.
Where's Hefty?
-[thud]
-[gasps]
-Ah!
-What is that?
It looks like a very big nose.
Dimwitty, watch out!
Ah!
Ugh.
It's a smurf-tastrophe!
Gargamel's cream
turned Hefty into a giant nose!
It's going to Smurfette's!
-Huh? What is going on?
-We'll explain on the way!
Hefty turned into a giant nose!
We have to save Smurfette!
Huh?
-[both] Smurfette!
-Aah!
-You're in mortal danger!
-You must hide in the forest.
-Quick!
-You know nothing scares me!
Aah! What's that?
-That is Hefty.
-Wait, I've got an idea.
Hello, Hefty... uh, nose.
I've got a present for you.
[laughs]
Aah!
I'm okay!
Smurfette, run!
-Aah!
-Smurfette!
-Handy, great timing!
-[both] Yay!
I've got you...
Aah!
And there she goes, up the nose.
Come on! There's not a minute to lose!
-Handy?
-Mm-hmm?
Hold him back as long as you can.
-I'm going to smurf a plan!
-Okay, Papa Smurf.
Huh, time to take action.
Okay.
Whoa, oof.
[upbeat music]
Whoa.
Ooh... oof.
Uh-oh. Aah!
[dramatic music]
Go!
[grunting]
[both screaming]
-Ew!
-Ew.
Pepper... works every time.
Smurf the cage!
Oh, Hefty, what came over you?
You've always had a lovely nose.
-[indistinct chatter]
-Hey, there!
How are you doing today, Hefty?
Are you back to normal yet?
Could be a few more days, who nose?
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[upbeat music]
[spooky music]
[cackles]
[upbeat music]
Morning!
One hundred ninety-six,
one hundred ninety-seven,
one hundred ninety-eight,
one hundred ninety-nine...
Whew!
[grunts]
Two hundred! Whoa.
[upbeat music]
Uh...
-Hello, Smurfette!
-Hi, Hefty!
How are you today?
-'Cause I'm in great shape!
-Mm-hmm.
Hm.
-That thing looks heavy.
-Not at all, Hefty.
You need a hand?
You're sweet, Hefty,
but I can handle a rosebush.
You want me to smurf a hole,
so you can plant it?
Or maybe an enclosure to protect it?
Oh, that's okay. Farmer said he'd help me.
Farmer?
Your carriage is a-calling, missy.
Oh, merci, monsieur!
-But, Smurfette, are you sure?
-Bye!
[sombre music]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[Jokey] I've got a present for you, Hefty!
-Not today, Jokey.
-[present ticking]
Why so blue?
Forget it. You wouldn't understand.
Ignore this clown. What's got you down?
Well, I just don't know
why certain Smurfs barely notice me.
-He means Smurfette.
-No!
Anyway, what's wrong with me?
I've got bulging biceps,
perfect pecs, square shoulders...
[sniffing]
...floral deodorant.
Why doesn't she like me?
If you're handsome and fair,
the problem might be elsewhere.
Your nose is too big.
Hm? [growls]
-What did you say?
-[giggles]
-Just kidding.
-Not funny.
My nose is just perfect!
Okay, maybe it's a little big.
Hmm.
-Diameter, depth...
-Ouch!
Sarsaparilla deodorant.
Ahh...
The size of your pants, plus your tongue,
multiplied by the width of your nostrils,
divided by Papa Smurf's age.
Hefty, it's basic math.
Your nose is 37% too big.
[gasps] It's a smurf-tastrophe!
Lucky for you, I have just the solution!
Sha-ha-hi-hiya!
Hm?
Mm-hmm.
[upbeat music]
Oh... whoo-hoo!
Yay! [grunting]
-Huh?
-Hi, Smurfette.
[gasps]
Ouch!
-[grunts]
-Oh.
-[laughs]
-Oh, Hefty, you're so funny.
Uh.
-[growls]
-Holy Smurfs!
You won't woo her like that.
Leave this to the experts.
[upbeat music]
Ha-ha!
[horn playing]
Uh... oh.
[ticking]
[laughs]
Ouch!
Ugh, boys.
Why don't you ask Papa Smurf
for a nose smurf?
A nose smurf? But why, Hefty?
Me, I don't like nose smurfs.
Smurfette thinks it's too big.
37% too big.
You must have a potion for that.
I don't have that kind of potion.
You're being ridiculous.
Your nose is just fine.
-Vanity, is your nose too big?
-Heavens, no.
My nose is superb,
just like the rest of my face.
And there you have it.
If Vanity likes his nose,
then we all like our noses.
There's no need to smurf it, Hefty.
Now I have to get back to work.
Smurfing your nose, whatever next?
I haven't had my final word. Follow me.
Papa Smurf doesn't want to help?
No matter.
Gargamel must have something in his books.
Hefty, would you remind me
where Gargamel is supposed to be?
Today is the all-you-can-eat buffet,
and that cheapskate Gargamel
wouldn't miss it.
There's no time to lose.
We have to smurf that book, and fast.
Uh, Brainy? I think I found it.
Yeah, Dimwitty.
Could you stop bothering me for nothing?
I'm busy searching.
Can't you see this is serious?
Oh, okay.
It's not here or here either.
Where could he have put that book?
Hefty, please, I have to say,
are you sure about that buffet?
Of course, why?
He's eaten so fast this time,
I don't even have time to rhyme.
How dare they accuse me
of taking too much food?
It's called
an all-you-can-eat buffet, isn't it?
Now, where's my key... ow!
Ow.
-[meows]
-Augh!
-Ah!
-[meows]
What? You smell Smurfs?
Oh, please.
That's the brussels sprouts, you fleabag!
Dear Smurfs, let us make haste,
or Gargamel will lay us to waste!
[dramatic music]
Aah!
I can't believe it, Dimwitty!
Why didn't you tell us
you'd smurfed the magic book?
Move, please.
Okay, potion to smurf my nose...
"How to shower
with one teaspoon of toad drool"?
Five steps, and he'll be at the door!
"How to grow lush, silky hair."
Four...
"How to make your toes multiply..." Wait!
-Someone ripped out a page?
-You mean this one?
Mmm, delicious,
it has a little sarsaparilla taste.
Three...
Holy Smurfs, Dimwitty!
You actually found the right page!
-Two...
-Let's smurf out of here.
One!
[yowls]
[meows]
Stop it with the Smurfs, you numbskull!
They wouldn't dare come here.
They're too afraid.
Smurf the magic cream with your spatula.
Then apply to nose.
A small amount, right?
Well?
Hmm.
Hefty, I so apologize.
Your snout is the same size.
Augh! All I want is a smaller nose.
Is that too much to ask?
[growls]
Patience, Hefty.
It says here to wait 12 hours.
Okay.
-Night!
-See you tomorrow.
-Don't give up hope.
-Bye!
No fair.
Somebody gave him a present
bigger than mine.
Where's Hefty?
-[thud]
-[gasps]
-Ah!
-What is that?
It looks like a very big nose.
Dimwitty, watch out!
Ah!
Ugh.
It's a smurf-tastrophe!
Gargamel's cream
turned Hefty into a giant nose!
It's going to Smurfette's!
-Huh? What is going on?
-We'll explain on the way!
Hefty turned into a giant nose!
We have to save Smurfette!
Huh?
-[both] Smurfette!
-Aah!
-You're in mortal danger!
-You must hide in the forest.
-Quick!
-You know nothing scares me!
Aah! What's that?
-That is Hefty.
-Wait, I've got an idea.
Hello, Hefty... uh, nose.
I've got a present for you.
[laughs]
Aah!
I'm okay!
Smurfette, run!
-Aah!
-Smurfette!
-Handy, great timing!
-[both] Yay!
I've got you...
Aah!
And there she goes, up the nose.
Come on! There's not a minute to lose!
-Handy?
-Mm-hmm?
Hold him back as long as you can.
-I'm going to smurf a plan!
-Okay, Papa Smurf.
Huh, time to take action.
Okay.
Whoa, oof.
[upbeat music]
Whoa.
Ooh... oof.
Uh-oh. Aah!
[dramatic music]
Go!
[grunting]
[both screaming]
-Ew!
-Ew.
Pepper... works every time.
Smurf the cage!
Oh, Hefty, what came over you?
You've always had a lovely nose.
-[indistinct chatter]
-Hey, there!
How are you doing today, Hefty?
Are you back to normal yet?
Could be a few more days, who nose?